I thought this dude was dead. Lock him up for the rest of his hopefully miserable life.
1499
bayleysgal1996Apr 14, 2026
+582
There was a moment a few years back where it looked like he was dying, but I’m pretty sure it was exaggerated for sympathy
582
pontiacfirebird92Apr 14, 2026
+345
Was that when he showed up to court with a walker and acted all feeble and shit? But somehow never needed it outside the courtroom?
345
Little_View_6659Apr 14, 2026
+114
And then SNL did a thing where Alex Baldwin’s Trump was using a walker. Back when Trump impressions were actually funny. Now it’s just soul crushing.
114
TheCh0rtApr 14, 2026
+53
They’ve become too realistic. The writing and acting is now nearly identical in speech and mannerism and it makes me uncomfortable. I’ve not been interested in watching it anymore. Just for the Trump humor. I like the bad Trump impressions more which were only there to mock him. Now they serve to recreate him.
53
Little_View_6659Apr 14, 2026
+31
I also think they make him more coherent than he actually is. If they want to make me laugh at a Trump impression, make him a slobbering wierdo nodding off in the corner and sleep groping the interns. Quit making him seem like a sitcom character.
31
ParanitisApr 14, 2026
+14
One of the biggest problem with impressions, is that the source material tends to come in bite size pieces, where you have to put a character together bit by bit. Trump on the other hand, is on every form of media ALL THE TIME, so you can basically get an exact copy of who he really is, instead of fragments of multiple characters to recreate one potential character.
14
Osiris32Apr 14, 2026
+13
And then he leans into it. How do you parody a guy who posts an AI image of himself as Jesus? He's already taken the piss himself (pun intended).
13
SeminaryStudentARHApr 14, 2026
+5
Yeah, I immediately turn off when Trump comes on SNL, no disrespect to James Austin Johnson at all. I just don’t want to see Trump. I do however love Colin Jost’s Hegseth.
5
TheCh0rtApr 14, 2026
+2
lol yes. JAJ is just way, WAY too good at it for me to enjoy. It’s a compliment to him
2
Bladder-SplatterApr 14, 2026
+1
It's the "How do you make something as unbelievable and ridiculous as possible that is somehow real, even more ridiculous?" issue.
I guess they could try playing him straight as a sensible uncorrupted human but that might just cause emotional damage in different ways.
1
TheCh0rtApr 15, 2026
wow i hadn't thought of that... honestly, it would be really nice if they played him as super nice donald trump, helping everybody and just being really kind. that would be funny too. i could actually really enjoy and laugh at that, there's plenty of stories there, i'm just so tired of him doing cruel things that watching him do more of it on SNL isn't really very funny
0
FugDugglerApr 14, 2026
+23
Wasn’t he trying to get a compassionate release or something? F*** him
23
airfryerfuntimeApr 14, 2026
+6
Oh, you mean when he was hobbling into court with a walker and oxygen tank, then seen like a week later partying in a restaurant bar with his friends, acting perfectly healthy? The judge should have held him in content for that shit.
6
BeyoNeelaApr 14, 2026
+4
He looks like he’s dying in this thumbnail. My sympathy cannot be summoned.
4
DFWPunkApr 14, 2026
+2
Maybe, but he absolutely looks like shit, and he didn't look great to begin with.
2
Responsible-Clock715Apr 14, 2026
+1
Me too.
1
purpilia25Apr 15, 2026
+1
Ha! I remember when this happened and at no point felt sympathy. These people are so out of touch and do not have anyone with a soul advising them.
1
cwx149Apr 14, 2026
+9
Lol honestly same I think I always just assumed since Epstein is dead this guy must be too
9
Responsible-Clock715Apr 14, 2026
+6
He’s crying his mental capacity can’t take it and now in a wheel chair.. He had a real “pay to play” thing going weilding his power over movie stars and starlets. And he was proud of it til he got jailed. He also cried he doesn’t want to die in rikers island prison when that’s where he belongs.
What a filthy, vile freak.
6
JfPickupsApr 14, 2026
+2
I'd like to an artist rendering of Harv's ashes (in a urn) on the defense table.
Not my top wish but it's a good one.
2
AudibleNodApr 14, 2026
+808
[Harvey Weinstein’s Abnormal Testicles Are Key Focus of Final Arguments in Trial](https://variety.com/2022/film/news/harvey-weinstein-abnormal-testicles-r***-trial-1235448425/)
808
ItchyMcHotspotApr 14, 2026
+1153
That link is staying blue.
1153
foresight310Apr 14, 2026
+252
Much like Weinstein’s balls in prison…
252
AMonitorDarklyApr 14, 2026
+35
Eh, you never know. There might be someone here and there that’s nice enough to give him a reach around.
35
ShlocktroffitApr 14, 2026
+23
it's just common courtesy
23
sancatrundown73Apr 14, 2026
+20
If they did their hand would sink into the pus filled flesh like dipping into wet lukewarm poorly made lasagna.
20
saladman425Apr 14, 2026
+23
I'm just trying to eat some cereal dude.
23
Osiris32Apr 14, 2026
+9
Ya know, today was supposed to be a good day. I didn't have to go to work, the teenagers are out of the house, it's not raining, and I just finished trimming my aquarium. So why you gotta go and do this?
9
BagellordApr 15, 2026
+2
> just finished trimming my aquarium
I am not familiar with aquariums so I am sure this is a technical/hobby term, but it just reads like some sort of euphemism lol
2
Osiris32Apr 15, 2026
+3
My aquarium is planted, and the plants need trimming or else they get too big and choke out the fish and shrimp. Shootout to /r/aquascape and /r/plantedtank.
3
BagellordApr 15, 2026
+1
That's kinda what I figured. I just found it funny to think it had a different meaning haha
1
Little_View_6659Apr 14, 2026
+23
Dear god dude. Dear god.
23
GoodLeftUndoneApr 14, 2026
+14
Pretty pissed I’ve got eyes today.
14
BagellordApr 15, 2026
+2
Well I was a bit hungry, thinking about having a snack, but not any more. Thank you for that...
2
MasrimApr 14, 2026
+3
Well they could be hitting his prostate.
3
sephjnrApr 14, 2026
+6
Sorry, the link went purple, like Weinstein's butthole in prison
6
SlipperyWalrusApr 14, 2026
+1
Actually they’re in his thighs
1
bareback_cowboyApr 14, 2026
+85
No worries, I got you fam!
> “His p**** was disgusting. It looked like it had been chopped off and sewn back on, like something wasn’t right about it.”
> She said his p**** appeared to be “kind of fish-like,” and described “something was distorted in the testicles … Lots of skin, lots of skin down there.”
85
tastywoflApr 14, 2026
+76
What a terrible day to be literate.
76
amateur_mistakeApr 14, 2026
+48
There is also this!
>“That surgery caused pretty noticeable scarring … Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs,”
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trollsongApr 14, 2026
+38
So, he's basically that yellow guy from sin city?
38
SatorCircleApr 14, 2026
+4
Non-zero chance it's inspired by
4
Legitimate_RippApr 14, 2026
+7
No, that story comes from the comic books, and was inspired by the later Dirty Harry movies.
7
WorkingSock1Apr 14, 2026
+4
Yellow dude = Stephen Miller
(At least for me)
4
KnitWitch87Apr 14, 2026
You know, I had successfully forgotten about that character. FFS...
0
Donny_Do_NothingApr 14, 2026
+14
What the f***? We're just sticking balls everywhere now, huh?
14
bombkittyApr 14, 2026
+11
My fault for being on the internet.
11
starrpamphApr 14, 2026
+12
I want to see his scumbag lawyer argue that. **If the balls don’t fit, you must acquit.**
12
ActurusMajorisApr 14, 2026
+11
Brb, soaking my brain in acid
11
TheWorclownApr 14, 2026
+8
Man, am I jealous of folk with aphantasia right now.
8
Little_View_6659Apr 14, 2026
+5
God, i almost want to see this eldritch horror just because my imagination is failing me.
5
notquiteotakuApr 14, 2026
+6
Take your filthy upvote and get the hell out of my sight.
6
GothTGurlApr 14, 2026
+3
Why. Why would you do this
3
bareback_cowboyApr 14, 2026
+3
He said the link was staying blue. Clearly it was a cry for help because he couldn't get the link to work!
3
Appropriate_Ad8734Apr 14, 2026
+7
like the waffle?
7
No-Quote-1815Apr 14, 2026
+6
"Weinstein underwent surgery in 1999 for Fournier’s Gangrene, which required doctors to remove some of his scrotum. “That surgery caused pretty noticeable scarring … Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs,” the lead prosecutor, Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson, told the jury at the beginning of the trial."
If I had to read this mind f*CK you do too 😂 you're welcome
6
DurakanApr 14, 2026
+8
It's cooool I clicked it for you.
He had gangrene of the nutsack in the '90's and they removed part of his giggle bag and relocated his testicles to the skin of his inner thighs.
Probably why he needed that walker.
8
Worldly_Anybody_9219Apr 15, 2026
+3
How on earth do even you get gangrene down there? I'm a nursing student and I have to admit, this is the first time I'm hearing of something like this. It sounds absolutely horrifying.
3
Sunquat_SliceApr 15, 2026
+3
I feel like Fournier gangrene should have come up for you at some point, especially when talking about potential diabetes complications
3
DurakanApr 15, 2026
+2
Boofing drugs and not washing enough? Or something equally or more horrifying.
2
bombkittyApr 14, 2026
+2
I've never agreed with a stranger so fast!
2
EvrthnICRtrns2USmhwApr 14, 2026
+2
I love witty people!
2
UnderABig_WApr 14, 2026
+169
For anyone who doesn’t want to click the link: Weinstein had Fournier’s gangrene, which causes tissue death in the genitals.
Part of the treatment in Weinstein’s case was to transplant his testicles to his inner thighs.
And, although the article didn’t actually state the effect it had in his p****, one of the r*** victims said it was heavily scarred. Another said it looked like a fish. Another didn’t specify, just said it looked like they were something definitely wrong with it.
169
DinkleMutzApr 14, 2026
+67
It is now safe to turn off your computer.
67
Worldly_Anybody_9219Apr 15, 2026
+5
Interesting. Apparently diabetes is a predisposing factor. Yikes. 😬
5
epidemicsaintsApr 14, 2026
+79
Fascinating read. Filing it away with Epstein's deformed lemon p****.
79
NiceSupermarket7724Apr 14, 2026
+81
And Elon’s botched extension
And Donald’s flat mushroom (per Stormy)
81
donutseasonApr 14, 2026
+29
And don’t forget about his rod-ruined leaky bum
29
Hayabusa_BlacksmithApr 14, 2026
+28
I sure would like to!
28
Etok414Apr 14, 2026
+13
These are all reminders that castration isn't actually a solution to sex offenders. (Elon to my knowledge hasn't sexually assaulted anyone, but he is still weird about sex.)
13
haven4everApr 15, 2026
+2
And Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs!
2
DSMStudiosApr 14, 2026
+22
“Before we begin, the court has provided a palette of barf bags, located at each exit, should anyone become ill during session. I also have, like, a bunch behind the bench here, along with some VapoRub, in case we gotta focus on this guy’s abnormal balls in real ti-^dryheaves -me. Again, my name is Judge Don’tWantToBeHere, and I’ll be presiding over this disgusting af case. Play balls!”
22
thehardestnipplesApr 14, 2026
+6
“how Weinstein’s “”balls were in your mouth,”” if he does not have testicles”
great read!
6
Standard_Island546Apr 14, 2026
+10
IIRC for some reason he had his balls sewed into his thigh? Or maybe just the testicles. Either way bizarre situation.
10
Shelala85Apr 14, 2026
+16
Probably to preserve them. I recall a story about an ear being put into a person’s abdominal cavity so that they could later try to reattach it.
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Little_View_6659Apr 14, 2026
+8
Kind of irritating that they spent that much time and money saving a rapist’s p****. Not that not having a p**** stops guys like that.
8
AnusOprahApr 14, 2026
+3
"We are Abnormal Testicles and this is our new single Final Arguments from our new album Trial!!"
3
betweentwobluecloudsApr 14, 2026
+2
“ In October, the jury was shown photos of Weinstein’s private parts, and sifted through an envelope of images in a private room in the courthouse. Members of the public and the media were not given access to view the photos.”
Those lucky dogs
/s
2
Bratfink78Apr 14, 2026
+129
OFFS he’s still around
129
hedoeswhathewantsApr 14, 2026
+91
Man's gonna borrow Stephen Hawking's chair to show up to court in this time
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TubeScr3ameRApr 14, 2026
+7
The Hawkingmobile? Isn't it at the Smithsonian?
7
Osiris32Apr 14, 2026
+17
That's only a replica. The real one is in a bunker at CERN, hooked up to multiple nuclear generators, controlling the black hole that was accidentally created there by Niels Bohr in early 1962. The black hole is named Frederick, it likes the color red, and has long conversations with the chair, who it has nicknamed "Scooter."
17
jsuueApr 14, 2026
+65
Good, try him until he dies.
65
2hobos1boxApr 14, 2026
+84
Why does every major elite pedophile have a fucked up d*** & balls
84
wintervamp753Apr 14, 2026
+15
You think these people are getting tested or using protection?? Hell, that's too much for a lot of men in the modern dating scene - I'd guess the more of a predator someone is, the less they care about spreading disease and such and/or the more they think of themselves as above getting sick or needing treatment (that is weakness after all).
Thankfully for at least some of these monsters, biology eventually catches up and gives them a little karma.
15
Low_Pickle_112Apr 14, 2026
+11
I saw something the other day about some more proposed budget cuts to science. These ultra wealthy sorts, they really do think they're gods. They truly believe that they're just that much better than the rest of us. One day, they will be on their deathbed, and when they notice their yacht isn't coming to save them they might reflect on the idea that cutting the budget for medical research was a bad idea.
"Pale death kicks with impartial foot at the hovels of the poor and the towers of kings."
11
drewbles82Apr 14, 2026
+135
Wonder if his tried Trump to pardon him
135
temporalmodsApr 14, 2026
+98
The president can only pardon federal charges. I believe these are NY state charges.
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theknyteApr 14, 2026
+39
Luckily, Trump can only pardon federal crimes, not state or local level ones.
39
pontiacfirebird92Apr 14, 2026
+29
Didn't stop him from pressuring Colorado to pardon Tina Peters, who had her sentence thrown out and is likely going to get a lighter sentence on appeal.
29
SweatytubesockApr 14, 2026
+6
If Trump had the power to, it would have already happened. “He’s been treated so unfairly!!”
6
PigFarmer1Apr 14, 2026
+2
Nah, King Donnie doesn't like him so it wouldn't happen even if it was possible.
2
BranchomaniaApr 14, 2026
+1
Wasn’t Harv thrown out of an Epstein party?
1
PigFarmer1Apr 14, 2026
+3
I don't know about that. I just know that Trump doesn't like the guy due to political donations that didn't go to Trump.
3
KnitWitch87Apr 14, 2026
+11
Why did I think he died? Wishful thinking I guess. What a scumbag.
11
Great-Hotel-7820Apr 14, 2026
+46
This should be the same situation Trump is in and instead he’s blowing up the world without consequence.
46
SurturiusApr 14, 2026
+3
And you know Weinstein is seething about it
3
4rch_N3m3515Apr 14, 2026
+6
He looks so much more like that LoTR Orc now
6
AnusOprahApr 14, 2026
+7
I wonder if he'll show up in an iron lung?
7
[deleted]Apr 14, 2026
+34
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Standard_Island546Apr 14, 2026
+37
Pieces of shit need due process too, that’s a cornerstone of the legal system.
37
TimothyMimeslayerApr 14, 2026
+23
He had due process, let's not pretend a person like you or me would get a retrial. rich people get extra super justice.
23
IrishPorpoiseApr 14, 2026
+9
He's had plenty of bites at the due process apple.
9
Standard_Island546Apr 14, 2026
+3
And? Nothing robs you of your due process.
3
[deleted]Apr 14, 2026
-8
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Standard_Island546Apr 14, 2026
+9
No it doesn’t actually. I get the sentiment but you can’t just summarily execute someone because they’re a rapist.
9
[deleted]Apr 14, 2026
-7
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-7
HippyDMApr 14, 2026
+4
Because they're right, and the idea that some people don't deserve rights is how we get fascism.
4
DartTheDragoonApr 14, 2026
+1
Pot, meet kettle.
1
IrishPorpoiseApr 14, 2026
+1
Look in the mirror
1
AudibleNodApr 14, 2026
+1
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
-American legal system
1
Standard_Island546Apr 14, 2026
+3
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
3
Responsible-Grand-57Apr 14, 2026
+5
Legit thought he was dead already.
5
Tex1931Apr 14, 2026
+4
Well that’s one way for this dying sack of garbage to get out of lockdown, which for him is 23 hours a day for the rest of his miserable life. Anyway , today the first day of this trial, he had “ an alarming heart condition, which required him to be sent to Bellevue. What f’ng joke.
4
beadzyApr 14, 2026
+3
trump supported no doubt. if not before than definitely now
3
emmer00Apr 14, 2026
+4
It would be so much easier if he just…
4
digidave1Apr 14, 2026
+4
We spend way too much money on this disease of a human.
4
ukexpatApr 14, 2026
+3
Do NOT, repeat ***NOT***, do a GIS for Fournier’s Gangrene.
3
CoolbluegatoradeyummApr 14, 2026
+3
Would be a super shame if someone stabbed him whilst out of jail. Anyway
3
BoppinzlewinskiApr 14, 2026
+3
I hope he gets launched into the sun
3
OlderThanMyParentsApr 15, 2026
+3
Trump hasn't pardoned him yet? The check must not have cleared.
3
pdjuddApr 15, 2026
+1
I don’t think he was charged federally so there is nothing he can do.
1
x3i4nApr 15, 2026
+3
Bro, just put him in jail forever and stop wasting tax payer money for judges
3
The-Traveler-Apr 14, 2026
+9
Ask him if he’s in the Epstein files, too.
9
carolinemathildesApr 14, 2026
+39
We've known he is for years. Virginia Giuffre's lawyer wrote a book in 2020 stating Epstein told a victim he'd introduce her to Weinstein, and that Epstein ended his relationship with Weinstein because he'd been too aggressive with one of Epstein's "favourites."
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Osiris32Apr 14, 2026
+17
He was too ick for Epstein?
That is saying so f****** much.
17
MacrotonicWaveApr 14, 2026
+6
probably less too ick and he just stepped on Epsteins gross sense of possession of other people
6
PaidorgyApr 14, 2026
+6
Trump drew ire over Epstein “poaching” his talent.
They aren’t f****** human.
6
The-Traveler-Apr 14, 2026
+5
I mean they should ask him on the witnesses stand. That could open up the crack so more people under oath can be asked this question. Perhaps he’ll even throw out a name of who he saw while he was there.
5
Meph616Apr 14, 2026
+5
Dude is such a massive pos he has his own files.
5
Rabbit-Hole-QuestApr 15, 2026
+2
Remember that Weinstein was using ex-Mossad people to bother victims who would go against him.
2
soulwolf1Apr 14, 2026
+2
He's getting out isn't he?
2
KLGChaosApr 14, 2026
+6
And will be welcomed into Trump's regime as leader on the project "Right to R***".
6
0asApr 14, 2026
+2
What’s up with Candice Owen’s defending him? Genuinely curious
2
mitchell56Apr 15, 2026
+2
She's a psychopath. Hope that clears it up.
2
fcatwApr 15, 2026
+2
I totally forgot about him. Surprised Trump hasn’t given him a full pardon with Purple Heart and medal of honor yet
2
RulyKinkaJou59Apr 14, 2026
+2
Imagine having money and set for life then you decide to do the most incriminating thing ever that could get you killed in prison anyways. Lose-lose situation.
2
jigokubiApr 14, 2026
+2
Damn, he looks terrible. I mean, he is, but you know what mean.
2
3diosApr 15, 2026
+1
Just give this pos the lethal injection already
1
Oregon-PilotApr 14, 2026
+2
This is the sort of treatment that Donald Trump should be experiencing. Instead, he is literally playing King God.
F****** hell this country is full of stupid, garbage people.
2
caitmr17Apr 14, 2026
+1
This is nice news today
1
Egalitarian_WishApr 14, 2026
+1
Looks like a puked up potato now. He must be relishing the privileges that he’ll get from this.
1
Edgyspymainintf2Apr 14, 2026
+1
Why does he look like Uncle Fester now?
1
Proper_Scholar4905Apr 15, 2026
+1
He had gangbangs with Pusha T lmao
1
ScarMiliaApr 15, 2026
+1
He's still alive?? I remember reading news years ago that he got COVID in his prison cell, and never heard anything about him again ever since. So I thought he's dead during the pandemic years
1
AccordingInsect3481Apr 16, 2026
+1
He looks great for being locked up. Chains did him good.
/pos
1
reddit_user9901Apr 16, 2026
+1
Israel is just gonna protect him
1
groovyinutahApr 17, 2026
+1
He looked so fragile in that one court appearance...how is he still alive?
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