Invest every dollar you can spare in GameStop stock, then cash out on Jan. 27, 2021
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AmericanDaniApr 1, 2026
+9
This
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javis_dasonApr 1, 2026
+5
Hodl
5
moseley101Apr 1, 2026
+3
To the mooooooooon baby!
3
Firebolt164Apr 1, 2026
+3
Gah missed it. GME to the Mooooooooon!
3
smp501Apr 1, 2026
+1
And after that buy all the bitcoin you can and dump at $124,000
1
MrHappy4LifeApr 1, 2026
+2
Or “Buy Bitcoin”
2
NissirApr 1, 2026
+2
Probably your best bet, you could hit about 80 to 1 ratio. Nvidia looks about 10 to 1.
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bobsaget824Apr 1, 2026
+2
As my future self finished the message “trust me bro” I’d probably just assume my future self is mentally unwell and still not pull the trigger.
2
Cheese0089Apr 1, 2026
Nvidia might be a better option (I didn't do the math)
0
browsingpokemonApr 1, 2026
+23
Just end the relationship it's not worth the hassle
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Poseidons-Trident_Apr 1, 2026
+1
same
1
PockysocksApr 1, 2026
+12
Buy the house, don't wait until Covid is over.
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procheeseburgerApr 1, 2026
+10
She's cheating, buy bitcoin.
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Neat-Client-5051Apr 1, 2026
+9
The girl that you’ve been talking to for the last two months.. She actually loves you, You f****** moron.
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HeWasaLonelyGhostApr 1, 2026
+8
"Buy Nvidia. Buy big pharma. Buy real estate--you won't regret it."
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Reasonable-Cheek-981Apr 1, 2026
+4
I wish I could buy big pharma. I already feel like a silent investor at this point
4
LouTheOMApr 1, 2026
+7
watch Dad closely, he's up to no good
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Brilliant-Mark2420Apr 1, 2026
+3
Hope you're ok
3
Biscuit-MangoApr 1, 2026
+6
I’m proud of you already, you will get through this storm, and when you do start to figure yourself out, it’s ok. I love you.
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Mycroft90Apr 1, 2026
+1
That would cause me great panic! Lol
1
Biscuit-MangoApr 1, 2026
+1
Fair enough, for me I would need to hear that I think, before what was going to and still is happening many years later.
1
Thirsty4PeaceApr 1, 2026
+7
I will always remember this day. Just left a motion city soundtrack concert after midnight. My buddy whips out a joint and says happy legalization. All I thought was how everything was headed towards better times. Dear God how wrong I was.
7
snoshiApr 1, 2026
+4
get an MRI - the smal tumour they’re gonna find will eventuallly become the size of a football willl be cancerous in 2025… you’ll be told you’re gonna die after they take it out.
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lionsmakemecryApr 1, 2026
+1
That was a Rollercoaster. You all good?
1
snoshiApr 1, 2026
+1
no i’m gonnna die. tumour was 100% removed but i have terminal brain cancer
1
Wraith136Apr 1, 2026
+3
Purchase a ton of games and hobby type things to do at home....also, don't believe everything you see on TV for a couple years
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Monkey_BluntApr 1, 2026
+3
On Nov 5, 2022 buy a Powerball ticket with the numbers 28-45-53-56-69-20
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thebarefootgroomerApr 1, 2026
+5
Don't go to work on jan 7. Explain your allergies in depth to the boss. Tell her than balloons in the building could kill you even if you don't touch them.
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Distinct-Metal-1454Apr 1, 2026
+2
Hold that stock til 2026
2
Mychelle125Apr 1, 2026
+2
Stop smoking, eat healthy, exercise, be happy
2
DonovanMcLoughlinApr 1, 2026
+2
Buy $5000 Shiba Inu Coin now and sell when Elon Musk is on SNL.
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silentoptionsApr 1, 2026
+1
Short some stocks
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yeahwellokayApr 1, 2026
+1
Buy Apple stock
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domtheprophetApr 1, 2026
+1
Good luck
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Mysterious-Comb-6997Apr 1, 2026
+1
Compra dolares
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Ancient-Sir-3247Apr 1, 2026
+1
keep your head up and invest in some tech stocks, it's gonna get wild. oh, and stay away from crowded places.
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Optimal-Lion4603Apr 1, 2026
+1
You'll end up like me if you continue talking to him. Don't. 2023-2024 (4 months). Thursday 7th March 2024. Save yourself.
1
DyanthisApr 1, 2026
+1
Save every penny, but fix the floors during COVID. Leave job sooner. It gets harder but has been worth it.
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ProbablyASockPuppetApr 1, 2026
+1
You're going to have another kid and she's going to tell you she's been insult since before the first was born. Also, invest in Nvidia
1
Pocketz7Apr 1, 2026
+1
Buy bitcoin, short oil at the start of Covid, buy GameStop and sell when it hits $300 a share. It will hit it.
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easleyseApr 1, 2026
+1
get bitcoin and invest in zoom right now!! also maybe buy a ton of toilet paper and hand sanitizer lol.
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streetglide34Apr 1, 2026
+1
You're going to have emergency heart surgery in 6 days, your mom is going to die, and oh, there's a new virus already here in the states and it will kill a million people world wide in the next few months.
1
Delicious-Status9043Apr 1, 2026
+1
Sell entire portfolio, buy back may 11, all in Goog Voo, SB LIV mahomes 1yard td run first score, kc by 11, silver gold
1
luckyforyou123Apr 1, 2026
+1
Have my wife proactively screened for cancer starting January 2022 and not accept various doctors telling her she is ok as they did for most of 2023. She passed away in 2024.
1
Prof_Scott_SteinerApr 1, 2026
+3
Mine didn't die after we could get married, but I feel your pain, brother.
However you have coped, I see you and I am proud of you.
DMs are open if you ever need a brotalk.
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StarrGazzer14Apr 1, 2026
+1
Let him go.
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RichieNRichApr 1, 2026
+1
"On your left".
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DreamingHopingWishinApr 1, 2026
+1
All your greatest dreams are about to come true!! Just hold on a little longer. Eternal happiness is a little over a year away. Keep doing what you're doing
1
Prof_Scott_SteinerApr 1, 2026
+1
Scotty, that little voice in your head that you shout down about Rachel not actually loving you needs to be listened to
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Roland_MoorweedApr 1, 2026
+1
"When she comes back from Vietnam, do not answer her text messages!"
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dannybearlovesyouApr 1, 2026
+1
Don't let Bailey move in with you, she'll give you the virus and subsequently ruin the rest of your college experience. Also drop the feelings for Sage, they're going to break your heart into a million and one pieces here in a few weeks.
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IGotFancyPantsApr 1, 2026
+1
Buy toilet paper immediately
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JayR17Apr 1, 2026
+1
Move your 401k out of stocks March 1st, invest in Gamestop until January 27 2021 then buy Nvidia. Sell your house.
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Nice_CategoryApr 1, 2026
+1
"Sell at $67,000, buy at $16,000. Then sell at $126,000, buy at $65,000."
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stormmagedondameApr 1, 2026
+1
That flu that you have that gave you pneumonia and a fever over 103 is not the flu and it will be months before you can breath freely again.
1
Puckhead1973Apr 1, 2026
+1
Use the cash you’re about to earn to do nothing but pay off debt. Also, stop drinking if you ever want to see your d*** again.
1
sburgess08Apr 1, 2026
+1
Those guys you think have your back? They Don't.
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stoic-devotionApr 1, 2026
+1
BUCKLE UP GIRL SHITS ABT TO GET REAL WEIRD
1
whineybubblesApr 1, 2026
+1
It's gonna get rough but don't give up
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ClassicOrdinary8175Apr 1, 2026
+1
L****** winning numbers with the date to play.
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otgixxerApr 1, 2026
+1
I would let myself know work is about to get crazy busy.
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GoliathBoneSnakeApr 1, 2026
+1
Don't go to Illinois. It'll work out. It'll be the hardest thing you've ever done, but it'll work out.
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spitelApr 1, 2026
+1
‘Don’t freak out, I’m you, but future you. You’re not on anything right now..listen, you’ll be set for life if you do exactly what I’m about to tell you. Buy—-‘
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feder_onlineApr 1, 2026
+1
Do not let her change meds and go off chemo in 2022.
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corkscrewforkApr 1, 2026
+1
Insist on Mom getting her will made and everything in a place you can find, make sure she has everything in order including life insurance. Don't f****** wait on this. And don't trust your unemployed roommate, she's going to really hurt you.
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LuckyzzzzApr 1, 2026
+1
Marry the man you’re currently dating. He’s the right one.
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L3osznApr 1, 2026
+1
Did you not end up marrying that man ?
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LuckyzzzzApr 1, 2026
+1
No…. I left him, bc I didn’t appreciate him. Spent the last 5 years missing him and comparing every other man to him. Called him in December to see if he still cared….. and yes, he cared. But he had just gotten married (settled) and his wife was pregnant. He cried and told me he thought of me on his wedding day, which I totally believe. He treated me like an angel, and I was looking for the wrong thing. And now we both regret our choices.
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L3osznApr 1, 2026
+1
Who knows maybe life will find a way for you two to get back one day. Life is weird like that
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LuckyzzzzApr 1, 2026
+1
Yea, I straight told him to call me if he decides to leave. At this point I’m only dating providers…. I’ve given up on love. But he was both….. he was everything. And if he decides he’s done I’ll run back and treat his child like a princess and be kind as hell to his ex. I don’t wanna break up a family, but if that family doesn’t work for reasons outside of me, then he’s the only man I’d ever care to love again.
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KEC112992Apr 1, 2026
+1
You know how you were just unemployed for 2 months and were hoping this crappy part time job would go full time? You're about to be unemployed for another 10 months starting in March. You'll see why. The unemployment benefits are sweet though.
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Quartz87Apr 1, 2026
+1
Lock down your bank accounts and don't spend a dime of it (except food/rent) until 2022.
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awakamiApr 1, 2026
+1
Don’t buy roller skates.
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Due-Season6425Apr 1, 2026
+1
Message to self - A pandemic is about to explode. The good news is that all your family and friends will survive this virus.
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Doesntmatter1237Apr 1, 2026
+1
Don't date that girl, just don't
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Poison_the_PhilApr 1, 2026
+1
Call your mother.
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RhineStonedCowgirlApr 1, 2026
+1
Forget about renewing your driver's license in person. You're about to get really sick and stay away from everyone.
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papasoullessApr 1, 2026
+1
Stay.
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chilariApr 1, 2026
+1
Lotto Saturday: 3, 13, 14, 34, 50, 51.
The prize for that Saturday draw was £3.8million. For £2 a ticket, that's a return on investment nobody's gonna see with stock or crypto. Husband and I would be able to live in a nice big house with a nice big garden, not spend 3 more years in a tiny flat and then 3 years in the marginally larger very badly DIY'd semi-detached rental we're in now.
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Potential-Brief-8167Apr 1, 2026
+1
One thing to remember is that at this time, most of us didn't know about COVID yet.
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Byrdman216Apr 1, 2026
+1
Get Kyle to get you hired on sooner rather than later. You'll want a work from home job before March.
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repalecApr 1, 2026
+1
'It sucks, it's gonna get better, buy stocks, work on the game' or at least as much of that as I can fit into ten seconds.
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Literary_LadyApr 1, 2026
+1
Hug granddad the last time you see him. Don’t stop him because it was against the rules.
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SetObvious7411Apr 1, 2026
+1
"Buy loads of mouth masks and sterilising gel. You'll soon understand why. Sell that shit and invest in AI."
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Suitable_Vehicle9960Apr 1, 2026
+1
Don't water your breathe on convincing people to not get the vaccine. They aren't worthy of your time and effort. No one is trustworthy. Go offline and get into nature.
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TechnicalMission2668Apr 1, 2026
+1
Hold on tight, itll be rough but itll be more than fine
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bumpercarbustierApr 1, 2026
+1
"Your gut is right - Brian is a creep. Cut contact sooner rather than later, and don't put the weight back on. You're safe without it."
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