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ICE Barbie’s Alleged Lover Fired in Middle of Exotic Getaway

Posted by BigBadBabyDaddy_420

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noems-alleged-lover-corey-lewandowski-fired-in-middle-of-exotic-getaway/
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Big_Bookkeeper1678 Mar 25, 2026 +91
He will pop up in the administration in another capacity. Maybe ambassador to the Vatican.
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sthlmsoul Mar 26, 2026 +1
Or hell get a cushy job with the RNC or some major campaign (government or senate).
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DecembersDragons Mar 26, 2026 +27
Why you got to keep doing Barbie like this? What did that doll ever do to you? 
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Proper-District8608 Mar 26, 2026 +1
This is bad, a store in Missouri last month had to recall the barbies they sold because the had Feytonol (spelling) in them. They were being used to smuggle
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hagcel Mar 26, 2026 +1
Holy shit. True story. https://www.kmbc.com/article/independence-missouri-cargo-largo-fentanyl-cocaine-barbie/70833492
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sthlmsoul Mar 26, 2026 +1
Fentanyl Barbie? What does Kerry Ann Conway have to do with this?
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Predator_ Mar 26, 2026 +1
Kelly*
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gamayogi Mar 26, 2026 +1
New limited edition series from Mattel - Barbies of the Trump Administration featuring First Lady/Slovenian e***** barbie, Ice cosplay barbie(now with removable married lover!) , Fentanyl Barbie, Crazy eyes Karoline barbie, and more!
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Foreign_Ebb_6282 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Man I’m glad the article included the temperature range of “balmy Guyana”
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clickmagnet Mar 25, 2026 +37
Well, it’s about time Byron Noem had a vacation. 
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ExZowieAgent Mar 25, 2026 +26
I never knew the cuck’s name.
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royale_wthCheEsE Mar 26, 2026 +1
Now , now. Don’t be too hard on him. He’s staying with her because “marriage is holy” and Jesus wants him to be a cuckhold.
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AcanthisittaNo6653 Mar 26, 2026 +8
I hope they left him there, and they deport him.
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TheAardsnark Mar 26, 2026 +5
This is choice. Love it. 
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7ddlysuns Mar 26, 2026 +1
Maybe. He shouldn’t have been anywhere
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Boston_Pops Mar 26, 2026 +1
Womp, womp.
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Office_Hendo Mar 26, 2026 +1
I rarely read full articles, but this seemed interesting enough. Why did they fee the need to include the average template for the weekend they were there lol? What awful, pointless journalism.
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TerrorNova49 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Wonder if she’ll just take him out to the gravel pit…
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ThatEvanFowler Mar 25, 2026 +2
Boat drinks.
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FitWrap1959 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Those two should go into business together. Not monkey business, a *real* business. As in: 'Kristi & Corey's Krispy Kick Ass Jerky. Made with Real Puppies!' They'd make a great team. Look how successful they were with Homeland Security. Krisiti: "C'mon Corey! Git with it. That puppy ass jerky don't make itself."
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McNalienBro Mar 26, 2026 +1
I thought it meant ice fired upon him. Ugh.
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