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smileedude Apr 19, 2026 +196

My listnook feed is filled with so many strait of Hormuz is open/closed news I'm struggling to know what's new and how many times it's happened today.

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Complete-Sort1617 Apr 19, 2026 +90

Apparently it never opened, it’s Trump just lying and Iran is kinda letting ships by on a case by case basis.

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BaitmasterG Apr 19, 2026 +1

Trump lying? No no that can't be the case, it must be some _other_ explanation

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Complete-Sort1617 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Dude is basically a doctor and everyone knows doctors can’t lie

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ken_the_boxer Apr 19, 2026 +1

Biden did this

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_Bangkok_ Apr 19, 2026 +11

The amount of corruption going on right before our eyes is so insane. I’m not sure if global market manipulation has happened on this scale before?

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Complete-Sort1617 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Lol no it hasn’t #GlobalizationGate But seriously it’s affecting so many countries. I saw that a gallon of gas in the Philippines costs basically an entire hour of minimum wage atm.

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Dealan79 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Look, at this point it's not market manipulation by Trump and his obsequious day drunk cabinet. It's just a broken market hand waving at the news to justify its irrationality. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me once a day for fifteen months, and I think we all know you're not fooling anyone, and we're both really phoning in the charade.

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jesonnier1 Apr 19, 2026 +1

But if ships are passing thru, it also isn't closed. It's regulated.

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Complete-Sort1617 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Schrödingers Strait

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ZealousidealPen7274 Apr 19, 2026 +1

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Icy_Acanthisitta7741 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Like how Iran announced open and close on the same day. They are all assholes trying to manipulate market.

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AuroraFinem Apr 19, 2026 +1

It’s purely because the US never lifted their blockade of Iranian ports. The entire ceasefire was based on that premise.

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Icy_Acanthisitta7741 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Eh, US didn't announced they lifted the blockade. This was solely on Iranian announcement. Do you have the ceasefire agreement so we can also have a look?

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AuroraFinem Apr 19, 2026 +1

It opened for about 24-48 hours and closed because the US didn’t lift their blockade of Iranian ports.

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KhaoticMess Apr 19, 2026 +1

Schroedinger's strait

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froo Apr 19, 2026 +1

Easy. It’s clopened

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Nessie Apr 19, 2026 +1

Clozepanned

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Sub-Mongoloid Apr 19, 2026 +1

Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

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rabidstoat Apr 19, 2026 +1

I don't even believe that the Strait of Hormuz exists at this point, it's gotten so bad.

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Jetsam_Marquis Apr 19, 2026 +1

I don't think it would be any clearer if you were an actual negotiator either.

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_yetifeet Apr 19, 2026 +1

Schrödinger's strait. The strait is both open *and* closed depending on who you are listening to at that exact moment in time.

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EmmaFrostBroken Apr 19, 2026 +1

Someone needs to make a "ishormuzopen.com" website with either a "Yes it's open!" and a happy smiling Ali Khamenei photo background or a "No it's shut!" and an arms crossed frowning Ali background.

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OrangutanArmy Apr 19, 2026 +1

BBC has a live updates thread that you can follow. So many news stories get posted to listnook and they're already out of date... [https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cly90l3ln30t](https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cly90l3ln30t)

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mmoonbelly Apr 19, 2026 +1

We need the guy that created the Suez Canal / Ever Given tracker to step up again

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Ugandan_Morris Apr 19, 2026 +36

Has anyone got the Strait of Hormuz opening hours for next week?

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mologav Apr 19, 2026 +1

Just let me know when happy hour is

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TragedyTurnedTriumph Apr 19, 2026 +1

Probably a couple of hours before the stock market opens

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endgamer42 Apr 19, 2026 +19

Schrodinger's strait

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Bake2727 Apr 19, 2026 +4

I’ll keep making this joke at this point the strait is going to replace the cat.

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SP1570 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Mandatory Bazinga!

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Mijbr090490 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Great. A new listnook stim that I'll have to read for the next month.

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SquareAdvent Apr 19, 2026 +4

Someone should post Hormuz operating hours. It seems like these past few weeks it's been closing and opening on a regular consistent basis. Like a regular mall.

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rabidstoat Apr 19, 2026 +1

[Closest I got for opening hours](https://www.nyse.com/trade/hours-calendars#trading-hours)

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AlericandAmadeus Apr 19, 2026 +1

The strait of Hormuz is currently like that one patisserie where literally every morning that *you* go there it’s closed when a patisserie should be open, but then you see your friends posting photos of amazing croissants from there in the group chat like ~10 mins later. Time is a malleable construct to places like that.

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ComprehensiveBrain47 Apr 19, 2026 +8

The best case and i think the most likely scenario for this entire shit show wont be a great big treaty/deal to end the war but instead it will drag on like this and slowly lose steam as trump gets bored and moves on to the next thing. Meanwhile there will be constant violations of the ceasefire and both US and iran will start to simply exempt countries from the blockade or make some sort of deals with those countries individually and eventually the blockade will be just on paper. Maybe iran will have some cash and the US navy will hang around for a bit. Israel will continue to strike iran once in a while like they used to and iran will fund its proxies to cause trouble iran will have internal political unrest until someone more hardline consolidates power because anytime the US steps in fo regime change, someone worse has always taken over the ssid country

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Present_Student4891 Apr 19, 2026 +5

So, is Israel now bombing Hezbollah?

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strzeka Apr 19, 2026 +1

I get so confused by contradicting reports or perhaps non-synchronous publications. How am I to plan my day without knowing if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed and by whom? Is the ayatollah's regime opening what it promised to close or Trump's regime closing what it promised to open?

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bestestopinion Apr 19, 2026 +1

This is such a stupid timeline.

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HinDae085 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Imma guess the obligation was we open and you stop the blockade. US, in typical style under Trump, kept the blockade going.

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Kridokh Apr 19, 2026 +1

Schrodinger Strait

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walkin2it Apr 19, 2026 +3

Read it.

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Dhan996 Apr 19, 2026 +6

You read it

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Fuzzy-Sweat6416 Apr 19, 2026 +2

No, I'm on Listnook

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Maplecook Apr 19, 2026 +1

Ledditto (Japanese version)

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Mysterious_Camel_717 Apr 19, 2026 +1

It’s harder to keep up with than your one friend in their constant on again/off again relationship Edit: typo

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cosmicrae Apr 19, 2026 +1

Feels like a bi-polar disorder to me, maybe with a touch of manic depressive tossed in for good measure.

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Creative_Can_2051 Apr 19, 2026 +1

What is going on is this never going to get over.This war??

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MysteriousGrocery331 Apr 19, 2026 +1

This has turned into a full blown circus

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En-papX Apr 19, 2026 +1

Schrodinger's Homuz

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SeeMarkFly Apr 19, 2026 +1

The United States of America is lying to ME. Why should Iran expect anything different?

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Nessie Apr 19, 2026 +1

If only there were some way to convert the repeated opening and closing action into some new source of energy...

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Emotional_Camp6643 Apr 19, 2026 -1

I don’t think anyone fulfilled their obligations. Pressure is leverage, keep the blockade going as a bargaining chip.

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Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again, says US 'didn't fulfil its obligation'

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