For example, Jupiter would have heavier gravity but wouldn’t immediately squash you.
I’d want to live on Saturn. I think it would be cool and beautiful to see the rings in the sky throughout the day. Plus it’s colder than most of the other planets and I like the cold
Pluto. Get me as far from the human race as possible... I'd bring chickens and seeds.
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dinodareApr 2, 2026
+1
Can you bring quails and whales too? Also Andean C***-of-the-Rock.
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baby_ivanaApr 2, 2026
+3
Saturn for sure. Waking up every day with rings in the sky would never get old
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Fluffy_Meat1018Apr 2, 2026
+2
I think I'd have to go with Saturn too!
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2ManyCatsNever2ManyApr 2, 2026
+5
life's better on saturn
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RakeshimmortalApr 2, 2026
+2
Mercury. I want to experience the view of the Sun without the danger of boiling alive or radiation. Maybe keep hopping between the Sun facing side and the dark side when the heat becomes unbearable.
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mack_ddApr 2, 2026
+2
Pluto (if we're still counting it as a planet)
Low gravity means I get to play around and do all sort of cartwheels, and jump around like crazy. Plus, skiing on a mountain range on pluto would be epic (maybe not the safest thing)
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Kooky-Box-8242Apr 2, 2026
+1
Imagine the backflips u could do on Pluto haha
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user41510Apr 2, 2026
+2
Uranus. 90º tilt for 21 years working in darkness. Save money then spend 21 years vacationing in the light.
In reality, I've always wanted to live in a region with "midnight sun", maybe just for 1-2 years, but too cold.
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Kooky-Box-8242Apr 2, 2026
+1
I wonder how living on a 90 degree tilt would feel
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StarfoxmarioidiotApr 2, 2026
+2
When I was a kid I would have picked Saturn as well. It would take a lot of toning down to make it livable, though. Probably wouldn’t be as cool of a planet if it could host life. Mars would be neat but that would require toning up traits.
I don’t know. The fact of the matter is that they would all lose what makes them neat if you changed them enough for people to live there.
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milkyjoe241Apr 2, 2026
+2
Neptune. Its where santa lives
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BlerkmApr 2, 2026
+2
Can we include moons? I want to go swimming in a methane lake on Titan, one of Saturn’s moons. But I also don’t want to freeze solid.
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Kooky-Box-8242Apr 2, 2026
+1
Ooooo yes yes I like that
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legallybraindead7Apr 2, 2026
+1
Earth.
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Made_Human_MusicApr 2, 2026
+1
Pluto seems like it would be very cozy. Cold and dark most of them time is my perfect weather condition
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BleepBloopWhirrApr 2, 2026
+1
On Venus, Uranus, Saturn, Neptune and Jupiter the atmospheres are so thick you'd never see more than 10 feet.
I'll stick with Earth.
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