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For Sale Mar 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM

Hank Hill Accidentally Buys Crack - King of the Hill

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Hank Buys CRACK for Fishing
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Hank Buys CRACK for Fishing
I just feel sorry for the fish
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BrilliantForever3792 Mar 30, 2026 +173
"I don't like your story...but you've got the haircut of an honest man."- The Judge. this line always cracks me up.
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BrothelWaffles Mar 30, 2026 +54
Fun fact, the judge in that episode was voiced by James Carville.
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Stock-Mission-7561 Mar 31, 2026 +13
Justice. Cajun style
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blond_nirvana Mar 31, 2026 +9
Trying to steal candy from a vending machine? Lemme show you how it’s done... Cajun Style.
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Kevbot1000 Mar 30, 2026 +81
Excuse me, he was buying Bait.
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Creative-Package6213 Mar 30, 2026 +28
Cheater bait!
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Zealot_Alec Mar 31, 2026 +8
Remember hank buying the grow-op lights for Bobby's Rose competition, that are usually used for drugs?
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DuckInTheFog Mar 31, 2026 +6
They bought them from a head shop. I'm a gardener and I used to go on pot forums for information on general cultivation
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Superb-Obligation858 Mar 30, 2026 +11
Where are the Mythbusters when you need them?
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KingRabbit_ Mar 30, 2026 +68
The episode is hilariously titled, "Jumping Crack Bass (It's a gas, gas, gas)"
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GotMoFans Mar 30, 2026 +65
Ever been burned so good that you had to give your roaster props? I’m from Memphis, TN… **Buck Strickland:** Son, what's the bad part of Memphis called? **Ray Roy:** *Memphis.*
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QueezyF Mar 31, 2026
Well, at least it isn’t… West Memphis *shudder*
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GotMoFans Mar 31, 2026 +2
*That’s not part of the [King of the Hill joke..](https://youtu.be/I7SX80ksqy4)
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QueezyF Mar 31, 2026
However, West Memphis *is* a joke.
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GotMoFans Mar 31, 2026 +2
It’s got the same working class feel that the neighborhood I grew up in Memphis have. West Memphis isn’t too different than Whitehaven, Frayser, Raleigh, or Millington.
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Herby_Hoover Mar 30, 2026 +31
One crack rock, please.
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Boss_Bellini_ Mar 30, 2026 +17
"BWAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"
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tinathefatlardgosh Mar 30, 2026 +17
I got your jack right here, jack.
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LosIngobernable Mar 30, 2026 +10
I remember this! And KOTH wasn’t must see tv for me. Also, that’s a lot of crack for a $20.
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Cutsdeep- Mar 31, 2026 +8
inflation sucks
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INVERT_RFP Mar 31, 2026 +9
Dangol' fishin' magician, man.
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cholotariat Mar 30, 2026 +7
Rock on
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musicjunkee1911 Mar 31, 2026 +6
Even caught more fish than in all of the 80s, and those were the Reagan years!
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Namika Mar 30, 2026 +10
I prefer the subs to the dubs of this show
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Mick_Limerick Mar 30, 2026 +2
Jumpin' crack bass
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Cocaink_Hill Mar 31, 2026 +3
That boy aint right
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dobrodude Mar 31, 2026 +2
He climbs into bed with his fishing vest on. lol
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JuzoItami Mar 31, 2026 +2
>”Sweet Gene Vincent!” [Who knew Hank Hill was an Ian Dury fan?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOym2yutD0&list=RDJCOym2yutD0&start_radio=1)
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BeerdedRNY Mar 31, 2026 +2
Well his head is certainly shaped the right way.
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dotcaIm Mar 31, 2026 +1
Iconic
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Sith_23 Apr 1, 2026 +1
"If I send you to prison, they're just gonna teach you how to be a better truck thief, so you're gonna spend the next 90 days in the cab of a pickup... an import."
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Reasonable_Worth_726 Mar 30, 2026 -53
Check out Hank Trill on Spotify
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rdgarlic Mar 30, 2026 +26
No thanks! 
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myuusmeow Apr 1, 2026 +2
Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds!
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Reasonable_Worth_726 Mar 30, 2026 -13
Haha wow so many down votes. Propane Money is a fun track though
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rdgarlic Mar 31, 2026 +4
You must not understand how unflattering and 15 years late Trill Cosby or Trill Nye sound, good luck with the gimmick! 
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