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News & Current Events Mar 31, 2026 at 12:05 PM

Iran sets giant oil tanker ablaze off Dubai after Trump warnings

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Development_Material Mar 31, 2026 +1156
It's ironic to me that Iran closing the strait is exactly the "rule of the jungle" worldview that trump and hegseth were espousing last month, the idea that military power is the only true law.  At the time they said it with the bold assumption that nobody could dethrone the US military but here we are, turns out rule of the jungle can be very imbalanced.  violence can be very c**** to threaten and safety almost infinitely expensive to guarantee.  Who woulda thought 
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MurderBeans Mar 31, 2026 +356
It's troubling that it's impossible to tell if they did all this believing that their military was all powerful or if they just didn't care about the consequences.
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chillinathid Mar 31, 2026 +326
They're just so absolutely stupid that they thought they'd just assassinate the Iranian leader and claim victory.
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therealhairykrishna Mar 31, 2026 +102
As time goes on it seems that they completely failed to grasp the difference between what they could do in Venezuela and what they could do in Iran. Astonishing, but here we are.
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Xeynon Mar 31, 2026 +87
I think they basically got played in Venezuela by Rodriguez who wanted to do a coup against Maduro and got Trump to do her dirty work for her. No one in Iran is interested in that deal so they're SOL.
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IIIllIIlllIlII Mar 31, 2026 +60
They killed the people who were open to negotiations. Also Israel was involved. And Israel wants Iran gone.
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KindAstronomer69 Mar 31, 2026 +35
Yeah, hard to institute regime change without a partner to lead the new regime because you just f****** killed everyone without a 2nd thought. Hard to see how this isn't Trump planting the seeds for the entirety of Iran to radicalize against the United States, once again destroying things that us and our children will have to clean up. Glad Republicans and their Pedo King seem to enjoy f****** future kids as much as those in the present day.
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compute_fail_24 Mar 31, 2026 +9
I would call this comment poetic if it wasn't so simultaneously tragic.
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ProteinFarts_ Mar 31, 2026 +8
Yeah that's the big one. The plan was to decapitate and pivot to others in the establishment who would work with the US. But they were all killed, so now there are myriad military groups who can shut down the strait by lobbing weapons from their garages.
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JulienBrightside Mar 31, 2026 +8
Surprisingly hard to bomb people into liking you.
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happy_and_angry Mar 31, 2026 +4
Iran has been under threat of these sorts of 'decapitate the snake ' tactics the US has used repeatedly, they watched how the US has operated when they want to start regime change, and they planned accordingly. Venezuela has never really been under threat by the US so they got blindsided.
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alexefi Mar 31, 2026 +6
may be Iran should demand release of Maduro as part of negotiating.)
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Saitoh17 Mar 31, 2026 +23
If they were smart they wouldn't have have used "rule of the jungle" as a metaphor given that we LOST the Vietnam war
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BorntoBomb Mar 31, 2026 +20
Pete Hegseth about to become the undisputed heavyweight Champion of having a plan until he gets punched in the face.
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ooaegisoo Mar 31, 2026 +31
Dunno, works in chess
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Optimus_Prime_10 Mar 31, 2026 +5
And in The Fifth Element. 
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SnoozEBear Mar 31, 2026 +12
I mean, the US wasn't chess though. The Iranians **are** playing chess.
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peazley Mar 31, 2026 +20
I can’t even imagine Trump trying to play chess. He wouldn’t even take time to learn the names of the pieces.
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kalekayn Mar 31, 2026 +9
At best he would know pawns as thats what he views people as instead of people.
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UsedToHaveThisName Mar 31, 2026 +13
What one is the King? I want to be the King!
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EEPspaceD Mar 31, 2026 +3
He’d lose his shit if he knew how powerful the queen is.
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UsedToHaveThisName Mar 31, 2026 +2
Also probably ask why the black pieces have the same ability/power as the white pieces.
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Purplociraptor Mar 31, 2026 +2
I really don't care. Do you?
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darkstar107 Mar 31, 2026 +4
He'd move all his pawns forward as quickly as possible.
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ScottyBoneman Mar 31, 2026 +9
*"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"*
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mayy_dayy Mar 31, 2026 +5
\- Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
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canspop Mar 31, 2026 +6
I like another analogy I saw. Iran is playing chess. trump didn't even know it needed a board.
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Gin_soaked_boy Mar 31, 2026 +4
he'd flip out and call the game woke when he learns the queen is the most powerful piece on the board
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Debalic Mar 31, 2026 +7
He'd flip the board, shit all over the place and then strut around like he won.
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goingfullretard-orig Mar 31, 2026 +3
"Quiet, Pigeon!"
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ZenoxDemin Mar 31, 2026 +2
In chess you don't even kill the king, you just corner it and threaten it simultaneously.
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NULLizm Mar 31, 2026 +3
As we all know trump plays chess while the rest of the world plays checkers.  Like one person playing a game by themselves makes any sense at all
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ICantBelieveItsNotEC Mar 31, 2026 +12
It has never been more obvious that MAGA is just sparkling GamerGate - they genuinely think that the real world works on video game logic, and you literally just need to defeat the final boss to clear the zone.
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Thatwindowhurts Mar 31, 2026 +7
Iv played arma games with more tactical and long term planing than these guys
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SatisfactionFit2040 Mar 31, 2026 +4
The method has worked out for his entire life. And now the king of england is visiting...so, it continues /shrug
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bakpecko Mar 31, 2026 +4
I'm pretty sure half of America despise Trump. But if another nation assassinated our top leadership that would be a rallying cry for our nation or any nation. Amazed they thought Iran would just hand him the keys after killing the Ayatollah.
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jimmygee2 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Trump would claim victory if he came last in an egg and spoon race.
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whisker_biscuit Mar 31, 2026 +48
It's both
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MixtureSpecial8951 Mar 31, 2026 +17
Word on the street is that the Joint Chiefs communicated the limitations to the president but that he was hell bent on doing what he wanted to do.
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ICantBelieveItsNotEC Mar 31, 2026 +26
I think the fundamental problem is that many Americans have broken the first rule of propaganda: don't smoke your own supply. It's the same reason Russia is in year 4 of their 3-day special military operation.
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HanlonsRazor_ Mar 31, 2026 +19
> It's troubling that it's impossible to tell if they did all this believing that their military was all powerful or if they just didn't care about the consequences. Why not both?
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TheWombBroomer Mar 31, 2026 +6
I truly believe they do not have the capacity to consider the consequences. Not that they dont care, just that they couldn't possibly anticipate them
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flaviusUrsus Mar 31, 2026 +10
They thought all the hollywood action and WWII movies were real.
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Notgreygoddess Mar 31, 2026 +2
I don’t think they’ve given care about the consequences as nothing will happen to them. Elections? Only fools believe the US has anything but a sham of a democracy now? ICC? No one’s arrested Netenyahu, doubt anyone will arrest Trump. Only thing I see happening would be Iran taking out Trump or people close to him. More likely they will just blow up a bunch of unsuspecting USA people, similar to 9/11. Again, Trump let tens of thousands die while taking the vaccine for himself and his family. He has proven over and over that he has no thought for any but himself.
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Life-Criticism-5868 Mar 31, 2026 +76
This entire war will have intense knockon effects for foreign diplomacy.  What have been Iran's major take aways? Negotiating with the US is a great way to get blown up, and closing the straight of Hormuz will lead to the US ending sanctions on Iranian oil, something they have wanted for years.  And what about allies of the US? Don't help us immediately? We will threaten to invade you and call you cowards. Ask for help intercepting Iranian missiles because you realize these military bases in your country turn you into a target? Sucks to suck that was the goal all along.  The enemies of the US have seen that negotiation is pointless and that force is the only thing that will get them to budge, and the allies of the US have learned that if you arent Israel your relationship is purely beneficial to the US. 
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Development_Material Mar 31, 2026 +31
Gulf allies to the US are learning the same lesson as British colonies in WW2 with regards to the limitations of security guarantees
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jaymemaurice Mar 31, 2026 +6
I don’t think they are yet… at least not from what I’m seeing. Seems Iran hasn’t really attacked the gulf allies in much capacity outside US interests / assets. People are watching the propaganda vs. what is being done. For a death to the west and infidels narrative as we have been told, the Iranians seem to have instead focused their efforts on American imperialism. Where are these domestic terrorist actions the media warned? The US president made more public threats to civilians than Iranian officials. I’ve seen media saying Iran is like Iraq launching scuds from the bunkers in an attempt to destroy all those around… but I’m not sure what is true anymore.
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Longhag Mar 31, 2026 +6
Iran definitely has significant military limitations unless they are getting a stream of supplies from Russia and China. Hence the perceived Iraq approach. The media is definitely confusing as to what is actually happening. As for terror attacks, those take time to plan and a smart terrorist waits until people start to lose interest and least expect one to happen which is how you get the most effect. Usually also wait to target, or threaten to target, major events (e.g. World Cup). The goal is to make all the security process so invasive it disrupts the event and people’s willingness to attend. There may be no actual attack, it’s the constant threat that starts to have an impact on more events in daily life. Then you do random actual attacks just to show people you can actually do it, usually after the false sense of security sets in. There’s a lot more to it too but kinda the general idea. All that’s to say, sure, they could be idle threats but we see many successful terror attacks all over the world all the time and the uncertainty is the goal. Take a look at how much security will be at the World Cup events, the controlled security zones they are setting up at each and the disruption it’ll cause. You can’t hide that and people will know why it’s there.
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Batmans_9th_Ab Mar 31, 2026 +2
So far, the world is on Iran’s side, or at least not taking America’s, especially with all of the civilian targets the US has and has threatened to hit. An Iranian terrorist attack could very quickly turn public sentiment against them, with nothing to gain for it. 
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jaymemaurice Mar 31, 2026 +2
Which is why I'm surprised it hasn't happened. Even a false flag.
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MixtureSpecial8951 Mar 31, 2026 +12
*negotiating with Trump is the problem. He isn’t the only case of being untrustworthy, but given that he is the president of the United States magnifies the damage someone like that can cause. Trump has been a disaster for everyone he has managed to dupe into going into business as with himself. Been that way for over 50 years. He managed to dupe 49.8% of the folks who actually cast ballots. And once again we are paying the price. F****** stupid. Edit: you’re not stupid, the fact we are saddled with this idiot is stupid. And not just the US but the world. As I have been saying for years; it turns out leaders actually matter. A lot.
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Development_Material Mar 31, 2026 +26
Trump is a symptom of a greater disease.  Spend any time watching Fox News and you will see.. the American people are subjected to insane levels of misinformation that they are living in an alternate reality.  
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kalekayn Mar 31, 2026 +9
Not just Fox, OAN and Newsmax either. The main media companies have been complicit with all sorts of shit even before the current buyout spree by super right wing billionaires.
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SurprisinglyInformed Mar 31, 2026 +5
And don't forget social media too.
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Lifesagame81 Mar 31, 2026 +2
The confirmation bias machine 
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Kaffe-Mumriken Mar 31, 2026 +2
Another thing I haven’t seen mentioned is that the Trump admin has this “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” attitude, while in reality even *israel* negotiates with terrorists. I could easily see Trump blowing up a building full of hostages, Moscow style, just to “stick it to the bad guys”
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JeffSergeant Mar 31, 2026 +27
"Might is right... no not like that"
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ForgTheSlothful Mar 31, 2026 +9
Asians : Americans have a 50/50 shot in the jungle. Iran: Make that 75/25 friends. Trump: im a w*****.
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SweetBeefOfJesus Mar 31, 2026 +8
Something, something weak men make hard times
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titsmuhgeee Mar 31, 2026 +8
That's what pisses me off more than anything. The globalized world, how interconnected and functional our trading system is, how the major world powers have been mostly at peace, that took **so much** to build. The millions of deaths of WWII, decades of negotiations between states, all to build the biggest house of cards humanity has ever seen. When it works, it works **great** for most. But it's fragile, could be temporary, and the downfall would cause more pain than anyone imagines. The global system today is **dependent** on this system now, so if it falls apart our entire society goes with it.
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Kenny_log_n_s Mar 31, 2026 +12
They forgot that the humble mosquito is the most dangerous foe in the jungle
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CrazyNewspaperFace Mar 31, 2026 +7
This is basically the conclusion of every war ever fought.
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Development_Material Mar 31, 2026 +11
Right?? And since WW2 nobody benefited more from the long peace/globalization than the US themselves.  Incredible
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7ddlysuns Mar 31, 2026 +23
Iran is discovering the joys of not following the rules. Trump has for too long been the only one to do so in a conflict.
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caserock Mar 31, 2026 +5
I'm sure all the Iran experts they fired told them what you just said
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smoothjedi Mar 31, 2026 +5
Chokepoints have a habit of leveling the playing field.
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Slimmanoman Mar 31, 2026 +8
That's very well put
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zterrans Mar 31, 2026 +3
They love the idea until it bites them in the ass, and then suddenly the panic starts.
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Zhelus Mar 31, 2026 +3
I was thinking about this also in the recent budget spending lock with DHS. Republicans have been playing in and against an opponent who considers civilian deaths an atrocity. They took the same tactics to another arena where thousands of civilian deaths are considered acceptable. There is no way to win using the same playbook that Trump has always used.
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Skinnieguy Mar 31, 2026 +3
The problem is Trump and Hegseth might escalate to nuking Iran. It’s not out of the realm of possibility with these idiots in charge. They probably already talked about it
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hva_vet Mar 31, 2026 +3
The enemy gets a vote.
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ShadowCaster0476 Mar 31, 2026 +3
The US are very slow learners. Yes they have the largest military by far, and yet it has failed to decisively win the last many conflicts going back to Vietnam. I guess maybe the first gulf war was a clear military victory. However, smaller militaries can be very effective especially when fought on home ground.
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Teh_Hammerer Mar 31, 2026 +6
Turns out they forgot how jungle war actually works. Trump needs to visit those vietcong tunnels.
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HenriettaSyndrome Mar 31, 2026 +2
>At the time they said it with the bold assumption that nobody could dethrone the US military but here we are, turns out rule of the jungle can be very imbalanced. Just because your military is massive and well equipped doesn't automatically mean you'll win. I mean, anyone who played Advance Wars on the GBA could've told him that, for God sake.. /s but not /s
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oivaizmir Mar 31, 2026 +2
Yeah, a modern day Shakespeare would have had a gas writing King Donald I.
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Disizreallife Mar 31, 2026 +1
This has ALWAYS been these f****** weaklings mantra. "Rule of the jungle..." Yeah, until the f****** jungle bites back. These are half men with ideas larger than their capacity for wisdom.
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xynith116 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Trump says “might makes right”. This just shows he (and the US) is weak.
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zenbowman Mar 31, 2026 +1
American "Patriots" like Hegseth who are so astonishingly unaware of American history (how guerilla forces in terrain they understand can defeat a much more powerful force).
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smegdawg Mar 31, 2026 +1
>At the time they said it with the bold assumption that nobody could dethrone the US military I don't think Iran has dethroned the US military. I do think Iran is winning economically, and with how intertwined the entire world is economics becomes the bigger stick in the equation.
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Development_Material Mar 31, 2026 +2
Yeah good point.. they aren't dethroned but it never really mattered 
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mayy_dayy Mar 31, 2026 +1
"I hit any bank I want any time I want, they got to be at *every* bank *all* the time."
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pablocael Mar 31, 2026 +1
And they claimed its “illegal” to close the strait, while also treating blowing the water desalinization plants. Mind blowing level of stupidity. 
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milespoints Mar 31, 2026 +1
Literally anyone who isn’t a blundering buffoon, a category which apparently excludes the US president and Secretary of Defense
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UnTides Mar 31, 2026 +1
There is a difference between politics and strategy. Clearly Hegseth and Trump don't understand this.
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leisurechef Mar 31, 2026 +1
In some ways comparable to the criminal underworld where the difference is how evil & how far you’re willing to go
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Kaffe-Mumriken Mar 31, 2026 +1
Turns out the mighty gorilla has trouble with fire ants despite having much stronger fists.
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NitrousOxide_ Mar 31, 2026 +1
The Lion is very much a mighty force, but the little Fire Ant, whilst it stands no chance against the Lion, can still cause enough damage to blind it. 
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Helpful_Animal9913 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Trump thinks in a chess game only he is allowed to make moves
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Cpt_Soban Apr 1, 2026 +1
The difference between an international rules based order with soft power... And what Trump has kick started by starting a war in the largest international shipping zone.
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jknl Mar 31, 2026 +426
"We're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. President, it's too much.' And I'll say, 'No it isn't! We have to keep winning. We have to win more!"
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tommo_95 Mar 31, 2026 +112
Have you said thankyou once?
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HQnorth Mar 31, 2026 +28
While wearing a nice suit...?
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jknl Mar 31, 2026 +10
F*** I was wearing my american flag leotard.
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Dull_Job_6372 Mar 31, 2026 +5
Where are your cards??
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jlatenight Mar 31, 2026 +2
You're messing with WWIII
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Zinfan1 Mar 31, 2026 +3
Those shoes look like they fit too well, let me get you a different pair.
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jknl Mar 31, 2026 +7
Thx mister trump, for all the winnings. The low gas prices. The booming economy. The affordable Healthcare.
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OwnerOfCat Mar 31, 2026 +2
They did, but the suit was Tan so it doesn’t count.
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KrunchrapSuprem Mar 31, 2026 +2
I’m planning to say it all at once when a certain headline appears in the newspaper
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IlVeroStronzo Mar 31, 2026 +9
"They're eating the cats; they're eating the dogs"
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Muted_Study5166 Mar 31, 2026 +7
I burst out laughing when I saw him say that knowing the exact opposite would happen
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OpeningOccasion9663 Mar 31, 2026 +234
This incident perfectly illustrates the nightmare of asymmetric warfare. It costs billions to maintain a carrier strike group and "guarantee" safety in the Gulf, but it costs Iran almost nothing to send a few drones or missiles to set a tanker ablaze. We are learning the hard way that when you dismantle international norms in favor of a "rule of the jungle" approach, you lose the moral and legal standing to stop others from doing the exact same thing. Safety is now almost infinitely expensive to maintain.
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bluskale Mar 31, 2026 +120
> We are learning Woah now, let’s not get crazy here. Is there really any evidence that anything has been learned by the US leadership at this point?
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Darkhorse182 Mar 31, 2026 +23
Yeah, we're being taught...but whether or not we're learning anything is a separate question. 
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CosineDanger Mar 31, 2026 +3
Our leaders might be the stupidest humans alive but our soldiers can think. They will eventually quietly put up some anti-drone netting and hope nobody orders them to take it down. Slowly, grudgingly, and with the enthusiasm of a child at the dentist, we will learn everything we should have learned from Ukraine.
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OneTabbyBraincell Mar 31, 2026 +3
I mean, the rank and file of us military overwhelmingly voted for Trump, so I wouldn't count on them doing too much thinking.
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ICantBelieveItsNotEC Mar 31, 2026 +25
>It costs billions to maintain a carrier strike group and "guarantee" safety in the Gulf, but it costs Iran almost nothing to send a few drones or missiles to set a tanker ablaze. Yeah, I think the lesson that everyone needs to learn as quickly as possible is that the age of the aircraft carrier is over and the age of the drone has begun. Air superiority doesn't really count for much when a swarm of dirt-c**** drones can be launched from the back of any truck or the roof of any building. As we've seen in Ukraine, the future of warfare is millions of housewives with 3D printers making drone parts in their kitchen. You can air strike a drone factory, but you can't air strike every house.
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az78 Mar 31, 2026 +9
This is a massive overstatement. Iran's drones can't touch the aircraft carriers or make it through basic air defense, that's why they are aiming at softer, undefended targets like ships. Drones are going to supplement current warfare technologies, not replace them.
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bixtuelista Mar 31, 2026 +15
Cant? Or haven't gotten lucky yet. Carrier needs to *never* be unlucky. People with 1000 drones need to get lucky once or twice. Has luck ever been a factor in war?
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ICantBelieveItsNotEC Mar 31, 2026 +5
But war isn't just a game of team deathmatch. It doesn't matter if the drones can hit the CSG or not; what matters is whether the CSG can realistically prevent the drones from hitting strategic targets. It's pretty clear at this point that they can't. Shooting the drones out of the air means spending millions of dollars to destroy 400 dollars worth of plastic. Destroying the drones when they're on the ground means committing the kind of war crimes that would make achieving any strategic goal impossible.
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throwawayboingboing Mar 31, 2026 +3
That's a bit silly. You just destroy the electric infrastructure and no one is making drones because they're starving from spoiled food.
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Old_Pitch_6849 Mar 31, 2026 +17
F*** yeah more war crimes. Anything for the W.
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HydrostaticTrans Mar 31, 2026 +3
Iran has a drone factory in Turkmenistan.
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SoftlySpokenPromises Mar 31, 2026 +1
The US has yet to be victorious in conflicts that are primarily asymmetrical.
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LittleBoat9295 Mar 31, 2026 +1
I think this should reframe the notion that spending more on our military than the next 10 nations combined is not the flex we think it is, nor does it guarantee any kind of victory..
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ChefBoyNword Mar 31, 2026 +58
Yep, the USA is very much winning!
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jknl Mar 31, 2026 +20
It's called a freedom fire dude. It's a fire to celebrate winning the war.
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Imp0ssibleBagel Mar 31, 2026 +5
Winning what? A speedrun towards a failing economy and the loss of respect from the entire first world?
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JattaPake Mar 31, 2026 +67
Trump is such a p****.
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kalekayn Mar 31, 2026 +31
He doesn't have the warmth or depth to be one.
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IlVeroStronzo Mar 31, 2026 +4
He should grab himself
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NYGiants181 Mar 31, 2026 +47
All of this could have been avoided because of one simple fact. THE STRAIT WASN’T CLOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
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Tess47 Mar 31, 2026 +29
Maybe just maybe, its time for the American grownups to have a discussion.
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Snowcrest Mar 31, 2026 +6
The grownups are the problem. They're too busy selling out the country and their constituents to enrich themselves.
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Icy_Tune2834 Mar 31, 2026 +9
G.I. joke + the Speedophile = spam blondie w/ a christian cross
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Ranger_242 Mar 31, 2026 +54
Trump: words Iran: actions
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mrg1957 Mar 31, 2026 +5
Actions speak louder than words.
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Imp0ssibleBagel Mar 31, 2026 +2
I've heard this Relient K song
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Dry_Ass_P-word Mar 31, 2026 +5
Man this war sure looks active considering it was over more than a month ago.
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zimzara Mar 31, 2026 +12
The enemy gets a vote, and it turns out Iran can punch above its weight class. Iran is playing it's hand very well and is taking advantage of the complete incompetence of this administration.
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firefighter26s Mar 31, 2026 +2
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face; but it's pretty damn obvious that there was never actually any plan to begin with and how the face punching is still happening. I hate that the rest of the world has to deal with the finding out stage, but honestly, the sooner everyone starts finding out the sooner we can get back to not f****** around.
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The-cultured-swine39 Mar 31, 2026 +28
Kegsbreath is on the radio now sounding like an autistic kid playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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d1andonly Mar 31, 2026 +5
So basically They are saying bring it on?
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FredArtGetson Mar 31, 2026 +6
Meanwhile I'm turning lights off and drinking through a paper straw to save the planet. F*** all these idiots
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MD90__ Mar 31, 2026 +5
So much for this ending soon... This could drag on for a long time 
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cybah Mar 31, 2026 +10
At my age (50) and paying attention to this region for 40 of those 50 years has show me that from day one of this 'war' was that we are going to be here a very very very long time.
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MD90__ Mar 31, 2026 +4
Yeah my dad being a former veteran himself always told me when they say something will end quick it never will
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cybah Mar 31, 2026 +5
Yup exactly. The world has known since the early 1980s to just don't poke the bear with any of the countries in this region as it would make the world's economy go unstable due our dependence on foreign oil. Apparently no one in this administration knew that.. or more of the matter cared about 40+ years of thought.
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MD90__ Mar 31, 2026 +2
I think they knew they just didn't care because they got blackmailed into it 
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cybah Mar 31, 2026 +6
40 years of planning down the tubes because some pedo doesn't want to be exposed. What a f****** timeline we live in now.
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MD90__ Mar 31, 2026 +5
It's only going to get worse too
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Old_Channel44 Mar 31, 2026 +3
Kegsbreath wanted no rules…he got ‘em!
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GeefTheQueef Mar 31, 2026 +57
(China laughing in green energy though)
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No_Character_5315 Mar 31, 2026 +22
Agreed one tanker is not slowing down the AI race.
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Apexnanoman Mar 31, 2026 +7
Yeah, the sheer amount of money everyone is willing to spend on AI is mind-boggling. I suspect that if there is truly an energy crunch, the AI outfits are just going to call up various senators etc. and get some nuclear plants fast tracked. Because even as expensive as it would be, it's basically a rounding error when you compare it to the burn rate of just openAI alone. In the AI bubble world an extra 10 or 20 billion a month just wouldn't phase investors. 
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GeefTheQueef Mar 31, 2026 +3
It's wild how nuclear energy was vilified over the past decade or so but as soon as tech companies want it it's suddenly a no brainer
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jpric155 Mar 31, 2026 +11
For real. China owns 50% of GLOBAL renewable energy.
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Uqe Mar 31, 2026 +3
But it's still not enough for their massive developing population. They're still heavily dependent on oil imports.
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Relative_Cricket8532 Mar 31, 2026 +6
China doesn't really use oil powerplants, the majority is coal, followed by renewables and nuclear Most of the oil going to china is for industrial purposes
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Serpent90 Mar 31, 2026 +11
When oil prices were low, china was buying massive reserves. The US didn't buy new reserves despite knowing that they're about to start a war with Iran. At some point you have to wonder if it's "just" criminal incompetence or something else.
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MiserableTennis6546 Mar 31, 2026 +16
The oil market is global. This hurts the US AI industry as well. Even though they have a lot of domestic prodcution, their prices also rise. And the US public with their huge gas guzzling cars won't be able to withstand elevated prices for long. Neither can their whole system of transportation. Doing this just to get at China isn't worth it for them.
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MiserableTennis6546 Mar 31, 2026 +2
The chinese leadership are very capable of strategic thought and long term planning. The US leadership on the other hand seems to have lost those abilities completely. I think you're giving them far too much credit. This is a colossal own goal.
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NotAnotherEmpire Mar 31, 2026 +5
Tanker was owned by Kuwait is the more relevant point. 
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One-Engineering-4505 Mar 31, 2026 +4
That makes a lot more sense. I'm pretty sure China and Iran are pretty friendly these days.
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Kaoswarr Mar 31, 2026 +13
If this is the case then this is the main path to actual world war 3. China will not idly sit back and allow the US to dictate the strait. Let’s say the US takes complete control of the strait, are they then going to hold the world to ransom? It seems so with his comments to the EU countries saying “find your own oil”. If they don’t take control then Iran has free reign on who can pass. They can then leverage to control the US like they have been doing. Either way it’s lose lose for the world.
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NinerKNO Mar 31, 2026 +9
The chinese will just supply the iranians with cheep drones to hit any USA miliary in or around the straight. After a few years and presidents, the americans will declare victory and take the first flight out of town, just like vietnam, afganistan, iraq, ... By that time, the world see a new world currency and the beginning of a collapse.
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Prize_Compote_207 Mar 31, 2026 +3
The Chinese are already supplying Iran with c**** drones, just as they supplied Russia all throughout the Ukraine conflict. Trump is an a****** and never should have started this shit, but let's not act like China is some innocent victim. China, Russia, and Iran are on the same team.
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Boyhowdy107 Mar 31, 2026 +3
You could make some 4D chess argument about the Chinese, but that would be vastly outweighed by the US administration's interest in its own self preservation. And when the supply chain impacts start to hit US consumers (which takes much longer than the shocks in gasoline) and the US faces a real risk of recession if this goes on for months, the GOP will get annihilated in the midterm elections. And from there, it's not just the prospect of not being able to get your way or get anything done, it's a real risk of jail time for the open profiteering off the last year and a half by so many, and there could well be majority popular support for getting a pound of flesh from them. I've seen some Trump-aligned talking heads trying to bring up the China thing (not saying you are, just that this is a big argument for them and it filters its way around). They are trying to convince themselves that this is not a disaster and part of some master plan that they are winning. But the reality is even here, the administration has much bigger issues and they care far more about saving their own skin than a marginal improvement of the US' position against a geopolitical rival in the longterm.
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Relative_Cricket8532 Mar 31, 2026 +1
China doesn't use oil powerplants, the majority is coal, followed by renewables and nuclear Most of the oil going to china is for industrial purposes
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No_Manufacturer868 Mar 31, 2026 +5
More Trump tax. Seems like peace negotiations (or we have won the war) are going so well!
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supercali45 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Good thing stocks going up today
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Riker87 Mar 31, 2026 +4
Defeated regime by the way. Mission Accomplished. gg ez 🤦‍♂️
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Opposite_Dentist_321 Mar 31, 2026 +3
Geopolitics really said “let’s set the group project on fire”- and everyone’s fuel bill pays for it.
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niceufo777 Mar 31, 2026 +5
And the US bombed one of Iran's largest pharmaceutical companies, leaving the Iranian people without many medicines; now they are readily available.
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adrr Mar 31, 2026 +5
Their Goal was to make Iran a failed state. Why they are hitting critical infrastructure. Schools, universities etc.
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Mar 31, 2026 +4
America spending years telling everyone how powerful they are and how weak everyone else is in comparison, only to get absolutely handled by Iran the first time they get into a fight without Europe to save them. If MAGA lived in the same reality as everyone else, this would be absolutely humiliating, but luckily for them they live in a make believe world where this is a great play and is going really well.
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DasBeatles Mar 31, 2026 +3
Look I'm against Trump and this war but the US isn't even using 1% of it's military ability
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Mar 31, 2026 +3
I mean given they're being forced to abandon bases, losing valuable radar installations and planes, that would only further demonstrate their absolute incompetence.
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DasBeatles Mar 31, 2026 +3
There's not even a single soldier in country.
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Of course not, the troops in the area have had to abandon their bases and go work from hotels, whilst actually invading Iran in any way will be an even bigger disaster. 
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China_bot42069 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Americans love all the winning. 
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kevclaw Mar 31, 2026 +2
I absolutely love how Iran is owning Trump and hegseth with this. It's like a monty python skit.
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EmperorXerro Mar 31, 2026 +1
The big gift to Dump
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fezmessiter Mar 31, 2026 +1
Us needs to invade tongiht or my Kalshi bet expires 😭
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Hwy39 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Kegseth wants his crusade
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GuitarGeezer Apr 1, 2026 +1
“Moronic narcissist plays with tarbaby until he lights it on fire on fire and then cries about his burned fingers”. There, fixed the headline. The US has to remove psycho boy asap. This is never going to fix.
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