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FenixOfNafo Apr 7, 2026 +164

Dungeon and Dragons trap vibes

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vessel_for_the_soul Apr 7, 2026 +12

I thinking all those animal keeper jobs.

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CrisisActor911 Apr 7, 2026 +6

Dale Gribble releasing an increasingly wacky series of animals into the MegaloMart to catch a mouse vibes

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Predator_ Apr 9, 2026 +1

🤦‍♂️ This is exhibiting the "brain power" of Trump's ideas... Oh wait, this was exactly one of Trump's ideas for his border wall: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-moat-alligators-snakes-border-spikes-shooting-migrants-151813914.html

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otherwise_data Apr 7, 2026 +99

how are you going to keep the snakes and crocodiles in their designated areas?

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Wise_Mongoose_3930 Apr 7, 2026 +153

You have a second area full of mongooses to keep the snakes in the first area

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BeatsRocks Apr 7, 2026 +58

How are you going to keep mongooses in designated area?

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Comprehensive-Ear283 Apr 7, 2026 +78

Obviously, you have another level of hyenas to keep the mongoose in their area.

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cvele89 Apr 7, 2026 +19

Eventually, there is going to be a level of humans pointing guns at the level in front, making sure nothing goes where it should not, basically the same thing they are doing now.

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Comprehensive-Ear283 Apr 7, 2026 +14

But, with added layers. Like an onion.

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RickChickens Apr 7, 2026 +7

They could call it the onion bhaji of death.

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Fit-Professional3095 Apr 8, 2026 +1

But with layers of defence. Not just a single layer.

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Roobsi Apr 8, 2026 +2

This actually does seem like something Stirling Archer would say

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MorbidlyObeseBrit Apr 7, 2026 +14

The alligators make sure the Mongooses (mongeese?) don't get very far.

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[deleted] Apr 7, 2026 +10

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Likeabhas Apr 7, 2026 +8

A domesticated designated area is just a house.

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Sea-Horror-5353 Apr 8, 2026 +1

A momgoose.

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ChroniclesOfSarnia Apr 7, 2026 +3

I believe the correct term is 'Mongeese'

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Unicornoftheseas Apr 7, 2026 +3

Landmines

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Unfair-Homework-1900 Apr 7, 2026 +6

Alligator crossing signs

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bonwerk Apr 7, 2026 +5

Thanks to the "food" that will illegally cross the border.

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snuff337 Apr 7, 2026 +8

We unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

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ChroniclesOfSarnia Apr 7, 2026 +2

Right, let's give it a go! What could possibleye go wrong? \- Australia

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old_examiner Apr 7, 2026 +4

they've arranged a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat

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Sea-Horror-5353 Apr 8, 2026 +1

Plants, repellants, and incorporating as much snake-proof or at least sssssnake-frussssstrating environmental geometry as possible and then using manmade obstacles as stopgaps. So basically the same ways anybody who planned ahead would use to *defeat* the effectiveness of The Masala Maginot if tunneling, drone-borne poison, wearing a mongoose fursuit, slowly crossing inside a fake rock or tree, or any other cockamamie yet so-crazy-they-might-just-work methods are out of the question. Alternately an infililtrator could just not give a f*** (if they never did and never will, that's even better) and just do a flat-out sprint across The Serpentine Belt like it ain't no thang. Obviously the latter is riskier (there's a "snakes and latters" joke in her somewhere) but it requires less goofy slapstick, and I'm not even sure if Acme Corp. even continued selling complicated-scheme supplies in that part of the world after their Chemical Plant Safety division went t***-up in the 80s.

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otherwise_data Apr 8, 2026 +1

i hope there is a sign-on bonus for the agents.

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MajesticQ Apr 7, 2026 +1

With ladders and dentists.

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Unicornoftheseas Apr 7, 2026 +1

Landmines

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BeatTheMarket30 Apr 7, 2026

Flood the area

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Outside-Anybody-7858 Apr 7, 2026

They can't cross the border without a visa. Duh.

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EstablishmentFull797 Apr 7, 2026 -1

Put them on leashes obviously

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memberino Apr 7, 2026 +73

Who would have thought that the moat would make a comeback in 2026?

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Comprehensive-Ear283 Apr 7, 2026 +16

Giant moats with hippos would suffice I think. There’s nothing scarier than an angry hippo. And they are fast as shit!

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Alternative_Town_129 Apr 7, 2026 +6

Toss a few piranhas in for good measure

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HystericalSail Apr 7, 2026 +1

I believe the time for sharks with laser beams on their heads has come.

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blah_bleh-bleh Apr 7, 2026 +2

We do have a lot of Pablo’s cocaine hippos.

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Situlacrum Apr 7, 2026 +17

Getting ready for those post WW3 times.

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Automata-Omnia Apr 7, 2026 +7

In the 19th Century the East India Company built a huge hedge across India [Inland Customs Line - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Customs_Line)

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mystlurker Apr 7, 2026 +3

I’ve read that the Baltic states are considering refilling marshland/swamps on their Russian and Belarusian borders. I guess moats are back!

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Alternative_Town_129 Apr 7, 2026 +2

I prefer the lava moat has a bit more class and elegance

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Fit-Professional3095 Apr 8, 2026 +2

We have medival warfare with china. Now moats with Bangladesh.

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compsciphd Apr 7, 2026 +47

Going to be defeated by a system of chutes and ladders.

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Broad-Lettuce2902 Apr 7, 2026 +17

Survival of the Fittest. Literally

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TheeLieLama Apr 7, 2026 +8

I wonder at what point are they going to start something like Hunger Games officially.

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EstablishmentFull797 Apr 7, 2026 +16

Why’d it have to be snakes?

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TheeLieLama Apr 7, 2026 +30

Because many areas in the borders have very thick vegetation.

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DUMBOyBK Apr 7, 2026 +12

It’s a line from [Raiders of the Lost Ark](https://youtu.be/ClwIj3x24Q4?si=mTMIJPFJibJpwiuf).

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pepeizq Apr 7, 2026 +14

And in the open sea they have also considered deploying sharks with laser beams.

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plan_with_stan Apr 7, 2026 +9

Indiana Jones border trench...

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BaconISgoodSOGOOD Apr 7, 2026 +11

Do they get a nice uniform and matching hat?

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TheeLieLama Apr 7, 2026 +11

They will also get sniper rifles.

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MrPoposcumdumpster Apr 7, 2026 +10

Snakes and Ladders would be better though. Crocodiles always see you in a while so they might not catch them.

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BojackInMan Apr 7, 2026 +12

Don't believe the wire.

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Gorgrocco Apr 9, 2026 +2

Yeah we if we do that then entire bengal will implode

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BeatTheMarket30 Apr 7, 2026 +9

The problem of crocs is they need continuous supply of infiltrators or they die.

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StockCasinoMember Apr 7, 2026 +3

Just gotta introduce more wildlife.

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Gorgrocco Apr 9, 2026 +2

Well they wont die then

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_WhatchaDoin_ Apr 7, 2026 +4

They did the same in Florida. Also mosquito bites were all the rage in the internment camps.

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BillsWingzMafia Apr 7, 2026 +4

Metal gear solid snake eater

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Practical-Okra40 Apr 7, 2026 +4

Snakes on a mother loving border

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dunneetiger Apr 7, 2026 +13

European far-right is taking notes.

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big-papito Apr 7, 2026 +23

India. What a savage country, wants to build crocodile border moats OH WAIT... From Trump's first term: "The Snake-And-Alligator Border Moat: A Budget Analysis. We ran the numbers. It’s doable." [https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2019/10/snake-and-alligator-border-moat-budget-analysis/160350/](https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2019/10/snake-and-alligator-border-moat-budget-analysis/160350/)

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AggravatingJudge7092 Apr 7, 2026 +11

I'm pretty sure that's unironically where the government got the idea from.

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rumpleforeskin83 Apr 7, 2026 +9

You realize this is a joke right? I'd believe this was considered, but this story is not real lol.

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TraditionalPen2076 Apr 8, 2026 -2

Right right when the white man says it, it's a joke. When an indian says it, he is the joke. Got it

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rumpleforeskin83 Apr 8, 2026 +3

It's literally a parody, there's a disclaimer right on the website...

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Kaffe-Mumriken Apr 7, 2026 +3

I can’t think of a single way this could go wrong. Let’s do it.

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Abject_Elevator5461 Apr 7, 2026 +2

I see they’ve been watching Squidbillies.

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DrCool20 Apr 7, 2026 +2

With fricken laser beams on their heads

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RoughVirtual1626 Apr 8, 2026 +2

Is this any different to mining the area for all intent and purposes?

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[deleted] Apr 7, 2026 +4

Ok, but it would be better to build a better fence or a wall.

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TheeLieLama Apr 7, 2026 +37

India's borders are not in plain areas. They cut across rivers, mountains and a whole host of geographies like swamp and mangroves. Hence, it is not possible to fence or construct walls. Also there are areas which get so heavy snowfall that the fences are drowned below the snow level.

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Comprehensive-Ear283 Apr 7, 2026 +8

Not only this, but we’ve seen around the world with different borders that fences and walls alone are not very secure on their own.

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InsensitiveClod76 Apr 7, 2026 +3

Will the snakes and crocodiles be able to operate in heavy snow?

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zeocrash Apr 7, 2026 +7

They'll have to be equipped with cold weather gear and snowmobiles

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trozaan Apr 7, 2026

Without russian gas ??

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BannedAgain12341 Apr 7, 2026 +12

Pressing issue is India-Bangladesh boarder and it's not land. Bangladeshi Infiltration has been going on since decades.

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DarkLeafz Apr 7, 2026 +2

Can't wait for Croc. meat on street food videos.

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dnagi Apr 7, 2026 +2

Don't worry, if the population gets out of control you just put in leopards, nothing will go wrong

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TaxWeird3256 Apr 8, 2026 +1

Imagine having to fight illegal Pakis and Bangladeshis, it is Animal Abuse.

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Prize-Individual-321 Apr 9, 2026 +1

This is utterly frightful. They can't rely on the BSF . Obviously ,the BSF guy gets to build a 3-storey house in his village in due course. But, so what if there are undocumented migrants ? In the chicken's neck area, u have Bongaigaon Refinery . The employees get their domestic servants , cross-,,border from Mymensingh Distt of B:desh. If these middle-class Johnnies in Mumbai & Delhi feel so strongly, let them go & become domestic servants there .Bongaigaon Refinery personnel certainly do not wish for snakes & crocodiles in their backyard. These are just naam-ke-vaaste tropes of the saffron crowd to pretend that they don't know the reality and that they have answers .

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protonsters Apr 9, 2026 +1

I feel like Indians themselves will be victims of their own traps. Lol.

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WolfGuptaofficial Apr 9, 2026 +1

source is the wire so take it with a heap of salt ; this outlet is known for pushing out misinformation and then issuing apologies

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Predator_ Apr 9, 2026 +1

🤦‍♂️ This is exhibiting the "brain power" of Trump's ideas... Oh wait, this was exactly one of Trump's ideas for his border wall: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-moat-alligators-snakes-border-spikes-shooting-migrants-151813914.html

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google257 Apr 9, 2026

Ah so it’s totally fine when India wants to enforce their borders got it.

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Sargash Apr 7, 2026 -36

No offense to India but, who wants to go INTO India? Maybe people from China I guess.

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rickymist1 Apr 7, 2026 +32

Bangladesh man , mfers infiltrate , gets caught in molestation , harassment , stealing cases , then cops finds out they dont even have a official ID with them. Also they are being smartly used in one of the state with illegal voting by one party which is ruling for decades . More than Govt people want them to gtfo.

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Marwaimusoont Apr 7, 2026 +16

Tens of millions of Nepalis and Bangladeshis come and work here. I think you either under-estimate how bad things are in other countries or you think India is the worst place which is objectively not true.

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KontloPendke Apr 7, 2026 -9

Snake curry and Tandoori Crocs is booming at the border!

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Gold_Kitchen_5711 Apr 7, 2026 -18

When you wonder what a whole country of donald trumps could be.

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TraditionalPen2076 Apr 8, 2026 +5

I hate my prime minister but dude has a thousand percent never graped anybody, let alone children so buzz off

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kishorecmgb Apr 9, 2026 +1

Maybe not children , I doubt modi wouldn't have indulged in typical politician things in his youth . Maybe modi is not as needy as trump but peas in a pod man , that's what they are .

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Much-Mess7627 Apr 9, 2026 +1

I mean, he got caught spying on a woman when he was a CM. His call records and all got public with intelligence.

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[deleted] Apr 7, 2026 -25

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Thick-Ad-4168 Apr 7, 2026 +24

around 10-30 million Bangladeshis live without proper documentation in India

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Marwaimusoont Apr 7, 2026 +7

* Bangladesh (approx. 2.29 million), Pakistan (around 768,000), and Nepal (around 553,000).

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MartinLubHerThingJr Apr 7, 2026 +1

Nepalese and Bhutanese are allowed to travel and work. Others not.

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Marwaimusoont Apr 7, 2026 +2

These numbers are for immigrants.

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WendellWillkie1940 Apr 8, 2026 +2

I met several Nepali people who actively serve in the Indian Army. Very pleasant and friendly people, at least with me.

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Direct-Quiet-5817 Apr 7, 2026 -31

When incompetence rules

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Opposite_Tax_7989 Apr 8, 2026 +4

Have a look on indo bangladesh border first

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India is exploring the possibility of using Snakes and Crocodiles in border areas to combat illegal infiltration.

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