Puts on oil for 12 hrs. Calls on war stocks regardless.
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Negative_Baker_2141Apr 16, 2026
+13
Honestly I’ll be impressed if it makes it to the weekend. Still, even a shaky pause is better than nothing. Someone archive this headline for “remember when” later.
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FallouttgrrlApr 16, 2026
+3
We don't have to archive it, we just have to scroll up
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xGeoxgesxApr 16, 2026
+7
Didn't even last 10 minutes.
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kuelaApr 17, 2026
+5
Israel breaks the ceasefire and blame it Hezbollah in 3,2,1
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LinedriverApr 16, 2026
+165
Remember, calling a cease-fire is faster then reloading.
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AudibleNodApr 16, 2026
+116
>Trump said that he had "directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio" to work with the countries toward achieving "a Lasting PEACE,"
Why is Donald Trump, world's greatest negotiator, leaving this important task to a man who couldn't reach an agreement with the Iranians and a man who is too impotent to tell his boss the shoes he picked out are too big? Shouldn't inaugural football peace prize w***** and WWE hall of famer set the example by showing the world what the Board of Peace was designed to do?
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try_repeat_succeedApr 17, 2026
+25
Vance couldn't de-escalate a rock off a cliff.
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Mother_Idea_3182Apr 17, 2026
+6
He could:
* kill a pope
* kill a queen
* cause the fall of the far-right party in at least two EU countries.
Send him to the Middle East and prepare for the worst. Start stock pilling canned food, get solar panels for your home, etc.
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[deleted]Apr 16, 2026
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AudibleNodApr 16, 2026
+23
Well, if we're going to add things to his name: Adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, Razzie recipient, adulterer and holder of not one, but two, warrants for the crime of murder President Donald J Trump.
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[deleted]Apr 16, 2026
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AssociateGreat2350Apr 16, 2026
+32
Yep.Twice impeached even
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FTwoApr 16, 2026
+13
Rump and maga didn't extend the same respect for the Office of the President when Obama and Biden were in office. They set the bar of disrespect.
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AudibleNodApr 16, 2026
+27
That's not in dispute. Unlike the time he got his goons to storm the US Capitol.
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Tank3875Apr 16, 2026
+10
Repeating it over and over only shames America all the more.
Honestly we deserve it atp though.
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ccoastieApr 17, 2026
+4
Do you call putin ,president Putin or daddy like trump does
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No-Cryptographer7494Apr 17, 2026
+1
You misspelled orange turd
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[deleted]Apr 17, 2026
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No-Cryptographer7494Apr 17, 2026
+1
Defending a rapist makes you much worse 😂
That orange is not even his skin color but a couple of spraytan layers. Talk about elementary level
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No-Cryptographer7494Apr 17, 2026
+1
Ok elementary level rapist protector
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jackalopeDevApr 16, 2026
+84
> Lebanon must "take meaningful steps" to prevent Hezbollah from carrying out any attacks on Israel, the statement adds, while Israel "shall preserve its right to take all necessary measures in self-defense, at any time, against planned, imminent, or ongoing attacks."
I know up to a couple years ago, it was generally accepted that Hezbollah was at least a match for the Lebanese army, and probably more then a match. Im very curious as to if Lebanon can actually prevent Hezbollah from doing whatever they want now. With Israel still occupying parts of Lebanon during this time, i doubt this will really pan out, but for the sake of the Lebanese i really hope there can be peace.
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Best_VDV_DiverApr 16, 2026
+18
More than a match. They'd have absolutely wiped the floor with the Lebanese military.
Itd be a much closer battle now than, say, 5 years ago.
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MeeseShoopApr 16, 2026
+39
The Lebanese Army is currently stronger than Hezbollah, but not so much so that they can steamroll them. Any large scale dissolution of Hezbollah is only happening because Hezbollah wants to or as a result of another civil war.
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fractalifeApr 16, 2026
-49
They're Iran. Hezballah is Iran. No, the Lebanese army is not a match for a country 10 times its size.
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MeeseShoopApr 16, 2026
+33
That’s not really how that works. Was the Mujahadeen 1:1 with the US military or the Vietnam Cong 1:1 with the Chinese? No.
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fractalifeApr 16, 2026
-34
Different organizations are structured and behave differently!? Wuuuut. You're kidding!!
No, in this case, while Hizb has some latitude to make their own decisions, their highest leaders are something along the lines of colonels in the Iranian army. Sure, they have some capacity to choose their own actions but tdecisions ultimately come down from on high.
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fury420Apr 16, 2026
+27
Lebanon agreed to much the same back in the 2024 ceasefire, it's the follow through that's the problem.
>[From the specified time, Lebanon will prevent Hezbollah and other armed groups from conducting operations against Israel. Israel will not carry out offensive military operations against Lebanese targets."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Israel%E2%80%93Lebanon_ceasefire_agreement)
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KillsheetsApr 17, 2026
+3
Seeing how hezbo attacked when the ayatollah died, you now have the quagmire which is this.
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JesleaApr 17, 2026
-3
Issue is Israel makes it quite difficult by consistently voting against UNIFIL, any international presence in Lebanon and harassing peacekeepers ...
The Lebanese army is a mess and desperately needs help.
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RaisinKahanesApr 17, 2026
+3
It's the lack of UN peace keepers which are the problem? Don't be naive.
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JesleaApr 17, 2026
-4
Israel's opposition to granting UNIFIL any means of actually ending the conflict is a huge problem, yes. It isn't the whole problem, but it is part of it.
Israel's opposition is the reason UNIFIL doesn't have the disarmament of Hezbollah in its mandate to begin with ...
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mrjosemeehanApr 16, 2026
+16
They want to incite Lebanon into a civil war so they can sit back on their freshly stolen land without resistance and watch the population drop while they plan their next bite.
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EzbiorApr 17, 2026
+3
I love a "ceasefire" that explicitly says israel can still fire if they claim its in self defense.
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gravescdApr 18, 2026
+1
"We saw a small child holding an object that was possibly the same color as a rock, so we had to carpet bomb the entire area and torture the survivors in a basement"
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Acceptable-Peace-69Apr 16, 2026
+2
Only way that works is if there is (another) full out civil war.
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StretchExtensionApr 16, 2026
+306
Israel to pause triple-tapping medics for 10 days
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anythingallApr 16, 2026
+53
Let's see if it lasts 1 day.
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Acceptable-Peace-69Apr 16, 2026
+68
No, they won’t. Hezbollah didn’t sign on so Israel will keep doing what they’re are doing.
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mrjosemeehanApr 16, 2026
+73
They'd keep killing civilians even if Hezbollah signed
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kuelaApr 17, 2026
+42
They will just claim Hezbollah is hiding behind the civilians
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iamnotexactlywhiteApr 17, 2026
+5
and under childcare facilities and schools and playgrounds and hospitals and cemeteries etc etc
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XijitApr 17, 2026
+5
"Hezbollah was hiding under that child's headless corpse."
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Stringerbe11Apr 16, 2026
-22
So will Hezbollah
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Acceptable-Peace-69Apr 18, 2026
+1
No one asked them. They aren’t obliged to anything.
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johnnyhandbagsApr 16, 2026
+52
Israel will immediately accuse Lebanon of breaking the ceasefire because NGOs are helping people and Israel will resume bombing. Standard Israel ceasefire cycle.
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SwingAndDigApr 17, 2026
+1
but double tapping is still a go!
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gravescdApr 18, 2026
+1
*Israel Signals Ceasefire By Murdering Civilians Only Once Each*
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[deleted]Apr 16, 2026
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FruityFetusApr 16, 2026
+36
Dems aren’t in power, big dog.
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FruityFetusApr 16, 2026
+10
Wow, 7 whole Democrats!
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StretchExtensionApr 16, 2026
-16
7 out of 45
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FruityFetusApr 16, 2026
+8
So 38 out of 45 Democrats voted for the measure. Both parties are the same, man!
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StretchExtensionApr 16, 2026
-13
So "Both parties are the same"? Why would I vote Democrat? Why would I vote at all?
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TechnicalDecision160Apr 16, 2026
+4
What are these Dems you're talking of? Oh, do you think they are in control of the White House, Congress, Senate and Supreme Court???
Moron
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AudibleNodApr 16, 2026
+9
Now reelect us so we can complain about how pied-à-terre harms business.
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StretchExtensionApr 16, 2026
-3
Neolib classic
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future_sommelierApr 16, 2026
-9
Please run away from the liberal hell holes like Chicago and New York. Enjoy living in Florida. When your property is repossessed and sold at market value people can actually live there instead of you keeping your extra stuff there. Ken Griffin doesn’t seem to regret moving to Florida at all.
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WeddingPKMApr 16, 2026
-2
Americans: “Unmarked vans are kidnapping people”.
Democrats: “Mark the vans!”.
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marshalistApr 17, 2026
It's ridiculous that this is true.
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[deleted]Apr 16, 2026
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mrjosemeehanApr 16, 2026
+22
Is this satire or do you just remix parts of facts into your own nonsensical version of history?
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0scar_GoldmannApr 16, 2026
+21
I don't know why I'm still amazed at how easily you lot justify the murder of children
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shoto9000Apr 17, 2026
+3
Somehow Lebanon voted for a group that isn't even located in their country? That's impressive.
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xGeoxgesxApr 16, 2026
+41
News flash: Bombings are still occuring.
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Capable-Schedule1753Apr 16, 2026
+57
Ofc Israel is well known for adhering to ceasefires.
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kuelaApr 17, 2026
+27
Ceasefire according to Israel is you cease, I fire.
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WafflesTrufflezApr 17, 2026
Its like tradition
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BuyingDragonScimitarApr 16, 2026
+49
Correction, Israel said they will stop bombing Lebanon for 10 days IF they give them land and intel, in which they will resume bombing for 10 more days asking for more.
Trump is the worst thing to happen
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Training-Gold5996Apr 17, 2026
+5
Exactly zero serious people expect that Israel will honor this or act in a responsible manner
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style752Apr 17, 2026
+6
Israel is gonna invent some bullshit reason to resume bombing within 72 hours. Calling it now.
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ZiggythesquidApr 16, 2026
+21
Today is Thursday, they are doing this just for the markets, by Monday they will be bombing civilians again. Israel intends to take southern Lebanon.
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Whole_Gate_7961Apr 16, 2026
+12
How can there be a ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon when Lebanon isn't even fighting? Since when does the state of Lebabon control Hezbollah?
These ceasefire are so dumb and meaningless.
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lostsanityreturnedApr 17, 2026
+1
Because israel is in conflict with the entirety of Lebanon. Just not the entirety of Lebanon being in conflict with Israel.
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Whole_Gate_7961Apr 17, 2026
+3
Are they fighting the Lebanese army as well, or just Hezbollah?
Lebanon has no meaningful control over Hezbollah. They are a different faction than the Lebaness army.
Has Hezbollah signed onto this ceasefire? Or are we gonna just say that they violated the ceasefire (that they were never a part of) when they launch a rocket into Israel?
These "ceasefires" are all performative bullshit.
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lostsanityreturnedApr 18, 2026
+2
You are missing my point.
I am saying that in Lebanon Israel is destroying and killing what they like. And the only ones fighting them is Hezbollah.
It was a quip in support of your questioning how there can be a cease fire.
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No_Network_9438Apr 17, 2026
+2
Definitely betting the under on Kalshi
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TheBakerReportApr 17, 2026
+5
Just a normal ceasefire? Not a 2 sided ceasefire? 😱
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SidwillApr 16, 2026
+8
Israeli agreed to stop bombing, Lebanon agreed to stop being bombed.
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Thin_Figure627Apr 17, 2026
+7
Has Isreal broken it yet?
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MarcysdadApr 16, 2026
+6
Israel: "you cease, we fire!"
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AirsickIowlanderApr 16, 2026
+5
33 minutes since posted, has Israel broken it yet?
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Witty_Fall_2007Apr 16, 2026
+1
I predict that Israel will start the bombing in less than 24 hours. Claiming the ceasefire is anti-semitic.
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PigFarmer1Apr 17, 2026
+3
24 minutes seems more likely.
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chedderApr 17, 2026
-3
Widewelly, it only lasted around 20 minutes. They wanted to "establish a new border" instead of going back to their international border. They started shelling 20 minutes later, hezbolah responded with rocket attacks.
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HonorboundUlfsarkApr 16, 2026
+2
Agree to a ceasefire and it gets broken 10s later
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CrittyJJonesApr 17, 2026
+3
Ceasefire to Israel just means "YOU cease We fire"
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FeverstoneApr 16, 2026
Lebanon ceases and Israel fires, got it
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mrjosemeehanApr 16, 2026
+1
They can't even cease. They were never firing.
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onlyfansgodxApr 16, 2026
+2
Israel will respect it for sure!
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neyney10Apr 16, 2026
+5
How so
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Accurate-Cup5309Apr 16, 2026
-8
That finally makes sense
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KGB_cutonyApr 16, 2026
+1
It's the weekends again.
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Bulldogg658Apr 17, 2026
+1
Polymarket, here I come!
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lostsanityreturnedApr 17, 2026
+1
Honestly... that did come to mind when the news broke.
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Unlikely-Emphasis-26Apr 17, 2026
+1
'But we're keeping the land we decimated into ashes as a buffer'
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AnEmptyKarstApr 16, 2026
I mean Lebanon has been allowing Israel to invade its land and bomb its cities without doing anything, so I'm not sure what they're ceasing exactly
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MonoBlancoATXApr 16, 2026
-7
Israel:
Doing everything they can think of, short of dropping a nuke on Beirut, to start WW3.
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CreativeFraudApr 16, 2026
-1
10 days ain't shit. I hate it here.
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Accurate-Cup5309Apr 16, 2026
-3
The length is sadly irrelevant. Israel has no idea what a ceasefire is
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LifeOfHiApr 16, 2026
-2
Translation: Israel needs 10 days to get more bombs and plan their next hits
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imaginary_num6erApr 16, 2026
So 2 Tuesdays from now?
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MalaixApr 16, 2026
Is it America's turn to randomly bomb and f*** it up now?
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rajastrums_1Apr 17, 2026
-3
Israel and Lebanon... Something is missing. What, ahh.. it'll come to me in a moment... Hezbollah! Bibi sez they are still in play.
Maybe IDF will stop killing innocent people who aren't Hezbollah for a day or so.
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ROnnethApr 17, 2026
-1
When has that nation truly stopped anyway. The many violations to ceasefire are all recorded in the UN. Nobody trust it. Not anymore.
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beastwood9498Apr 17, 2026
-4
Bibi completely played Trump in order to get to Hezbollah.
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