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News & Current Events Apr 14, 2026 at 10:29 AM

Iran tries to cosy up to Europe to increase pressure on US

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Iran tries to cosy up to Europe to increase pressure on US
the Guardian
Iran tries to cosy up to Europe to increase pressure on US
Regime hopes to capitalise on deepening transatlantic split by briefing previously sidelined European countries

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odessa_cabbage Apr 14, 2026 +168
Maybe they should’ve thought about that BEFORE helping russia attack European soil…
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Ediwir Apr 15, 2026 +1
Sounds like there’s a deal to make there. We have plenty of issues with Iran - all they need to do is pick a few.
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JimTheSaint Apr 14, 2026 +211
Everyone still hates Iran. They have done horrible stuff to their own people? Torture and killings and having them living in fear.  They sold drone technology to Russia and set up production in russia so the Russians not are able to produce thousands per day. They've also sold them missiles.  We just didn't think that attacking them directly would give a positive result.
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Findas88 Apr 15, 2026 +4
Don't forget spying on, pressuring and even arresting upon returning, Iranians who live abroad. This Regime has more tentacles than anyone of us is thinking.
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MysteriousQuote4665 Apr 15, 2026 +2
There's an entire spying network which watches all the students abroad, to ensure they live muslim lives and return once they have graduated.
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Lowfi-Concert Apr 14, 2026 +11
They just voted to put Iran on the human rights council
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Jatobi1993 Apr 15, 2026 +1
Doesn’t matter. You will be surprised how quickly nations can suddenly become friends when it suits their needs.
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ProteinFarts_ Apr 14, 2026 -15
More like Trump's dumbass leadership and unhinged authoritarian power grabs and attacks on allies has fomented such political distaste for him and America at large that the political capital to go to war with Iran is just not there yet. Yes, Trump and the US are dumb morons who blew up a somewhat stable situation, and Yes, there probably were a thousand preferential paths to confronting Iran. But the country is ideologically set on confrontation and war with the west. Trump makes everything worse, but at this point it seems like the three options are - Iran controls the strait (not preferable to the world given their religious ideology), broad boots on the ground war with Iran (not preferable given the cost), or experience recession. Europe can b**** all it wants and take the moral high ground, and frankly no one would blame them, but they will eventually have to choose a course of action.
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RedditIsADataMine Apr 14, 2026 +7
All your options are costly and recession inducing. So it really does seem like the do nothing approach is best.
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ProteinFarts_ Apr 14, 2026 +3
Nothing approach means recession AND Iran controlling the strait from here on out, which has massive implications. It's not like EU is friendly with Iran either. But yeah, maybe that's best for EU
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Keeltoodeep Apr 14, 2026 +2
Iran has killed thousands of European (Ukrainian) civilians with drones in the past few years. It’s amazing users on this website will cut deals with a terror organization that are literally killing civilians in their own continent.
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RedditIsADataMine Apr 14, 2026 +1
Well Iran has always controlled the strait, they just never closed it before, and their control had never been fully tested.  Them controlling the strait is not a bad point on its own. Given they had control for decades without any problem. It's what they do with that control that could be a problem. Who knows, maybe the EU will negotiate a return to the status quo for themselves. 
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ProteinFarts_ Apr 14, 2026 +1
That's a stretch. They always had the ability to control the strait, but it was recognized and treated as international water. They did not legally or de facto have control of it.
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Heavenfall Apr 14, 2026 +302
The EU has deemed the IRGC a terrorist organization. The last few years in Sweden, Iranian government money has paid for criminal gangs to perform attacks and harass people. In Sweden, ex-iranians protest against the current iranian regime, side by side with American flags. These are (sometimes) victims of oppression in their home country. If Iran wants to cozy up, they can change their behaviour as a first step. Then wait a few decades while people forget or forgive.
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OhWellImRightAgain Apr 14, 2026 +50
I mean even if you ignore all that, blocking the strait of Hormuz for European oil / LNG transfers and not for Chinese, even though Europe refused to help the US, sends a message - China is our friend, the EU isn't. So what exactly do they expect?
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FederalGovernmentUS Apr 14, 2026 -33
The US blockaded Iranian ports. They’re not stopping ships from going through the strait.
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TheSleepyTruth Apr 14, 2026 +23
Uhh Iran has been stopping almost all ships from going through the Strait except Iranian and their close allies. Volume of traffic through the Strait was down over 90% before the US ever blockaded Iranian ports.
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FederalGovernmentUS Apr 14, 2026 -1
Yeah I misinterpreted what POV the op was talking from
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Doxjmon Apr 15, 2026 +1
Appreciate you owning up to a mistake on the Internet. Rare, but shouldn't be.
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OhWellImRightAgain Apr 14, 2026 +26
Huh? This happened yesterday, and it's a response to what was already happening since the war started, in late February - it's now April. Europe-bound tankers were not allowed passage for almost 2 months before the US decided to blockade the strait.
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LoquaciousMendacious Apr 14, 2026 -5
In fairness to the person you're responding to, it's not very normal for two nations to be running opposing blockades in the same body of water with a differing set of exceptions on who can and cannot pass.
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Little-Stage1948 Apr 14, 2026 +14
Where was Russia getting its drones for the invasion again?
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +194
European countries would be making a stupid mistake to allow Iran to cozy up to them. It’s perfectly reasonable for them to not support Trump and to maintain the stand they have taken. But to do anything on Iran’s behalf would be incredibly short sighted on their part.
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Apr 14, 2026 +63
Hey, stop supplying Russia with drones, let us check you're not making nukes and open Hormuz, we can be 'cozy'. It's not like we're going to fix them killing their civilians by blowing the civilians up before they can do it.
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FerralOne Apr 14, 2026 +14
And just let them continue to be the country with the highest execution rate in the world? That hangs minors from cranes in public regularly and lets them choke to death over 45 minutes?  That is running out of water and will cause a refugee crisis because the IRGC siphons funds into their construction company like Trump does? Where being gay can get you executed? Where possession gets you executed? Where the citizens funds are used for imperialism projects to (successfully) seize several foreign territories as proxy "autonomous governments" like Russia does? Which shares intelligence with Russia? And which has suspected to have been assassinating people on European soil for decades now kinda like Putin? And which is an ally of Putin?  I swear to god this site is on crazy pills lately. Never would I have thought to find any normal person, especially not 'left' leaning Europeans defending terrorist, violent, hyper conservative theocracies in direct opposition to their values but here we are. 
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MercantileReptile Apr 14, 2026 +16
> And just let them continue to be the country with the highest execution rate in the world? In a word, yes. Because there is no reasonable option to prevent any of the points you bang on about without a full on war. Which would, y'know...kill civilians. And lots of our Troops. So, yes. Because we don't control the inner workings of other countries, no matter how much we disagree.
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FerralOne Apr 14, 2026 +4
Perhaps my wording was poor in that passage - I am not justifying an invasion, I am objecting to the previous commenter it justifies normalizing relations with a literal terrorist regime to spite the mango As he stated: > Hey, stop supplying Russia with drones, let us check you're not making nukes and open Hormuz, we can be 'cozy' This is quite literally a step of formal normalization. 
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MysteriousQuote4665 Apr 15, 2026 +1
It's really more that a lot of Europeans now understand that war is largely an outdated concept and that you need to engage in diplomacy with both allies and enemies. So being cozy with Iran I interpret as "we're having formal diplomatic ties." There's also the fact that I believe Iran can only change if it's own people successfully overthrow the regime. We Europeans can despise the regime, but we can't help.
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TheDungen Apr 15, 2026
Of we traded with them we'd start getting levarage. Individuals could boycott them and we could tell them "it would be good for your brand to be be more democratic".
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Apr 14, 2026 +9
Who defended them? The trouble is people like you have absolutely no solutions to these problems but still want to morally grandstand about how your way of not solving any issues and simultaneously causing global economic distress, impacting far more lives, is somehow the ethical one.
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Ok-Assistant4338 Apr 14, 2026 +3
The only way to remove this regime would be for the US to go in and completely dismantle everything which will never happen for obvious reasons. Other than that it will always be a half assed attempt with a shit plan. Which is what we see now
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MysteriousQuote4665 Apr 15, 2026 +1
There's also the fact that nothing unites a people more than an invasion. Even if the US were to "completely dismantle" everything it would only be a matter of time before someone else takes over.
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Koala_eiO Apr 14, 2026 +1
You don't invade a country just because they execute their people.
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FerralOne Apr 14, 2026 +1
I am not justifying in a invasion? Don't come to your own conclusions and put words in my mouth. I am objecting to a comment suggesting normalizing relations with a Putin ally and literal hyper conservative oppressive, terrorist regime just to 'spite' the mango moron.  As the commenter stated: > Hey, stop supplying Russia with drones, let us check you're not making nukes and open Hormuz, we can be 'cozy'
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SFWaleckz Apr 14, 2026 +2
Can I vote for this?
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Little-Stage1948 Apr 14, 2026 -11
They're called the islamic republic for a reason. Leave it to the Europeans to be dumb enough to fall for this, despite the current issues there face.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +13
It’s incredibly short sighted thinking. People need to look at this from a longer term perspective. Propping up Iran right now, making deals with them, helping them in *ANY* way; would accomplish nothing that was beneficial to Europe in the long term. We would be helping russia & Iran, and shooting ourselves in the foot.
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serpenta Apr 14, 2026 +4
The shortsighted thinking is what created this whole debacle. It was thinking 3 days into the future. A framework based on concessions and commitments with ways to police them *is* the way forward.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 -3
But it is not Europe’s job to come up with that framework to be honest. And to act in a way which is beneficial to Iran in the construction of that framework would not be wise. To a large extent we should say to Iran what we’ve said to the US - This is not our issue, we’re not involved. I don’t see why Europe needs to be involved, other than to participate in the monitoring & policing of those commitments.
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Apr 14, 2026 +6
It's absolutely Europe's job to come up with a framework for how Europe engages with Iran.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +1
I took the framework he referred to, to mean a peace agreement between the US / Israel and Iran. Europe already has a framework for how they engage with Iran.
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serpenta Apr 14, 2026
No, I'm past the point of caring about the US or Israel. I mean a framework in which it is clear, that we are not on the same side as them.
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Scr0talGangr3n3 Apr 14, 2026 +4
Committing to no strikes on Iran, no strikes on Iranian vessels, and no blockade of the strait, in exchange for stopping supplying Russia with drones, would be a great deal for Europe. Add in monitoring of their civil nuclear program and we'd be hilariously winning.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +8
I wouldn’t trust Iran to actually stop supplying russia with drones, missiles, artillery, ammunition, drone components, etc. And Iran isnt getting anything in that deal. We are already not attacking Iran, their vessels, or aiding in the blockade. So we give them nothing & they cut off one of their long time allies? And if they break that deal, then what does Europe do? Start attacking Iran?
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Scr0talGangr3n3 Apr 14, 2026 +1
>we give them nothing & they cut off one of their long time allies? Yes. It'd be a spectacular victory for that reason. It's quite unlikely too. Because all we are giving them is good PR and making Trumpy more mad at Europe. Perhaps not as unlikely as it was before America attacked them and managed to send their own strategic goals backwards though.
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SeveralPhysics9362 Apr 14, 2026 +6
We won’t do that. Iran supports Russia in Ukraine. We’re very aware of that.
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Vast_Koala_8847 Apr 14, 2026 +1
Unstable middle east is a refuge crisis for them and more than anybody, where do you think the displaced people are going to go?
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Whole_Intention_7949 Apr 14, 2026 -18
C**** oil and not buying shit from Russia would be a 'mistake' ?  In case you haven't noticed, we don't give a shit about Israel's interests , if Iran wants to sell us oil at reasonable rates we'd be down if not for American pressure 
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IntelArtiGen Apr 14, 2026 +23
> C**** oil The same point was used to support the EU-Russia relationship. The results have been.... "controversial" I'd say.
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Remote-Cause755 Apr 14, 2026 +24
Where do you think Russia buys their drones from? Why do you think you have Syrian refugees? Very short sighted to make a deal with Iran to spit on U.S
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RobotSpaceBear Apr 14, 2026 -10
I don't know man, we used to have a deal with Iran where they didn't enrich uranium beyong energy infrastructure levels, they sold oil to the world and everyone was happy. Then our "ally", the USA, broke the nuclear deal and a few years later decided the world was not struggling enough and started a war with the world's oil providers in the middle east, put tarifs on us, stopped supporting our ally in a territorial war on our european soil, threatened kinetic action to invade and take part of our soil, removed economic sanctions on the agressor invading our continent ... and you think it would still be short sighted to side with the country the USA are attacking and making our lives even more miserable in the process? The USA doesn't care, they are oceans away in both directions and produce their own oil. Do they offer to sell us oil at the prices it cost Europe before they started the mess in the middle east? What incentive do *we* have to *not* cozy up to Iran in return, if Iran guarantees a return to normalcy? I know we all love the idea of the greather good but at some point I have to chose between my familly's ability to eat or defending the liberty of people I don't know on the other side of the globe, and just like for 99% of the people that are honest with themselves, I'm going to chose the comfort of my loved ones above ideals. The Iranian government are a bunch of cunts, but the USA have been reliably and negatively affecting my life in Europe for the past decade. My choice is pretty quick to make.
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NewtEmbarrassed8722 Apr 14, 2026 +9
Bro, Iran never stopped enrichment. Get a grip.
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Remote-Cause755 Apr 14, 2026 +9
Good lord how the f*** is any of that relevant? Ya'll need therapy, the amount of authoritarian d*** sucking you will do to spit on America is not healthy
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TemuBoySnaps Apr 14, 2026 +16
We don't give a shit about Israels interests, and the war is also idiotic, but this doesn't mean that Iran has suddenly become our ally, this regime killed 30,000 of its own civilian people just a few months ago, and is one of the larger supporters of Russias war in Ukraine.
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Show-Me-Your-Moves Apr 14, 2026 +6
The title is dumb. The article says that Iran's foreign minister is talking to EU counterparts about concessions on nuclear development and whatnot...AKA similar to the preexisting nuclear deal. That said, formally recognizing Iran's tolls on the Strait of Hormuz would be a very bad precedent.
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Martoxic Apr 14, 2026 +6
buying oil from Iran = more weapons produced for Russia.
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NewtEmbarrassed8722 Apr 14, 2026 +5
What they hell are you on about. You seem to have a problem with Russia's ethics but don't care for Iran's? Iran's murderous government is a whatever but Russia's is a big no no? We don't buy Iranian oil and haven't done for some time for a reason...
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Whole_Intention_7949 Apr 14, 2026 +1
So you'd rather buy oil made from the labour of dead South Asian workers ?  Russia is a direct threat to us , Iran isn't , and the US has made it clear they prioritise Israel over Europe , from establishment dems to MAGAs 
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +3
Pretty naive to think that russia is a threat, but that Iran is not. Iran and Russia are intertwined with each other in terms of established networks to evade sanctions, with regard to sharing military tech, etc. If you help Iran, you’re indirectly helping russia.
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Whole_Intention_7949 Apr 14, 2026
Iran is sanctioned themselves , You're chatting a load of nonsense 
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +2
You should go and educate yourself on how Russia and Iran work together to evade sanctions if you think any of what I’ve said is a load of nonsense. It’s very real.
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Whole_Intention_7949 Apr 14, 2026
What the fuvk are you on ? China buys Iranian oil and India and China buy russian oil , we  directly buy oil from Iran and stop buying anything from Russia and China . Go to your car centric no healthcare shithole yank 
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jay6432 Apr 15, 2026 +1
Wtf the f*** are you on? Europe buys almost no oil from Iran due to the sanctions you mentioned previously. You sure you’re not a yank? Because you’re incredibly ignorant, although a growing number of UK people fit that bill these days.
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NewtEmbarrassed8722 Apr 14, 2026 +1
Iran's linked to most islamic terrorism via funding. The US contributed billions to Ukraine and only recently stopped that. The US is literally on the other side of the world and funded Ukraine whilst Europe floundered. That's changed now, but the US helped Ukraine when it was a European problem. https://www.kielinstitut.de/publications/news/ukraine-support-after-4-years-of-war-europe-steps-up/ The expectation for the US to constantly wipe our arses is mental. How about Europe gets a grip? And guess what, they might now be realising they need to spend on defence and not be free loaders!
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Whole_Intention_7949 Apr 14, 2026 +2
EU+ UK contributed more than 50% to Ukraine's funds , on a per capita basis we have given a lot more . Saudi and Qatar fund more Islamist Wahhabi propoganda than iran ever could , but You're a Yank so I wouldn't expect any education from you 
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Fabricati_Diem_Pvn Apr 14, 2026 -11
That's a very moral high horse to stand on, but perhaps it's more effective to leverage Iran's need into pushing for democratic reforms. Iran wants to be our friend? Gladly, provided you're showing genuine willingness to adopt a process towards democratization.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +11
Iran doesn’t want to be our friends and you’re being incredibly naive to think that. And you think you can leverage Iran to push for democratic reforms?!? That’s pie in the sky wishful thinking. It’ll never happen. There’s an obvious divide between Europe & the US right now, primarily because of Trump - who will not be President forever. Iran is looking to exploit that divide. It’s literally the *only* reason they think they have a chance to cozy up to Europe right now. So to make decisions about Iran - a regional destabilizer - because of Trump, is short sighted and could potentially have long term consequences to Europe. It’s not even a moral high horse at all. Morals has nothing to do with this. It’s a self-preserving & principled stance to take. You don’t help your enemy’s ally, just because your long standing ally currently has a dickhead President. You don’t help your enemy’s ally, for your short term benefit. That’s literally cutting your nose off to spite your face. You have to think more long term than that.
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East-Ad-7665 Apr 14, 2026 +10
"iran wants to be our friend!" you cant possibly be this naive
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jay-ff Apr 14, 2026 +14
As if they would even consider democratic reforms. They killed their own people in masses to avoid democratisation. We don’t have to support the war but we should do anything else to squeeze the Iranian regime to a point where the damage it can do is minimal. Since the regime will be hard to impossible to be changed from the outside, we should at least try to contain it.
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EnvironmentalLab6510 Apr 14, 2026 +6
While helping Russia to kill Ukrainian in the meantime? Yeah....
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Drongo17 Apr 14, 2026 -11
Do you expect the world to stand by and watch our prosperity disappear? USA is making it inevitable that the world will seek agreement with Iran. We don't want to, but we also don't want to have our countries grind to a halt.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +6
I expect countries to be pragmatic and to think long term. To make decisions about their long term prosperity, security, and stability; rather than making stupid decisions for short term gains.
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Drongo17 Apr 14, 2026
We are thinking strategically, which is why everyone is abandoning USA. On the scale of threats, a non-nuclear Iran is *nothing* to most of the world. They have already shown they will agree to non-proliferation deals. If USA would just leave the picture, this would be solved with diplomacy and money. Put yourself in the shoes of a country whose economy runs on diesel, or who will have famine without fertilisers - they are not looking at Iran as the bad guy. USA caused this situation and doesn't care if our countries burn while they prolong it.
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Little-Stage1948 Apr 14, 2026 +9
So you let Iran gain control over the straits? It's not theres to control, and by submitting, you're saying otherwise.
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Drongo17 Apr 14, 2026
I think it's clear that Iran has (and always had) control over the Strait of Hormuz. The only difference now is it has been decisively demonstrated, so Iran has a stronger strategic position going forward.
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Little-Stage1948 Apr 14, 2026
It's not clear and I don't believe it's neighbors would agree with you. You realize there's another country on the other side of the straits? If all it takes to own something, is to blockade it. Then does the US currently own them?
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Drongo17 Apr 17, 2026 +1
We're talking control not ownership. Iran was able to dictate who goes enters and who doesn't, and was able to command a fee for passage - that's control. In the current situation of USA blockade, control is disputed and not able to be fully exercised by either side. With two sets of pirates it's anyone's guess what happens now.
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just_anotjer_anon Apr 14, 2026 -1
Europe have been making a miscalculated gamble by thinking USA were just about to force complete surrender for a month now... Or however long the straight have been closed. When Iran closed it, making Iran agree to let through European ships trading in euroes for both services and cargo would had been the easiest way to solve the closure. Iran would attack the petro dollar and the rest of the world would not see spiking energy costs just as shapely Saudi Arabia would not mind Euroes, given they're interested in African soft power which largely depends on the ability to import from Europe.
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The_Corvair Apr 14, 2026 -6
It's more complex than that. The Biggest Loser of All Time's war of whim has put a noose on most countries around the world. Not taking any action at all may be a worse option than negotiating with one of the directly involved parties. At any other point in time, that would unquestionably have been the US, but that has shown itself to be a less dependable nation than Iran. Which is quite a sentence and sentiment to actually put into writing, but here we are. Thanks, Donbama! I mean, yeah, it would indubitably anger the US, but the US has grown so erratic and hostile that it frankly doesn't seem to matter if you're besties with them or mortal enemies. They suck Putin's c*** while selling their "friends" and allies downriver, if they aren't actively threatening them themselves. What benefit is there to doing the bidding of the US, especially when it comes to your own detriment and suffering, and the US has quite loudly proclaimed they don't care about that at all? edit: Imagine a deal where Iran stops supplying drones to Russia, opens the SoH, but can continue to use enriched Uranium at levels below weapons-grade for their power plant(s). I'm sure there is a lot more to hash out, but Iran has cards it can actually play, and it hasn't burned through trust in a way the US has.
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Goosepond01 Apr 14, 2026 +3
>but can continue to use enriched Uranium at levels below weapons-grade for their power plant(s) Do we genuinely trust them to do this, especially now, even with oversight? >and it hasn't burned through trust in a way the US has. I don't think an authoritarian dictatorship that was massively funding terrorism had any trust in the first place.
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The_Corvair Apr 14, 2026 -1
> Do we genuinely trust them to do this, especially now, even with oversight? Given that the previous agreement seemed to be adhered to, and it was *Trump* who tore it up: At least more trust than I can put to the US right now. > I don't think an authoritarian dictatorship that was massively funding terrorism had any trust in the first place. I wouldn't have described the US quite like that myself - but I have to admit, you are not wrong that we should have distrusted them sooner.
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Goosepond01 Apr 14, 2026 +1
>Given that the previous agreement seemed to be adhered to, and it was *Trump* who tore it up so regardless of that after the treaty was torn up Iran factually did start it up again, and I'm not sure they would actually stop regardless of any deal. even then though before the treaty was torn up there was a special operation by Israel/US that supposedly uncovered that Iran was actually secretly working on nukes, now do I trust the US/Israel to be truthful, not really, but is it farfetched to think that Iran was actually doing it, not really, so who knows. >I wouldn't have described the US quite like that myself - but I have to admit, you are not wrong that we should have distrusted them sooner. So predictable, it's true you can levy many of the same accusations against the US, but do you ALSO say the same about Iran?
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The_Corvair Apr 14, 2026
> so regardless of that after the treaty was torn up Iran factually did start it up again, and I'm not sure they would actually stop regardless of any deal. To iterate: So *they held up their part of the deal* until the other party tore it up. Who, again, reneged on the agreement? US or Iran? > Israel/US that supposedly uncovered that Iran was actually secretly working on nukes, Sure. And Iraq was working on WMDs. How was that again? Fool me twice, can't get shoed again? The point is that it would be in everyone's interest to keep Iran from developing nukes, and the best way of doing that is to have inspections and control over Iran's nuclear program. Which we did have until, and please forgive me for shouting, but I am getting tired repeating this: TRUMP F****** TORE IT UP. > but do you ALSO say the same about Iran? Oh, *that* is where you're coming from. Are you really so simple that you think I can't condemn two assholes at the same time? Why do you think I wrote "*At any other point in time, that would unquestionably have been the US, but that has shown itself to be a less dependable nation than Iran. Which is quite a sentence and sentiment to actually put into writing, but here we are.*"? This isn't a moral question. It's a question of Realpolitik, and *again*: The US has shown itself to be *less* dependable than Iran, which is kinda losing a race to the boy without legs. It takes a very stable jenius (that's what the J stands for, I am told) to maneuver an entire nation into this position. We're in this shitshow because of the US. They started it, they are showing themselves to be utterly incompetent to stop it, or maybe even unwilling (see the down low of Vance's "negotiations", which is that apparently, Iran was actually thinking the talks were progressing well, until the US just pulled out, and left) find any sort of viable solution. So why do we think we should trust the US to get us a solution that's palatable for the rest of the world, and that Iran would actually sign? edit: I gotta cut myself off here because I gotta walk the dog.
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Goosepond01 Apr 14, 2026 +1
>To iterate: So *they held up their part of the deal* until the other party tore it up. Who, again, reneged on the agreement? US or Iran? The point is that regardles of deals, or the US doing terrible and dumb stuff it is NOT acceptable that we can let a highly fundamentalist religious dictatorship get a hold of nukes, it would do nothing good for the world. >Sure. And Iraq was working on WMDs. How was that again? again as I said, I don't trust Iran or the US/Israel, it's hard to know what the truth was there. >TRUMP F****** TORE IT UP. I know I literally said that and that it was dumb, but that doesn't mean Iran getting nukes is ok. the realpolitik is that Iran cannot be let have nukes nor control the strait and that there will not be stability in the middle east until the Iranian and Israeli governments are on trial (same with Trump)
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iceman2kx Apr 14, 2026 +10
Have they tried not being terrorist? Have they tried not attacking anyone besides the people attacking them? Have they tried not funding terrorist cells? Iran is a disease and the only people the current regime gains sympathy out of are morons
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Muted-Tradition-1234 Apr 14, 2026 +71
>Greenland is estimated to hold 36 to 42 million metric tons of rare earth oxides, potentially the world’s second largest reserve after China. Nevermind that it’s difficult to access, he’s obviously seen that figure somewhere and here we are. Mining specialists/companies semi seriously suggest it is more practical & feasible to mine on the moon than in Greenland: Greenland is: dark effectively 6 months of the year; surrounded by high mountains, Covered in an ice sheet on average 1673m deep, up to 3488 m deep; Subject to weather conditions & low temperatures that would destroy most equipment. Plus "rare earth metals" aren't rare - they are just expensive to cleanly process. The only reason Trump wants Greenland (as he himself repeatedly said in his first term) is that it looks big on the map - & he wants to be famous for expanding the US. You really need to give up any hope that Trump is sufficiently competent to at least have some vaguely justifiable purpose for taking Greenland
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capnwally14 Apr 14, 2026 +7
I really don’t want to be defending Trump on this, but there is a strategic reason for Greenland which simply has to do with the arctic sea and the directions which missles from Russia would fly. Basically if you expect global warming, more ships will pass by Greenland over time and you want a buffer for the continental US. If you’re setting up missile defenses for the “golden dome” Greenland is actually quite useful Normally being allies is simply enough - but Trump is basically taking a maximalist position that all allies are not trustable on a long enough horizon (see drama with Diego Garcia and the UK giving it to Mauritius) I think you’re right on minerals pretty unlikely that manifests on a material timeline (more likely to be mining it from the moon before we mine it from Greenland)
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Muted-Tradition-1234 Apr 14, 2026 +17
Military defence is an even weaker argument than the argument for minerals: The US reduced its number of bases from 27 to 1; reduced the no. of military personnel from 10k to 150 Rejected various offers from Denmark in recent years (prior to 2026) to expand its military presence in Greenland; Has an 80 year old treaty permitting it to expand as many military bases as it wants - which it hasn't used. And - of note- there is a very good reason why the US military (even when competently run by experts) did this: because it has absolutely no need for a greater presence in Greenland than its single base: Russia is no longer a military superpower and the only theoretical risk it represents is firing missiles at the US.. As regards where you install missile defences, for ballistic missiles, these are installed close to the end point of the the ballistic trajectory: you don't try to fire your own ballistic missiles at the incoming ones - hence the only use of Greenland is as an early warning location. Or note, democracies are the most stable in terms of maintaining and following through on treaties: there was no risk that Denmark (the single most steadfast US ally in Europe) was going to tear up its treaty with the US (especially given they offered more)- & as said, the US's military rationale for any presence is in any case marginal at best. And that is without considering that if "we want to keep our military early warning/missile bases in Greenland" was a priority, there is a massive range of options between "asking nicely while pointing out that you are big" to "you let us do this, we pay your money" that could be taken And that is also without pointing out that the US national defence strategy- even the one under Trump 2 - didn't identify Russia as a threat or Greenland as necessary for the defence of anything at all. Plus - to bear in mind- to do this Trump needs to tear up the NATO treaty, invade and take over a European democracy & wage war against the rest of NATO - That level of military strategy - gain versus loss- makes even the attack on Iran look like the work of a military genius And again Trump himself says he wanted it because it looked big - nothing more, nothing less.
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capnwally14 Apr 14, 2026 -1
\> Military defence is an even weaker argument than the argument for minerals: The US reduced its number of bases from 27 to 1; reduced the no. of military personnel from 10k to 150 Rejected various offers from Denmark in recent years (prior to 2026) to expand its military presence in Greenland; Has an 80 year old treaty permitting it to expand as many military bases as it wants - which it hasn't used. Except this is entirely against the whole trump thing of european nations do not contribute enough to the shared defense. Over the last decade Denmark has routinely failed to hit its 2% commitment, so it isnt really a viable solution to say "hey you want this defense thing, continue to spend more and we get to free ride on the benefits" - this is why Mark Rutte was running point on de-escalating the situation. \> Russia is no longer a military superpower and the only theoretical risk it represents is firing missiles at the US.. Aside, I dont think this is actually agreed upon, and certainly if you rank militaries in the world its much stronger than the majority. The US has a short list of countries its seriously concerned about (China, Russia, Iran, a handful of smaller countries) and you see it in basically every National Security report going back many years. Part of the actual issue here is Europe has so degraded their own capabilities that they are not a sufficient deterrence against Russia (which is also why Ukraine cannot accept security guarantees just from European nations, it needs the US involved - which is antithetical to the US trying to do this PACCOM pivot). \> democracies are the most stable in terms of maintaining and following through on treaties I'm not trying to argue this point, but it also doesnt logically follow that this solves the problem. Greenland could always leave Denmark and just ally with China or Russia. Same basic construction of Diego Garcia almost being handed to Mauritius who is allied with China. \> And that is without considering that if "we want to keep our military early warning/missile bases in Greenland" was a priority, there is a massive range of options between "asking nicely while pointing out that you are big" to "you let us do this, we pay your money" that could be taken Trump is not a person of nuance, but I think its also the likely case that the way this resolves is as simple as Denmark spending more on defense in the region [(and the US continuing to operate its base and open a few others)](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/world/europe/us-military-seeks-expansion-in-greenland.html). \> And that is also without pointing out that the US national defence strategy- even the one under Trump 2 - didn't identify Russia as a threat or Greenland as necessary for the defence of anything at all. I dont know why youre referencing the National Security Strategy as if it would get to this level of granularity, we also didnt write about the Strait of Malacca or Strait of Hormuz - doesnt mean its not widely known in NatSec circles as being important geographically. Russia and China have been pushing for control of arctic shipping lanes, its obvious that as more traffic can go through as the oceans warm there the reliance on the Panama Canal will go down.
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Muted-Tradition-1234 Apr 14, 2026 +3
>Except this is entirely against the whole trump thing of european nations do not contribute enough to the shared defense. Over the last decade Denmark has routinely failed to hit its 2% commitment, so it isnt really a viable solution to say "hey you want this defense thing, continue to spend more and we get to free ride on the benefits" - this is why Mark Rutte was running point on de-escalating the situation. Denmark failed in its 2% commitment for the same reason that the US hasn't got more than 1 military base in Greenland: because it was unnecessary. And the more important consideration is that to take Greenland, the US must lose the entire alliance of NATO (military spending of over $600Bn/year and rapidly increasing)- as well as its ability to project power around much of the world (US loses its bases in Europe & e.g. Diego Garcia (British). So while the US gains little or nothing by taking Greenland, it loses the most powerful military alliance in world history. Mark Rutte is running de-escalation because he doesn't want NATO to collapse on his watch & is hoping that if he can keep things from escalating until someone sane in the US is at the wheel or controls a brake, his job is done. >I'm not trying to argue this point, but it also doesnt logically follow that this solves the problem. Greenland could always leave Denmark and just ally with China or Russia. Same basic construction of Diego Garcia almost being handed to Mauritius who is allied with China. Diego Garcia is a good example: Trump & the US supported the UK giving back the Chagos Islands to Mauritius (and the US having a long term lease on Diego Garcia) - but then Trump changed positions as part of an attack on Starmer, made for other reasons (and almost certainly fed talking points from Reform/Tories in the UK - given how inconsistent the point was with the rest of Trump's criticism). >Aside, I dont think this is actually agreed upon, and certainly if you rank militaries in the world its much stronger than the majority. The US has a short list of countries its seriously concerned about (China, Russia, Iran, a handful of smaller countries) and you see it in basically every National Security report going back many years. Russia is not a military threat to the US (aside from a theoretical nuclear risk , a massive disinformation & cyber attack risk)- hence why MAGA is allying itself with Russia against Europe & Russia is not identified as a threat in the National Security Strategy. At best, aside from those aspects, Russia is a regional military threat. Certainly a concern if you are sitting in Ukraine or the Baltic countries - but not at all for the US. After more than 1500 days in Ukraine, Russia has less control of Ukraine than it did in month #1. And again, if the US were concerned about Russia, it would actually try to assist Ukraine in taking out the Russian military: not attempting to help Russia to e.g. sabotage the EU by e.g. supporting Orban in Hungary. >Trump is not a person of nuance, but I think its also the likely case that the way this resolves is as simple as Denmark spending more on defense in the region [(and the US continuing to operate its base and open a few others)](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/world/europe/us-military-seeks-expansion-in-greenland.html). Sorry that's nonsense. If this were in any way what the US wanted, Trump wouldn't have threatened to immediately impose tariffs on any country (France, Germany, UK, Sweden, Norway) that increased the NATO defence posture in Greenland. That in no way aligns with what the US were saying to the Danish government - or that the Danish government was confirming were the actual demands of the US. >referencing the National Security Strategy as if it would get to this level of granularity, we also didnt write about the Strait of Malacca or Strait of Hormuz - doesnt mean its not widely known in NatSec circles as being important geographically. Russia and China have been pushing for control of arctic shipping lanes, its obvious that as more traffic can go through as the oceans warm there the reliance on the Panama Canal will go down. It's not a question of granularity, the National security strategy didn't even identify Russia as a concern - only Europe
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capnwally14 Apr 14, 2026 +1
\> Denmark failed in its 2% commitment for the same reason that the US hasn't got more than 1 military base in Greenland: because it was unnecessary. And the more important consideration is that to take Greenland, the US must lose the entire alliance of NATO (military spending of over $600Bn/year and rapidly increasing)- as well as its ability to project power around much of the world (US loses its bases in Europe & e.g. Diego Garcia (British). Not sure how you can say this with a straight face when the whole point of defense is deterrence. We have the largest land war in decades going on in Europe, and largerly thats happened because of under investment in deterrents. European countries spent the deterrence money on social programs and Americans bought material. \> So while the US gains little or nothing by taking Greenland, it loses the most powerful military alliance in world history. The US is not pulling out of NATO, its not going to take Greenland by force. This is a free money bet if anyone is offering it. \> Russia is not a military threat to the US (aside from a theoretical nuclear risk , a massive disinformation & cyber attack risk)- hence why MAGA is allying itself with Russia against Europe & Russia is not identified as a threat in the National Security Strategy. At best, aside from those aspects, Russia is a regional military threat. As a general rule, any country that gets special mention by name in the National Security Strategy doc is someone the US considers some level of threat. North Korea, as an example, does not get a mention at all. From the US perspective, the risk with Russia is being a drain on our limited stockpile - one that is hard to replenish. Its why theyve been resistant to give Ukraine the good stuff (but happily share intelligence). And again, this is a wholly separate conversation from control of shipping lanes. \> Sorry that's nonsense. If this were in any way what the US wanted, Trump wouldn't have threatened to immediately impose tariffs on any country (France, Germany, UK, Sweden, Norway) that increased the NATO defence posture in Greenland. That in no way aligns with what the US were saying to the Danish government - or that the Danish government was confirming were the actual demands of the US. France Germany UK Sweden and Norway performatively sent like 40 troops to cosplay military power. Trump threatened tariffs because he's petty and reacting to their pettiness. Politicians in the European countries did this because its low cost signaling to their base that Orange Man Bad and it scores c**** political points. \> It's not a question of granularity, the National security strategy didn't even identify Russia as a concern - only Europe I meant on Greenland and shipping lanes specifically. There is plenty of ink thats been spilled about artic shipping and dominance of China and Russia there, I'm not sure why youre pretending like this isnt a topic that people have been talking about for awhile (this is also in the mainstream [news](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/28/china-russia-arctic-polar-icebreaker-ships.html)) Remember when Canada wanted to cost share on Ice Breakers with the US? [From NATO on the arctic threat](https://www.defensenews.com/global/europe/2026/01/12/natos-europe-commander-sees-growing-russian-chinese-threat-in-arctic/)
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Muted-Tradition-1234 Apr 14, 2026 +3
>Not sure how you can say this with a straight face when the whole point of defense is deterrence. We have the largest land war in decades going on in Europe, and largerly thats happened because of under investment in deterrents. >European countries spent the deterrence money on social programs and Americans bought material. It would be more correct to say the US spent on wars in Iraq etc. There was no deterrence level in Europe (unless i it actually involved putting boots on the ground in Ukraine) that would have dissuaded Putin from the 2022 invasion. >The US is not pulling out of NATO, its not going to take Greenland by force. This is a free money bet if anyone is offering it. I assume we agree that the US attempting to take Greenland by military force would constitution de facto pulling out of the NATO treaty (especially in circumstances where it killed personnel from every major military in Europe at the same time) - shortly to be followed by de jure removal from NATO. The US repeatedly threatened to take it by military force, the Danish military flew in blood stock for their soldiers, in preparation for them suffering casualties from the US & every major military in Europe sent tripwire forces (and maintain tripwire forces) in Greenland to deter the US. They- who were privy to the in private statements made by the US government - disagree with you about there being a zero probability of US invasion. >France Germany UK Sweden and Norway performatively sent like 40 troops to cosplay military power. Trump threatened tariffs because he's petty and reacting to their pettiness. Politicians in the European countries did this because its low cost signaling to their base that Orange Man Bad and it scores c**** political points. Now seriously: Those weren't "performative", they were very tripwire personnel (are you unfamiliar with the concept?). The US could not invade without "dealing" with them- an act of war against France, UK, Germany - & the Nordics. Notwithstanding "pettiness", why would even a "petty" person threaten to impose tariffs on countries doing exactly what you claim Trump wanted Europe to do? Wouldn't it be in fact the exact opposite "I will tariff countries that don't send troops to Greenland - & I will tariff these countries less - and nothing if they increase even further" (leaving aside the nonsense of "tariffs" as a tool) >I meant on Greenland and shipping lanes specifically. There is plenty of ink thats been spilled about artic shipping and dominance of China and Russia there, I'm not sure why youre pretending like this isnt a topic that people have been talking about for awhile (this is also in the mainstream [news](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/28/china-russia-arctic-polar-icebreaker-ships.html)) >Remember when Canada wanted to cost share on Ice Breakers with the US? >[From NATO on the arctic threat](https://www.defensenews.com/global/europe/2026/01/12/natos-europe-commander-sees-growing-russian-chinese-threat-in-arctic/) Because it's obviously nonsense: Finland alone (1 of the NATO allies the US is willing to lose) operates 60% of the icebreaker capacity of the world (and is world leader in the design of icebreakers - hence why the US is getting them to build icebreakers for the US. And that's besides the fact that "oh no a Chinese ship has sailed to Europe via the Arctic - what will we do"! Isn't a military concern for a reason.
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capnwally14 Apr 14, 2026
I mean just as a historical footnote Trump is not the first president to have wanted Greenland (Andrew Johnson, Taft and Harry Truman all wanted it - during the Cold War harry Truman offered Denmark 100m for it) I don’t doubt Trump has pushed on it twice because he wants credit for expansion
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M0THMEAT Apr 14, 2026
Trump may not think that far ahead, but the fascists in his administration are.
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Quirky-Cat2860 Apr 14, 2026 +1
>has to do with the arctic sea and the directions which missles from Russia would fly. Did you forget that the globe is round? Missiles from Russia can come from "straight above" too
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capnwally14 Apr 14, 2026
Iirc its because of its geographic proximity that it makes it useful as part of an early detection system (I'm not that well versed on this, but there was some news coverage from when this all first came up) Want to also just reiterate - the US already has a base on greenland for a similar purpose, denmark has never been opposed to the US putting up more bases
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Quirky-Cat2860 Apr 14, 2026 +1
Probably also why he wants Canada.
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Amockdfw89 Apr 14, 2026 +3
Yea people just hear “oil” but fail to realize there are different qualities of oil and logistics involved. Thats why when people say “we just want to steal Venezuela’s oil” they forgot that even several companies straight up said attacking Venezuela was a bad idea if the goal was to get oil. the infrastructure down there is so bad and outdated down there and the oil is so sour/heavy that it would take years and billions upon billions of dollars of renovation and processing to get it up to speed. Not a good investment inside a country that teeters on collapse every minute. Though knowing him he probably just hears the word “oil” and jumped to conclusions like people on here Like you said It’s the glory he is after. He Just wants to say he did something.
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Quirky-Cat2860 Apr 14, 2026 +1
>The only reason Trump wants Greenland...is that it looks big on the map Well yet another reason to curse Gerardus Mercator for his map projection.
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crunchyeyeball Apr 14, 2026 +17
It's so bizarre that Trump of all people can claim Greenland is being "poorly run" by Denmark. The [World Justice Project](https://worldjusticeproject.org/rule-of-law-index/global/2025/undefined/) produces an index of countries based on the quality of government. It ranks them based on the rule of law, lack of corruption, openness, and the protection of personal rights and liberties from government overreach. Who sits at the very top of this index? *Denmark*. The US currently sits at 27th, and has been quickly dropping down the rankings lately.
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IntelArtiGen Apr 14, 2026 +14
> lack of corruption, openness, and the protection of personal rights and liberties from government overreach Call me crazy but it's *almost* as if Trump didn't care about all that.
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CelerMortis Apr 14, 2026 +4
Poorly run = not profitable to me personally  That’s it 
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Anhimidae Apr 14, 2026 +11
Trump is a liar and a fascist. He will say whatever he has to say to get what he wants no matter if it's true or not. Or as the 1964 Nobel Prize in Literature w***** Jean-Paul Sartre put it: *“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”*
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Theemuts Apr 14, 2026 +7
Trump never argues in good faith.
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Prestigious-Lynx-177 Apr 14, 2026 +6
The Danish government subsidises the majority of Greenlandic public services. For the Greenlanders it must be pretty simple, even if you have negative feelings towards the Danes, who will pay for your Schools, healthcare, Libraries, etc.? The Danes already are...will the Americans? The US hates their own citizens almost as much as they hate evey other country on earth.
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tempest51 Apr 14, 2026 +5
By "poorly run" he probably meant "not extracting every single resource there is asap afap, f*** the locals, f*** the environment".
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Brilliant_Version344 Apr 14, 2026 +15
Yeah and all the ass kissing from Rutte is embarrassing
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Prestigious-Lynx-177 Apr 14, 2026 +13
Hate to defend the ass-kisser, but Rutte's job is essentially to preserve NATO or hes out of the job. He can't rebuff Trump because he has nothing in his arsenal to do so. He can't stand up to Trump because that would be a fatal game of chicken. He can only ass-kiss and nothing else. NATO is dead without the US and any talk about the European's taking over will face the question of who is the de facto leader of NATO, it would essentially be either the French, Germans or Brits. Will other NATO countries happily abide that? Will the Turk's sit happily as the leading EU Countries dictate NATO's direction?
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Scr0talGangr3n3 Apr 14, 2026 -4
NATO would be fine without the USA.
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Prestigious-Lynx-177 Apr 14, 2026 +3
Yeah, the strongest military in the world with thousands of nukes and the capcity to project their military power anywhere probably wouldn't be that much of a loss.
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ErikChnmmr Apr 14, 2026 +1
Will be interesting to see the USA attack an actual NATO nation.
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capnwally14 Apr 14, 2026 -2
Genuinely this is a galaxy brain take The “Venezuela slush fund” is a managed audited account (go listen to Marco Rubios testimony to Congress) that is used to ensure the transitional govt doesn’t just funnel money to cronies. Venezuela is making more money on their oil - both from having new FDI to upgrade their infra and from them now getting market rate instead of selling it at a d******* to Cuba and China Rare earths are not rare. Greenland has large deposits but so does Ukraine. Lots of countries have them. Regardless the actual bottleneck is refining, which is a very dirty industry that most environmental regulations in the west block. The US doesn’t have an answer to this either. And I’m not sure how one squares the position of “Trump wants Europe to be dependent on the US” with Trump also wanting Europe to foot more of their own bills on defense. A more accurate statement (which I think is broader than Trump) is that Europe is slowly killing itself with its self sabotaging economic policies (hence the anemic growth) - and on top of that expects America to foot subsidize their military budget (but then also doesn’t give enough in return to the US other than moralizing lectures). Remember up until last year almost everyone (shout out Poland) had failed to hit their nato target of 2% defense spending for the last decade. The funniest side plot of this conflict with Iran is European leaders just falling into every stereotype (literally always down to meet to discuss plans - except on weekends, monitor the situation, never actually do anything of any substance one way or another). But a perfect embodiment of the bureaucratic morass that’s taken ahold over all of europe
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_lueless Apr 14, 2026
It's a shame what's happened and is continuing to happen to Europe, complacency has taken over. In any case, this comment is insane because it reads like the US would actually attack Europe and that has negative probability.
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Apprehensive-Log3638 Apr 14, 2026 -4
Europe did not help matters with restricting US airbase access. Counter point Europe made was you can put a base anywhere in Greenland already, why do you need to own it? Well now they can point to Spain, France and Germany. We can put an Airbase, but whenever Denmark gets queasy about a military operation, we cannot use our own base?
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UnoriginalStanger Apr 14, 2026
If you actually listen to academics and experts on the matter rather than politicians you'll note a complete lack of any action indicating the US will invade Greenland. What the US wants is for Europe to establish an active pressence in the region.
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HarEr89 Apr 14, 2026 +19
No thanks, the evil Iranian regime can f*** off. And take Putin with you.
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Affectionate_Bid518 Apr 14, 2026 +3
Iran helping Russia. US helping Russia. Can’t see that Europe have a dog in this fight other than hoping it ends quickly so energy prices stop spiking.
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davesmith001 Apr 14, 2026 +12
But nobody wants to fight for Iran nuclear enrichment. Europe is gonna say 'shut up and take the deal'.
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TheDungen Apr 15, 2026 -1
No hit I also have no intrest infighting for Israels right ti expand. Let Iran build nukes and they can buke each other to oblivion and be done. I will not shed a tear for either regime.
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Goosepond01 Apr 14, 2026 +17
No thank you, I want to keep all authoritarian states at arms length, be it the US, Iran, Russia, China, Israel, th Gulf states and a few others. we should be focusing heavily on Europe and ties with actual democratic countries, countries that aren't likely to be using the proceeds of our trade and goodwill to fund terrorism that kills innocent people and destabilises the world, or to further the cause of authoritarianism.
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QwertzOne Apr 14, 2026 -4
Problem is with resources, US/Russia have enough oil, gas, water, input for fertilizers, they can eventually manage without global trade, but we can't say the same about Europe, China or Australia. We'll need to make choices in Europe, but we need to be aware of the game Trump is playing. He may want to destroy global trade to force us to depend more on US.
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jay6432 Apr 14, 2026 +7
People need to stop fixating on Trump so much to be honest. Yes he’s a dickhead, yes he’s creating chaos, etc. but he will not be President forever. That doesn’t mean do nothing until he’s gone… but we can’t be too reactionary either.
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highpl4insdrftr Apr 14, 2026 +2
Good luck with that
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EmptyBodybuilder7376 Apr 14, 2026 +2
More like Europe cozying up to Iran. "*Hey, bud. Could you, like, maybe, let some oil through? Askin' for a friend.*"
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Ultra_Metal Apr 14, 2026 +5
Any country that supports the Islamic Republic of Iran in any way deserves to be sanctioned and boycotted.
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IngloriousMustards Apr 14, 2026 +6
Yeah no dice, dipshit. The enemy of our enemy who’s helping to attack our neighbour isn’t our friend. But if you need more Lego pieces for your kick-ass propaganda videos, just DM us, we’re here for ya bro!
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slightlysublevel Apr 15, 2026 +2
> The enemy of our enemy who’s helping to attack our neighbour isn’t our friend. Who, in this case, is "our enemy" here, and who is "the enemy of our enemy"?
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Stable_Orange_Genius Apr 14, 2026 +5
Shouldn't have helped Russia with their illegal genocidal war
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TheDungen Apr 15, 2026 +1
Well here's our chance to drive a wedge between them.
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DaySecure7642 Apr 14, 2026 +9
The EU only cares about being seen as the most progressive and anti-war, with the least amount of effort and involvement as possible.
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Drongo17 Apr 14, 2026 -1
This has to be a troll farm account. No human could be this stupid.
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Drongo17 Apr 14, 2026 -4
God I hope you're AI, it's painful to think a sentience is being wasted on you. 
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navinjohnsonn Apr 14, 2026 +4
So they kill thousands of their own people and expect us to help them? No thanks.
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Be_quiet_Im_thinking Apr 14, 2026 +2
So Iran what can you do to fix this Russia problem?
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sovietarmyfan Apr 14, 2026 +2
Yeah, let's become friends with the LGBTQ unfriendly nation that literally forces gay people to either accept imprisonment or a operation.
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HotFartore Apr 14, 2026 +2
Iran's logic: I can terrorize other countries, people. Have proxies to do the dirty job, bomb and kill others, etc. Kill thousands of their own citizens. And in return they all will fear Iran. But please stop for a second, didn't you think the road is actually a two way road. The time of reckoning has arrived. Iran, like Hamas, Hezbollah now are receiving the same receipt. Ohhh noooh, how could you do this to me? Yes sure.
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qwsedd Apr 14, 2026 +1
Hey Iran. Close your relationship with Russia and let women have proper rights and decrease religious pressure and you have a deal
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ITSHOBBSMA Apr 14, 2026 +1
I would too if I had all my investments in Europe. Need to protect my regimes money.
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PraetorGold Apr 14, 2026 +1
Smart move. We know who the bad guys are.
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Thanics Apr 14, 2026 +1
Keep talking like this, endless debate. Forget the real enemy.
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TheDungen Apr 15, 2026 +1
OK sure. you know what would make me cozy? Democracy reforms. I see no reason why Europe should be antagonistic to Iran but the Iranian people also deserve a greater say in the running of their country
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No-swimming-pool Apr 15, 2026 +1
Maybe they should start releasing all their hostages, and see how we feel about them afterwards.
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restore_democracy Apr 14, 2026 +1
I understand the US is blockading the Strait of Hormuz.
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Evilscotsman30 Apr 14, 2026 -6
Europe should be prepared to use military force against America when they make their move on Greenland it's coming these people are no longer our friends.
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Dark_World_Blues Apr 14, 2026
It won't make a difference. The UN has pressured Iran to stop attacking the GCC countries and Jordan, but Iran continued attacking them either way. If pressuring Iran didn't make a difference, pressuring Trump is less likely to make a difference.
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hackenclaw Apr 14, 2026
I think it is easier Iran suggest EU to cosy up with China to reduce US dominance in global order. After all weaker US in global power benefits both EU & China. (because they are the next strongest order)
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TheDungen Apr 15, 2026 +1
Problem is we've got little to gain and a lot to lose from dealing more with China. Maybe if being nice to China on a geopolitical level will allow us to put up trade barriers against them without them throwing a hissy fit.
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Elegant_Message7494 Apr 14, 2026
china yes, europe probably not, we're speedrunning poverty
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Denim_in_dago Apr 14, 2026
Why shouldn’t they? They didn’t do anything wrong, except defend themselves
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thereoncewasahat Apr 14, 2026 -6
They don't give a f*** what we think. They listen to China and Russia. They obey Israel.
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Bulky_Reveal_1937 Apr 14, 2026 -1
Lol. The US can have strains in their EU relations all they want, they are still each other’s closest partners. IRCG is deemed a terrorist organisation by the EU Iran is an ally of Russia and has actively helped Russia in the Ukraine invasion. Iran has blocked the strait of Hormuz for European vessels The EU has a lot of Iranian refugees. Meanwhile the EU is heavily reliant on the US for all kinds of trade deals, currently the most noteably is gas and military. Aside from all being NATO, the US has 100s of billions of running military contracts with Europe, delivering them US tech. The EU can’t just step down from those. If the EU seriously wants to reposition itself away from the US, which it currently shows no intention of doing, that will be a process taking atleast a decade. The current Iran conflict will have long been solved by then. This is just a nothing burger.
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TheDungen Apr 15, 2026
Trump is threatening to invade an European NATO member. Maybe its time we remove the terrorist label from the IrGC. Seems mostly just to be something we did because we've been sickeningly pro Israel in the past.
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Bulky_Reveal_1937 Apr 15, 2026
You might be mentally challenged
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Tuxersize Apr 14, 2026
I mean yeah, too bad they have commited many religious mass murders like driving trucks into hoards of people in sweden and germany. Kinda makes the cosying a bit sus.
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_Figaro Apr 14, 2026
Iran (IRGC specifically) is helping Russia invade Europe through Ukraine. It would not be in Europe's interest as long as they're supporting Russia. This is not to even mention they're killing tens of thousand of their own civilians.
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