He's really going to divorce his wife to marry Charlie Kirk's widow.
525
ep29Mar 23, 2026
+305
The line here is so easy to see.
* Usha gets "tragically deported" by ICE.
* JD is "grieving" the loss of his children's mother.
* Erikkka is there to "console him".
* He runs in 28 with her behind him on a "Never Again" narrative ticket.
305
JojenCopyPasteMar 23, 2026
+190
Are you one of the writers this season?
190
Eighth_EveMar 23, 2026
+102
We are reddit. We train the AI. We are all writing the seasons whether you like it or not.
102
B0b_HowardMar 23, 2026
+39
I hate you for how true this is!!!
👊
39
Eighth_EveMar 23, 2026
+12
Yeah, i wish i could get everyone to post omly their hopes, not their fears!
12
winterbirdMar 24, 2026
+1
Winterbird wins the powerball, and something good also happens to almost everyone else. We still have dating issues and mosquitoes still exist, because the perfect matrix is not believable.
1
MomikMar 24, 2026
+1
Hmm. So Season 2027 gonna be real nuts with all that socialism and basic rule of law huh 👀
1
Lazy_Resolve_9747Mar 24, 2026
+1
Isaac Asimov says hello
1
ep29Mar 23, 2026
+22
I did punch up on the Texas senate election, but wasn't credited
22
MA2_RobinsonMar 24, 2026
+1
Naw, JD keeping his kids? With this widow? Doubt
1
physedkaMar 23, 2026
+44
Do you think he changes his name to J.D. Kirk?
44
ep29Mar 23, 2026
+22
I think he changes it to Jerkin' the Kirkin'
22
MommyLovesPot8toesMar 23, 2026
+2
I will never again get that out of my mind. Thanks a lot bud.
2
DadJokeBadJokeMar 23, 2026
+1
Also the name of Donald's double-dong dance.
1
MomikMar 24, 2026
+1
JD Kirk stars in an all-new *That’s My Kirkin’!*
1
MalHeartsNutmegMar 24, 2026
+1
Jerkin D Kirkin’ was right there.
1
KOOCINGMar 24, 2026
+1
Nah mate. Just Jade.
1
RadicalOrganizerMar 23, 2026
+14
The trump cinematic universe is so day time TV
14
IAMA_Shark__AMAMar 24, 2026
+1
Usha was born in San Diego.
I think they just divorce, and in exchange for a nice settlement, she agrees to take the blame somehow.
1
LingonberryHot8521Mar 23, 2026
+5
"tragically deported" ?
I've always thought something even more tragic is coming her way.
5
ValkyrXMar 23, 2026
+3
Can we get a red wedding on this season too?
3
WeAreFailingMar 24, 2026
+1
it'll be a religion compatibility excuse. he's already gone there.
1
SpankBankManagerMar 24, 2026
+1
They run as the first husband/wife ticket. Then she has him assassinated, and she becomes the first female president.
1
NatalieVonCatteMar 24, 2026
+1
If I were Usha Vance I’d grab the whole family and run.
1
TheJonasVentureMar 24, 2026
+1
Is the "Never Again", "will we allow interracial marriage", or just never let brown people into the country? Cause I can't imagine it would be "split up a family", or "needlessly deport someone".
1
Ok-disaster2022Mar 23, 2026
+29
Nope. My fear is his wife dies in childbirth or someone assassinates her and uses the delivery as a coverup. let me be clear I do not wish any harm in her or her kids.
I suspect then he may get a uptick in approval especially if Pedo Trump croaks around the same time and he has to "set aside his grief" to see to the nation.
Marrying Kirk's handler/widow comes either in the lead up to 2028 or afterward, depending on polling numbers.
And no matter how much Vance is disliked, he has large value supporters. He's basically a tech bro puppet. And Epstein really got them riled up against black people.
29
SolarBoyDjangoMar 23, 2026
+8
If he does that, he'll be more unpopular than ever.
8
shadowdra126Mar 23, 2026
+9
His pregnant wife?
9
Due_Bluebird3562Mar 23, 2026
+11
Erica Kirk is pregnant?
11
FreedomBreadMar 23, 2026
+9
Gregnant?
9
GreenLost5304Mar 23, 2026
+5
Pregante?
5
turdferguson3891Mar 24, 2026
+1
I have nipples Greg
1
Chemical-Fault-7331Mar 23, 2026
+5
Family values
5
Richard_SauceMar 23, 2026
+3
Won't help. Half of MAGA hates her as well.
3
FluidFisherman6843Mar 24, 2026
+1
Dude get it straight. The last 100 days have shown Erika wasn't Charlie's wife. Charlie was erika's husband
1
CrotasScrota84Mar 24, 2026
+1
She just had a baby I don’t think that would go over well
1
ro536udMar 24, 2026
+1
Have they made this a bet oh kashi yet?
1
babihaMar 24, 2026
+1
Are we sure he has affectations for CK’s wife and is not heartbroken for CK himself?
1
Donuts__For__AllMar 24, 2026
+1
What about the sofa? 😢
1
aflyingsquanchMar 23, 2026
+271
That poor couch is gonna get it tonight.
271
mercurius420Mar 23, 2026
+56
To shreds you say...
56
PhillyPhrenetic502Mar 23, 2026
+9
And the love seat?
9
No_Equivalent_8588Mar 23, 2026
+8
To shreds you say…
8
Altruistic-Coyote868Mar 24, 2026
+1
And the sectional?
1
DeekALeekMar 23, 2026
+2
Those cushions are getting fluffed for sure…
2
kev11nMar 23, 2026
+17
"look what you made me do!"
17
strahnarifficMar 23, 2026
+9
I don't understand why anyone thinks the couch is the bottom. Vance is clearly a brat.
9
Autumn_RidgeMar 24, 2026
+1
A brat who is into socks
https://whatstrending.com/tiktok-users-claims-he-went-on-a-date-with-j-d-vance-back-in-2001-at-applebees-serial-killer-vibes/
1
DadJokeBadJokeMar 23, 2026
+5
It's not fair that the couch has to suffer the repercushions of his actions.
5
turdferguson3891Mar 24, 2026
+1
Let's just hope the cushions aren't made of memory foam.
1
BeautifulBug8996Mar 23, 2026
+2
I'm not American and it's not the first time I see that man associated with couches. Is it sexual ? Thanks !
2
strahnarifficMar 23, 2026
+17
Yeah. It was a twitter joke that a lot of people fell for, and then even more went "You know, even if it's not true he seems like a couch f*****."
https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/jd-vance-couch-cushion-story-hoax
17
Desperate-Till-9228Mar 23, 2026
+6
Sometimes you just know.
6
MiddleAgedSpongerMar 23, 2026
+8
I'm not sure American is ready to elect a Homosectional.
8
Dapper-Negotiation59Mar 24, 2026
+1
Yes he is known to smear lube on his little beard and "brush" the lube in between couch cushions, he then encourages the couch to make him "beg for it". Then he and the couch make love.
1
ViperliteMar 23, 2026
+1
Hate pounding.
1
Commercial-Fix-9916Mar 23, 2026
+66
Lol, this grifter can't even say a word against Orange Felon though he knows that Orange felon is destroying the chance of Republicans in 2028. Such a coward!
66
SAJ-13Mar 23, 2026
+159
He never had a chance in the first place. He is not likable... He is not smart, not that natter to MAGA.
159
TeutonJon78Mar 23, 2026
+67
And yet, he was elected Senator. Don't underestimate the benefits of having an unhinged billionaire Sugar Daddy.
67
ArrowsOfFateMar 23, 2026
+23
A guy now In control of the entire military ai system.
And at the core Jensen Huang is happy to help them build it for anybody with the money.
https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/nvidia-building-brain-palantir-may-143108938.html
23
Due_Bluebird3562Mar 23, 2026
+11
Being elected a Senator in Ohio does not equal having any appeal on a national level. The last time an Ohio politician had any motion beyond their state was decades ago. The reason is simple... Ohio is extremely different from almost any other state in the region. Mill culture is still a thing in Ohio.
11
TeutonJon78Mar 23, 2026
+10
Thiel got Vance the VP spot because he required it for his money in the elections. Trump didn't even know who he was.
Like Pence was picked to appease the Evangelicals, Vance was picked to appease the weirdo tech bro billionaires.
10
MommyLovesPot8toesMar 23, 2026
+3
He was elected in Ohio. He's a white Christian guy who wrote a book that no one read but which made him sound like a "guy you'd want to have a beer with" from the book jacket. All he had to do to get elected was to wear an Indians hat and eat a hot dog and he was in.
3
Shadd518Mar 24, 2026
+1
and make sure it's Indians, not Guardians! We don't accept the woke left changing our baseball!
1
tEnPoInTsMar 24, 2026
+1
The guy who got elected Senator was a pretty different guy who represented himself quite differently and rode a wave of sentiment he created with a book. Sentiment which was somewhat antithetical to what he's doing now.
Fetterman got elected to Senate too, you gonna tell me he has a bright future in Democratic politics?
1
TeutonJon78Mar 24, 2026
+1
Letterman wasn't and isn't backed by oligarchs.
Plus thr DNC isn't the GOP.
1
Infinite-Promotion75Mar 23, 2026
+9
Remeber when we all laughed when Trump ran the 1st time and he won and then we laughed the 3rd time he ran and he won. Never underestimate the stupidity of people.
9
IrrelevantLeprechaunMar 23, 2026
+13
Difference was Trump *always* had an oddly charismatic sway over right wing voters.
Vance has none of that. He can't even properly woo a leather couch.
13
turdferguson3891Mar 24, 2026
+1
Exactly. Trump has a certain kind of charisma. It's repulsive to many people but it REALLY works on the right demographic. I don't know what JD Vance has.
1
yankeefan0312Mar 24, 2026
+1
I hate Trump but he has charisma that was honed through decades of being in the limelight. A shitty pair of underwear have more charisma than Vance.
1
willismthompMar 23, 2026
+3
He only gotta there because Peter Thiels money same as trumps first term. Yes Peter thiel who talks about the anti christ publicly and deception at length with Jeffery Epstein. Jeffery Epstein who put 40 million on Peter Thiels palantir when they were starting, Epstein and the CIA were the two earliest investors.
3
TheCynicEpicureanMar 23, 2026
+5
>He is not smart
I wish people would stop this.
He may not be an intellectual, but you also don't just stumble in the position he's currently in. He was lucky in many points in his career, but he also knew which chances to take.
5
IrrelevantLeprechaunMar 23, 2026
+1
Doesn't matter. Nobody, and I mean *nobody* likes him. He has no chance at the oval office.
1
Eighth_EveMar 23, 2026
+4
If trump drops dead an JD fixes everything he will have the same chance Hillary had in 16. Competent but unlikable. And yeah, i think he is competent, even though i disagree with him. You don't get a full ride to Yale for being average.
4
graymuseMar 23, 2026
+2
JD could inherit the Iran war at any moment.
2
turdferguson3891Mar 24, 2026
+1
Yeah, he's not a dummy. He's just a charlatan. He grew up poor and made his way to Yale Law School on merit. Then he became Peter Thiel's blood boy.
1
USCanuckMar 23, 2026
+36
Listen, I don't want Vance to be President. I think he's a dingus of the highest order.
But hear me when I say this:
BETTING ODDS ON POLYMARKET ARE NOT PREDICTIVE OF ANYTHING. THEY MERELY REPRESENT THE PRICE SOMEONE IS WILLING TO PAY FOR A BET.
These headlines are lazy, dumb, and misleading.
36
GoodgandorfMar 23, 2026
+5
For real, at this point I just assume when an article is reporting based on a prediction market that they've been paid to do so.
5
OrangeTwitlerMar 23, 2026
+10
Great to see this morally bankrupt opportunistic couch f***** getting royally fucked. The scumbag's strategy centered around only one thing-- denigrating outgroups and fanning the flames of white fragility/"racial consciousness" among his core demographic of disaffected hillbillies.
10
Gold_Drummer_4077Mar 23, 2026
+3
MAGAts don't see a success, they see a hanger on because of what he said about trump before he became the Tattoo character of the orange felon's Fantasy White House Island. They actually thought trump was a success, but they only knew him from movies or TV. Little did they know, and they still don't want to know.
3
Eighth_EveMar 23, 2026
+11
25th amendment is his only chance, he wants to wait until next february, so that he can get 2 terms after, but he needs to seize power and make everything work out or he will never get 1.
11
johnnycyberpunkMar 24, 2026
+1
Exactly.
He just needs to get Susie Wiles and Stephen Miller on board and the rest will fall in line.
1
VMICoastieMar 23, 2026
+6
He has all the charisma of a wet fart.
6
PseudocaesarMar 23, 2026
+4
"whatever makes sense"
4
PerniciosiusMar 23, 2026
+13
I don’t think it matters. Trump has broken so many promises at this point, it’s honestly impressive anyone still thinks a Republican has a real shot.
13
starmartyrMar 23, 2026
+12
MAGA is still a cult. When good things happen they praise Trump, when bad things happen they blame Democrats.
12
notfeelanyMar 23, 2026
+5
You underestimate how easily the GOP can concoct a culture war boogeyman out of thin air, and GOP voters will eat it up. CRT, DEI, trans ppl, etc. Any minute now, there's a migrant caravan that's on the verge of crossing over the border.
Now I still think there's limits where the economy is so bad that it won't work. This leads to the election of Democrats, who will save the economy (&theyve done it twice now). Once the economy is saved, ppl will "remember" that they don't like gay/trans ppl/immigrants, and then vote for GOP again, thus continuing the cycle.
5
ViperliteMar 23, 2026
+1
Je can always fabricate some stories and denounce fact-checking.
1
zerosumratioMar 23, 2026
+1
You really live in a bubble. I agree with you on the broken promises, but you don’t understand how entrenched the GOP is in rural culture, in the ignorant and poorly educated, in the religious of all sorts, in the small businesses and managerial class, etc, etc… There are millions of people out there who would NEVER vote for anything other than a Republican. Trump is about the only exception to that: if he made his own Trump party, then yeah a good chunk of those people would vote for it over the GOP. That said, those millions of people would rather not vote at all, than vote for a Democrat. The best you can hope for is that they either sit out of the election completely (the most likely thing) OR they don’t vote for the President (unlikely, but sporadically possible). Seriously, the best you can hope for is that those millions of people either sit out in disillusionment or these voter ID suppression laws disenfranchise too many of their own voters to have GOP ballots count (and this is debatable if it will work)
1
asianmandanMar 23, 2026
+1
That's such a naive take
1
Lone_BuckMar 23, 2026
+7
I’m imagining college move out day when furniture is just left in the streets, and JD is picking up sofa’s like hookers.
7
RedtexMar 23, 2026
+5
So you're saying the only way he'll get it is to invoke the 25th?
5
JaislightMar 23, 2026
+4
No one wants a Garbage pail kid who grew up to be president.
4
GreenTrees797Mar 23, 2026
+3
JD Vance will never be anything but Trump’s presidential dingleberry
3
LingonberryHot8521Mar 23, 2026
+3
No wonder they're so desperate for the SAVE act to pass.
3
Raspberries-Are-EvilMar 23, 2026
+3
Here is my prediction.
Democrats win the house and senate in November.
After 2 months of Trump screaming and crying over "fraud" he will resign putting JD in charge and making Rubio VP.
JD will spend the next 2 years bitching about how Democrats are "blocking" everything and "investigating" everyone.
3
SnowboardSydMar 23, 2026
+7
Trump will NEVER resign and accept any kind of blame. The only way Trump leaves is either in a coffin or if JD Vance enacts the 25 th amendment claiming Trump is unfit for office.
7
xeonicusMar 23, 2026
+3
Whoever follows Trump is going to inherit a war with Iran, broken international relations with everyone in the world, a destroyed economy, a government in shambles that's incapable of operating and needs to be completely restarted. Forget pushing new policy. It's going to take decades to rebuild.
3
Raphiki415Mar 23, 2026
+3
Stop trying to make JD happen. It's *not* gonna happen.
3
Radiant-Month-1168Mar 24, 2026
+1
His chances were already 0%. Republicans hated him during his 1st term as senator and were going to primary him. So he bailed to work for trump as a yes man.
1
Healthy_Intention_92Mar 24, 2026
+1
The only reason he's VP is because Thiel, Musk and the rest of the Technocrats pressured Trump into giveling him the role... the thought being that if/when Trump can no longer serve, Vance gets an instant free pass to the presidency (and will be a complete puppet for them, without all the chaotic BS that comes with Trump.)
1
The_Shitty_AdmiralMar 23, 2026
+7
Didn't everyone say the same thing about Trump in 2016, and again in 2024? Never underestimated the stupidity of the average voter.
7
RobtachiMar 23, 2026
+3
Something that I understand people outside the US may not see is that, for millions of voters, Trump is 1 of 1. And even then, the pull of his "personality" wasn't enough to win 2/3 popular votes. Vance is not Trump. Nobody else is, to the millions of people who only showed up and started to care because of him.
I'm not saying people can relax for 2028. I'm not saying people can stop showing up. I'm just saying that JD Vance, or Rubio, or Cruz, or whatever the next cockroach is to crawl off this sinking shipwreck, will not ever be Trump to the people who, sadly, matter most in terms of swaying elections unexpectedly as they did in 2016/2024.
3
IWasOnThe18thHoleMar 23, 2026
+5
It's why the Dems need to focus on how it's no longer affordable to live as their platform. They can still be pro-immigrant, pro-LGBTQ, etc. but the majority if not almost all of their platform and focus needs to be on affordability. Do not give Republicans any kind of opening to distract from their own f*** ups.
5
bagjoeMar 23, 2026
+4
He can get his old job back at JC Penny! In a couple of years he could be floor manager!
4
kindamymooseMar 23, 2026
+2
Mike Pence had presidential ambitions and then he got himself involved with Trump. JD Vance strapped himself to a ticking time bomb operated by Stephen Miller.
2
LividTacosMar 23, 2026
+2
He's only becoming President if Trump unwillingly vacates the position.
2
LeftyMcliberalMar 23, 2026
+2
Not if he moves his cheeks on that whole 25th amendment thing…
2
Hot_Tadpole_6481Mar 23, 2026
+2
Ok, but we still have to assume he’s the guy in 28. Enough underestimating these people
2
plopgunMar 23, 2026
+2
That shooting star he hitched himself to turned out to be an albatross.
2
Constant_Flamingo828Mar 23, 2026
+2
It’s going to be a Tucker Carlson. The MAGA nuts are horny for him.
2
TheTelephoneMar 23, 2026
+2
They don't care about polls, they want to break the election system and never hold a real election again.
2
v8_roadsterMar 23, 2026
+2
The one teeny tiny silver lining of MAGA-ism is that it is so entirely based on a cult of personality revolving around one man. Trump is way too much of a narcissist to even consider the idea of a successor – he couldn’t care less about what happens after he dies or is no longer President. When Trump’s gone this movement will fragment fast. It won’t disappear but will hopefully weaken enough to make serious prosecutions a reality.
2
FluidFisherman6843Mar 23, 2026
+1
How is Erika taking the news?
1
grandcityMar 24, 2026
+1
Could you imagine if both parties ran women and it was like Erika Kirk versus AOC?
1
sabrinarocks3Mar 24, 2026
+1
I think if he stood up to Trump and went by the values he had before he got with Trump he wold have a good chance
He is a grifter and got on his knees though
1
Crammit-DeadfingerMar 24, 2026
+1
I can't wait to forget about this guy
1
PlappedudelMar 24, 2026
+1
It was always going to be Rubio. Vance has very little public profile anymore because he clearly disagrees with the Iran war. The only way he has a credible shot in 2028 is if he resigns as VP and goes scorched earth on MAGA. But he's way too much of a coward to do that.
1
El_ChilangisimoMar 24, 2026
+1
JD Vance will never be president. Someone do a remind me for November 2028
1
DeltaMx11Mar 24, 2026
+1
Yeah, because there's no chance Trump's leaving office, ever.
1
AllISeeAreGemsMar 24, 2026
+1
Not on his own two feet at least.
1
TragicallyDipMar 24, 2026
+1
Nobody likes this guy. Nobody. He’s a pompous, annoying prick
1
Efficient_Resist_287Mar 23, 2026
+5
Do not believe any of this.
First, JD Vance has never lost an election.
His moneyed patrons have deeper pockets than corporations and the means to influence all medias.
US electorate political amnesia is a real thing.
Nationalism/xenophobia/white grievances are serious pull more than economic issues.
5
niberungvalestiMar 23, 2026
+9
JD Vance doesn't have the rizz. He isn't respected. Everyone knows he's on Thiel's leash. If Trump turned on him tomorrow no one would come to bat for him.
9
timesuck47Mar 23, 2026
+3
+1 for using the word “rizz”.
3
Efficient_Resist_287Mar 23, 2026
JD Vance can absolutely become the next POTUS.
You cannot underestimate white grievances as an electoral pull.
0
FaultOutside2449Mar 23, 2026
+4
Vance has won exactly one election and was the worst performing republican in a state where every other statewide official won by double digits.
4
TheHomersapienMar 23, 2026
+2
For the first time in more than 10 years nobody is campaigning for president.
Democrats predictably are sitting on their asses, but Republicans had a plan, candidate, and campaigned every second of every day between 2015 and 2025. (I'm conveniently ignoring the campaign rallies that orange rapist has held, of course.)
2
LionoSnarfMar 23, 2026
+2
First off, f*** JD. Second, he doesn’t even want to be President. You can tell he wants off this ship and wishes he was irrelevant. Unfortunately for him this administration is so corrupt his job title makes him complicit. I could totally see JD being the one that throws all of them under the bus in his post GOP book tour they all do. “I have a conscience now, see everyone”
2
JohnKerry2028Mar 23, 2026
+6
If he doesn't want to be president, why did he leave his comfy Senate seat after serving only two years?
6
LionoSnarfMar 23, 2026
+1
Sorry I should have added this, I think he DID want to be president what I am saying is I don’t think he wants it anymore. I am sure he expected Trump to be removed which would give him an easy in. His entire presidency would be damage control and he is unliked by both sides meaning MAGA is not truly devoted to JD.
1
Due_Bluebird3562Mar 23, 2026
+1
Because Peter Thiel though an insane amount of cash his way. You can tell Vance is out of his element in Washington and I'm suprised Thiel didn't have the brains to actually check if his lackey could handle this job. Mind you the VP really doesn't do shit.
1
LA-AronMar 23, 2026
+1
America may want him to run just so we can boo his ass off the stage. I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
1
Working-Selection528Mar 23, 2026
+1
Less than zero.
1
Ok_Swan_9029Mar 23, 2026
+1
If he wants to be president he should 25 amendment the current president
1
lost-American-81Mar 23, 2026
+1
He has been conspicuously absent from war cheerleading.
1
mountaindoomMar 23, 2026
+1
Whatever makes sense.
1
bluehat9Mar 23, 2026
+1
I’m hoping this causes tension on the administration. Jd Vance gets all pouty and Trump gets annoyed with him for whining, and Vance and Rubio try to shank each other. Will don jr try to seize the nomination?
1
texascannonballMar 23, 2026
+1
He’ll 25th Trump if/when his approval ratings hit the mid-20s.
1
TarheelFr06Mar 23, 2026
+1
He just doesn’t hold the cards.
1
whoisnotinmykitchenMar 23, 2026
+1
But he's such a likable guy...
1
SweetandSourCarolineMar 23, 2026
+1
back to the couch with him!
1
nolabrewMar 23, 2026
+1
JD Vance would still win because Trump will be his VP and they'll promise to switch once he wins.
1
azteslaMar 23, 2026
+1
People will still rather vote for the “Couch F*****” than any sane candidate 🤬
1
Zulmoka531Mar 23, 2026
+1
Id sooner vote for the couch he fucked.
1
Gamerxx13Mar 23, 2026
+1
i get it but he’s still getting nearly 48%
1
Martag02Mar 23, 2026
+1
Optimistic to think he's running and that it won't be Trump again in 2028, or just canceled elections altogether.
1
Intel-SourceMar 23, 2026
+1
Vance is too busy helping Orban kill the EU finding plan for Ukraine!
1
pasterhattMar 23, 2026
+1
I love that the pecans of this man's career is getting a feckless quisling to the worst president in history, a mark of shame he and his family will bear to their graves.
1
Eusocial_sloth3Mar 23, 2026
+1
Why do we keep saying he’ll run? Trump is going to run in 2028. The Constitution, Congress, and the Supreme Court won’t stop him.
1
EnvironmentalLock440Mar 23, 2026
+1
Perhaps there is a god.
1
SeenItAllHeardItAllMar 23, 2026
+1
JD Vance may well be president sooner than 2028. Trump may die, Trump may be 25th or Trump may be impeached. The lower the chance for him in 2028 the more these options may be attractive for him.
1
TobioOkuma1Mar 23, 2026
+1
Tbh, if he was smart he wouldn’t run in 2028. Whoever runs in 2028 has to be attached to all the awful shit trump has done and has to struggle to distance themselves. The gop candidate in 28 is a sacrificial lamb
1
Physical_Mirror6969Mar 23, 2026
+1
Dropped so low I thought I saw JD looking for them in the couch.
1
MIUWU114Mar 23, 2026
+1
He best flee the country before 2027 arrives.
1
gojo96Mar 23, 2026
+1
Not surprised. He had no future besides licking Trump’s butt. This can be a great thing for Democrats but I suspect the next republican will not be MAGA which may give the Dems a run for their money.
1
ConditionHoliday2844Mar 23, 2026
+1
Is that why is is rumored to be going to Islamabad next week?
1
KcirderfSdrawkcabMar 23, 2026
+1
He's not even going to beat Trump in the primaries.
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kincomer1Mar 23, 2026
+1
The only way old couch stuffer here is making it to the Oval Office is invoking the 25th amendment. His numbers are terrible.
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OzzelMar 23, 2026
+1
Sucks to suck.
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SenatorPencilFaceMar 23, 2026
+1
It’s gonna be a status quo democrat against Rubio and we’ll get 4-8 of what was going on under Biden.
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Ok-Opposite2309Mar 23, 2026
+1
But, his name is so fun…
JV Dance
VD Chance
Trumps going to get rid of him just so he can make fun of him.
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drstruggleforlifeMar 23, 2026
+1
I hope that f****** Nazi will disappear along with the orange turd.
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Taako_CrossMar 23, 2026
+1
They should have been zero when he complained about being fact checked.
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P4S5B60Mar 23, 2026
+1
25th is right there
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MsPrepositionMar 23, 2026
+1
Well Trump wants his third term as a gift. Vance ‘32, for certain.
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BroadMonk5649Mar 23, 2026
+1
Let’s be honest he is probably the worst VP out there
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OktigeyMar 23, 2026
+1
This guy looks like one of the bad guys in Superman 2
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hashtaglurkingMar 23, 2026
+1
He never had any "chances" to begin with.
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falsekoalaMar 24, 2026
+1
Invoking the 25th might be the only way this couchfucker takes office.
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Dapper-Negotiation59Mar 24, 2026
+1
I can't imagine anyone even remotely liking this f****** shitstain of a human. Not even the most Maga people, he represents nothing.
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HazyDavey68Mar 24, 2026
+1
From your lips….
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asteinpro2088Mar 24, 2026
+1
“Okay, good.”
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orangeheheMar 24, 2026
+1
Usha needs to crack the whip.
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KTG690Mar 24, 2026
+1
Nah but run though. Do it p****.
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111anzaMar 24, 2026
+1
Never had it anyway
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AmbitiousDistrict374Mar 24, 2026
+1
It doesn't matter, the only way they'll win is if they cheat.
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troyak01Mar 24, 2026
+1
I didn’t read the comments, but JD’s only chance of being the Prez is article 25, so just get on with it.
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spicymushrooom_Mar 24, 2026
+1
They'll just pull another 2024.
Yall know they cheated. Nothing will stop them from doing it again.
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S34K1NGMar 24, 2026
+1
What are you talking about. He should run. Vp trump. Itll perfect. /s
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KnotSoSaltyMar 24, 2026
+1
He wouldn’t win a single vote in his own family.
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8bitmoralsMar 24, 2026
+1
The only chance he has at being President, if for "it" to finally happen.
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kuhzaamMar 24, 2026
+1
Duh. He’s going to step back and Joe Kent will run instead.
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ikesbuttMar 24, 2026
+1
Good
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campfire_eventideMar 24, 2026
+1
Yeah he’s not the one I’m afraid of tho
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Cdub7791Mar 24, 2026
+1
I think his chances are quite high. Not that he'll be elected, but that he takes office after Trump's cholesterol finally gets around to doing its job.
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Dio44Mar 24, 2026
+1
First of all, he’s going to be president before 2028 so I think it’ll be a reelection discussion where I completely agree he should get slaughtered as long as the Democrats can put up a halfway decent candidate.
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chilidetectiveMar 23, 2026
-3
Vance isn't running in 28, trump is, and will be running in 32.
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Adventurous_Main3688Mar 23, 2026
+2
Maybe in your fantasy lmao
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chilidetectiveMar 23, 2026
-1
He "truthed" about an hour ago. Not my fantasy. Maybe your fantasy is pretending he wont? Regardless homeboy is running again. Better prepare for it. The Constitution or laws have never stopped him before and they won't stop him in the future. Reality bites!
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Adventurous_Main3688Mar 23, 2026
+2
Are you for or against Trump? I may have misunderstood your position, I was thinking you were maga. I’m against Trump.
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Beneficial_Wave7649Mar 23, 2026
+2
That fat moron will run again as vice president and put a mook in as the president but he'll hold power behind the scenes or make said mook step down and boom he's president again
And yet the founding fathers predicted it and it's not allowed by the constitution but he doesn't give a shit
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ResponsibleSalad8059Mar 23, 2026
+1
There's no way he's going to be alive for the 2028 election. He may not even make it to 2027.
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