[Great flip from Hasan](https://youtu.be/ZLYrP_AtO9U?si=lYvAZ-Bkhhnl1gnD)
So the story says "for pictures of the Barbie Dolls click link to FB story..." i clicked it and zero pictures were to be found.
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Chemical_Egg_2761Mar 22, 2026
+5
Cop probably saw a naked Ken doll and had to be rushed to the hospital after suffering a panic attack.
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ceojpMar 22, 2026
+48
I don't know why the title says they were sold at a "department store".
For some context, Cargo Largo is basically a surplus dealer. They buy and resell surplus goods and recovered freight.
So these barbies are not fresh from the manufacturer.
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Rough_IdleMar 22, 2026
+4
Thanks, I.was wondering
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blowingupthespotMar 23, 2026
+2
Please someone, make this the top comment. Cargo Largo isn’t a normal retailer, and it better not shut down because of this!
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ZonaDesertRatMar 22, 2026
+190
Come on Barbie, let's go party! 🎶🎶🎶
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PersonalityAlive6475Mar 22, 2026
+26
Ah, ah, ah, yeah….
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Armthedillos5Mar 22, 2026
+7
I snorkled so hard, and am now pulling up Spotify.
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CautiousArachnidzMar 22, 2026
+140
THC gummies in your kids Halloween candy and fent in their Barbies.
They gonna start putting LSD in Pokémon packs next??
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angry-democratMar 22, 2026
+49
I'd line up for the pre-sale of those. Indeed.
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RoomConfident7876Mar 23, 2026
+3
Gastly used lick!
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CatPhDsMar 23, 2026
+1
It's super warblewarbleglup!
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Low_Pickle_112Mar 22, 2026
+8
That would make the scalper videos more interesting.
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StonerishMar 22, 2026
+5
I swear I’ve seen some sheets that had Pokemon themes…seen too many to actually recall though lol
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odaeyssMar 22, 2026
+24
Pokemon came out in 1996, 27 years after Woodstock. 1996 was 30 years ago. Eat more fiber we're f****** old now
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One1two2sMar 22, 2026
+12
Why you gotta do me like that dog. Woodstock was some ancient history hippy stuff from a time long ago. Pokémon just started on tv a few years ago right?
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adx931Mar 22, 2026
+7
I'm not old. I mean, I've been retired half a decade, but I'm not old.
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wyvernx02Mar 22, 2026
+5
Had lentil soup for dinner. Gotta get that fiber.
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NolsothMar 22, 2026
+3
I've seen Pikachu ones back in the late 90s.
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Armthedillos5Mar 22, 2026
+5
Soo... About that....
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NolsothMar 22, 2026
Hell yeah! I'll buy them.
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Dragon_-slayer69Mar 22, 2026
+139
They have a Barbie for every lifestyle these days
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TheAskewOneMar 22, 2026
+19
Yeah sure traffickers love distributing drugs for free to unsuspecting people.
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shoulda-known-betterMar 22, 2026
+41
I don't even believe this.... Like not at all.....
If it did there would have been more coverage
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Ill_probablybebannedMar 22, 2026
+51
Razor blades in the Halloween candy type of nonsense
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ice-eightMar 22, 2026
+45
If you’re under 60 lbs, playing with those Barbies is the equivalent of smoking 5 macanudo cigars a day
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blckout_junkieMar 22, 2026
+11
Mom mom! Look! Im finally 60 lbs!
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jazzhandlerMar 22, 2026
+19
How many of those Barbies should I be smoking a day?
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JustADutchRudderMar 22, 2026
+10
If you're an adult over 200lbs 3 on a calm day 4-5 with stress.
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1egg_4uMar 22, 2026
+15
Dont worry though they dont have any farts in their heads anymore, they fired the guy who was farting in all their heads at the factory
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Belligerent-JMar 22, 2026
+4
You guys better not be putting rocks in your pockets over here
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tensor-ricciMar 22, 2026
+18
Cartel must have swapped shipping containers by accident...
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jackcatalystMar 22, 2026
+17
If you're just gonna give your drugs away give them to people who will appreciate them and not children.
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yblameMar 22, 2026
+15
She comes folded over next to a shopping cart of garbage. Narcan accessories cost extra
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EnidFromOuterSpaceMar 22, 2026
+3
narcan comes free with needle exchange Barbie tho
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Sumgyrl13Mar 22, 2026
+25
If you’ve been in Independence, MO this is very on brand. 🤷♀️
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IeatclownsMar 22, 2026
+8
The drugs were taped inside the packages. But why? Who would do that?
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wyvernx02Mar 22, 2026
+5
Smugglers looking for ways to get drugs into the country. Hiding drugs in toys hoping they won't get inspected at the border isn't new.
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IeatclownsMar 22, 2026
+11
So whoever was meant to intercept failed? It’s a stretch really as they’d no way to know where each batch was heading.
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SightlessBastardMar 22, 2026
+3
Finally! Drug addict Barbie!
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Future-Is-Now-69Mar 26, 2026
+1
The fame got to her.
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edingercMar 22, 2026
+2
Turns out Barbie has hobbies.
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tylenolchildMar 22, 2026
+1
Those borders are safe. The safest they ever been.
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in1gom0ntoyaMar 22, 2026
+1
so they were selling drugs....
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jjskellieMar 22, 2026
+1
Damn barbie and her addictions.
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shf500Mar 22, 2026
-2
Some parents who refuse to give their children Barbies are relieved: "Oh thank god I have a reason to deny my daughter a Barbie doll that she wanted."
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furrysalesman69Mar 22, 2026
-10
That’s some Epstein-trump ahh thing. Remember when Epstein used his jesus thing?
The call is coming from inside the house.
-10
QueefSeekingMissileMar 22, 2026
+19
Remember when Trump canceled an Obama era DEA investigation into Epstein drug traffiking?
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furrysalesman69Mar 22, 2026
+2
Bingo! Trump’s many distractions can be thwarted by simply remembering. No wonder he hates page saving archive websites. Hell, he went after the government archives, as well as the voting ones!
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