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News & Current Events Mar 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM

IRGC lowers recruitment age down to 12 years old, inviting civilians to join the war effort

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Children as young as 12 can join war support, IRGC says
www.iranintl.com
Children as young as 12 can join war support, IRGC says
An official from Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said the minimum age for participation in war-related support roles has been lowered to 12, according to remarks aired on state media.

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Jazzlike-Equipment45 Mar 26, 2026 +1296
Seeing in the Iran-Iraq war Basij used kids as young as 6 to clear minefoelds I ain't suprised.
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NeiborsKid Mar 26, 2026 +733
In our school books these child martyrs were depicted as role models and heroes
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4DollarsALB Mar 26, 2026 +516
Fellow Iranian here. Yeah me too. We used to laugh about it though. None of my friends believed the shit they were feeding us. I also remember they would try and force us to chant "death to America" and "death to Israel" and we would troll them and chant back "death to Palestine"
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niz_loc Mar 26, 2026 +285
The last part made me laugh. Not the politics or whatever, just that kids around the world are all the same. Will always find some way to be an a****** to grownups when you get a chance, lol. Any chance you guys heard the Marilyn Manson rumor over there? I was surprised to read on listnook how far around the world that myth made it.
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Guyzor-94 Mar 26, 2026 +36
The rib removed to suck himself off one?
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niz_loc Mar 27, 2026 +10
That one! We cared more about that, even if we never heard of him (like me) than anyone we knew personally at that point in life. Which is sad. It was all about being able to be the first one to tell the rumor to someone who hadn't heard it yet.
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Infinite_throwaway_1 Mar 26, 2026 +16
Either that, or that he was Paul from The Wonder Years.
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nevergoingtocomment3 Mar 27, 2026 +13
I'm Indian and I heard it as a child growing up for what it's worth
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niz_loc Mar 27, 2026 +11
Yessss! In India?!?!? I'm dying, lol! This was before the internet!! How the hell did that rumor spread across the globe, hahah!
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nevergoingtocomment3 Mar 27, 2026 +6
Yes lol, I have no f****** idea the first time I used the Internet I was 10 and I heard it before that so I know for a fact these motherfuckers had a direct link somewhere
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stay_fr0sty Mar 26, 2026 +32
When we had to sing The Twelve Days of Christmas, when we got to 9, on the way down, we’d change it to “nine naked ladies!” We were obviously very clever. “On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping Nine naked ladies Eight maids a-milking…” 6 grade man. Those were the days.
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its_kgs_not_lbs Mar 26, 2026 +57
Man, you guys are cool people. I have a lot of friends here in the US that are Iranian or born to Iranian parents. They're genuinely some of the nicest people I know. Food is great as well. :) I really hope this all gets sorted out and the good people of Iran can find peace.
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Flapjack__Palmdale Mar 26, 2026 +24
My wife is Persian, her dad came here from Tehran in the 80s shortly before the contra situation. The whole family can be a lot, as many in-laws can be, but I've yet to meet a more loving, warm, welcoming family than them, including my own. And good f****** god the FOOD
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its_kgs_not_lbs Mar 26, 2026 +14
The food, the hospitality are top notch. The celebrations can be wild. I've partied with Persian folks in my slightly younger years and I could not keep up, lol.
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Pouyaaaa Mar 26, 2026 +20
In morning "saf e sobgahi" Damn some memories. I used to be the water "mobser" no one can have it after a certain time. Damn. So many mixed feelings
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Letter_Effective Mar 26, 2026 +21
I've always wondered, if majority of Iranians I hear about in the media hate the regime at this point, where do all the new IRGC/Basij recruits come from - any particular regions or socioeconomic backgrounds? The fact that they're lowering the IRGC recruitment age suggests the government is desperate and having a hard time replacing the soldiers they've lost.
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Infinite_throwaway_1 Mar 26, 2026 +22
Either they're desperate for recruits, or they want to show the world images of kids that Americans/Israelis killed.
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NeiborsKid Mar 27, 2026 +4
its complicated. Usually its people from religious families, clerical families, or children of people whose parents were revolutionaries back in 79, or people who are financially connected to the regime. They also have extensive indoctrination in the education system. We have entire subject dedicated to revolutionizing us since 7th grade, we have mullahs as teachers for some subjects, and certain religious schools push kids to sign up for Basij-youth programs There are certain pathways in life growing up that can suck you into that side of Iran, but many families recognize and refuse to let their children participate in them. The drop in support for the Islamic Republic is in my opinion an extremely rapid and recent phenomenon. They don't have a fraction of the legitimacy and support they had before the Mahsa Amini protests. And each protest causes even more desertions within their ranks.
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progbuck Mar 26, 2026 +15
The same kind of people as those that join ICE in the US. Assholes.
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[deleted] Mar 26, 2026 +33
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Dry_Magazine796 Mar 26, 2026 +12
Plastic key? Edit: sick world we live in. Abominable.
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_Here_For_The_Memes_ Mar 26, 2026 +34
They put plastic “keys to heaven” around their necks so they could enter heaven after being blown up
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quangtit01 Mar 26, 2026 +31
Iirc my country also had a few stories where child solders were being called war hero. He was a boy who, "due to hatred against invaders", took it upon himself to throw makeshift firebomb at the enemy ammunition warehouse. The enemy caught and executed him, and before he was executed by firing squad, he yelled out "the cause is forever, the invader will lose". He was 13 when he died. They named a couple of street after him. Child soldier propaganda has always been a thing throughout history, and will continue to be a thing as long as war are fought.
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nathanwilson26 Mar 27, 2026 +7
The idea of glorifying child soldiers exists even in the US and UK. We just don’t think of them as child soldiers since they weren’t carrying weapons (but did die, and were in harms way. children and teenagers—often aged 10 to 18—were extensively used as drummers and fife players in the US Army, particularly during the Revolutionary War and the Civil War. Acting as field musicians. The British navy had prospective naval officers commonly began their careers at sea between the ages of 11 and 13, with some documented cases of boys as young as eight or nine entering the service.
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cymricchen Mar 27, 2026 +6
As a Singaporean, I have a book translated from Italian and published in China since I was a kid. The title is 《爱的教育》"Education in Love" In many ways, it is indeed a book on love, with the young main char learning about love between family, friends, teachers and country. Emphasis in the book is on patriotism, the price modern Italy paid to become an independent country. This founding history is taught to him through a series of short stories. It is a touching book, making me cry when I read it as a kid. Then, looking back after I grew up, I realize that two of the short stories are stories of child soldiers. One injured in action and one died. On one hand, it is really a good book. On the other hand, well. Story of child soldiers nonchalantly in a book for children encouraging them to give their lives for their country.
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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf Mar 26, 2026 +34
suddenly no Epstein comments to be found.
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vegeful Mar 27, 2026 +8
If child bride exist there, then its not illegal by their own law. So no epstein. Because Epstein broke the US law. If Epstein is doing that stuff at Afgan, he probably be a high ranking politician by now.
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Rescuepets777 Mar 26, 2026 +14
Gave them "tickets to heaven" and had them hold hands as they walked across mine fields.
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IranianLawyer Mar 26, 2026 +21
Yep. Here’s a Wikipedia article about Hossain Fahmideh, a 13 year old boy who did just that. There are murals of him in Iran as the Islamic Republic glorifies his death. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Hossein_Fahmideh
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yosisoy Mar 27, 2026 +4
This regime is the definition of evil
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Pale-Factor-8574 Mar 26, 2026 +1828
Seems like the IRGC took an extreme, reversed version of the US army raising the enlistment age.
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antryoo Mar 26, 2026 +729
Not the first time they used child soldiers in war.
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decoycatfish Mar 26, 2026 +475
Welp they don't call em infantry cause they're old men
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the_dolomite Mar 26, 2026 +215
Huh, I guess I've never considered the origin of that word. "1570s, from French infantrie, infanterie (16c.), from older Italian or Spanish infanteria "foot soldiers, force composed of those too inexperienced or low in rank to be cavalry," a collective noun from infante "foot soldier," originally "a youth," from Latin infantem (see infant). Meaning "infants collectively" is recorded from 1610s. A Middle English (c. 1200) word for "foot-soldiers" was going-folc, literally "going-folk.""
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1988AW11 Mar 26, 2026 +61
This is why I love reading the comments in Listnook. I had never thought about the origins of that word. Thanks!
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IAmGlobalWarming Mar 27, 2026 +35
Etymology can be pretty interesting if you ever stop to think about some of the words we use.
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SweetNeo85 Mar 27, 2026 +9
Check out RobWords on YouTube. Fantastic word histories and language related tidbits.
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CromulentDucky Mar 27, 2026 +15
My favorite option for the term 'take someone down a peg ' is Beer Tankard Theory: In old English, drinking cups or kegs were equipped with pegs (pins) to mark the amount a person was allowed to drink. If someone drank past their allotted peg, they were forced to drink less, taking them down a peg or two, thus humbling them.
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onlydaathisreal Mar 27, 2026 +9
If i ever have kids i’m calling them my little infantry
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Piemaster113 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Damn that was good.
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antryoo Mar 26, 2026 +39
I’m well aware. I’ve heard stories from family friends that lived through the Iran Iraq war before making their way to the USA.
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GregasaurusRektz Mar 26, 2026 +7
Look at Syria RIGHT NOW. On Listnook today was a freaking tank minefield being disarmed by kids
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southarmaghbrigayde Mar 26, 2026 +16
The article you linked says there was no evidence of this ever happening
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ThyMorningPeckle Mar 26, 2026 +14
Did you read the article you posted? It actively refutes your claim. Propaganda better next time. Some of us are still literate.
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Evolution_eye Mar 26, 2026 +19
I find it really unplausable that there were supposed million of those keys made yet not a single one is presented anywhere. Not a single one taken as a trinket by a random soldier?
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elinamebro Mar 26, 2026 +109
Well they are extremist
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motorcycleboy9000 Mar 26, 2026 +15
I'm 40 and recruiters are calling me. Breh, my knees can barely survive a stepstool.
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trouserschnauzer Mar 27, 2026 +3
You should still be able to reach higher than a 12 year old without a step stool
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heheyousaidduty Mar 26, 2026 +560
Hmm, lowering the recruitment age to 12 makes me think that things might be a bit more precarious for the current regime than most of Listnook would lead me to believe.
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Murky_Conflict3737 Mar 26, 2026 +261
Well, they did massacre massive numbers of young people earlier this year. 
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Gorgrocco Mar 26, 2026 +32
Idk what the f*** the middetrian and middle east has but its definitely cursed
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PM_ME_PLASTIC_BAGS Mar 26, 2026 +60
The heart of 3 largest religions, which as we all know have always been about peace ❤️
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Bish09 Mar 27, 2026 +29
The heard of the **two** largest religions, and also a variety of smaller ones, one of which the former two have a complex about. Judaism, despite the complicated *thing* that Christianity and Islam both have about it due to being a splinter off/inspired by it's writings, is not one of the world's largest religions. It isn't even close, it two orders of magnitude smaller than Christianity or Islam alone. It's somewhere behind *Sikhism*.
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Neeklemamp Mar 27, 2026 +17
Judaism isn’t even top 10 or barely cracks it?
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TheRunningAlmond Mar 26, 2026 +87
It would be used as propaganda. If you had 6 child soldiers hit amongst 6 adult soldiers, it wont be 12 soldiers killed. It will be 6 soldiers and 6 children killed.
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Louitje1021999 Mar 26, 2026 +37
That might actually be how the Iranian regime thinks
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Cool_Till_3114 Mar 27, 2026 +59
It’s exactly how they think. Their proxies do exactly this. The will straight up tell you this is exactly the reason they do it. They also send children into building they know will be bombed to die and become shahid. I want to be clear that I’m not claiming every child in Gaza killed was under one of these two circumstances, but this does happen.
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rtea777 Mar 27, 2026 +26
Not only does it happen - Hamas actively recruits children precisely for that reason. They pride themselves in doing so. They've had countless condemnations from the UN and NGOs, and strongly worded letters over the years urging them to stop. Somehow that didn't persuade them. Not to mention the kids they sent to commit suicide bombings during the second intifada. To this day Palestinians view those kids as heroes and martyrs (and their family STILL receive monthly stipends from the PA for killing Jews) 
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vegeful Mar 27, 2026 +38
Its terrorist textbook, they know west people are so gullible and naive. Especially teenager or college student.
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Remarkable-Lynx1496 Mar 26, 2026 +42
Listnook thinks a kinda damaged F-35 means the US has been routed
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Mechasteel Mar 26, 2026 +7
Not even sure what those 12 year olds will do. Meatshields for Kharg Island? Drone pilots? I guess that's better than the last time (expendable mine-finding kids).
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heheyousaidduty Mar 26, 2026 +5
Well, if you put 12 year olds with units of regular soldiers, it does enable you to score propaganda points when they are destroyed. But I agree, millitarily I cannot imagine the benefits outweigh the costs to morale and future generations.I mean, shit, not even the North Koreans draft kids into the army that young.
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LaughinChaos Mar 26, 2026 +53
Yeah, didn't think it was THIS bad. I guess Iran is closer to defeat than we thought.
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Yesbabelon Mar 27, 2026 +34
These children aren't supposed to fight, they are supposed to die in order to be used as a propaganda tool. Before long, news outlets (and listnook, undoubtedly) will be reporting that 'X number of children under the age of 18 have been killed in the conflict' whilst being deliberately obtuse and not differentiating between civilian deaths and those killed whilst being part of the military.
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sneakysssnek Mar 26, 2026 +122
Careful, you’re straying dangerously far from orange man bad message. We can’t have opinions about others also sucking without throwing that in there.
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_HIST Mar 26, 2026 +57
Yes, I see your point about atrocities Iran committed and continues to commit against their population. But how about I say something completely unrelated and act smug about it
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PresidentRevrac Mar 26, 2026 +50
Multiple things can be true. Iran is a shithole, and it was a mistake for the US to start bombing the hell out of them
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Newhero2002 Mar 26, 2026 +32
I think that guys's point (heheyousaidduty) was that the US bombing might actually be successful contrary to what listnook thinks Edit; meant to say more successful than how listnook is portraying
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heheyousaidduty Mar 26, 2026 +10
It was more that based on a lot of takes I have seen on Listnook, the bombings have not worked at all and Iranians are clearly winning. I was saying that if they're going to start drafting 12 year olds, perhaps that is not the case.
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sansisness_101 Mar 26, 2026 +82
Straight to Volkssturm after like a month is crazy.
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pfp61 Mar 26, 2026 +21
Well, one month of enemy fighter jets patrolling your sky and combing the targets of their choice means a serious blow to your military capacity. Recruiting children is helpful because after an airstrike dead children are going to be a great story. Getting killed their only use against enemy aircraft. For your reference: Iraqi army in Kuwait was pretty much useless after 38 days of continous bombing. Iran might need longer because of it's larger size and much bigger buildup. Plus, any invasion is considered high risk (for very good reasons).
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FordMaverickFan Mar 26, 2026 +15
Iran in terms of force projection is done. They have defensive capabilities and drones to fire off but they lost control of the skies at the starting gun 
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drhosz Mar 26, 2026 +18
endsieg for iran
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mad-data Mar 26, 2026 +69
> "patrols, checkpoints"  looks more like they are using them to subjugate their own population, than for war effort. In every totalitarian regime this is more important, and 12 year old kids are easier to brainwash or bribe with food, than 20 year old who knows which regime stole all this food and caused all that is going on.
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SetOpening3163 Mar 26, 2026 +36
They want Israel to bomb them for PR
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malaysianzombie Mar 27, 2026 +4
the hamas textbook.
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TomlinSteelers Mar 26, 2026 +198
Between 10-28% of marriages in Gaza involve child brides depending on the year. The UN just issued a report about it blaming Israel [https://www.un.org/unispal/document/unfpa-child-marriages-surge-in-gaza-as-war-tightens-grip-on-girls-futures/](https://www.un.org/unispal/document/unfpa-child-marriages-surge-in-gaza-as-war-tightens-grip-on-girls-futures/)
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VulkanLives-91 Mar 26, 2026 +146
“The religion allows them to f*** kids… this is obviously the fault of the Jews.”
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AggressivePop9429 Mar 26, 2026 +9
God damn that’s a read.
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mad-data Mar 26, 2026 +44
And 90 year old billionaire ayatollahs. Often with child wives. 
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Apart-Oil-8731 Mar 26, 2026 +59
I saw an article stating that there’s been an influx of child sexual abuse in Gaza due to the Israel conflict. I don’t know how war would make you exploit children, but I digress.
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niz_loc Mar 26, 2026 +24
It sounds like a guy Chris Hanson caught, trying to explain himself hoping he won't go to jail.
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Murky_Conflict3737 Mar 26, 2026 +19
“Ayatollah, please have a seat.”
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maxofJupiter1 Mar 26, 2026 +79
No you dont get it Israel is TOTALLY forcing Gazan men to sexually abuse Gazan girls. We all know people from 3rd world countries aren't responsible for their own actions and dont have agency. /s I swear these people are one step away from declaring a White Man's Burden
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koshka91 Mar 26, 2026 +14
One step away? Brother, they’ve been going harder that the originals
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The_Fun_in_Funeral Mar 26, 2026 +224
Casual Geneva convention violation
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JaaacckONeill Mar 26, 2026 +169
They want child combatants to be killed by US strikes so they can plaster that all over social media.
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mad-data Mar 26, 2026 +116
Works in Gaza and Lebanon, why would not it work in Iran? 
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_HIST Mar 26, 2026 +65
Man, the way Listnook went for every propaganda piece that was released in Gaza drove me insane.
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imbrickedup_ Mar 26, 2026 +21
Because people are all or nothing. For some reason a lot of people can’t conceptualize the idea that Hamas is an evil terrorist organization, AND that the IDF has one horrible things to Palestinian civilians.
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tigerseye44 Mar 26, 2026 +89
The Geneva convention is a gentleman's agreement. We've seen thousands of violations over the years. Nothing comes from it.
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_HIST Mar 26, 2026 +8
I think this is what some people understand, there are no real "rules" for war. Just an unspoken (or sometimes even written) agreement "if you don't do this, I also won't do this" Because sure we can lob dirty bombs and toxic gases at eachother, but if the end result is the same, we can just avoid crossing that line
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D_Dopler_PhD Mar 26, 2026 +33
More like Geneva suggestions at this point
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Medical-Try-8986 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Always have been 
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TheDarthSnarf Mar 26, 2026 +19
Sadly, only if they are being recruited for hostilities. The Geneva Conventions allows (or rather doesn't specifically forbid) recruitment (non-compulsory) in non-combat support roles all the way down to age 12. It would likely be considered a war crime under the [Rome Statute](https://lawecommons.luc.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1196&context=clrj) if charges were brought under the auspices of the ICC.
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_HIST Mar 26, 2026 +8
I also think most people don't know just how open some of Geneva is about stuff like this. Even strikes on civilian areas are allowed under some rules. I mean, this is was, if an enemy hides their weapons that are aimed at you under a hospital, what are you to do, wait until they kill you? It's in fact the job of other side to prevent civilian loses by not putting weapons near the populace. That being said, it's of course much more nuanced than I described.
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bonyponyride Mar 26, 2026 +11
And in case anyone else is wondering: https://www.un.org/en/ga/sixth/77/protocols/iran_e.pdf >• The Islamic Republic of Iran joined the 1949 Geneva Conventions (GC) in 1949. The Islamic Republic of Iran is a signatory, but not a party, to Additional Protocol I, II and III. Efforts are undertaken in order to exhaust the internal procedures to ratify those instruments within the domestic legislative authorities. >• The Islamic Republic oflran is a party to the Convention on the Rights of the Child (1989), the Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict (1954) as well as the First and Second Protocol to that Convention (1954); the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production and Stockpiling of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons and on their Destruction (1972); the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling and Use of Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction (1993) as well as several international conventions prohibiting or restricting the development, stockpiling or use of various weapons, among other multilateral treaties.
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TheFrickinThrowAway Mar 26, 2026 +1272
Listnook will never believe that this how this axis conducts war
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mesopotato Mar 26, 2026 +638
Yup. Thought maybe it was bot farms but I saw the NYC video glorifying Khamenei and realized some of these people actually exist. F*** Trump and f*** Iranian leadership as well.
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HoveringMango Mar 26, 2026 +264
In my home country, people are raising money to donate it to Iranian regime. Some of the folks are even willing to fight. You can't argue with brainwashed people. [https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/jammu-and-kashmir/kashmiris-collect-donations-for-war-hit-iran-iranian-embassy-says-will-never-forget-kindness/article70773364.ece](https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/jammu-and-kashmir/kashmiris-collect-donations-for-war-hit-iran-iranian-embassy-says-will-never-forget-kindness/article70773364.ece)
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tea_snob10 Mar 26, 2026 +128
Oh man, Kashmir will never beat the allegations...
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octopornopus Mar 26, 2026 +17
*Robert Plant is in shambles.*
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blackjacktrial Mar 27, 2026 +3
His fault. The story was quite clear, but not a word he heard could he relate.
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enterjiraiya Mar 26, 2026 +47
Shia Muslims have been brainwashed to think the Ayatollah was some grand religious leader when he was wolf in sheep’s clothing completely
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HoveringMango Mar 27, 2026 +3
Even then, why would you support any leader who massacres its own public.
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TicRoll Mar 26, 2026 +25
>Some of the folks are even willing to fight. By all means. The fewer people like that left after this fight the better.
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Primary-Debate-549 Mar 26, 2026 +62
"some of the folks" -> you mean islamic supremacists
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Bartimeo666 Mar 26, 2026 +14
There are also people whose hatred of auSA blind's them
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MaliInternLoL Mar 26, 2026 +23
Real shit. I cant wait for this f****** regime to get quartered by a revolt
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dockstaderj Mar 26, 2026 +53
F*** radical right-wing governments everywhere, be it in Iran, The US or Israel.
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Former_Catch8485 Mar 26, 2026 +18
As Israeli leftist, f*** yeah! F*** bibi, f*** hamas, f*** irgc
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MarkMew Mar 26, 2026 +7
This is the way. You don't have to side with another evil to hate one evil
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maxofJupiter1 Mar 26, 2026 +31
Then why is the political left the ones giving cover to the IRGC and affiliated groups over the past few years?
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Historical_Owl_1635 Mar 26, 2026 +59
I’ve literally seen upvoted comments calling for Europe to ally with Iran. It’s insane. Because they don’t have an English speaking orange saying something stupid every 5 minutes a lot of people genuinely think they’re the good guys.
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xadiant Mar 26, 2026 +32
I need to unsub from subs like white people twitter. You could say "child slavery is great, and trump is bad" and that post would get 8k updoots. It's mind blowing to see so so many western people get caught up in this silly anti-west ideology while progressives in MENA want to westernise their countries...
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_HIST Mar 26, 2026 +15
And most people who do this are poorly educated but privileged enough to not know how it is on the other side. I bet some of them wish they'd live in Iran just because there's no Trump, and Trump is clearly the worst thing that can happen in the world, right?
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za72 Mar 26, 2026 +13
Iran would march livestock into minefields to clear them out during the Iran/Iraq war i. the 80s... unfortunately the livestock would panic and run away, so their solution was to recruit young boys to run through the fields instead, they would give them a key made out of tin to represent the key to Muslim heaven with 72 virgins and all... it worked
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readysetzerg Mar 26, 2026 +27
Hamas used child soldiers too but the radical left in America/listnook isn't ready to hear that.
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Entire_Train7307 Mar 26, 2026 +131
Right? Like, I get that the US sucks and all right now, but the IRGC definitely is the bigger evil here. Imagine if we could have tackled this as a coalition instead of going at it solo(duo?), then bitching nobody is helping.
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ithinkitslupis Mar 26, 2026 +92
It's okay to dislike both sides. You look at geopolitics with the recent actions like the Afghanistan invasion and occupation and realize that just because one side is worse doesn't mean the two countries fighting will make things better for either side or for the world in the meantime. I'd be a lot more confident with support if our current leadership seemed competent and like they really had the Iranian people and the world's best interest at heart.
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Delanorix Mar 26, 2026 +15
Yeah, and the truth is on a geopolitical level, Iran's shittiness revolves around a much smaller area than America's affect on the area. So is Iran a shittier regime than America? Yes. Should America be solving this problem? F*** no.
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TicRoll Mar 26, 2026 +10
>Should America be solving this problem? F*** no. I would say America - along with the global community - should be solving this problem. Just not in the way Trump is going about it. This is a problem that probably should have been solved 20 years ago. Iran's shittiness is absolutely global. They're helping Russia murder Ukraine's people for money. They're funding terrorist organizations killing people across the Middle East and Africa. They're pushing a fundamentalist viewpoint that calls for the wholesale slaughter of literally *billions* of people. Let's not pretend Iran is some backwater town that has a couple jerks running amok. They've been a global player for a long time via massive funding efforts for asymmetric warfare against civilians around the world.
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A-Grey-World Mar 26, 2026 +36
Is it solving the problem? Also no.
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NoNotInTheFace Mar 26, 2026 +22
In fact, it's creating new, worse problems.
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Trauma Mar 26, 2026 +17
Are they even trying to solve the problem? Another no.
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VirginiaMcCaskey Mar 26, 2026 +13
Tackled what? What are our government's war goals?
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PMJamesPM Mar 26, 2026 +15
Coalition likely would’ve been impossible. The question: is the is the regime a manageable nuisance, or an existential threat? Or something in between? That this has happened, suggests the prior targeting of the nuclear facilities was less successful than thought. Would imagine regime change or partial control is view as a secondary goal.
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TheFrickinThrowAway Mar 26, 2026 +29
Listnook exemplifies democracy’s Achilles heel 
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AgadorFartacus Mar 26, 2026 +11
>Imagine if we could have tackled this as a coalition  Tackled what? What is the win condition a coalition would pursue? 
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mhornberger Mar 26, 2026 +4
Yep, since people consider it trivially easy for Iran to lock the strait down forever, there is no magical coalition-dust that would have prevented that outcome.
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BarryZuckercornEsq Mar 26, 2026 +17
I don’t think there’s any dispute that the Iranian regime is problematic to say the least. But as you note, the way we went about this is also problematic. The odds of a good outcome here are negligible.
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ByteSizedGenius Mar 26, 2026 +41
Pretty much no one is interested in fighting the US's wars in a coalition anymore. We did that, you spat in our face in return. That's a bed that has been made.
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melkipersr Mar 26, 2026 +8
Whether these monsters had it coming is inarguable. Whether it should have happened this way, whether the war is being well executed, etc., are all perfectly debatable and reasonable questions. But the entire regime deserves far worse than sudden death by missile.
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Feligris Mar 26, 2026 +3
I have a faint memory that this is pretty much how they conducted the Iran-Iraq war as well, including me reading claims of school classes being sought for volunteers to be sent through Iraqi mine fields to clear paths for soldiers etc. [(Plastic Keys to Paradise)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_key_to_paradise)
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lukwes1 Mar 26, 2026 +16
Listnook believes that Iran cares about fighting the "epstein class" lol
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Inner_Owl_7560 Mar 26, 2026 +197
i can see from miles away they already prepared the "they are bombing kids" content ready for their bots to spam.
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ThePickleConnoisseur Mar 26, 2026 +55
And people will believe it since the majority of people can’t think
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leesionn Mar 26, 2026 +27
And Listnook is gonna eat it up
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Street_Anon Mar 26, 2026 +93
And you know the regime is falling when this happens.
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Kurdt234 Mar 26, 2026 +41
Reminds me having the Hitler Youth defending Germany.
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Long-Ordinary9020 Mar 26, 2026 +5
There’s a scene in jojo rabbit where they say to the kids to go “hug the American soldiers”
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ikinone Mar 26, 2026 +4
I suspect this is not an indication of the regime falling, but because they want to publish articles about how Israel/US are 'targeting children'.
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Th3_Admiral_ Mar 26, 2026 +82
The US is increasing their max recruitment age and Iran is lowering their minimum age. Yeah, it turns out no one actually wants to go to war. 
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Wooden-Variety175 Mar 26, 2026 +58
Well this may shock you. But millions protested in january and 30k got gunned down in the streets. People here are freaking out about a draft cause our president says mean things on truth and takes a bunch of personal gain on gifts and stocks. These 2 things are not comparable and the IRGC knows they cant draft those civilians because if they get guns they will just revolt.
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Primary-Debate-549 Mar 26, 2026 +37
The IRGC has gone a LOT further than deciding they "cant draft those civilians". They have in fact publicly promised they will massacre civilians if they lose.
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OG_Williker Mar 26, 2026 +12
Good guy countries always use child soldiers so now we know who the good guys are
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aNuggetsUncle Mar 26, 2026 +11
Not the first time they have used Kids in a war
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Gopu_17 Mar 26, 2026 +42
They must be really desperate.
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phantom_phreak Mar 26, 2026 +85
Can we please get some more LEGO copium to smoke, featuring the new 12-year-old special troops battalion?
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Mac62961 Mar 26, 2026 +37
Disgusting regime. The Iranian people deserve SO much better. You know they are tired of people “condemning” the regime yet doing little … would have been nice if US actually coordinated with the people Persians, Kurdish, Balochi…. But no🤦‍♂️
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RM_r_us Mar 26, 2026 +17
Ah yes, sending children to war always wins public support.
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GettinWiggyWiddit Mar 27, 2026 +4
Well the entire point of this is so Iran can use it as propaganda for the west when the children inevitably get killed. They know how gullible the internet is and they can change the narrative easier with dead children being reported (as opposed to dead soldiers.) Watch Listnook take the bait very soon
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NetFu Mar 26, 2026 +9
And I'm sure it's just an invitation, but a very strong invitation with serious, life altering consequences if you don't accept their invitation.
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reazen34k Mar 26, 2026 +49
listnook really do be scrambling when a black and white circlejerk is being subverted.
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420DrumstickIt Mar 26, 2026 +55
Neat strategy for a crazed Islamist theocracy.
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JunketThese1490 Mar 26, 2026 +15
Sign of desperation and defeat
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OUsnr7 Mar 26, 2026 +8
Definitely what an army does when they’re winning. Great job keeping on top of things, Listnook
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btb0002 Mar 26, 2026 +21
I bet you anti US bots love this one 😂
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One-Perception-5603 Mar 27, 2026 +13
Can we all agree and finally admit they are not the good guys? 
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PreZEviL Mar 26, 2026 +7
I hate this world... My sons is 12 yo, it make me feel sick
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Long-Ordinary9020 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Hopefully the regime will fall..
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Puzzleheaded-Ear-440 Mar 26, 2026 +25
They printed a million of golden keys to heaven (those were plastic) last time they needed young martyrs. Probly still have a bunch in a warehouse somewhere.
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focusrunner79 Mar 26, 2026 +11
I’m honestly sick of how condemned the US attack on Iran is when it’s so obvious that this regime needs to be destroyed. There was never going to be improvement without intervention or a civil war.
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Atheizm Mar 26, 2026 +6
The Iranian Islamic government has never had a problem using child soldiers.
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SetOpening3163 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Oooh will listnookors glaze this or just disbelieve it
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Multidream Mar 26, 2026 +5
Is the situation that bad already? No ground invasion has even started yet.
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fartymcgeezax Mar 26, 2026 +12
But the internet told me Iran is winning
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paradoxicalpoint Mar 26, 2026 +19
Matches the their age of consent I guess.
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pfp61 Mar 26, 2026 +4
No need for consent. The local cleric is going to consent on your behalf.
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PositiveUse Mar 26, 2026 +14
And then the news will be filled with how many children Israel and US are deliberately harming …
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techtonics Mar 26, 2026 +15
And yet the geniuses of listnook will support the Iranian regime. Cuz F trump right?
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getpoopedon Mar 26, 2026 +3
Terrible. I hope they don't end up like the [dancing boys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi) of Afghanistan.
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Kipa83 Mar 26, 2026 +4
They always use kids as human shields
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PlasticTip69 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Given they think it is fine to marry at 6 and consummate at 9, why does a 12 year child soldier seem strange.
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mad-data Mar 26, 2026 +16
So very soon we'll hear from UN condemnations of «murderous US killing 15 year old ”kids"» (with Kalashnikov and RPG)?
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imabotbeepbooop Mar 26, 2026 +13
This is who listnook is defending lmfao
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One-Perception-5603 Mar 27, 2026 +8
They didn't stop at child brides, mass executions, terrorism and other religious extremism- you think this will change their mind?
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buy_nano_coin_xno Mar 26, 2026 +3
Why are they like this? Jeeez.
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oripash Mar 26, 2026 +3
Sounds like desperation.
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Flashy_Abalone_6893 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Irgc truly a terrible regime
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coolsnow7 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Definitely what you do when you’re winning.
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Kiwigunguy47 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Volksturm and Hitler Youth much? This is starting to look like 1945 Germany already.
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Totoques22 Mar 27, 2026 +3
For reference Iran recently lowered the age of marriage to 12 for girls and 15 for boys
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Sapient-Inquisitor Mar 27, 2026 +3
“Keys to paradise” conscripts vs “I joined for free college” recruits about to start hittin’
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AtomicFreeman Mar 27, 2026 +3
Classic move, now the national media will report that the US/Israel is targeting children
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snower88 Mar 26, 2026 +7
I always wonder why the elites or powerful always encourage normal folks to have more kids.
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Imjusthereforthetoes Mar 26, 2026 +8
And listnook still defends Iran... F****** idiots.
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GoRangers5 Mar 26, 2026 +16
But remember, America and Israel are the bad guys. 🫤
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84Cressida Mar 26, 2026 +31
Listnook will ignore this
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Personal-Try328 Mar 27, 2026 +3
This is one of the only countries on the planet that executes children consistently. Just putting that out there for the Iran sympathizers among us.
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Deep_Snow6546 Mar 26, 2026 +15
Neither side can claim the moral high ground and both are throwing out a bunch of propoganda to confuse the public; but does recruiting 12 year olds sound like Iran is in absolute control and decimating the US in the war as I swear every social media comment seems to imply.
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Miserable-Mall365 Mar 26, 2026 +18
I’d feel like an idiot saying US has any moral high ground here, they’re definitely operating below moral sea level, but I think it’s safe to say the Iranian regime is WELL below moral sea level
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Ihateporn2020 Mar 26, 2026 +2
cute
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hektor10 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Its coming
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Chris_Weezy123 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Are they lacking men to fight? Iran has tens of millions of men to recruit they can easily find some.
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DGatsby Mar 26, 2026 +2
When they go low, we go high
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