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General Mar 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM

Independence PD: Barbies sold at local department store potentially contaminated with fentanyl.

Posted by NotAPickle


https://www.kshb.com/news/crime/independence-police-warn-of-dolls-sold-at-cargo-largo-potentially-contaminated-with-fentanyl?fbclid=IwY2xjawQsN51leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETE2TDBvblZDcU5lZ1FTR05tc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHlHbfUhcZAT4G7jyLvqRYQfydnG_hcjmo4ZI3ku42Qy3EP2L089G7fqfLHBD_aem_2TeMdgej4mZEHanExxa3kg

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ilevelconcrete Mar 22, 2026 +383
I genuinely don’t believe them.
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GetsBetterAfterAFew Mar 22, 2026 +54
[Great flip from Hasan](https://youtu.be/ZLYrP_AtO9U?si=lYvAZ-Bkhhnl1gnD) So the story says "for pictures of the Barbie Dolls click link to FB story..." i clicked it and zero pictures were to be found.
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Chemical_Egg_2761 Mar 22, 2026 +5
Cop probably saw a naked Ken doll and had to be rushed to the hospital after suffering a panic attack.
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ceojp Mar 22, 2026 +48
I don't know why the title says they were sold at a "department store". For some context, Cargo Largo is basically a surplus dealer. They buy and resell surplus goods and recovered freight. So these barbies are not fresh from the manufacturer.
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Rough_Idle Mar 22, 2026 +4
Thanks, I.was wondering
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blowingupthespot Mar 23, 2026 +2
Please someone, make this the top comment. Cargo Largo isn’t a normal retailer, and it better not shut down because of this!
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ZonaDesertRat Mar 22, 2026 +190
Come on Barbie, let's go party! 🎶🎶🎶
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PersonalityAlive6475 Mar 22, 2026 +26
Ah, ah, ah, yeah….
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Armthedillos5 Mar 22, 2026 +7
I snorkled so hard, and am now pulling up Spotify.
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CautiousArachnidz Mar 22, 2026 +140
THC gummies in your kids Halloween candy and fent in their Barbies. They gonna start putting LSD in Pokémon packs next??
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angry-democrat Mar 22, 2026 +49
I'd line up for the pre-sale of those. Indeed.
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RoomConfident7876 Mar 23, 2026 +3
Gastly used lick!
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CatPhDs Mar 23, 2026 +1
It's super warblewarbleglup!
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Low_Pickle_112 Mar 22, 2026 +8
That would make the scalper videos more interesting.
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Stonerish Mar 22, 2026 +5
I swear I’ve seen some sheets that had Pokemon themes…seen too many to actually recall though lol
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odaeyss Mar 22, 2026 +24
Pokemon came out in 1996, 27 years after Woodstock. 1996 was 30 years ago. Eat more fiber we're f****** old now
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One1two2s Mar 22, 2026 +12
Why you gotta do me like that dog. Woodstock was some ancient history hippy stuff from a time long ago. Pokémon just started on tv a few years ago right?
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adx931 Mar 22, 2026 +7
I'm not old. I mean, I've been retired half a decade, but I'm not old.
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wyvernx02 Mar 22, 2026 +5
Had lentil soup for dinner. Gotta get that fiber.
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Nolsoth Mar 22, 2026 +3
I've seen Pikachu ones back in the late 90s.
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Armthedillos5 Mar 22, 2026 +5
Soo... About that....
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Nolsoth Mar 22, 2026
Hell yeah! I'll buy them.
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Dragon_-slayer69 Mar 22, 2026 +139
They have a Barbie for every lifestyle these days
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TheAskewOne Mar 22, 2026 +19
Yeah sure traffickers love distributing drugs for free to unsuspecting people.
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shoulda-known-better Mar 22, 2026 +41
I don't even believe this.... Like not at all..... If it did there would have been more coverage
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Ill_probablybebanned Mar 22, 2026 +51
Razor blades in the Halloween candy type of nonsense
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ice-eight Mar 22, 2026 +45
If you’re under 60 lbs, playing with those Barbies is the equivalent of smoking 5 macanudo cigars a day
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blckout_junkie Mar 22, 2026 +11
Mom mom! Look! Im finally 60 lbs!
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jazzhandler Mar 22, 2026 +19
How many of those Barbies should I be smoking a day?
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JustADutchRudder Mar 22, 2026 +10
If you're an adult over 200lbs 3 on a calm day 4-5 with stress.
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1egg_4u Mar 22, 2026 +15
Dont worry though they dont have any farts in their heads anymore, they fired the guy who was farting in all their heads at the factory
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Belligerent-J Mar 22, 2026 +4
You guys better not be putting rocks in your pockets over here
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tensor-ricci Mar 22, 2026 +18
Cartel must have swapped shipping containers by accident...
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jackcatalyst Mar 22, 2026 +17
If you're just gonna give your drugs away give them to people who will appreciate them and not children.
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yblame Mar 22, 2026 +15
She comes folded over next to a shopping cart of garbage. Narcan accessories cost extra
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EnidFromOuterSpace Mar 22, 2026 +3
narcan comes free with needle exchange Barbie tho
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Sumgyrl13 Mar 22, 2026 +25
If you’ve been in Independence, MO this is very on brand. 🤷‍♀️
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Ieatclowns Mar 22, 2026 +8
The drugs were taped inside the packages. But why? Who would do that?
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wyvernx02 Mar 22, 2026 +5
Smugglers looking for ways to get drugs into the country. Hiding drugs in toys hoping they won't get inspected at the border isn't new.
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Ieatclowns Mar 22, 2026 +11
So whoever was meant to intercept failed? It’s a stretch really as they’d no way to know where each batch was heading.
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SightlessBastard Mar 22, 2026 +3
Finally! Drug addict Barbie!
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Future-Is-Now-69 Mar 26, 2026 +1
The fame got to her.
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edingerc Mar 22, 2026 +2
Turns out Barbie has hobbies. 
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tylenolchild Mar 22, 2026 +1
Those borders are safe. The safest they ever been.
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in1gom0ntoya Mar 22, 2026 +1
so they were selling drugs....
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jjskellie Mar 22, 2026 +1
Damn barbie and her addictions.
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shf500 Mar 22, 2026 -2
Some parents who refuse to give their children Barbies are relieved: "Oh thank god I have a reason to deny my daughter a Barbie doll that she wanted."
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furrysalesman69 Mar 22, 2026 -10
That’s some Epstein-trump ahh thing. Remember when Epstein used his jesus thing? The call is coming from inside the house.
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QueefSeekingMissile Mar 22, 2026 +19
Remember when Trump canceled an Obama era DEA investigation into Epstein drug traffiking?
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furrysalesman69 Mar 22, 2026 +2
Bingo! Trump’s many distractions can be thwarted by simply remembering. No wonder he hates page saving archive websites. Hell, he went after the government archives, as well as the voting ones!
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cinnaminimoon Mar 22, 2026 +11
this is completely incoherent
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furrysalesman69 Mar 22, 2026 -4
Explain how.
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