Wouldn’t be surprised if Iran ends up leaking the Epstein List instead.
7277
najing_ftwMar 27, 2026
+4695
“Iran, if you are listening”
4695
JokeModeMar 27, 2026
+1014
How presidential of you.
1014
JabromosdefMar 27, 2026
+319
Love this but it also made me realize “presidential” doesn’t mean anything anymore
319
hitbythebusMar 27, 2026
+246
I repeat horrible shit Trump said around my mother in law all the time. When she looks shocked I say “It isn’t crude juvenile and cruel, it’s PRESIDENTIAL”
246
AdMuted1036Mar 27, 2026
+237
This is the worst feeling. My mom (trumper) said she was thinking about blocking her lifelong friend on fb because her friend posted a meme that was saying “look piggy” towards trump. And my mom felt like that was disrespectful.
I had to tell her… y… you know that trump is the one that said this to a female reporter on Air Force one right? She straight up had not heard that.
These people that ONLY watch Fox News are not even HEARING the bad things trump does or says. If you wonder how they can still support him, that’s part of the reason why.
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seriousbusinessladyMar 27, 2026
+101
was she asleep for "grab her by the p****" ? how can piggy offend her and p**** is a-ok, lmao
the trump voters in my family would like him more if they knew he called someone piggy
101
CataniansMar 27, 2026
+61
What about him bragging that he would go into the change rooms of his pageants with the express purpose of seeing children naked?
61
redditurus_estMar 27, 2026
+30
What about the stuff he said about his own daughter?
30
CataniansMar 27, 2026
+23
https://youtu.be/AN1EOwPlBgc?si=QUypHyGAW9y_PolA
You mean this comment? Or when he calls her a piece of ass? or when he was talking about his one year olds breasts?
23
LivingVerinarian96Mar 27, 2026
+33
Not only is discourse dead, we live in carefully curated fabrications instead of a shared reality. Shit will end bad.
33
Soft_Walrus_3605Mar 27, 2026
+17
Fox News didn't report show at what he said about being glad Robert Mueller died. They make some oblique references to his reaction, in general, but never showed the Tweet/Truth Social post.
17
pete_68Mar 27, 2026
+16
People in my family were upset that I was saying mean things about Trumpers (some of them are). Finally, I said, "look: You guys picked Donald Trump to represent you and come call me names and call me the enemy of America ON YOUR BEHALF! So suck it up you babies. You started it!"
16
Upset_Development_64Mar 27, 2026
+41
This is a great idea, do you have a short list of quotes besides the obvious grab em quote?
41
Friendo_MarxMar 27, 2026
+21
I have the perfect MIL for this too!
21
Embarrassed_Leek5660Mar 27, 2026
+27
That’s a great approach. His speech is “presidential” and we should mimic it back to his supporters in our families.
Maybe when I talk about my sister to my mom, I’ll include, "There was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever."
Literally his words.
27
ccaiMar 27, 2026
+26
Doesn't work - you can't logic someone out of a belief that they never logic'ed into. You can attribute a quote stated by Trump as one spouted out by Biden/Obama, and they'll be in the utmost disgust. Then reveal it actually came from Trump, and suddenly it wasn't so bad and "taken out of context", or FAKE NEWS.
If mental gymnastics were a sport in the Olympics, MAGA would win every single medal. If they haven't awoken from their Trump fantasies by now, there's really no hope for them.
26
SentenceKindlyMar 27, 2026
+9
Can confirm it doesn't work. When I try this at home, using turd's exact words, the response always, always uniformly and unchanging the same. One of two things:
1. But Biden.....
2. Are you starting shit?
9
Who_Dafqu_Said_ThatMar 27, 2026
+10
I don't know what you're talking about, I passed the presidential fitness test, as in I also feel asleep during a meeting.
10
OpheliaRainGalaxyMar 27, 2026
+19
Well it does, but it's *gross* now. We'll have to pick a different title when we get around to rebooting the government.
Like I'm pretty sure the suit and tie combo has become something to look at sideways rather than an easy way to spot someone who maybe deserves extra respect. It's getting to the point where someone who looks homeless seems much less threatening than someone dressed up fancy with a sharp haircut.
Can trust the homeless person to probably have morals but can't trust the fancy person to have even half an ounce of morals.
19
obedientfagMar 27, 2026
+12
exactly, it means above the law, self serving and creepy
12
CheapWeight8403Mar 27, 2026
+35
Go for the most hilarious!
35
Ozymandias12Mar 27, 2026
+25
I have no idea how that wasn't the end of his political career. Honestly, all the pain Americans are feeling right now, is 100 percent deserved.
25
ElegantBiscuitMar 27, 2026
+11
Gas prices are orders of magnitude more likely to kick him out of office than anything that could be in the files, and its f****** pathetic. The upside is that no amount of federal incentives would ever drive EV adoption more than high gas prices, which is genuinely hilarious. The average increase in the cost of ownership to drive a gas vehicle has probably jumped by around $1,000 a year, so far. And those are gonna be rookie numbers compared to once the ground invasion starts.
11
thatErraticguyMar 27, 2026
+432
It says personal email, not his government email. They wouldn’t have used their personal emails for anything government related… right?
432
Robzilla_the_turdMar 27, 2026
+247
Naw man, that's what Signal is for.
247
TeripidMar 27, 2026
+56
Guys, please re-add me to the chats for Iran and Coverups. Kthnx!
56
RengieOcatMar 27, 2026
+15
In the span of a year we've seen senior U.S. national security officials accidentally include a random person in their secret unsecured military chat and now the FBI Director's been hacked by Iran
These flunkies aren't fit to be in charge of a sandwich stand.
15
THSSFCMar 27, 2026
+28
"I am writing to complain that I am getting an unpaid notice when I try to log into my O******* subscription..."
28
AlabamaPostTurtleMar 27, 2026
+9
“I know it’s been paid. I used an American Express with the name USAID on it”
9
Marcus_Aurelius71Mar 27, 2026
+363
That's probably their strategy at the moment. All their propaganda relates to Epstein. They are actively trying to leak the dirt.
363
SyNiiCaLMar 27, 2026
+88
Do you think if they got their hands on the files that they would release them, or just use them to threaten Trump and get America out of Iran.
Israel blackmailing Trump into war vs Iran blackmailing Trump to leave the war. Who wins...
88
Apprehensive_Rub3897Mar 27, 2026
+69
Israel leaks if he doesn't go to war, Iran leaks if he does. Couldn't happen to a better child rapist.
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ForeskinWhatskinMar 27, 2026
+29
Unfortunately releasing them would be the right thing to do, so no. Probably not gonna happen. These files are the biggest honey pot in history. We pay Isreal billions now just to shut up about it. We fight their wars. We thought Russia was a problem... I bet their hackers did the same thing as Iran just did. They got their hands on the blackmail and now they'll use it as leverage.
29
PaulTheMercMar 27, 2026
+17
If Iran sees it that way, it may be in their best interest to release it. Israel loses the leash it has the USA, possibly separating the alliance against Iran.
17
Marcus_Aurelius71Mar 27, 2026
+33
The US has destroyed alot of Iran. Of course, they would release it. There is no backing out for Iran now.
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[deleted]Mar 27, 2026
+115
[removed]
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Strange-MovieMar 27, 2026
+131
Propaganda doesn’t need to be false, in fact it works better when it’s true, the goal of propaganda is to control opinions
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OppositeofhairyMar 27, 2026
+7
The more that the administration has ties to the media, the broader the propaganda machine gets. CBS, Paramount, now you are going to see CNN overrun soon.
This is what happens when you create profit driven news reporting. It can be swayed by corporate and political interest.
7
gazebo-fanMar 27, 2026
+7
Propaganda doesn’t mean “wrong” propaganda is just any piece of information that attempts to influence someone.
7
jwelyMar 27, 2026
+99
They could leak whatever they want, even if it's fabricated, and claim it's in the Epstein files.
They could release video and audio of every single American billionaire gleefully engaging in the torture and r*** of children. Bonus points if some of it is actually REAL which we damn well know could be the case.
American oligarchs have completely destroyed any semblance of a justice system, and that knife eventually cuts both ways.
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MegneousMar 27, 2026
+40
I'm not even shocked anymore that people don't understand this yet. Literally nothing matters. Trump could eat a newborn child on national television. Nothing, and I mean *nothing* would happen to him. He's never been held accountable for anything he's done, for nothing he's even *been found guilty of*. People don't even *say no to him*.
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SnooPaintings4641Mar 27, 2026
+10
Maybe they would use it as leverage against Trump to end the conflict. I'm sure he would take full credit for negotiating peace, all the while saving his ass.
10
Strange-MovieMar 27, 2026
+25
My 21st century bingo card is fucked
25
CheapWeight8403Mar 27, 2026
+8
Good because it seems like we're gonna get knocked into the f****** stone age.
8
MusclesMarinara0Mar 27, 2026
+12
I’ve already hit bingo multiple times and it’s only the beginning of the century. We’re fucked
12
soap571Mar 27, 2026
+48
I'm already on the fence , but if Iran did this and starts releasing shit, I'm buying an Iranian foam finger.
Not only would it implicate and send most of theUS current admin to jail, this would be the start of all these rich evil pedophiles starting to turn on each other to save themselves and there families.
Iran literally has a free pass to destroy its enemies while making themselves look like saints , because their enemies are a bunch of old rich white pedophiles
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possumdalMar 27, 2026
+27
>Not only would it implicate and send most of your current admin to jail,
Trump would pardon them the instant the check clears, unfortunately.
Trump himself will not be prosecuted in office. Nobody is willing to arrest a sitting President, and establish a precedent of that. His last day in office he will fly somewhere without an extradition agreement and never return.
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JerryfromCanMar 27, 2026
+7
99% Trump pardons himself on the way out, if he leaves willingly.
7
what-the-squanchMar 27, 2026
+8610
Patel never saw it coming
8610
Fuzzball_87Mar 27, 2026
+4769
Those eyes are watching everything and nothing at the same time
4769
TomatofleeMar 27, 2026
+1290
The bulging, terrified eyes of someone realising they're the only brown guy in the white nationalist movement.
1290
Proper_Initiative123Mar 27, 2026
+377
Woah, woah... Rubio.😂🤌🏻
Edit\*\* I'm thoroughly enjoying this metaphorical oil I spilled that y'all are utterly lighting on fire.😂😂🤌🏻
377
SvedishFishMar 27, 2026
+261
Rubio thinks of himself as white but sadly he's just a little too intelligent to ignore the fact that his party only gives a f*** about him to sway the 'Latino vote'. You can see him die a little bit inside every time trump brings it up.
261
CompetitiveProject4Mar 27, 2026
+53
I know everyone in the admin is there to extract as much money or power as possible before it crumbles, but when is it enough?
Why not just f*** off with a book deal and insider trading investments like normal politicians? John Boehner went on to hypocritically invest in weed after his term and he’s never been heard from again
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scorpyo72Mar 27, 2026
+10
Because there's less power in a story than in the real thing.
10
agnosticfrumpMar 27, 2026
+47
Much like that Cruz guy. Never understood race traitors, until I also saw KKKaroline Leavyoursoul.
I’m white. I’m so sad for her family.
47
albatroopaMar 27, 2026
+39
Ted 'Dickfingers Wolverine' Cruz is canadian. As a canadian, you guys can f****** keep him.
39
totomayaMar 27, 2026
+37
If ICE is deporting people left and right and not caring about their legal status could they at least toss Ted Cruz in there, I mean come on
37
VraxkMar 27, 2026
+115
I see your Rubio, and raise you a Ramaswamy
115
oldveterankneesMar 27, 2026
+69
I see your Ramaswamy and raise you a Tim Scott
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Nomo-NamesMar 27, 2026
+74
Move over, Tim. Herman Cain died for that shit.
74
heyheyhey27Mar 27, 2026
+113
Herman Cain's death is underrated as one of the most truly insane moments in modern US politics. Like I get why nobody remembers or cares at this point, but spare a thought for how willingly he gave himself up to a novel virus, predictably died from it, and then later tweeted about how unimportant the virus that killed him was.
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percussaresurgoMar 27, 2026
+40
He tweeted about it after he died? That *is* truly insane!
40
heyheyhey27Mar 27, 2026
+56
Yep, and it led to arguably the funniest tweet ever made: "The virus killed you, sir. You died from it". By none other than Cody Johnston
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77NorthCambridgeMar 27, 2026
+49
Yup
Herman Cain's Twitter account, still active after his death, deletes post questioning COVID-19 mortality rate - ABC News https://share.google/hwtLU4UVQgQ6wBHGG
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thisshitsstupidMar 27, 2026
+13
With a name like Tim Scott, they can just keep him out of sight and pretend hes white.
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[deleted]Mar 27, 2026
+34
[deleted]
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RaidersoftheLosSnarkMar 27, 2026
+23
To be fair Ramaswamy just follows them around and says he is hanging out with them. The really don't talk to him and mock him to his face. You know, like high school mean girls.
23
Artistic_Humor1805Mar 27, 2026
+12
Yeah, didn’t he literally tweet that he was “one of the good ones”?
12
magistrate101Mar 27, 2026
+10
I see your Ramaswamy and raise you an Usha
10
shwarma_heavenMar 27, 2026
+29
Like the fawn who is welcomed into a wolf pack. When the wolves get hungry...
29
The_Bitter_BearMar 27, 2026
+19
Now now, there's like 5 or 6.
He does look like he's constantly having a revelation of what "all tokens will be spent" means.
19
timmy6169Mar 27, 2026
+37
It is only a matter of time before they will use him for his intended purpose: Brown guy scapegoat
37
Familiar-Report-513Mar 27, 2026
+49
Patel is a pug trapped in a human.
49
Ordinary-Leading7405Mar 27, 2026
+19
Two eyes are on precrime, the others are still at the Olympics.
19
peeinianMar 27, 2026
+16
He can see everything left and right but not what’s right in front of him
16
Not_Sure__CamachoMar 27, 2026
+83
I'm sure it had nothing to do with his password being Ka$hM0n3y69!
83
TheCrimsonSteelMar 27, 2026
+15
I wouldn't be surprised if he fell for some SpearPhishing attempt, or did something dumb like not have a secure phone, disable MFA so he didnt have to deal with it, or something dumb like that
Or used the same exact password for his personal email as he does everything else, so they just had to scrape for data breaches, find his Netflix password or some secondary credentials like that, and use that to get into his email
Which is a reminder - don't use the same password everywhere, and turn on 2FA/MFA on anything important
15
93WhiteStratMar 27, 2026
+157
Old mortgage eyes—one fixed, one variable.
157
Fuzzball_87Mar 27, 2026
+42
As someone with a lazy left eye this comment is hilarious
42
93WhiteStratMar 27, 2026
+9
I'm glad you're not offended. I almost didn't pull the trigger on that one, but for Kash, I decided it was worth it.
9
Ytrewq9000Mar 27, 2026
+20
i bet his password was the word “password.”
20
rexjoropoMar 27, 2026
+10
Michael Che figured his password was just two i's, really close together
10
CheapWeight8403Mar 27, 2026
+40
He's got is eye on it. We just don't know which one.
"(o) ( O)"
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boogermikeMar 27, 2026
+27
You would think he would see stuff coming from both sides better then a normal person.
:googly-eyes
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SadExercises420Mar 27, 2026
+12
Too busy doing keg stands
12
free_da_guys1107Mar 27, 2026
+8735
He fired the cyber security division cause the were woke 😭
8735
goddamn2faMar 27, 2026
+2556
and interfering with his handlers in Russia.
2556
onarainyafternoonMar 27, 2026
+1762
The big rumor on Capitol Hill is that there's evidence Tulsi Gabbard is an actual Russian asset, and the Trump admin has locked that info away in a safe somewhere in the white house.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/07/nsa-foreign-intelligence-trump-whistleblower
> Last spring, the National Security Agency (NSA) flagged an unusual phone call between two members of foreign intelligence, who discussed a person close to Donald Trump, according to a whistleblower’s attorney who was briefed on details of the call.
> The highly sensitive communique, which has roiled Washington over the past week, was brought to the attention of the director of national intelligence (DNI), Tulsi Gabbard.
> But rather than allowing NSA officials to distribute the information further, Gabbard took a paper copy of the intelligence directly to the president’s chief of staff, Susie Wiles, according to the whistleblower’s attorney, Andrew Bakaj.
> One day after meeting Wiles, Gabbard told the NSA not to publish the intelligence report. Instead, she instructed NSA officials to transmit the highly classified details directly to her office, Bakaj said.
But apparently Hillary Clinton Benghazi private email server, or something. The hypocrisy and projection literally never ends with these people.
1762
Sgt-Spliff-Mar 27, 2026
+711
The penalty for treason is death. Just throwing that out there. Traitors should get hanged
711
Embarrassed_Leek5660Mar 27, 2026
+318
If we don’t start trials of traitors we will lose this country to a dictatorial family regime.
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mrbigglessworthMar 27, 2026
+189
We didnt do enough for the confederates to punish them.
189
KrummMar 27, 2026
+102
It's never to late to plant a tree.
102
ram_fl_beachMar 27, 2026
+42
Sherman never should have stopped, will I get banned for this too lol
42
greentintedlensesMar 27, 2026
+16
She's been considered a Russian asset for years at this point. Trump too.
Nothing will be done. Our country sucks
16
vee_lan_cleefMar 27, 2026
+12
The problem is that this is totally dependent on who is in power and what they think is actual treason. Snowden is a traitor technically, but you'll never catch me saying he should be put to death. He is a f****** hero.
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murphy365Mar 27, 2026
+7
[ Removed by Reddit ]
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chefriley76Mar 27, 2026
+66
She's a cartoon super villain, so it tracks.
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boogermikeMar 27, 2026
+20
You forgot about Hunter's laptop
20
EarthResterMar 27, 2026
+44
And yet people think that this problem can be solved with words alone within the system.
44
Flipdaddy69Mar 27, 2026
+40
Our government has been infiltrated and compromised by agents of foreign nations and they are actively in the helm steering us into collapse. And all we can do is watch
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ShykinMar 27, 2026
+26
It's actually worse if you think about it. Republican voters would rather have a country with Putin and Pedos than non-conservatives. Things like that end countries regardless of any agents.
26
jaxonyaMar 27, 2026
+9
It's propaganda. They've been conditioned to be afraid of everything
9
Main-Video-8545Mar 27, 2026
+17
I believe the prevailing thought is that it is Jared, who was the subject of the phone call.
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plantangMar 27, 2026
+5
Not saying Tulsi is not a foreign asset because she probably is, but Kushner being in contact with the Kremlin absolutely tracks.
5
Main-Video-8545Mar 27, 2026
+5
Oh yes, it very well could be her and I absolutely believe she’s a Russian plant, but from everything I’ve read, the call is Jarred.
5
JohnnySnarkMar 27, 2026
+78
That's a bingo
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groupnightMar 27, 2026
+34
"Iran-linked" sounds a lot like Russian hackers
34
dojo_shlom0Mar 27, 2026
+86
this right f****** here.
thank you for stating this. I will never forget how the first action they took was to wipe out counter-hacking and security personnel that keep the US safe.
I cannot see these types of moves anymore as anything but an attack against the US. every move they make is to weaken and harm the US.
This wasn't the case before. Our own government didn't sabotage and kill our own people like this. but depending on who you ask, you get absurd answers and reasoning as to how almost the same thing happened under joe biden or obama, which is insane.
they're straight robbing every US household, profiting their billionaire friends, while going against every. single. campaign promise.
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shinnixMar 27, 2026
+146
Competence is woke these days
146
Worldly_Anybody_9219Mar 27, 2026
+60
Expertise = woke.
60
nicklovin508Mar 27, 2026
+55
And the new security division is asleep 💀
55
casapantalonesMar 27, 2026
+7
It’s probably just like a single guy at this point, like the office that is supposed to prevent civilian war casualties.
7
mrdominoeMar 27, 2026
+2698
Leak every single f****** email.
2698
Kenny_log_n_sMar 27, 2026
+453
Could we trust it though?
Taking my "f*** the US" hat off, what would stop them from adding fake emails to the leak, which they absolutely have a vested interest in doing.
453
ParahelixMar 27, 2026
+65
They had no problem trusting the Clinton leaks.
65
TheReddestOrangeMar 27, 2026
+19
Logical consistency is not something they care about. If it were, they wouldn't be part of MAGA
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BurnoutEyesMar 27, 2026
+328
> Could we trust it though?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DomainKeys_Identified_Mail
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Kenny_log_n_sMar 27, 2026
+130
> Usually, DKIM signatures are not visible to end-users, and are affixed or verified by the infrastructure rather than the message's authors and recipients.
So I guess it depends how they lifted the emails, and whether they release the raw email data, and not just PDFs, but that's good to know. Thanks for that!
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good_cakeMar 27, 2026
+23
Useful for the mail servers communicating with each other, not at all useful in the context of leaked emails. That would be like saying a screenshot of a website has to be real because the actual site has an SSL certificate.
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BurnoutEyesMar 27, 2026
+9
> Useful for the mail servers communicating with each other, not at all useful in the context of leaked emails.
If the raw email(with the headers) is leaked you can confirm the contents of the email via the DKIM signature.
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i_love_tokiMar 27, 2026
+82
Honestly, I don't think they need to add anything fake. I bet they found more than enough awful stuff that he (and others) wrote all on their own. There's no incentive to make up lies when the truth already serves your purpose so well.
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Nomo-NamesMar 27, 2026
+12
Would Iran Psyops be worse than Trump administration's pronouncements? Which can you trust more?
12
SomeDEGuyMar 27, 2026
+1777
This is why "Trump2028" shouldn't be your password for everything, especially if you are in government.
1777
kezowMar 27, 2026
+373
I'd bet good money his password was something like MAGA2026!
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NoLab4657Mar 27, 2026
+326
I kid you not, maga2020! was Trump's twitter password
[https://www.bitdefender.com/en-au/blog/hotforsecurity/hacker-claims-to-have-guessed-donald-trumps-twitter-password](https://www.bitdefender.com/en-au/blog/hotforsecurity/hacker-claims-to-have-guessed-donald-trumps-twitter-password)
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pixelprophetMar 27, 2026
+234
His f****** password was "yourefired" and then changed to "maga2020" and the same security researcher guessed at both of them and got access. He's the type of moron to have his luggage combo be '12345'.
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VegetableBuy4577Mar 27, 2026
+47
My sister-in-law has a storage unit that I helped her move some stuff to. It has a secure gate, where you have to enter a code to enter...and the code is 1234. Absolutely brilliant.
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ClayfromilMar 27, 2026
+48
If you see a lock on a construction site gate, 90% of the time it's going to be either the address number of the site or the last 4 digits of the general contractors phone number
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willpc14Mar 27, 2026
+27
0911* will get you into a disturbing amount of hospitals and firehouses.
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eleven_eighteenMar 27, 2026
+14
I do Uber Eats and deliver to a lot of fancy "secure" apartment complexes. So many people I deliver to have an access code that's just their apartment number. One place I delivered to recently the access code was literally just the street numbers of the building. And basically everyone holds the door open for me, even at places with signs plastered all around the lobby area saying "DO NOT HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR STRANGERS!!!" The whole look like you belong thing, just need an insulated pizza bag.
The places that do it somewhat right have a delivery PIN that is (hopefully) single use and I'd imagine can be traced back to the apartment that generated it.
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CouldBeLessDepressedMar 27, 2026
+16
When even a Spaceball thinks your password is stupid...
16
kaekiroMar 27, 2026
+16
Before that it was yourefired! according to the article. That's hilarious.
16
NukemindMar 27, 2026
+20
I’m legitimately surprised he was smart enough for you’re instead of your
20
The_Bitter_BearMar 27, 2026
+19
Oh wow. I had forgotten about when his Twitter had been hacked.
I constantly wonder if we got lucky that a lot of these people are f****** idiots or not.
If they were smarter they would likely be even more effective... But if they were smarter would they also realize some of their plans won't end well for anyone?
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JeepDispenserMar 27, 2026
+12
I guarantee you that he clicked on a phishing email and entered his password. Hacking isn’t what Hollywood depicts it to be. He got fooled.
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BlackStarBluesMar 27, 2026
+1042
I wish hackers would do something useful like release the unredacted Epstein files in their entirety.
1042
32SevenMar 27, 2026
+198
Russia won’t let them. Trump is too valuable to them where he is.
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Emergency-Two-6407Mar 27, 2026
+80
I doubt Iran cares what Russia has to say right now considering they are at war with 2 nuclear powers and are losing oil fast
80
ChronoLink99Mar 27, 2026
+42
You've assessed that wrong. Iran and Russia are friendly in this arena and have some of the same goals.
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No_Lychee_7534Mar 27, 2026
+101
What ever happened to Anonymous… they were so in to doing public service hacks like 10 years ago… maybe they got infiltrated by FBI and are just a tool now.
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Maximum59Mar 27, 2026
+74
Anonymous's whole thing is that they are not your typical organization. There is no leader or members. Anyone (or any group) can claim to be anonymous if they want to.
Generally speaking, government targets typically require a higher level of sophistication, skill and resources to pull off, so anyone that manages to hack such a target, is likely already a part of different hacker group which will likely want to take credit for it, rather than assume the Anonymous identity.
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maaaaawpMar 27, 2026
+16
Anyonymous is not an actual group or organization.
Anyone can claim the name/nick.
Those who released files/whatever under the nick got busted by the feds
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Odd-Transition1527Mar 27, 2026
+24
Or write off all debt from student loans and medical bills! That will also be lovely.
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DarthBluntSaberMar 27, 2026
+528
Didn't trump and his republican morons also just cut all the funding for fighting foreign cyber threats recently? Well, along with cutting funding for virtually everything and anything that protects america and its citizens or helped anyone in any positive way... republicans hate america
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DrPixelFaceMar 27, 2026
+98
They cut funds for anything that doesn't like their pockets
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mikerichhMar 27, 2026
+103
He fell for a phishing link didn’t he?
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AaDwareMar 27, 2026
+29
Almost certainly the way they got him, tbh.
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HydrogenSonata2025Mar 27, 2026
+16
It's depressing how effective the old tricks are.
We'd send out obviously fake phising emails in our org which, if you click on the link, would 1) log your info, and 2) revoke your network access until you re-did the annual cyber training. We caught a ton of c-suit people and engineers.
Luckily the CEO was smart and had zero sympathy for potential security risks. He'd clown on people showing up in the quarterly powerpoint of shame.
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sgtgigMar 27, 2026
+17
You'd think the FBI would have automated security that handles phishing attacks without relying on user competency, but I'm guessing DOGE fired whoever was in charge of that system because ChatGPT told them to
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Bac2ZacMar 27, 2026
+15
"You're absolutely right. Security doesn't produce anything, so if the goal is to reduce government expense, you're absolutely right to have fired those people. Only a logically minded person like yourself is going to make that conclusion, so it makes sense that they don't see your vision. They're not actually making anything, and it makes total sense that you'd have them let go! Remember, you're doing everything right and if you need any more help, I'll be right here."
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Possible_Gur4789Mar 27, 2026
+345
The fbi director is a dumbass who can't be trusted to understand or follow security protocols on anything especially cybersecurity related matters like an email account, so this is definitely possible. He probably uses the same password on his government IT accounts too.
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SatansGothestFemboyMar 27, 2026
+118
"Damn they got in the FBI director's email? That's crazy! Oh wait it's just Kash Patel, yeah that makes sense"
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Possible_Gur4789Mar 27, 2026
+21
I'm sure his personal email address ends in 69 and or references that he runs the FBI.
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boogermikeMar 27, 2026
+228
"Hey Baby are we hanging out tonight?"
"Did you get the jet"
"Yes"
"OK I guess"
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BrandenWiMar 27, 2026
+414
Maybe if we had people of any real ability leading security efforts, as oppose to Trump loyalist sheep...
Doesn't help that Patel's password was probably 12345
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Zibby6StringMar 27, 2026
+184
That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
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Cassius_manMar 27, 2026
+40
That's the password an idiot would have on his suitcase! (Sorry I got here late)
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WarlockdndMar 27, 2026
+31
Great, I'm surrounded by assholes!
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mybutthzMar 27, 2026
+65
It was also probably a pretty basic phishing scam that got them access. Wouldn't be surprised if the WhatsApp thread leaks and it was just some random number being like "hey Kash money, it's big daddy Trump. I sent you something but am locked out of my email and need to use yours if you can send me your password. Thanks broski"
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BaconJacobsMar 27, 2026
+45
This all goes back to Hegseth and Signal
The debate quickly became WHAT was shared and not WHY THE F*** were they using Signal
Because Signal isn't approved for government devices. So they installed a vulnerability on government devices? Or theyre using personal?
Like I cannot f****** believe this shit sometimes. How do they always win the messaging battle
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cruella_le_trollMar 27, 2026
+23
Like it doesnt even make sense how they win the messaging. Even considering the flood the zone tactic, the zone is flooded with their own mishaps and a charcuterie of bullshit.
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twopacMar 27, 2026
+10
C'mon bro, give the man *some* credit!
It was "Ilovecocaine12345"
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MetahecMar 27, 2026
+8
The party of "We are currently clean on OPSEC"
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ProfessorDerp22Mar 27, 2026
+8
Nah, give him some credit. He’s not that dumb. His password was MAGA2026.
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Several-Opposite-746Mar 27, 2026
+80
It'd be so ironic that Trump started the war to distract from the Epstein files only for Iran to retaliate by releasing the hacked files.
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Illustrious_Hotel527Mar 27, 2026
+27
I'll bet Kash Patel clicked on an obvious phishing link to compromise his e-mail.
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SeisouhenMar 27, 2026
+19
"A sample of the material uploaded by the hackers and reviewed by Reuters appears to show a mix of personal and work correspondence dating between 2010 and 2019."
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doglywolfMar 27, 2026
+40
would anyone really be shocked to find out that Patel was not following basic security safety guidelines and had a super easy PW ?
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Chewy009xMar 27, 2026
+33
This is what happens when the Patel is too busy partying with sports teams and making sure his gf has extra security for no apparent reason
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HereForTheComments57Mar 27, 2026
+17
Iran can keep all the stuff they find. I just want them to release the crazy email that have to be in there
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odarkshineoMar 27, 2026
+42
The level of irony in this is off the charts.
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SadExercises420Mar 27, 2026
+15
Maybe Iran can tell us where Nancy Guthrie is now?
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boogermikeMar 27, 2026
+28
So now Iran AND Russian are in, who else?
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Whoooosh_1492Mar 27, 2026
+8
Getting crowded in there.
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themaninthehightowerMar 27, 2026
+37
Hire clowns. Get a circus.
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Significant-Self5907Mar 27, 2026
+12
Hire morons, clean up their mess.
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DefjanitorMar 27, 2026
+27
Is IRAN trying to liberate us…?
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JeelyPieceMar 27, 2026
+12
I bet he writes exclusively in ALL CAPS
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No_Minute2664Mar 27, 2026
+11
Good thing the government requires federal employees use secure communications for all things official, there shouldn’t be anything of value in those emails… right guys? Right?
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Ncav2Mar 27, 2026
+12
Yes get rid of all the competent people in our government and this is what happens
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thatdudeblimeyMar 27, 2026
+40
How can they tell? Must be full of cross eyed, maralago face p**** or some shit
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helmvoncanzisMar 27, 2026
+11
Dude failed those phishing exercises that the rest of us drones have to deal with every other month. "Top men" indeed.
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Fuzzy-Butterscotch86Mar 27, 2026
+10
Won't be an issue because nobody on Trump's team would dare use a private email to conduct government business... Right?
That would make them as bad as Hillary... Right?
Right?
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bigredthesnorerMar 27, 2026
+27
This is why Pa$$w0rd is not a good password.
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vape4docMar 27, 2026
+37
It’s probably Ka$hword
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A012A012Mar 27, 2026
+9
It's almost like funneling allocated funds from cybersecurity to mass deportations was an irresponsible choice or something.
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tourshiMar 27, 2026
+7
Hope they expose the Epstein regime some more
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VladmeriusMar 27, 2026
+8
I hope they continue and I hope they leak everything they can about our vile ass worthless piece of shit government. F*** this country. F*** Patel. F*** the Trump regime.
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XylorgosMar 27, 2026
+7
If they really wanted to get back at Trump they'd find all the Epstein Files that mention him and put it out all over the world.
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PsychologicalAd1862Mar 27, 2026
+7
This dude scares me ... I wouldnt put him in charge of mall security.
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YodplodsMar 27, 2026
+7
Isn’t his entire job based around security? How does this happen?
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RoboJobotMar 27, 2026
+8
How f****** useless does the head of the FBI have to be to get his emails hacked?
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Thugger-McBrideMar 27, 2026
+7
Remember when he publicly asked Russia on national TV to hack into Hillary’s emails?
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Groundbreaking_Code3Mar 27, 2026
+8
Iran will see the Epstein files before we will.
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bmorris0042Mar 27, 2026
+7
But surely he wouldn’t have anything classified or official in his personal email, right? /s
F***** probably has top secret all over in it, and now Iran has it too.
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carnivorousearwig69Mar 27, 2026
+6
It would be the most beautiful thing ever if this happened as a result of attacking Iran and led to the full release of the Epstein files and actual prosecution of Trump. Won’t happen because it’ll be dismissed as fake news, but it would be beautiful.
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Capital-Control308Mar 27, 2026
+7
Please please please post these emails
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notthemamaaMar 27, 2026
+7
Also, Iran, do us all a favor and dump them on a public server. We also know you have the Epstein files, dump those too.
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