"Two weeks" is Trump speak for "there is no plan for this to actually happen, but I expect the dumb American public to forget about this promise."
1712
jesterdeflationApr 8, 2026
+478
And sadly he's usually right.
478
dannyb_prodigyApr 8, 2026
+228
Unfortunately for him, restricted traffic along the Strait is kind of hard for people to forget about and/or ignore.
228
classless_classicApr 8, 2026
+145
Yup. Within a couple of weeks, most countries in the world will begin to feel the fuel shortage; the final refineries will receive their final shipments and the reserves will be used up. They can’t price in desperation, and fuel prices will continue to rise.
145
FomentatoreApr 8, 2026
+145
The problem is not even oil at this point but fertilizer which it's dependent by LNG. People are going to starve because a lot of crops will fail because of this war.
145
ElRiesgoSiempre_ViveApr 8, 2026
+113
And helium, which is required for processor production and can't be easily stored because atoms are tiny and diffuse even through metal.
Once helium supply chains stop, so does most of the world's tech / electronics production.
113
WecancallmebApr 8, 2026
+29
This. I’m in the medical field and we’re already getting warnings about limiting MRIs as they have to use helium to cool the giant electromagnets in the machines. It’s going to be felt in many fields if this keeps up.
29
anglerfishtacosApr 8, 2026
+16
It’s not just LNG. Ammonia, nitrous, and sulfur also come from that region. Something like 50% of the world sulfur comes from that region, which is used in phosphate fertilizer— a crucial element for crop development, root establishment, and boosting resistance to disease. The farmers are planting now and need the fertilizer right now.
16
AmoralvirusApr 8, 2026
+11
That is a price trump is willing for others to pay, to save the world from a made-up Iranian nuclear holocost. I can actually imagine the deranged POS in chief saying something like: ''These countries are happy to starve, to save their future generations from Iranian nuclear armageddon; praise Jesus, Allah, and Meeee; but mostly ME.
11
HalKitzmillerApr 8, 2026
+33
He can also just blame Biden. The cult loves the slop
33
ShaboboApr 8, 2026
+38
Nah, this one will be on Obama and his "terrible" deal with Iran when in reality that deal was better than anyone expected but since it had Obama's name on it, Trump clearly had to destroy it.
38
koshgeoApr 8, 2026
+65
"Two Trump Weeks" - An indefinite interval of time lasting between a few hours and several years, usually less than a decade.
65
phluidityApr 8, 2026
+13
Nice though, that peace in the Middle East will happen at the same time as the complete reformation of the US health care system and the issuance of RFPs to modernize vast swaths of US infrastructure.
13
hitch44Apr 8, 2026
+28
That’s two TACO Tuesdays
28
DoctrTurkeyApr 8, 2026
+23
putin is famous for 'strategic pauses' in which he acts like he's coming to the negotiating table in order to give his military time to regroup and attack again. trump wouldn't have requested a $1.5 trillion budget unless he was going to use it. for something other than embezzlement to his sons, i mean.
23
pres465Apr 8, 2026
+17
It's also standard "contractor speak" for this work will get done soon, but not today.
17
JesterMan491Apr 8, 2026
+63
"i will create some new unhinged bullshit between now and then as a distraction."
63
KataphractoiApr 8, 2026
+44
He's probably wishing he'd gone after Cuba instead.
44
Fractal_StrikeApr 8, 2026
+11
I feel like he would have lost to Greenland at this point...
11
BruteBassieApr 8, 2026
+22
"Two weeks" is just Trump saying he's too weak.
22
SgtSchultz2112Apr 8, 2026
+46
How long are you visiting Mars
46
Cent1234Apr 8, 2026
+7
Get ready for a surprise!
7
Odd_VampireApr 8, 2026
+7
lol I was going to look for that as a gif.
7
pat_the_catdadApr 8, 2026
+30
30 seconds
30
2outerApr 8, 2026
+78
Too Weak trump… I like it
78
ITrageGuyApr 8, 2026
+255
Art. Of. The. Deal.
255
dkol97Apr 8, 2026
+45
Deal of the old fart
45
johnnybgoodererApr 8, 2026
+511
0 hours really. Israel unilaterally decided that the ceasefire didn’t apply to their attacks on Lebanon.
511
Dongsquad420LokiApr 8, 2026
+173
There were also non stop strikes on the gulf States since it started
173
IcyknightmareApr 8, 2026
+73
Were the IRGC involved in the deal at all? If not, a ceasefire isn't worth the energy to tweet about it.
73
Dongsquad420LokiApr 8, 2026
+75
We literally dont know exactly and we much less know if everyone even listens to the same leadership
75
Long_Pomegranate2469Apr 8, 2026
+11
Even Dumpf doesn't know. He just says shit.
11
WhoSaidWhatNow2026Apr 8, 2026
+59
Iran's Minister of Foreign Affairs published a statement agreeing to it. Who knows if the IRGC commanders got word of it.
59
joebalooka84Apr 8, 2026
+13
To a casual observer, It did seem like the idea of Pakistan negotiating a peace settlement could be fraught with all sorts of problems.
13
Broken_RealityApr 8, 2026
+6
Well they are somewhat of an ally of Iran IIRC. Didn't Iran allow a Pakistani oil tanker through the straits?
6
Mistwalker007Apr 8, 2026
+5
With the ayatollah gone the elected government and IRGC are the two big players left vying for power, you could say the first is incentivized to see the negotiations fail.
5
EnvironmentalBox6688Apr 8, 2026
+11
Even if they were, the Israelis and US spent weeks obliterating command and control of the Iranian military apparatus.
Chances are there are a multitude of missile units operating completely autonomously.
11
IcyknightmareApr 8, 2026
+7
That's how the IRGC is setup, specifically designed for this scenario where they knew their chain of command would be taken out. They call it mosaic defense. Lower level IRGC commanders have significant autonomy to continue military operations without any central oversight.
7
Settra_RulezApr 8, 2026
+28
US says Hezbollah isn’t part of the ceasefire.
28
EuropaWeGoApr 8, 2026
+88
They're saying that now. The original ceasefire agreement brokered through Pakistan included Lebanon. The Pakistan PM confirmed this.
88
wggnApr 8, 2026
+7
But it's in the 10 point plan, so how can it not be?
7
niceufo777Apr 8, 2026
+20
And not even that, in fact, from minute zero, I followed the aggressions between Hezbollah and Israel.
20
quantizeddreamsApr 8, 2026
+28
How many scaramucci is it?
28
WTS_BRIDGEApr 8, 2026
+34
Well if a mooch is 10 days... zero. Zero mooches later.
34
KichigaiApr 8, 2026
+13
A Decimooch?
13
Numerous-Village-421Apr 8, 2026
+4103
So when is the next ultimatum?
4103
robotsockApr 8, 2026
+2880
You can just look up the NYSE closing bell times to gauge when that will be
2880
0x14fApr 8, 2026
+550
This is so sadly accurate...
550
gggg_man3Apr 8, 2026
+192
Or whatever wagers Hegseth has on polymarket.
192
Zaorish9Apr 8, 2026
+99
Yeah. There's evidence that trump family and allies are founders or on the board of both polymarket and kalshi - making it just another moneymaking scheme
99
boredphilosopher2Apr 8, 2026
+77
Don Jr. is strategic advisor to both companies
77
an0mn0mn0mApr 8, 2026
+67
I miss when public officials attempted some kind of facade when hiding their conflict of interest.
67
InsertEvilLaughApr 8, 2026
+52
Carter put his peanut farm into a blind trust during his presidency, but here we have Trump and his crime family openly using insider information to make massive wagers, and giving government and military contracts to their family members and close friends.
52
BrewerBeerApr 8, 2026
+6
Carter had a (D) next to his name on the ballot and therefore has a much higher bar to clear for SCOTUS scrutiny.
6
RODjijApr 8, 2026
+83
Not even joking the US does it often for the last 5 weeks.
Say something, markets react positive, Israel keeps striking and the US keeps asking for deals before 5pm.
83
DeusVultSaracenApr 8, 2026
+38
Yeah, that's why OC wasn't joking...
38
greylApr 8, 2026
+31
Way longer than 5 weeks, this didn't start with Iran.
The US let him get away with this while he was making tarriff threats, greenland threats, time and time again he's been allowed to throw the world into chaos to illegally manipulate the market and effectively steal billions of dollars.
Impeach him now or he'll keep doing crazier and crazier things to keep the scam going.
31
ikisstittiesApr 8, 2026
+6
5 weeks? basically since inauguration day when started doing this with tariffs on day 1
6
austinwiltshireApr 8, 2026
+7
What is driving me insane is clearly the strait is closed again, yet prices are still up. They all know they're going to go down again but prices won't adjust to literal news. Prices used to pull in news very quick, now they just seem somewhat glued to whatever the Mad King says (at least in the united states)
7
344567653379643555Apr 8, 2026
+53
After the stock markets close on Friday.
53
SlipinApr 8, 2026
+2554
That sure lasted long
2554
No_Tree_8144Apr 8, 2026
+1475
greatest ceasefire maybe in the history of ceasefires. many are saying that
1475
Critical-UsualApr 8, 2026
+443
It lasted many, many minutes. I'm not saying that, they're saying it
443
h0twiredApr 8, 2026
+83
They are telling me... many people... all the people... some... very smart... that this was the greatest ceasefire... never seen one like it before.
83
Fox-On-GamesApr 8, 2026
+7
> It lasted many, many minutes. I'm not saying that, they're saying it
30 minutes at least, that should be another FIFA peace price and a Charlie Kirk Medal of Biggliest Honor.
7
thesagacontsApr 8, 2026
+121
They say please Mr. President, we can’t take more ceasing. It’s too much ceasing.
121
LivininthinairApr 8, 2026
+15
We miss the bombs…the bombs stopped falling and they say Mr. President please bring back the bombs, and I tell them we only have missiles and they tell me, we don’t care if it’s missiles or bombs just please bring them back…so we did and they loved it.
15
hdcase1Apr 8, 2026
+27
With tears in their eyes
27
rusted_wheelApr 8, 2026
+8
Strong men
8
jianh1989Apr 8, 2026
+70
Big beautiful ceasefire, believe me i know all about ceasefire
70
IlVeroStronzoApr 8, 2026
+36
Nobody does ceasefires like I do in the history of ceasefires
36
Full_frontal96Apr 8, 2026
+5
I also choose this guy ceased ceasefire!
5
Substantial-Pin-2913Apr 8, 2026
+10
The likes of which no one has seen before
10
Oceanbreeze871Apr 8, 2026
+57
Like nobody has ever seen. Everybody is calling me crying saying how great the ceasefire is.
57
Hates_rollerskatesApr 8, 2026
+23
Ah, world peace. They don't give that FIFA peace prize out to just anyone.
23
LivininthinairApr 8, 2026
+20
Some people say it was the most beautiful ceasefire ever, the most amazing peace treaty in the history of diplomacy. Well that’s what they are saying.
20
ElandoUKApr 8, 2026
+20
Many ceasefire came up to me, tears in their eyes...
20
PrivatePilot9Apr 8, 2026
+7
I managed to stop another war that Biden started!
/Trump, eventually.
7
NedRyerson_InsuranceApr 8, 2026
+152
These guys, some call them taliban. They look at america and they point their guns at they say fire, but I come in and I look these guys in the eye and I say " but what about the cease? What if we cease before firing? I came up with the term. Look it up. Nobody has ever..i mean people have said fire before. They say fire was the biggest invention in history, but what about water? Can't live without that stuff. So anyway I'm the first to put the cease with the fire. And so I say this and I look at these big strong men in their towels because I guess they just washed their hair. And they look at me. Tears streaming down their face. And they say 'thank you, you are like Allah' their words, not mine. Some say that. So I'm like Allah, their tan Jesus. And so I get out my bible that I always have and I say 'have you heard about Jesus? He's a pretty cool dude.' And so anyway now Iraq is Christian. Was it Iraq? One of those places. So next week I will go to the Israelites. Just like moses went to the israelites, but I won't have two big rocks. I have these wonderful Secret service guys to carry my stuff. Not very secret if you ask me. I mean look at this one. He's right there. I bet he knows a hundred ways to kill ya with his little finger. He could kill anyone in this room, I just have to point and say "that one" and boom, no more chubby guy with glasses and a blue suit. That's a nice suit by the way. Not as nice as mine. Let me send yoy the name of my guy. You couldn't afford him, but he does great work.
152
Stygg_VargApr 8, 2026
+30
Surely this is a word for word quote
30
Skinner936Apr 8, 2026
+33
You must be one of his speech writers. This is too perfect.
33
selfiecatApr 8, 2026
+20
My brain melted
20
SadDoctorApr 8, 2026
+12
point of order: Trump would never just say Jesus seems like a cool dude, because that forms a sentence that's not about him. He'd have to follow up with how much Jesus would like him, or how he's better than Jesus, or how many people are saying he IS jesus.
12
NedRyerson_InsuranceApr 8, 2026
+2
Fair point. I will keep that in mind when concocting other insane ramblings. LOL
2
NonDeterministiKApr 8, 2026
+5
You don't need AI to generate this kind of language. Could be generated by a simple finite state automaton easily implemented on a raspberry pi
5
the-planet-earthApr 8, 2026
+47
Long enough for the Trump family to buy the dip and make millions, which is all they care about.
47
raven1121Apr 8, 2026
+14
" Art of the Deal "
14
lovesdogsguyApr 8, 2026
+14
Shart of the deal.
14
chicu111Apr 8, 2026
+4
That’s what she said after I promised her 2 whole minutes but only gave her 2 seconds
4
TriXter69Apr 8, 2026
+2538
Iran is saying they will withdraw from ceasefire agreement entirely if Israel keeps attacking Lebanon
2538
AssassinAragornApr 8, 2026
+2068
They made Trump go into this war, they're keeping Trump in this war
2068
[deleted]Apr 8, 2026
+145
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145
The_FrostweaverApr 8, 2026
+729
They definately pushed Trump into this war but Trump could have said no.
Trump administration has no morals, no plans, no contemplative internal discussion.
Bibi netenyahu personally convinces Trump to go along with his bombing of Iran and that's it.
All the yes men say yes and USA is at war.
729
GayMormonPirateApr 8, 2026
+404
Some details that are so crazy to me: Mossad was directly in communication with President and staff in Situation room. There is usually a go-between there.
AND, Jared Kushner was in the Situation room. Jared Kushner does not have security clearance and is not even a government employee. I'm pretty sure he's on Israel's payroll.
404
Corpus76Apr 8, 2026
+299
Jared Kushner's role in all of this is absolutely nuts to me. A world leader having their unelected son-in-law directing policy, and everyone's just like "yeah, that's normal"
299
annoyingasheApr 8, 2026
+210
Hunter Biden working on a Ukraine energy board: "This is insane nepotism/corruption. Biden crime family."
Jared Kushner almost singlehandedly deciding foreign policy in the Middle East through the Abraham accords/Board of Peace/being in Trump's ear: "This is totally normal. You have TDS if you don't like it."
The double standards are agonizing
210
swolfingtonApr 8, 2026
+42
the irony is that TDS is real, but pretending that what trump and co are doing is normal is its one defining symptom.
42
ClogalineApr 8, 2026
+15
I feel like the TDS c*** ultimately comes from their line "you just don't like this thing because its Trump doing it". In some cases thats just false, he does or says things that any decent person would be against. In other cases I think its true but they don't understand why.
The analogy I've been starting to come to is imagining that your roof needs fixed but you really don't want your 3 year old kid doing it. You could make the same turn of phrase the MAGAs use - "you actually do want your roof fixed, you just don't want your 3 year old doing it". You can immediately see why this being a "gotcha" makes no sense. There are things that we might otherwise support. But when the person doing the job is clueless, not likely to have a plan, and the most likely outcome is that they make the problem worse and hurt themselves in the process... it becomes obvious why you don't want them specifically doing it.
15
swolfingtonApr 8, 2026
+8
ultimately i think trying to dissect TDS on an intellectual level is giving the people who use it as in insult waaaay too much credit. a ton of people are just dumb, spiteful morons who are latching desperately to MAGA because it gives them appropriate social/permission structure for them to be awful people, and lying/projecting about why trump isn't a garbage human being is just part of that.
like, the entire TDS argument boils down to the fact that they think it's "deranged" to distrust someone who's objectively untrustworthy - its an inherently illogical position in the first place. for normal people, it is actually okay to not like someone because they do bad things, and these people are over here pretending like that's some kind of character flaw.
8
Guyfawkes1994Apr 8, 2026
+21
Shit, he was one of the negotiators who went to Iran to stop the war before it started. It’s not impossible he screwed up with Witkoff and has got literally thousands of people killed.
21
GatoLibreApr 8, 2026
+30
Especially crazy the reason Kushner doesn’t have a security clearance is because he couldn’t pass the standard FBI vetting process to get one during Trump’s first term.
30
GayMormonPirateApr 8, 2026
+21
Yeah, he's too closely tied to foreign entities to get a security clearance. The fact that he's involved in negotiations and war planning is appalling (but not surprising from the Trump admin).
21
WhiskyBrajApr 8, 2026
+57
NYT released a whole article on how the Israelis sold this war to trump and how none of his lackeys dared tell him to not do it.
"According to the report, the Israeli leader was invited into the White House Situation Room on February 11, where he made a presentation — in conjunction with the head of Israel's intelligence service, Mossad."
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-08/donald-trump-cedes-ground-to-iran-before-negotiations-even-begin/106541368
57
zilla82Apr 8, 2026
+10
Have you seen the video of him giving the presentation on rebuilding Gaza? PowerPoint slides and all. Peak dystopia.
10
robotmemerApr 8, 2026
+12
Diplomats have been quoted referring to Kushner and Witkoff as "Israeli Assets".
12
Broken_RealityApr 8, 2026
+8
It's not a war it's an excursion..... Or so Trump says though he also sometimes slips and calls it a war which it can't be because Congress didn't vote to go to war so this is just I dunno the US military killing a bunch of innocent people (and some not so innocent people) for no good reason and causing world wide economic turmoil.
My fuel price has gone up over 30 pence a litre now (I am having to cut down on how much I drive) and I don't blame Iran I blame the US and Israel. Food prices are going up and soon many other things will go up. I don't have the liberty of having money to throw away on Trump and Israel being warmongering assholes. Sadly Trump and Bibi will face none of the consequences of this it will be those who are being attacked and worldwide it will be those who are poor who will suffer.
8
The_Great_Googly_MooApr 8, 2026
+29
Thought it was gonna be like Venezuela very well may turn out worse than Vietnam
29
CursedPhilApr 8, 2026
+19
vietnam didnt lose america the support of their whole allies so its already worse
19
Trap_MastersApr 8, 2026
+46
Guess firing anyone competent in your administration and only keeping incompetent yesmen around wasn't a great idea 😂
46
record_only_waterApr 8, 2026
+84
trump made trump go to this war. to deflect from the fact that he raped kids.
84
Inner-Medicine5696Apr 8, 2026
+13
Trump is in this war for largely the same reason Putin is in his war - as long as he's punching outwards he can keep his base in check by directing hate towards the out-group.
As soon as that bubble collapses, so does their power.
13
Hugh-ManateeApr 8, 2026
+172
So basically explicitly confirms what everyone was thinking - Israel sets the tempo and intensity of the war because they are in charge
172
Tuesday_6PMApr 8, 2026
+103
There’s credible reporting Netanyahu came to the White House with Mossad agents to personally convince Trump to go to war within Iran, against all the recommendations of the US intelligence agencies.
103
[deleted]Apr 8, 2026
+33
[removed]
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Black_MoonsApr 8, 2026
+14
Was that directly before or after trump tweeted that he loves evil men so long as they compliment him?
14
GCdotSupApr 8, 2026
+930
I went to sleep upon hearing about a ceasefire. I wake up and hear about an end of ceasfire. I dont want to go to sleep again.
930
funkengruvenApr 8, 2026
+379
It's all your fault!
379
amorphouscloudApr 8, 2026
+107
Get this guy!
107
I_PEE_WITH_THATApr 8, 2026
+5
Pitchforks here, get your pitchforks!
5
angryPenguinatorApr 8, 2026
+88
Omg he’s Biden
88
SunnyWombleApr 8, 2026
+10
Well, he \*was\* asleep
10
seszettApr 8, 2026
+9
How long did you sleep man? I also went to sleep upon hearing of the ceasefire (it was quite late, granted), but now that it has ended it is already time to sleep again for me.
9
DomTheBomb95Apr 8, 2026
+1951
I can’t believe Biden has done this
1951
Rhaj-no1992Apr 8, 2026
+569
What about Obama?
569
isotope4249Apr 8, 2026
+425
Impeach Kamala now!
425
rawSingularityApr 8, 2026
+128
And look into Hillary's emails too
128
classless_classicApr 8, 2026
+83
This was all on Hunter’s laptop!
83
johnnybigglesApr 8, 2026
+23
Caravans made it here and did this
23
theblasphemerApr 8, 2026
+22
I have from good sources that they're eating the cats and dogs! Cats and dogs!
22
Henchman_2_4Apr 8, 2026
+90
Crooked Hillary is behind it all
90
eMouse2kApr 8, 2026
+42
She must have some emails about this somewhere.
42
EL-YEOApr 8, 2026
+11
How about you say thank you
11
nychumanApr 8, 2026
+4
Just had some Trump friends try and convince me not even an hour ago this is all Obama’s fault. Apparently he paid them to make nukes.
I’m so done man.
4
UncomfortableTacoBoyApr 8, 2026
+28
Hunter's laptop strikes again
28
natural_disaster0Apr 8, 2026
+413
I keep coming back to the crazy fact that we have Americans sling shotting around the moon - something incredibly inspiring for our country and proof that we can do complex and monumental things.
Then here on earth we cant even manage a ceasefire for 24 hours.
413
yongriiApr 8, 2026
+75
Those astronauts looking back at Earth and thinking
“look at those ants squabbling over that little blue marble”
75
555Cats555Apr 8, 2026
+14
Hence why they didnt say anything to trump... it was either silence or say something that would be bad. Although at the same time what Trump said to them ended up being kinda weird so I could kinda understand why they didnt have anything to say. He could have just said they were brave and doing something but he bought up a sports player...
14
MagicCuboidApr 8, 2026
+13
Not only that, it’s America and CANADA as a loving team!! I’m so inspired and touched by the level of comeraderie between our nations that SHOULD be a no brainer. Meanwhile we have president dickhead doing everything in his power to destroy that amazing relationship.
Only two nations have ever gone to the moon together, and it’s America and Canada. That should mean something to people!!!
13
Spare-Pace4283Apr 8, 2026
+36
Trump and Iran have agreed there are 10 points in the ceasefire, turns out they were talking about 10 different points. Conducting foreign policy through twitter rants has downsides
36
big_samosaApr 8, 2026
+178
Damn I was betting it would hold til Friday at market close, but I’ll take this too
178
Far_Stuff_1764Apr 8, 2026
+121
Does trump release the epstein files to distract from the Iran war now?
121
WuncemoorApr 8, 2026
+26
Might need to release the Epstein files to distract from the Iranian failure
26
BadmotoApr 8, 2026
+458
I’m absolutely stunned at how disastrous this whole thing was. Well not really, it’s Trump and he’s a f****** clown.
1. We removed the leadership and a more hardline leadership took its place.
2. We buried their fissile material, what they hadn’t hidden away, so they still have it.
3. This activity gives them every incentive in the world to race towards a nuke. That would be the only real protection they’d have.
4. They took absolute control of the straight of Hormuz and can and will extract all leverage from that over all shipping through there which is massive.
5. They’re now getting paid $2M per boat to allow them through.
6. We destroyed a lot of Iran’s weapons but by some accounts, they still have 70% of hidden away.
7. This war cost the U.S. $100B. Even more to replace the munitions we expended. Imagine if we’d spent that on healthcare or education.
8. We are now the absolute unhinged, unstable and, more importantly, unreliable force in the world. This is all new territory. We weren’t always great, but we had stability at least. Now we’re absolute chaos.
9. The loss of innocent Iranian life.
10. The loss of U.S. servicemen life
11. The damage to surrounding nations infrastructure will have ongoing economic consequences.
12. The damage to U.S. bases abroad.
By all accounts we are far, far worse off than if we had done nothing. This may be the single worst decision in the history of the U.S. and Trump will always be remembered for this.
458
Mk4piApr 8, 2026
+152
His mismanagement probably leads to the dead of thousands if not hundred thousands of Americans during covid. Yet he is here! With a second term. You are overestimating the ability of society to remember or care.
152
TheRealStubbApr 8, 2026
+11
This horrible mismanagement will finally be able to let him live down his horrible Covid mismanagement which killed thousands of Americans.
11
AnomalyNexusApr 8, 2026
+54
Also a fresh 93m population of very angry people for recruiting extremists from. That's going to screw over the US for decades to come
54
gtafan37890Apr 8, 2026
+50
There’s also the US losing its last credibility as a defense partner. The Arab Gulf countries had depended on the US for their military defence. However, what’s the point of continuing that when the US failed to defend them against Iranian drones and dragged them into a conflict that ruined their reputation as a safe haven for foreign investors.
If the US’ threats against its NATO allies wasn’t enough, this war fully cemented the US as an unreliable ally and any country with defensive agreements with the US should start looking for other options.
50
UzzNuffApr 8, 2026
+10
Yes, Iran has shown that the Gulf States are economically at their mercy and the US is unable to protect them from that.
Strategically this seem like a massive victory for Iran as they now are basically the dominant power in the region.
The loss of influence in the region for the US will be massive.
10
TrainquilOnlineApr 8, 2026
+41
The US has burned most of its relations with the world. We will not forgive them for what they have done. They had the chance to NEVER vote for him AGAIN(!!!!) after his first presidency, but despite knowing how unhinged he was, they did it again.
The US is no longer our trustworthy ally. Hell, I'd rather us be allied to China. For generations to come, the US will be shunned.
Of course, this doesn't apply to the millions of Americans who never wanted this psychopath in charge. For them I feel sorry. I am worried for my American friends who never wanted any of this.
But the people that voted for this lunatic - You will not be forgotten. We will remember what you did. We know who you are.
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VanCityPhotoNewbieApr 8, 2026
+1370
>Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, meanwhile, said the ceasefire applied “everywhere", including Lebanon, as he announced Islamabad will host delegations from the US and Iran for talks later this week. But Israel has insisted that Lebanon is not included, and the Israeli military said it carried out its “largest coordinated strike across Lebanon" hours into the ceasefire.
Essentially, they were told specifically that the ceasefire was everywhere and Israel said "F*** it, we need the war to continue".
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Fenix42Apr 8, 2026
+702
So the same thing that has been hapening for 50+ years.
702
TakuyaLeeApr 8, 2026
+246
Except this time it has a very good chance of angering the rest of the world and isolating Israel.
246
Sufficient_Steak_839Apr 8, 2026
+121
No one is going to separate Israel from the US in this scenario
121
__Yakovlev__Apr 8, 2026
+19
There's a lot more than "the rest of the world" than just the US
19
mojambowhatisthescenApr 8, 2026
+237
I wish — they’ve done a lot of shit that should’ve angered the whole world and sidelined Israel, yet here we still are
237
LeZarathustraApr 8, 2026
+75
They _have_ angered most of the world. On several occasions. It's just that the only country that could realistically do something about them is refusing to.
75
georgewesker97Apr 8, 2026
+10
Lol, you are certainly more hopeful than me
10
IntelArtiGenApr 8, 2026
+172
> Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, meanwhile, said the ceasefire applied “everywhere", including Lebanon,
Trump says the opposite: https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/08/iran-war-ceasefire-live-updates-trump-deadline-middle-east-crisis-latest-news
> Lebanon is not part of the two-week ceasefire deal, US president Donald Trump has told the media.
So, who's lying? We'll quickly know I think.
172
Kakariko_crackhouseApr 8, 2026
+176
Trump retweeted the Iranian points that listed cessation of hostilities between all parties, so he was aware
176
Classic-Trifle-2085Apr 8, 2026
+72
Its been a.mess. yesterday after an hour it became evident what Iran and the US tough they agreed too was completely different (CNN reported what was in IRAN medias and Trump threw a tantrum saying hell sue CNN for it), and the Israeli Air Force confirmed strikes between Iran and Israel never stopped.
The "open of the strait" was also understood to still be under Iran control and they could still charge their toll.
Literally, that cease fire never actually hapenned. No one agreed on what it even was.
IRAN always included all party as a condition to a ceasefire (which make sense in kilti party wars) and Pakistani from the very start said it included all party.
Israel and USA just claim otherwise, which doesnt make sense. Why woudnt a cease fire include all part from both side and let you bomb a minor party to Iran?
72
IntelArtiGenApr 8, 2026
+17
Now they even say it's not the same 10 points they agreed on, it's so pathetic.
17
philly_jakeApr 8, 2026
+72
The third party (Pakistan) is by default the one to be trusted
72
SequiturNonApr 8, 2026
+3
If Trump says something, there's an inordinately high chance that he's lying. Why even post him as a source?
3
kr3w_famApr 8, 2026
+275
But what about "ultimate US victory Donald?
275
DonkletownApr 8, 2026
+41
We got some sweet videos of the US blowing things up that we can cut into Call of Duty footage. What else do you want?
41
letitglowbigApr 8, 2026
+62
How many Scaramuccis is this cease fire gonna be?
62
badaimarcherApr 8, 2026
+25
Not even a whole mooch!
25
jethroguardianApr 8, 2026
+6
58.3 milliMooches if you call it a 14 hour ceasefire.
6
siddsmApr 8, 2026
+73
It was the greatest ceasefire, and I know about ceasefires, I've seen all the ceasefires, and they were terrible, and boring. They didn't even use a real pen to sign the ceasefire, they were like, oh, where's the autopen? And I ordered the best pens. Kids these days have no idea, they will be like, mommy, what's this? I got the best deal on these pens. Not $100, not $50. $5 per piece. They even engraved the picture of the Whitehouse and Trump 2028 on the side in gold. They said, you don't have to pay, but I told them, no, I'm gonna pay. And I used these $5 pens to sign the ceasefire and it was so successful, that Iran and Israel generals were calling me and saying, Mr. President, we are bored of the ceasefires. And I told them make sure you don't forget to thank me for the pens.
73
bakpeckoApr 8, 2026
+12
I actually read this in his voice
12
BlackestBeetleApr 8, 2026
+4
I didn't. I don't think he can articulate such long sentences
4
ljlukeljApr 8, 2026
+85
Is there a sub that discusses this with actual discussion? The comments are funny but I find a bunch of snarky comments useless when I need actual information and updates, if anyone has a better sub please lmk.
85
MoodfooApr 8, 2026
+70
For actual information and updates:
[https://apnews.com/](https://apnews.com/)
[https://www.bbc.com/](https://www.bbc.com/)
[https://www.reuters.com/](https://www.reuters.com/)
Listnookors aren't journalists.
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anoidcivApr 8, 2026
+13
Everyone should go straight to these sites when they see breaking news instead of trusting information from whatever source someone has posted (in this case, news18.com) and Listnook commenters.
For what it's worth, AP only confirmed Iran is closing the Strait 15 minutes ago and Reuters hasn't confirmed yet. The linked article in this post is from 4 hours ago. That says something about various outlets' verification standards.
13
BibliophileBroadApr 8, 2026
+9
Just what I was thinking
9
Shot_CupcakesApr 8, 2026
+30
Liz Truss lasted more than this ceasefire.
30
cycleprofApr 8, 2026
+11
Greatest ceasefire ever. The world has never seen anything like it. No one has even opened the Straits like this.
11
NestroyAMApr 8, 2026
+9
I wonder if Iran figured out by now that they, too, control Wallstreet right now and can make billions by just syncing their investments to an announcement of the strait closing or opening
9
aeolus811twApr 8, 2026
+15
now hormuz is the ultimate bargaining chip for Iran
nobody could've seen this coming, nobody. /s
15
I-Might-Be-SomethingApr 8, 2026
+39
Well it was fun while it lasted!
39
jrinredcarApr 8, 2026
+13
Two Week ceasefire? Sorry Trump meant a Too Weak ceasefire
13
SandMan3914Apr 8, 2026
+135
Israel wants to keep US in the fight and will 100% be the instigators. Trump is a complete moron
135
Captain_InverseApr 8, 2026
+35
The most predictable thing of all time maybe? The agreement basically states in text to Iran "you now formally have control of The Strait of Hormuz". So they can now use a closure whenever they need to pressure basically anyone.
35
socialistrobApr 8, 2026
+13
If the 10 point plan more or less stands and the US agrees to it long term then it should go down as a massive US defeat. It's worse in every single way than the prewar status quo and will enable Iran to develop nuclear weapons and make massive amounts of money tolling a waterway which should be untollable according to UNCLOS. It sets a horrible precedent that countries bordering straits can charge access to them. Freedom of navigation is how the US became so rich and powerful to begin with and to see it undermined so blatantly is a huge blow to the US's strategic interests.
13
zeek215Apr 8, 2026
+5
The world is sympathetic to Iran defending itself, but if they tried to upend the world economy when not defending from invaders the rest of the world wouldn’t be so kind.
5
scarab1001Apr 8, 2026
+148
The Orange A****** will surrender even harder to keep the stock market from crashing and the Strait open (with Iran controlling it).
Ceasefire will end in a permanent peace with complete surrender by America. Kegsbreath will view it as a victory (he gets to keep his cosplaying as a war leader).
148
weirdkittenNCApr 8, 2026
+53
Trump will get paid off with part of the strait tolls. That’s enough for him.
53
watch_out_4_snakesApr 8, 2026
+19
Damn, that’s just realistic
19
Technical_Toe_2012Apr 8, 2026
+10
Art of the deal
10
SaddankHusseinthe2ndApr 8, 2026
+10
This wouldn’t have happened if Trump was president!
10
[deleted]Apr 8, 2026
+48
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BestFriendWatermelonApr 8, 2026
+18
Too late Iran! Trump already claimed victory no takebacks!
18
MustWarn0thersApr 8, 2026
+8
Time to hand out the "Fell for it again" awards to Wall Street?
8
RustedRelicsApr 8, 2026
+8
This whole thing has been a huge market manipulation, insider-trading scheme.
8
SirRichardLoveApr 8, 2026
+3
Well, That lasted about a heartbeat.
3
DoughtnutzApr 8, 2026
+4
Trump really is the biggest joke on the world stage. Can't do anything apart from f*** things up.
4
PackolypseApr 8, 2026
+4
Who could have seen this coming. Us. Everyone not trump. He never ceases to amaze me with how bad he screws things up. Each and every time you would think someone in his cabinet would push back and say let’s take 5 minutes to talk about this, but it never happens. And here we are and he looks genuinely shocked that is his actions that he didn’t plan for, in an area that he doesn’t understand blows up in his face.
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