‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported

Haters include; the laws of physics, the speed of light, Silky Johnson

I don't even care that he got this drunk when he was younger. Plenty of people are wild when they are young and then grow up. But the fact that he still thinks it is a funny thing to joke about? That is f****** damning. This is the kind of shit you either avoid talking about or talk about in a way that acknowledges that you were a f*** up back then.

Violent Christofascist blames "teleportation" to cover for his dangerous, addiction fueled, blackout while driving episodes.

This is absolutely insane. He is clearly unfit and, while he belongs in an institution, he needs a certain kind of jacket for his institution.

Every day is a Fool's Day in the USA.

republicans are the phenomenally stupid and unable to admit ever being wrong. what else is new? I'm so tired

 https://share.google/k0inAKvNapuARiSNC Hopefully that link works! Teleportation!!!

Drug addicts gonna hallucinate

He was blackout drunk and driving, and he thinks making light of it will deflect from his shitty choices. In other words, yet another irresponsible MAGA freak who doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself.

We should just wall off the capitol Escape from New York style and it can function as a national mental institution.

Trump admin officials: turning black out drinking into a fun alien conspiracy, ya know for the lulz. Remind us who's hiring unqualified people again? Trump didn't get rid of DEI he just changed it to Drunk Evil Inept

The Trump administration is a total freak show. MAGA you are the most pathetic weirdos on the planet

He and Loomer would be fast friends

And ain'ters going to ain't

Saners gonna sane…

He should not be at FEMA at all if he does not understand how crazy it is for him to say he was teleported to anywhere.

Make Mental Health Great..for the first time!

This reminds me that I liked [season 2, episode 2 of the Duplass bro short-anthology-episodes show Room 104](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8142682/?ref_=ttep_eps_tp), starring Rainn Wilson, on HBO. It also reminds me that this administration is insane.

I stopped teleporting in college. $0.25 wings and beers are the secret sauce of teleportation...

How the f*** does the states end up with a pedophile dementia president, and this f****** guy is an absolute nut job. He claims Jesus teleported him to a waffle house. I was hoping the article was different from the headline but nope. This man is not connected to reality. Faith is one thing, claiming you have been teleported by god or Jesus on multiple occasions. Well that’s nuts.

He is right about hating this shit

Wow, that would upend the aviation industry.

I drank too much once and I woke up in my bed. I must have teleported there.