JD Vance Says MAGA Has ‘Fewer Dorks’ Than 'Far Left' In Interview With YouTuber Who Calls Trump ‘Daddy’

We’re not even dorks. It’s complete projection. Healthy socialized people aren’t knee deep in 10 layers of irony or dogwhistling bigotry with their jokes or defending pedophilic politicians at great personal cost or planning for some apocalypse of Western civilization. That stuff is insanely f****** weird cult shit. They’ve become so detached from basic human norms that being decent is cringe to them now.

He is right though, that guy was a simp not a dork

Trump makes them wear matching shoes, they wear lifts and the couch f***** wears eyeliner.  The thing about dorks is they are typically smart and not vain

Oh no, they called us dorks...how shall we ever recover from this gravest of high school insults?

I love dorks. You ever heard a dork gush over something they love? It's endearing as all hell.

Weak men want kings. Weak men believe in hierarchy because they NEED structure and to be TOLD where their PLACE in the social hierarchy is. Even the "alphas" who strive to be at the top of the pyramid are still playing a loser's game. They NEED that pyramid, because they NEED approval and legitimacy. Society has to continue to suffer because so many weak men have daddy issues.

Yeah MAGA aren't dorks. They're f****** losers with nothing else going for them. Malicious, spiteful deplorables.

Came here to say just this, also MAGA is a clownfest full of bootlicking sheeple.

They're so f****** weird

Lets be real. What JD said is more projection. MAGA is all dorks.

Don't forget incels, maga has plenty of those

while i agree with the sentiment, it must be said that jd vance and his ilk are, in fact, the biggest f****** dorks on the planet. just unbelievably uncool. and they know it. otherwise they wouldn't act the way they do. the right is nerds all the way down.

They only recently let JD Vance out from under the couch to do a media blitz because they were tired of him f****** up. See what I did there?

Tbh MAGA are full of dorks who can't get laid, so they're angry at the world

Better a ~~pig~~ dork than a Nazi!

Does he just forget what he looks like without the beard? 

Funny because Rogan voted for and campaigned for Trump. Wtf does the left have to do with their infighting?

A hit dog hollers.

Trump just said yesterday that he likes being surrounded by losers

once again proving the tim walz "weird" angle was highly successful before they forced him to stop in the name of liberal centrism

Vance should shave.

They also took it personally when Tim Walz called them weird.

Possibly trying on “Daddy’s shoes” since he wants to replace him someday and realizes MAGA will eat him alive if he can’t play the part.

I hate this timeline. I can't tell if this is a real quote or satire.

I can’t believe this is reality and not from Veep

I love how he advertises how pathetically insecure he is without even realizing it.

Accidentally self aware Trump is the best Trump.

What successes?

Pretty sure Rogan recently called MAGA dorks and his only comeback is essentially: “no u”. They suck at everything.

Pretty sure his legal name is Justa Dork Vance

It’s Jance Dance Vance, show some respect.

I thought it was a nickname for his sexual predilections. JD Just Davenports Vance.

Junior Dork. He hasn’t achieved Senior Dork status yet.

It’s actually Jorkin Depenits Vance

It’s worse. He literally made up the JD initials because he thought it was cool. He is not just a dork, he is a super vain dork.

Anyone to the left of republicans is a radical leftist. They need to ignore the fact that the broad majority of the Democratic Party is center right at best on a world scale.  Bernie sanders is a centrist if not center left in any other developed country. 

It’s anyone who doesn’t vote republican. They are gaslighting.

They have constantly called people who simply speak out against Donald Trump as the "far left". It's that simple. That's where they draw the line themselves.

The only far left he knows is the far left end of the couch that’s clapped out.

For real. The Overton window is somewhere right of the twilight zone.

>*WHO in the US is advocating for expropriation of the bourgeoisie? Nationalization of industry? Nazi-hunting brigades?* I want all of those.

I could stand to hear a little more. I think many others could be pushed to stuff like nationalizing industry, but indeed there are more or less zero politicians in the country espousing even legitimately (outside the US) center-left positions.

"I wish I was the monster you think I am."

I dunno, man. Nazi hunting brigades sound legit.

They’re with those horrible women I kept hearing about who have had 15 abortions and who are the reason we supported ending Roe v Wade and who are also a myth that never existed.

Some trans people who responded to them on 4chan once a decade ago that they never got the better of. I'm being serious. This is all a very petty matchup

They're all dorks. I've been calling maga dorks for years. There isn't a single person in this administration that isn't a complete and utter dork. JD the hillbilly poser, a dork. Kash, no words needed because he's just obviously a dork. The lawyer chick Trump sycophant that knows Trump is a child sex pest, a vile dork. Lip filler lady whose only job is to lie for trump, a massive dork. The little weird Nazi weasel guy, a dork. The other Nazi ICE leader with his stupid Nazi coat that made him look even more diminutive than he already is; inarguably a dork. Kegsbreath? The man, almost definitely, has a mirror in his bedroom that he routinely points finger guns at. A dork. And then the folks that used to be in his circle. Roger Stone, a microhulk dork. Rudy Four Seasons hair dye dripping Guiliani, probably only third to Kash and Elon on the dork meter. The born again grifter My Pillow Guy with the cross necklace and southern baptist facial hair, just a giant dork through and through. Sean Spicer, the mooch, Hickaby-Sanders etc etc etc you name it and they are a dork. Look at all the time Trump managed to stomach having Elon Musk in his orbit. Elon is like the king of dorks. The fact that he is disgustingly rich and still had to dorkingly beg Epstein to go to his island is just supreme evil dorkness. Trump is a deep gravity well of dork. The dorks get pulled in and orbit until they hit the event horizon and disappear forever.

And “weird and creepy as hell” -Tim Walz

For a party that claims to hate "identity politics", they sure do like to label people. I wonder of the "facts over feelings" crowd recognizes the irony of this entire administration.

Uncle Joe is the closest we got.

If I was a professional dom and a client came to me and acted the way Trump voters do, the first thing I would do is look around for the camera. I would assume they're planning a YouTube video titled **I went to a PROFESSIONAL DOM and acted TOO submissive…what happened next will SHOCK you [LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE]** The word cuck is wholly insufficient to describe the level of pathetic and mind-bending shamelessness of their devotion to a man that displays such transparent contempt for them. It's like there was some kind of evolutionary accident and the capacity for shame and empathy have disappeared, at a literal hardware wiring level, from their brains.

Remember when misspelling potato would ruin a career?