There is no way Trump goes anywhere cloaed to a place named Islamabad: "go get em JD." Knowing Trump, he'd even make a joke that his VP might could get killed.
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Prestigious_Load16993 days ago
+134
But he Truth Social’d “praise be to Allah” on Easter morning.
He’s an ally to the Islamic world!
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JackieHands3 days ago
+29
It'll be kushner most likely, the tv host president is sending his son-in-law
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Bruvvimir3 days ago
+28
Kushner doesn't start with "D".
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tryagainlater633 days ago
+15
So Trump is sending Netanyahu’s child friend to negotiate. Netty used to stay with Kushner family on his trips to the US.
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doomgoblin3 days ago
+24
Douchebag does
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ACMomani3 days ago
+2
If Kushner is on the negotiations team then the talks are fucked and the war will presume.
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StetsonTuba83 days ago
+12
Or he will go because he agrees that Islam is bad
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OmmmShantiOm3 days ago
+9
I'm pretty sure he converted to Islam.
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edidonjon3 days ago
+5
Or he'll go "Islam, my bad"
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TheGringoDingo2 days ago
+2
There’s no way he’s medically cleared to go.
My guess is it’s Rubio’s turn to pretend there’s a path to a deal with what each side is bringing to the table.
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keeber693 days ago
+1
You see the clip from the other day of Junior Varsity trying to call Trump??
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bradagon2 days ago
+1
Wdym? It's called Islam Bad, he probably thinks it's a voter meetup.
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NeoIsJohnWick3 days ago
+546
Crazy how Pakistan became an important part for no reason (apparently because of USA only).
But would be glad if this conflict stopped fully, but we all know that's not going to happen.
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michaelstuttgart-1423 days ago
+261
Muslim nation with a history of close ties to the US because of their strategic role in resisting the spread of Soviet communism in Central Asia during the Cold War. Lebanon and Bahrain weren’t exactly going to broker this thing because they’re too closely affiliated with the Shia Axis. The same thing could be said about the Gulf States and their general hostility towards Iran. Pakistan fit the bill as an *adequately* neutral party that both sides could accept as a mediator.
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topson693 days ago
+24
Not just history. Pakistani government nominated Trump for nobel peace prize last year.
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Harp-Note3 days ago
+114
Goes to show how little these people know about Pakistan. Threads like this with people being surprised always makes me laugh.
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wakatacoflame3 days ago
+31
Apparently nobody has watched Charlie Wilson’s War
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Dingcock2 days ago
+7
Most people couldn't tell you what parts of the east are Shia and what is Sunni
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dontlookwonderwall2 days ago
+7
They couldn't even tell you that Pakistan holds the worlds largest Shia population outside of Iran.
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NoCokJstDanglnUretra2 days ago
+8
They also hid bin laden
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NUMBerONEisFIRST3 days ago
+2
Reading between the lines of what's been released, I feel like Trump gave up and asked Pakistan to make an agreement that will stick.
Supposedly, there's a 10-point agreement from Iran that Trump's talking about agreeing to and when does Trump agree to somebody else's terms?
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TheGringoDingo2 days ago
+2
Him agreeing to framework of a ceasefire that he likely didn’t read in order to save him from making a gigantic irreparable mistake at the last second isn’t exactly a good start.
This won’t be the end of it, it’s something that can be used to manipulate more of the late Friday-Tuesday market manipulation
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SlumdogSkillionaire3 days ago
+304
If they stop picking fights with India and Afghanistan for a bit, they'll be strong contenders for next year's FIFA peace prize.
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nonamepew3 days ago
+224
Couple of more legalised child marriages and they can even be a contender for Epstein Award.
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makethislifecount3 days ago
+18
Ooh that might be hard. Pakistan is no doubt champion material but I have heard the competition for Epstein award is brutal this year. I’d recommend they continue their wonderful training and they’d be a shoo-in for next year.
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Prestigious_Load16993 days ago
+12
Next in line for a seat on the UN Human Rights Council!
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Woodcrate694203 days ago
+2
Nah, the Taliban have been the undisputed champions ever since their comeback a few years ago
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Vel2503 days ago
+7
Honourary Maxwell Luring commemoration
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ProjectZeus3 days ago
+17
Surely attacking their neighbours can only improve their chances?
It's like you don't even know what the FIFA Peace Prize stands for!
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TheHumanGnomeProject3 days ago
+1
Please! Everyone knows that belongs to Viktor Orban.
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Express-World-84733 days ago
+1
They are trying to Nominate Trump for that prize. They tried hard pushing his name for Novel prize last year, mentioned a lot of times that Trump was the one who negotiated a ceasefire between India and Pakistan (India denied this and said they didn't get a call from Trump or US officials)
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Apprehensive-Log36383 days ago
+48
No it actually makes sense. They are friendly with Iran but also have a defense pact with Saudi Arabia. They have credibility with both the Gulf states and Iran.
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Keeltoodeep3 days ago
+8
Yeah it makes perfect sense as KSA was going to drag Pakistan into war if it escalated
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krazybanana3 days ago
+39
Not for no reason/USA only. Pakistan is a pretty poor nation, but it has nukes and a strong military. It also has decent ties with both the US and China. China is backing Iran less overtly than the US is backing Israel but this is still very much a US-China conflict. Pakistan is the mediator because it has a strong military and good ties with both those countries. They are also friendly with Iran so they can play the middleman better than anyone. Well Russia could probably do better but Russia's status is above that of messenger.
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king_of_river3 days ago
+66
Pakistan, a neighbor of Iran, has nukes, has a defense pact with Saudi Arabia, has an actual modern army and population more than double of Iran but surely not that important.
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solblurgh3 days ago
+7
Better cricket team than British too
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IBM2963 days ago
+46
Nahh Pakistan's cricket team is as bad as England's nowadays.
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solblurgh3 days ago
+10
LMAO nowhere is safe
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AggravatingJudge70923 days ago
+18
They basically bankrolled his crypto stuff, and they also spent alot on lobbying in US Congress, last year they spent millions of dollars in lobbying through firms run by allies of Trump.
Honestly that was a great move by Pakistan, they got significant ROI and international clout from essentially paying the US with their own money (from the IMF)
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InterestingSpeaker3 days ago
+19
Pakistan is one of the few countries in the neighborhood that's not part of the conflict.
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Japples1233 days ago
+13
Don Jr. doing shady deals with them since the election
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jesonnier13 days ago
+5
Whats crazy about it? With the history of everyone directly and indirectly involved, it makes sense.
Again, explain the crazy part.
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dimwalker3 days ago
+139
trump wanted them to surrender and threatened to destroy Iran, they refused, trump wants to discuss this again later.
Is this an accurate representation of "end of civilization" that I slept through?
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donniedarko55553 days ago
+66
you slept through the taco doing another round of insider trading
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HelloYesItsMeYourMom3 days ago
+22
You slept through Iran saying that ceasefires are not acceptable and they will fight until permanent peace is achieved and there are no talks with the US, to them agreeing to a ceasefire and begin talks moments before the deadline they had been given.
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lamchopxl713 days ago
+161
Iran actually might actually come out of this with more than they ever had before because they know Trump will TACO and take what they feed him.
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LiberalSwanson3 days ago
+75
They have a lot of lives lost already.
Also there is the economical cost plus stuff they need to rebuild.
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dvb703 days ago
+33
When it comes to deciding who won this it will come down to who met their objectives.
Iran surviving with the current regime still in place is a victory and will show that despite every effort from the worlds most powerful super power they survived. They will have also demonstrated a power that was only theoretical before and that's the impact Iran can have by control of the strait of Hormuz. Before this all kicked off I would have said for certain the US have a plan for the strait of Hormuz and will be able to control it regardless of what Iran want. I have been thoroughly disabused of that notion.
How do the US claim a victory out of this? If the Iranian regime stays in place and Iran gets anything even remotely better out of negotiations than they already had its a loss. So for the US to have any type of victory Iran will have to agree to less than they already had in negotiations. Good luck with that.
I suspect this all ends with Trump proclaiming a great victory and Iran with better operating conditions than before this all started and a real understanding of their key weapon that being control of the strait of Hormuz. The strait of Hormuz will be an even tougher nut to crack in future if anyone ever decides to go after Iran again.
I should add there is a possibility of a US victory of sorts if the current Iranian regime collapses over the next few years as that might be as a result of this current action. The current regime was already on shacky ground with lots of internal issues so it's not impossible over the next few years it might run into further internal issues. At that point we might be able to say the current US action was the thing that finally pushed it over the edge.
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ringadingdingbaby3 days ago
+19
The regime doesn't care about the lives but having a forever toll in the Strait is a huge victory for them.
It's also a huge negotiation boon when dealing with China and Russia.
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DateMasamusubi3 days ago
+39
IRGC's struggles will grow larger after ceasefire. They face a shattered economy, wrecked infrastructure, and a deeply polarised population still reeling from the January massacres. Their leadership is decimated, they are splintered, and they are infiltrated by foreign agencies.
Expect power struggles and conflict inside.
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tophergraphy3 days ago
+13
That may be, but these things will take decades to actually change. What democracy spreading endeavor has America succeeded on recently?
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zjin20203 days ago
+5
If there is really a lasting peace, what you said likely won’t happen. They have oil revenue and now toll revenues. A whole group of leaders are gone and lots of huge damages. But this actually means that the old privileged top elites are gone and there are more benefits and interest to be shared by others. With oil and toll revenues, they would be able to fund rebuilding. That means increasing economic activities and more job opportunities. The incompetent old guard might be replaced by more competent new generation. There is a large chance Iran would be better off in medium terms
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DateMasamusubi3 days ago
+4
The exploitive institution that the IRGC operates are well-entrenched and have been so for decades. New actors will simply s*** into existing hierarchies and exploit new avenues of wealth (the toll from shipping for example). With a fractious population, record of horrifying violence against citizenry, weak accountability, and intact fiefdoms throughout the economy, it will be difficult for meaningful change to occur.
It is partially why revolutions and coups in nations with exploitive institutions tend to produce less than stellar results for their populace.
There will be rebuilding, there will be jobs. But the benefits will largely accrue to the new power brokers in the country. There are no absolutes of course and perhaps there is a figure or council who have a strong determination and vision to implement deep structural reforms. But this would require neutering the IRGC and that would result in civil conflict.
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zjin20202 days ago
+2
Their old guards no doubt were corrupted and extremely incompetent. After the 12 days war and this current war, most old guards and their replacement and some next level replacements are all gone. There is a large chance that the new guards would be more competent, not a high bar. Wealth and power were definitely highly concentrated in the old guards hands before, even when new guards are also from within the system, that wealth and power will be distributed more among a larger group.
They lost hundreds of planes and boats, hundreds of factories and buildings got bombed, that would a lot of work. They happen to have a lot of highly educated people without work before the war due to little investment. Now they have money to invest and maybe get some sanction relief, this is the recipe for booming economy for the next 2-3 years if there is no new war. They might need structure reform in the long run. I don’t know enough about their economy to have an opinion on that front. But they are not destined to doom after war.
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look4jesper3 days ago
+2
Couldnt have happend to a more deserving government.
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HormuzVengeance2 days ago
+2
Military junta, not government.
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Luciifuge3 days ago
+3
If these talks go anywhere. They were in talks right before the strikes began too.
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Rambler_Hoss3 days ago
+11
Israel isn't gonna like that.
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blackzero23 days ago
+6
Honest question here. Im all for hating Trump, and I do, but in this instance isnt it better that he TACOd? Otherwise the alternative was he would order severe war crimes on Iran
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Giraf1233 days ago
+8
Most instances where Trump chickens out are positive. People just hate him so much that any opportunity to put him down will be taken. Understandably.
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Zontromm3 days ago
-7
they don't have a navy or airforce, lost most of their land forces too
militaristically and thus economically, they are FUCKED. doesn't matter what they get out of the deal
ETA: can't believe I need to add this clarification
For Iran, ground forces includes the IRGC members (hiding in bunkers), pro-regime Militias (are scattered), Police Forces (are joining the people against the regime) and other groups, not just the army (which doesn't work with the current "rulers" the IRGC)
-7
DoubleJumps3 days ago
+26
> lost most of their land forces too
There's no way the US has eliminated most of their army.
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Zontromm3 days ago
+1
added a clarification, smh
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DoubleJumps2 days ago
+1
Even if you count all those other things it's still not close to most. I don't think you understand the numbers you are talking about.
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cultureicon3 days ago
+3
Go ahead and look up how much they can make as a toll booth and how much more than their military spending that is and get back with us.
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RetardedTiger3 days ago
+7
Pay the toll or have your tanker blown up. I surely cannot see that method going wrong anytime soon.
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your_grandmas_FUPA3 days ago
-1
That will last for a few months, maybe a year tops. Once everyone forgets about this war, Iran is going to be viewed as pirates violating international shipping.
Then we come back with global coalition/increased sanctions and really turn the screws on em.
-1
zjin20203 days ago
+1
Delusional
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TheKinkyGuy3 days ago
+12
On FRIDAY.... ofcourse it is friday.....
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FuguSandwich3 days ago
+3
I'm not convinced that the ceasefire will actually last long enough for the talks to start on Friday.
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Mac629612 days ago
+3
Oh i thought they “ weren’t talking”. The IRGC and Trump are competing for who can make up the most bullshit.
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colonisedlifeworld3 days ago
+7
Livestream it to the whole world.
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Stable_Orange_Genius3 days ago
+27
How could Iran possibly trust anything usa says
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jmeel143 days ago
+19
Probably why the negotiating table has been set in a country outside of Iran now.
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AyoJake3 days ago
+6
they are saying how can they trust what they say as far as a deal cause trump never holds to them.
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jmeel143 days ago
+2
Oh, right... Well, 6 bankrupt casinos...
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HelloYesItsMeYourMom3 days ago
-4
How could the US possibly trust any ceasefire or peace Iran proposes when they will have the Houthis or Hezbollah or Iraqi militias begin attacks within a week after
-4
folded_horizon3 days ago
+13
What part of a complete surrender is a workable framework.
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Galaghan2 days ago
+1
They didn't surrender. Their position now is a lot stronger than before.
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folded_horizon2 days ago
+2
Their terms are complete surrender for the US. You misinterpretted me.
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[deleted]3 days ago
+46
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Affectionate-Cap-9203 days ago
+15
Pak can stop the war but can't stop the forced religious conversions and systematic persecutions of minorities in their own vicinity .
What a clown state
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WittyCry43742 days ago
+2
They haven't stopped anything! Even their request tweet was a directive from the White House (check tweet history).
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Castello_013 days ago
+11
Thanks…Pakistan?
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CampEmbarrassed1703 days ago
+2
Only a few months ago Sunni Pakistan and Shia Iran were bombing each other but today they’re trusting each other?? It’s a crazy time to be alive.
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AnglerJared3 days ago
+14
They’ll have a wheelbarrow of shit ready for Trump personally to eat as part of their conditions. And when he’s done, they’ll laugh and say, “Good luck in November!” as they start lobbing bombs at Tel Aviv.
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PrestondeTipp3 days ago
+24
🤔
Their terms are hilarious. No way the US accepts them. It's an Iranian wet dream, not based in reality.
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PedosoKJ3 days ago
+37
And neither are Trumps.
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HouseOfCosbyz3 days ago
-8
I mean, USAF can destroy anything in Iran at anytime. Trump is already the big bad boogeyman everyone who is going to hate him already hates him. Trump loses nothing by turning up the temperature while IRGC leadership continues to get slaughtered. Logic would say Iran has to give up a lot to avoid further destruction. It's already proven leadership can be infinitely killed and that nobody can actually hide.
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5L1M3R3 days ago
+14
What’s been proven is that Iran’s system of decentralized leadership works really well. If the navy and air force can blow up anything whenever they want, how are missiles still being launched by Iran? You can’t win a war without victory conditions and we haven’t even established what those are in realistic terms. We showed our ass and now ships going through the strait will cost everyone $2 million a pop for the privilege to use the strait. This is already going to have very real fallout and you will feel the effects of this, even if the war ended tomorrow.
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SomewhereCheap51103 days ago
+7
You are not so delusional as to think the US has the upper hand here, do you ?
The US are craving for an exit that saves face, they'll have to negotiate and just Putin their way out of it by painting whatever they can agree to as a victory.
You have to realise by now that it's not just Russia that's failed miserably at their special operation.
And no, the USA can not keep on bombing : half of Europe already told them to f*** off, don't imagine the other half (and even gulf states at some point) would not follow suit if this shit show does not end soon... and America without allies is just... well, you know.
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PrestondeTipp3 days ago
+3
This is silly talk. The USAF can hit anywhere they want in Iran with impunity. But Iran will be talking about two F15s until 2050
Tehran had been saying we won't, never will, haven't negotiated, the US is negotiating with themselves for weeks:
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260326-iran-rejects-negotiations-with-us-says-araghchi/?amp
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2026/3/2/irans-larijani-refutes-claims-tehran-pushed-to-resume-us-talks
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-military-spokesperson-says-us-is-negotiating-with-itself-state-media-2026-03-25/
The day after the US threatens oil infrastructure and before the deadline suddenly they're at the table. They give up their only leverage (the strait) for the ceasefire.
Not the behaviour of a nation that's in control
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veevoir3 days ago
+2
It's a negotiation, have to start high to be able to compromise anyway
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caesarj123 days ago
+5
Realistically how does this end?
I see it like this:
Iran gives up their nuclear ambitions by giving up their enriched nuclear material, but is allowed to impose a toll booth on Hormuz. Sanctions are lifted.
I do not believe for a second it will end. I am of the belief that they want to cause chaos in the middle east to destabilize the EU and China at the same time. I will not be surprised if Israel hits Iran again during negotiations probably "when they were close to an agreement".
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r2k3983 days ago
+4
The original offer was for them to give up the material and in exchange we would provide them with the material needed for their power needs for 10 years.
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Difficult_Mousse79763 days ago
+3
I don’t see how the US can agree to both tolls and sanctions lifted, middle ground would be either not both. IRGC knows their list is ambitious, but then again, Trump is too stupid and unreliable so who knows.
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someroastedbeef3 days ago
+10
Lmao listnook believing all the iranian propaganda of no talks were happening. Wild
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wecanhaveallthree3 days ago
+3
Obviously, this is a good outcome.
But *geez*. I'd hate to be Iran right now after weeks of 'we're not talking, we've never talked, we're never going to talk' to slink back to the negotiating table with Hormuz open as a condition to even get the US there. It turns out 'big stick' still works in the modern age.
May all the parties find a solution that restores regional and global stability.
And, uh, don't look at Lebanon, I suppose.
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SuperRockyHobbyHorse3 days ago
+15
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Apr 7: TACO
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Prestigious_Load16993 days ago
+4
Art of the deal, broski.
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Zizimz3 days ago
+24
>turns out 'big stick' still works in the modern age.
Does it? Have you actually read the Iranian demands on which negotiations will be based on?
* The lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions on Iran.
* Continued Iranian control over the strait of Hormuz.
* US military withdrawal from the Middle East.
* An end to attacks on Iran and its allies.
* The release of frozen Iranian assets.
* A UN security council resolution making any deal binding.
This does not sound like a US victory to me, at least not yet.
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CanadianTrollToll3 days ago
+2
Lotta ifs
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84Cressida3 days ago
+27
We were always talking with them. That Listnook ate up Iranian propaganda is hilarious
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CryHavocAU3 days ago
+13
Yeah the rhetoric here has been interesting to say the least.
Commenters don’t seem to appreciate that behind the Iranian regime there are individuals who no matter how much they might believe in the cause also would probably not want to die for it.
So both sides had leverage.
Trump then amplified his leverage by threatening to do something so appalling but also something that would have utterly wrecked Iran.
Don’t get me wrong. The actions of the US and Israel in starting this war were disgraceful. Trump as per usual is a horrible person who you can’t trust anything he says. This whole thing has been utterly devastating for millions, perhaps billions of people.
There will be thousands if not millions of unattributed deaths due to the ramifications of petrochemical products being halted in the gulf.
But to come back to my original point, it’s not clear that Iran even with closing the strait had the better negotiating position.
Will be interesting to see what the final diplomatic outcome looks like… assuming there’s not a resumption of conflict if talks break down.
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PrestondeTipp3 days ago
+9
Finally a sane comment. Lots of bluster out of Tehran when one missile into Kharg Island oil infrastructure would cripple 90% of their oil exports and immediately drop their economy into the world's bottom quartile
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Prestigious_Load16993 days ago
+6
I agree, but my problem is that the president of the United States should not be threatening mass extermination just to get Iran to the negotiating table.
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ExcellentJuice47293 days ago
-3
I wonder if Iran leadership will risk coming out there. The US had even bombed an Iranian vessel after they were in Pakistan waters for training
-3
jfy3 days ago
+19
Indian waters, not Pakistani waters.
Pakistan borders Iran, travelling should be possible without entering international waters or international airspace
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BusyAccountant3033 days ago
+10
It technicaly wasnt even indian waters they were sailing in indian/sri lankan waters waiting for perms to enter into sri lankas harbours but during these perms the vessel went into international waters causing the attack.
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kombiwombi3 days ago
+7
'Causing' is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
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Shkkzikxkaj3 days ago
+3
If I was Iran, I’d be asking for a series of progressively highly ranked Americans to show up at the meeting location and come hold hands with equally important Iranians before sending the next guy. Some diplomats gonna be earning their hazard pay on this one!
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CampEmbarrassed1703 days ago
-1
Great. Pakistan can host these “peace talks” at the same compound they hosted Bin Laden for 11 years, next to their military base.
How come no one remembers that only last month Pakistan bombed an afghan hospital with 400 civilian patients but that’s not a war crime /s.
-1
magnumopus443 days ago
+2
They have a real vested interest in ending this conflict. For a country with nothing to do with this, they are probably the most impacted bystander. If they can get this one over the line then full points to them for being part of the solution... for once.
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