My listnook feed is filled with so many strait of Hormuz is open/closed news I'm struggling to know what's new and how many times it's happened today.
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Complete-Sort161710 hr ago
+90
Apparently it never opened, it’s Trump just lying and Iran is kinda letting ships by on a case by case basis.
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BaitmasterG9 hr ago
+1
Trump lying?
No no that can't be the case, it must be some _other_ explanation
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Complete-Sort16179 hr ago
+1
Dude is basically a doctor and everyone knows doctors can’t lie
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ken_the_boxer9 hr ago
+1
Biden did this
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_Bangkok_9 hr ago
+11
The amount of corruption going on right before our eyes is so insane. I’m not sure if global market manipulation has happened on this scale before?
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Complete-Sort16179 hr ago
+1
Lol no it hasn’t #GlobalizationGate
But seriously it’s affecting so many countries. I saw that a gallon of gas in the Philippines costs basically an entire hour of minimum wage atm.
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Dealan799 hr ago
+1
Look, at this point it's not market manipulation by Trump and his obsequious day drunk cabinet. It's just a broken market hand waving at the news to justify its irrationality. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me once a day for fifteen months, and I think we all know you're not fooling anyone, and we're both really phoning in the charade.
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jesonnier18 hr ago
+1
But if ships are passing thru, it also isn't closed. It's regulated.
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Complete-Sort16178 hr ago
+1
Schrödingers Strait
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ZealousidealPen72749 hr ago
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[ Removed by Listnook ]
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Icy_Acanthisitta77418 hr ago
+1
Like how Iran announced open and close on the same day.
They are all assholes trying to manipulate market.
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AuroraFinem8 hr ago
+1
It’s purely because the US never lifted their blockade of Iranian ports. The entire ceasefire was based on that premise.
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Icy_Acanthisitta77418 hr ago
+1
Eh, US didn't announced they lifted the blockade.
This was solely on Iranian announcement. Do you have the ceasefire agreement so we can also have a look?
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AuroraFinem8 hr ago
+1
It opened for about 24-48 hours and closed because the US didn’t lift their blockade of Iranian ports.
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KhaoticMess9 hr ago
+1
Schroedinger's strait
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froo8 hr ago
+1
Easy. It’s clopened
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Nessie8 hr ago
+1
Clozepanned
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Sub-Mongoloid8 hr ago
+1
Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
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rabidstoat8 hr ago
+1
I don't even believe that the Strait of Hormuz exists at this point, it's gotten so bad.
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Jetsam_Marquis8 hr ago
+1
I don't think it would be any clearer if you were an actual negotiator either.
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_yetifeet8 hr ago
+1
Schrödinger's strait.
The strait is both open *and* closed depending on who you are listening to at that exact moment in time.
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EmmaFrostBroken9 hr ago
+1
Someone needs to make a "ishormuzopen.com" website with either a "Yes it's open!" and a happy smiling Ali Khamenei photo background or a "No it's shut!" and an arms crossed frowning Ali background.
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OrangutanArmy9 hr ago
+1
BBC has a live updates thread that you can follow. So many news stories get posted to listnook and they're already out of date...
[https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cly90l3ln30t](https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cly90l3ln30t)
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mmoonbelly8 hr ago
+1
We need the guy that created the Suez Canal / Ever Given tracker to step up again
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Ugandan_Morris10 hr ago
+36
Has anyone got the Strait of Hormuz opening hours for next week?
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mologav8 hr ago
+1
Just let me know when happy hour is
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TragedyTurnedTriumph8 hr ago
+1
Probably a couple of hours before the stock market opens
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endgamer4210 hr ago
+19
Schrodinger's strait
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Bake27279 hr ago
+4
I’ll keep making this joke at this point the strait is going to replace the cat.
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SP15708 hr ago
+1
Mandatory Bazinga!
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Mijbr0904908 hr ago
+1
Great. A new listnook stim that I'll have to read for the next month.
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SquareAdvent10 hr ago
+4
Someone should post Hormuz operating hours. It seems like these past few weeks it's been closing and opening on a regular consistent basis. Like a regular mall.
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rabidstoat8 hr ago
+1
[Closest I got for opening hours](https://www.nyse.com/trade/hours-calendars#trading-hours)
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AlericandAmadeus8 hr ago
+1
The strait of Hormuz is currently like that one patisserie where literally every morning that *you* go there it’s closed when a patisserie should be open, but then you see your friends posting photos of amazing croissants from there in the group chat like ~10 mins later.
Time is a malleable construct to places like that.
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ComprehensiveBrain4710 hr ago
+8
The best case and i think the most likely scenario for this entire shit show wont be a great big treaty/deal to end the war but instead it will drag on like this and slowly lose steam as trump gets bored and moves on to the next thing.
Meanwhile there will be constant violations of the ceasefire and both US and iran will start to simply exempt countries from the blockade or make some sort of deals with those countries individually and eventually the blockade will be just on paper. Maybe iran will have some cash and the US navy will hang around for a bit. Israel will continue to strike iran once in a while like they used to and iran will fund its proxies to cause trouble
iran will have internal political unrest until someone more hardline consolidates power because anytime the US steps in fo regime change, someone worse has always taken over the ssid country
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Present_Student489110 hr ago
+5
So, is Israel now bombing Hezbollah?
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strzeka9 hr ago
+1
I get so confused by contradicting reports or perhaps non-synchronous publications. How am I to plan my day without knowing if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed and by whom? Is the ayatollah's regime opening what it promised to close or Trump's regime closing what it promised to open?
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bestestopinion9 hr ago
+1
This is such a stupid timeline.
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HinDae0859 hr ago
+1
Imma guess the obligation was we open and you stop the blockade.
US, in typical style under Trump, kept the blockade going.
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Kridokh9 hr ago
+1
Schrodinger Strait
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walkin2it10 hr ago
+3
Read it.
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Dhan99610 hr ago
+6
You read it
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Fuzzy-Sweat641610 hr ago
+2
No, I'm on Listnook
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Maplecook9 hr ago
+1
Ledditto (Japanese version)
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Mysterious_Camel_7179 hr ago
+1
It’s harder to keep up with than your one friend in their constant on again/off again relationship
Edit: typo
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cosmicrae8 hr ago
+1
Feels like a bi-polar disorder to me, maybe with a touch of manic depressive tossed in for good measure.
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Creative_Can_20519 hr ago
+1
What is going on is this never going to get over.This war??
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MysteriousGrocery3318 hr ago
+1
This has turned into a full blown circus
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En-papX8 hr ago
+1
Schrodinger's Homuz
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SeeMarkFly8 hr ago
+1
The United States of America is lying to ME.
Why should Iran expect anything different?
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Nessie8 hr ago
+1
If only there were some way to convert the repeated opening and closing action into some new source of energy...
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Emotional_Camp664310 hr ago
-1
I don’t think anyone fulfilled their obligations. Pressure is leverage, keep the blockade going as a bargaining chip.
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