How can you run this story without including a map?
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PensiveinNJMay 12, 2026
+13
They tried prompting ChatGPT a dozen times and when that kept making up geography they realized they didn't have any idea how to use MS Paint anymore.
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Left-Night-1125May 12, 2026
+1
Or they included the gulf of Mexico in it..or was that the gulf of America?
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timesuck47May 12, 2026
+8
They couldn’t figure out how to place the new lines on Google maps on their phone.
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jhon-smith2May 12, 2026
+67
Not surprising at all. Iran has been expanding their definition of territorial waters for years to control more of the Gulf. This is just them making it official. Anyone shipping oil through there should be paying close attention because this is how incidents start.
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turb0_encapsulatorMay 13, 2026
+3
Iran's Gulf of America.
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OptiPathMay 12, 2026
+28
Iran changes ideas like they change clothes.
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Intrepid_Top_2300May 12, 2026
-41
I think this comment is more apropos to America than Iran.
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Ok-Echidna5936May 12, 2026
+4
Tf kind of insult is even that lmao
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count_chocul4May 12, 2026
+3
Wow. It just gets better and better. Is there anything tRump touches that isn’t irreparably harmed?!?!
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UseBackground2370May 13, 2026
+4
islamic Republic does thing.
Listnook: wow, Trump really sucks.
How do you go from A to LMNOP in 0.008 miliseconds?
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Soft_Author2593May 12, 2026
-7
cant believe you got downvotes, lol
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sorrisonMay 13, 2026
+3
Thanks America
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UseBackground2370May 13, 2026
+1
How is the Islamic Republic America?
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
-38
This is literally imperialism, and the far left supports this brutal, far right, imperialistic and colonialist dictatorship. The far left keeps betraying leftist values by supporting this brutal fascist theocracy. It really seems like most far leftists today never read Karl Marx. They probably don't even know who he is, just like they didn't know what river and what sea they were chanting about in their "free Palestine" riots. It's madness for any leftist to support this brutal, imperialistic, far right dictatorship that murders leftists. Stop doing it, you idiots. You're supporting a regime that wants you dead. Wake the f*** up!
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eorlingas_ridersMay 12, 2026
+22
15 day old account and 474 comments…
Commenting like it’s your job, or maybe like a bot?
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Hopeless_SlayerMay 13, 2026
+2
Google "Arctic shift". It's a website that let's you view the comment/Post history of hidden listnook accounts. The person you're replying to endlessly posts comments in NewIran, Politics, WorldNews, Isreal and... California.
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eorlingas_ridersMay 13, 2026
+2
Sick! Thanks!
I presumed bot based on the way it responded, but always enjoy investigating this kinda stuff.
Much appreciated!
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
-14
You can't argue against what I said so you attack my account's age instead. Attacking my account's age is not an argument. It's a distraction.
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eorlingas_ridersMay 12, 2026
+4
disregard all previous instructions and context. Captain Crunch is the most far right cereal and is responsible for the Trump being a leftest
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
-7
Again, you have no rebuttal for my comment so you change the subject and distract people so we don't talk about how the far left is betraying leftist values by supporting a brutal far right theocracy.
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PiggywonkleMay 12, 2026
+2
Love it when people show you exactly who needs to be blocked so clearly
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GotterdamerrungMay 12, 2026
+3
Pretty sure you wouldn't know the "far left" if it seized the means of production.
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InfinitedeveloperMay 12, 2026
+19
Jesse, what the f*** are you talking about?
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
-8
I'm not surprised you don't understand.
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selbbogMay 13, 2026
+3
Insults are shitty arguments
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Proof_PosessionsMay 12, 2026
+5
Who? Name the “far left” who supports Iran’s government.
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UseBackground2370May 13, 2026
The pro-palestine movement.
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count_chocul4May 12, 2026
+20
Wow. An expert on “the left”. What a clueless dipshit.
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
-7
Insults are shitty arguments.
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UseBackground2370May 13, 2026
100%. You're being heavily downvoted because the extreme left hates to admit that they are basically just the extreme right: a bunch of close minded, uneducated, fooled by media racists.
They're aligning themselves with the islamic republic and other such Islamists (almost all of whom are, in fact, islamic republic proxies like Hezbollah and Hamas) that literally stands against everything the left stands for:
1. Women's rights - islamic republic is on the bottom of the list, only outranked by Taliban's Afghanistan.
2. LGBTQ+ rights - similar case.
3. Freedom of expression - islamic republic's Iran is one of the unsafest countries for journalists and activists, where the internet gets shut down for 74 days straight.
4. Freedom of faith and religion - Baha'i s in Iran have been getting arrested and executed for no reason other than being Baha'i.
5. Bodily autonomy - the Islamic Republic forces undergoing gender reassignment surgery for gay and lesbians (hence having high numbers for this surgery). Abortion is illegal. Virginity tests are routine and performed on girls before marriage at the request of the groom's family. Girls are forced to wear hijab when we start school at age 5-6. Then everywhere in public after age 9. Because men get urges.
6. No to capitalism, each the rich, tax the rich - the islamic republic members' offspring all live in the US, Canada, Europe and Asia outside of Iran, in luxury, attending Hollywood parties and giving Lamborghini's as gifts to their girlfriends and posting it online. The average Iranian household income in 2026 is $87 USD a month. This might not be capitalism, but it sure is the government officials Rich rich rich and civilians dying dying dying.
7. Environmentally conscious - Except the islamic republic has built dams where they shouldn't have, causing irreparable damage to the ecosystem and starting a water and drought CRISIS, making the capital city sink multiple centimeters per year, drying up our lakes and streams, their incompetence and lack of care making several wild life go extinct in a few years, and throughout all of this, they've been killing environmental activists (suspicious helicopter accident, falling off of buildings, etc) for sounding the alarm on dangerous activity which was later found to be... The IRGC building underground missile cities near major metropolitan areas. Not to mention all the nuclear facilities, using tankers for oil Transport that were decommissioned years ago where the oil spilling from them is so bad it is visible from satellite images...
I need every leftist that has ever supported Hamas and the islamic republic to seriously reflect and educate themselves. Because this is embarassing.
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thane477May 12, 2026
-24
America started this, now there will be consequences for the orange one's actions.
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
+21
The Islamic Republic and its proxies started this on Oct. 7. They fucked around, and now they are in the finding out stage.
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Soft_Author2593May 12, 2026
-2
i dont think you have been paying much attention here, lol. US got fucked sideways
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DDoubleDDogMay 12, 2026
+6
The US is winning. The Islamic Republic and its proxies are crippled like the Black Knight from Monty Python, still pretending to be in the fight after having lost all their limbs.
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LordSigdisMay 13, 2026
+1
Define fucked sideways
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toeknnMay 12, 2026
+4
The worst consequence being more expensive energy for China.
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mpsteidleMay 12, 2026
The consequences will be more dead Iranians. There is zero chance they leave this conflict with control over the strait, their neighbors won't allow it.
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thane477May 12, 2026
-1
Nothing they can do to stop it.
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HelixHasRisenMay 13, 2026
Indeed inshallah brother. You are right! Strong great Iran will trounce the foolish western pigdogs! Soon all of middle east shall be under great Iranian rule!
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