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KalutikaKink Mar 28, 2026 +136

Redact his name with a black sharpie.

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Aggravating-Pear4222 Mar 28, 2026 +27

That or exactly recreate the young “woman”’s shape he drew where his name is the pubic hair. Bonus points if you can get yourself sued by the federal or state government because your drawing clearly depicts and n*** minor. Though that’d be quite the personal loss. Not sure if it would make a difference.

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Due_Student_9822 Mar 28, 2026 +10

Get a stamp made…

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CreaminFreeman Mar 28, 2026 +3

Where do I invest in stamps?!?

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canceroustattoo Mar 29, 2026 +3

Post office. What do you mean they’re different things?

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CreaminFreeman Mar 29, 2026 +3

Hahaha, I meant more like rubber stamps, but damn you got my ass!

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canceroustattoo Mar 29, 2026 +3

My dumbass was admittedly a little confused at first, but I got it fairly quickly. But I still couldn’t help it and I made the joke.

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Not_software1337 Mar 29, 2026 +2

Wheresgeorge.com

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LilDigaKnow Mar 29, 2026 +1

Stamp makers are ready for this

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Upstairs-Region-7177 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Oh this one good 🤌

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conglomitall Mar 29, 2026 +3

or cut that cancer out completely with an exacto knife, a stack of signatory defiled currency, and a little free time.. the vivisected bills wont be noticed right away.. until they pass through a few hands and they eventually hit the atm system where they will be flayed and shredded and then need to be replaced with another soon to be "fixed" bill.. yeah it's a dream, (remember "obey" and "killroy"? remember they were everywhere?) yeah i know i know, but it's my dream dammit.. and it's something to build on, right? at least there's that, right? ..oh why.. whywhywhy..snif

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LayneCobain95 Mar 28, 2026 +3

-There’s no evidence it was you, it’s just how you were handed the dollar

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Cake_And_Pi Mar 28, 2026 +2

It’s still wet.

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Msdamgoode Mar 28, 2026 +72

Yeah, also gonna cost the country a shit ton of money on changing how the bills are printed, because it’s an incredibly elaborate and complex process that requires exact precision and extensive security... But apparently that and the ballroom are top priorities for this a******.

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TrickySnicky Mar 28, 2026 +11

Yeah but we totally had to get rid of the penny so we could spend even more

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ApeSauce2G Mar 29, 2026 +1

Penny thing is bullshit .. Pennie’s are still everywhere

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HoBamaMo Mar 28, 2026 +9

The "Ballroom". You mean Data Center

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Digester Mar 28, 2026 +1

Where else do you get expect the next praisident to reside, but the White House.

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1of3musketeers Mar 29, 2026 +3

He has no economic plan to fund any of his changes and people applaud him for it. It’s unbelievable that maga never questioned that part of it.

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Adultery Mar 29, 2026 +2

They printed trillions of dollars out of thin air during COVID, gave it to their business buddies and other chuds who wanted to grift the system, and I don’t think most or any of it was paid back. Buckle up.

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Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld Mar 28, 2026 +25

Small hands Stupid plans Gotta a poopie diaper in his pants

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BigBeeOhBee Mar 29, 2026 +3

Eduard Delacroix: "Wetmore... That sounds like a good name for you. Trump do a little dance. Listen to him squishing in his pant"

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_chubby-puppy_ Mar 28, 2026 +66

Jack White is a national treasure

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canceroustattoo Mar 29, 2026 +11

Whenever people reply to these with “who,” I respond by saying I feel bad that they haven’t been invited to any sporting events in over twenty years.

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Bizarrebazaars Mar 29, 2026 +8

Even so, imagine only knowing Jack White/The White Stripes as that sports chant band…

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canceroustattoo Mar 29, 2026 +1

Honestly I wouldn’t be too hard on someone for that. I once saw a video of a soccer stadium in Brazil where like 80 thousand people were singing that riff. I doubt all of them knew where it came from.

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benema1 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Icky trump

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MuricanPoxyCliff Mar 28, 2026 +14

Truth bomb goes boom He's literally gonna turn dollars into Trump collectibles. I'll bet in his diseased mind he will or does already believe he will thereby own all the money that has his signature. "America, true patriots have turned in millions of their fake money for real money, MAGAbucks, some people like to call them. I like that, it's fine TrumpBucks is a great name. Oh! Did I just say "Trumpbucks"? Oh my silly me I meant MAGAbucks but Trumpbucks sound pretty good now that you think about it... And from there it's "only currency with Trump's signature accepted here" which is just a step or two away from Dear Leader currency only.

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1of3musketeers Mar 29, 2026 +3

It reminds me of when I was young and went to some sort of church of Christ that preached we would have to mark of the devil on everything and it would be used to pay for things. I thought it was fiction but man this is creepy and shouldn’t match that conservative Christian preaching from 45 years ago so closely. Or any of the dystopian fiction. I feel like we are heading for Soylent green territory soon.

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schrod Mar 28, 2026 +10

Signing dollars is Trump's plan to fix the economy. He can truthfully say "but all those financial bills I signed..."

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1FabulousBilly Mar 28, 2026 +8

Ruh Roh ... now TrumPedo will have to order Lara and Kid cRock to take over all music companies and fire everyone who hasn't or won't sign a loyalty pledge.

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TrickySnicky Mar 28, 2026 +6

Everything he said is objectively true

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DreamLunatik Mar 28, 2026 +5

Trump about to get the Catch Hell Blues.

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MantisShrimpUpTop Mar 28, 2026 +3

I know it.

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_Exotic_Booger Mar 29, 2026 +1

If you're gettin' tricky, lyin' to yourself/ You're gonna catch hell/ And if you're testin' God, lyin' to his face/ You're gonna catch hell/ Come on/

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idc2011 Mar 28, 2026 +4

I'm sure he wanted his picture on the bill, but his advisers were able to convince him to do only the signature right now and the picture later.

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conglomitall Mar 28, 2026 +3

actually it's against the law to have the picture of a living person on us currency.. trump already tried, and was summarily informed: "no" was the answer. it's known as the thayer amendment, and it's written into the us constitution.

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idc2011 Mar 28, 2026 +4

Like laws matter to him

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conglomitall Mar 29, 2026 +3

they dont, but you dont see him stomping on the constitution as much these days.. i also dont think his supreme court stacking helped him nazify the "stupid" states as much as he had hoped.. they are still stupid, but at least theyve pulled back on allowing ice to arbitrarily murder and/or arrest and/or deport anyone displaying epidermal real estate in the off-white to black-out end of the color spectrum..

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Ok-Grapefruit1284 Mar 29, 2026 +3

What’s this constitution talk? I feel like I remember that from a long time ago. Were the laws people had to follow before dear loader took over?

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Alarmed_Drop7162 Mar 29, 2026 +5

Jack White Write America The Album Please

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uffda2calif Mar 28, 2026 +5

Any money printed now is worthless anyway, just like the big orange turd.

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Mrs_SmithG2W Mar 28, 2026 +4

F*** yeah. Call out these shallow husks of human souls. They embarrassing and should sent to the human soul equivalent of timeout to think about what they have done. Our only priority here on earth is to love and help others. That’s it. 💪🏼🌍🖖🏼💗

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DidYouSeeBriansHat Mar 28, 2026 +8

I’m so glad Jack White’s wife finally got him a phone.

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DirtyHamHole Mar 28, 2026 +3

I'm selling my plasma too : (

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monkeybawz Mar 28, 2026 +3

It's fine. They are going to give him a crayon and have him sign them one by one.

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conglomitall Mar 29, 2026 +3

im curious to know who among us would be stupid enough to accept an iou on a hundred dollar "loan" to trump? isnt that what going off the gold standard means? it's an iou right? with the most chronically bankrupt skinflint grifter's autograph right there on the front of it? "debts public and private".. shit if d trump's spastic scribble is on it you know the debts, the vig, and the long/short money isnt private.. and all his debts get paid by us, the public.. and still he steals relentlessly.. how did this happen?

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Appropriate-Cat-7623 Mar 29, 2026 +3

Thanks for speaking out Jack.

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parker1019 Mar 28, 2026 +2

The truth hurts

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Reasonable_Ask_2869 Mar 28, 2026 +2

I honestly never thought it was possible to feel bad for the TSA, but Republicans did that for me.

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joomachina0 Mar 29, 2026 +2

I really need a pissed off Anti-Trump from him

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jsgraphitti Mar 29, 2026 +2

A seven nation army couldn’t hold him back.

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dat_oracle Mar 29, 2026 +2

NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK

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vision506 Mar 29, 2026 +2

He right though

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FleshyCarbonThing Mar 29, 2026 +2

Would Jack White make a good politician? I love his attitude

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waynerdy Mar 29, 2026 +2

Yet his delusional ignorant followers will love anything he says and does, including sending more Americans to war.

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middleamerican67 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Jack White is a national treasure.

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GC_Man Mar 28, 2026 +4

It’s weird to feel any kind of empathy for TSA agents though. Their job is to racially profile people, terrorise non-white flyers, plus they cost a ton of money and are proven to not make flying safer.

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TrickySnicky Mar 28, 2026 +5

Ok now do ICE and the military

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RealOldies Mar 28, 2026 +2

They are not trained in those techniques. ICE is lucky to have 50 days of training.

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Curious_Party_4683 Mar 28, 2026 +1

No doubt con man Dump's face will be on all bills within 1 year Nobody has the balls to say no to him so why not put his name and face everywhere.

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haljordan68 Mar 28, 2026 +1

How is it mocking when every statement is a fact?

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SnooGadgets9669 Mar 28, 2026 +1

On the plus side this is a great time to buy sharpie stock given how many people are gonna be crossing his name and we’re about to go through a lot of ink, ladies and gentlemen

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drkTwrCnt Mar 28, 2026 +1

*disturbingly small hands.

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37853688544788 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Autopen working overtime.

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Zieprus_ Mar 28, 2026 +1

A great way to encourage a cashless society.

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weathernerd86 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Why don’t the airlines start paying for their own security

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railroad-dreams Mar 29, 2026 +1

People say entertainers should stay out of politics. I disagree. I feel I can connect with their music even more when I know they have decent values and don't just care about money and low taxes

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juicyunderware Mar 29, 2026 +1

Put Trumps face an a $3 bill.

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Any_Significance8838 Mar 28, 2026

Is Jack White th new Ja Rule

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StormMourn Mar 28, 2026 -1

Where is Ja?!

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MantisShrimpUpTop Mar 28, 2026 -1

And what does he think?

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Anxious-Celery7260 Mar 28, 2026 -2

Never heard of this dude but damn, that is a very fit last name! Never seen skin so pale

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grandcity Mar 28, 2026 +2

You’ve never heard of Jack White? Ever heard of a band called The White Stripes?

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Anxious-Celery7260 Mar 28, 2026 +1

i had to look it up, i only knew the one song hahah

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CarrotInABox_ Mar 29, 2026 +1

wait till you see jack black. mind will be blown. you'll probably need to google him.

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Anxious-Celery7260 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Lmfao I’m just not that familiar with pop culture and don’t follow celebrities. But I do know jack black from a couple of movies lol

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littlelordgenius Mar 29, 2026 +1

He stays inside writing bangers.

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Seeking-Something-3 Mar 28, 2026 -2

Nope. This is the old liberal way. RAGE

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Senior-bud Mar 28, 2026 +9

Donald trump is the one who should shut his trap.

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NativePlantEnjoyer Mar 28, 2026 +5

Sounds like you're anti-free-speech

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zehn78 Mar 28, 2026 -9

Celebrities should stay in their lane and stay out of politics…..

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CarrotInABox_ Mar 29, 2026 +3

we've been telling dementia-donny that for years now.

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thinkfurthur Mar 28, 2026 -9

Jack white is irrelevant, he’s just trying to make headlines nowadays

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grandcity Mar 28, 2026 +4

He’s still selling out shows around the world.

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CarrotInABox_ Mar 29, 2026 +2

[https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/199472/kid-rock-maga-festival-canceled?utm\_medium=Social&utm\_source=Facebook#Echobox=1774123916](https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/199472/kid-rock-maga-festival-canceled?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1774123916)

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wattspower Mar 28, 2026 -12

Good, I think TSA agent should be resourceful.

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Msdamgoode Mar 28, 2026 +8

And you’ve got no problem with the country spending enormous sums of money to make the changes necessary to get his name on the cash? Nothing better to spend it on?

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NativePlantEnjoyer Mar 28, 2026 +3

You're advocating for jobs to pay $0 an hour.

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TrickySnicky Mar 28, 2026 +3

We should be saying that to a military that spends a billion dollars a day too, then

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Jack White Mocks Trump’s Plan to Sign U.S. Currency: ‘Small Hands’ | "The TSA agents are selling plasma to pay rent while he takes the day off, cheats at golf, and bombs other countries for fun," White wrote.

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