If you didn't slay the person yourself then that's just some poser shit.
3
TroublesomeTurnip4 days ago
+4
Off to Goat Valley Campgrounds I gooooo
4
its_mabus4 days ago
+31
Hahahaha no, this is USA, you gotta pay, for life
31
bedrooms-ds4 days ago
+5
Buy one, get two!
5
waitthissucks3 days ago
+2
Can confirm. I was legitimately in a mass shooting at my workplace and nobody pays for anything. I was told I get a trial of two weeks for emotional assistance therapy, but that's it. The anxiety, depression, and other mental disorders? All of my coworkers had to pay for that themselves.
2
cooliusjeezer4 days ago
+38
*free trauma for life
This is America.
38
KimJongFunk4 days ago
+10
Terms and conditions may still apply.
10
yohosse4 days ago
+2
This is why I'm not having kids.
2
meatball774 days ago
+2
Eeh, if it was a clean scull it's a fun story. If it's still got an eyeball in it it's horrible.
2
Lexinoz4 days ago
+3
Not in California.
3
DonktorDonkenstein4 days ago
+67
I grew up in a wilderness area, searching for bones and bringing them home was one of my favorite past times as a child. If I had found a human skull as a kid I would've felt like I won the l******.
67
ArtShare4 days ago
+7
A human skull? 😭
7
Fallouttgrrl4 days ago
+47
Yeah they're much harder to find in the woods than bird skulls and the authorities get tetchy if you go hunting for them in cities
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EgoistHedonist4 days ago
+12
wondering if he checked inside for chocolate
12
WontArnett4 days ago
+14
When I was growing up, down the street a kid found a human skull in the park creek while playing frisbee golf. It was big news!
Turns out it was an ancient Native American skull that presumably had been washed down from another location.
14
laplongejr3 days ago
+6
That sounds like the opening of a Bones episode.
6
RobCarls334 days ago
+5
I’ve heard of egg heads but this is ridiculous
5
MultiGeometry4 days ago
+3
I wouldn’t want to be the person who tells them they can’t keep it.
3
breakfastburrito244 days ago
+5
It’s like an episode of Bones
5
Fair_Blood31764 days ago
+574
Ominous message from the Easter Bunny
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El_Peregrine4 days ago
+59
He’s the Skull Bunny now
59
ensalys4 days ago
+4
Must be Khorne's favorite.
4
Friendo_Marx3 days ago
+3
Frank: "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds—that is when the world will end." Ominous message indeed...
3
xlews_ther1nx4 days ago
+20
Jeez. Santa just leaves coal. Calm down bunny.
20
Remarkable-Shirt56964 days ago
+64
F*cked around, found out
Edit: Jesus forgive me, this joke was on bad taste and posted before verifying with you. I'll do better
64
dont_shoot_jr4 days ago
+7
I thought things were supposed to come back to life on Easter
7
thegoodnamesrgone1234 days ago
+6
Wake up Donnie
6
Sludgehammer4 days ago
+3
It fits with the times though.
3
Fair_Blood31764 days ago
+2
*Death become us*
2
epidemicsaints4 days ago
+213
Morel season is starting. Thousands of people combing the forest for hours. Always a few gruesome discoveries.
213
2_Spicy_2_Impeach4 days ago
+132
Buddy cleaned up lots as part of a beautification effort in Detroit forever ago. Basically his parent company would buy them and his group would get rid of trash/debris and maintain it. They’d also do parks and play equipment.
Found skulls numerous times. Had to drop everything and wait for police that took forever.
132
Fallouttgrrl4 days ago
+17
That's not an episode of Parks & Rec I remember, damn!
17
notfork4 days ago
+9
There was an episode where they planted bones....
9
Fallouttgrrl4 days ago
+4
Damnit Jerry
4
Realistic-Lime78424 days ago
+2
I believe it was Native American artifacts, but yeah.
2
slaughterfodder3 days ago
+3
Someone I know who forages in my area found a body wrapped in tarps and carpet in the woods. She still likes to tell the story and show pictures. I’m honestly amazed it only happened once to her
3
Skadoosh_it4 days ago
+14
I found morels growing in the gravel next to my trash cans last week. Nature is beautiful.
14
weinerwayne4 days ago
+258
Halo 3 Easter egg hunt
258
PumpkinPieIsGreat4 days ago
+30
Hopefully the kids aren't fighting the covenant
30
IMOBY_Edmonton4 days ago
+23
Well canonically...
23
LordHayati4 days ago
+10
So which one did they find? The grunt birthday party? IWHBYD? Blind?
10
lacegem4 days ago
+12
One does not simply *find* IWHBYD. Blind, though, easy. You'd have to be blind to miss it.
12
Hurricaneshand4 days ago
+5
It still blows my mind that ever got figured out honestly
5
lacegem4 days ago
+5
To my recollection, Halo 2's IWHBYD was found through the massive egg-hunting effors by the community on Halo.Bungie.Org and HighImpactHalo. To outdo themselves, Bungie made Halo 3's version even harder to find, while rooted in the same general principles of Halo 2's skull: All the clues are present in-game, but only a truly dedicated and observant player would ever be able to find it.
When Halo 3 released, someone cracked the game files and spread the solution everywhere while the community was still hunting, so it never got solved the normal way. They came close, though, and had narrowed it down to the rings on The Covenant and the notes they made. I wager it would've been found within the week if the solution hadn't been leaked.
5
Hurricaneshand4 days ago
+3
Yeah I remember when people found it. Was pretty crazy because everyone had been trying to figure it out. I really miss the halo 3 days. Logging in to Bungie and seeing all the cool forge maps and clips they were posting for the top 5 plays to get people the Hayabusa armor. Great memories
3
PrettyYoungTiger4 days ago
+2
Nah this comment got it. 25 & under wont appreciate it but this comment is goated !
SLAYERRRR. 💀⚔️
2
waitmyhonor4 days ago
+2
The new Xbox director is really turning things around
2
buzzw0rd4 days ago
+188
how’d they fit it in one of those plastic eggs?!
188
Addy_Rose4 days ago
+64
Don't mess with the Easter Bunny
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[deleted]4 days ago
+24
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das_slash4 days ago
+3
And he still had to push that egg out of his ass, must have really wanted that person dead
3
[deleted]4 days ago
+12
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VanessaAlexis4 days ago
+4
I just filled up like 400 eggs earlier on the weekend and this was my first thought.
4
pfeifits4 days ago
+75
Sounds like the beginning of an episode of Bones.
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ranhalt4 days ago
+2
The guy in the garden
The boy in the bushes
2
Necromartian4 days ago
+6
"What is that... OH GOD!"
\-Dun dun dun du duuu dudduddu- (Theme music playing)
6
Hailsabrina4 days ago
+7
It does
7
Matman1614 days ago
+2
Dam, mine was similar
2
SomewhereNo83784 days ago
+65
and even worse, there was a Heath bar inside
65
KimJongFunk4 days ago
+12
Or worse, *expelled*.
12
claimticket4 days ago
+33
This feels so very 2026.
33
Bigger_moss4 days ago
+8
When I was a kid my neighbour had an Easter egg hunt in their backyard, I ended up finding these giant blue eggs under the deck, squeezing one curiously it exploded. Turns out they were robin eggs. Still traumatized from that one, poor birds.
8
FillMySoupDumpling4 days ago
+11
Was there a toy inside
11
MaximumSyrup30994 days ago
+33
Turn around, turn around
There's a thing there that can be found
33
Electronic-Clock58674 days ago
+6
Was not expecting a TMBG reference today.
6
BadHombreSinNombre4 days ago
+8
Really makes me feel older than I’ve ever been. And now even older.
8
tehAwesomer4 days ago
+7
Just be you. Be what you’re like. Be like yourself.
7
panzerboye4 days ago
+3
your time has been well spent :(
3
MaximumSyrup30994 days ago
+4
I'm so sorry. Did it get on your keyboard too?
4
Salty-Pack-41654 days ago
+9
This is one of the reasons we never did Easter egg hunts in Poland (or this part of Europe in general). Skulls,bones,UXOs,drunks,moonshine makers plus few more that escape me now.
9
Matman1614 days ago
+8
That kid initiated a detective show like bones or CSI. I guarantee you after the fun pleasant opening of him looking for eggs and finding the skull he slowly stood up and in a nervous voice yelled "mooom mom I found something" as the music builds. Then the intro played
8
campelm4 days ago
+18
Well it was only a matter of time before the easter bunny went rabid.
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Zardotab4 days ago
+19
If they had watched Python's *Holy Grail* they would have anticipated this.
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bagofdicks693 days ago
+6
Probably wasn't even any candy in it. :(
6
RebelRey4 days ago
+9
That kid was cheating, skulls aren't hunt-approved eggs!
9
lawlesstoast4 days ago
+3
This kid has bragging rights for the rest of their lives... After a lifetime of therapy
3
Abystract-ism4 days ago
+3
Hey, they hid that for the goth kids to find.
3
iceicebebe733 days ago
+2
If the kid who found it wasn’t goth before, they are now.
2
behold-frostillicus3 days ago
+5
This sounds like the first two minutes of a Law & Order episode.
5
Captnlunch3 days ago
+4
The Easter bunny is trying to send a message
4
IntegralIntegrity3 days ago
+4
How good was the prize inside?
4
Living-Rip-43334 days ago
+7
The killer rabbit strikes again
7
patrickhenrypdx4 days ago
+4
Kid needs the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
4
the__ghola__hayt4 days ago
+2
And needs to count to five.
2
patrickhenrypdx3 days ago
+2
Three sir!
2
ViolettaQueso4 days ago
+9
Well, you’ll be glad to know it wasn’t mine. Just checked my neck here in California and it’s still attached.
Whew!
9
mr_jim_lahey4 days ago
+8
I had a skullectomy and highly recommend. My head is its own fleshy pillow now, I rest in comfort anywhere.
8
winterbird4 days ago
+7
This is why I put jellybeans in my ears.
7
matwet4 days ago
+7
Sounds like the beginning of a Bones openings
7
tims19794 days ago
+3
After 2000 years did we finally find him?
3
Good_Nyborg3 days ago
+3
Fuckin' Uncle Greg again. I said not to invite him, but "Nooooo, how could he screw up an Easter Egg hunt?" you said.
Well, here we are Jane.
3
dmont893 days ago
+3
There is a start or end of an Easter horror movie.
3
n_mcrae_19823 days ago
+3
Reportedly, the individual was a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
3
Ranger73813 days ago
+3
That’s what you get when the Rabbit of Caerbannog subs in for the Easter bunny
3
Coroner133 days ago
+3
Easter Bunny is a serial killer
3
NovaSteam4 days ago
+4
Sounds like the opening of an episode of Bones
4
Jiggly19844 days ago
+9
**cue theme music from *Bones*.**
9
Ok-Stranger-70724 days ago
+3
Dr. Bones, bone call! It’s someone on the phone asking about, a bone?
3
ICreatedThisForU4 days ago
+2
Was it filled with chocolate?
2
GfunkWarrior284 days ago
+2
Annual Temple of Doom Easter Egg Hunt
2
2enty44 days ago
+2
Poor kid they are never going easter egg hunting after that
2
helzinki4 days ago
+2
Start of a CSI episode
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.......
2
RiseDelicious35564 days ago
+2
If you put candy corn and jelly beans in it, you can call it 'HallowEaster'
2
Admirable_Bus58274 days ago
+2
Did it have chocolate eggs it?
2
JohnnyQTruant4 days ago
+2
Was it full of jelly beans?
2
BeginningPlastic37474 days ago
+2
The Easter Bunny said find the eggs but nobody said anything about **finding** finding things.
2
ExactPickle26294 days ago
+2
The article doesn't say who discovered it, but I really hope it wasn't a kid... Poor thing.
2
Nos20024 days ago
+2
Reminds me of Dr klopek in the burbs - "I let you keep the femur, but now, now I want my skull. Or perhaps, I might just take yours..."
2
kingsandwhich244 days ago
+2
Get that kid free crystal head vodka for life
2
Kitchen-Wish59944 days ago
+2
Lmao 😞 thought you'd say Cambodia.
2
kvngk3n4 days ago
+2
So the skull came before the egg
2
TheKingOfDub4 days ago
+2
Put it in the basket and stop crying
2
Farseer2_Tha_Warsong4 days ago
+2
Hey, Happy Ishtar, Kid.
2
QuantumQuillbilly4 days ago
+2
Easter Bunny is getting weird y’all.
2
xqqq_me3 days ago
+2
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
2
iKnowRobbie3 days ago
+2
Mommy, I can't get this one open to get the candy!
2
RobotDragonFireSword4 days ago
+4
Gives a whole new meaning to “egghead”.
4
IveHadEnoughThankYou4 days ago
+4
This happens sometimes. It was probably freshly boiled last year but no one found it.
4
ges134 days ago
+3
Easter Bunny is DONE playing games.
3
Shadowthron84 days ago
+2
But did it have money in it?
2
Initial_Ad_92504 days ago
+2
I hope they let him keep it
2
co_rv04 days ago
+2
This feels like the cold open to an episode of Bones
2
bluehawk2324 days ago
+4
and the skull has malware
4
co_rv03 days ago
+2
Goddamn Pelant reference 😅
2
MarleysGhost20244 days ago
+2
Are we sure it wasn't in Florida?
2
DRHAX344 days ago
+1
Oh wow, so the ridiculous plots from The Rookie/911 ARE true to life
/s
1
blinkycosmocat4 days ago
+1
Can't imagine there are many listings on NamUs (the federal database for missing and unidentified people) that involve Easter egg hunts.
1
DeltaShadowSquat4 days ago
+1
Deep thoughts by Jack Handey…
1
Cynical_Classicist4 days ago
+1
Well... that's certainly a find.
1
GreyhoundOne4 days ago
+1
Oh can you imagine how awkward it would be if it was Jesus's
1
All-the-pizza4 days ago
+1
I mean, you can’t make an omelette…
1
BooCreepyFootDr4 days ago
+1
What was the dye pattern?
1
TheOriginalKrampus4 days ago
+1
Eggs for the Egg Hunt
Skulls for the Skull Throne
1
RetroSwamp4 days ago
+1
"Yeah, that's pretty metal."
1
Zhig174 days ago
+1
But was there candy inside it?
1
cecilivan4 days ago
+1
I...I don't think he's coming back this time.
1
GrubyBuckmore4 days ago
+1
Could have kept it. If anyone ever said anything about it he could have said he thought it was fake. Very few folks have a real human skull in their bedroom.
1
fradonkin4 days ago
+1
“Well, it’s definitely not Jesus”
1
Faserip4 days ago
+1
Welp, that game of Hide and Seek is one step closer to being over
1
SuppressiveFire4 days ago
+1
Ah, so that’s where I left it.
1
jramos0374 days ago
+1
Turns out Jesus did not rise.
1
Ok_Database_84264 days ago
+1
“and it was brimming… with jelly beans.”
1
cantproveidid4 days ago
+1
They found the hunting grounds of the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Flee!
1
FateUnusual4 days ago
+1
So was there candy in the skull or no? Keeping me hanging here.
1
super_fly4 days ago
+1
Have you heard the good news?
1
AmazingChicken4 days ago
+1
This is so fucked up; reporters telling people the territory so they can avoid it or what not
1
Joranthalus4 days ago
+1
Turn around, turn around, it’s a human skull on the ground…
1
SoDavonair4 days ago
+1
Hang on, I'll poke it with a stick.
"Come on, Jesus. Do something."
1
Beebons4 days ago
+1
This is the plot for a bones episode
1
TOflat4 days ago
+1
"Looks like we have Halloween on Easter"
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
YEEEEAAAHHH
1
flickerdown4 days ago
+1
That’s … a different kind of egg…
1
Broad-Abroad54554 days ago
+1
My greatest fear isn't if, it's what my kids are going to find, pickup, and bring to me. It's a used chapstick yesterday, a cigarette butt today, a human finger tomorrow.
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