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Announcements Mar 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM

If an Alien spacecraft landed on the White House lawn, how would the authorities respond?

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AncientElderberry737 Mar 28, 2026 +7
Just like sci fi movies where Aliens always come to the USA first. As they are the centre of the universe.
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PymsPublicityLtd Mar 28, 2026 +5
ICE agents sent immediately.
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ManagementQueasy7948 Mar 28, 2026 +3
You here for hotdogs
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WorkingSalamander745 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Lock them up for being illegal aliens
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Weary-Guidance-4514 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Total lockdown within seconds then complete denial for 48 hours while they figure out the narrative Then a very carefully worded press conference that answers nothing
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justaheatattack Mar 28, 2026 +1
"what saucer?"
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Background-Form-806 Mar 28, 2026 +1
The authorities would likely be in shock and quickly assess the situation for safety
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DavosLostFingers Mar 28, 2026 +1
"Welcome Space Travellers. I hope you remembered to bring a gift for the President, otherwise you will face tariffs"
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bheemkishakti22 Mar 28, 2026 +1
They would teach them the real meaning of freedom
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vivi6726 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Blast it
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Suspicious_Juice9511 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Probably much like last time...
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Key-Philosopher-8050 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Trump would send them away as his greatest ballroom building hasn't been finished yet!
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deargodineedabeer Mar 28, 2026 +1
Let’s be real, aliens roll up their windows and lock the doors when they pass earth
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Onagan98 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Blame Biden
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lofty99 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Fake news
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PrideofPicktown Mar 28, 2026 +1
Very stupidly!
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ParticularRich4848 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Trump would once again, shit his pants
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