They will make it so much worse. Anyone flying needs to budget more hours to get through untrained idiots f****** everything up.
949
nauticalmileMar 23, 2026
+720
*Detainment by ICE may cause delays. It is recommended to arrive two months before your scheduled departure time.*
720
GivemeallthecabbagesMar 23, 2026
+176
*Every departure is now to El Salvador. Thank you for your attention to this matter.*
176
TheAmateurletariatMar 23, 2026
+73
ICE institutes new "self-depart" policy.
73
leese216Mar 23, 2026
+57
Seriously considering the train or driving if this doesn’t clear up by May. Having to get to the airport 5 hours ahead of your flight is f****** wild, all bc trump rapes kids. Can’t make this shit up.
57
Sacred-AFMar 23, 2026
+11
If we tried to make this shit up, it wouldn't even be good TV. The viewers would think it was too out there and unrealistic, but HERE WE ARE. :(
11
mik3calMar 23, 2026
+4
Drivings going to be tough for people with $10/gal gas
4
Pixel_KnightMar 23, 2026
+107
Honestly, if you are non-white, you probably are going to be detained permanently. That’s their MO - strike fear into all classes they see as “other.” They’re pure evil.
107
baby-totorosMar 23, 2026
+43
Or white and trans, I’d add, as Trump has directed ICE to target trans people.
43
Brief_Amicus_CuriaeMar 23, 2026
+23
When airlines feel the impact of lower sales and the already spiked increases in fuel, the politicians may listen to them.
23
Otherwise_Stable_925Mar 23, 2026
+51
Yeah that'll help. The people that needlessly racially profile people in the most diverse areas on earth. We won't see any weird backlash.
51
DidYouSeeBriansHatMar 23, 2026
+164
Yeah, think I’ll take a break from flying right now. Maybe go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
164
PinchedOffCatTurdMar 23, 2026
+17
You got red on you.
17
the_honest_liarMar 23, 2026
+125
It's not like people can just show up and start working at an airport either.... There would be so much onboarding/orientation/security clearances that need to happen to get through to that point.
Can't see TSA agents being willing to help with training and shit either. ICE is being paid and they aren't... Yikes.
125
Ishidan01Mar 23, 2026
+119
Lol look at this guy thinking ICE has to follow rules, laws, clearances, and procedures.
119
MattrockjMar 23, 2026
+34
*Breaking news: Global Popcorn shortage as US continues to clown for 15th straight month.*
34
Careless-Gain6623Mar 23, 2026
+19
Republicans definitely misunderstood the saying bread and circuses. You aren't supposed to be the clowns.
19
Dr_A_MephestoMar 23, 2026
+12
A passenger is getting shot by ICE this week. It’s just inevitable
12
SarahArabic2Mar 23, 2026
+5
it already is it’s just a bigger one now
5
MaximumSyrup3099Mar 23, 2026
+4022
If you enjoy intrusive, inconvenient, ineffective security theater, but wondered if it would be even better if performed by a barely-trained racist thug, boy do I have news for you!
4022
K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47Mar 23, 2026
+762
It's already been awkward to be "selected for a random physical inspection."
It'll be so much more fun after I've been pepper sprayed and they force a Glock in my mouth.
762
LesbeGoddessMar 23, 2026
+342
Don’t be silly. The Glock will be placed on the back of your head.
342
LiquidAetherMar 23, 2026
+98
There'll be more than one glock.
98
Shoot_from_the_QuipMar 23, 2026
+86
Pushing each other out of the way for a better shot.
"Don't Glock-block me, bro!"
86
SchapsouilleMar 23, 2026
+50
Uh, this goes in your mouth. This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt.
50
thelingeringleadMar 23, 2026
+36
hold on wait, no this one goes in your mouth and this one in your butt
36
jamesbananashakesMar 23, 2026
+12
We really are this close to Idiocracy, huh?
12
redbirdjazzzMar 23, 2026
+10
In Idiocracy, they elected the smartest guy around and then replaced him when a smarter one showed up.
10
jamesbananashakesMar 23, 2026
+5
We can't even get that part right!
5
fishfarm20Mar 23, 2026
+6
Just don’t mix up the butt Glocks with the mouth Glocks.
6
K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47Mar 23, 2026
+38
Like the little girl in the tortilla commercial said "¿Por que no los Dos?"
38
Liminal_AspectMar 23, 2026
+66
Spanish? Uh oh - that’s a “deportation”.
F****** traitors all of em
66
ScarlettPixlMar 23, 2026
+16
Worse is, there are lots of Latinos working for ICE.
16
Exotic-District3437Mar 23, 2026
+13
Glocks are to nice your going to get the shity sigs from the military that fire when dropped
13
onetwentyeightMar 23, 2026
+4
Congratulations! You've been selected for a random deportation!
4
Chimp3hMar 23, 2026
+4
* after masked plain clothed men force a glock in your mouth for looking at them wrong
4
SlyJackFoxMar 23, 2026
+59
In a way, I hope it’s an utter circus of incompetence to just underline how bad this govt and ice is, just that nobody dies as a result.
59
WinterReview7992Mar 23, 2026
+32
Perfect for when the US is antagonizing a regime promising civilian retribution, too.
32
LoggerdonMar 23, 2026
+23
Wonder where the Proud Boys went? They’re working for ICE.
23
Saurian42Mar 23, 2026
+10
Add in the perfect opportunity forbthem to doctheir false flag attack they've all but been advertising.
10
dynogirl59Mar 23, 2026
+1591
How will they ease the lines? Arresting and kidnapping as many as possible?
1591
A1sauc3dMar 23, 2026
+867
Seriously. They explicitly said they aren’t going to be doing the TSA agents jobs helping with the actual security check screening process and long lines which is the WHOLE PROBLEM. So they’re just gonna kinda stand around menacingly harassing people apparently, which will do nothing to help with the problem of long lines I’m guessing. Almost feels like just an excuse to deploy trump’s good squad in one more place they aren’t remotely needed or helpful.
867
MilopbxMar 23, 2026
+284
I bet they will be geared up to take
Falluja wearing a mask standing around Cinnabon for 10 hours
284
TypicalTwist6783Mar 23, 2026
+93
I know someone who is Latina and she wears a mask because one time she got sick, then her ill mother got sick from it and died. So she wears it to help prevent that ever happening to someone else.
She told me a story of some white lady asking her why she was wearing a mask, progressively getting louder. Eventually, she was yelling that she was hiding her identity from ICE, demanding she take it off. She deals with that stuff constantly.
As a white person, the amount of white people that have internalized issues with masks and then make negative assumptions about people with no information, is terrifying. The lack of critical thinking and empathy behind the hate is one of the scariest facets of it for me
93
cantproveididMar 23, 2026
+43
Can't stuff cinnabons while masked up.
43
jupiterkansasMar 23, 2026
+26
Now offering Cinnamasks!
26
Zentick-Mar 23, 2026
+116
Have you thought about the fact that they will ease up the lines by dissuading people from going to the airport in the first place? You ought to have more faith in our government!
116
dannydramaMar 23, 2026
+36
I was just going to say exactly this, I could have a holiday to paradise booked but I'm not going anywhere close to those cunts to get there.
36
teacupkillerMar 23, 2026
+10
I have to fly on Thursday. This is going to suck.
10
FunkJunky7Mar 23, 2026
+23
I would cancel and make sure the airline know why. They have lobbyists. Not going there to voluntarily have my rights violated or watch them violate others.
23
psylentjMar 23, 2026
+42
ICE will be at the airports because that is where upset people will be. Then ICE can overreact to the upset people and escalate situations into chaos allowing them to beat and kidnap. Its like feeding the monsters.
42
JEBarifficMar 23, 2026
+21
Almost feels… 😆 I get that. On one hand Trump loves strong armed tactics. On the other, this administration is one ill-thought action after another. Hard to tell which one applies here.
21
Quiet-Marsupial5876Mar 23, 2026
+12
It’s a trial run for deploying ICE to polling locations in November.
12
kill4bMar 23, 2026
+14
Well if they cause people to avoid airports like they have with other immigrant heavy industries, the lines will get shorter 🤷🏻♂️
14
Hener001Mar 23, 2026
+28
They will shoot you in the head if you complain. Keep those lines moving or else.
ICE has become Trump’s all purpose brown shirt militia. Just throw them at any problem. This guy is a dangerous moron.
Every federal employee is subject to being retasked to fulfill his whims. Since his second term started, 40% of attorneys at the DOJ have left. Hell, he fired the entire Iran section in the FBI right before starting a war with Iran. Because they also worked on foreign interference in our elections in Trump’s favor.
The remainder of attorneys are chasing nonexistent claims of voter fraud from the 2020 elections and defending the administration’s immigration conduct. Who is left to enforce the rest of the federal laws? How long until we see this neglect lead to harm?
28
Yuukiko_Mar 23, 2026
+61
surprise itinerary change to El Salvador
61
_IratePirate_Mar 23, 2026
+29
“If you’re brown, get outta town” is going to be their modus operandi
29
the_honest_liarMar 23, 2026
+14
Simple, no one will go to the airport now.
14
WeorthMar 23, 2026
+5
Shooting them. Clearly. The line tried to run them over.
5
igloomasterMar 23, 2026
+408
Every flight at JFK is now departing to El Salvador
408
James_E_FuckMar 23, 2026
+104
I think you mean deporting
104
Frugalman123Mar 23, 2026
+29
I don't want to laugh at this
29
Mini_SliderMar 23, 2026
+887
It feels like there may be a more sinister reason to have ICE in every airport in the country besides just being there to support TSA.
887
kenncannMar 23, 2026
+344
Would not be surprised if they start scanning everyone with that other app they have that was for labeling people as terrorists and who knows whatever else
344
Intelligent_Cap9706Mar 23, 2026
+85
They’ll all be wearing meta glasses
85
hkzombieMar 23, 2026
+25
Or if they start flagging people with diplomatic passports headed out on assignment because the passport looks different from everyone else.
25
SarahArabic2Mar 23, 2026
+19
if you think the TSA doesn’t already do that boy do I have news for you.
19
raknor88Mar 23, 2026
+29
White people gets waves and smiles. Anyone else gets strip searches and their carry on ripped apart.
29
mmikkeMar 23, 2026
+28
This form of white privilege won't be around much longer after everyone's entire online presence is tied into facial recognition shit and other Peter Thiel type surveillance measures.
Being white isn't going to shield you from the consequences of daring to criticize the bloated orange fool or his minions/"administration"
That's why ICE is trying to buy up tons of warehouses
28
Careless-Gain6623Mar 23, 2026
+28
It's the haves versus the haves nots now. Plenty of white people being detained by ICE.
28
codename_pariahMar 23, 2026
+5
There will be also a plane or two that's heading to El Salvador or Liberia instead of LAX, Hartsfield-Jackson or LaGuardia
5
SnooLemons9080Mar 23, 2026
+15
Introducing the idea slowly. It will be a norm soon within the next year.
15
rabbirobbieMar 23, 2026
+26
i can’t foresee any problems with that, especially after [last time’s flawless execution(s)](https://youtu.be/njHOJHb86HI)
26
dannydramaMar 23, 2026
+3
Where the f*** are the good guys with guns? They've been an excuse for years, least they could do is show up. 😂
3
1egg_4uMar 23, 2026
+20
Them being stationed at points of entry and exit where they have an excuse to shake people down for paperwork (and worse) is making me feel real uneasy
20
The_1ndiegamerMar 23, 2026
+4
Gotta meet the quotas somehow
4
Quiet-Marsupial5876Mar 23, 2026
+4
They’re seeing how this deployment of ICE goes so that they can send them out to polling stations in November more smoothly.
4
YinisyangMar 23, 2026
+170
How long before a Nazi ICE thug starts spraying into a crowd at the airport because he sees an interracial couple or something?
170
RawrRRitchieMar 23, 2026
+24
Remember. Use of chemical weapons is a war crime.
That includes tear gas
24
QuantumModulusMar 23, 2026
+12
Yeah, that doesn't mean much when there are basically no consequences anymore. War crimes are committed by and throughout this country practically every day by that measure.
12
call-lee-freeMar 23, 2026
+311
So let me get this straight, the GOP struck down every bill put in front of them and in return, they sending ICE agents to the airports to "fill in" for TSA? Yeah, that doesn't look like this isn't on purpose....
311
P0l0Cap0neMar 23, 2026
+64
They're not there to help. Its an excuse to spread fear and flex their authority for people traveling.
You can expect them to stop and arrest a dozen people to fill their quotas knowing any civilian wont be armed or have anything to defend them while they flaunt their guns and corner travelers.
64
EatinSumGrapesMar 23, 2026
+13
Yeah at first I thought more sinister, like having Trumps army, ICE, at the airports to actually trap us all here while he makes new moves to take over the USA. But Trump and his admin are just too incompetent, this is flexing and nothing more. Like the bully who has big muscles but can't fight worth shit.
13
Ok-Confusion2415Mar 23, 2026
+307
“no sir, your Real ID is not an acceptable form of ID”
And of course the random shootings
307
kamoylanMar 23, 2026
+116
Isn't ICE the agency that randomly kidnaps people, takes them states away, takes their ID and paperwork, and then just releases them outside the camp they were in?
116
ImpertinentMar 23, 2026
+48
I think that’s partly the point. Anyone their surveillance has flagged as a democrat or liberal, take your identification and don’t give it back to “verify” things. Ram the SAVE act through, passports take usually a month+ to get, and with a massive surge in those requests, and everything else going on, they can put one more nail in the coffin for voting. Or just flat out detain anyone and ship them off to their warehouse concentration camps.
48
FreeSeaSailorMar 23, 2026
+97
So who is going to be the first person killed by ICE at an airport?
97
Dr_A_MephestoMar 23, 2026
+13
It won’t be long sadly
13
J-MRPMar 23, 2026
+46
Didn't they say earlier today that they *weren't* going to do this? What a shitshow of a government we have, JFC.
46
BedhappyMar 23, 2026
+20
Tom Homan, the new head of DHS who replaced Kristi Noem, did in fact say that. Then turned around hours later doing... exactly that.
20
JimHeckdiverMar 23, 2026
+78
Your shit is gonna disappear from your luggage. 100% guaranteed.
78
Dandan0005Mar 23, 2026
+185
I guess lines will be shorter when they’re shooting and abducting people.
185
kamoylanMar 23, 2026
+68
Line will be shorter because the disfavoured airline customers will be too scared to go to the airports.
68
LesbeGoddessMar 23, 2026
+34
That and oil prices will soon drive flights sky high. Double trumped
34
the_boss_sauceMar 23, 2026
+19
Flights are already sky high
19
tnypissdkumquatMar 23, 2026
+142
Where you going
Going to mex—💥💥💥🔫
142
DopamaxxerMar 23, 2026
+222
We all assume they will be taking the place of TSA security, but they’re not certified or authorized by the airport to do that. They can’t monitor X Ray machines or do secondary bag screenings or take your ID/boarding pass as you enter security. None of that.
And I don’t mean can’t as in “oh well they couldn’t but Trump is saying so—“. No. Trump doesn’t have that authority over the airports. In fact, I believe allowing them to take over those roles would be a direct 4th amendment violation.
So what will they do there? Because it won’t be making your experience at airport security any quicker.
222
bovinecopMar 23, 2026
+222
Assuming they'll abide by the constitution is a bold move.
222
PatalosMar 23, 2026
+104
I get it man but Trump telling people to do things they aren’t qualified for and having no one stop it has kinda been an ongoing thing for a bit now
104
DopamaxxerMar 23, 2026
+19
Given that airports are owned by the state or city, they bear tremendous liability having untrained federal agents come in to handle security. By liability, I mean people can sue the state or city for 4th amendment violations or for negligence if there is a domestic attack stemming from an airport manned by ICE.
If a TSA agent assaults me during my security screening, I can sue the state. No different with ICE.
The state/city/whoever owns the airport will be on that shit like white on rice.
19
BigMikeInAustinMar 23, 2026
+25
I remember when Texas Governor Greg Abbott freely offered a bunch of land to Trump for concentration camps.
25
sigga_genesisMar 23, 2026
+30
They are going to post up at the gates of the airport checking IDs. Literally that's all they can do. This is just desperation because they don't want to give in to the dems
30
cosaboladhMar 23, 2026
+12
I expect them to be responsible for the first shooting inside the secure area of an airport in possibly ever.
12
trellisHotMar 23, 2026
+15
They should be cooking them meals, since they aren't paid to feed themselves. Meal team six on wheels
15
butchudiditMar 23, 2026
+6
They will still f*** with you tho. You can bla bla bla them with words and rights we have but at the end of the day they can outright f*** your shit up. Its so wrong and fucked up
6
wolfgang784Mar 23, 2026
+12
The head ICE guy said earlier that it they did end up going to airports they indeed wouldn't be able to do any of that stuff you also mentioned. They said ICE would be door security and a few other minor things that still free up a small bit of TSA for the stuff ICE can't do.
Even if they stick to that its gonna be a shitshow ofc still. I wonder how much air travel is about to plummet.
12
mofa90277Mar 23, 2026
+46
That will address the problem of too many airplane passengers getting to their destinations alive.
46
DogsAreOurFriendsMar 23, 2026
+18
Paper boarding passes. Do not hand them your phone - keep it powered off.
18
ToadfingerMar 23, 2026
+16
What are the odds of Ted Cruz being detained after returning from Cancun? 😆
16
HojoExperimentMar 23, 2026
+14
How long until someone gets shot?
14
continuousBaBaMar 23, 2026
+55
Pretty dumb. Christians have really done a number on us, thanks guys, really, thanks for all of this
55
ItsDokkMar 23, 2026
+33
“tHe EnD tIMeS aRe CoMiNg!!”
Yeah, thanks to y’all…
33
jeremiah1142Mar 23, 2026
+14
This will go well. Paid from a slush fund DHS workers sent to help unpaid DHS workers that will have to train them. Kind of scabs, huh?
14
jdbwayMar 23, 2026
+14
Is this how they execute their false flag attack, using ICE agents as fake airport security?
14
TeslaProphetMar 23, 2026
+30
To be fair, if you murder a bunch of American citizens waiting in line, the lines will be shorter.
30
funnylibMar 23, 2026
+26
As a person who has been mistaken for Latino and who has a bit of a lisp I’m glad I’ve cancelled my travel plans.
26
CaliSinaeMar 23, 2026
+26
Given the incompetence of ICE, does anyone else foresee a major disaster in the making?
26
Infamous-Sky-1874Mar 23, 2026
+11
Oh yeah.
Edit: ICE is going to have a major incident the second the metal detector goes off.
11
Lazy-InterestsMar 23, 2026
+23
Craaaazy how fast US is going down the shitter, and it was already in a bad way before Trump
23
-----username-----Mar 23, 2026
+65
Given that ICE has been given the power to take anyone suspected of being trans or just gender nonconforming into ICE custody indefinitely as of April 10th, [I imagine airports will soon look like this scene from the Handmaids Tale.](https://youtu.be/sFpm5MsWdG0?si=PXK3a5yX-DI-nTPP)
65
garbagegoatMar 23, 2026
+41
Yeah my kid was supposed to be flying in for a visit next month, now they're taking the greyhound. Absolutely not going to even risk it, understandably. I hate to rehash the old 'first they came for.. ' poem but that's exactly how it's playing out.
41
HalcyonTravelerMar 23, 2026
+15
Wait what
15
RockingRockerMar 23, 2026
+5
America has fallen so far
5
KaosMnkeyMar 23, 2026
+28
I am sure this will end well...
28
[deleted]Mar 23, 2026
+9
[removed]
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k_oshiMar 23, 2026
+4
This.
No need to terrorize people in the streets. They didn’t get the quotas their fearless leader put in place. Now the people and the plane are in the same location. As simple as ‘get on this plane not that plane’
4
LMurch13Mar 23, 2026
+9
Man, ICE couldn't handle the heat in the streets, imagine them in an airport. When do we think the first tear gas bomb will go off.
"Bro, you can use that thing in an enclosed space!"
"I didn't know, Scott. I didn't KNOW!"
9
Mephisto506Mar 23, 2026
+7
It adds an exciting element of surprise to air travel. Will you end up at your intended destination, or a black facility in a third world country? You never know!
7
Human-Abrocoma7544Mar 23, 2026
+9
Oh good, I have always thought TSA agents should be armed with assault rifles.
9
despenser412Mar 23, 2026
+6
Remember when the administration tried to push the lie that ICE was the same as police? Are they going to push the same lie and say they were not only trained immigration and police officers, but they also had TSA training?
Look, just send ICE to Iran. They have zero problem taking orders from a pedophile billionaire who doesn't care about them.
6
orangeheheMar 23, 2026
+8
Nope. DHS/ICE will be racially profiling and harassing people at the airports.
8
BrobeastMar 23, 2026
+8
Man, the amount of women that are about to get physically assaulted at the airport during "random searches" is about to be astronomical. Record everything!
8
GMEN999Mar 23, 2026
+7
It seems like ICE is just walking around the terminal. Not helping with the security checkpoint lines.
7
StoreRevolutionary70Mar 23, 2026
+32
Without masks we should be able to identify them all.
32
xynith116Mar 23, 2026
+39
You think they’re not gonna wear masks?
39
throwaway80814Mar 23, 2026
+24
Of course they're going to wear their stupid masks & TemuTeam6 gear.
Just going to point out that the OG terrorists have an opportunity to do some crazy shit right now.
Non-ICE flavored terrorists could just show up & occupy airports nationwide with guns and masks & do a terrorism, and we wouldn't even know the difference.
Normalizing armed masked thugs in airports is the exact opposite of what all the post-9/11 security is for.
24
ProfetF9Mar 23, 2026
+12
I’ll say 2 days max before they shoot someone
12
thedarkbitesMar 23, 2026
+6
TSA agents are actually trained to do their job effectively. Some ICE agents can't walk and chew gum at the same time. This isn't going to go well at all.
6
ScrotumScrapingsMar 23, 2026
+7
As a non-yank with no interest in visiting the raging dumpster fire that is the usa, I’m actually looking forward to this. The perfect storm as angry Karen types in pyjamas and nazi pot-bellied beardos collide. It’ll be a glorious circus of shit.
7
SelfDepricatorMar 23, 2026
+6
What qualifications do ICE agents have in doing what TSA Agents do? I'm pretty sure TSA agents can't just shoot people who refuse to remove their shoes.
6
Fit-Let8175Mar 23, 2026
+5
Seeing ICE agents at airports must be comforting for visitors. /s
5
Prit717Mar 23, 2026
+19
I know people are making jokes here, but like genuinely if you have a flight should I do anything different, I feel a lot more nervous going, do I just bring more ID as a U.S. citizen or what
19
dadgadsadMar 23, 2026
+19
Nothing you can do or say will protect you. Either don’t go or bring a passport, look down and cross your fingers. This is Nazi Germany.
19
PIE-314Mar 23, 2026
+13
Will they be wearing masks and carrying firearms?
13
EuphoricCrashOutMar 23, 2026
+10
100% chance they're going to feel up women and save/share pictures of people's private areas.
10
kendromediaMar 23, 2026
+5
So the people who are trained to do the work aren't being paid.
The people who can't do it are.
This looks like it was planned.
5
pittyhMar 23, 2026
+4
I mean executing people in the line is one way to make the queues times quicker.
4
AKA_WildcardMar 23, 2026
+4
Well talk about shitty timing with the airline accident at LaGuardia. Trump and his idiot administration continue to drag us down further.
4
therealmikeBradyMar 23, 2026
+6
Mumbles just did an interview and said they will be obstructing people at the exits. They won’t be helping in any fashion. They will be loitering and assaulting as they generally do.
6
maxxwuzhereMar 23, 2026
+4
Some thoughts
1. Pay the tsa folks instead of supplying incompetent people to be in charge of airport security
2. Will they wear masks the whole time?
4
eattohottodogguMar 23, 2026
+5
Every dictatorship and authoritarian government has exit police. ICE is them.
5
Pleasant-Shallot-707Mar 23, 2026
+5
And probably steal shit from people’s luggage
5
shadowdra126Mar 23, 2026
+6
If you think this will ease the long lines
You are an idiot
6
binarybrewmxMar 23, 2026
+5
They’re normalizing having ice agents everywhere so they’re well justified to do it during the midterms
5
fishwithfishMar 23, 2026
+5
Shit show at the f*** factory, day 427.
5
beardedcurveMar 23, 2026
+4
oh, so people are gonna be murdered in airports now too
4
No-Gas8121Mar 23, 2026
+6
To 'ease long lines' so basically, just detain half the people them?
6
LotsofSportsMar 23, 2026
+6
How will they speed it up? They will just cause more trouble and anxiety. Mostly blue states, correct?
6
SupHowWeDoMar 23, 2026
+5
People are going to die and we all just have to watch :(
5
QBin2017Mar 23, 2026
+6
Money for Ice but not TSA. Cool
6
cherryc0kezer0Mar 23, 2026
+3
What could possibly go wrong?
3
PatalosMar 23, 2026
+4
So I heard this earlier, then heard not too long ago that they aren’t actually helping with the lines… so what the hell are they doing?
4
Fluffy-Bullfrog8675Mar 23, 2026
+4
OMG just when you thought it couldn't get worse!! We'll never get on the plane at this rate!!!
4
NameLipsMar 23, 2026
+5
Dealing with stressed, entitled passengers instead of harassing minorities. Not what they signed on for.
5
thievingcuntMar 23, 2026
+4
It's almost like these ICE agents have no real mission if they can be deployed as TSA or guarding elections or wherever Trump needs the secret police to be. Methinks.
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Gumbercules81Mar 23, 2026
+4
There's no good that can come of this
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LuggageisnojokeMar 23, 2026
+3
It’s like they’re trying to agitate their own population.
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Call555JackChopMar 23, 2026
+5
They’re literally too stupid for their current job let alone doing someone else’s job
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commedesgarconMar 23, 2026
+4
Are they going to be wearing neck gaiters?
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SortaNotReallyHereMar 23, 2026
+4
Correction: they will be assaulting and disappearing anyone they want. When you're already at an airport it makes it so much easier to deport large amounts of people. I wouldn't put it past them to try any of this.
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SubstantialNature368Mar 23, 2026
+4
Yes! Yes ... ICE is known as a calming presence. Lines will definitely be shorter, what with all the black and brown people being handcuffed and laid out on the floor ...
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contude327Mar 23, 2026
+5
Just another Operation "Epic Fail."
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htxzMar 23, 2026
+3
I foresee a clusterfuck
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EmergencyJacket207Mar 23, 2026
+5
They going to wear masks and parade around in tactical gear like a cosplaying 9 year old?
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Death-by-FuguMar 23, 2026
+4
They’re not gonna ease anything. People are going to be kidnapped out of airports by them.
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Solo_is_deadMar 23, 2026
+4
Wait a minute. A whole bunch of people who have no security clearance, no training and no background checks are going to be in charge of making sure that we are allowed to board an airplane?!
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BloodbndrrMar 23, 2026
+5
They’re going to murder travelers….
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ThatDMMar 23, 2026
+5
Only way these morons are gonna ease the lines at the airport is if they start killing travels like they did when "protecting" Minneapolis
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one1jacMar 23, 2026
+4
My household is trans and hispanic. We have tickets booked to fly in one month. If ICE is at airports then, we’ll have to do the 14 hour drive instead.
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wolf_logicMar 23, 2026
+5
All my friends told me I was ridiculous to choose a road trip over just flying, even with these gas prices.
Who's laughing now?
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Jay-Rocket-88Mar 23, 2026
+3
I think I’ll just drive.
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oldcreakerMar 23, 2026
+4
Eased a line by one so far, anyway. Saw video of ICE assaulting her and taking her away.
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pleasegivemepatienceMar 23, 2026
+4
There’s not a single use case where you can deploy ICE and the result would be an ‘ease’ of anything. They are incompetent pieces of shit who only know how to create chaos, this is going to get ugly for travelers and result in TSA taking a lot of lawsuits for the behavior of ICE agents.
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witchspoonMar 23, 2026
+4
They are not trained. They are not trained for that purpose. They are not trained for ANY legal purpose.
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Jae_Rides_ApesMar 23, 2026
+7
I can’t wait to get on a flight from Denver to Reno and end up in Uganda.
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TheStLouisBluthsMar 23, 2026
+6
So they’re going to be abducting people out of line and then say they’re getting wait times down.
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PPMD_IS_BACKMar 23, 2026
+6
Bruh getting through customs already takes forever. I just know they’re gonna cause issues for people lmfao.
Some people Can’t even f****** get gas without ICE getting in their face l0l
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MrBigTomatoMar 23, 2026
+6
“To ease long lines”? What’s the plan? Is ICE going to beat up and arrest anyone who complains about the long lines?
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SkidpalaceMar 23, 2026
+3
I bet they show up in fancy new uniforms with patent leather boots made by Hugo Boss.
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Kind_Access_9854Mar 23, 2026
+3
Iran agents must be salivating at the mouth with the lack of security at the airport right now. Untrained security forces, large crowds, low visibility, barely any employees?
Imagine Trump actually attacking their power plants?
Cue a massive possibility of a large-scale terrorist attack
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Yuukiko_Mar 23, 2026
+3
i'm sure non white people will have a ton of extra "random" screenings
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RipCityGringoMar 23, 2026
+3
What’s next? Park Rangers filling in for the IRS?
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regalfrondeMar 23, 2026
+3
Lmao demoted to security rent-a-cops.
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ChunkyBubblzMar 23, 2026
+4
They’re gonna shoot a pilot by Friday
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JohnnyGFXMar 23, 2026
+3
When the only tool you have is a hammer... everything looks like a nail.
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justwalk1234Mar 23, 2026
+3
I don’t understand how deploying a bunch of untrained goons can help with anything? Best case scenario they do nothing?
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overly_honest_Mar 23, 2026
+3
The P3d0phil3 President knows that assault rifles aren't allowed in airports right?
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