Puts on oil for 12 hrs. Calls on war stocks regardless.
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Negative_Baker_21412 days ago
+13
Honestly I’ll be impressed if it makes it to the weekend. Still, even a shaky pause is better than nothing. Someone archive this headline for “remember when” later.
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Fallouttgrrl2 days ago
+3
We don't have to archive it, we just have to scroll up
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xGeoxgesx2 days ago
+7
Didn't even last 10 minutes.
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kuela2 days ago
+5
Israel breaks the ceasefire and blame it Hezbollah in 3,2,1
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Linedriver2 days ago
+165
Remember, calling a cease-fire is faster then reloading.
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AudibleNod2 days ago
+116
>Trump said that he had "directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio" to work with the countries toward achieving "a Lasting PEACE,"
Why is Donald Trump, world's greatest negotiator, leaving this important task to a man who couldn't reach an agreement with the Iranians and a man who is too impotent to tell his boss the shoes he picked out are too big? Shouldn't inaugural football peace prize w***** and WWE hall of famer set the example by showing the world what the Board of Peace was designed to do?
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try_repeat_succeed2 days ago
+25
Vance couldn't de-escalate a rock off a cliff.
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Mother_Idea_31822 days ago
+6
He could:
* kill a pope
* kill a queen
* cause the fall of the far-right party in at least two EU countries.
Send him to the Middle East and prepare for the worst. Start stock pilling canned food, get solar panels for your home, etc.
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AudibleNod2 days ago
+23
Well, if we're going to add things to his name: Adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, Razzie recipient, adulterer and holder of not one, but two, warrants for the crime of murder President Donald J Trump.
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AssociateGreat23502 days ago
+32
Yep.Twice impeached even
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FTwo2 days ago
+13
Rump and maga didn't extend the same respect for the Office of the President when Obama and Biden were in office. They set the bar of disrespect.
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AudibleNod2 days ago
+27
That's not in dispute. Unlike the time he got his goons to storm the US Capitol.
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Tank38752 days ago
+10
Repeating it over and over only shames America all the more.
Honestly we deserve it atp though.
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ccoastie2 days ago
+4
Do you call putin ,president Putin or daddy like trump does
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No-Cryptographer74941 day ago
+1
You misspelled orange turd
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No-Cryptographer74941 day ago
+1
Defending a rapist makes you much worse 😂
That orange is not even his skin color but a couple of spraytan layers. Talk about elementary level
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No-Cryptographer74941 day ago
+1
Ok elementary level rapist protector
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jackalopeDev2 days ago
+84
> Lebanon must "take meaningful steps" to prevent Hezbollah from carrying out any attacks on Israel, the statement adds, while Israel "shall preserve its right to take all necessary measures in self-defense, at any time, against planned, imminent, or ongoing attacks."
I know up to a couple years ago, it was generally accepted that Hezbollah was at least a match for the Lebanese army, and probably more then a match. Im very curious as to if Lebanon can actually prevent Hezbollah from doing whatever they want now. With Israel still occupying parts of Lebanon during this time, i doubt this will really pan out, but for the sake of the Lebanese i really hope there can be peace.
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Best_VDV_Diver2 days ago
+18
More than a match. They'd have absolutely wiped the floor with the Lebanese military.
Itd be a much closer battle now than, say, 5 years ago.
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MeeseShoop2 days ago
+39
The Lebanese Army is currently stronger than Hezbollah, but not so much so that they can steamroll them. Any large scale dissolution of Hezbollah is only happening because Hezbollah wants to or as a result of another civil war.
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fractalife2 days ago
-49
They're Iran. Hezballah is Iran. No, the Lebanese army is not a match for a country 10 times its size.
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MeeseShoop2 days ago
+33
That’s not really how that works. Was the Mujahadeen 1:1 with the US military or the Vietnam Cong 1:1 with the Chinese? No.
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fractalife2 days ago
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Different organizations are structured and behave differently!? Wuuuut. You're kidding!!
No, in this case, while Hizb has some latitude to make their own decisions, their highest leaders are something along the lines of colonels in the Iranian army. Sure, they have some capacity to choose their own actions but tdecisions ultimately come down from on high.
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fury4202 days ago
+27
Lebanon agreed to much the same back in the 2024 ceasefire, it's the follow through that's the problem.
>[From the specified time, Lebanon will prevent Hezbollah and other armed groups from conducting operations against Israel. Israel will not carry out offensive military operations against Lebanese targets."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Israel%E2%80%93Lebanon_ceasefire_agreement)
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Killsheets2 days ago
+3
Seeing how hezbo attacked when the ayatollah died, you now have the quagmire which is this.
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Jeslea2 days ago
-3
Issue is Israel makes it quite difficult by consistently voting against UNIFIL, any international presence in Lebanon and harassing peacekeepers ...
The Lebanese army is a mess and desperately needs help.
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RaisinKahanes1 day ago
+3
It's the lack of UN peace keepers which are the problem? Don't be naive.
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Jeslea1 day ago
-4
Israel's opposition to granting UNIFIL any means of actually ending the conflict is a huge problem, yes. It isn't the whole problem, but it is part of it.
Israel's opposition is the reason UNIFIL doesn't have the disarmament of Hezbollah in its mandate to begin with ...
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mrjosemeehan2 days ago
+16
They want to incite Lebanon into a civil war so they can sit back on their freshly stolen land without resistance and watch the population drop while they plan their next bite.
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Ezbior2 days ago
+3
I love a "ceasefire" that explicitly says israel can still fire if they claim its in self defense.
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gravescd1 day ago
+1
"We saw a small child holding an object that was possibly the same color as a rock, so we had to carpet bomb the entire area and torture the survivors in a basement"
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Acceptable-Peace-692 days ago
+2
Only way that works is if there is (another) full out civil war.
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StretchExtension2 days ago
+306
Israel to pause triple-tapping medics for 10 days
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anythingall2 days ago
+53
Let's see if it lasts 1 day.
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Acceptable-Peace-692 days ago
+68
No, they won’t. Hezbollah didn’t sign on so Israel will keep doing what they’re are doing.
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mrjosemeehan2 days ago
+73
They'd keep killing civilians even if Hezbollah signed
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kuela2 days ago
+42
They will just claim Hezbollah is hiding behind the civilians
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iamnotexactlywhite2 days ago
+5
and under childcare facilities and schools and playgrounds and hospitals and cemeteries etc etc
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Xijit2 days ago
+5
"Hezbollah was hiding under that child's headless corpse."
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Stringerbe112 days ago
-22
So will Hezbollah
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Acceptable-Peace-6921 hr ago
+1
No one asked them. They aren’t obliged to anything.
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johnnyhandbags2 days ago
+52
Israel will immediately accuse Lebanon of breaking the ceasefire because NGOs are helping people and Israel will resume bombing. Standard Israel ceasefire cycle.
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SwingAndDig1 day ago
+1
but double tapping is still a go!
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gravescd1 day ago
+1
*Israel Signals Ceasefire By Murdering Civilians Only Once Each*
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FruityFetus2 days ago
+36
Dems aren’t in power, big dog.
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FruityFetus2 days ago
+10
Wow, 7 whole Democrats!
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StretchExtension2 days ago
-16
7 out of 45
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FruityFetus2 days ago
+8
So 38 out of 45 Democrats voted for the measure. Both parties are the same, man!
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StretchExtension2 days ago
-13
So "Both parties are the same"? Why would I vote Democrat? Why would I vote at all?
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TechnicalDecision1602 days ago
+4
What are these Dems you're talking of? Oh, do you think they are in control of the White House, Congress, Senate and Supreme Court???
Moron
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AudibleNod2 days ago
+9
Now reelect us so we can complain about how pied-à-terre harms business.
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StretchExtension2 days ago
-3
Neolib classic
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future_sommelier2 days ago
-9
Please run away from the liberal hell holes like Chicago and New York. Enjoy living in Florida. When your property is repossessed and sold at market value people can actually live there instead of you keeping your extra stuff there. Ken Griffin doesn’t seem to regret moving to Florida at all.
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WeddingPKM2 days ago
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Americans: “Unmarked vans are kidnapping people”.
Democrats: “Mark the vans!”.
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marshalist2 days ago
It's ridiculous that this is true.
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mrjosemeehan2 days ago
+22
Is this satire or do you just remix parts of facts into your own nonsensical version of history?
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0scar_Goldmann2 days ago
+21
I don't know why I'm still amazed at how easily you lot justify the murder of children
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shoto90002 days ago
+3
Somehow Lebanon voted for a group that isn't even located in their country? That's impressive.
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xGeoxgesx2 days ago
+41
News flash: Bombings are still occuring.
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Capable-Schedule17532 days ago
+57
Ofc Israel is well known for adhering to ceasefires.
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kuela2 days ago
+27
Ceasefire according to Israel is you cease, I fire.
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WafflesTrufflez2 days ago
Its like tradition
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BuyingDragonScimitar2 days ago
+49
Correction, Israel said they will stop bombing Lebanon for 10 days IF they give them land and intel, in which they will resume bombing for 10 more days asking for more.
Trump is the worst thing to happen
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Training-Gold59962 days ago
+5
Exactly zero serious people expect that Israel will honor this or act in a responsible manner
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style7522 days ago
+6
Israel is gonna invent some bullshit reason to resume bombing within 72 hours. Calling it now.
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Ziggythesquid2 days ago
+21
Today is Thursday, they are doing this just for the markets, by Monday they will be bombing civilians again. Israel intends to take southern Lebanon.
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Whole_Gate_79612 days ago
+12
How can there be a ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon when Lebanon isn't even fighting? Since when does the state of Lebabon control Hezbollah?
These ceasefire are so dumb and meaningless.
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lostsanityreturned2 days ago
+1
Because israel is in conflict with the entirety of Lebanon. Just not the entirety of Lebanon being in conflict with Israel.
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Whole_Gate_79611 day ago
+3
Are they fighting the Lebanese army as well, or just Hezbollah?
Lebanon has no meaningful control over Hezbollah. They are a different faction than the Lebaness army.
Has Hezbollah signed onto this ceasefire? Or are we gonna just say that they violated the ceasefire (that they were never a part of) when they launch a rocket into Israel?
These "ceasefires" are all performative bullshit.
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lostsanityreturned1 day ago
+2
You are missing my point.
I am saying that in Lebanon Israel is destroying and killing what they like. And the only ones fighting them is Hezbollah.
It was a quip in support of your questioning how there can be a cease fire.
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No_Network_94382 days ago
+2
Definitely betting the under on Kalshi
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TheBakerReport2 days ago
+5
Just a normal ceasefire? Not a 2 sided ceasefire? 😱
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Sidwill2 days ago
+8
Israeli agreed to stop bombing, Lebanon agreed to stop being bombed.
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Thin_Figure6272 days ago
+7
Has Isreal broken it yet?
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Marcysdad2 days ago
+6
Israel: "you cease, we fire!"
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AirsickIowlander2 days ago
+5
33 minutes since posted, has Israel broken it yet?
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Witty_Fall_20072 days ago
+1
I predict that Israel will start the bombing in less than 24 hours. Claiming the ceasefire is anti-semitic.
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PigFarmer12 days ago
+3
24 minutes seems more likely.
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chedder2 days ago
-3
Widewelly, it only lasted around 20 minutes. They wanted to "establish a new border" instead of going back to their international border. They started shelling 20 minutes later, hezbolah responded with rocket attacks.
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HonorboundUlfsark2 days ago
+2
Agree to a ceasefire and it gets broken 10s later
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CrittyJJones2 days ago
+3
Ceasefire to Israel just means "YOU cease We fire"
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Feverstone2 days ago
Lebanon ceases and Israel fires, got it
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mrjosemeehan2 days ago
+1
They can't even cease. They were never firing.
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onlyfansgodx2 days ago
+2
Israel will respect it for sure!
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neyney102 days ago
+5
How so
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Accurate-Cup53092 days ago
-8
That finally makes sense
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KGB_cutony2 days ago
+1
It's the weekends again.
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Bulldogg6582 days ago
+1
Polymarket, here I come!
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lostsanityreturned2 days ago
+1
Honestly... that did come to mind when the news broke.
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Unlikely-Emphasis-262 days ago
+1
'But we're keeping the land we decimated into ashes as a buffer'
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AnEmptyKarst2 days ago
I mean Lebanon has been allowing Israel to invade its land and bomb its cities without doing anything, so I'm not sure what they're ceasing exactly
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MonoBlancoATX2 days ago
-7
Israel:
Doing everything they can think of, short of dropping a nuke on Beirut, to start WW3.
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CreativeFraud2 days ago
-1
10 days ain't shit. I hate it here.
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Accurate-Cup53092 days ago
-3
The length is sadly irrelevant. Israel has no idea what a ceasefire is
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LifeOfHi2 days ago
-2
Translation: Israel needs 10 days to get more bombs and plan their next hits
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imaginary_num6er2 days ago
So 2 Tuesdays from now?
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Malaix2 days ago
Is it America's turn to randomly bomb and f*** it up now?
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rajastrums_12 days ago
-3
Israel and Lebanon... Something is missing. What, ahh.. it'll come to me in a moment... Hezbollah! Bibi sez they are still in play.
Maybe IDF will stop killing innocent people who aren't Hezbollah for a day or so.
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ROnneth2 days ago
-1
When has that nation truly stopped anyway. The many violations to ceasefire are all recorded in the UN. Nobody trust it. Not anymore.
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beastwood94982 days ago
-4
Bibi completely played Trump in order to get to Hezbollah.
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