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News & Current Events Apr 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM

Iran Says Hormuz Strait Now Completely Open for Commercial Ships

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Iran Says Hormuz Strait Now Completely Open for Commercial Ships
Bloomberg.com
Iran Says Hormuz Strait Now Completely Open for Commercial Ships
Iran announced the Strait of Hormuz is now “completely open” for commercial traffic, a major step toward ending a war with the US and Israel that’s sent energy prices surging and hit the global economy.

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GeshtiannaSG 2 days ago +3574
For only as long as the Lebanon ceasefire holds.
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Scholastic_nobody 2 days ago +842
Will Trump remove the blockade now? Markets are already shooting up like the crisis is over
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ForsakenRacism 2 days ago +410
The blockade is only for ships going to and from Iran
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rhino369 2 days ago +166
But it’s not part of the ceasefire. The US should end it as soon as tankers actually start rolling through unmolested. 
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StrategicCarry 2 days ago +97
But then how would Trump cause Iran to close the strait again right before the markets close after there's a bunch of suspicious activity on oil futures?
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big-papito 2 days ago +250
But Donald loves molesting things.
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rhino369 2 days ago +178
Most of these tankers are over 13. 
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CornCobMcGee 2 days ago +21
His preference doesn't keep him going older. Like he said‐ he can't stop himself, he moves on them like a b****
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PluginAlong 2 days ago +8
If they're well known ships, he'll apparently pay them.
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mortisthewise 2 days ago +2
There probably is a bilge water tape somewhere out there
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SienarFleetSystems 1 day ago +2
I never understood that line. Like, HE moved on them like they were a b****, or he moved on THEM like they were a b****? And how does one move on someone or be moved upon "like a b****"? Please mime it for me. I expect no clarity from trump given the pronouns...
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Interesting_Pen_167 2 days ago +2
The 'This week in shipping' guy on youtube said that the Saudi port on the coast there is one of the most critical ports in the world for refueling, I think this is still going to be a major problem if that's the case.
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Sped_monk 2 days ago +29
It’s Friday, expect an announcement from Trump right at EOD so him and his boys can cash in on the market rally
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dysmetric 2 days ago +11
Probably just pumping the dark traders over the weekend, to cash them out with next weeks dump on retail
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dennis-w220 2 days ago +30
Market is actually setting new high like not only nothing had happened, something good had happened.
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--Chug-- 2 days ago +7
It makes me sick to my stomach
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BigBoyYuyuh 2 days ago +67
It’s pump time. When he inevitably threatens again, it’s dump time. Buy during the dump to get ready for the next pump. He’s found an infinite money hack.
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mgranja 2 days ago +13
1 - Be president of the US 2 - Have no scruples or morals 3 - Profit
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tomdarch 2 days ago +9
Amazing how IRAN pushed the DOW close to 50,000 again...
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Yourcatsonfire 2 days ago +7
Im sure he will wait a longer then sell sell sell then create another blockade for stocks to drop so he can buy more and keep the cycle going.
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EconomyDoctor3287 2 days ago +3
Trump stated that the blockade on iranian ports is not part of this and will still be inplace, so this is likely a fragile state
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GeshtiannaSG 2 days ago +4
The most recent announcement said no, it’s still in place.
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--Chug-- 2 days ago +2
The markets judge him on a curve and it makes me sick. Gas prices went down after the first "fake" cease fire announcement and didn't sharply correct when it was found out that it wasn't being abided by on both sides. It's complete BS.
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GiantsRTheBest2 2 days ago +2
The markets are operating in a post-scandal world. There’s no world event or news coverage that will negatively affect the market at this point.
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wolf_at_the_door1 2 days ago +2
Just because markets want conflicts to be over doesn’t mean they are.
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yapyd 2 days ago +2
Give it a day, he'll escalate things before markets open, then TACO a day or so after
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Jazs1994 2 days ago +22
Nah as it opened 9am us time, it'll close 5pm for the stock market
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007meow 2 days ago +289
So the world’s energy market and all downstream effects are hinging upon Israel keeping their word And Israel ruled by someone who has a vested personal interest in the ongoing conflict to avoid a trial.
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GeshtiannaSG 2 days ago +47
Not just in Lebanon. Somalia has started threatening action in Bab al-Mandeb for Somaliland business.
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MegaLemonCola 2 days ago +65
Israel withdrawing from Lebanon is also contingent on Lebanon keeping their word to disarm Hezbollah. So I’m not holding my breath.
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arathorn3 2 days ago +53
Something the Lebanese.government has continually failed tp do for 20 years. the disarmament of Hezbollah south of the Litani was.part of the 2006 ceasefire a Ceasefire.that.was agreed.on April 14, 2006.(liberally 20 years ago)
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Rejestered 2 days ago +61
You aren't wrong but I think israel burned its bridge with trump. he was willing to go murder iran with them because he gives zero fucks about iran or human beings in general. BUT israel committed a cardinal sin. they made trump look bad. he's not going to let them f*** this up more.
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sonic_couth 2 days ago +75
I’d be very surprised if Trump learned anything at all from this “little excursion”
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mangalore-x_x 2 days ago +3
why should he? only poor and brown people suffered, he made bank!
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Koru03 2 days ago +4
I'd be very surprised if he's capable of learning anything at all.
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Buzzkill_13 2 days ago +51
Trump doesn't care aboit looking bad, either. But they made him look WEAK, the LOSER that he is, almost mocked him even. Obama did that once at a presidential dinner a loooong time ago. And look how he's still living rent free in dudes head
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slugmorgue 2 days ago +10
I'm not even sure if he cares about that anymore either, all he seems concerned about is whether the news is talking about him or not
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Jeremizzle 2 days ago +8
It’s both. He’s a gigantic narcissist so he loves being talked about, but if you insult him he will have a vendetta against you forever, because again, giant narcissist, and you made him feel like he might not be perfect so he has to fix that by destroying you.
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angelbelle 2 days ago +6
I don't think there's enough talk about how much Israel dared to overstep their station during Trump's administration. It's one thing to criticize to the media but Bibi would never dare to act out without Obama/Biden's endorsement and approval for when it matters.
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porktorque44 2 days ago +8
Trump is a consummate b**** and is too stupid to understand how to apply political pressure or enforce boundaries. If something stops Israel from attacking it won’t be Trump laying down the law.
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AnxiousPacifist 2 days ago +8
And on Hezbollah ability to NOT shoot missiles.
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liverpoolFCnut 2 days ago +9
Yes, because Hezbollah has no vested interest in firing rockets at Israel lol
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snoopingforpooping 2 days ago +10
Israel just said the job is not done against Hizbollah
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GeshtiannaSG 2 days ago +7
"Enough is enough": Trump says to Israel US President Donald Trump said Israel will be prohibited from bombing Lebanon. "They are prohibited from doing so by the USA. Enough is enough!!!" he said, adding that America will "deal with the Hezbollah situation in an appropriate manner".
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donkeyrocket 2 days ago +14
Trump believing he has ultimate authority in this matter is cute.
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meshakooo 2 days ago +11
$10 it will be closed before Monday.
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tomdarch 2 days ago +3
We'll find out whether Trump has sway over Netanyahu at all. If so, he may be able to restrain Netanyahu from killing Lebanese to keep the markets happy (DOW heading back towards 50k, crude is below $80 at this moment.) If not...
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llixaa 2 days ago +10
Which is never because Israel does not want the war to stop.
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EsraYmssik 2 days ago +2
For only as long as Trump thinks is personally profitable.
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Popular_Wrangler9422 2 days ago +481
Friday 9 am. So whats planned for the weekend because we know its gotta change by monday.
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SinistralGuy 2 days ago +166
Markets go up, they sell by end of day. Ceasefire *somehow* gets broken over the weekend* for a market bloodbath on Monday. *or ceasefire stays intact and US decides to invade Cuba because why not
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Popular_Wrangler9422 2 days ago +38
If only there was some sort of entity that could regulate the market and insider trading…
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YourMemeExpert 1 day ago +10
Why would you want to deprive the poor billionaires and politicians of even more money, you sick f***?
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PluginAlong 2 days ago +7
They'll sell mid day and use that money to buy shorts for the weekend just in time for the ceasefire to blow up.
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JohnHazardWandering 1 day ago +2
Megayachts don't just buy themselves, you know?
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AdventurousPolicy 2 days ago +766
So the mines are magically gone? I can't read the article because paywall EDIT: I found the actual quote: "In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through \[the\] Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran." -Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi [https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cqxdg17yr2wt](https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cqxdg17yr2wt)
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Decent-Photograph391 2 days ago +668
There’s always a route near the Iranian coast that’s mine-free. Now the tankers just won’t be shot at as they traverse. Supposedly.
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ByteSizedGenius 2 days ago +302
I imagine all the ships right now being like "No, no I insist... you go first mate"
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lkodl 2 days ago +125
Where's Mr. Beast? "The first ship to cross the Strait of Hormuz will win a Tesla!"
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Creative-Painter3911 2 days ago +45
BUT if you go off-coarse and go through the mine field, you could win 5 MILLION DOLLARS ON TOP OF THE TESLA
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PolarWater 1 day ago +13
*explodes* Well, I guess he won the Tesla experience anyway!
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CouldBeLessDepressed 2 days ago +5
And in classic Mr. Beast fashion, he'll have laid a surprise minefield of his own half way thru that the ships have to navigate, and none of them are, of course, told this before they start.
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slvrbullet87 2 days ago +7
If they had been stuck there for two months, they are probably trying to get through first. No clue how long this will last and they don't want to miss their chance.
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steve1017 2 days ago +8
Why would they send the first mate of their own ship, that seems reckless......
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BavarianBarbarian_ 2 days ago +2
Definitely, that's a sailor's job if I've ever seen one!
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THE_CHOPPA 2 days ago +23
Yea I don’t trust the locals. Someone might have missed the memo.
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DrPsyz9 2 days ago +8
Which is exactly the same conditions as yesterday
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spoooonerism 2 days ago +4
Were there ever mines? I think the threat of mines is enough to make people not go.
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mrgoodnighthairdo 2 days ago +82
I doubt there were ever mines to begin with
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whatproblems 2 days ago +35
it’s a game of chicken. nobody’s going to risk their ship.
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probablyNotARSNBot 2 days ago +10
If they put mines, they also would need to clear them before using the strait again. Ultimately the strait being closed still hurts Iran the most, otherwise mines would have been a no brainer. C****, and a nightmare to deal with (as seen in Ukraine)
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showars 2 days ago +24
So you haven’t read the article then. There has always been an unmined area at the coast of Iran. They will not be firing at ships using it.
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RepulsiveContract475 2 days ago +13
>If they put mines, they also would need to clear them before using the strait again. My understanding is that modern navel mines can be armed and disarmed remotely, they don't have to be physically removed. Also there are obviously safe routes through the Straight, ships have been transiting it since the war started, just in fewer numbers that during peacetime.
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marr 2 days ago +7
That sounds not 100% reliable and also super vulnerable to cyber war.
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Intro-Nimbus 2 days ago +18
I don't think we have any confirmation of the strait actually mined, I expect that to be a last resort. The threat to close it with mines is stronger than actually mining it.
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CitizenCue 1 day ago +3
Some experts have questioned whether the mines ever actually existed. It turns out that just saying you mined an area is almost as effective as actually mining it. The risk for shippers and insurance companies is too high.
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RedIndianRobin 2 days ago +32
There were never any mines.
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ASDF0716 2 days ago +73
“The *real* mines were the tolls we charged along the way.”
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MrDerpGently 2 days ago +4
So, in other words: now that our terms have been met, the ceasefire will resume.
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cdazzo1 2 days ago +2
The mines seem to have been a red herring. A number of ships have transited through the Strait since this began. I personally doubt there were any mines to begin with.
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Ilikeyounott 2 days ago +11
They can control mines remotely, this isn't the 19th century
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probablyNotARSNBot 2 days ago +21
The majority of Iran’s mines are in fact dumb WW1 type mines
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sundae_diner 2 days ago +5
WW1 wasn't the 19th century 
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canada_mountains 2 days ago +303
BBC just said Trump posted on Truth Social: >BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. > >THIS PROCESS SHOULD GO VERY QUICKLY IN THAT MOST OF THE POINTS ARE ALREADY NEGOTIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cqxdg17yr2wt?post=asset%3Ab6d966b2-a408-464e-86d9-51570a7c8b94#post The all caps, I get. Trump has always used all caps. But I keep seeing the "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" meme on Listnook. I was skeptical of that meme at first, but it's true, this orange buffoon will use this in his writing every now and then, lol.
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GatoLibre 2 days ago +120
Oh yeah, it’s signature Trump speak now. Sad!
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aceinthehole001 2 days ago +42
Many people are saying it. The best people
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gauderio 2 days ago +11
They say it with tears in their eyes.
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EbonBehelit 2 days ago +4
He has to speak in all caps or his brain won't hear it.
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Zydian488 2 days ago +3
THANK YOU FOR THINKING ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF MY LAST SENTENCE INSTEAD OF EPSTEIN!
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Jealous_Response_492 2 days ago +36
Government by decree issued on social media. Not a good look for any nation.
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ApesAPoppin237 2 days ago +21
I know you probably meant "look" but it's pretty bad luck too
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dogpoopfruitloops 2 days ago +28
>OUR TRANSACTION Translation: Iran still needs to pay me money personally.  These fucks are using the US Military to extort for personal gain
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tomdarch 2 days ago +2
Like with Venezuela, I have to infer that Trump has been talking with loser exiles and maybe some people inside the respective countries who are offering him a cut in exchange for putting them into power.
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userhwon 1 day ago +3
\>THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER Straight-up thanking people for ignoring the [Epstein Files](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/10/struggling-to-navigate-the-epstein-files-here-is-a-visual-guide).
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BangCrash 2 days ago +2
It's his version of "I'm waiting for your positive reply"
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SuperKrusher 2 days ago +18
Ah it must mean all the inside traders all sold their oil for profit and now need it to go down so they don't have to pay crazy prices for their jets.
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Spork_Warrior 2 days ago +71
They didn't just say it. They declared it.
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eazye123 2 days ago +37
I DO DECLARE…… BANKRUPTCY
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IgnoranceIsTheEnemy 2 days ago +682
Watch out Cuba, Canada,Greenland. Trump needs another world event so people stop talking about the Epstein files.
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MrKuub 2 days ago +118
He might just need to get rid of his wife then
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The_Late_Arthur_Dent 2 days ago +80
Well his *push her down the stairs and bury her on the golf course* strategy worked last time
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Dane_k23 2 days ago +16
Is that why she gave that conference?
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PluginAlong 2 days ago +16
I fully believe she did it as a power move. A nice reminder she can probably end him any time she wants.
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Dragunav 2 days ago +9
There's also the fact that Amanda Ungaro tweeted about knowing what kind of person Melania really was or something like that. So people theorized that Melania went out with that conference to shut it down.
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darkstar8239 2 days ago +4
Might be the 1st president to have the Second Lady in the white house
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RichardMuncherIII 2 days ago +47
I give it 3 hours before Israel resumes bombing
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eazye123 2 days ago +5
Not with that attitude!
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Majestic-Two3474 2 days ago +11
I see you’re an optimistic person!
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Antics16 2 days ago +365
So gas prices should go down right?..... right?!
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AtheIstan 2 days ago +247
Crude oil went -9% instantly
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DocPhilMcGraw 2 days ago +101
Crude future* which is speculative. The actual price paid for oil is the spot price which at least a week or so ago was around $140 a barrel. And the IEA has been saying that it’s going to take months if not a couple of years to get crude oil production back to where it was before the war.
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Munstered 2 days ago +18
Crude futures directly and most heavily impact what you pay at the pump. https://www.api.org/news-policy-and-issues/news/2026/03/16/how-gasoline-prices-are-determined
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DocPhilMcGraw 2 days ago +11
Where does it say crude futures directly and most heavily impact what you pay at the pump?
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ColdCauliflour 2 days ago +10
My XOM stock is down in premarket like 4%... Small price to pay imo
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Laksu_ja_Molliamet 2 days ago +92
Futures are dropping heavily currently.
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lueckestman 2 days ago +13
Futures are not in line with currents prices anymore.
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MaxPlanck_420 2 days ago +7
That will happen any time there is major constraints on supply. Customers rarely buy bulk oil at same day pricing outside the future market. The best similarity is airline tickets. It's almost always cheaper to buy them a few months in advance. What is happening to the markets now is similar to airline tickets around a major holiday. It becomes ludicrous prices to buy same day airline tickets around Christmas. You wouldn't say that airline prices are broken due to that.
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krisminime 2 days ago +16
They saw that I locked in a more expensive 12 month fixed rate yesterday and decided to open the straight to f*** with me
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MoreWaqar- 2 days ago +37
It takes 60 days for oil to deliver. And there's now a massive shortage worldwide. It'll take months for oil to fully regularize. This is not some evil monopoly hat man strategy.
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TheOtherPete 2 days ago +21
When global oil prices rise, all gas stations immediately raise their prices, they don't wait 60 days for the increases to work their way through the system - funny how that works
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MoreWaqar- 2 days ago +28
It's almost like they need to buy their restocking oil right away, and account for the risk in the market. Explain to me how you would handle 10+M barrels going offline suddenly with no end in sight? Oil is an extremely competitive market.
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Lerdroth 2 days ago +3
Depends how far in advance you order, I used to order full tankers of fuel for our Transport Company and the price difference between forecourt and refinery could be 25-30%. You could prepurchase X amount over whatever time frame you utilise it but you'd be betting on the fuel going up or down and losing or gaining based on it. Supermarkets generally hold prices well because they have contracts for vast amounts per year and buy very little at last minute. Smaller Gas Stations fly up and down depending on what's happening as they buy on the spot. Hilarious seeing the Supermarkets have 50p cheaper Fuel than a direct load from a Refinery early in the Ukrainian War, you can't fill up Trucks in those places though so get fucked basically.
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SomethingFunnyObv 2 days ago +22
Gradually they will but long term it’s hard to say until we see what the output is in many of the gulf states.
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Waterwoogem 2 days ago +7
Didn't the Capacity in Qatar get heavily degraded sometime shortly before Trump wrote those two insane posts?
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SomethingFunnyObv 2 days ago +4
That’s my understanding. If exports were halted then production had to stop/slow down and from what I read, when pumps are stopped they lose pressure and don’t pump as well once production resumes. Oil prices should drop if the strait is open but damage has already been done.
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asmiggs 2 days ago +3
Qatar's main damage was to its LNG facilities not oil but other countries had their oil facilities attacked and one refinery was hit in Qatar.
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locke_5 2 days ago +16
I used to work at a major US gas company. Typically around April we would transition from “winter fuel” (cheaper due to additives but worse for environment) to “summer fuel” (more expensive but cleaner). I believe we’re still using “winter fuel”, so there will likely be another price bump within the next month or so.
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Bradley271 2 days ago +10
We had a period of nearly a month where no oil tankers were entering or leaving the strait. The last tankers to leave are just arriving now. You haven’t actually even seen the worst of the prices, wait for a week or so when we start seeing actual supply limits.
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MrWhite26 2 days ago +7
First ships will actually have to sail through. That's not happening right now: [https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/HORMUZ-STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker](https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/HORMUZ-STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker)
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Sam-Starxin 2 days ago +99
Yay we're back to a couple of months ago.
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johnnycyberpunk 2 days ago +46
Minus $60 billion or so, and (at least) 13 American lives. EDIT: Not discounting Iranian lives lost, just highlighting US ‘progress’.
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Pure-Drawer-2617 2 days ago +63
which as we all know are the only lives that count
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Zodi88 2 days ago +15
And many, many more Iranian and Lebanese civilian lives.
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SnottyAmerica 2 days ago +27
I can imagine counting non American lives in this conflict would be......tiring for you.
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scoops22 2 days ago +5
At least a few insiders got to make a bunch of money off of market manipulation.
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Maxion 2 days ago +5
Oh there were more lives lost, some osint people were tracking flights + ambulances at some airport.
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banditta82 2 days ago +15
Iran now also has an even harder hardliner now in charge who will likely be worse than dad. [https://www.newarab.com/analysis/rise-mojtaba-khamenei-irans-hardliners-cement-power#:\~:text=It%20is%20unclear%20what%20Mojtaba's,space%20in%20Iran%20further%20contracts.%E2%80%9D](https://www.newarab.com/analysis/rise-mojtaba-khamenei-irans-hardliners-cement-power#:~:text=It%20is%20unclear%20what%20Mojtaba's,space%20in%20Iran%20further%20contracts.%E2%80%9D)
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Sinnombre40 2 days ago +121
Only trump can get a strait that was previously open to be re-opened. Art of the deal
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TrumpsDoubleChin 2 days ago +20
All for the low, low cost of [One Trillion Dollars!](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/14/iran-war-cost-us-taxpayer-trillion-harvard.html)
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nyjets239 2 days ago +5
And the market is higher on the 2nd opening.
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Salientfox 1 day ago +10
Annndd it’s closed again
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SinisterCheese 2 days ago +9
Ah. So.. it'll be closed by Sunday? So that on Monday the markets can crash. And just before Trump tweets about it there a billions worth of bets placed to markets. It's amazing how these modern conflicts only seem to progress outside of market/office hours.
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Pecncorn1 2 days ago +14
trump is the guy that starts the fire and thinks he should get a reward for showing up with a bucket. Invoke the 25th!
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Neurojazz 2 days ago +35
They’d probably just bought loads of shares.
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Dothemath2 2 days ago +6
Trump and his cronies are closing their calls and buying their puts. Reversal on Monday or TACO Tuesday.
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Lump001 2 days ago +6
State TV already contradicted this, saying any passage is with the permission of IRGC.
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Hideandseek86 2 days ago +19
Lets see when the ships get moving. At the moment there is not really alot of movement before the straight on either side. You would think there are alot of ships start sailing immediatly that waited the Last weeks. One cruise ship will cross the next few hours.
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BOPSurfcasting1 2 days ago +5
Iran knows tankers won't come through the strait over the next 9 days of the Israel - Lebanon ceasefire, it's still too risky, if the ceasefire breaks while tankers are passing through the strait, the last thing tanker crews will hear is the sound of incoming drones.
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mjagiel 1 day ago +7
So are we back to where we started except with countless deaths and injuries and billions of dollars wasted?
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ThatBeingCed 2 days ago +110
Until the USA do something stupid again.
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Anaud-E-Moose 2 days ago +90
>In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, See y'all when the ceasefire expires on April 22, next Wednesday.
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ThatBeingCed 2 days ago +59
I'm not ready to bet that it'll last until the 22nd. Israel is... they like to kill people.
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Majestic-Two3474 2 days ago +14
“Self defense” 🤪
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adhq 2 days ago +7
That would be next Tuesday
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tattlerat 2 days ago +18
Fucked as it is to say this does not bode well for Cuba.
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ahkian 2 days ago +6
Damn I had forgotten about that.
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SilentDanni 2 days ago +14
I'm just waiting for the news tomorrow that Israel bombed Iran for "reasons".
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bleepbleepboot 2 days ago +3
But what about the mines that were placed in the ocean? who removes them?
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TylerYax 2 days ago +3
I give it till the end of trading day
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DarienDay04 1 day ago +4
How do I get in on this market manipulation?
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VeryVideoGame 2 days ago +7
I just found myself thinking "since the info came from Iran and not Trump, I see it as reliable"
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mataushas 2 days ago +6
Great now release full Epstein files
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alexfi-re 2 days ago +3
This is so confusing.
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BOPSurfcasting1 2 days ago +9
Sometimes open can mean closed, and sometimes closed can mean open, and sometimes it can mean the strait is open and closed at the same time, and occasionally it can also mean the strait is not open or closed. Got it?
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luscious_lobster 2 days ago +3
Can’t trust Iran nor the US to tell the truth
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Fun3mployed 1 day ago +3
Rofl no they didn't.
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Upstairs_Eagle_4780 1 day ago +3
Can't wait to see what SNL does with this.
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Vovicon 2 days ago +138
No. It's because Israel finally accepted to extend the ceasefire to Lebanon too.
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dbandit1 2 days ago +37
or the terms of the ceasefire were finally met
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Str8UpJorking 2 days ago +54
Nope. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/17/iran-war-live-ceasefire-starts-in-lebanon-as-trump-says-tehran-deal-close >Iran’s Foreign Minister says **“in line with the ceasefire in Lebanon**, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open **for the remaining period of ceasefire”** Don’t give Trump 4D chess credit.
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daanluc 2 days ago +63
It’s what they say but the blockade definitely affects them massively. They always denied they would open the Strait for a ceasefire.
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AwesomeWhiteDude 2 days ago +5
Tbf the initial agreement/confusion was that Iran would open the strait while keeping the toll booth. Now there is no Iranian toll booth, hence "completely open"
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knil22 2 days ago +5
I give it a week tops before Trump ruins it somehow.
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Suguha_chan 2 days ago +11
Did Iran say that or did Trump say that Iran said that
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neon_meate 2 days ago +19
Iran did, it's until the 22nd (Wednesday) or until someone in Israel remembers Bibi should be in jail and he has to start the whole thing over again.
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Prudent_Link6029 2 days ago +14
Until Netanyahu wakes up from his nap
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anxiousalpaca 2 days ago +11
with $2M fees or without?
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Ultra_Metal 2 days ago +11
No, because that would violate international law. The whole point of the blockade is to prevent Iran from charging a toll.
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seclifered 2 days ago +3
Getting Israel to stop was all it took. Let’s see how long bibi allows the ceasefire to hold. It’s not in their interest for peace to reign 
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IntelArtiGen 2 days ago +6
Hopefully it means the war is over.
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theHoundLivessss 2 days ago +11
Axios is reporting they have a leak that Trump offered 20 billion for Iran's uranium. That I immediately believed this despite it being a literal rumour unconfirmed by anyone speaks to how laughable America has been in this entire process.
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AdHom 2 days ago +10
Wasn't Trump criticizing the original treaty from the Obama admin because he said we paid them like a billion dollars to not enrich?
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Fargonics 2 days ago +2
I’ll believe it when the gas station says the same thing.
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retro_underpants 2 days ago +2
Question, genuinely- what was the point of this?
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ABA477 2 days ago +2
Paywall
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litreofstarlight 2 days ago +2
Can't wait for it to change again in two hours /s, but not really
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FearlessVegetable30 2 days ago +2
Iran is saying the straight will stay closed if the US blockade doesnt move
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Random_182f2565 2 days ago +2
Even for ships from the USA and Israel?
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sdasu 2 days ago +2
That’s one incredible laxative.
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MLCarter1976 1 day ago +2
I wonder if the boats will all go full throttle and get the heck out of there n. Maybe difficult for those coming up behind them or needing more stuff tomorrow, next week etc.
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TyhmensAndSaperstein 1 day ago +2
I thought they couldn't find all their mines? This should be an interesting week.
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raazurin 1 day ago +2
We did it! World peace!
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RookTheGamer 1 day ago +2
 Schrödinger’s Strait
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thesockninja 1 day ago +2
Pay no attention to the lost mines
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Trekfull 1 day ago +2
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/irans-military-closes-strait-of-hormuz-again-citing-u-s-blockade And it's closed again because of the US blockade.
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Covah88 1 day ago +6
So we're back to square one with $4 gas? Cool cool cool cool cool
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Jeffgoldbum 2 days ago +6
Literally one of the dumbest conflicts of the 21st century No goals have been accomplished, billions where spent, thousands died just so everything can go back to how it was more or less a few months ago, Nothing substantial has changed, nothing major has been accomplished there is no deal, Its great that this might now end, But the fact it existed at all is a farce and the fact the people who started it have now ended it, does not mean it should be celebrated.
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OldManCodeMonkey 2 days ago +11
A great many insider trades and prediction market cash ins were accomplished. The people responsible for this shit show have been making out like bandits.
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Jeffgoldbum 2 days ago +5
those are crimes not accomplishments, that is what im talking about. None of this made anything better.
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