I thought this dude was dead. Lock him up for the rest of his hopefully miserable life.
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bayleysgal19965 days ago
+582
There was a moment a few years back where it looked like he was dying, but I’m pretty sure it was exaggerated for sympathy
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pontiacfirebird925 days ago
+345
Was that when he showed up to court with a walker and acted all feeble and shit? But somehow never needed it outside the courtroom?
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+114
And then SNL did a thing where Alex Baldwin’s Trump was using a walker. Back when Trump impressions were actually funny. Now it’s just soul crushing.
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TheCh0rt4 days ago
+53
They’ve become too realistic. The writing and acting is now nearly identical in speech and mannerism and it makes me uncomfortable. I’ve not been interested in watching it anymore. Just for the Trump humor. I like the bad Trump impressions more which were only there to mock him. Now they serve to recreate him.
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+31
I also think they make him more coherent than he actually is. If they want to make me laugh at a Trump impression, make him a slobbering wierdo nodding off in the corner and sleep groping the interns. Quit making him seem like a sitcom character.
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Paranitis4 days ago
+14
One of the biggest problem with impressions, is that the source material tends to come in bite size pieces, where you have to put a character together bit by bit. Trump on the other hand, is on every form of media ALL THE TIME, so you can basically get an exact copy of who he really is, instead of fragments of multiple characters to recreate one potential character.
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Osiris324 days ago
+13
And then he leans into it. How do you parody a guy who posts an AI image of himself as Jesus? He's already taken the piss himself (pun intended).
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SeminaryStudentARH4 days ago
+5
Yeah, I immediately turn off when Trump comes on SNL, no disrespect to James Austin Johnson at all. I just don’t want to see Trump. I do however love Colin Jost’s Hegseth.
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TheCh0rt4 days ago
+2
lol yes. JAJ is just way, WAY too good at it for me to enjoy. It’s a compliment to him
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Bladder-Splatter4 days ago
+1
It's the "How do you make something as unbelievable and ridiculous as possible that is somehow real, even more ridiculous?" issue.
I guess they could try playing him straight as a sensible uncorrupted human but that might just cause emotional damage in different ways.
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TheCh0rt4 days ago
wow i hadn't thought of that... honestly, it would be really nice if they played him as super nice donald trump, helping everybody and just being really kind. that would be funny too. i could actually really enjoy and laugh at that, there's plenty of stories there, i'm just so tired of him doing cruel things that watching him do more of it on SNL isn't really very funny
0
FugDuggler4 days ago
+23
Wasn’t he trying to get a compassionate release or something? F*** him
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airfryerfuntime4 days ago
+6
Oh, you mean when he was hobbling into court with a walker and oxygen tank, then seen like a week later partying in a restaurant bar with his friends, acting perfectly healthy? The judge should have held him in content for that shit.
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BeyoNeela4 days ago
+4
He looks like he’s dying in this thumbnail. My sympathy cannot be summoned.
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DFWPunk4 days ago
+2
Maybe, but he absolutely looks like shit, and he didn't look great to begin with.
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Responsible-Clock7154 days ago
+1
Me too.
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purpilia254 days ago
+1
Ha! I remember when this happened and at no point felt sympathy. These people are so out of touch and do not have anyone with a soul advising them.
1
cwx1494 days ago
+9
Lol honestly same I think I always just assumed since Epstein is dead this guy must be too
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Responsible-Clock7154 days ago
+6
He’s crying his mental capacity can’t take it and now in a wheel chair.. He had a real “pay to play” thing going weilding his power over movie stars and starlets. And he was proud of it til he got jailed. He also cried he doesn’t want to die in rikers island prison when that’s where he belongs.
What a filthy, vile freak.
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JfPickups4 days ago
+2
I'd like to an artist rendering of Harv's ashes (in a urn) on the defense table.
Not my top wish but it's a good one.
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AudibleNod5 days ago
+808
[Harvey Weinstein’s Abnormal Testicles Are Key Focus of Final Arguments in Trial](https://variety.com/2022/film/news/harvey-weinstein-abnormal-testicles-r***-trial-1235448425/)
808
ItchyMcHotspot5 days ago
+1153
That link is staying blue.
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foresight3105 days ago
+252
Much like Weinstein’s balls in prison…
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AMonitorDarkly5 days ago
+35
Eh, you never know. There might be someone here and there that’s nice enough to give him a reach around.
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Shlocktroffit5 days ago
+23
it's just common courtesy
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sancatrundown735 days ago
+20
If they did their hand would sink into the pus filled flesh like dipping into wet lukewarm poorly made lasagna.
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saladman4254 days ago
+23
I'm just trying to eat some cereal dude.
23
Osiris324 days ago
+9
Ya know, today was supposed to be a good day. I didn't have to go to work, the teenagers are out of the house, it's not raining, and I just finished trimming my aquarium. So why you gotta go and do this?
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Bagellord4 days ago
+2
> just finished trimming my aquarium
I am not familiar with aquariums so I am sure this is a technical/hobby term, but it just reads like some sort of euphemism lol
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Osiris323 days ago
+3
My aquarium is planted, and the plants need trimming or else they get too big and choke out the fish and shrimp. Shootout to /r/aquascape and /r/plantedtank.
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Bagellord3 days ago
+1
That's kinda what I figured. I just found it funny to think it had a different meaning haha
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+23
Dear god dude. Dear god.
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GoodLeftUndone4 days ago
+14
Pretty pissed I’ve got eyes today.
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Bagellord4 days ago
+2
Well I was a bit hungry, thinking about having a snack, but not any more. Thank you for that...
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Masrim4 days ago
+3
Well they could be hitting his prostate.
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sephjnr5 days ago
+6
Sorry, the link went purple, like Weinstein's butthole in prison
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SlipperyWalrus4 days ago
+1
Actually they’re in his thighs
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bareback_cowboy5 days ago
+85
No worries, I got you fam!
> “His p**** was disgusting. It looked like it had been chopped off and sewn back on, like something wasn’t right about it.”
> She said his p**** appeared to be “kind of fish-like,” and described “something was distorted in the testicles … Lots of skin, lots of skin down there.”
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tastywofl5 days ago
+76
What a terrible day to be literate.
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amateur_mistake5 days ago
+48
There is also this!
>“That surgery caused pretty noticeable scarring … Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs,”
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trollsong5 days ago
+38
So, he's basically that yellow guy from sin city?
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SatorCircle4 days ago
+4
Non-zero chance it's inspired by
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Legitimate_Ripp4 days ago
+7
No, that story comes from the comic books, and was inspired by the later Dirty Harry movies.
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WorkingSock14 days ago
+4
Yellow dude = Stephen Miller
(At least for me)
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KnitWitch874 days ago
You know, I had successfully forgotten about that character. FFS...
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Donny_Do_Nothing4 days ago
+14
What the f***? We're just sticking balls everywhere now, huh?
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bombkitty4 days ago
+11
My fault for being on the internet.
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starrpamph4 days ago
+12
I want to see his scumbag lawyer argue that. **If the balls don’t fit, you must acquit.**
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ActurusMajoris5 days ago
+11
Brb, soaking my brain in acid
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TheWorclown4 days ago
+8
Man, am I jealous of folk with aphantasia right now.
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+5
God, i almost want to see this eldritch horror just because my imagination is failing me.
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notquiteotaku4 days ago
+6
Take your filthy upvote and get the hell out of my sight.
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GothTGurl4 days ago
+3
Why. Why would you do this
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bareback_cowboy4 days ago
+3
He said the link was staying blue. Clearly it was a cry for help because he couldn't get the link to work!
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Appropriate_Ad87345 days ago
+7
like the waffle?
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No-Quote-18154 days ago
+6
"Weinstein underwent surgery in 1999 for Fournier’s Gangrene, which required doctors to remove some of his scrotum. “That surgery caused pretty noticeable scarring … Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs,” the lead prosecutor, Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson, told the jury at the beginning of the trial."
If I had to read this mind f*CK you do too 😂 you're welcome
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Durakan4 days ago
+8
It's cooool I clicked it for you.
He had gangrene of the nutsack in the '90's and they removed part of his giggle bag and relocated his testicles to the skin of his inner thighs.
Probably why he needed that walker.
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Worldly_Anybody_92194 days ago
+3
How on earth do even you get gangrene down there? I'm a nursing student and I have to admit, this is the first time I'm hearing of something like this. It sounds absolutely horrifying.
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Sunquat_Slice4 days ago
+3
I feel like Fournier gangrene should have come up for you at some point, especially when talking about potential diabetes complications
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Durakan4 days ago
+2
Boofing drugs and not washing enough? Or something equally or more horrifying.
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bombkitty4 days ago
+2
I've never agreed with a stranger so fast!
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EvrthnICRtrns2USmhw4 days ago
+2
I love witty people!
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UnderABig_W5 days ago
+169
For anyone who doesn’t want to click the link: Weinstein had Fournier’s gangrene, which causes tissue death in the genitals.
Part of the treatment in Weinstein’s case was to transplant his testicles to his inner thighs.
And, although the article didn’t actually state the effect it had in his p****, one of the r*** victims said it was heavily scarred. Another said it looked like a fish. Another didn’t specify, just said it looked like they were something definitely wrong with it.
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DinkleMutz4 days ago
+67
It is now safe to turn off your computer.
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Worldly_Anybody_92194 days ago
+5
Interesting. Apparently diabetes is a predisposing factor. Yikes. 😬
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epidemicsaints5 days ago
+79
Fascinating read. Filing it away with Epstein's deformed lemon p****.
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NiceSupermarket77245 days ago
+81
And Elon’s botched extension
And Donald’s flat mushroom (per Stormy)
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donutseason5 days ago
+29
And don’t forget about his rod-ruined leaky bum
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Hayabusa_Blacksmith5 days ago
+28
I sure would like to!
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Etok4144 days ago
+13
These are all reminders that castration isn't actually a solution to sex offenders. (Elon to my knowledge hasn't sexually assaulted anyone, but he is still weird about sex.)
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haven4ever4 days ago
+2
And Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs!
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DSMStudios5 days ago
+22
“Before we begin, the court has provided a palette of barf bags, located at each exit, should anyone become ill during session. I also have, like, a bunch behind the bench here, along with some VapoRub, in case we gotta focus on this guy’s abnormal balls in real ti-^dryheaves -me. Again, my name is Judge Don’tWantToBeHere, and I’ll be presiding over this disgusting af case. Play balls!”
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thehardestnipples4 days ago
+6
“how Weinstein’s “”balls were in your mouth,”” if he does not have testicles”
great read!
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Standard_Island5465 days ago
+10
IIRC for some reason he had his balls sewed into his thigh? Or maybe just the testicles. Either way bizarre situation.
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Shelala855 days ago
+16
Probably to preserve them. I recall a story about an ear being put into a person’s abdominal cavity so that they could later try to reattach it.
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+8
Kind of irritating that they spent that much time and money saving a rapist’s p****. Not that not having a p**** stops guys like that.
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AnusOprah4 days ago
+3
"We are Abnormal Testicles and this is our new single Final Arguments from our new album Trial!!"
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betweentwoblueclouds4 days ago
+2
“ In October, the jury was shown photos of Weinstein’s private parts, and sifted through an envelope of images in a private room in the courthouse. Members of the public and the media were not given access to view the photos.”
Those lucky dogs
/s
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Bratfink785 days ago
+129
OFFS he’s still around
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hedoeswhathewants5 days ago
+91
Man's gonna borrow Stephen Hawking's chair to show up to court in this time
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TubeScr3ameR4 days ago
+7
The Hawkingmobile? Isn't it at the Smithsonian?
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Osiris324 days ago
+17
That's only a replica. The real one is in a bunker at CERN, hooked up to multiple nuclear generators, controlling the black hole that was accidentally created there by Niels Bohr in early 1962. The black hole is named Frederick, it likes the color red, and has long conversations with the chair, who it has nicknamed "Scooter."
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jsuue5 days ago
+65
Good, try him until he dies.
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2hobos1box5 days ago
+84
Why does every major elite pedophile have a fucked up d*** & balls
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wintervamp7534 days ago
+15
You think these people are getting tested or using protection?? Hell, that's too much for a lot of men in the modern dating scene - I'd guess the more of a predator someone is, the less they care about spreading disease and such and/or the more they think of themselves as above getting sick or needing treatment (that is weakness after all).
Thankfully for at least some of these monsters, biology eventually catches up and gives them a little karma.
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Low_Pickle_1124 days ago
+11
I saw something the other day about some more proposed budget cuts to science. These ultra wealthy sorts, they really do think they're gods. They truly believe that they're just that much better than the rest of us. One day, they will be on their deathbed, and when they notice their yacht isn't coming to save them they might reflect on the idea that cutting the budget for medical research was a bad idea.
"Pale death kicks with impartial foot at the hovels of the poor and the towers of kings."
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drewbles825 days ago
+135
Wonder if his tried Trump to pardon him
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temporalmods5 days ago
+98
The president can only pardon federal charges. I believe these are NY state charges.
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theknyte5 days ago
+39
Luckily, Trump can only pardon federal crimes, not state or local level ones.
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pontiacfirebird925 days ago
+29
Didn't stop him from pressuring Colorado to pardon Tina Peters, who had her sentence thrown out and is likely going to get a lighter sentence on appeal.
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Sweatytubesock5 days ago
+6
If Trump had the power to, it would have already happened. “He’s been treated so unfairly!!”
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PigFarmer14 days ago
+2
Nah, King Donnie doesn't like him so it wouldn't happen even if it was possible.
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Branchomania4 days ago
+1
Wasn’t Harv thrown out of an Epstein party?
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PigFarmer14 days ago
+3
I don't know about that. I just know that Trump doesn't like the guy due to political donations that didn't go to Trump.
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KnitWitch874 days ago
+11
Why did I think he died? Wishful thinking I guess. What a scumbag.
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Great-Hotel-78205 days ago
+46
This should be the same situation Trump is in and instead he’s blowing up the world without consequence.
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Surturius4 days ago
+3
And you know Weinstein is seething about it
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4rch_N3m35154 days ago
+6
He looks so much more like that LoTR Orc now
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AnusOprah4 days ago
+7
I wonder if he'll show up in an iron lung?
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[deleted]5 days ago
+34
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Standard_Island5465 days ago
+37
Pieces of shit need due process too, that’s a cornerstone of the legal system.
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TimothyMimeslayer5 days ago
+23
He had due process, let's not pretend a person like you or me would get a retrial. rich people get extra super justice.
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IrishPorpoise5 days ago
+9
He's had plenty of bites at the due process apple.
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Standard_Island5465 days ago
+3
And? Nothing robs you of your due process.
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[deleted]5 days ago
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Standard_Island5465 days ago
+9
No it doesn’t actually. I get the sentiment but you can’t just summarily execute someone because they’re a rapist.
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-7
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HippyDM5 days ago
+4
Because they're right, and the idea that some people don't deserve rights is how we get fascism.
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DartTheDragoon5 days ago
+1
Pot, meet kettle.
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IrishPorpoise5 days ago
+1
Look in the mirror
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AudibleNod5 days ago
+1
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
-American legal system
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Standard_Island5465 days ago
+3
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
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Responsible-Grand-574 days ago
+5
Legit thought he was dead already.
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Tex19314 days ago
+4
Well that’s one way for this dying sack of garbage to get out of lockdown, which for him is 23 hours a day for the rest of his miserable life. Anyway , today the first day of this trial, he had “ an alarming heart condition, which required him to be sent to Bellevue. What f’ng joke.
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beadzy4 days ago
+3
trump supported no doubt. if not before than definitely now
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emmer005 days ago
+4
It would be so much easier if he just…
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digidave14 days ago
+4
We spend way too much money on this disease of a human.
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ukexpat4 days ago
+3
Do NOT, repeat ***NOT***, do a GIS for Fournier’s Gangrene.
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Coolbluegatoradeyumm4 days ago
+3
Would be a super shame if someone stabbed him whilst out of jail. Anyway
3
Boppinzlewinski4 days ago
+3
I hope he gets launched into the sun
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OlderThanMyParents4 days ago
+3
Trump hasn't pardoned him yet? The check must not have cleared.
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pdjudd3 days ago
+1
I don’t think he was charged federally so there is nothing he can do.
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x3i4n4 days ago
+3
Bro, just put him in jail forever and stop wasting tax payer money for judges
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The-Traveler-5 days ago
+9
Ask him if he’s in the Epstein files, too.
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carolinemathildes5 days ago
+39
We've known he is for years. Virginia Giuffre's lawyer wrote a book in 2020 stating Epstein told a victim he'd introduce her to Weinstein, and that Epstein ended his relationship with Weinstein because he'd been too aggressive with one of Epstein's "favourites."
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Osiris324 days ago
+17
He was too ick for Epstein?
That is saying so f****** much.
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MacrotonicWave4 days ago
+6
probably less too ick and he just stepped on Epsteins gross sense of possession of other people
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Paidorgy4 days ago
+6
Trump drew ire over Epstein “poaching” his talent.
They aren’t f****** human.
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The-Traveler-4 days ago
+5
I mean they should ask him on the witnesses stand. That could open up the crack so more people under oath can be asked this question. Perhaps he’ll even throw out a name of who he saw while he was there.
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Meph6164 days ago
+5
Dude is such a massive pos he has his own files.
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Rabbit-Hole-Quest4 days ago
+2
Remember that Weinstein was using ex-Mossad people to bother victims who would go against him.
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soulwolf14 days ago
+2
He's getting out isn't he?
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KLGChaos4 days ago
+6
And will be welcomed into Trump's regime as leader on the project "Right to R***".
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0as4 days ago
+2
What’s up with Candice Owen’s defending him? Genuinely curious
2
mitchell564 days ago
+2
She's a psychopath. Hope that clears it up.
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fcatw4 days ago
+2
I totally forgot about him. Surprised Trump hasn’t given him a full pardon with Purple Heart and medal of honor yet
2
RulyKinkaJou594 days ago
+2
Imagine having money and set for life then you decide to do the most incriminating thing ever that could get you killed in prison anyways. Lose-lose situation.
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jigokubi4 days ago
+2
Damn, he looks terrible. I mean, he is, but you know what mean.
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3dios4 days ago
+1
Just give this pos the lethal injection already
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Oregon-Pilot4 days ago
+2
This is the sort of treatment that Donald Trump should be experiencing. Instead, he is literally playing King God.
F****** hell this country is full of stupid, garbage people.
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caitmr174 days ago
+1
This is nice news today
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Egalitarian_Wish4 days ago
+1
Looks like a puked up potato now. He must be relishing the privileges that he’ll get from this.
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Edgyspymainintf24 days ago
+1
Why does he look like Uncle Fester now?
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Proper_Scholar49054 days ago
+1
He had gangbangs with Pusha T lmao
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ScarMilia4 days ago
+1
He's still alive?? I remember reading news years ago that he got COVID in his prison cell, and never heard anything about him again ever since. So I thought he's dead during the pandemic years
1
AccordingInsect34813 days ago
+1
He looks great for being locked up. Chains did him good.
/pos
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reddit_user99013 days ago
+1
Israel is just gonna protect him
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groovyinutah2 days ago
+1
He looked so fragile in that one court appearance...how is he still alive?
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