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Announcements Mar 25, 2026 at 1:45 PM

In Markwayne Mullin, Pete Hegseth has a competitor in bravado, masochism, and queer hate

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https://www.advocate.com/opinion/markwayne-mullin-pete-hegseth-competition
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Basicly-Inevitable Mar 25, 2026 +16
They should kiss, then. To show how manly they are. Maybe work out with RFK Jr. and Kid Rock. Naked sauna time!
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hcwhitewolf Mar 25, 2026 +4
I'm pretty sure all of them would privately love that but publicly abhor it.
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Wepwawet_the_Opener Mar 25, 2026 +2
It really is a race to the bottom. Mmm, bottom!
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OldJonThePooSmuggler Mar 25, 2026 +5
A man so greedy he has two first names
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[deleted] Mar 25, 2026 +2
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GrantRunyon Mar 25, 2026 +3
She didn't want to ask either of her brothers to take a paternity test
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Sea-Seesaw-8699 Mar 26, 2026 +1
He’s named after both his daddy’s
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ProfessionalRemove33 Mar 25, 2026 +4
And they're both closet homosexuals. They should just kiss and grind and get their self-hate out. Maybe Mike Johnson can give them tips for tapping tips. Quit hurting people and just get your freak on, ya repressed sickos.
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PhotonArmy Mar 25, 2026 +3
The closet is pretty dark back there.
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Andovars_Ghost Mar 25, 2026 +2
Put them all in a cage match and whomever wins gets to be Mango Musolini’s best friend, whatever that is worth.
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full-of-suggestions Mar 25, 2026 +2
Every Göring needs a Goebbels.
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No-Philosopher3248 Mar 25, 2026 +2
You forgot “incompetence”, “over-compensation”, and having a small d***.
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Bishopjones2112 Mar 25, 2026 +1
Hand jobs over proper jobs. These two will be jerking each other off talking about how manly they are and how awesome they are doing.
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MadAstrid Mar 25, 2026 +1
Cool. Let them live in a cheesy mansion with a pool together and work it out on reality tv. I would prefer a government full of capable, intelligent adults.
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GlobalistCabal Mar 25, 2026 +1
Bigots of a bigoted feather.
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biscuitarse Mar 25, 2026 +1
This would be a good start if they were forming a Village People cover band. Markwayne would definitely be the biker. Can't decide if Kegseth would be the cop or the construction worker, though.
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HowardBunnyColvin Mar 25, 2026 +1
I was surprised a democrat voted for his approval and said he was bipartisan and made efforts to reach across the aisle. "I consider him a good friend." Sure.
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Comprehensive-Mix510 Mar 25, 2026 +1
Yes, let's put a guy with only an associate degree level of education who ran his dad's plumbing business in charge of one the largest government agencies. What could go wrong.
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CGI_OCD Mar 25, 2026 +1
And he is bragging about abusing his kids and how they love him for it... WTAF???? I'm gonna be sick tbh. Bottomless rotten. Hard to put in words how disgusting this guy is.
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Ant_Eye_Art Mar 25, 2026 +1
You know that Markwayne and Pete are into frottage with each other.
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Procedure_Best Mar 25, 2026 +1
Burt and Ernie ?
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Outside-Affect-4722 Mar 25, 2026 +1
Just add MWM to this Abomination Administration shit pile where he belongs...
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diefreetimedie Mar 26, 2026 +1
They also compete for their stolen valor rhetoric, silver spoon disorder and micropeen energy.
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