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News & Current Events Apr 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM

Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war - WTOP News

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Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war - WTOP News
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Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war - WTOP News
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.
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liquidsyphon 3 days ago +767
What the f*** was the point of any of this?
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Gunderstank_House 3 days ago +135
Insider trading.
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fiendishrabbit 3 days ago +18
Insider trading AND the massive profit spike for Trumps "friends" in the US oil industry. Only slight complication in their plan was that Ukraine managed to time several strikes on Russian oil infrastructure so that Daddy Putin couldn't nab nearly as much of that oil money as intended.
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Reddit_ModsAreClowns 3 days ago +475
Distraction from the epsetin files
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atred 3 days ago +104
I don't feel distracted
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baebae4455 3 days ago +153
We made Israel happy.
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bishdoe 3 days ago +29
The funny thing is, we actually haven’t because Israel wants to go even harder and keep going. We’ve upset everyone and accomplished less than nothing
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MayContainRawNuts 3 days ago +6
Correct. So expect Israel to do everything in its power to break this deal. I predict airstrikes by Israel within the week, retaliation by Iran. Then its up to whichever Wormtale can whisper in Trumps ear as to what the USA will do.
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EconomistStreet5295 3 days ago +1747
Does this mean Iran can now sell their oil without sanctions? That + the 2 million dollar toll (split with Oman), might actually work out quite well for them in the long term
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ScarletCarsonRose 3 days ago +1334
Nothing about Iranian nuclear capabilities mentioned in the 10 point plan. I’m actually laughing. 
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witchofpain 3 days ago +575
Except the line where they get to keep enriching uranium.
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yuumigod69 3 days ago +241
But they were enriching before and weren't even close to a bomb. Though after the Supreme Leader got blown up, I would be racing towards one.
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kaisadilla_ 3 days ago +236
Funnily enough, the old Khamenei was publicly against developing nukes (we can't know whether he planned to do so anyway, but the CIA didn't believe he did). Meanwhile, the new Khamenei is publicly in favor of developing nukes, so you can expect Iran to get them in the next decade. Thanks, Trump and the Hitler wannabe in charge of Israel, I guess.
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WoodenInternet 3 days ago +180
> Meanwhile, the new Khamenei is publicly in favor of developing nukes And who can blame him- if there's one takeaway from this whole situation it's that if Iran actually had nukes it wouldn't have happened.
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Pyju 3 days ago +130
Yup. After Ukraine promised to give up their nukes in exchange for guarantees on their sovereignty from Russia (which ofc was broken), and now the US attacking Iran within a few years after they agreed to a non-nuclear deal, dipshit authoritarians like Trump and Putin have just ushered in a new era of nuclear proliferation.
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Maxrdt 3 days ago +87
Look at Ukraine, look at Iran. Now look at North Korea. Having nukes is the only real guarantee in the world.
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So6oring 3 days ago +53
Man I look back and Kim Jong Un was lowkey a genius on how he handled it. If anyone so much as breathed something about North Korea, he threatened chaos. After they achieved having nukes, he hasn't said, and hasn't needed to say, anything. They are uninvadable now.
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qiweifu1995 3 days ago +19
I low-key believe this as well, looked like a clown but it worked
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Black-Zero 3 days ago +9
Yep and if Ukraine had nukes russia would not have invaded. If taiwan had nuke china would not think about invasion. So welcome to the 21st century arms race...thx putin, trump and bibi.
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DuntadaMan 3 days ago +6
the lesson from Ukraine and Iran: Countries with nukes can kill anyone they want, if you don't want to die you need to have them.
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SkunkMonkey 3 days ago +40
There's two reasons to enrich uranium, one for nuke power and further refinement for bomb grade. They had the first and were accused of the latter. I'd bet that this condition is for power purposes and nuke grade would still be a no no.
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Stillwater215 3 days ago +55
Iranian leadership is looking at what just happened, and they’re likely saying to themselves “now, we *need* a nuclear weapon as a deterrent.” It wouldn’t surprise me if they’re more resolved to complete a weapon more quickly than before.
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ThatGuyWithCoolHair 3 days ago +24
Not to mention this will absolutely make them a legitimate power and open the door to an actual nuclear program. We'll done Trump, you handed them the keys to the car you so desperately pretended was real.
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thefoodiedentist 3 days ago +54
Iran may throw trump a bone to get all 10 concessions. They are gonna be busy rebuilding their country and its armament for next few yrs.
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yuumigod69 3 days ago +46
But the US empire is over if you get bent over by Iran like this. Even someone like Trump can see this is an embarrassment beyond even his 2020 loss.
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brisbanehome 3 days ago +36
Trump has literally no idea what’s going on moment to moment.
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ChamferedWobble 3 days ago +23
You’re giving Trump too much credit. Like claiming he won in 2020, he will claim victory and never admit otherwise.
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CelestialFury 3 days ago +15
And Fox News and co. will back it up as the greatest peace plan to ever happen, and if Norway doesn't give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize, he'll bomb them.
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TheMathmatix 3 days ago +23
They've literally waited us out. Trump got deployed a decades worth of arsenal and Iran can still defend itself.
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fyrefox45 3 days ago +181
This means nothing right now, it's just the only way Trump could back down today. Iran is selling it as victory while it lasts, but there's very little chance it leads to anything at all
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EconomistStreet5295 3 days ago +71
I agree but also there is no point for US to continue. Hopefully they just both leave grumbling whilst Israel and Iran continue to attack each other here and there, seems about the most realistic option after this senseless war
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Deadleggg 3 days ago +49
Israel for all its bluster can't do much to Iran since it can't commit it's Military that far away. They couldn't maintain supply lines across Syria and Iraq. And they don't have enough troops to occupy an 80 million person country. So terrorism and missile launches is all they have
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EconomistStreet5295 3 days ago +31
So like always, a couple missiles here and there and a war with the proxies/allies every few decades. Nothing changes
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yowen2000 3 days ago +11
Except that they goaded trump into being dumb enough to engage.
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AnonBaca21 3 days ago +1248
If what Trump tweeted is true, that Iran’s 10 point proposal is workable, that means he gave them control of the strait and will lift sanctions amongst other US concessions. That would be literally insane.
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Addy_Rose 3 days ago +865
So...Iran wins?
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AnonBaca21 3 days ago +535
If Iran gets all those things and more, then yes. It’s also especially egregious considering the rhetoric about the JCPOA by Trump, Israel etc. Because this would be a markedly worse agreement for the US and better for Iran by any rational measure.
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Standard_Potential63 3 days ago +105
Where's the person saying how Iran lost because they killed the leadership and the navy? As if Iran wasn't expecting all of that for years lol
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macrocephalic 3 days ago +77
They killed the 84yo leader and he was replaced by that leader's son. Huge!
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Zardif 3 days ago +20
You mean the guy who had terminal prostate cancer and wasn't expected to last much longer anyway? Big winning.
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Ok_Post667 3 days ago +17
...art of the deal.
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MadRaymer 3 days ago +117
One of the things in the 10 point proposal was allowing more enrichment. It's basically a wishlist of Iran's biggest dreams. The fact that Trump called this plan "workable" in his post shows just how badly he painted himself into a corner here.
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Standard_Potential63 3 days ago +82
It's a huge win, Iran would manage to make the US pay for the damage it caused, and Iran controls the strait, so it receives economic bonus with China I think not even the Soviet Union managed to make the US lose this badly But i think it's too early to tell, we have to wait and see...
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kaisadilla_ 3 days ago +14
The US has replaced the Iranian regime with a far more radical one, obliterated the grassroots widespread pro-West opposition among the Iranian people, fucked over the West's economy, made Gulf countries fear Iran and all of this so Iran gets a deal way better than what they negotiated with Obama years ago. The definition of the alt-right in a nutshell. The guy that promises you to fix your washer for free and, an hour later, your house is on fire.
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ultimate_avacado 3 days ago +30
Iran won 10000%. - Tolls for every ship - Lifting of sanctions -- they were already evading, but this allows even more countries to trade directly with Iran - Can sell oil across the world - Lifting of sanctions allows them to buy electronics and arms even more easily - Traded an elderly, decrepit leader for a younger, harsher one who _now knows_ they can make the western world flinch - Showed a new generation of Iranians that the government is in firm control even against the USA - Developing nuclear bombs is now even more critical to prevent this happening again in 20 years, which will get easier with the lifting of sanctions
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StorageSpecialist999 3 days ago +24
You say this like the US does anything during negotiations aside from backstab. For all we know the idiot will be back to bombing next week when he realizes everyone else knows Iran won. Israel will be pushing for the civilian destruction option day in and day out from now until eternity. I hope the fighting is over but who can say.
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black_foresst 3 days ago +24
Ha they also will retain the ability to enrich Uranium too. Total defeat
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WinstonChurchill74 3 days ago +23
They have our balls in a vice grip
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dowdymeatballs 3 days ago +552
Iran is saying that the US agreed "in principle" to its 10 point plan; 1. Commitment to non-aggression 2. Continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz 3. Acceptance of uranium enrichment 4. Lifting of all primary sanctions 5. Lifting of all secondary sanctions 6. Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions 7. Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions 8. Payment of compensation to Iran 9. Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region 10. Cessation of war on all fronts, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon Talks to resume on April 10th in Islamabad. According to Iranian officials, Pakistan has conveyed that the U.S. has accepted these principles as a basis for negotiations despite its public posture. Based on this, Iran agreed to a two-week negotiation period in Islamabad. It is emphasized that this does not mean the war has ended, and Iran will only accept a full end to the conflict once all terms of its proposal are finalized. Iran rejected all opposing proposals and instead presented its own 10-point plan via Pakistan. Key demands include: controlled passage through the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian coordination; an end to military actions against allied groups; withdrawal of U.S. forces from the region; establishment of a security protocol in the Strait of Hormuz affirming Iran’s role; full compensation for damages; removal of all sanctions and international resolutions; release of frozen Iranian assets; and formal approval of these terms in a binding UN Security Council resolution. Trump just acknowledged the 10 point plan on TS; **TRUMP: OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF IRAN:** https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116366072136989268 **Statement of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council on the Two-Week Ceasefire and Negotiation Conditions** > The enemy, in its unjust, illegal, and criminal war against the Iranian nation, has suffered an undeniable, historic, and crushing defeat. Thanks to the sacrifice of the martyred leader of the Islamic Revolution, Grand Ayatollah Imam Khamenei, the leadership of the Supreme Leader and Commander-in-Chief, Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Khamenei, the courage of fighters on the frontlines, and the historic and heroic presence of the Iranian people from the very beginning of the war, Iran has achieved a great victory and forced the United States to accept its 10-point plan. > Under this plan, the United States has in principle committed to guaranteeing non-aggression, recognizing Iran’s continued control over the Strait of Hormuz, accepting uranium enrichment, lifting all primary and secondary sanctions, ending all UN Security Council and IAEA resolutions, compensating Iran for damages, withdrawing U.S. combat forces from the region, and halting war across all fronts, including against the resistance in Lebanon. >We congratulate the Iranian people on this victory and emphasize that finalizing its details still requires perseverance, prudent leadership, and unity. >Over the past 40 days, Iran and resistance forces in Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen, and the Palestinian territories have dealt blows to the enemy that will never be forgotten. Iran and the resistance axis, as representatives of honor and humanity against the most brutal enemies, have delivered a historic lesson—crushing the enemy’s forces, infrastructure, and political, economic, technological, and military assets to the point of collapse, leaving them with no option but submission. >At the start of the war, the enemy believed it could quickly dominate Iran militarily and force surrender through instability. They assumed Iran’s missile and drone capabilities would be neutralized and did not expect such a powerful regional response. >They believed this war would end Iran, allowing them to act freely, divide the country, seize its resources, and plunge it into long-term chaos. >Despite the loss of their leader, Iran’s fighters and their allies, relying on faith and inspired by Imam Hussein, resolved to deliver a decisive lesson—avenging past actions and ensuring the enemy abandons any thought of future aggression and is forced into humiliation before the Iranian nation. >With this strategy, and relying on unprecedented political and social unity, Iran and the resistance launched one of the heaviest hybrid wars in history against the United States and Israel, achieving all their planned objectives. >Iran and the resistance claim to have largely destroyed the U.S. military infrastructure in the region, inflicted heavy losses, and delivered severe blows to enemy forces, infrastructure, and assets both regionally and inside Israeli-controlled territory. The pressure became so intense that none of the enemy’s primary objectives were achieved, and within about ten days, it realized it could not win. It then began seeking contact with Iran through various channels to request a ceasefire. >Iranian officials state that for over a month, the enemy has been requesting a halt to hostilities, but these requests were rejected as the war was intended to continue until key goals were met, including weakening the enemy and removing long-term threats. Iran also rejected multiple ultimatums from the U.S., emphasizing it does not recognize such deadlines. >Authorities now claim that most war objectives have been achieved and that the enemy has been pushed into a historic defeat. Iran’s stated position is to continue the conflict as long as necessary to consolidate these gains and establish new regional security and political realities based on its power and influence. > In this context, and following approval by the Supreme Leader and the Supreme National Security Council, it was decided—given Iran’s position on the battlefield and the enemy’s inability to enforce its threats—to proceed with negotiations in Islamabad to finalize details within a maximum of 15 days.
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ON_A_POWERPLAY 3 days ago +484
Wait, they can still enrich uranium? Wasn’t that one of the ever changing reasons why the war was started to begin with??
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dowdymeatballs 3 days ago +148
For civilian use; energy, medical, science, etc. Weapons grade is considered 90%+
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signal__intrusion 3 days ago +246
Which is what they've said they wanted to do all along. We had this deal already, then... well... you know...
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whydoyouonlylie 3 days ago +153
Except now not only do they get their money released,which they did under Obama's deal, but they also get all sanctions against Iran lifted as well. So this is Obama's deal but worse. It's an absolute embarassment for Trump if this is actually accepted in full.
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OkPosition6537 3 days ago +43
Except that now Iran has even more a historical and material reason why they need a nuclear bomb... Not only Iran, but after this war other nations will probably start debating the development of nuclear weapons. North Korea is a good example of guaranteed peace through mutually assured destruction. Apparently, without it is impossible to have guaranteed peace and sovereignty in a greedy world with limited energy resources.. Trump should go straight to prison after the war (right now), in addition to the other ~~reason~~ reasons why he should be in prison. And this is the clow who literally stole the peace prize.
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jordanrhys 3 days ago +14
And yet no journalist will say that to him…because it would be nice to know his answer
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PlainBread 3 days ago +19
He'll take credit in a way that his dumbass supporters will think it was a good thing and won't pay attention to reality when it's shown to them.
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Aazadan 3 days ago +32
Iran has only ever officially claimed they wanted nuclear power for civilian use. Believe them or not, they've never claimed military use.
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Other-Art8925 3 days ago +6
Yeah but it’s already above civilian standards of refinement
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nxj102375 3 days ago +290
Am I stupid or do they basically just get everything they want out of this? 😭
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dowdymeatballs 3 days ago +93
You are not
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Apart-Oil-8731 3 days ago +51
Neither party has agreed on anything yet, just a cessation to conflict until they reach negotiations. And if they can’t, who knows what will happen? I think Iran’s proposal is wishful thinking and they will not get what they want.
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lnc_5103 3 days ago +29
No you aren't stupid. Iran is winning this war bigly.
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ballisticks 3 days ago +12
I'm also guessing that despite the Strait reopening, us proles will continue to enjoy heightened gas prices for a while
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Other-Art8925 3 days ago +4
Well yeah why wouldn’t they propose an agreement where they get what they want. It’s up in the air what actuall negotiations will bring
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FireFistMihawk 3 days ago +59
It feels like there's no chance this ceasefire even lasts the agreed upon 2 weeks, such a waste of Lives, time, and money.
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dowdymeatballs 3 days ago +19
Agreed, already reports coming in of Israeli strikes in Lebanon just now Edit: apparently they are waiting until tonight for ceasefire orders to fully filter down to field commanders
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wonklebobb 3 days ago +6
if only there were ways to contact people instantly instead of sending ceasefire orders by horseback oh well, maybe next century
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Apart-Oil-8731 3 days ago +83
Yeah, with a statement like this I feel the ceasefire will be VERY short lived. It’s like two schoolyard bullies on a playground, seeing who can piss the furthest
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ReptAIien 3 days ago +24
Lmao yeah that message is just hilarious and I cannot imagine trump isn't seething reading it
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welcometosilentchill 3 days ago +104
As dumb as this has all been, I’m glad Trump didn’t do something even dumber like using nukes or heavy missile barrages to “wipe out a civilization”. Trump folding is legitimately the best outcome that could have happened given the recent escalations. Here’s hoping his ego is soothed enough, and that we won’t be reading more cataclysmic tweets in a few days.
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Bamboozleprime 3 days ago +4239
A big part of the 10-point Iranian proposal that Trump is talking about is a dual Iranian-Omani tolling of the strait’s commercial transit until all war damages have been paid for and Iran has been made whole. So I assume “subject to Iranian opening of the strait” is in fact the latest taco seasoning on the menu lol Don’t get me wrong, I would love for all hostilities to end. I just believe it’s very rich for him to call the Obama era deal “the worst deal in history” because Obama literally gave back Iran’s own frozen asset money back to them while his deal is essentially making Iran and China the direct beneficiaries of 1/4 of the entire world’s oil transit in addition to massive geopolitical concessions.
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calamanthon 3 days ago +2279
If Iran walks away with a Hormuz toll then the big w***** here is China because the toll would be paid in Yuan.
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EconomistStreet5295 3 days ago +1257
Also, once you have a toll, why would you ever get rid of it?
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Rad_Centrist 3 days ago +574
Oldest trick in the civil infrastructure book: "We'll remove tolls after it's paid for."
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yuumigod69 3 days ago +75
Why would they, Israel is going to attack them in the future and their economy is destroyed, they need all the money they can get. Sanctions relief is huge because it removes pressure from Iranians who are angry about the economy.
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ImpressiveAmount4684 3 days ago +49
And lets not forget Trump is the one who destroyed their economy after reapplying economic sanctions in 2018 (besides abandoning the nuclear treaty). In a way this has come full circle and he's forced to clean up his own mess.
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Aware_Rough_9170 3 days ago +27
*the American tax payers lol god it’s so f****** annoying man
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Blue5398 3 days ago +78
Johnstown Flood Recovery Tax
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ScottClam42 3 days ago +35
GTFO. As a lifelong PA resident, I had no idea. Im not opposed to just throwing a huge general fund tax on a vice, but yeah it really highlights your point
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chef-nom-nom 3 days ago +5
Huh, same here. First time hearing about it for me too!
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Potemkin_Jedi 3 days ago +507
Rent-seeking is probably the world’s second oldest profession.
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bluelocs 3 days ago +124
Gotta have a place to do it...
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selotipkusut 3 days ago +21
Do we really?
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GTCapone 3 days ago +20
"you and me baby aren't nothin but mammals..."
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Illustrious-Party120 3 days ago +29
"ain't"
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Dairy_Ashford 3 days ago +21
"so let's proceed accordingly as on Discovery network"
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Wishbone_508 3 days ago +5
Listen here ya little shit.
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Nihilistic_Navigator 3 days ago +8
So let's do it like they do on the *checks notes* HBO Max‽ That doesn't seen right
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GrandmaPoses 3 days ago +101
Technically the oldest profession is also renting.
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CharateKopU 3 days ago +16
Goddamn it. 😂
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Kjartanski 3 days ago +92
The Øresundstolden, the danish toll on the Øresund taxed all shipping through the baltic for more than 400 years, its why Denmark was such an outsized influence for so long despite its relatively small size
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Yavkov 3 days ago +17
And that’s partly why the Kiel canal was built.
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SherlockCombs 3 days ago +87
That’s right. Look at most toll roads. In my experience, a private company agrees to build the highway then they agree on tolls until the costs are recouped, plus some profit. Then the road is supposed to be free. But they never actually become free.
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nikolapc 3 days ago +28
To be fair, roads need upkeep. It's just that private companies shouldn't operate tolls.
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liquidsyphon 3 days ago +109
Why the hell is all the tax dollars I paid into the military industrial complex unable to open the Hormuz toll free? I want a refund or healthcare
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fobbybobby323 3 days ago +40
Give me a refund and healthcare. Unfortunately cannot resurrect the American soldiers that died in the process and probably many of the wounded won’t be able to return to themselves, all for basically nothing.
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CromulentDucky 3 days ago +10
Lol, you probably want a refund on the tariffs you were charged and the government is now paying those back to the companies that charged you.
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dmont89 3 days ago +41
The master of negotiations. This is the supreme art of the deal we peons could never understand
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Scrimps 3 days ago +17
The toll is nothing. Read the following from CNN >> Iran’s response: Tehran claimed victory and said it forced the United States to accept its 10-point plan, including lifting of sanctions and accepting its nuclear enrichment, according to a statement from Iran’s Supreme National Security Council. Nuclear enrichment loool.
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powercow 3 days ago +5
THE NPT, which we and iran signed does give all countries the inalienable right to enrich for power. "inalienable" is the phrasing we put in there. And they were only enriching for power use after the EU/obama treaty and then trump pulled us out which lead iran to enrich from 4% to over 60%.. nukes need about 90%. Iran wants agreements that they have the right to enriching to 4%. They arent demanding the right to go to 60%
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insid3outl4w 3 days ago +6
China doesn’t want to be the reserve currency though and wants to keep their currency low
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OptimistPrime7 3 days ago +755
lol Iran have accepted under the conditions that “lifting of all sanctions — placed on Iran by every American administration since the George W. Bush administration” and “Iran’s control of Strait of Hormuz and financial reparations” No way has Trump agreed to this, unless the US is genuinely surrendering. Source: actually the NYT. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news. Edit: lol apparently the US agreed to using Iran’s 10 point “maximalist” plan as a basis for negotiations. We don’t have a clear picture of the 10 point plan, but it sounds like it involves payment for reconstruction, lifting of sanctions, a permanent end to the war (whatever that looks like), and ending of hostilities in other regions like Lebanon, control of the Straight. Lmfao, Jesus Christ. If this holds Iran has actually won the war. Huge win to China and neutral countries like India.
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Purpleclone 3 days ago +269
This follows what Trump did with the Houthis. He got bored real quick, and when they told him that they would stop firing on American ships if they stopped bombing the Houthis, Trump went “oh, it’s that easy?” Not realizing that the Houthis main objective was to continue harrying Israeli shipping and not American. He doesn’t really give a f*** about this stuff, and his TV brain got sick of this episode, so he’s flipping the channel to another show any way he can.
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Mighty_Hobo 3 days ago +73
Yep. He's going to come home and tell all the idiot republicans stuck to fox news that he defeated Iran and saved the world and fixed the middle east and they will all buy it hook line and sinker while Iran becomes a middle eastern powerhouse. The only fly in the ointment in Israel. There is no way in hell they agree to any of this and we know how much they have Trump by the balls.
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Yo_CSPANraps 3 days ago +95
Only Trump could simultaneously piss off the pro-war and anti-war people.
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EconomistStreet5295 3 days ago +175
That would be insane. Iran’s regime will stay in power another 50 years I guess. Might even repair relations with the Gulf if this is true
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pyronius 3 days ago +78
Trump has successfully negotiated peace in the middle east by creating a regional superpower and removing all Western influence.
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torlesse 3 days ago +291
>ending of hostilities in other regions like Lebanon Israel will make sure the ceasefire is broken ASAP.
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KairoFan 3 days ago +145
This. Israel doesn't want peace. They want blood and soil.
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torlesse 3 days ago +68
On the other hand, like someone else said. Trump is bored of this war, and wants to get back to the golfing, and stop all the noise bugging him about opening the strait. He might just go f*** it, deal it with yourself, I got 9 holes waiting.
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muchawesomemyron 3 days ago +25
How old are those holes?
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KairoFan 3 days ago +69
I don't care what bullshit story he has to tell himself as long as it gets us out of this conflict. We have no business helping Israel wage war on anyone.
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Adog543126580 3 days ago +27
["Now watch this drive"](https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g?si=gS3nn5TNV1MWwQMK)
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KairoFan 3 days ago +12
This will never not be funny.
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caesar____augustus 3 days ago +10
Plus he actually nuked that drive, unlike Trump's garbage hack swing
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newtomovingaway 3 days ago +27
They will attack Iran and blame it was the US.
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always_polite 3 days ago +119
Trump already said on truth social that the ten point plan was workable for him. These are the 10 points: Iran's 10-point peace plan 1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again 2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire 3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon 4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran 5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies 6. Iran would reopen the Strait of Hormuz 7. Iran would impose a $2m fee per ship transiting Hormuz 8. Iran would split these fees with Oman 9. Iran would establish rules for safe passage through Hormuz 10. Iran would use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations
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ChepaukPitch 3 days ago +108
So basically US and Israel bombed Iran so the rest of us have to pay them toll? Wow. I can’t take this level of winning.
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mykeedee 3 days ago +10
Well that part actually makes sense. Despite Trump declaring that US shale oil producers should "drill baby drill" when he returned to office, US shale production didn't rise much due to low oil prices last year. So this year Trump attacked the nation with the world's largest oil reserves (Venezuela), and shut down the largest artery of oil shipping in the world (Hormuz). And now he's accepted a plan that will permanently increase the cost of every barrel of oil shipped through Hormuz, thus increasing the aggregate price of oil and making US shale production more appealing.
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p8pes 3 days ago +70
and 11. Trump and his family get to keep the many millions of dollars made by bombing Iran and having investments in energy. Even the strait of hormuz made his family daily profit. This has been the sickest most corrupt abuse of power in America's history. A running tally on money made by the administration should be included in every story on Iran. None of this was for self-defense of the country, it was all precise self-gain for a corrupt team.
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korben2600 3 days ago +53
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technicallynotlying 3 days ago +27
You forgot that Iran is going to continue uranium enrichment and will keep it's nuclear weapons program.
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luffy_mib 3 days ago +6
Make Iran Great Again
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Carribean-Diver 3 days ago +58
This is what makes me think it's true. When DJT is 'negotiating', the end result for the US is always worse than where we began. Art of the Deal.
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I_Enjoy_Beer 3 days ago +51
Gee, who would have guessed Trump is a dogshit negotiator.
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ImperfectRegulator 3 days ago +13
f****** hell, If even a part of that deal is true/get agree upon its a f****** death knell for the US as the worlds top super power, like I know we all joke/imply trump is a Russian asset, but holy f****** shit, a TOLL on the straight is insane! like thats not going away, and I highly doubt its gonna be paid for in the petrodollar, it basiclly signals a huge shift in geo politics and puts the US in a far worse postion then before the start of the war
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Paper_Clip100 3 days ago +21
Master negotiator!
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GTCapone 3 days ago +4
There's an exactly 0% chance Israel agrees to back out of Lebanon.
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natesnail 3 days ago +289
Iran is also asking for the withdrawal of US combat forces from all regional bases and the lifting of all sanctions. If Trump agreed to all of this it's just a massive L for the US.
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OutlawSundown 3 days ago +263
We beat Iran so badly that we were forced to surrender
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gs181 3 days ago +72
Bravely brave Sir Robin, so Bravely turned and fled 
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kstargate-425 3 days ago +9
I mean we "obliterated" everything Iranian from sea to air yet relaxed sanctions and increased their oil exports from 1.1mil bpd to 1.5mil bpd even before the sanction relief at $112 pb(luckily futures are trading down 15% so far). Typical Trump/MAGA "winning" 😭
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Scared-Housing-2334 3 days ago +68
It's not happening, Trump is just buying time for the whole f*** up he created. The 10-point plan has 6/10 points which are non-movers. Even Trump's "official" statement says good basis for start of negotations while he's been rejecting the same thing for days. The hour came and he had to put out or shut up, he chose the latter... For two weeks. The 10-point plan: - Commitment to non-aggression - **Continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz** - **Acceptance of uranium enrichment** <- Big one, allegedly the whole "point" of this war. - **Lifting of all primary sanctions** - **Lifting of all secondary sanctions** - Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions - Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions - **Payment of compensation to Iran** - **Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region** - Cessation of war on all fronts, **including against Hezbollah in Lebanon**
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Bubbles_2025 3 days ago +34
It would like be the biggest L in the history of the US.
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Blue5398 3 days ago +5
I’d call it a 1905 moment, though 1905 brought legitimate revolution that produced a real political outcome, even if the tsar immediately undermined the results. Nothing like that part here yet.
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mist_kaefer 3 days ago +41
Also, in what world will Israel stop attacking Lebanon?
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Acceptable-Bus-2017 3 days ago +56
Was the whole war just a cover for Isreal to expand their territory and have Trump take the blame?
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ExZowieAgent 3 days ago +137
That to me sounds like Iran won.
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Cranberryoftheorient 3 days ago +25
This whole war was a net negative for America and boon for its enemies
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tallperson117 3 days ago +57
>until all war damages have been paid for and Iran has been made whole. AFAIK this isn't true. They've said they will use the toll charges for reconstruction, but haven't ever claimed that the tolls will end once reconstruction is complete. There's a massive difference.
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FunetikPrugresiv 3 days ago +50
Why would they stop charging tolls once they've started? And who would enforce it?
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tallperson117 3 days ago +25
Yea exactly. There's no reason for them to. Beyond the revenue they get from the tolls, the ability to blockade specific countries' ships effectively gives them their own ability to sanction other countries. It also ensures they don't face any sanctions going forward; any country that sanctions Iran just won't be allowed to transit the Strait.
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FunetikPrugresiv 3 days ago +16
Absolute garbage deal-making. Trump got bored and panicked when Iran called his bluff.
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AOChalky 3 days ago +24
That 10-point proposal is basically a conditional surrender for Trump.
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HighburyOnStrand 3 days ago +9
So Iran comes out of this thing stronger and the US comes out with zero international credibility remaining. What a f****** disaster for us.
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sistersara96 3 days ago +986
I can hear it now "Trump scared Iran into submission! 4D chess"
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MonoBlancoATX 3 days ago +366
Scared them into getting the toll money they wanted.
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j_la 3 days ago +145
Remember when conservatives were livid that Obama let Iran have their own money back? They certainly don’t.
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MonoBlancoATX 3 days ago +30
The money they've made thanks to Trump absolutely dwarfs what they "got back from Obama". But I'm sure they don't want to talk about that.
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StretchExtension 3 days ago +65
Scared them into keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed? lmao
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baldthumbtack 3 days ago +11
Meanwhile Trump is sitting there eating the chess pieces and drooling
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DJMiPrice 3 days ago +167
Trump is using Iran's 10 point plan for a basis of the ceasefire negotiations. Art Of The Deal everyone 🤡
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Budget-Bench-6202 3 days ago +26
Yep, c*** all over them and then hand them everything they want, and put things back far worse than they were to start with. This is a typical Trump negotiation. Had to have cynical chuckle that Israel has agreed to the ceasefire. How many days (hours) to do you think before they break that?
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choccocurry 3 days ago +343
guess the off ramp created by the pakistani PM was taken
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ProofByVerbosity 3 days ago +115
Perhaps Pakistan now has a favor in the bank with respect to thier current dispute?
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amateur_mistake 3 days ago +86
If so, they better use it fast. Trump only remembers stuff like that for a day at most.
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Nick_crawler 3 days ago +28
And he's liable to confuse them for any other country that ends in "-stan", so they need to cash before any of the other guys get ideas.
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0b_hapa 3 days ago +38
It sounds like China may have been a [more critical factor](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news/f03dea39-8a2d-5daa-805d-32dfe92f1400?smid=url-share) honestly
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geolchris 3 days ago +45
\*created by trump, sent to the Pakistani PM, and then poorly pasted into their official twitter. [https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241](https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241)
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quietcrisp 3 days ago +20
The off ramp created by the US government and sent to the Pakistani PM telling him to tweet it, lol
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jnighy 3 days ago +553
I wonders if general Americans will understand what happened here: USA lost a war to Iran
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emaw63 3 days ago +250
Looking at the bullet points there, where Iran gets to control the strait of Hormuz and gets reparations and gets to continue enriching uranium, yeah that's absolutely what happened there. Iran got everything they wanted, albeit at a pretty steep cost. The US got...nothing? in return? Sheesh, that's a fat f****** L
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Windows_Box_5280 3 days ago +100
Come on now, Americans got that feel good rescue story for that downed pilot. Propaganda movie to release summer 2028.
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jnighy 3 days ago +61
Chris Pratt already training for the role
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FunetikPrugresiv 3 days ago +85
American here. I certainly do. Trump got bored, wanted to get the f*** out as soon as it wasn't easy anymore, and took whatever deal he could get as soon as Iran called his bluff, regardless of how much of a sweetheart deal it was for Iran. Absolutely catastrophic, Trump might be the worst negotiator in the history of the American presidency.
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Bluedogsu 3 days ago +63
Art of the deal NYT reporting that under this ceasefire each ship will pay $2M to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. It was $0 before Trump launched this illegal war. 100-130 ships pass the Strait daily. Trump just gave Iran an extra $100M-$130M per day. Masterful gambit, sir. Impeach and remove this fascist, NOW.
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FaceDeer 3 days ago +29
Even better, I expect it's not going to be $2M. it's going to be CN¥14M. Or €1.7M. Anything but US dollars.
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DavidTheJohnson 3 days ago +144
No surprises there. The government is spending $2 billion daily on this war, I really think he should just pull out.
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Feisty_Blood_6036 3 days ago +104
Pulling out isn’t some big undo button. 
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Dragrunarm 3 days ago +36
You can always stop digging deeper though.
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corvettekyle 3 days ago +14
If only Trump's dad did
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JKKIDD231 3 days ago +147
Trump Taco and Iran even accepting. Iran also said USA agreed for their 10 point ceasefire plan which Trump alludes to in his truth social tweet.
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ghastlychild 3 days ago +24
An agreement to ceasefire is an agreement indeed, but with that pungent mango running the show, I am always hesitant about how long it can last before he goes back into the tirade
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sephtis 3 days ago +5
You made this comment 2 hours ago and I'm surprised he hasn't resumed hostilities already.
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Critical_Ask_4824 3 days ago +14
The art of the deal. What a f****** idiot.
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weath1860 3 days ago +45
Iran will control the strait of Hormuz
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After-Violinist-7485 3 days ago +11
none of this makes sense. but the markets are manipulated. 
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Boltboys 3 days ago +37
I thought they just shot missiles into Israel?
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Evanescent_contrail 3 days ago +65
Israel says they did. So we don't know. Netanyahu's government lies constantly.
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overfiend1976 3 days ago +56
Iran gained a great deal. They are now selling oil to nations they havent been able to in decades.
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dl_friend 3 days ago +53
Apparently, Iran gets economic control of the Strait. That seems like a huge win (for them).
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NotATroll71106 3 days ago +22
Is something not loading for me, or is this "article" literally just a sentence.
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Stand_Up_3813 3 days ago +6
Same for me
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Clear-Cheetah990 3 days ago +7
This is like when you are playing hide and seek as a kid and when you get caught, you say you weren’t playing.
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RandomGuy622170 3 days ago +9
Say it with me now: MARKET. MANIPULATION!
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DefinitelyNotEmu 3 days ago +34
So the Strait remains closed for another 2 weeks. Well done Donald!
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FunetikPrugresiv 3 days ago +27
No, the strait is opened - to any ship that will pay Iran the $2 million toll.
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henricoboy 3 days ago +19
so yeah the rest of the world gotta pay for the reparations
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PharmaBob 3 days ago +13
I literally just saw something that Iran did not agree to Pakistan’s peace deal… which is it!?!
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petty_brief 3 days ago +10
>Despite the announcement of a ceasefire, the Israeli Air Force continues to carry out strikes in Iran. >Iran, meanwhile, has fire several salvos of ballistic missiles at Israel since the ceasefire was reportedly supposed to take effect. @manniefabian, Times of Israel military correspondent https://x.com/manniefabian/status/2041678825130455551 >The ceasefire between the U.S., Israel and Iran took effect at 2:50 AM IST / 7:50 PM EST, according to the announcement by the Pakistani Prime Minister. >Since then, Iran has attacked 🇮🇱 Israel, 🇦🇪 the UAE, 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia, 🇧🇭 Bahrain, 🇰🇼 Kuwait, and 🇶🇦 Qatar. >Israel has carried out strikes in 🇮🇷 Iran and 🇱🇧 Lebanon. @ariel_oseran, i24 News English correspondent https://x.com/ariel_oseran/status/2041680227823153307 >After the shooting towards Israel: IDF now striking launch sites in Iran @N12News https://x.com/N12News/status/2041686254660554776
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HighburyOnStrand 3 days ago +8
So America is the only one who stops shooting and Iran gets control of Hormuz. Man Trump is a f****** uber moron.
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jdv23 3 days ago +9
If Trump agrees to the 10 point plan this will literally be the funniest outcome. Trump winds himself up, threatens nuclear war, and then folds when no one reacts and gives them everything they want. If only those coward universities had figured this out too
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MarkBonker 3 days ago +7
Trump has lost this one so badly I'm crying laughing. He hasn't won a damn thing, and Iran will recoup all the war damages from the toll imposed on the Strait. A crushing loss for the US.
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SteamCloud00 3 days ago +5
Can you imagine being a parent to one of the soldiers that died because of this war? Now we got this “deal” Thousands of Iranians dead and a number of Americans all for nothing but for us to look like clowns on the global theater.
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unnervinglynervous 3 days ago +6
Probably the funniest morning I've woken up to. I was expecting pain, tragedy, depression, and I wake up and live to see another American failure.
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_BioWeapon_ 3 days ago +47
Taco tuesday… but for iran?
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temujin94 3 days ago +48
BBC reporting Iran is bombing Israel as we speak.
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