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Announcements Mar 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM

If everyone had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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dinkitnsinkit Mar 28, 2026 +25
“Will disappoint”
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026
😂😂😂
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The7footr Mar 28, 2026 +19
#Caution: wall coming through *I’m 7’1” 380lbs*
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026 +4
Mountain*
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potatocross Mar 28, 2026 +3
Only because I saw it happen to a tall person recently, is it common for people to come up to you and ask your height and to take a photo with you? I want to say that person said they were 7'4"
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The7footr Mar 28, 2026 +2
Very common. Not many pictures, but lots of dumb questions. I try to be as polite as I can
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potatocross Mar 28, 2026 +1
As an introvert that would drive me crazy. Good on you. Im glad I am short and therefore only have to deal with short jokes.
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The7footr Mar 28, 2026 +2
Yea I’m also introverted and very glad on the rare occasion I can leave my house and return to it without any idiot asking a dumb question. Yes I know I’m asking for it here with my username.
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potatocross Mar 28, 2026 +1
We are internet strangers here so it feels totally different. Maybe just get a shirt made with an FAQ on it: 7'1" Yes my parents are tall Yes the weather is nice up here Yes I can reach the top shelf
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The7footr Mar 28, 2026 +2
I had a business card that said as much, but the one time I handed it out I felt like an a******. So I threw the rest away. My father in law actually made me a shirt like that- 2 actually- I never wore them a single time.
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RKelley5108 Mar 28, 2026 +1
I'm nowhere near as tall, but I am 6'3" and I do get the occasional sarcastic joke. Being tall definitely helps if you're chopped like me though.
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GmyWrms Mar 28, 2026 +8
You’re not going to understand his sense of humor
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Relatable😂
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SageWayren Mar 28, 2026 +7
Warning: Resting b**** face AND tone.\ Hell, she fell off the b**** tree and hit every branch on the way down, but she's actually kinda nice and cares a lot 🥺
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MsXray Mar 28, 2026 +5
CAUTION TOP-HEAVY
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026 +2
That’s a great warning to have!
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TheNotoriousFAP Mar 28, 2026 -5
Creepy.
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DepartmentOfJustAss Mar 28, 2026 +4
Contains nuts
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PangolinLittle236 Mar 28, 2026 +4
WILL NOT TURN DOWN A GOOD TIME
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Bulky-Inevitable1145 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Don’t give alcohol
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Pheonixmoonfire Mar 28, 2026 +3
perpetually ready to climb a clock tower since 2000. Approach at your own risk.
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026 +1
😂😂😂
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Sigao Mar 28, 2026 +3
Caution: Finite Patience
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DeficitOfPatience Mar 28, 2026 +4
"Choking Hazard, Small Parts."
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026 +1
😂😂😂
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DarkWrldPatches Mar 28, 2026 +2
Caution. Caustic. Extremely volatile. Use care when handling.
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tminus7700 Mar 28, 2026 +2
CERTIFIED DANGEROUS PERSON
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c0ltZ Mar 28, 2026 +2
Reminds me of that one kid from malcom in the middle in Dewies "remedial" class. Each day he would have a different caution taped to his shirt. One of them said "Will bite"
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elitestar3334 Mar 28, 2026 +1
I f****** love that show. Rewatching it as we speak😂😂
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WorldBoom Mar 28, 2026 +2
Spontaneously Combustible.
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ferchristssakestopit Mar 28, 2026 +2
See username.
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MillionDollarHeckler Mar 28, 2026 +2
Do not rattle The Bipolar Bears cage 😜
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LieSufficient7109 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Warning: do not feed liquor
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Chanocraft Mar 28, 2026 +2
Contains gas
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SnooPaintings4185 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I apologize for being weird. It will happen again. Also, menopause.
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samus_ass Mar 28, 2026 +2
Autistic and lonely: Will talk and annoy you.
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Amazing-Routine-1237 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I Dont Feed Delusions
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fermat9990 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Handle with care. Wash in warm water. Burp after eating
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RapidMunch89 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Baggage Included
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Johnny_B_Asshole Mar 28, 2026 +1
Johnny B A******
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krisolov Mar 28, 2026 +1
"Not Everyone's Cup of Tea"
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Kind-Engineer-8685 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Do not forget to medicate
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Agreeable_Mango_1288 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning - Does not play well with others.
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comcamman Mar 28, 2026 +1
“Will definitely take things too far”
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VlRGIN_4ever Mar 28, 2026 +1
r/usernamechecksout 
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VioletCrystal12 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Mentally unstable
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Scarey_Delay8644 Mar 28, 2026 +1
I may be slow. (But I am ahead of you.)
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Archon-Toten Mar 28, 2026 +1
"Do not interact unless it interacts first"
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wcpplayer Mar 28, 2026 +1
Something off, proceed with caution.
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SarcasticlySpeaking Mar 28, 2026 +1
See username.
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pleasantly-dumb Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caution: known to be very offensive
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Anonymous31198 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caffeine Dependent
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aalbinger Mar 28, 2026 +1
WARNING! I will solve your problem. You may not like the solution.
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AeroBassMaster Mar 28, 2026 +1
Do not touch
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Thereminz Mar 28, 2026 +1
technically we should all have a biohazard warning
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LongCartographer6363 Mar 28, 2026 +1
No apto para sensibles! Literalmente, te va a decir las cosas en la cara, si dependes de el emocionalmente, te va a destruir con su sinceridad!
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OrneryEgg3588 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge I'm trying not to lose my head
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Naomeri Mar 28, 2026 +1
Will break down at the slightest inconvenience (but very useful in a genuine crisis)
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Spooge_Bucket Mar 28, 2026 +1
front entrance closed, enter through the rear
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PseudobrilliantGuy Mar 28, 2026 +1
If it's the same as one of my mugs: "Irish Temper and German Stubbornness".
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RacingLucas Mar 28, 2026 +1
Workaholic
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ApprehensivePanic757 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caution: contains sarcasm and acidic words. May say things that are misconstrued.
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Artistic_Airline6367 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Traumatised
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the666nerd Mar 28, 2026 +1
“Dirty mind & No filter conversation discretion is advised”
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flowrider1969 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caution toxic gas
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CrystaltheCharmedOne Mar 28, 2026 +1
I'm a menace approach with caution.
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I-need-ur-dick-pics Mar 28, 2026 +1
Keep away from children
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TheNotoriousFAP Mar 28, 2026 +4
Because of your charges?
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TheNotoriousFAP Mar 28, 2026 +1
"Actually Crazy". My friends agree I at very least have psychopathic tendencies. I have only two friends, don't feel loneliness, and believe most of the time murder is probably justified, especially when someone kills a spouse.
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Individual_Soft_9008 Mar 28, 2026
Approach with caffeine; may cause excessive sarcasm.
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SPRKLbeach Mar 28, 2026
"I mean what I say" I think a lot of times people do not think I mean the things I say or that there's a lot of room for interpretation - there is not. If I say I have a boundary and will leave if it's not respected, trust that I'll be leaving if it's not respected. I feel like multiple people in my life have been surprised and affronted by someone sticking to what they said. And it's like. I literally f****** told you straight up ahead of time. Why are you shocked.
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