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If animals could talk, which one would be the most insufferable a******?

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Jazzlike-Menu-3820 Mar 30, 2026 +17
definitely seagulls, they’d just be loud and obnoxious, stealing your fries while shouting about how they’re the king of the beach.
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MindYoSelfB Mar 30, 2026 +12
I think it would be chihuahuas. They’re so yappy.
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prajnadhyana Mar 30, 2026 +28
Humans
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HereForGoodReddit Mar 30, 2026 +5
Birds. All birds.
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GatorBoy669607 Mar 30, 2026 +4
Crows. They're always chirping at something.
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imma_tell_u_how_itis Mar 30, 2026 +3
I thought they could talk?
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Pulsatingbutthole69 Mar 30, 2026 +3
Crows are so smart, and they be on some mystical shit. They know things. Also it’d be cawing not chirping, you should read more about crows. They’re the smartest species of bird.
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Pinball-Lizard Mar 30, 2026 +3
How does one read a crow?
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Pulsatingbutthole69 Mar 30, 2026 +4
I edited my comment just for you🖤
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Pinball-Lizard Mar 30, 2026 +3
What a considerate pulsating butthole you turned out to be!
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madsci Mar 30, 2026 +3
>Also it’d be cawing not chirping According to Merriam-Webster: # Chirp intransitive informal **:** to make sharply critical, complaining, or taunting remarks So yeah, I'd totally believe that crows are talking shit about us.
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Pulsatingbutthole69 Mar 30, 2026 +3
They coo and whine too, little fuckers
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shiawase-89 Mar 30, 2026 +10
Canadian Geese, other wise known as the chicken cobra.
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LittleKitty235 Mar 30, 2026 +6
You Sir or Madam have not pissed off a Swan. It's a bigger more angry Canadian Geese. The honey badgers of the air, they do no give a f***
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Shipping_Architect Mar 30, 2026 +5
My personal nickname for them is "the only Canadians who do not apologize."
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boredcircuits Mar 30, 2026 +3
Canada geese are vessels for all Canadian unapologetic thoughts, exported South each winter.
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haysus25 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Hey hey hey back up! Back up! You're too close! Don't make me come over there! I'm crossing here! Mind your own beeswax!
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CoralDawns Mar 30, 2026 +9
Mosquitoes… definitely they got a lot of shi going on with them
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WinthropTwisp Mar 30, 2026 +9
It would still be the human. Hands down. Not even close. What sort of question is this?
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Crafty_Kissa Mar 30, 2026 +3
precisely
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New-Fan-4632 Mar 30, 2026 +3
I think it would depend on them as individuals rather than species membership.
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owixao Mar 30, 2026 +3
Cats, already have too much to talk about.
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Midnite-Skiez-2247 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Probably the honey badger lol
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Silent-Ad6648 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Chicken
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h00zbad Mar 30, 2026 +2
Blue Jays
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LittleKitty235 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Blue jays are just smaller less angry and intelligent versions of crows.
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Nivlac93 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Have you met their Californian cousin, the Scrub Jay? They're even more common where I grew up than blue jays are where I am now. They're just as smart but louder with more foul attitude toward other birds.
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h00zbad Mar 30, 2026 +1
I have a vendetta with blue jays specifically. It's a whole thing.
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Substantial_Sun_4265 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Squirrels. Don't let the bushy tail fool you
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Dextop111 Mar 30, 2026 +2
squirrels I swear to God😭🙏
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The_mingthing Mar 30, 2026 +2
The mockingbird...
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BlissfulIgnoWhat Mar 30, 2026 +3
Trump,.. no wait ... Stephen Miller! Ding ding ding ding! 🔔🔔🔔🔔
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ScoutSteveR Mar 30, 2026 +2
Cats
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sancheu77 Mar 30, 2026 +1
F*** a cat.
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Elegant-Opinion-9595 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Cats. They are royalty and damn well know it. And they'd make sure we all know it. 😂
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smitteh Mar 30, 2026 +1
Lindsay's ladybugs
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coin-flips Mar 30, 2026 +1
Parrots would be.....wait
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DenneKontoFindesIkke Mar 30, 2026 +1
Cats
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King0fthewasteland Mar 30, 2026 +1
cats. its always cats
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