We're going in anyways. I have a feeling in my bones - seems to work for others.
1063
SnakestreamMar 25, 2026
+423
My guess is Friday night. That seems to be how they like to do things.
423
ScoobyDoNotMar 26, 2026
+237
Gives the markets time to digest the news before they open on Monday.
And for the inner circle to assess their most profitable options.
237
SpiritualB0x3Mar 26, 2026
+86
The market? lol.. what market. It’s shown that it’s bunch of rich folks gambling retirement money.
86
SargashMar 26, 2026
+49
They aren't gambling when they break the law without repercussions and manipulate it constantly.
49
xynith116Mar 26, 2026
+18
It’s not like seeing an entire MEU trying to sail through the strait would tip anyone off. Unless they’re planning to FedEx their assault ships across Saudi Arabia.
18
clauderbaughMar 26, 2026
+3
I can imagine this administration using FedEx and someone in command shows up to an empty staging ground with a FedEx door sticker saying "*We missed you. We will make another attemp*t" only to have the FedEx guy stop by two days later, prefill out another door tag that says "*Undeliverable - pick up your package at the local warehouse*", and walks over to the commanding officer and sticks it on his chest, goes back to his truck and drives away.
3
JimmyMcGillHHMMar 26, 2026
+14
Gotta get the bets in before the market closes strategy
14
AuroraFinemMar 26, 2026
+8
5:01pm eastern time right as the market closes, maybe 7:01pm to wait out the after market trading
8
EatinSumGrapesMar 26, 2026
+4
The time when everyone starts thinking about the epstein files again
4
supercali45Mar 25, 2026
+67
Take the island and then what? They are within bombing reach over and over from the Iran Mountainside coast
67
American_PissAntMar 26, 2026
+61
Keeping the soldiers resupplied is going to be difficult. But we will think about that afterwards
61
TransplantedSconieMar 26, 2026
+59
Logistics? Thats for nerds!
This. Is. WARFIGHTING!
59
gmoteletMar 26, 2026
+33
Who needs logistics when you have the warrior ethos
33
ohlookahipsterMar 26, 2026
+20
Especially when they bark that ‘THE SPARTANS DIDN’T EAT’
yeah they did and they were eventually subjugated by Persia
20
TeantisMar 26, 2026
+4
And then Thebes and then the Macedonians and then the Romans turned em into a tourist attraction
4
American_PissAntMar 26, 2026
+3
Who needs logistics when you have BOMBS.
3
jeffersonairmattressMar 26, 2026
+26
There is very little reason to believe there would be any soldiers in need of supply-
If Iran is about to lose that island to a corrupt coalition of idiots and Apocalypse fetishists, it has no use for any of its facilities, no wish to see them fall into foreign hands and every reason to create chaos and disaster for their enemy- even if that causes worldwide chaos.
It is horrifying that Israel, MAGA and MBS are pushing Iran towards using the desperate but easily effected and very real option of incinerating an entire American battalion.
A slurring sphincter of a mouth will within a day deny it happened, say that maybe a couple of soldiers who weren't cut out for the job got a coupla boo-boos and are getting SpongeBob bandaids and an ice cream, blame Hegseth/Miller /Vance for it, gloat that it was a great deal because what better place for Disney Hormuz, lie about having spoken to every Crispy Star family, and eulogize them with a sleepy joe joke capped by the salve that those soldiers knew what they signed up for.
26
KaiserSaladSpinnerMar 26, 2026
+12
I fear that images and news of a slaughtered battalion would have the opposite effect and galvanize support for the war within his base. In fact, I bet that's at least partially the reason for this.
These are the same people who, despite his demonstrable crimes, corruption, stupidity, and pedophilia, continue to support a madman.
They are operating on pure emotion. They'll see this and they won't think "our idiot leaders sent our Marines to die". They'll think "those evil non-christian Iranians killed our boys!" "Better send more!"
12
LLMprophetMar 26, 2026
+6
Majority do not want the war. This includes a huge part of his base who are souring on him.
They know about the school kids and they're going to know about a vaporized battalion.
6
msr42dayMar 25, 2026
+12
Don't even need bombs...can probably just shoot big destructive shells filled with shrapnel.
12
jeffersonairmattressMar 26, 2026
+19
Iran has been gaming defensive strategy for decades. If they are about to lose this holding to the coalition of the criminal they have no need to preserve it and every reason to sow as much chaos as possible. There must be multiple levels/rings/tiers of instantly-deployable self destruct mechanisms from hidden dump valves and tunnel pairs full of O2 and gas to tethered sea mines and sabotaged safety mechanisms.
Or last IRGC standing could just flip a switch. Throw a match.
Bash a pair of random rocks together.
The 82nd will be charcoal and the entire world economy will lurch to a halt if those morons try this.
19
AdjNounNumbersMar 26, 2026
+11
You're not wrong. I'd actually be shocked if they haven't wired that place to turn itself into Kharg Atoll if they lost control of it. Sending troops to it would be idiotic
11
Charlie_MouseMar 26, 2026
+6
The crazy part is that the U.S. has been gaming this war for decades too. And the U.S. military knows that it closely resembles sticking a tender part of one’s anatomy into a wood-chipper.
Back in 2002 there was the “Millennium Challenge” war game where they let retired Marine General Riper run the Red force who were pretty much Iran with the serial numbers filed off.
General Riper used low tech tactics that took advantage of his strengths and sidestepped U.S. advantages … and wound up defeating the attack and sinking several U.S. warships including troopships and a carrier. And that was on day two.
They effectively had to reset the exercise, magically refloat the ships, ban Red force from using General Riper’s tactics and set the rules so that Red force couldn’t do ‘unfair’ things like *shoot at incoming blue force helicopters* in order to generate a win for blue force.
Hegseth and Trump may not have paid any attention to these exercises but I’m willing to bet the Iranians sure as hell were.
Another interesting facet of those exercises: they were predicated on the assumption that the straits would be closed. Because that was always the obvious move.
6
edgarapplepoeMar 26, 2026
+6
Literally within artillery range of the Iran coast much less many short range rockets...
6
Morat20Mar 26, 2026
+5
As a caveat, perhaps they're going to invade somewhere else but the only places of any actual significance are Kharg island and Iran's mainland. It'd be pointless, but then again America tariffed uninhabited islands *so*...
Assuming it is Kharg island -- I *think* it's the Trump WH trying to gain leverage for a peace negotiation. So thinking of it like two players coming to a showdown in a p**** game:
Right now Iran is sitting on the hand called "This shit has already ensured your economies are going to suffer or the next several years, just rebuilding all the stuff you blew up. Oil especially, but there's also the helium extraction and a few other things. And until we let go of the strait, we can f*** you with 200+ barrel oil until the sun goes cold. You are, at this very moment, already so economically fucked you dropped your own sanctions on our oil and are *literally giving us money* to pay for our own defense -- a ton of money, because you drove the price of oil through the roof FIRST. You are alone in this attack, and trying to *make* us stop is going to be far, far, far bloodier than the American people will accept".
America's hand is "Well, we're not the ones being bombed and we have a very powerful military, but ALSO our economy wasn't doing great, the President is deeply unpopular, this war is already unpopular, and if we're being honest invading you to put a stop to this won't just be bloody, it's likely to shatter a lot of the built up myth of the American military. The way c**** drones are f****** over our insanely expensive interceptor missiles and threatening our big billion dollar warships is a already making us look ready to fight the last war"
So the Trump WH has looked at that and thinks "We need a really strong card to add to our hand, so we can negotiate from STRENGTH" and thinks taking Kharg island will do that. They clearly think "If we occupy this island, we're showing Iran we can take territory AND we're holding something vital to their export economy".
That could indeed be a strong card -- except for several unfortunate little details. First, as you noted, Kharg island and every soldier we put on it can be bombed from Iran pretty much at will. Second, taking Kharg island would be a bloodbath in of itself. Third, getting there means going through the heavily mined straits full of loitering Iranian drone speedboats -- unless you drop in soldiers by parachute without support from the Navy and Marines which *f****** god would be even bloodier*.
These are things in which anyone in DoD or State with more than two brain cells would bring up, but all of those people have been fired or marginalized. This war is being led by an idiot who has never understood consequences and is under the delusion that he's a genius who never fails and is *also senile* and a drunken idiot who thinks he's gonna bring Jesus back by doing this.
It's *possible* the US is bluffing and Trump with TACO out, but I dunno. He doesn't really see this war as doing anything but making him money, he's convinced himself it's wildly popular, he loves the idea of being a War President, he clearly thinks ending a war he started will get him a Peace Prize, he's senile and easily led, he thinks solely in terms of *force*, doesn't understand economics, does not value any life but his own, does not value any money but his own....
Also putting their hands into this decision making pot are Christian dominionists, Christian rapturists, Israeli politicians, and of course the tech bros who believe themselves geniuses that should be running the world in tech feudalism even as they just cut off the supply of critical materials FOR that tech, and I would bet *real f****** money* that they're all using chatGPT to make these f****** plans because it's "AI" and "AI" is a *magic thing that is always right*.
Honestly, at this point? I'm worried they'll use a f****** nuke.
5
CeaseBeingAnAssholeMar 26, 2026
+2
Create martyrs.
I dont think its going to work out for them
2
PatchyWhiskersMar 25, 2026
+91
The Republican Party doesn’t do anything without banging on about it on social media so yup, sounds like they are going in.
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sljxuoxadaMar 26, 2026
+11
Friday after the markets close. Seems like clockwork these days. This is all just a massive grift.
11
msr42dayMar 25, 2026
+66
Here goes the Iranian run meat-grinder, destroying USMC and US Army troops.
66
uselessbynatureMar 25, 2026
+29
No worries, they’re recruiting 40 yr olds now
29
TransplantedSconieMar 26, 2026
+14
And you can smoke pot!
14
UnintelligibleMakerMar 25, 2026
+7
We have to use up the purple hearts we made for invading japan somehow, right?
7
HatchingCougarMar 25, 2026
+6
Those have largely run out now. DoD has started minting new medals (from 2008 onward IRC).
6
UnintelligibleMakerMar 26, 2026
+4
Damn. I hoped we would never use all of them. :(
4
Extreme_Put_913Mar 26, 2026
+4
I think the only way we are not going in is if Iran completely does what Trump wants.
4
padizzledonkMar 26, 2026
+3
The less likely is there or one of the naval bases in the strait, i say that because the Navy still refuses to enter the strait or the shipping lane, theyre out in the gulf of Oman right now, i think its more likely theyll take some kind of territory out there where they can be resupplied and supported easily....What the f*** good that will do strategically or tactically i have no idea because it doesnt get them any closer to opening the strait and i fwwl would be largely performative....honestly idk what good taking Kharg or the coastline will do either on that front tbh
If they rush in with the airborne and the meu's to take kharg or some other territory on the mainland they will have to enter the strait ro supply and equip the forces and that will make them extremely vulnerable, like, we may lose some ships level vulnerable
Trump blew his opsec today or yesterday and said that the ford or AL took on almost a 100 asbm's and i heard reporting that they were pulling back farther out into the gulf
We are getting really terrible information on how things are going out there right now, just a bunch of propaganda on how great things are
3
supercali45Mar 25, 2026
+6
Take the island and then what? They are within bombing reach over and over from the Iran Mountainside coast
6
jeffersonairmattressMar 26, 2026
+3
It's like an umpteenth adventure into Afghanistan, but this time dumber, of risk to the economies of EVERY nation, and with a sitting duck invader more easily, reliably and instantly decimated.
They can hope to take nothing. If it's about to go down their prize will be a fuel emergency, a massively polluted Gulf and a battalion disappearing in a great black plume of incinerated organic matter.
3
JoJackthewonderskunkMar 26, 2026
+2
Friday at 6pm
2
raouldukeesqMar 26, 2026
+2
Video of marines hitting the beaches has too much hard on appeal for kegsbreath.
2
[deleted]Mar 25, 2026
+5
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HCAndroidsonMar 25, 2026
+46
Trump thinks if he takes Kharg Island he will have a great card to play and that it will force the Iranians to surrender.
Iran know they wont. Trump already TACO flip flopped so much the Iranians are feeling like they have a real chance to break him. Trump will be done in the mid terms when gas keeps going up.
Trump will then have to pull some stunt that will hopefully hasten the end of his presidency.
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SpiderSlitScrotumsMar 25, 2026
+20
He’s the gambler who is down a lot of money so he now puts down a huge bet to try to win it all back.
20
FilthySweetMar 25, 2026
+11
I think I side with this analogy. But maybe not as directly.
He is desperate for a distraction from this. He wants a reason to party again. He likes the feeling of perceived wins, and he’s having a hard time finding people to tell him he’s won this and the best at this and he did it so great.
That’s where the gift bullshit came from. His people are looking for things that people can party about again. It doesn’t work when he does anything international because most people outside the U.S. hate the clown.
So he wants out of this, and he will place a big bet to get there, but he’ll do mental gymnastics to convince himself something somewhere else (probably US) will make people forget all about this
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msr42dayMar 25, 2026
+10
It's Cuba, torturing Cuba that is the next party trick.
10
RobutNotRobotMar 26, 2026
+3
Kharg Island becomes useless if the oil exporting facilities are destroyed. So the point of leverage only exists if the island is captured intact.
There's almost zero percent chance of that happening.
3
Bird_HotMar 26, 2026
+2
Can you please break doen the taco thing like im 5...im old af
2
Samiel_FronsacMar 26, 2026
+2
**T**rump
**A**lways
**C**hickens
**O**ut
2
BmorewiserMar 25, 2026
+3
I assume the bet is Iran won’t blow the place up because it’s vital to the economy and it will be a huge escalation . I imagine Iran would rather lose it and thinks the US doesn’t have the stomach for a prolonged ground war
3
Icy-Bunch609Mar 26, 2026
+2
Why would Iran blow it up. They will blow up stuff in other countries.
2
BmorewiserMar 26, 2026
+6
they may blow it up to kill the marines trying to occupy it.
6
New_Blacksmith_709Mar 26, 2026
+2
I think people are underestimating Kharg island's importance to Iran. Without it they are failed state status as 90% of their oil goes through there. Israel already bombed their port going through the caspian sea to Russia/China. This might work if they actually manage to capture and hold the oil terminal without destroying it. A big ask.
The problem is this move will definitely tank markets globally. If you are American you might also care about the soldiers being sent there.
2
Charlie_MouseMar 26, 2026
+3
What does the Iranian regime care? Trump and Hegseth’s rhetoric includes literal existential threats against them.
They’ve been put in a position where they’ve got nothing to lose. So why should they care if America or the rest of the world suffers? Particularly as America are actively bombing them?
3
Sad_Math5598Mar 26, 2026
+2
You bring up a lot of good points. There’s a reason the war hawks in Congress want Kharg, even though it would devastate markets.
If Kharg is taken, Iran may be desperate enough to just destroy every oil facility on the island since if they can’t have it, they’re fucked regardless.
2
AcanthisittaNo6653Mar 25, 2026
+514
The US won't take the island without destroying the oil terminal. Iran would rather see it in ruins. Destroying their infrastructure won't makes the oil crisis any better, and it won't open the strait.
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ATangKMar 25, 2026
+203
Trump has never filled up petrol himself in his life and it shows. Can you literally and in all manners kindly f*** off, trump? Sincerely - everyone else in the world.
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trailsmanMar 26, 2026
+51
Trump probably thinks the US can seize it and use it to "get a deal". It certainly is all going to go wrong. I wish Iran would just announce they have it rigged to blow, just like Taiwan with TSMC, so maybe there's a chance he'll stop.
I assure you that losing a majority of Iranian oil would 100% take the world economy down. There is already enough damage to oil and gas facilities now that the supply imbalance and resulting price increase will have much of the worlds economies on a tightrope. Losing most Iranian production for a long period due to destruction would massively increase the price of oil beyond a point most economies can handle. And we're all connected so if we put 50% of the worlds economies in a recession activity both ways between other economies drops, thus pulling everyone down further.
And the biggest problem is most counties have already been operating at large deficits to keep it all going, and accumulated massive debloads in the past half decade. That on top of rampant inflation will make borrowing costs extremely high. So there is no easy solution of just issue debt and spend our way out of it. It could get very ugly very fast. I really hope those who started this mess balance reality with their egos.
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jeffersonairmattressMar 26, 2026
+20
Iran doesn't have to announce they have it rigged to blow.
Of course they do. No sappers could possibly detect or defeat the redundancies they would have in place after decades of paranoia and defensive preparation.
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padizzledonkMar 26, 2026
+15
Even if they dont they can just obliterate it with their short range bm's and drones after they land
15
RoyStrokesMar 26, 2026
+20
It would take iran over a decade to rebuild, they would only destroy it if they thought they were losing it long term. I seriously doubt they rig it to blow if we take over, bc that’s short sighted and they can destroy it with MLRS from the mainland further down the road if it looks lost to them for good.
20
RobutNotRobotMar 26, 2026
+5
It's not a big island. If they defend it, there's a good chance the oil exporting facilities will be damaged or destroyed.
Those were already blown up once during the Iraq-Iran war.
5
RoyStrokesMar 26, 2026
+2
Which is exactly how I know it’ll take over a decade to rebuild. It doesn’t benefit anyone economically to destroy that facility, it makes much more sense to capture it and use it as a negotiating chip if trumps admin are dumb enough to do it.
2
MaxRDMar 25, 2026
+171
Barron Trump should lead the charge
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EvasionexpertMar 26, 2026
+69
Him and Netanyahu’s son who is partying it up like a manosphere influencer in Miami.
69
quaglandx3Mar 25, 2026
+368
So many people are going to die due to a child rapist.
368
Reasonable_Height_67Mar 26, 2026
+178
Ironically, I don't think we will see a single Israeli soldier stepping foot on Iranian soil.
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skyysdalmtMar 26, 2026
+103
They're too busy killing people in Gaza.
103
Tea-acH-CeeMar 26, 2026
+70
And Lebanon now
70
padizzledonkMar 26, 2026
+20
And Lebanon
20
Pro_Gamer_AhsanMar 26, 2026
+4
Unless they find a school or something to bomb. They won't miss that opportunity
4
Ragemonster93Mar 26, 2026
+21
And this is the important point that nobody seems to wanna talk about. Ultimately, no matter how this shakes out, a bunch of poor people are gonna die so some rich people can make some numbers go up or move some lines around on a map. Like every pointless war since the beginning of time.
21
Extension_Pin_6359Mar 25, 2026
+218
Defending? You mean "mining with explosives"?
They will blow the place and then the Americans can be sitting there being targets on a useless island.
218
Low-Republic-4145Mar 25, 2026
+103
That’s what I’ve been thinking too. Kharg island is pretty small and mostly consists of oil handling, tanker loading, huge storage tanks. It’s a major Iranian oil hub that they seem unlikely to just evacuate and leave in a functioning condition for the US to occupy. And, even if they did, it wouldn’t be of much use to the US. It’s at the other end of the Gulf to the Straight of Hormuz and so wouldn’t provide much benefit to ending that blockade.
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Se7en_speedMar 26, 2026
+30
What's insane is that they are also loosening sanctions so Iran can sell oil and help the supply. Taking/destroying this island would have the opposite effect.
And you could do the same thing with no risk by just seizing the tankers after they leave the Persian gulf!
If you want to be particularly shitty you could even sell the oil yourself.
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TangledPangolinMar 26, 2026
+15
> with no risk by just seizing the tankers
The tankers are going to China, India, Korea, and Japan. The risk is that those countries are going to be VERY mad that their oil got seized. These are countries that the US absolutely cannot afford to be pissing off right now.
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padizzledonkMar 26, 2026
+10
I spent a lot of time there in Battlefield
Someone need to tell the U.S Military to watch out for dune buggies and jeeps with C4 stuck to the hood
10
jackp0t789Mar 26, 2026
+11
Its relatively flat and open terrain with next to no sources of fresh water or natural fortifications.
Imo, Iran is baiting the US to land and then will use its drones, short range missiles, and long range artillery to pin any forces that do try to take and hold the island and cause as much casualties as possible.
11
maxplaysmusicMar 26, 2026
+9
If you want to hold the island you need to take the mountains facing it.
9
LEX_Talionus00101100Mar 26, 2026
+3
Too much logic.
3
Smokey_tha_bear9000Mar 25, 2026
+7
Iran is ready to use the Samson option.
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RoyStrokesMar 26, 2026
+2
It would take them over a decade to rebuild (like last time) and it’s within range of their MLRS so no need to mine. All yall thinking they’re rigging it to blow are crazy, they will destroy it as an absolute last resort, blowing it up in a conflict that may last only a few more months would be incredibly short sighted and make their economy much less efficient. It’s the hands down best deep water port they’ve got.
2
trailsmanMar 26, 2026
+3
I just wish they would announce it very clear, so the entire world hears very clearly, since Trump will probably do this no matter what cause he wants leverage to "make a deal". They will cause many Trillions of fallout.
3
GrayHairFoxMar 25, 2026
+151
Freaking idiot is gonna order some Iwo Jima flag raising bs 😡
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TransplantedSconieMar 26, 2026
+32
Gonna be hard to raise a flag Iwo Jima style with drone after drone flying in to blow them up. Those child fuckers are gonna get those soldiers killed horribly for nothing.
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PurpleSailorMar 26, 2026
+8
Send Senator Ladybugs over there to lead the charge himself.
8
ProtolictorMar 25, 2026
+19
Oh, you heard the southern dipshit's ridiculous remarks too. Lindsay Graham probably gets along really well with Trump. Neither is capable of speaking without it being an open declaration of their ignorance and stupidity.
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padizzledonkMar 26, 2026
+18
"We did Iwo Jima, we can do this" was really a shocking statement lol
Bro....20k wounded and 7k dead in a little over 4 weeks.....Iwo Jima was so bad that the American public was like "Yooooo...wtf, do we really need to be doing this?" that war had an 85% approval polling, and it was shocking to the american people
I dont even really have words for that statement tbh
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RobutNotRobotMar 26, 2026
+3
FDR took a lot of criticism for the losses in the Pacific war. And that was all with it being a war started by an aggressor who was seen as racially inferior. Basically the two conditions for maximum US public hatred.
3
29grampianMar 26, 2026
+24
If we do an air insertion from the Tripoli, it has to sail a few hundred miles from the mouth of Hormuz to within range of Kharg, along Iranian coast, to deploy the Ospreys and helicopters. With Navy e****** of course. That is a big target for Iranian.
If we stage at a base at Kuwait, Iranian will hit the base for sure.
Even if we take the island, it is small and flat and within artillery range.
Also how to supply it? There is a runway but the Iranian can destroy it.
Trying to wrap my head around it.
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maxplaysmusicMar 26, 2026
+8
I would have my money on air assault from Kuwait, faster than trying to get a ship up the straight and coast.
8
McCrackenYouUpMar 26, 2026
+3
I think the Kharg Island "plan" is subterfuge. I'm sure the plan would be to take it eventually, but it would do nothing to solve the closure of the Straight of Hormuz. They'll probably start closer to the straight, if any sort of real strategy is to be employed at all.
3
RobutNotRobotMar 26, 2026
+4
A lot more people live along the Iranian side of the strait of Hormuz. Also Iran has nearly 270 degree coverage of the strait.
4
RobutNotRobotMar 26, 2026
+4
Just think of the dumbest thing possible and that is what they will do. My guess is air drop at night with the first mission being to secure the airfield. Then all the heavy equipment will be brought in on plane.
Of course if they fail that mission, a couple thousand paratroopers will be captured or dead. Fine with Trump, they're all suckers and losers to him.
4
Alarmed-Extension289Mar 25, 2026
+114
This is so crazy, Trump doesn't realize Iran's not fighting the same war as him. They don't intend to win they wan't to cause as much damage and humilaition to Trump and the US as possible. Trumps owners like Russia are all to happy to help.
They'll blow it up along with their people if they get the chance.
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PatchyWhiskersMar 26, 2026
+83
I think Iran intends to survive until the USA gives up, like Vietnam or the Taliban.
83
kev0153Mar 26, 2026
+62
You can kill ten of my men for every one I kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and I will win - Ho Chi Minh
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StonedLikeOnixMar 26, 2026
+8
Real Zapp Brannigan vibes 🤣
8
EgoTripWireMar 26, 2026
+3
Every dead Iranian civilian is an opportunity for the regime to reclaim support from the citizenry. Every dead Iranian soldier is martyr. Every dead American is retribution from Allah. Whatever dissent Iran was experiencing before this war, they'll be able to propaganda away.
3
WeeeBTJMar 26, 2026
+17
They don't need propaganda at this point when the U.S and Israel are bombing their houses and streets. Not to mention the 160+ children they very obviously killed during the first day of the war.
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Embarrassed-Dust718Mar 26, 2026
+31
Russia and china are legitimately the only winners in this. Russia gets to sell oil at top dollar and they get revenge by giving Iran intel. China is watching the u.s deplete all its resources in Asia.
The u.s gets rid of sanctions for Russian oil in return Russia gets richer and they give Iran intel. The u.s gets nothing in return just higher prices at the gas stations. Art of the deal!
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Animal_CourierMar 26, 2026
+2
Russia and Iran probably have a sweet little arrangement right now.
Iran goes as hard as f****** possible.
If their oil infrastructure gets blown to f*** all, Russia’s oil profits go up.
Putin throws them the extra cash for Shaheed Drones, making them whole.
Ukraine is somehow the only party that can throw a wrench in this arrangement. God bless every Ukrainian drone and missile, bless mankind and raze Russia’s oil industry to the ground.
We could have had AOC’s Green New Deal, but Americans balked at the inconvenience.
Now we get the Ukrainian-Iranian Green New Deal.
Nature always finds a way to heal itself lol.
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[deleted]Mar 25, 2026
+24
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ForsakenRacismMar 26, 2026
+34
It’s gonna be ugly when Iran starts posting the drone videos like ukraine/russia does
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jamesy223Mar 26, 2026
+16
I think unseen forces will work tirelessly to try and hide it from us...I'm already concerned r/CombatFootage is going to go through a real rough patch.
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MalaixMar 26, 2026
+3
Won't work unless Trump basically finds the plug for the internet and yanks it. America is way too connected to hide that shit.
They couldn't even hide those bad Doge employee interviews despite trying to yank those. Or Bari Weiss's endless parade of Streisand effect instances.
3
boost_deuceMar 25, 2026
+64
I played Battlefield 3, I can handle Kharg Island.
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McCree114Mar 25, 2026
+31
"Just like the simulations."
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CustomerConsistent78Mar 25, 2026
+16
Exactly. At most this battle will take like 30 minutes.
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d0nsalMar 26, 2026
+4
5k hours in that beautiful game. Damn memories. 🥲
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padizzledonkMar 26, 2026
+4
I mentioned in another comment that someone better warn the military to be on the lookout for dune buggies and jeeps with C4 stuck to the hood, especially by the oil tanks flag lol
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JustEhhFanMar 25, 2026
+36
Dude. Iran will destroy the equipment and infrastructure before we get to use it.
What is this war for, again?
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bobbycorwin123Mar 26, 2026
+16
Free Russia of oil sanctions
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SomeBaldDude2013Mar 25, 2026
+22
And kill a bunch of marines in the process.
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JustEhhFanMar 26, 2026
+8
People... how many peoples lives are worth these big wigs religion or stock values? The people running our countries dont look at its citizens/military personnel as anything but a numbered tool.
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Cohens4thClientMar 26, 2026
+3
you mean "Suckers and Losers"?
Just think about what Putin wants Trump to do, and the deaths of soldiers is easy to see coming soon
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janethefishMar 26, 2026
+2
Actually I'm not sure they will. The infrastructure is useless to anyone but Iran.
2
Automatic_Rabbit82Mar 25, 2026
+33
Methinks they're going to go Scorched Earth.
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lolrogiiMar 25, 2026
+7
Yeh would not be surprised if they rigged the installations with explosives.
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flirtmcdudesMar 26, 2026
+7
I wonder how troops feel going into this shit. It all feels so pointless
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mollilaMar 26, 2026
+3
Reminds me of that recent news that troops are intentionally failing drug tests.
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SomeBaldDude2013Mar 25, 2026
+13
You best believe they’re rigging the m*********** to blow in case the US takes it.
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supercali45Mar 25, 2026
+7
He had to prime the market this week first after dumping on people
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luckylukiecMar 26, 2026
+5
Track the markets at 3:30 on Friday for all Trumps cronies placing their bets before all hell breaks loose Friday night
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Ok-Enthusiasm3114Mar 26, 2026
+7
Wouldn't be surprised if it happens on Friday after the markets close - that way Trump can do some more insider trading and steal billions.
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AshantiMcnastiMar 26, 2026
+3
Also play golf on Saturday and Sunday
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pete_68Mar 26, 2026
+5
Makes sense. Go in and take Kharg. From there, you can launch an invasion of Kharko, which, as everyone knows, is the linchpin for the whole Iranian military and government. /s
5
yupgup12Mar 26, 2026
+8
Just knowing that Pete Hegseth of all people is the one sending you there is terrible.
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Justryan95Mar 26, 2026
+15
100s of US soldiers will die just to distract from the Epstein files.
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pueblocatchaserMar 26, 2026
+2
Wait, what files?
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Shadowthron8Mar 26, 2026
+4
They wouldn’t go after the island after all the exposure of it. They’re sending in troops to take the area around the enriched rubble or other nuclear sites
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tabrizziMar 26, 2026
+3
I thought we destroyed every military installation on that island.
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SlouchingtowardsbethMar 25, 2026
+16
Begun, the Epstein wars have
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xynith116Mar 26, 2026
+3
At the very least Iran is planting remote controlled explosives in case the MEU somehow takes the island. Or just open all the oil taps into the sea…
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timphamMar 26, 2026
+3
Kharg Island as in Battlefield 4?
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DrummkMar 26, 2026
+3
I'm no military strategist but I would have thought if you were thinking of invading an island it would be best not to telegraph that fact weeks in advance.
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AlGAdamsMar 25, 2026
+10
Amerikharg island above the Straight of America
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theb0tmanMar 25, 2026
+22
Yeah but not until Friday after market close
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Primary-Picture-5632Mar 25, 2026
+2
those were some excellent peace talks.,
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omegadirectoryMar 26, 2026
+2
Hey, I've played this map on Battlefield 3 before
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physicskingMar 26, 2026
+2
If we take the island, Iran will f*** it so hard
2
doublethink_1984Mar 26, 2026
+2
The moment the first boot hits the ground on Iranian land needs to be front page everywhere
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hawkseye17Mar 26, 2026
+2
it probably will, that's big news.
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DavidC_MMar 26, 2026
+2
Those poor soldiers about to be killed. There’s zero chance there’s no casualties for our troops. This is another Iraq. A war for no reason. A war with no plan or target.
2
Tribe303Mar 26, 2026
+2
There's 28 million barrels of oil stored there. I'm sure that's just a coincidence. 🤔
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NekoCatSidheMar 26, 2026
+2
Well, of course they do. The Iranians are not stupid, and Trump made it quite clear he was interested in attacking that island. Even though it is not at all clear what would be the purpose of doing so. Prevent Iran from exporting its oil so that oil prices will get even higher, as Iran wants them to be ? Trading it back to Iran against a reopening of the Hormuz Straits, as if Iran would not immediately target and destroy all oil and gas installations in the Gulf in revenge if the US successfully took the island, making reopening the Strait pointless ? No one knows for sure, but this war is not being waged by sane or smart people at the top, that’s for sure.
Way too much of the American strategy in this war rely on the Iranians being stupid, weak, and cowardly. Instead, they are proving to be cunning, ruthless, and willing to fight to the death, as they have proved to be many times in the past, so this should not have come as a surprise. And underestimating your enemy really is the biggest mistake you can do in a war…
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3p2pMar 26, 2026
+2
Trump loves islands, he likes iran’s island and he likes Jeffery’s island. I wonder which one’s better. Well there only one way to find out. FIGHT!!
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redfiresvt03Mar 26, 2026
+2
There will be another round of heavy air strikes on Kharg and then I’m guessing the 82nd is dropping on the airfield and the MEU is landing around the same time. This doesn’t really surprise anyone watching the movements and understanding the value of this to Iran.
It’s a bold strategic play. Probably the fastest way to bring Iran to its knees without 200k plus troops and years of ground combat which isn’t even a guarantee of course.
Can it be held? Maybe. Is it going to be bloody? Most definitely. It’s obviously in range of Iranian weapons from the mainland so the US contingency plan for that will be interesting to see if this takes off. You have to assume IRGC is going to try to defend and repel any attack given the strategic value, but if they are flushed out…are they willing to blow it all up?
It’s certainly a real world test for the reworked Marine Corp focused on island hopping for the pacific theater.
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KishersweetsMar 26, 2026
+2
We should also tell them date and time when the 82nd is gonna drop in. My god you don’t tell the enemy you’re coming. Thank god Trump wasn’t president during WWII.
2
Hailstar07Mar 25, 2026
+3
Trump et al are going to try to use the US forces as a sacrifice to be able to justify using a nuke on Iran in retaliation.
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PurpleSailorMar 26, 2026
+2
If the US takes the island 25 miles off Iran's coast then Iran we'll just shut the flow of oil to the island off and then what would actually be accomplished that was worth all the lives that will be lost? Maybe half a day's worth of the world's oil supply are sitting in the tanks on the island but that's it. Then it's just a rock surrounded by water that's not worth much.
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hawkseye17Mar 26, 2026
+5
Losing Kharg Island is a massive blow to Iran's oil money, that's not a small loss. That's probably why the island is even being talked about in the first place, otherwise it's a useless rock.
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MalaixMar 26, 2026
+2
Sure but its also a massive loss to the global oil economy. Trump literally is paying Russia and Iran, two nations working together to fight and target America in this, to get some of their oil flowing to relieve oil prices. If trump takes that island... The flow ends and the oil prices keep on rising faster.
It hurts Iran yeah, but it also hurts the global situation and America. Its not like Kharg Island is going to keep running its oil while Iran and America are shooting over and on it.
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2beatenupMar 25, 2026
+2
Looks like there are going to be very very very thirsty Arabs….
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Early-Grape-9078Mar 26, 2026
+2
Bro there won’t be many heat signatures after the initial US initial bombardment. It’s not even a contest. If the US wanted that island they would take it with almost no resistance.
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hawkseye17Mar 26, 2026
+6
I don't think anyone doubts America can take it, it's more of what comes after. Are they just going to sit around there? Because Iran is likely going to fire stuff at them
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Early-Grape-9078Mar 26, 2026
+4
I guess to really answer your question. They fired off thousands of missiles and drones over this whole conflict and the casualties have been minuscule at best.
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MalaixMar 26, 2026
+2
They are depleting interceptors. Every time you intercept a drone or missile you need to wonder about your ammo stocks for the next barrage. Offensive munitions are way cheaper and more numerous than defensive ones.
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Rugby562Mar 26, 2026
+1
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Stick314Mar 26, 2026
+1
So another article from today said cease fire by the weekend.
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nutationsfMar 26, 2026
+3
I think cease-fire now means cease-fire because we’re going to attack you
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Fit-Way8939Mar 26, 2026
+2
It means you cease, we fire.
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Xan_derousMar 26, 2026
+1
yeah i guess that happens when we telegraph our intentions to the world
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urethrafranklin97Mar 26, 2026
+1
Are they storming it Iwo-Jima style
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CaveMantaMar 26, 2026
+1
How did they know we're going to try something?! We're good at keeping everything a secret.
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Ready-Firefighter756Mar 26, 2026
+1
using the 14 billion they made from selling the oil the U.S. just unsanctioned! 12d chess, right?
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pw6163Mar 26, 2026
+1
I can imagine Trump blustering, threatening troops, maybe landing a few SF teams then pulling back, declaring victory and pulling US forces out of the gulf. Then claiming that the countries who didn’t joint this idiotic escapade need to actually reopen the strait and get the fuel flowing again.
In his mind the US (him) did the important bit but the rest of the world needs to tidy up the shit that Trump left behind whilst Iranian missiles and drones are still flying. All the damage occurring will of course be the responsibility of other countries.
Then Cuba comes next.
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GristlekittyMar 26, 2026
+1
This is going to be a very bloody day.
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manofnotribeMar 26, 2026
+1
Well sure the commander in chief been talking about it for a week.
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khromtxMar 26, 2026
+1
Welcome back battlefield 3
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jumpyrope456Mar 26, 2026
+1
You know, solar, wind, batteries (and nuclear in a pinch) would be a lot less expensive. We had a chance at jobs and power. War makes the world poorer (unless you areinsider trading).
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ohdeydothodontdeythoMar 26, 2026
+1
I thought Iran had been defeated.
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brillowMar 26, 2026
+1
How are we going to get through the strait of Hormuz to get to Kharg island?
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rlaw1234qqMar 26, 2026
+1
The minute marines were mentioned the other week was probably when Iran started to do this. Maybe he could have done it a bit more subtly?
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Conscious_Quality803Mar 26, 2026
+1
It's going to be a disaster of epic proportions. I'm not looking forward to the multiple negative worldwide consequences.
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DesertIslandRetreatMar 26, 2026
+1
Can’t really blame them.
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RobutNotRobotMar 26, 2026
+1
Just mine the entire island and lay sea mines offshore any invader will get fucked up.
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blueskydragonFXMar 26, 2026
+1
Seeing how in Ukraine FPV drones dominate the battlefield I think America is about to have a very bad day. The same arrogance as the Russians thinking they can steamroll a defending country on their own soil will bite them back in the ass.
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Infamous_Rain_5096Mar 26, 2026
+2
I actually keep thinking about this. If Iran adapts any Ukrainian drone tactics, 99% of those troops are going to die. If anyone has trouble picturing this, head over to r/dronecombat and you'll see what I mean.
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MojointMar 26, 2026
+1
Its going to be a bloodbath and the US troops know it, I've heard that conscientious objection rates are through the roof at the moment and im not surprised at all.
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