He’d probably use it to find more women to have his kids.
“Hey, if you end up having my kid, I’ll personally optimize the algorithm so you’re permanently ranked #1. Peak popularity. Locked in.”
2261
meatsmoothie82Mar 29, 2026
+600
or to have inside access to the youngest models
600
MmmmMorphineMar 29, 2026
+189
...literally
189
meatsmoothie82Mar 29, 2026
+143
get notified everytime an 18.000001 year old signs up and have grok send a canned DM invitation to whatever slimy cave he reproduces in
143
PheonixBuddhaMar 30, 2026
+43
he uses ivf and genetically alters all his children. hence the hitler hair cut as of recent.
43
pwaltman1972Mar 30, 2026
+28
Didn't he reportedly f*** up his d*** in a botched p**** enhancement surgery?
28
PheonixBuddhaMar 30, 2026
+20
yeah that too, wouldnt stop him from banging tho. really wonder how botched it is. Grimes says VERY botched.
20
ZalvrenMar 30, 2026
+3
He'll remove the 18 years old requirement (or be more lax on the checks)
3
HighPriestofShilohMar 30, 2026
+5
And to train grok on them.
5
TheGrandExquisitorMar 30, 2026
+30
Surprised he didn't offer to buy Roblox....
30
triple_hoopMar 30, 2026
+11
Don’t give him ideas
11
meatsmoothie82Mar 30, 2026
+4
Ayyyoooooo!
4
Voiceless-EchoMar 30, 2026
+3
Obviously.
3
northern_explorer67Mar 30, 2026
+3
And interview them for trump which would be a short interview since they only need to prove they are underage .
3
rdldr1Mar 30, 2026
+18
Like his hero, Donald Trump. That's why he bought the Miss Universe pageant.
18
Sensitive_File6582Mar 30, 2026
+51
He did this with a twitter user.
Her view count dried up post DM asking about surrogacy. Iirc
51
SpeshellEDMar 30, 2026
+3
The world doesn't need any Elons.
3
Citizen-KangMar 29, 2026
+8
And a few horse. Don't forget the horse.
8
so-much-wowMar 29, 2026
+5
No way, it'll be for him to profit off his AI kiddy p***.
5
drewhead118Mar 29, 2026
+692
I don't even understand his aim. If he buys it and shuts it down,
- all the money into that purchase is wasted
- all the consumers on the platform will hate him
- all the producers will simply scatter to the dozens of similar platforms, or a new one will rise especially for the occasion
- things go back to how they were, more or less, but somewhere else now
What exactly is the upside?
692
Anasterian_SunstrideMar 29, 2026
+372
The upside for him is he can say “f*** you” with his f***-you money.
372
AJ_Software_EngineerMar 30, 2026
+164
F*** who though?
The current owners? They’ll be richer off of the purchase, which is the dream scenario of any owner.
The content creators and users? They’ll just migrate to the next platform. There’s clearly a market for this.
The only person getting fucked is Elon himself 😂
164
ChronicLegHoleMar 30, 2026
+42
He'd have access to a hell of a lot of data on who has watched or paid for what. That could 100% be used in smear campaigns and to destroy reputations. Or be held as kompromat.
42
cwrighkyMar 30, 2026
+10
I could see this. Same reason he bought twitter. All the data, all the private messages, all the patterns, control, etc.
10
Anasterian_SunstrideMar 30, 2026
+26
You think he cares? This is nothing to him. He just does it because he can and he’s used to just getting his own way regardless.
26
Gh0sth4ndMar 30, 2026
+18
Well the PoE comm had a good laugh at him when he try to flex with a borrowed account.
And the char died ...
He is such a f****** loser.
18
SiccmaDE7930Mar 30, 2026
+6
“Elons Maps” stash tab lol
6
Tough_Gap5284Mar 30, 2026
+2
True analysis
2
Xireka-Mar 30, 2026
+2
Maybe he likes it, getting fucked I mean
2
MotivictaxMar 29, 2026
+194
He wants the data. Possibly to blackmail customers, or later for manipulating people with the growing number of bots on the net.
Also it is probably the best source of images for him to keep training this nsfw image models?
194
National_EdgesMar 29, 2026
+69
Ai data training is what I think. He probably won't shut it down but he will make a pretty great ai p*** site
69
buzmegMar 30, 2026
+27
Ayup. Every thot on the site would be grist for the AI mills.
All that stuff you thought was private? LOL.
Musk is about to have the best NSFW AI model, and it won't even be close.
27
layer8issuesMar 30, 2026
+3
100% the customer data to match on everything they got from SSN/DOGE, Xitter, TSLA, and probably Google, FB/IG/Oculus, Listnook, and all the rest. So much leak data, cookie data (dating sites, mental health forums, all that is for sale) etc available to anyone willing to pay for it. Accumulate as much as possible on every unique individual, save/merge, and that data is valuable if anyone in that dataset ever makes a fuss for him or his employers/friends. People happily give away their personal data for some likes, sadly myself included. The general populace can't fathom how much private info about their lives they've willingly put out there.
3
fredy31Mar 30, 2026
+8
Lol the blackmail...
And its probably like the ashley madison database that was hacked a few years back
A ton of people registered with their work email, giving out its really tom smith from company inc that registered.
8
maoinhibitorMar 29, 2026
+57
Should I register SolelyProponents.com?
57
size_matters_notMar 29, 2026
+11
*Onlyfuns
11
subwooferofthehoseMar 29, 2026
+18
OnlyFarms.gov
And that's sadly not a joke
18
discostew919Mar 30, 2026
+7
Surely it’s a joke. [Tries domain anyway.] Well, I’m glad some public servant is getting paid to do shit like that.
7
MagnusgMar 29, 2026
+2
No but fansonly might be good.
2
Hamza_stanMar 29, 2026
+32
Why is there an assumption that he would shut it down? Did he say that?
He recently released his own payment option called X Money. To me it makes sense if he makes people buy O******* subscriptions with X Money instead of other credit cards
Edit: I looked it up, the "I want to buy O*******" is fake news
32
buzmegMar 30, 2026
+8
> Edit: I looked it up, the "I want to buy O*******" is fake news
I truly, truly hope so. Because having enough money to fend off the legal challenges while feeding OF data into AI models would be catastrophic for a *LOT* of people.
8
CMMiller89Mar 29, 2026
+21
He’s currently courting the incel/evangelical/manosphere. He wants to shut it down because he hates women and doesn’t like that they can use their bodies for money before they would literally have sex with him, the richest man on earth.
21
persianx6_Mar 29, 2026
+39
I’m sure the upside involves Elon doing something predatory and disgusting. The guy is in the Epstein Files begging to go to the island. Nothing we’ve heard since makes him sound less wicked.
39
AliensinmypantsMar 30, 2026
+21
A huge point of DoGE was to get illegal access to millions of Americans' sensitive information so him doing o******* to do something sketchy wouldn't be surprising at all
21
kaisadilla_Mar 30, 2026
+17
Hey, don't be dishonest: he also closed all the agencies investigating his companies.
17
CMMiller89Mar 29, 2026
+5
The ultimate paypig move.
5
fearmongertMar 30, 2026
+2
Elon wastes even MORE money?
2
mad_king_soupMar 30, 2026
+2
He doesn’t need to shut it down, the second he buys it, every single content maker will jump to another platform.
Fansly already gets more traffic
2
llamajavaMar 29, 2026
+475
At least the name “XXX” will make sense
475
ThoughtulismMar 29, 2026
+31
Doesn't have to put any thought into naming any more kids
31
dougmccleanMar 29, 2026
+10
In an edgy font that just subtly shifts the middles of the letters a bit to the left.
10
Amazing-Chemical-792Mar 29, 2026
+740
He'll probably use it for trafficking women.
740
DeepestWinterBlueMar 29, 2026
+56
You mean insemination so he can repopulate earth
56
MesqTexMar 29, 2026
+9
This exactly. He’s a professed pronatalist.
9
justabill71Mar 30, 2026
+24
He's a prolapsed a***.
24
Crim91Mar 29, 2026
+136
And blackmailing people.
136
HillarysBloodBoyMar 30, 2026
+7
Porque no los dos?
7
FrubanoidMar 29, 2026
+11
Become the new Epstein
11
sky_conceptMar 30, 2026
+3
I still love that Elon begged to go to epsteins island and was turned down for being too much of a loser.
He cant even pedo with the other pedos.
3
persianx6_Mar 29, 2026
+17
…Grok is part of a CSAM scandal.
17
SocialSuicideSquadMar 29, 2026
+7
Feature not a bug...
7
stuartullmanMar 29, 2026
+91
huh.. why do i get the feeling this has to do with collecting data to train using his ai. vast amounts of lewd data that o******* probably stores in huge databases and never deletes...text, image, video, etc
91
LavenderBlueProfMar 30, 2026
+8
what can he learn
and control
when he has this data plus the data he stole from the federal government
credit card info on a powerful person who also has o******* ...
8
stuartullmanMar 30, 2026
+4
not info. content. videos. images. etc
4
TakssistaMar 29, 2026
+96
If OF is cancelled, another site will pop up. Another syndrome of "I have so much money I don't know what to do with it".
96
Dr_WeirdoMar 30, 2026
+33
Like Fansly?
33
viktor72Mar 30, 2026
+3
Justforfans already exists.
3
mad_king_soupMar 30, 2026
+4
There’s already a dozen, a few of which are already more popular than OF.
4
wastingtoomuchthymeMar 29, 2026
+89
Elon is an edgelord incel doing edgelord incel things .
If Musk wasn't born wealthy he would certainly be in the sex offenders registry
89
AAroccMar 29, 2026
+58
Probably just trying to get access to all the girls that blocked him
58
spaghettiAstarMar 29, 2026
+17
Yeah, that's my first thought, dude is a f****** creep, he probably wants to make himself some master key that allows him to see everyone's content without needing to subscribe.
17
Bored2001Mar 30, 2026
+3
I mean... It would be cheaper to just subscribe than to buy the platform.
Dude wants it it traffic women.
3
DesperatioMar 30, 2026
+9
He just wants more data for grok. Apparently it's not perverted enough
9
pipesedMar 29, 2026
+56
Elon is a fragile little man.
56
backlogtoolongMar 30, 2026
+12
If he buys it I hope he massively overpays and then runs it into the ground. He’s good at that.
12
laniottMar 30, 2026
+6
He has to feed his AI image generation somehow…
It’s super gross.
6
SmartResearcMar 29, 2026
+51
I don't see how he's gonna stop OF like they all talk he will. I mean X is basically a p*** site atp. On the bright side if it ever happens, us O******* girls will have a lot more free time 😭(and there won't be anyone random to vent on 😭😵)
51
penis_showing_gameMar 29, 2026
+13
Let’s just say he does buy OF and shuts it down. What is to stop another site from popping up doing the exact same thing?
Maybe I’m missing something, or someone can ELI5, but is there any reason this service wouldn’t just be replicated immediately?
13
anormalgeekMar 29, 2026
+22
You mean fansly? It already exists and is almost a clone of OF. It will just need to invest in some more servers.
22
SpoonyDinosaurMar 29, 2026
+14
No you're correct. They'll literally be a replacement (or one of the smaller niche ones) will be up within 24 hours.
It's like saying you'll take down p******.
14
slowpoke2018Mar 29, 2026
+13
Imagine Grok/MechaHitler + AI + P***
It's Elmo's perfect site. He'll finally have something that loves him
13
BenDisrealiMar 30, 2026
+3
> I mean X is basically a p*** site atp.
Don't under sell X like that. It is also a hub for racists and qanon types (something something venn diagram is a circle) to make batshit insane comments and get brainwashed by foreign bots.
3
greyfox199Mar 30, 2026
+2
unlike listnook, which is totally void of brainwashing foreign bots
2
MrJNM1of1Mar 29, 2026
+142
Fck that Nzi piece of sht - he’s a garbage human being
142
Heisenberg_235Mar 29, 2026
+102
You are allowed to say “f***” and “shit” on Listnook
102
itsthehumidityMar 30, 2026
+6
And Nazi and basically everything else. Like really, nothing bad happens.
6
WeedityMar 30, 2026
+5
F*** that white supremacist piece of shit dumb f*** Elon f****** dumb f*** Musk.
5
DustySaloon5Mar 29, 2026
+22
It is 2026 yes. I couldn't care less if he wanted to buy o*******
22
APraxisPandaMar 29, 2026
+3
He's definitely not doing it for money- so it must just be the love of the game...
3
llcucf80Mar 30, 2026
+5
Doesn't make a lot of sense, Grindr would more. It's been shown many times over that whenever there's a conservative group gathering Grindr in that town always crashes. So buying o******* isn't really his intended audience. I actually don't want him buying *any* more online platforms, but to make a move on OF isn't going to help his case with his diehard supporters
5
nzdastardlyMar 29, 2026
+9
I just hope every day that he falls into a wood chipper set to some slower than regular speed. Whether or not he buys o*******, I hope he falls into a wood chipper.
9
Daz_DidgeMar 29, 2026
+3
Entertainment for the Mars trip and training data for s*** ai.
3
Eternal_BagelMar 29, 2026
+3
Given the way he forces Twitter employees to promote his content to be more visible than anyone else’s on the platform… I would be concerned about what any subscribers are going to have forced on them by the worlds most insecure rich man
3
Drastic_ConclusionsMar 30, 2026
+3
AI training data and blackmail information. It's worth a ton just for the data.
3
kemicalkontactMar 30, 2026
+3
Rename it XXX
3
I_might_be_weaselMar 29, 2026
+7
I'm quite curious how he will manage to turn a p*** site into far right propaganda.
7
Brocky70Mar 30, 2026
+3
I mean, at the risk of sounding pretentious, a lot of modern p*** is already popular among the far right crowd:
1. A lot of women being relatively young, and the scenes with older women often feature them being absurdly forward in a "male fantasy way"
2. A lot of role plays with the power dynamic that favors the male: (school girls, cheerleaders etc..)
3. Performers of color very rarely perform with other people of color, reinforcing the fetishizing of mixed race relationships... etc...
Obviously you could say this about society in general, but it's not a coincidence that p*** consumption varies so much by state
3
HippyWizardryMar 29, 2026
+7
Edgelord gooner doing edgelord gooner things.
7
AlwaysDTFmyselfMar 29, 2026
+6
Incels gonna incel.
6
Lord_XenuMar 29, 2026
+4
I couldn't give a rashers what that shitcunt does.
4
MaximumAd9779Mar 29, 2026
+2
There’s so many copycat sites at this point I don’t see the point in buying it. Twitter - I saw the appeal.
2
Hamza_stanMar 29, 2026
+3
He's just gonna ruin the brand. Like Twitter all over again. Probably will purchase the xxx . Com domain too
3
EuphoricCrashOutMar 29, 2026
+2
He just wants to buy it so he can see everyone's lewd pictures in the backend and then probably traffic children/women since there's a new market for it that he's probably looking to get into.
2
AnalogWalrusMar 29, 2026
+2
Why can’t be buy ticketmaster instead
2
Rok-SFGMar 29, 2026
+2
Every one on only fans is way to old to interest him.
So it's just its just about data harvesting,invasion of privacy , and blackmail.
2
babyphoMar 29, 2026
+2
He wanted twitter to control discourse and have access to DMs. Now he wants only fans to have access to n**** + user info for blackmail. Im not surprised.
2
Neither-Green-8201Mar 29, 2026
+2
Why is that fucktard not on Mars yet?
2
5kyl3rMar 30, 2026
+2
given his involvement in talking shit on Ukraine and him helping russia with starlink, i doubt o******* would sell to elon given the fact that OF is a Ukrainian company
2
ezekiellakeMar 30, 2026
+2
He has experience running successful businesses into the ground, so if you like or use OF it’s a bad thing. If own or operate a competitor to OF and have been struggling to break through, or would like to set up a competing service, you’re probably low key excited.
2
darksoft125Mar 30, 2026
+2
He probably wants the content from the site for AI training.
2
frankenmeisterMar 30, 2026
+2
Read that quick and thought Elon wanted to buy orphans. First thought, what the f*** is he up to now?
2
Cautious-Witness-745Mar 30, 2026
+2
I think Elon needs to lay off the special k.
2
imaginedaydreamMar 30, 2026
+2
Will it turn into X? Or the next OnlyFarms ?
2
bigloser42Mar 30, 2026
+2
If I was the owner of o******* and Elon wants to buy it to shut it down I'm taking the deal and using it to create a carbon copy of the website called fansonly and running it all back.
2
vayaconeldiabloMar 30, 2026
+2
Elon is a d*****
2
Griffdude13Mar 30, 2026
+2
It’d be the first time adding X’s to the title would actually make sense
2
Scared_Standard4052Mar 30, 2026
+2
He could run a channel with videos of his deformed p****.
2
CaveDancesMar 30, 2026
+2
In 2026 Elon should be imprisoned for fraud, theft, and election interference.
2
OcularAwlMar 30, 2026
+2
He could f*** up a wet dream
2
Xerxes897Mar 30, 2026
+2
He wants X to be the everything app. And apparently when he says everything he means evvverything
2
Careless_HellscapeMar 30, 2026
+2
Same thing I always think about Elon Musk. Stupid idea from a stupid, shitty guy.
2
SnackeyG1Mar 30, 2026
+2
I don’t understand why OF is so hated on. If people want to make money that way, what’s the problem?
2
paranoid_70Mar 30, 2026
+2
I have no thoughts. I really don't care one f****** bit.
2
eckzieMar 30, 2026
+2
He probably did the math and realized it would be cheaper to buy only fans than maintain his subscriptions.
2
Fast_Eddy7572Mar 30, 2026
+2
Lonely Fans
2
mr_lab_ratMar 30, 2026
+2
I think he misunderstood when we said we would pay to see if he would just go f*** himself.
2
CODMAN627Mar 30, 2026
+2
He’s gonna tank the site somehow, shit his mere presence alone could cause an exodus
2
RandommaggyMar 30, 2026
+2
Given his moral compass I'm expecting him to buy it and use it's data for blackmail down the line.
2
AverellCZMar 30, 2026
+2
He's trying to hide his purchase history
2
EnoxizMar 30, 2026
+2
He is probably done managing all his subscriptions easier to just buy the lot
2
mother_a_godMar 30, 2026
+2
If his intention is to buy it to shut it down, it's stupid. A copycat site would replace it in days, so nothing would be achieved, except money spent by him. Makes no sense.
2
johntwoodsMar 30, 2026
+2
Elon Musk is so f****** boring.
And this is coming from *me*, a profoundly dull creature.
2
Imaginary-Let3566Mar 30, 2026
+2
He'd rename it to X Premium Plus and somehow make it worse for both creators and subscribers simultaneously.
2
Solvely_Mar 29, 2026
+5
Don’t care, there’s a shit ton of p*** on x anyway
5
DAM5150Mar 29, 2026
+2
Is this one of those "at this point you may as well buy the company" things cause he's tired of all the fees?
2
Filmexec21Mar 29, 2026
+2
Elon, the richest person in the world, is stuck in the high school mentality, as he is desperate to hang out with the cool group, but none of them want anything to do with him.
2
beefstewforyouMar 29, 2026
+1
https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=MOyXt_c9Bk4XqCyn
1
spookydookieMar 29, 2026
+1
That I should build an OF clone so I can get all the business of people who don’t want their data given to the DOJ and Palantir.
1
FluffyInstinctsMar 29, 2026
+1
Elon isn't a total idiot, but he isn't stable enough to own that without abusing the power it'd give him over specific people.
1
raindroMar 29, 2026
+1
it should be run as a government service. the revenue can pay for education or parks
1
rhunter99Mar 29, 2026
+1
I honestly can’t tell if this is real, or a hypothetical
1
AccomplishedFerret70Mar 29, 2026
+1
Elon says lots of things that aren’t true
1
rocketsneakerMar 29, 2026
+1
He'll probably add some stupid features to the detriment of the site, and he'll do it because he thinks he's the "dankest memer".
There will also be a lor.mkre ID verification added to the site probably.
1
Im_TalkingMar 29, 2026
+1
A digital Epstein Island.
1
skeetgw2Mar 29, 2026
+1
Dude wants the data and the algorithms for grok to make p***. Writes itself.
1
njsullyalexMar 29, 2026
+1
This timeline is killing my braincells
1
spiritplumberMar 29, 2026
+1
i would like to put it to a vote that we just eat him
1
GMNestorMar 29, 2026
+1
He's gonna teach grok on the countless streams and then generate new models in real time.
1
SaltyBigBoiMar 29, 2026
+1
It makes sense. Seems like Elon really likes exploiting young girls who don’t know any better
1
raipMar 29, 2026
+1
Oh great, more training data for Grok.
1
PickingANameTookAgesMar 29, 2026
+1
Couldn't give a shit...
I'm more perplexed by the fact that the mother of one of his siblings is his step sister and nobody ever seems to ask him how he feels about the fact that his father married a woman and later impregnated her daughter, a.k.a his stepdaughter.
Maybe one for r/weird?!
1
MorrowDiscaMar 29, 2026
+1
For wankers, by wankers.
1
elkab0ngMar 29, 2026
+1
I’m really not interested in paying for his gender-affirming and hair-affirming care.
Weirdo.
1
ThoesjeMar 29, 2026
+1
I prefer him gooning to grown adult woman, in contrast to him abusing kids on Epstein’s Island.
1
elysiansaurusMar 29, 2026
+1
I think it's a private British company and the owner has no reason to sell.
1
Princess_BeardMar 29, 2026
+1
How about just an across-the-board "F*** Off" to whatever ideas he's having
1
Lord_ValMar 29, 2026
+1
He wasnt cool enough to make it on Epstiens island, despite begging. So he'll just make Elons Island.
1
Defiant_Regular3738Mar 29, 2026
+1
He’s probably a top buyer already. Plus he has access to this kind of stuff already he owns X
1
prince-pauperMar 29, 2026
+1
Nothing surprises me anymore man.
1
joesighughMar 29, 2026
+1
He wants to use it to train his Grok systems to ultimately create content without humans involved. He's a ghoul.
1
BaronNeutronMar 29, 2026
+1
I think we should stop talking about him and stop giving him money.
1
GoopInThisBowlIsVileMar 29, 2026
+1
He’s about to have a whole slew of new baby mommas.
My next assumption is that we’ll have the Elon Files to look forward to.
1
CadeMan011Mar 29, 2026
+1
If he does, fansly will get way more valuable afterward
1
Trimax42Mar 29, 2026
+1
Rich man who got there by lying and exploiting others wants to buy a platform primarily used by people exploiting others who are often lying aswell? Seems like a match made in heaven (or hell)
1
Excellent-Finger-254Mar 29, 2026
+1
He'll probably use it to train grock to make ai p***
1
Bricktop72Mar 29, 2026
+1
I'll immediately start a replacement site. To attract talent I'll include a profit sharing plan in the case a buy out exceeds a set amount.
1
Bizprof51Mar 29, 2026
+1
Perfect bc he is a prick and a c*nt.
1
IpuncholdpeopleMar 29, 2026
+1
Personally I don't care if he ruins another site I don't use, but I also don't want him to get what he wants so I'm opposed to it lol
1
villingsMar 29, 2026
+1
looking for ways to set up his own epstein island
1
Loki-LMar 29, 2026
+1
He is going to ruin it.
1
HardKaseMar 29, 2026
+1
He's a man, he can wank how he wants
1
BlackBabyJeebusMar 29, 2026
+1
Musk has not shown interest in buying O*******, and if you think he has, I regret to inform you that you're bad at spotting satire.
1
DataCassetteMar 29, 2026
+1
His goal was to buy O******* to "shut it down" which doesn't really make any sense. As long as something like O******* is legally allowed, a competitor would be up and running in a few days. It's not like what he did with Twitter where he kept it running, he's actually just talking about shuttering it.
Granted, I'm sure he can afford it but it's literally just lighting money on fire, making the people who own O******* money and letting someone else open a similar platform in a short period of time.
1
YermuckerMar 29, 2026
+1
It's bollocks. Was posted on a parody account
1
Zanian19Mar 29, 2026
+1
Makes sense. Bought Twitter because people kept saying mean things to him. Buying O******* because women find him disgusting.
And I'm sure it'll go just as well as the last purchase.
1
ZemeraxMar 29, 2026
+1
Honestly never understood why Twitter didn't copy.
It's used as the OF advertising platform for so many why not just have a paid profile space for lewds.
1
RememberThinkDreamMar 29, 2026
+1
I think it's actually a good idea as everyone hates him, especially women, maybe they will stop being prostitutes.
1
phejsterMar 29, 2026
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So he can feed the content to Grok and make the best Nazi P*** maker ever
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LowResGamrMar 29, 2026
+1
He'd lead to it being the most out and out child p*** site.
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unimportantinfodumpMar 29, 2026
+1
As long as he only buys the things I don't use.
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stoneman9284Mar 29, 2026
+1
Couldn’t possibly care less
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BattelalonMar 29, 2026
+1
He's not going to do it. He's just trying to virtue signall to his alt-right fanbase.
Buying o******* and closing it down would do nothing except make it's competitors such as Fansly become the dominant company with all the content crwators flocking there.
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RetroBernerMar 29, 2026
+1
I guarantee he just wants free access to all the data SMH
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TheMericanIdiotMar 29, 2026
+1
He’s got too much money. We need to tax him 99%. Knock him down to 1billion
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asian_chihuahuaMar 29, 2026
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I'm pretty certain he bought Twitter to not only swing it to the far right, but also so he could read private DMs of accounts.
If he buys O*******, he'll have full access to not only all the content, but also all private communication, both from content creators and also their patrons. Probably some political dirt her can find there, especially looking at payment credit card info.
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NICO_G27Mar 29, 2026
+1
Par for the course. Nothing new to see there.
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JamesLikesItMar 29, 2026
+1
I'm out of the loop and thought this was a joke lol. Why does Elon want to buy OF and why (according to comments here) does he seem to want to shut it down?
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blenz15Mar 29, 2026
+1
He’s going to call it XXX
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ShadowValentMar 29, 2026
+1
He wouldn’t. There are too many alternatives.
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TomNiknodMar 29, 2026
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If he buys it and shuts it down, there will be an "O******* 2" within a week.
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Codee101884Mar 29, 2026
+1
I’m tired.
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krism142Mar 29, 2026
+1
All the people talking about it getting shut down clearly have not heard of the alternatives that already exist....
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BeautifulOnion8177Mar 29, 2026
+1
It’d be called xxx
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nifedericoMar 29, 2026
+1
Subscriptions just like Twi---I mean, X. Ads everywhere.
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RockMover12Mar 29, 2026
+1
At least naming it “X”-something would finally make sense.
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