It is 10pm and I need to be up by 5:30 and I cannot sleep. What is your funniest story from your own personal life?

I was visiting my sister and we went out to run some errands. Since I didn’t live by her, I didn’t remember what her car looked like, and I only kind of remembered where we parked. I totally went to the passenger side of the wrong car, opened the door, and got in. The driver was sitting in the car! We made eye contact, I quickly got out, and my sister about died laughing. She watched me do it, but didn’t realize what mistake I was making until it was too late to warn me.

I walked to Walmart with a friend because it was a nice day. We lived within a mile of it, plus it actually had sidewalks the entire way. So, why not? Fast forward, we had just checked out our items and were heading to the door. I frantically checked my pockets for my keys. Figured I'd try again when we were at the car to empty out my pockets. There was also that possibility that I had locked my keys in the car, so I may need a locksmith. So, I turned to my friend and seriously asked where we parked because I was stumped. My friend, who I love platonically with all my heart, just looked at me and simply responded, "Dude, we walked here." Needless to say, I was super embarrassed.

One time the power went out, and I headed to a friend's woodshed to start their generator. It needed fuel, so I began to try to fill it. Due to the lack of power, there was no light, so I used the only light source I had: a lighter. The resulting fire engulfed me, the generator, the side of the house, and the woodpile. I sacrificed my $400 snowboarding jacket and was able to beat back the flames. #2: I went camping with my friends in high-school. We were sleeping outside next to a campfire, and someone decided to place my blankets in the fire as I slept. If you've never woken up on fire, I dont reccommend it. Very jarring experience. #3. My buddy was trying to siphon gas out of a Toyota pickup in front of our shared farmhouse. He had a fuel pump out of a car, wired to a car battery, with medical tubing feeding and exiting the pump into a gas can. His wiring was just bare wires, and a spark from the battery connection ignited his leaking connections. The resulting fire removed his eyebrows and melted the side of his vehicle with a significant inferno that was compounded by the fact the fuel pump kept pumping for some time after the fire began, stopping only when the fire burned thru his subpar wiring.

Hey there fellow west coaster! The one I like telling is this rooftop party I went to in Hollywood one summer when we were at this pool that’s pretty narrow next to a glass divider and street below. I’m in the pool, others have floaties and other pool stuff out and opposite the glass divider, there’s a narrow walk way to another bar. I’m passing the ball to other guests, and it accidentally hits this lady’s drink that she’s carrying 5 inches from her face and splashes the contents all over her. It was quite the scene, luckily for me, other guests covered for me. So, I didn’t get an earful from that lady.

My niece (6) was doing a bakery stall to fundraise for her trip to the US. My sister and I couldn’t make it, so we sent our brother some money to support her instead. The next morning, her mum sent us a voice note of her thanking us. She called my sister a “butterfly,” and then said, “Thank you so much Aunty Lana, you’re a rat,” completely innocently. And you hear her mum gasp in the background My sister and I laughed the house down for five mins straighttt

I'm going to be annoying and slip in another one lol. My father was a very cultural and strict man. When my siblings and I were younger, we would act up here and there. I remember a moment when one of my brothers cracked a joke, saying, “You can’t hit us, the police will get involved. It's against the law,” and my dad responded very seriously, “I am the law.”🤣🤣🤣

I was at ihop with my family: mom, dad, brother, and me. Conversation was going normal and everything was chill and then my mom ended up talking about something. But for some reason, literally all three of the rest of us zoned out and stopped paying attention at that moment. Right then at the same time in sync perfectly in time for none of us to catch a single word that she was saying. It wasn’t until she stopped talking that she realized none of us were paying attention, then the three of us promptly realized none of us listened, all in sync, and it was great. It was an innocent conversation and none of us took it rude that we weren’t paying attention but let me tell you it was hysterical how the three of us did it all at the same time, uncoordinated; the rest of that conversation was laughing off wtf just happened.

man, that dress story is a classic. one time i wore mismatched shoes to a job interview and didn’t notice until halfway through, big yikes.

I am the kind of woman that would have discreetly told you about your dress! I’d never let another woman just go on about her day oblivious to that! I just got off work, and I can’t rub 2 brain cells together right now to think of a funny story! It’s been an hour, so hope you got to sleep!