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oiseaua20 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I expect an all caps post on Truth social very soon.

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twirlingmypubes Apr 1, 2026 +1

The DOJ will be unlawfully investigating the justices in a week.

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movealongnowpeople Apr 1, 2026 +1

Great. Start with Epstein client Clarence Thomas and that insurrectionist b**** he's married to. We've been needing to circle back around to that.

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Demonofthedark1313 Apr 1, 2026 +1

You couldn't mean Ginni Thomas, the woman who invited Madison Cawthorn to a drug o***.

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JEFFinSoCal Apr 1, 2026 +1

Gotta at least give her credit for making her orgies wheelchair-accessible!

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Pieniek23 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don't forget about that rapist too. Kavannaughksj?

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Beankiller Apr 1, 2026 +1

You mean the other rapist.

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kevnmartin Apr 1, 2026 +1

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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onthenerdyside Apr 1, 2026 +1

Problem is he then gets to appoint his favorite judge - [Aileen Cannon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Cannon) \- to the court, and she could serve for 30 years.

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88secret Apr 1, 2026 +1

Ugh. Is there an impeachment process for SCOTUS?

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echoshatter Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yes! It's called impeachment.

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TheMightyPushmataha Apr 1, 2026 +1

Unfortunately it requires a functioning Congress with members in both houses on both sides of the aisle who care more about the country than engaging in partisan hackery so there’s a zero percent chance a Trump appointee gets impeached and removed.

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SomeComforts Apr 1, 2026 +1

Would be ironic if Trump, in his rage, tries to oust his own justices over the corruption Republicans fueled.

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FLHCv2 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Only part that would be unprecedented is the fact that they're justices. Trump will turn on literally anyone that is no longer useful to him.

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gingerbold Apr 1, 2026 +1

Kavanaugh looks scared in that photo. He probably should be. What's that phrase about lying down with dogs and getting fleas?

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rhino2621 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He lies down and the fleas start looking for another dog.

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RaWR_TX Apr 1, 2026 +1

Kavenaugh didn’t see it coming that ICE raids based solely on skin color would be called Kavenaugh Stops. That’s when he clued in that so many Americans despise him and despise SCOTUS for not uphold their duty to the constitution or the American people

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shenaniganns Apr 1, 2026 +1

Some caps for sure, I'm sure more will come. > We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow “Birthright” Citizenship! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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epicredditdude1 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Fun fact: this is a blatant lie. It isn’t true.

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zombawombacomba Apr 1, 2026 +1

I don’t even think you need to qualify this. I don’t think he’s ever tweeted or truthed something true.

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East-Potential657 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He does slip the odd truth in like; "smart people don't like me" "I surround myself with losers" "I love the poorly educated." "I don't care about you, I only want your vote" But none of those were ever tweeted, only said in person cause he has no filters.

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Wutras Apr 1, 2026 +1

Also a good one "Birthright Citizenship has to do with the babies of slaves, not Chinese Billionaires who have 56 kids, all of whom “become” American Citizens. One of the many Great Scams of our time! President DONALD J. TRUMP" Does he realize, that he is describing Elon?

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Mikeseddit Apr 1, 2026 +1

One time I looked up the phenomenon of the random capitalization of words that he wants to make seem Extra Important. It’s a phase kids go through in second or third grade until they learn about capitalizing only the proper nouns.

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PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS Apr 1, 2026 +1

> “ When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.” —Trump to biographer Michael D’Antonio. So…yeah, that tracks.

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Specialist-Mud4150 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I’m looking forward to the threats to dissolve the Supreme Court because they hurt his feelings.

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TheGringoDingo Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hmmm, somehow I doubt the Supreme Court would be thrilled to allow an executive order that dissolves their existence illegally.

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chrispybobispy Apr 1, 2026 +1

Well its not like the legislative branch is going to suddenly grow a spine to stop anything.

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spazz720 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Real exchange: Solicitor general: “It’s a new world." John Roberts: "It's a new world. It's the same Constitution."

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yntsiredx Apr 1, 2026 +1

Roberts and the major of the SC have nothing but my contempt, basically for this exact reason. That's the entire *point* of the Constitution. The rights and laws our country is *supposed* to embody. One that, in theory, should be able to withstand any attempt to subvert or outright delete them.

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Bsow Apr 1, 2026 +1

I mean we should be able to change the constitution but through the appropriate channels not by executive orders. I don't think it appropriate to think that anything in the constitution should be set in stone for eternity

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MistSecurity Apr 1, 2026 +1

There are mechanisms for changing the constitution, we just haven't had ANY changes in the last 30 years, and minimal changes for the last 50. Going back, the last substantial amendments we got were in the 1970's (voting age dropped to 18). After that it's just been some procedural shit. Before that the previous ones were in the 1960's. 1920-1971 = 9 amendments 1972-2026 = 1 amendment (1992) Barring some giant wave from one side or the other I don't think we're going to get any amendments for a long while, at least with the current political climate. 2/3s majority vote AND 3/4 of states ratifying it is just such a high bar to cross when everything is as polarized as it is now.

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PrecedentialAssassin Apr 1, 2026 +1

Score a rare point for Judge Roberts.

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snorbflock Apr 1, 2026 +1

The Roberts court is rigged, using the docket itself to mask its partisan power grabs. This whole case, I dare to hope, is a foregone conclusion and birthright citizenship will be resoundingly affirmed. But that raises the question: why the hell is the court wasting time on it? Does Roberts think this question required their chiming in in order to get it right? Or did he just see an easy "gimme" that they could allow onto the docket, to counterbalance a controversial giveaway to the Republican Party that he really wants? Roberts loves to pad the court's schedule with cases that Republicans have lost before they ever make it to the Supreme Court. He runs the court like a game of tic tac toe, and superficially it looks like the term ended with some wins for both ends of the political spectrum. Except that conservatives get a time-honored right or legal protection torn away from the country, and progressives get a continuation of a basic liberty that shouldn't have been in question to begin with.

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Ashamed-Land1221 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Ugh, sadly I think you are very correct. Roberts does like optics and worries about his legacy, he figures see I gave the Dems some wins also it wasn't all one sided, but like you said the Dems victory is literally keeping the decided upon status quo at best and maybe don't completely lose a right for everyone at worst with their "victories" yet the GOP wins reverberate for decades and are very hard to undo, if you scored the "victories" by weight the score wouldn't even be close.

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shocked-confused Apr 1, 2026 +1

Roberts is the d*** who helped Reagan avoid impeachment for Iran Contra.

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PM_ME_YOUR_KATARINA Apr 1, 2026 +1

hence "rare"

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bgroins Apr 1, 2026 +1

I prefer my Roberts well, done

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SomeGalNamedAshley Apr 1, 2026 +1

And successfully argued in Bush v Gore that continuing to vote count would irreparably harm Bush.

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XI_Vanquish_IX Apr 1, 2026 +1

Basically the singular moment in time when everything went upside down for all of us. Think about it. If Gore wins: No Iraq No Citizens United conservative win and countless rulings since No ignoring climate change No elimination of government auditing and oversight No Trump And we may not even have had the same September 11th because Gore would likely have filled those critical intelligence positions when Bush kept them empty for a year to save for political campaign contributors

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jadedflames Apr 1, 2026 +1

As a reminder, when Clinton and Gore were leaving the White House, they left Bush a report that provided credible intel that Al Qaeda was planning a major terrorist attack using hijacked planes. Bush and his staff opted to discard that report without any follow-up and were completely blindsided by 9/11. If Gore had been properly appointed (remember - he won the election. Bush’s first term was illegitimate) there’s a high likelihood that 9/11 never would have happened. Edit for more info: This report was drafted in late 1998, when the terrorists were training to fly. By late 2000 (when the Clinton to Bush transition was already underway), the NSA and CIA had the names of the people who would later hijack the planes. They knew an attack was coming and knew who would do it. When Bush took over, his intelligence staff had the opinion that no terrorist attack could ever take place on US soil, so they didn’t bother passing the information onto the FBI (who has the authority to investigate within the country). So Bush (who had a copy of the report) and his heads of CIA and NSA all binned the report that laid out the specifics of 9/11 without providing any details to the one department that could have kept it all from happening. The intelligence was finally passed on in August, less than a month before the attack - when it was too late to do anything about it. [Source](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58615-2004Jul17.html) [Senate Inquest](https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/2002/09/26/hearings-joint-inquiry-intelligence-community-activities-and-after-terrorist-attacks-september-11-0/)

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Ozymandias0023 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I can't even begin to think what the world would look like if 9/11 hadn't happened. Jeez

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garbagepillar Apr 1, 2026 +1

They let it happen solely to pass Citizens United and the Patriot Act. Those two really kickstarted project 2025 and the groundwork to just jam it through unabated.

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Tiny_Reference_3697 Apr 1, 2026 +1

And, btw, the Patriot Act, which suspends Constitutional rights, including to a *lawyer*, for those America deems terrorists is now being used by this administration to attempt a *Latin American* takeover - after Trump labled drug dealers "terrorists."

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UltravioletAfterglow Apr 1, 2026 +1

Roberts also is the d*** who helped inflict the Citizens United ruling upon us, flooding our elections with dark money. He gets no credit from me here by actually acknowledging the Constitution.

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Big_Lab_111 Apr 1, 2026 +1

No one likes the dude but opposition can still score a point here or there

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Nozire Apr 1, 2026 +1

The sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while.

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IUsedToBeACave Apr 1, 2026 +1

Exactly, and if they want to change the rule about birthright citizenship there is a way to do that, but it's not via SCOTUS.

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some_person_guy Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm surprised one of his Congressional lackeys hasn't tried to propose a constitutional amendment at this point. It would never meet the 2/3 threshold, but it would be interesting to see who would support it.

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Pavores Apr 1, 2026 +1

Proposing an amendment would be acknowledging that doing it without that amendment is unconstitutional.

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RegularNormalAdult Apr 1, 2026 +1

2/3 House and Senate, PLUS 3/4 of all States ratifying. We're never going to have another constitutional amendment in this country ever again

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OkNewspaper6041 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'd love to see conservatives apply the "new world" argument to a different amendment (the second) but they like to use the originalist argument as a sword and as a shield. Really good way to get humiliated in open court talking out both sides of your mouth.

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Pavores Apr 1, 2026 +1

The new world argument is an extremely valid reason to propose an amendment to the constitution. A document written 2 and a half centuries ago wasn't perfect then, and it's not perfect now. If birthright citizenship is so abhorrent then amend the constitution.

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Hi_Im_Dadbot Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trump stayed in one place for a full 90 minutes before randomly wandering off? I'm skeptical he could last that long.

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Sea_Green7967 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Well, he was sleeping the whole time so it checks out.

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Pretend_Hotel_7465 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Needed time to nap and shit his pants

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well_thats_obvious Apr 1, 2026 +1

I don't believe it. Our PRESIDENT is the FASTEST shitter and napper you've EVER SEEN. Nobody has seen pants shit like this before, folks. IT'S TRUE!1 Pants shidded like you wouldn't believe

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MaddyKet Apr 1, 2026 +1

It probably all sounded like the adults in Charlie Brown to him.

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Bgrngod Apr 1, 2026 +1

>Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was also appointed by Trump, added to the pressure Sauer faced, asking the seasoned attorney: “Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test?” >“Ah, I think... so,” he replied, somewhat unconvincingly. “I’ll have to think that through.” HOLY SHIT. This shows you how absolutely unpaired Trump's team was for making these asinine arguments.

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Holycrapwhatuserious Apr 1, 2026 +1

"F***, I forgot to think of an excuse to remove the actual natives from this continent." WTF Guarantee some a****** eugenicist in the white house is at this moment arguing they're citizens of Asia that emigrated.

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GusGreen82 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Definitely Stephen Miller

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volcanopele Apr 1, 2026 +1

Given that is the one progressive bugbear Gorsuch has, this was entirely predictable. And Sauer could have easily made an argument saying that "Congress passed the Indian Naturalization Act in 1924 stating that all native Americans born in the US are citizens. This EO has no bearing on that law and we are certainly not asking SCOTUS to determine that to be unconstitutional. The issue at hand in the EO was regarding children born to undocumented immigrants." But nope, Sauer is too much of a white supremacist.

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prisencotech Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yeah Trump increased his Native voter support in 2024 because of Gorsuch. For all his problems (and they are many) Gorsuch is one of the few judges in recent history to take treaties and tribal sovereignty seriously. Compare him to a liberal darling like RBG who was heavily criticized for her terrible rulings on these issues.

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TrackerSeeker Apr 1, 2026 +1

"Well, we were hoping to use this to get rid of them, but now that you've made me say it out loud..... I guess not."

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Stenthal Apr 1, 2026 +1

From [Popehat](https://bsky.app/profile/kenwhite.bsky.social/post/3migyc7tpfc2g): > Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

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WittyEggplant4924 Apr 1, 2026 +1

"We're in a new world now," Sauer said, noting that "some 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a U.S. citizen." "It's a new world, but it's the same constitution," Roberts said in response. That goes hard

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SexualWhiteChocolate Apr 1, 2026 +1

8 billion huh. Even the dudes are having babies these days. A new world indeed

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Pave_Low Apr 1, 2026 +1

"We're in a new world now," I said, noting that "personal firearms are significantly deadlier and easier to acquire than they were in the 18th century." "It's a new world, but it's the same constitution," Roberts said in response. If you think the 2nd Amendment is inviolable in the "new world" you should also think the 14th Amendment is too.

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CantFeelMyToesAgain Apr 1, 2026 +1

Love this for him EDIT: thanks for the awards, not sure why I’m getting them lmao

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amyts Apr 1, 2026 +1

The more upset he is, the more joy I feel.

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Major5013 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's really addicting. Someone needs to bottle and sell that shit.

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d1jeditech Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trump himself would probably try to do it himself, and he would fail. Again.

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Revelati123 Apr 1, 2026 +1

"Certified Trump tears! NEW FORMULA! NOW WITH LESS ASBESTOS!"

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Cobra-Lalalalalalala Apr 1, 2026 +1

Schadenfreude…by Calvin Klein.

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JimTheJerseyGuy Apr 1, 2026 +1

Orangefreude.

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irmasworld57 Apr 1, 2026 +1

*And now, I am stealing this* 👆🏽

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BornInATrailer Apr 1, 2026 +1

I might modify to be *orangenfreude* but yeah, steal worthy.

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Big_Enthusiasm2949 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Orange and Fraud

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violoneuse Apr 1, 2026 +1

someone needs to post a video so we can enjoy it with popcorn.

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Annual_Hamster9411 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It makes me nervous. He doesn't take humiliation/defeat very well. He's going to retaliate in a way that will hurt everyone else.

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Mikeseddit Apr 1, 2026 +1

Last time after the big No Kings Day, it was the east wing. Maybe he demolishes the White House this time. Very symbolic.

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KyloRenCadetStimpy Apr 1, 2026 +1

If he's inside it when it happens, I'd be ok with that

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OkCar7264 Apr 1, 2026 +1

F*** thinking like that. Make him worry about us.

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hp433 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Just remember he has an “announcement” tonight about the war

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HapticSloughton Apr 1, 2026 +1

The one we've won yet need help on yet won yet demand aid for?

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Trassic1991 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He might drop a nuke on Iran because of this, I'd hold off on joy for now

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jkman61494 Apr 1, 2026 +1

More realistically, he’s going to sign some executive order and announce it tonight that will probably get challenged in the court, but it will still make his people happy

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111anza Apr 1, 2026 +1

really? I am more.worried, thats the "stable genuis" who is starting wars and leading the world closer to doomsday scenario just because he didnt get the Nobel peace prize.

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ZonghZonghZongh Apr 1, 2026 +1

Just wait till the unconstitutional, mail-in ballot EO ruling.

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ohdeydothodontdeytho Apr 1, 2026 +1

Blood pressure and cholesterol this is Princess Leia. You're our only hope!

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chron67 Apr 1, 2026 +1

> Blood pressure and cholesterol this is Princess Leia. You're our only hope! Seems like evil hangs on forever

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MusicLikeOxygen Apr 1, 2026 +1

We still have D*** Van Dyke, Mel Brooks, and William Daniels alive and kicking at 99 years old, so some good is hanging on too. The evil is just more noticeable.

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Lizziedeee Apr 1, 2026 +1

D*** Van Dyke made it to 100!

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neo_sporin Apr 1, 2026 +1

sucks for some village half a world away. They are about to be punished for this

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PinHaunting7192 Apr 1, 2026 +1

1. He might leave NATO. 2. He might bomb another Iranian orphanage. 3. He might invade Cuba. 4. He might tell ICE to harass more people. It's really one of those weeks, isn't it...?

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CBheretime Apr 1, 2026 +1

Greenland is always one of his psychopath options also, hell he might invade Somalia, or Easter Island,... or Antarctica because 'why not.' Praying for hamburger grease to do it's job ASAP.

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KtaadnRota Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don't forget Panama. Wasn't annexing Panama one of his campaign promises? Haven't heard much about that lately. Maybe we shouldn't remind him.

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thedailybeast Apr 1, 2026 +1

Donald Trump abruptly exited the Supreme Court on Wednesday after some of his own conservative justices did not appear convinced by his bid to upend birthright citizenship in America. Trump made the unprecedented decision to sit in on oral arguments, staring down the court’s nine justices as they quizzed his lawyers on one of the most consequential constitutional questions they face this year: whether all children born in the United States can continue to automatically receive citizenship. But after less than 90 minutes of watching several of his own handpicked justices tear his arguments apart, the president abruptly left. Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/humiliated-trump-storms-out-of-catastrophic-scotus-hearing/).

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Specialist-Clock-914 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He was there to intimidate and somehow he’s surprised they grew a spine, a very very small spine, but still a spine. It’s like how he is trying to intimidate Iran and is shocked they don’t want to just roll over.

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DeadNazis247365 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It’s just so f****** funny. He genuinely thinks that he is just about the single most intimidating person on the planet. But he’s a f****** clown and the only thing intimidating about him is just how profoundly f****** stupid he is. I can’t imagine what was going through the justices mind. Like, there is an 80 year old severely overweight man child with dementia sitting in the front row who has smeared his entire face in orange paint and is just sitting there silently glaring at everyone for 1.5 hours until he gets bored and waddles off to throw a tantrum on f****** twitter. That’s what happened today. That’s what this country is about.

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Shitty_Fat-tits Apr 1, 2026 +1

You'll find more humanity gazing into the eyes of a chicken, or a shark for that matter.

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Scenic-City-Film-Guy Apr 1, 2026 +1

I heard this in Werner Herzog's voice for some reason.

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Shitty_Fat-tits Apr 1, 2026 +1

His quote about the stupidity of a chicken was my inspiration lol

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kemicalkontact Apr 1, 2026 +1

The absolute stupidity of his base intimidating

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oneplusetoipi Apr 1, 2026 +1

It would have worked if he went with his power move. Unloading the digested remains of a burrito in his Depend Diapers

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r4b1d0tt3r Apr 1, 2026 +1

As if he eats anything as ethnic as a burrito.

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fcocyclone Apr 1, 2026 +1

He's gotten used to it because most other republicans are afraid of his base of voters. But SCOTUS doesn't give a shit about those because they aren't elected. But trump is too stupid to understand this and thinks its *he* who is intimidating.

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EggsAndMilquetoast Apr 1, 2026 +1

Not like I doubt any of them were all that intimidated but I do hope that some of them reflected on what could have possibly made Trump feel so emboldened to try and stare them down like some mafia fixer. I wonder if any of them ever reconsider their presidential immunity votes.

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Vin-Metal Apr 1, 2026 +1

Most of them should be smart enough to realize that he was there to put pressure on them and might find that offensive, regardless of politics.

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TCsnowdream Apr 1, 2026 +1

Which is funny because you’d think they’d all realize he’s on his way out. He has no real power in less than 3 years. His idiot followers will piss and moan but Trump is done. His power peaked and I hope the conservative sharks eat him alive.

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ForwardAd4643 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Still confused by people posting like everything is just going to go back to normal when Trump's term ends in 3 years. Jan 6, 2021 is going to look like a minor league warm-up compared to the next one. He is not going to go quietly; normalcy will not re-assert itself. He is the most wildly inept, corrupt, awful president the US has ever had and he still has ~35% approval, his own private army (ICE) and a bunch of gun toting morons backing him up. Anything up to and including a full blown civil war is a possibility.

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StoppableHulk Apr 1, 2026 +1

I doubt any of them were ever actually intimidated by Donald Trump. They caved to him because they saw opportunity it in for themselves, not out of fear. They wanted a dictatorship with them at the top. After a year of Donald Trump f****** up catastrophically, they now see no gain in continuing to cater to him. These people are all just opportunitsts. MTG, Joe Rogan, none of them are scared of this pants-shitting fool. They just see an opportunity and they seize it, and they easily change and pivot when they no longer see the same upside.

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kylehatesyou Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's grifters all the way down.

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KodaiClub Apr 1, 2026 +1

I think they do. In private. Maybe even only in their own heads.

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Empty_Lemon_3939 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Tbf it’s not blanket immunity They get to decide if what you do gets immunity after the fact So like if Trump decided to execute his political rivals for “national security” the Supreme Court would then rule if he gets immunity for that. It’s like the only safety rail is the president won’t know if he’s going to get immunity before the crime. There’s no guarantee he would face consequences regardless BUT he wouldn’t automatically have immunity

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given2fly_ Apr 1, 2026 +1

He doesn't understand that whilst he appointed many of them, it's a job for life and they still don't have to bow to him if they don't want to.

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bryan49 Apr 1, 2026 +1

The only job he had before being president was CEO of the Trump organization. So he has only experienced being the boss that everybody has to listen to. I would recommend not putting somebody like that as president

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Big_Bookkeeper1678 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It only works for MAGA grifters.

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Trickster289 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hell him trying to intimidate probably backfired, now they want to show him he's not their boss.

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KodaiClub Apr 1, 2026 +1

About f****** time

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RandyChavage Apr 1, 2026 +1

Even the MAGA justices know the Trump is old and the pendulum will swing hard when he is gone. They’re in it for the long term and they know Trump power is diminishing as the weeks roll by

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xxgiggsxx Apr 1, 2026 +1

That was my thought too. It is a lifetime appointment without really any threat of being removed. He is no longer of use to them so they don't have to bend to his will anymore.

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Prior_Coyote_4376 Apr 1, 2026 +1

You’re giving them too much credit. Republicans are seeing the collapse of MAGA and planning for the day after. That’s all.

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jjaime2024 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Another unhinged rant coming soon.

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themattboard Apr 1, 2026 +1

"Won't someone rid me of these turbulent ~~priests~~ *justices*?"

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frieddumplings Apr 1, 2026 +1

"Who even appointed them? That guy was an idiot."

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RolliFingers Apr 1, 2026 +1

*Thanks Obama*

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HJWalsh Apr 1, 2026 +1

Ten bucks says he accuses them of being activist liberal justices within the next hour.

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KodaiClub Apr 1, 2026 +1

Lil Amy is the head of antifa didn’t you know

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IntelligentStyle402 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Let’s see, whose fault will it be? Obama’s ? Joe? Or a new imaginary friend?

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eugene20 Apr 1, 2026 +1

That a****** who appointed Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett

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Sad_Locksmith_2904 Apr 1, 2026 +1

“Kooky Abe” Lincoln continues to weaken America through his Democrat 14th Amendment hoax. SAD.

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ccroy2001 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It obvious Joe Biden despite appearing frail is actually running a super secret deep state to corrupt the Supreme Court and raise gas prices.

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tracyinge Apr 1, 2026 +1

"If you're born in the USA and your parents were originally from Venezuela, it only makes sense that you should be a citizen of El Salvador".

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TimArthurScifiWriter Apr 1, 2026 +1

Now he's not just quitting NATO, he's quitting the Union!

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FartyJizzums Apr 1, 2026 +1

The fact that this is normal day to day shit is mind boggling. The country is run by a senile, pedophile, toddler-brained moron surrounded by pedophile sycophants.

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caitnicrun Apr 1, 2026 +1

- staring down the court’s nine justices as they quizzed his lawyers He's a bully with only one trick.

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Ecstatic_Account_744 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Except he thinks he’s intimidating but he’s just a doddering old fool that looks like he should be napping.

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CalamityClambake Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hard to be intimidating when you're wearing a diaper.

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mishap1 Apr 1, 2026 +1

That and 90 minutes is the upper bound before he falls asleep when not afforded the opportunity to talk about himself.

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RandalFlagg19 Apr 1, 2026 +1

And orange clown makeup.

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SoaplessTitanic Apr 1, 2026 +1

He thought he was Logan Roy from Succession, there’s a similar scene where Logan shows up to a meetings he’s not supposed to be in, and everyone’s afraid to make him leave. Thankfully Trump isn’t anywhere near as intimidating as Logan Roy

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Prior_Implement_9279 Apr 1, 2026 +1

And it’s hilarious how ineffective that one trick has been his entire life. The art of the deal

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Anothergasman Apr 1, 2026 +1

When I first read he was sitting in on oral arguments in a clear attempt to intimidate the justices by making them face him when they deny it, I thought it had to be an April fools day post. But now everyone is reporting the same thing

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uFFxDa Apr 1, 2026 +1

They may be malicious and intentionally argue in bad faith, but they’re not dumb. I have to imagine they know what he was attempting and took offense to it.

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rebelpaddy27 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He heard Pam talking about oral and he wanted to watch.

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AnAcctWithoutPurpose Apr 1, 2026 +1

In his head, he probably sees himself as a powerful man feared by everyone. Nothing delights me more than the thought of that petulant man-child dragging his filled diaper arse out in a huff.

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Nythoren Apr 1, 2026 +1

He seriously thinks he hired them and is their boss, so they should do exactly what he tells them to. That's just not how government is meant to work.

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coalescence44 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Unfortunately, it's been working like that quite often for a while now, just not at this particular moment.

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Main-Bandicoot6477 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Probably dozed off and pooped his pants and needed a changing. He should just quit and stay at his Florida retirement home.

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ResonantBear Apr 1, 2026 +1

Storms? This fat, geriatric f*** can barely waddle out of a room under his own power.

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hpofficejet330 Apr 1, 2026 +1

There's no video, but some very fine people are saying they rolled him out like an oily bean bag wrapped in a suit.

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Rotanen Apr 1, 2026 +1

He was followed out by a guy playing stupid tuba music at him.

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WerdWrite Apr 1, 2026 +1

We should all tip that tuba guy. I feel like he’s gotta be tired of following this dumb f*** around everywhere.

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surfkaboom Apr 1, 2026 +1

Wouldn't this cancel citizenship for everybody?

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liebkartoffel Apr 1, 2026 +1

Oh, no, no, no, no! It would just cancel citizenship for everyone the president doesn't like.

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OdiousAltRightBalrog Apr 1, 2026 +1

This is the reason he wants to see all the voter information. So he can strip citizenship from everybody who ever voted D.

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Existing_Depth_1552 Apr 1, 2026 +1

And any woman he thinks is ugly. And disabled people. Basically anyone who is inconvenient.

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Thirty_Helens_Agree Apr 1, 2026 +1

The term his people use is *untermensch.*

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cromwest Apr 1, 2026 +1

That's the point

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notmyworkaccount5 Apr 1, 2026 +1

That's the thought that has been keeping me awake at night for weeks now. What other mechanism gives US citizenship other than being born here or becoming a naturalized citizen? Like our citizenship would be in their hands, a constant sword of Damocles hanging over your head with the threat of if you disagree with the admin they can choose to deport you since you're not a citizen and choose to not enforce it as long as you are in their good graces. I did have the somewhat funny/dumb thought of if scotus does do this that means trump isn't a citizen and therefore ineligible to be president. Of course that won't go anywhere if they do overturn it.

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Pretty-Balance-Sheet Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yep. Ice imprisonment then deportation to whatever country will take a few million dollars to disappear Americans. I wouldn't be surprised if they move forward regardless.

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halcyonforeveragain Apr 1, 2026 +1

Just wait until they figure out a cheaper solution, that is even more final.

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thejimbo56 Apr 1, 2026 +1

If applied retroactively, yeah. Everyone who isn’t naturalized, which would be a hilarious result of his hatred for immigrants.

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onarainyafternoon Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's also just untenable in so many ways. Hospitals aren't equipped to manage this sort of thing; it would be absolute chaos. Our country is different from other countries that don't have birthright citizenship because the US is really 50 countries in a trench coat. It just wouldn't work.

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diverareyouokay Apr 1, 2026 +1

Nah, Trump is arguing that birthright citizenship was intended for children of slaves, so anyone who descends from people who are already in the country before the civil war’s conclusion would presumably be grandfathered in. It’s a totally absurd argument to make considering that the constitution uses active voice, and doesn’t have a cut off for when it applies, unlike other areas of the constitution, that clearly limit time frames. Although it would result in people like Trump’s children losing their status as citizens and being deported, assuming that the Supreme Court agreed with his arguments, and the law was fairly applied. Which it of course would never be. Edit: apparently it would also strip the President of the United States of his citizenship, through his grandfather’s side.

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Tossawaysfbay Apr 1, 2026 +1

Perhaps Trump himself losing his status too as his grandfather only arrived in 1885 and did so via illegal immigration / fleeing military service.

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apathy420 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don’t forget melania… and Barron. Oh oh oh! And musk!

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9ersaur Apr 1, 2026 +1

His presidency is a total failure

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Broken-Digital-Clock Apr 1, 2026 +1

He's been successful at siphoning money and power to the capitalist class.

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dagger_eyes Apr 1, 2026 +1

Its a success to his pocket, the Israeli government, the Russian government, but a failure to the American people.

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turtleneck360 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Failure for everyone else. Success for him considering how much money he's made.

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Vanska1 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He likely didn't/couldnt understand the big words and it was making him sleepy. So he went home to nap.

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VanguardAvenger Apr 1, 2026 +1

No he didn't storm off because conservative justices didn't seem open to his sides argument. He stormed off because no one told him there wouldn't be cameras but would be big boy words. Hes doesn't actually yet understand the conservatives aren't buying the argument.

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CGI_OCD Apr 1, 2026 +1

His starring down approach is so blatantly hilarious lol. What a turd.

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thistimelineisweird Apr 1, 2026 +1

Let's be honest. He shit himself. He isn't smart enough to recognize that he is being humiliated. But he can recognize the smell.

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OdiousAltRightBalrog Apr 1, 2026 +1

Oh, I doubt he even notices the smell anymore.

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milfordcubicle Apr 1, 2026 +1

I imagine he smells like vomit and iodine

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Legitimate_Tipp Apr 1, 2026 +1

every headline feels like it’s trying to outdo the last one 😭 like you could swap a few words around and it’d read like a completely different story… it’s hard to even tell what actually happened half the time anymore

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jsc1429 Apr 1, 2026 +1

John Sauer’s response to if Native American children are birthright citizens under trumps test: “Ah, I think... so,” he replied, somewhat unconvincingly. “I’ll have to think that through.” These are the people they have representing the USA in a Supreme Court hearing! This MFer knows exactly how they would handle that exact situation but they play stupid “golly gee wizz, that’s a question I hadn’t thought about 🤪” because the answer is so blatantly unconstitutional that they don’t want to answer!

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Sunghanthaek Apr 1, 2026 +1

If they’re consistently annoyed by legal rulings, perhaps they should do things legally. Or, use their majority in congress to change the laws. Too sensible?

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twirlingmypubes Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's the diaper rash. It hurts to sit down.

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AssDimple Apr 1, 2026 +1

Id bet my whole pay check, that guy hasnt adequately wiped his ass in years.

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DribbleYourTribble Apr 1, 2026 +1

I don't care about Trump or his childish behaviors anymore. What I care about is that these conservative justices see that they are enabling and are complicit. The Trump stain should be all over them forever in disgrace.

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herewegoagain1024 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Let’s not kid ourselves. He understood NOTHING about what the justices were talking about, he got bored and walked out

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RoyalFalse Apr 1, 2026 +1

He says we're the only country in the world to allow birthright citizenship? That's really going to come as a surprise to: - Antigua and Barbuda - Argentina - Barbados - Belize - Bolivia - Brazil - Canada - Chile - Costa Rica - Cuba - Dominica - Ecuador - El Salvador - Gambia - Grenada - Guatemala - Guyana - Honduras - Jamaica - Lesotho - Mexico - Nicaragua - Panama - Paraguay - Peru - Saint Kitts and Nevis - Saint Lucia - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Trinidad and Tobago - Tuvalu, - Uruguay - Venezuela

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lvloises330 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Take it away, Yakko.

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CommunalJellyRoll Apr 1, 2026 +1

Time for a ground invasion.

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johnnycyberpunk Apr 1, 2026 +1

-Trump (likely) losing a key case with SCOTUS -Hegseth under investigation for criminal/corrupt investments right before the Iran War -Former DHS Secretary found to be married to a cross dresser Oh yeah, he needs a distraction.

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Adorable_Ad6045 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Deport Barron anyway

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GTor93 Apr 1, 2026 +1

CNN says he "left silently".

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TrickiestToast Apr 1, 2026 +1

Well it can’t be a daily beast article without clickbait

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OswaldCoffeepot Apr 1, 2026 +1

Who's gonna click on that?

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hedwind Apr 1, 2026 +1

Can't be humiliated if you have no humility in the first place.

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SnooChickens2093 Apr 1, 2026 +1

This is one of the clearest and least ambiguous constitutional amendments in the entire document. In a sane world, there’s zero f****** chance SCOTUS even hears this case…yet, here we are. Even if you buy the BS Trump is trying to say (that they intended this just for children of freed slaves…which would make most Americans non-citizens, as we are almost all children of immigrants, but whatever), a constitutional amendment is the correct means of addressing this issue. Not a royal decree by some petulant child b****.

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Aimela Apr 1, 2026 +1

>Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was also appointed by Trump, added to the pressure Sauer faced, asking the seasoned attorney: “Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test?” >“Ah, I think... so,” he replied, somewhat unconvincingly. “I’ll have to think that through.” He'll have to **think** about that!? There's nothing to think about, what a horrible person..

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aquatrez Apr 1, 2026 +1

If the Supreme Court rules in favor of the Trump Administration, that would give them the power to revoke the legal status of any immigrant group they wanted to target and then also revoke the citizenship of their children born here. That is so unbelievably dangerous and alarming I'm still absolutely livid that they're even entertaining this case!!!

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Neighborhood-Any Apr 1, 2026 +1

"storms out" is a stretch. At this point he only shuffles

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Pulkrabek89 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I have general contempt for Robert's but "It's a new world. It's the same Constitution." Is a banger of quote.

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