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News & Current Events Apr 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM

‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported

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‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported | CNN Politics
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‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported | CNN Politics
The top official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response has taken to social media to double down on his claim that he’s experienced “teleportation” – an experience he insists was real and connected to his religious beliefs – while also saying his remarks have been taken out of context.

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BluWake Apr 1, 2026 +65
Haters include; the laws of physics, the speed of light, Silky Johnson
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Reynholmindustries Apr 1, 2026 +5
*Diabolical!*
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Taako_Cross Apr 1, 2026 +2
Thanks for the snort laugh.
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Pump_and_Magdump Apr 1, 2026 +28
I don't even care that he got this drunk when he was younger. Plenty of people are wild when they are young and then grow up. But the fact that he still thinks it is a funny thing to joke about? That is f****** damning. This is the kind of shit you either avoid talking about or talk about in a way that acknowledges that you were a f*** up back then.
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Mr-ReDiCulouZ Apr 1, 2026 +12
Exactly. The way he speaks about this tells us what type of person he is, and he sure as heck should not have any power. He's a danger to society, not himself.
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Redditanother Apr 1, 2026 +5
The fact that calling him a liar makes him bring up Jesus is all you need to know.
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windwatcher01 Apr 1, 2026 +5
Fits perfectly with this administration; never apologize, always attack, no matter how stupid.
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bikescoffeebeer Apr 1, 2026 +19
Violent Christofascist blames "teleportation" to cover for his dangerous, addiction fueled, blackout while driving episodes.
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Mr-ReDiCulouZ Apr 1, 2026 +7
This is absolutely insane. He is clearly unfit and, while he belongs in an institution, he needs a certain kind of jacket for his institution.
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qwerty_1965 Apr 1, 2026 +7
Every day is a Fool's Day in the USA.
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Opposite-Lobster8888 Apr 1, 2026 +4
republicans are the phenomenally stupid and unable to admit ever being wrong. what else is new? I'm so tired
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wattsjmichael Apr 1, 2026 +3
 https://share.google/k0inAKvNapuARiSNC Hopefully that link works! Teleportation!!!
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SeparateSpend1542 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Drug addicts gonna hallucinate
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returnofthecursed Apr 1, 2026 +3
He was blackout drunk and driving, and he thinks making light of it will deflect from his shitty choices. In other words, yet another irresponsible MAGA freak who doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself.
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MalevolentTapir Apr 1, 2026 +2
We should just wall off the capitol Escape from New York style and it can function as a national mental institution.
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Phynx88 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Trump admin officials: turning black out drinking into a fun alien conspiracy, ya know for the lulz. Remind us who's hiring unqualified people again? Trump didn't get rid of DEI he just changed it to Drunk Evil Inept
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JackBurton___Me Apr 1, 2026 +2
The Trump administration is a total freak show. MAGA you are the most pathetic weirdos on the planet
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ConnectionJust9118 Apr 1, 2026 +1
He and Loomer would be fast friends
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Antics16 Apr 1, 2026 +1
And ain'ters going to ain't
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Far_Buyer_6130 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Saners gonna sane…
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HearYourTune Apr 1, 2026 +1
He should not be at FEMA at all if he does not understand how crazy it is for him to say he was teleported to anywhere.
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Solonohioperson Apr 1, 2026 +1
Make Mental Health Great..for the first time!
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DroopyTers Apr 1, 2026 +1
This reminds me that I liked [season 2, episode 2 of the Duplass bro short-anthology-episodes show Room 104](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8142682/?ref_=ttep_eps_tp), starring Rainn Wilson, on HBO. It also reminds me that this administration is insane.
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Swineservant Apr 1, 2026 +1
I stopped teleporting in college. $0.25 wings and beers are the secret sauce of teleportation...
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Healthy_Intention_92 Apr 1, 2026 +1
It's mostly the beers; Food inhibits unwanted teleportation.
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Bishopjones2112 Apr 1, 2026 +1
How the f*** does the states end up with a pedophile dementia president, and this f****** guy is an absolute nut job. He claims Jesus teleported him to a waffle house. I was hoping the article was different from the headline but nope. This man is not connected to reality. Faith is one thing, claiming you have been teleported by god or Jesus on multiple occasions. Well that’s nuts.
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Spicy_Surfer Apr 1, 2026 +1
He is right about hating this shit
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FormerUsenetUser Apr 1, 2026 +1
Wow, that would upend the aviation industry.
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stalkerzzzz Apr 1, 2026 +1
I drank too much once and I woke up in my bed. I must have teleported there.
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