Only because I saw it happen to a tall person recently, is it common for people to come up to you and ask your height and to take a photo with you? I want to say that person said they were 7'4"
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The7footrMar 28, 2026
+2
Very common. Not many pictures, but lots of dumb questions. I try to be as polite as I can
2
potatocrossMar 28, 2026
+1
As an introvert that would drive me crazy. Good on you. Im glad I am short and therefore only have to deal with short jokes.
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The7footrMar 28, 2026
+2
Yea I’m also introverted and very glad on the rare occasion I can leave my house and return to it without any idiot asking a dumb question. Yes I know I’m asking for it here with my username.
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potatocrossMar 28, 2026
+1
We are internet strangers here so it feels totally different. Maybe just get a shirt made with an FAQ on it:
7'1"
Yes my parents are tall
Yes the weather is nice up here
Yes I can reach the top shelf
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The7footrMar 28, 2026
+2
I had a business card that said as much, but the one time I handed it out I felt like an a******. So I threw the rest away.
My father in law actually made me a shirt like that- 2 actually- I never wore them a single time.
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RKelley5108Mar 28, 2026
+1
I'm nowhere near as tall, but I am 6'3" and I do get the occasional sarcastic joke. Being tall definitely helps if you're chopped like me though.
1
GmyWrmsMar 28, 2026
+8
You’re not going to understand his sense of humor
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elitestar3334Mar 28, 2026
+2
Relatable😂
2
SageWayrenMar 28, 2026
+7
Warning: Resting b**** face AND tone.\
Hell, she fell off the b**** tree and hit every branch on the way down, but she's actually kinda nice and cares a lot 🥺
7
MsXrayMar 28, 2026
+5
CAUTION
TOP-HEAVY
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elitestar3334Mar 28, 2026
+2
That’s a great warning to have!
2
TheNotoriousFAPMar 28, 2026
-5
Creepy.
-5
DepartmentOfJustAssMar 28, 2026
+4
Contains nuts
4
PangolinLittle236Mar 28, 2026
+4
WILL NOT TURN DOWN A GOOD TIME
4
Bulky-Inevitable1145Mar 28, 2026
+3
Don’t give alcohol
3
PheonixmoonfireMar 28, 2026
+3
perpetually ready to climb a clock tower since 2000.
Approach at your own risk.
3
elitestar3334Mar 28, 2026
+1
😂😂😂
1
SigaoMar 28, 2026
+3
Caution: Finite Patience
3
DeficitOfPatienceMar 28, 2026
+4
"Choking Hazard, Small Parts."
4
elitestar3334Mar 28, 2026
+1
😂😂😂
1
DarkWrldPatchesMar 28, 2026
+2
Caution. Caustic. Extremely volatile. Use care when handling.
2
tminus7700Mar 28, 2026
+2
CERTIFIED DANGEROUS PERSON
2
c0ltZMar 28, 2026
+2
Reminds me of that one kid from malcom in the middle in Dewies "remedial" class.
Each day he would have a different caution taped to his shirt.
One of them said "Will bite"
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elitestar3334Mar 28, 2026
+1
I f****** love that show. Rewatching it as we speak😂😂
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WorldBoomMar 28, 2026
+2
Spontaneously Combustible.
2
ferchristssakestopitMar 28, 2026
+2
See username.
2
MillionDollarHecklerMar 28, 2026
+2
Do not rattle The Bipolar Bears cage 😜
2
LieSufficient7109Mar 28, 2026
+2
Warning: do not feed liquor
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ChanocraftMar 28, 2026
+2
Contains gas
2
SnooPaintings4185Mar 28, 2026
+2
I apologize for being weird. It will happen again. Also, menopause.
2
samus_assMar 28, 2026
+2
Autistic and lonely: Will talk and annoy you.
2
Amazing-Routine-1237Mar 28, 2026
+2
I Dont Feed Delusions
2
fermat9990Mar 28, 2026
+1
Handle with care. Wash in warm water. Burp after eating
1
RapidMunch89Mar 28, 2026
+1
Baggage Included
1
Johnny_B_AssholeMar 28, 2026
+1
Johnny B A******
1
krisolovMar 28, 2026
+1
"Not Everyone's Cup of Tea"
1
Kind-Engineer-8685Mar 28, 2026
+1
Do not forget to medicate
1
Agreeable_Mango_1288Mar 28, 2026
+1
Warning - Does not play well with others.
1
comcammanMar 28, 2026
+1
“Will definitely take things too far”
1
VlRGIN_4everMar 28, 2026
+1
r/usernamechecksout
1
VioletCrystal12Mar 28, 2026
+1
Mentally unstable
1
Scarey_Delay8644Mar 28, 2026
+1
I may be slow.
(But I am ahead of you.)
1
Archon-TotenMar 28, 2026
+1
"Do not interact unless it interacts first"
1
wcpplayerMar 28, 2026
+1
Something off, proceed with caution.
1
SarcasticlySpeakingMar 28, 2026
+1
See username.
1
pleasantly-dumbMar 28, 2026
+1
Caution: known to be very offensive
1
Anonymous31198Mar 28, 2026
+1
Caffeine Dependent
1
aalbingerMar 28, 2026
+1
WARNING! I will solve your problem. You may not like the solution.
1
AeroBassMasterMar 28, 2026
+1
Do not touch
1
ThereminzMar 28, 2026
+1
technically we should all have a biohazard warning
1
LongCartographer6363Mar 28, 2026
+1
No apto para sensibles!
Literalmente, te va a decir las cosas en la cara, si dependes de el emocionalmente, te va a destruir con su sinceridad!
1
OrneryEgg3588Mar 28, 2026
+1
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
1
NaomeriMar 28, 2026
+1
Will break down at the slightest inconvenience (but very useful in a genuine crisis)
1
Spooge_BucketMar 28, 2026
+1
front entrance closed, enter through the rear
1
PseudobrilliantGuyMar 28, 2026
+1
If it's the same as one of my mugs: "Irish Temper and German Stubbornness".
1
RacingLucasMar 28, 2026
+1
Workaholic
1
ApprehensivePanic757Mar 28, 2026
+1
Caution: contains sarcasm and acidic words. May say things that are misconstrued.
1
Artistic_Airline6367Mar 28, 2026
+1
Traumatised
1
the666nerdMar 28, 2026
+1
“Dirty mind & No filter conversation discretion is advised”
1
flowrider1969Mar 28, 2026
+1
Caution toxic gas
1
CrystaltheCharmedOneMar 28, 2026
+1
I'm a menace approach with caution.
1
I-need-ur-dick-picsMar 28, 2026
+1
Keep away from children
1
TheNotoriousFAPMar 28, 2026
+4
Because of your charges?
4
TheNotoriousFAPMar 28, 2026
+1
"Actually Crazy". My friends agree I at very least have psychopathic tendencies. I have only two friends, don't feel loneliness, and believe most of the time murder is probably justified, especially when someone kills a spouse.
1
Individual_Soft_9008Mar 28, 2026
Approach with caffeine; may cause excessive sarcasm.
0
SPRKLbeachMar 28, 2026
"I mean what I say"
I think a lot of times people do not think I mean the things I say or that there's a lot of room for interpretation - there is not. If I say I have a boundary and will leave if it's not respected, trust that I'll be leaving if it's not respected. I feel like multiple people in my life have been surprised and affronted by someone sticking to what they said. And it's like. I literally f****** told you straight up ahead of time. Why are you shocked.
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