Iran fully closes Strait of Hormuz over US blockade and fires on ships

Correct. 9am. Everything is fine.

Only if someone gets a perfectly timed, massive bet on oil prices before.

This is literally realtime market manipulation.

I'm going to keep it real with ya I don't think Iran cares much about the us stock market. And I doubt their own version is benefitting much

Lasted longer than expected, honestly

It’s different when you hear this outside of the bedroom

Just long enough to get the calls in.

When you realize he’s just manipulating the market. It’s a lot more clear.

It's the same mentality as the already-defeated bully in the 80s movie trying to get one last line in to salvage some shred of dignity and just getting humiliated again for it

I'd certainly be feeling pretty stupid if I had voted for a guy with 34 felony fraud convictions and also had his charity and "university" shut down for fraud. I mean, fool me once... Right? But after 36 times, I'm a dumb shit!

Whenever you enter a war or a conflict without any f****** goals or objectives, what other outcome can there be? Additionally, modern wars are much harder to even claim who has the decisive victory unless your objective is an outright genocide. Everybody's acting like the United States is getting its ass kicked whenever the plan is working out exactly as expected. Step 1.) secure the largest oil reserves on the planet that isn't controlled by another near peer adversary (Venezuela) Step 2.) start a conflict that will see the price of oil skyrocket. 3.) profit