Iran declares Strait of Hormuz completely open to commercial traffic during Israel-Lebanon ceasefire

It’s cool that our global financial system is just a fuckin carnival game that the oligarchs are rigging

It really just demonstrates how bad the stock market is at reflecting the actual economy.

Annndddd they reversed as soon as they cashed in lol

Don’t worry it’s Friday so something will happen in a few hours. 

yet my retirement portfolio is still down 7% YTD but i bet the brokerage firm has made billions off of this.

We might be the same person

I’d actually love to see an account that played this strategy.

Trump and Dump?

The market is already back above what it was before the war

And even that doesn’t totally explain it, because the vibes are terrible.

And a new Jesus

Has the continued toll been confirmed? I haven’t read that anywhere

Also, sanctions on Iranian oil have been lifted and aren’t back on, right?

Except now 3,3­75 - 7,65­0 in­no­cent Ir­ani­ans and 2,19­6 in­noce­nt Lebanese are d­e­a­d. S­o this was a l­ot lik­e our 9­/­1­1 for th­em.

Apparently so

Do you think the US will sell it to them if they ask nice

- Trump starts a war with Iran for Israel. - Trump kill's 86 year old ruler who was dying anyways and put 56 year old son who's way more radical in charge. - American troops start dying and all the bases in the Middle East are getting blown up for a war that no one wants. Trump then praises Allah and someone makes a ton of money on insider trading. - Iran gets a hold of the strait. Realizes they CAN control it *and* make a shit to of money doing it too. They shut down the world's economy while Trump begs the other countries he bullied for the past few years for help. - Gas shoots up in price making everything more expensive. Trump pretends it hasn't. - Trump threatens Iran with nuclear war on Easter Sunday. Get's called the Anti-Christ. - Trump's war splinters MAGA and pours more fuel onto the fire of a raging Civil War that has been brewing ever since the Epstein Files cover up. - Trump Loses war, surrenders to Iran and uses Iran's 10 points of negotiations as a template. - Trump sends JD in to negotiate a peace deal and embarasses the Couch F***** on a national stage when he fails. No one shows up to his TP Event killing his Presidental hopes. - Trump threatens to start a new war in Cuba. - Trump becomes Jesus in a shitposted meme. To save-faced, Trump was told to tell people that the pictured was "Doctored". He get's confused and thinks they meant "Doctor". - Trump starts a new war against the Pope and the Catholic Church. Pete Hegseth quotes Pulp Fiction thinking it was a passage from the Bible.

Shart of the Steal

Yeah but instead of 1.8 billion it’s 20

Call it Obama's deal and the idiot will instantly rip it (back) up. Call it "the deal Obama hated and doesn't want" and the rapist pedo will lick it up.

Haven't maga cried for over a decade about Obama releasing IRANIAN funds to them? Now we're giving them 20x what he released to them?

At least the good news is that the moderates in the regime haven't been replaced by a new generation of hardliners. And that the guns the US smuggled to militias in the country didn't instantly go missing.

It’s just more hypocrisy. That is almost 12 times the amount the Obama admin gave them of their own money

Over decades. So we're giving back decades of frozen assets for some uranium

No, we get to play the same game. There is no one on the right wing who will put their neck out for that reality.

> Let's not play the same game We are all playing the same game, let's play by the same rules they want.

It's like Phantom Menace but somehow even worse plot. I'd take Jar Jar at Secretary of Defense at this point

To coherent and no tangents.

Just wondering how many interactions of peace he will accumulate in this specific conflict. 12 day war, started by Isreal and US = 1 peace. Current war with Iran started by the US and Isreal has already accumulated at least 2 peace claims US vs Iran and Isreal vs Lebanon. Maybe even Israel vs Iran for another. If bombing starts again there’s potentially another three more claims at peace up for grabs. Guys has found the glitch for Nobel peace prize stats.

I saw that too. A lot of the tankers were bound for China and got out before the US blockade. 

And they will, otherwise Netanyahu's trial starts....

yeah - which would deliberately pit Trump against Israel. It's a solid move, all things considered.

The US or the orange shitstain's puppet masters in Israel or Russia.

In before some dipshit comes by and claims Trump had no racist thoughts or desire to be president before the Correspondent's Dinner

They'll spin this to seem like they felt Obama's deal was unfair to Iranians and they have done the right thing by increasing it.

Thats what the tariffs always were. Threats to collect personal bribes, by ruining * economies for billions of people. 

No need, just pretend like you are going to to manipulate the markets. All you need for that is a broker and a social media account. It's a million times less work then actually stopping ships and making them pay up and it make you more money and faster.

What's the difference

The former answers to the latter, so one then the other.