I’ve made five good ones: the four walls and the ceiling. They always listen and never complain.
Sometimes I deny their requests though. The ceiling asks me for a hug, I delay it by years and she still accepts.
The floor was always dishonest and untrustworthy
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meekymessiahMar 28, 2026
+2
Wdym make friends? we are already friends! you forgot???
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anuragray1011Mar 28, 2026
+1
The purpose of posting this is fulfilled I got a friend yayyyyyy🫂💙
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meekymessiahMar 28, 2026
+1
Yess! you got a funny and interesting friend.
😌
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crwnhmMar 28, 2026
+1
I dont tbh
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Due-Writing-2297Mar 28, 2026
+1
Talk to them
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your_owner_34Mar 28, 2026
+1
Idk about girls but in case of boys it's just takes 2 minutes 😭
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TomorehearingMar 28, 2026
+1
Games and work
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Fantastic_Cup1108Mar 28, 2026
+1
Yeah I think people underestimate this part. It is tough like making friends nowadays.
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MonsieurLigeiaMar 28, 2026
+1
slip them a few bucks now and then
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Mindless_Pen_2669Mar 28, 2026
just be yourself and put yourself out there, like join clubs or hit up local events. also, don't be afraid to strike up convos with random people, you never know who might click.
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crow_696_zMar 28, 2026
It’s actually a pretty simple process, here is my favorite recipe:
1.Start by picking a fresh friend (organic is best).
2.Season thoroughly with salt, pepper, and a bit of paprika for that extra personality.
3.Preheat the oven to 180°C.
4.Roast until the skin is golden brown and crispy.
5.Let it rest for 10 minutes before serving with a side of mashed potatoes.
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FabythedreamerMar 28, 2026
I think a lot of people don't understand that the more you are out in public the more people you meet. If you leave the house once a week it's hard to meet new people and friends.
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