We had a lot of things go wrong on the trip we took to Italy last year, but one of the most disappointing was missing our day trip to Florence, with tickets to the museum where the Gentileschi is, because we got our cell phones pickpocketed on the Rome Metro that morning.
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OhhMyToddMar 24, 2026
+25
When I went to Florence, I didn't research what paintings were in the Uffizi gallery before visiting, and when I came across it, I absolutely lost my shit, lol. My poor husband had no idea why I was so psyched, but its been a favorite of mine for literally decades, ha! I think it's time for you to book a re-do.
25
funkoelvis43Mar 24, 2026
+9
I wasn't quite as enthusiastic, but I had a similar experience stumbling on the School of Athens at the Vatican, didn't know that was there either. Would definitely like to go back, but going to have to save up for a while
9
s0_spoiledMar 24, 2026
+6
Always wear your stuff in a sling bag in front of you, never in your pockets.
6
ArtemisiasApprenticeMar 24, 2026
+12
I mean…
12
funkoelvis43Mar 24, 2026
+4
Username checks out
4
ValentineTarantulaMar 24, 2026
+4
Porque no los dos?
4
azphodelleMar 24, 2026
+3
GentiIeschi! I kinda want to get a bunch of prints of different artist's interpretations and hang them down my hall but i think people would find that weird and uninviting lol.
3
ryancharabaMar 23, 2026
+18
Screenplay by Jorge Louis Borges
18
RhymesWithButtholeMar 24, 2026
+6
Unfortunately he's both blind and dead
6
azphodelleMar 23, 2026
+15
My goat
15
SweetandSourCarolineMar 23, 2026
+11
or Esther!!!
11
ConsequenceVisible27Mar 23, 2026
+26
You’d need someone besides Fox to make it ‘cause Judith isn’t in the Protestant Bible.
26
DisastrousLaugh1567Mar 23, 2026
+13
Came here to say this. But adding another vote for Judith.
13
RazZadig_2025Mar 24, 2026
+4
In the protestant Bible, there's a Judith listed as the second wife of Esau, but no fun story. I need to go look this up.
4
hitbythebusMar 23, 2026
+7
You’re such an inspiration…
7
OffTheMerchandiseMar 23, 2026
+11
She's such an inspiration for the ways that I will never ever choose to be.
11
lawofthewildeMar 24, 2026
+4
I understand this reference
4
aitchbeeeMar 24, 2026
+3
Ha! The way I sang this as I read it!
3
draft_final_finalMar 23, 2026
+1754
We’re Gemstonesmaxxing. Unironic Teenjus is only a matter of time.
1754
periodicsheepMar 23, 2026
+806
i ain’t asking for the world here, i’m just asking for an 8 ball and two million dollars.
806
CardMechanicMar 23, 2026
+308
“Who wants to suck an old man’s d***?”
308
EmotionalPizza6432Mar 23, 2026
+131
Look heah nah!
131
antisocialdecayMar 23, 2026
+81
Damn woman did you just pass wind?
81
Princekyle7Mar 23, 2026
+30
You scared me.
30
ThedeadlypocketbrushMar 24, 2026
+25
Uh uh, NO, you gotta go wash that.
25
Background-Crow4820Mar 23, 2026
+73
Go outside, nerd
73
wiznikMar 23, 2026
+64
These might be the best series of quotes from a single character ever.
64
duppy_cMar 23, 2026
+35
Possibly Goggins' best role, though he's killed it in role I've seen him in
35
Grimblecrumble5Mar 24, 2026
+45
Literally my favorite character name of all time. Hearing the words “Uncle Baby Billy” never fails to make me laugh
45
SomeTangerine1184Mar 24, 2026
+40
Also, “Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers”
40
sleepypossumsterMar 24, 2026
+25
It's hard to pick between Uncle Baby Billy, Boyd Crowder, and vice principal Lee Russell, but I'm glad we have them all...
It's so tough. I always think about Vice Principals:
"I bet she smells like fucked butthole"
I uncontrollably chuckle to myself for five minutes at a time
5
PresidentnixonsnutsMar 24, 2026
+8
I say this all the time and it's probably my favorite line from the show. Nobody ever gets the reference!
8
BarrrrrrndMar 24, 2026
+5
Me and my GF say this almost dailly, still.
5
FucknjagoffMar 24, 2026
+3
Figure 8 on the prostate.
3
veezyf16Mar 23, 2026
+141
I make nothin’! Zero! Zilch! By the time I pay all my scientists, all the people in my research department in lab coats, it’s a wash! ‘Well, why you do it then, Baby Billy?’ Well, cause I’m selfless. And I want to heal as many people as the dear lord lets me.
141
Cherry_HammerMar 23, 2026
+127
God bless this cocaine to give me the gas to beat this demon
127
millennialmonster755Mar 23, 2026
+26
I don’t pay you to play dress up, I pay you to nan!
26
Cherry_HammerMar 24, 2026
+4
And put out that pipe, this ain’t no hobbit house!
4
smithstephanielMar 23, 2026
+14
COOOOOCAAAAAAIIINNNE!
14
VOTENOCMar 24, 2026
+3
Quote of the season easily lmfao too good
3
finnishforkMar 23, 2026
+35
Go outside, nerd!
35
stamosfaceMar 23, 2026
+103
It’s Uncle Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers!
103
99403021483Mar 23, 2026
+15
Come on nah!
15
MsNomeredMar 23, 2026
+12
Or Uncle Baby Billy's Drive-by Bible Thumping!
12
Level_Improvement532Mar 23, 2026
+26
We’re gonna win this dance contest ‘tchear
26
mcamarraMar 23, 2026
+23
All I’m asking for is an eight ball and 2 million dollars!
23
Whizbang35Mar 23, 2026
+20
Wait, does this come before or after Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers?
20
splashybananaMar 23, 2026
+20
I.. do not understand this comment at all. (And the replies have cleared up absolutely nothing.) Someone help, please.
20
W8andC77Mar 23, 2026
+41
https://youtu.be/95oHSeh_Lbc?si=fMiFlXxoFHWODgeC
Here you go. It’s from the fantastic HBO series “Righteous Gemstones”. You need to watch it.
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splashybananaMar 23, 2026
+10
Thank you! That was amazing haha, not sure how I’d never heard of it!
10
ButtBread98Mar 23, 2026
+25
Turn The Other Cheek!
25
Striking-Ad-1746Mar 23, 2026
+22
I’d totally watch teenjus
22
Long-Health-8497Mar 24, 2026
+10
TEENJUS
10
Sparrow1989Mar 23, 2026
+11
We are approaching Hamlet 2 from Coogan territory.
11
PA_MallowPrincess_98Mar 23, 2026
+239
I saw the commercials for this special and boy, this felt like Right-Wing Propaganda.
239
HailsabrinaMar 23, 2026
+57
Ya same I was like wtf 😵💫
57
paintress420Mar 23, 2026
+83
My daughter knows I love the 1950’s sword and sandal movies with Victor Mature and Jean Simmons, so she told me about this. Oh my!! It screamed right wing propaganda from the short clip I watched!! They’re gonna try to push Christian nationalism on us, especially in school.
83
HailsabrinaMar 23, 2026
+60
Yes they definitely are trying to infiltrate schools, a school in my state had turning point USA come to school and try and indoctrinate kids , lots of the kids walked out and protested . I feel like I'm living in a dystopian movie 😵💫
60
HailsabrinaMar 23, 2026
+37
The new handmaid's tale spin off is coming out soon too, one show trying to warn us and the other trying to normalize alt right Christianity 🤨
37
KingMario05Mar 24, 2026
+17
And Disney broadcast both through Hulu. No matter who wins, the Mouse reigns supreme. That's... fun to think about.
17
faultydesignMar 24, 2026
+5
It’s as if capitalists have only one objective no matter how many people will die
5
WizchineMar 24, 2026
+16
Their Seven Mountain Mandate is to dominate influence over seven pillars of society: family, religion, education, government, media, arts/entertainment, and business. So yes, that is the plan.
16
Blue_Waffle_BrunchMar 23, 2026
+16
Felt like?
16
stinkpot_jamjarMar 24, 2026
+3
Because it is lol
& it’s absolutely not a coincidence that there has been a recent push on Prime for Christian programming regardless of your algorithmic preferences.
3
RolandersecMar 23, 2026
+440
I really want to see SNL do a “David part 2” parody where he goes mad with power and does all that murder and adultery.
440
BlueLikeCatMar 23, 2026
+199
Great story about the madness and inconsistency of the guy in the sky. Just a couple generations ago, if you accidentally bumped into the ark, God struck you dead. David gets his best friend’s wife pregnant after watching her bathe from his palace. Orders commanders to send his friend into battle thick of battle and to withdraw leaving him to be killed. David gnashed his teeth, tore his clothes, was so conflicted, but God so loved David, forgiven.
Insanity as a religion.
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RhewinMar 23, 2026
+36
Don't forget where David's punishment is that the infant son born from the affair dies slowly over the course of a week. Actually now that I think about it, David's punishments are almost always someone *else* dying.
36
RolandersecMar 23, 2026
+108
The bible is funny because every “all powerful” human ruler in the bible ultimately falls to some sort of corruption, etc. It’s like the folks who compiled it back in the feudal times had a subversive message.
108
S0LO_BotMar 23, 2026
+87
The Bible has God say “you guys don’t need a King. You’re better off without one.”
Then the Israelites are like “but our neighbors have them and we want to be cool and strong like them”.
And then God is like “Ok. I’ll help you out with this but, again, you shouldn’t need one.”
And, yes, flawed characters in the Bible were completely intentional. Even Moses, the first messiah, let power and anger get to his head.
87
Stink_SnakeMar 23, 2026
+59
I think anyone would have an anger problem after 40 years of kvetching on a road trip to nowhere.
59
painthawg_gooseMar 23, 2026
+32
“For the last time, WHY DIDNT YOU GO BEFORE WE LEFT?”
32
pixepoke2Mar 24, 2026
+11
No! No. No. No. I’m not saying you’re doing a bad job or anything Mo, *no one’s* saying that! Right, guys? *Right* Mordeci…***right?*** You’re doing a great job. Just terrific. We say it all the time. “Gosh, Moses is doing just a terrific job” Everybody says that. Levi was just saying it to me as we came in. *I’m* just saying: it’s been forty years. How about Ietting someone else take a look at the map for a bit?
11
BlueLikeCatMar 24, 2026
+3
“But what about the sweet mana from God? And then I brought back 10 simple rules from God, I was gone less than a day, and you all were already sacrificing to false gods and adopting these locals pagan religious practices? Sheesh!”
3
pipianMar 23, 2026
+37
Another one of these flawed characters is god, who demands the Amalekites are wiped out except for the virgin girls who are to be reserved for the warriors as war brides
37
S0LO_BotMar 23, 2026
+37
Actually God tells Saul to kill everyone… which they do. Not really any better but it’s a different sort of atrocity.
It’s Moses (in an unrelated story) that tells his people to kill everyone in the Midianite village except for the virgins. God told them to take vengeance and Moses set the terms on who and what they should kill.
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AppropriateSea5746Mar 24, 2026
+10
The first recorded writings about the evilness of monarchy are in the Old Testament.
10
SteveFrench12Mar 23, 2026
+15
Story of david has been in a bible for a lot longer than since the council of nicaea lol
15
RadarSmithMar 23, 2026
+16
Nicea endorsed a particular Canon for the Bible.
Different sects of Christianity and even different bishops of the same sects had different books that they considered Canonical. Nicea essentially made Archbishop Athanasius of Alexandria's liturgy the 'Canon' Bible.
As for all of the Old Testament stuff, most of that dates to the end of the Babylonian Exile and early Second Temple Period. If you want to know everything always seems to be going wrong for the Hebrews, consider most of those books were written or edited just after they'd survived a genocidal conquest and exile.
16
LargofarburnMar 24, 2026
+7
Yeah but it was a really important box that the priest touched when he thought it was gonna fall and he tried to catch it.
Clearly god didn’t care about the box David touched.
Valuable life lessons to be learned.
7
trashcan_paradiseMar 24, 2026
+6
You left out the part in the story where David and Bathsheba's child dies in infancy. Then David's son Absalom tries to overthrow him and Absalom takes all of his father's wives as a way of trying to legitimize himself as king. Then David has to order the death of his own son in order to take back the throne.
David was forgiven, true, but he paid a high price for it.
6
flindersriskMar 23, 2026
+14
But the woman David impregnated, Bathsheba, was punished with the death of her newborn child. Some “loving god”.
14
wellhiyabuddyMar 24, 2026
+7
Don’t forget the children that made fun of a priest that was loosing his hair. That was a teachable moment for sure, but god just decided that having a couple of bears rip the children apart was the justifiable loving act of an all wise creator
7
darksouliboiMar 24, 2026
+9
That story is rad as hell though
9
pipianMar 23, 2026
+10
Will they show god make Absalom r*** his 10 step mothers?
10
ScutageMar 23, 2026
+9
Don’t forget his foreskin collection.
9
PiskoWKMar 23, 2026
+243
I tuned in for what I thought was going to be American Dad and saw this horseshit.
243
DrRealNameMar 23, 2026
+225
Its only going to get worse now that far right religious zealots own most media outlets.
225
Crayola_ROXMar 23, 2026
+75
Noticed all the commercials during the world baseball classic hosted by FOX.
America is changing little by little
75
Gooch222Mar 23, 2026
+86
Is it? People generally don’t want to watch this sanctimonious bullshit, and their Heritage Foundation/Project 2025 religious villainy is getting its moment and failing miserably. You can pretend shit like the Melania movie is a smash hit success, or that the theocrats propelling this government have magically made America great, but eventually you have to address the smoking rubble that is the reality of it all. They’re not good people, and they’re the worst face possible for the religion they want to force upon you. People see that, and they’re not impressed by them or anything they’re selling.
86
PartyPorpoiseMar 23, 2026
+19
Daily Wire’s streaming services also seem to be doing poorly. But I bet they continue to get propped up by investors who want to push the idea that there’s strong demand for this stuff.
19
weaponjaerevengeMar 23, 2026
+20
I mean, so we? How long did the Iranians have to go with their ayatollahs til they had to face some smoking rubble? How long you think our evangelical masters are gonna be able to hold the reins of power, what with all the murdering they're gonna need to do?
20
Daimakku1Mar 23, 2026
+50
America isn’t changing.. it’s the billionaire religious zealots *trying* to change America, and it won’t work.
50
MagnusRexusMar 24, 2026
+12
Have you seen the trailer for the new Young Washington movie? Cast includes Andy Sirkis, Mary Louise Parker and Ben f****** Kingsley, (you know, to give it that air of legitimacy). Produced by Angel Studios and Wonder Project. Directed by the guy who gave us Jesus Revolution. Release date is July 3rd.
The far right Christian fundamentalist propaganda machine is just getting started. Vet all your media accordingly.
12
PaqzaMar 24, 2026
+8
America is changing absurdly quickly and the decline is accelerating.
8
Octavia_AfricanaMar 23, 2026
+7
I saw the commercial during the baseball classic and was appalled. I rolled my eyes so hard they fell out.
7
Piney_WoodMar 23, 2026
+11
Thing is, they don't really need to make a profit. The owners who support foisting this garbage on us are happy to lose money.
11
TasteTheBiscuit1810Mar 23, 2026
+11
Wait did American Dad already lose its s***?
11
PiskoWKMar 23, 2026
+22
They superseded the sunday shows for this special airing
22
goblin_humppa27Mar 23, 2026
+19
That's a longstanding tradition on Fox. Thinking back to when I was a kid and The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror wouldn't air until November because of baseball.
19
pstmdrnsmMar 23, 2026
+3
It’s for lent.
3
SpaceCampDropOutMar 23, 2026
+374
It’s funny that they all speak with British accents.
374
Business_Abalone2278Mar 23, 2026
+123
Needs more cockneys.
123
AsideLostMar 23, 2026
+79
“Oi, who’s this Jesus t***?!?”
79
duppy_cMar 23, 2026
+37
'Es not the Messiah...
37
longdrivesinstapotsMar 23, 2026
+17
Its chewday, innit!? When does Jesus resurrect?
17
PokiiMar 24, 2026
+19
‘Es a very naughty boy
19
-InsulinJunkieMar 24, 2026
+5
Proppa geeza!
5
edu5150Mar 23, 2026
+49
Major personal peeve of mine.
Same with the Gladiator movies.
49
Prestigious_Fella_21Mar 23, 2026
+24
I was just thinking about that actually. why did Joaquin need a British accent if he's a Roman?
24
WhiteSriLankanMar 23, 2026
+23
Have you seen that Napoleon movie? Joaquin is clearly incapable of even attempting accurate accents.
23
Sad_Locksmith_2904Mar 23, 2026
+15
Exactly. He should have had an Italian accent.
15
winterblinkMar 23, 2026
+7
I’d rather people don’t attempt accents if they can’t pull it off extremely well.
7
pstmdrnsmMar 23, 2026
+8
Isn’t it to seem Shakespearean?
8
jbrunsonfanMar 23, 2026
+14
Literally the one place god refuses to shine his light. They should be speaking Philadelphian
14
WentWinMar 24, 2026
+16
Ayo listen up dickhead, Christ is King
16
TreeLankaPresidenteMar 24, 2026
+6
And he walked on wooder
6
Global_Choice9311Mar 23, 2026
+178
Is that mini driver?
178
No-Abbreviations2897Mar 23, 2026
+449
Regular sized Minnie Driver actually.
449
mikehamm45Mar 23, 2026
+47
You are a shining example of why the internet is undefeated… great work
47
woopwoopscuttleMar 23, 2026
+79
I want Mini Driver and Adam Driver in Baby Driver 2
79
beegtunaMar 23, 2026
+12
And the guy from Drive
12
BrieStingMar 23, 2026
+28
Literally my first thought and said it out loud to myself lol
28
dragonflieslovemeMar 23, 2026
+11
me too, except i said “Is that Minnie Fckn Driver??!”
11
orbjoMar 23, 2026
+50
Always thought they should have cast her in all roles for The Italian Job remake. Ten Minnie Drivers driving minis
50
Anteater-CharmingMar 23, 2026
+10
Dressed as Minnie Mouse
10
edu5150Mar 23, 2026
+10
It was not Mini Cooper.
10
IdustriousraccoonMar 23, 2026
+3
if mini driver and bradley cooper had a baby would it be a baby driver or more of an italian job?
3
Tight_Spinach_8791Mar 23, 2026
+18
Is she conservative? Or just getting a paycheck?
18
NomNom83WasTakenMar 23, 2026
+27
Hypothetical: It's also possible that the project was pitched to her in a different light. Wouldn't the first actor who said "yes" before seeing a full script.
I've never heard of her being whackadoodle but I have no idea what happened there.
27
d15p05abl3Mar 23, 2026
+17
I could be wrong but I don’t think she’s been super busy lately. Maybe she just needed the paycheck.
17
peachdreamzzMar 23, 2026
+15
In the article, she’s quoted as saying she’s not religious but was more interested in playing a character who had enormous faith.
15
cruelhumorMar 23, 2026
+9
I mean it's being produced by Fox, that wouldn't have escaped anyone's notice, they're the ones signing the checks, so that was a clue...
9
mcocaMar 23, 2026
+12
What’s the difference?
12
WisestCrackerMar 23, 2026
+28
The difference is between stupid or greedy
28
WizchineMar 24, 2026
+12
I think you overestimate how much work an actress over the age of 50 is getting offered…
12
petrichoreandpineMar 23, 2026
+167
You know, a Bible drama about Sarai/Sarah that actually shows all the fucked stuff could be fascinating. Because it’s a fucked up story, and my own Torah study had lead me to believe the point is for us to be made uncomfortable by it so we interrogate our own sense of morality.
167
RusskayaRobotMar 23, 2026
+69
That’s one of the stories where a man pretends that his wife is his sister because she’s so hot that he’s worried otherwise men will kill him for the opportunity to f*** her, right?
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PheightheMar 23, 2026
+48
I was always so confused by that story. Couldn’t they kill a brother just as easy as a husband?
48
sdvneuroMar 23, 2026
+38
But they don’t need to kill the brother to r*** his sister.
38
Special-Awareness-86Mar 24, 2026
+9
And he got paid for her.
9
Special-Awareness-86Mar 24, 2026
+26
It’s worse. He sacrificed her. Abraham knew she would be taken. He just wanted to save himself by saying he was her brother AND he also profited because Pharaoh paid him for her.
It wasn’t until Pharaoh realised (due to plagues) that he gave Sarah back and kicked Abraham out. But it’s not like Abraham tried to get her back.
26
jp182Mar 24, 2026
+7
Wow....I clearly missed this story in the old testament growing up.
7
Special-Awareness-86Mar 24, 2026
+9
He did it twice!
Genesis 12 then Genesis 20. Women were property.
9
artforwardpuppiesMar 23, 2026
+17
Oh my god, this book...
17
petit_cochonMar 24, 2026
+3
Torah is good at that.
3
SirGumbeauxMar 23, 2026
+85
That’s what you get with $2 million and an 8 ball
85
reqstechMar 23, 2026
+17
WHAT IS THIS REFERENCE?!
I keep seeing the comments but no context. I cry.
17
officialspinsterMar 24, 2026
+14
The Righteous Gemstones.
14
MaxPower303Mar 23, 2026
+112
“I ain’t asking for the world here. I’m just asking for a 8 ball and 2 million dollars. That’s it.”
- Baby Billy
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HailsabrinaMar 23, 2026
+52
"The issue with girl-power Sarah is that the show pretends to be something it isn’t, with Driver’s pluckiness as a kind of mask for its actual tradwife spirit. Cool, a viewer might think, a woman is the main character! She’s strong-willed and courageous, and she stands up to powerful men!—without noticing that her only motivation, the whole time, is to have children and to please her husband"
At least the article is witty and calls out the hypocrisy 😅😵💫😬
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bluehawk232Mar 23, 2026
+226
Getting tired of this rise of christian propaganda
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[deleted]Mar 23, 2026
+33
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SeaTex1787Mar 23, 2026
+65
The increase in religious media seems darkly intentional considering the Heritage Foundations goals of Project 2025. They want women to accept their place under Christian doctrine. It does not surprise me at all that Fox is presenting this propaganda.
65
MagnusRexusMar 24, 2026
+16
I posted this in an earlier comment, but relevant here too...
Have you seen the trailer for the new Young Washington movie? Cast includes Andy Sirkis, Mary Louise Parker and Ben f****** Kingsley, name actors to give it that air of legitimacy.
But look a little closer and you'll see it's produced by Angel Studios and Wonder Project, directed by the guy who gave us Jesus Revolution, with a release date of July 3rd.
The far right Christian fundamentalist propaganda machine is just getting started. Vet all your media accordingly.
16
countv74Mar 23, 2026
+13
Wait till the takeover of every network, newspaper, movie production, tech is done.
Back to blu rays
13
TheHumanTarget84Mar 23, 2026
+29
There's something deeply weird about Minnie Driver in a period piece.
29
MenStefaniMar 23, 2026
+11
Yeah you should see her eyebrows and Botox while playing a peasant in 1900 BC lol
11
XThePlaysTheThingXMar 23, 2026
+46
Is that Minnie Driver?? Kinda wild considering her character on Emily In Paris.
Edit - Just to be clear I 1) Understand that actors take roles of all kinds & 2) I wasn’t necessarily intending on bringing religion into the conversation. All I was saying is it was jarring to see Driver go from playing a vapid rich b**** alcoholic on Emily In Paris to seeing her in something like this. Costume and all.
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Pounder888Mar 23, 2026
+37
Yeah Fox is now all about biblical stories to continue to deceive its idiotic viewers. Well, at least they have 5-6 cancelled actors they can use.
Moses as you have never seen him before, using lasers to bring the rain and then the same lasers to bring da funk!
Starting Zachary Levi as Moses, Rob Schneider as his “slow” son, Gina Carano as Mrs Moses and Roseanne Barr as the nosy neighbor, who somehow stops by to bring the laughter. Watch on Fox!
Music by Kid Rock and Jelly Belly.
37
canuck47Mar 24, 2026
+3
What, no Chachi?
3
No-Economics6503Mar 23, 2026
+70
Religion.....pretending to be something it isn't. So business as usual.
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Mrs_shitthisismylifeMar 23, 2026
+28
“Setting aside Driver’s distractingly age-suspended face” I mean she’s not wrong lol. Basically the whole show is propoganda, and we will be continuing to be blasted with this type of bullshit because of the powers that be. Ew.
28
despotidolatryMar 23, 2026
+42
It’s Fox. How can anyone be shocked by anything they do at this point?
42
felis_scipioMar 23, 2026
+25
They were spamming ads for this hard during the World Baseball Classic. Same for the Kamala they/them anti-trans ads the other year during the baseball postseason games. F****** insufferable
25
HatfullofstarsMar 24, 2026
+3
It made me so mad during the WBC. But I saw a lot of the vote yes ads with Obama so that made me happy.
3
No-Influence2761Mar 24, 2026
+7
Religion is bullshit.
7
AlexanderTGrimmMar 23, 2026
+6
Is Slate really out here posting AI assisted articles?
6
optimalbrain90Mar 24, 2026
+7
“Putting Driver’s oddly ageless face aside, she’s not wrong, lol. Honestly, the whole show is basically propaganda, and we’re going to keep getting hit with this kind of nonsense thanks to whoever’s pulling the strings. Gross.”
7
SlateMar 23, 2026
+43
We’re in a Bible-curious time for popular media. In the past year, star-studded animated movies about Jesus and the patriarch David each made more than $80 million in theatrical runs, proving biblical films can be powerful contenders at the box office. On streaming services, there have recently been a number of Scripture-based shows, including the Exodus comedy *The Promised Land*; Amazon’s sword-and-sandals fantasy series *House of David*; a coming *Joseph of Egypt* drama; and, most importantly, the mega-hit New Testament drama *The Chosen*, which proved to studios that there was a rabid market for faith-based content in the first place.
It seems that everyone is suddenly waking up to the potential for this particularly well-known material. And in the scramble to put its own contribution forward, Fox, with its new series on the biblical matriarchs, is testing out whether, beyond big-budget movie epics and narrowly targeted streaming shows, biblical stories might draw these viewers to traditional television.
*The Faithful*, a three-week “event series” tied to Easter and debuting Sunday in a prime-time s*** (and streaming the next day on Hulu), hopes to excite audiences with the promise of religious storytelling with a fresh angle and a big name: Its first two episodes, about Abraham’s wife and her handmaid, star Minnie Driver as Sarah.
It attempts to turn Old Testament women into spunky girlbosses. But that’s not its only sin, writes Molly Olmstead
[https://slate.com/life/2026/03/bible-women-the-faithful-old-testament-fox-hulu.html?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=social&utm\_content=molly\_faithful&utm\_campaign=&tpcc=reddit-social--molly\_faithful](https://slate.com/life/2026/03/bible-women-the-faithful-old-testament-fox-hulu.html?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_content=molly_faithful&utm_campaign=&tpcc=reddit-social--molly_faithful)
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NarlusSpecterMar 23, 2026
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Secret Lives of Biblical Wives ftw
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Herself99900Mar 23, 2026
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OMG someone needs to write this.
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is-this-nowMar 23, 2026
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The Heritage Foundation, the group behind Project 2025, is now pushing that women return to the role of child bearer and serving their husband - they feel women pursuing careers and outside interests is detrimental to American Society. This movie is likely an attempt to further normalize their view.
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AnokantMar 23, 2026
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That's all I could think of when I first saw the commercials. Let's create a miniseries about strong women from the Bible. So you'd think they'd look at the strong women who were warriors or leaders, like Deborah, Miriam, or Jael who drove a tent stake through an enemy leader's head.
Instead we get the story about how God wouldn't give you a son/child with your husband. Then once you get past normal child bearing age, God says I'll give you a child, but to test your faith you have to let your husband sleep with your much younger hand maid. And she'll give him a child first, but God totally promises that you'll get a child.
Really drives home the point that they want women to shut up, give their husbands babies, and let them f*** anything that moves, while the women stay home and raise babies. Instead of being leaders and warriors for your people/God
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Exciting-Tart-2289Mar 24, 2026
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Yet the article says that the show's creators claim they don't have any political interests in producing it. Yeah right.
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BlueLikeCatMar 23, 2026
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Suddenly realizing that if they’re dumb enough to believe Trump was for them, maybe we can start selling snake oil again. *insert clip from Blazing Saddles about the “the people”
I promise, the billionaire barons are paying for this small comfort for the peasants. That there’s a God in Heaven and while these monsters may never have justice here, God will get them after they’re dead. ROFL
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Taman_ShouldMar 24, 2026
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To paraphrase Nietzsche, Christianity represents the ultimate revenge for the enslaved and oppressed.
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Budget_ShallanMar 24, 2026
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They gonna do the part where Abraham lets another man f*** his wife (Sarah) in order to get a ton of loot?
And then does it again a second time?
What about when Abraham violated his marriage vows and fucked Sarah’s handmaid? That story is literally why The Handmaid’s Tale has handmaids.
This has the potential to be an amazing feminist critique of patriarchy… if it were made by literally anyone else.
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amo1337Mar 24, 2026
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We live in the cringest of times.
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SunRa7191Mar 23, 2026
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They’ve got Michael Westen out here playing Abraham? That’s certainly a choice…
*Edit: Spelling
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bessy1Mar 23, 2026
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Well, he was blacklisted, wasn't he? That burn notice is difficult to shake. He's doing whatever work comes his way.
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Madeye_Moody7Mar 23, 2026
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He’s got to rely on anyone who’s still talking to him. A trigger happy ex girlfriend for example. Or an old friend informing on him to the FBI.
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sandozeMar 23, 2026
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It’s no teenjus
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SoySauceandMothraMar 24, 2026
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Okay, everyone, we all gotta go watch Good Will Hunting this week so Minnie Driver can get a decent residuals check, and not have to do this sort of shite.
(Unless this sort of shite aligns with her wold view in which case go watch the trailer for Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season.)
Seriously, Minnie. What the ever-lovin' f***?
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pstmdrnsmMar 23, 2026
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Will the anti-feminist nuance beneath the surface be perceived by the typical viewer?
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Piney_WoodMar 23, 2026
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That's really the question, isn't it? FOX is clearly banking on "no," and given that they've convinced 40% of the country that Donald Trump is a savvy businessman who cares about their problems, they've got some basis for that pov.
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ZebraComplex4353Mar 24, 2026
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The year is 2026 and we still talk about a metaphorical history book.
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Figgy1983Mar 24, 2026
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Cool. When are we finally getting Teenjus?
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villainlessMar 24, 2026
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most of the women being played by white actresses is sure interesting
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Socks_0Mar 24, 2026
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It took way too long for the article to acknowledge that this show is propaganda.
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wagon-runMar 24, 2026
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Sarah is an interesting choice for a feminist Bible show. I would have chosen Deborah, Esther, Jael, or Rehab.
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Derpykins666Mar 23, 2026
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I wouldn't be surprised if we saw more religious shows with the current admin being what it is. I'm not saying there can't be shows for religious people, but I thought that was just Hallmark straight to tv movies tbh \*(okay joking). But I definitely will not be on board with these very outwardly religious shows, count me out forever.
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bolts_win_againMar 23, 2026
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American Calvinism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race, change my mind.
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Ok_Basil_8162Mar 24, 2026
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If the theme was Marvel instead of the bible there’d be so many calls to boycott this woke garbage trying to force feed us a strong woman story
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