I could have sworn I heard a victim describe it as 'egg shaped'
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wiznikApr 24, 2026
+35
That was Eggstein. He had the egg d***, alleggedly, Trump has the mushroom d***.
Together, they make a r*** omelet.
35
dropinbombzApr 24, 2026
+2
Portuguese Breakfast?
2
kalitariosApr 24, 2026
+4
A succulent Chinese meal?
4
Crafty-Walrus-2238Apr 24, 2026
+8
Poached?
8
Student___DriverApr 24, 2026
+6
Over easy
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Youngsinatra345Apr 25, 2026
+1
Under 13
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im_dancing_barefootApr 24, 2026
+7
And you just know he’d whip it out on X if it weren’t true
7
voodoopoopoo22Apr 24, 2026
+96
Boy that website is full of shit lol I felt like my phone was being assaulted with pop ups
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chakan2Apr 24, 2026
+24
They're running a social bombing campaign right now. That site keeps showing up. It's also hosting absolute fake news along with legit stories.
Your mileage my vary with the Irish Star.
24
MetaPhalangesApr 24, 2026
+8
If I see the link is to that site I just keep on cruising past. It should be on everyone's do not take seriously list.
8
WatRedditHathWroughtApr 25, 2026
+1
heh “social bombing” by the Irish Star.
1
chakan2Apr 25, 2026
+1
I didn't intend that pun...but...oof. Nice.
1
shugbearApr 24, 2026
+6
You should use an add blocker.
6
aft_punkApr 24, 2026
+3
FUN FACT: You can block ads at the DNS level by using an ad-blocking DNS server. No apps/subscriptions required and you can block ads on your home network if your router supports using a custom DNS server.
https://adguard-dns.io/en/public-dns.html (Option #2)
3
aft_punkApr 24, 2026
+1
There’s instructions on that page to set up Adblock dns servers on individual devices as well, it’s not limited to home networks.
1
razvanciuyApr 24, 2026
+2
none here, but I got everything buttoned up. Just a simple text website
2
joshuadsApr 24, 2026
+1
Look who posted it. They only get viewership because they post themselves on listnook constantly. And half of it is text recaps of youtube videos that are probably automatically generated.
1
skibbady-bapsApr 24, 2026
+11
Stormy Daniels confirmed that it was indeed a tiny little mushroom d***.
11
Ketamine_DreamsssApr 24, 2026
+123
Everyone should watch this one. The roasting of Trump at the faux correspondence dinner was brilliant.
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robbadobbaApr 24, 2026
+13
He just said that so we could all receive the gift of a Trump Xitter rant about having a yuuuuuuuge d***. Some say, the biggest ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
13
jfazz_squadleaderApr 24, 2026
+29
I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but these "Trump gets roasted by a late night show host" posts are dumb and tiring. It's not news that a late night host called Trump out.
29
dakilazical_253Apr 24, 2026
+7
Yes but it is entertaining. And we’re on the entertainment sublistnook, not news
7
Decent-Marketing69Apr 24, 2026
+12
How is it entertaining? It’s literally his monologue every single night.
12
jfazz_squadleaderApr 24, 2026
+9
Anytime Jimmy Kimmel or any of the other late night hosts roasts Trump in their monologue, which is nearly every single time, it pops up in the news tab on Listnook. I'm not sure what triggers this, but it happens nearly every time. Jimmy Kimmel is not news, so I don't understand why it's showing up there.
9
complete_data75Apr 24, 2026
+2
Do you click on every single link you see?
Or do you skip some?
You can skip those, then you’ll be able to stop whining about right?
Naw you maga folks aren’t happy unless you’re whiny about something
2
effxenoApr 24, 2026
-1
Because your preferences on listnook are checked to "entertainment news" in addition to all the other categories you get.
-1
HaricotBlueApr 25, 2026
+1
Yeah, but here "Trump gets roasted" doesn't mean a late night host took some more shots at him. It means Jimmy actually recreated the entire White House Correspondents Dinner roast that Trump won't be hearing at the actual event. It starts about halfway through and should have been the headline -- does read like just another night for a late night show.
1
IBitePrettyPeopleApr 24, 2026
-7
boo hoo
-7
CarolinaPanthers2015Apr 24, 2026
+19
Ooooooh wee. Jimmy roasted the president good, bro. He roasted that m*********** really, really good.
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TheNonCredibleHulkApr 24, 2026
+1
SAVAGE!
1
madman24kApr 24, 2026
+3
Cue them MAGA tears..
3
Mordoris84Apr 24, 2026
+6
Why is this in the Listnook news feed??? This isn’t “news”.
6
IBitePrettyPeopleApr 24, 2026
-5
Stop crying
-5
Business_BennyApr 24, 2026
+9
Stop obsessing
9
BlahBlahBlackCheapApr 24, 2026
+2
Hes an evil snot burger. Lets not mince words.
2
LeeMcNastyApr 24, 2026
+2
Don’t all circumcised men have mushroom dicks?
2
mynameismudflapApr 24, 2026
+2
It’s insane how quickly we went from being afraid of insulting Trump because of retaliation and being taken off the air, to full blown roasts of him. Whiplash every day.
2
Right_HourApr 25, 2026
+2
Hey, mushroom dicks are actually a complimentary feature.
2
Badgerman97Apr 24, 2026
+4
The WCD is supposed to be people roasting the President. Instead they will glaze him and then *he* will roast *them*. What a loser.
4
mcfarmer72Apr 24, 2026
+3
Why all the fascination with the d- - k ? What does that have to do with anything ? Seems rather juvenile to me.
3
IBitePrettyPeopleApr 24, 2026
Same as any insult. Men happen to be sensitive around about thier penises so its a common insult
0
DC_deep_stateApr 24, 2026
+5
didn't this nerd start crying on tv lmfao
5
mixgasdivrApr 25, 2026
+2
He is boring, repetitive, and unfunny. Any wonder why late night TV is cratering?
2
TheOriginalHMetalApr 24, 2026
+1
E. Jean Carroll corroborates 'shroom head.
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Salt_Sherbert5313Apr 24, 2026
+1
hell, it's true. stormy Daniels proved that!
1
sharmander15Apr 24, 2026
+1
Cool so what are we doing to get him out of office tho??
1
Amockdfw89Apr 25, 2026
+1
Hey don’t lump all mushroom dicks in with him! Not that I am one of course. I’m just a strong ally of the mushroom d*** cause
1
alex_c89XApr 25, 2026
+1
Yo wtf is thread? I didnt know Jimmy was hated so much in the listnook community. Damn
1
ThePhloxFoxApr 24, 2026
+1
Fine, I'll forgive him for his Survivor twist
1
GotforgotApr 24, 2026
+2
Wrong Jimmy.
2
ThePhloxFoxApr 24, 2026
+2
Oops! Too many Jimmys.
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iamravaApr 24, 2026
-13
since when has middle school bully talk considered ‘roasting’? this isn’t even entertainment anymore.
-13
Bannon9kApr 24, 2026
When your political alignment is so skewed that you celebrate not your own achievements but the failures of your enemies.
0
Ok-Detective3142Apr 24, 2026
+3
That's US politics in a nutshell. It's not about improving anyone's lives, it's just about humiliating your perceived enemies.
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Bannon9kApr 24, 2026
No. That's just you lying to yourself to justify hating the otherside.
0
SharpPink_GlitterInkApr 24, 2026
-52
I actually don’t love the weird “oh you chickened out of ur war threats” thing going on with jimmy… like dudes clearly a bit unstable and I really don’t think this is productive or helpful to keep goading him like this…
-52
tymeApr 24, 2026
+74
Or, hear me out, you should blame Trump for what he’s doing and not Jimmy for what he’s saying.
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Ok-Detective3142Apr 24, 2026
+1
But I *want* Trump to chicken out of his war threats
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SharpPink_GlitterInkApr 24, 2026
-21
I do??????? Both things can be true at once.
-21
SmokeAbeerApr 24, 2026
+14
It’s just a few war crimes. I do that twice a week in the bathroom. Nbd.
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lightfrenchgrayApr 24, 2026
-5
I agree. Just like the “taco Tuesday” thing. You do not want to tempt this guy. His sick mind needs to be handled delicately and ideally by a psychiatrist.
-5
GimmeAllYourCurryApr 24, 2026
+6
Handling him delicately is what created this monster. Ridicule is the only thing he feels.
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Expensive-Bank-9270Apr 24, 2026
+7
I maintain that if we had followed the Simpson’s “[Just Don’t Look](https://youtu.be/B9S_3fJeoj8?si=FMrQl813UagRt4tm)” advice in 2016, none of this would have happened. Taking him seriously in any way shape or form is how we got here.
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xc2215xApr 24, 2026
-1
His d*** is a bit strange. He has gotten out of control.
-1
razvanciuyApr 24, 2026
+1
It's actually the Mushroom King, it took over his body for evil purpose and soon the Mushrooms will emerge from their slumber as the true apex race on Earth. It made it's lair within his crotch.
1
Far_Mycologist_8664Apr 24, 2026
SAVAGE! HE GOT HIM!
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[deleted]Apr 24, 2026
-26
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RavenCXXVIVApr 24, 2026
+13
His d*** is (allegedly) fucked up because it was bitten while he was raping a girl and then punched her in the face. So, I think it’s fine here.
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Parody_of_SelfApr 24, 2026
+3
I didn't know that. I don't think I've ever learned a non- terrible thing about this person.
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No_Tone1704Apr 24, 2026
+2
Correct. We want only the smart p**** jokes.
2
Parody_of_SelfApr 24, 2026
+1
It seems they want the dumb d*** jokes
1
No_Tone1704Apr 24, 2026
+1
Isn’t D*** Joke Trump’s Secret Service name?
And yeah lol
1
Several-Guidance1299Apr 24, 2026
+2
We can, but why would we?
2
Parody_of_SelfApr 24, 2026
+2
The list of things to criticize this person over is just never ending. It's exhausting keeping up with his crimes.
2
SpaceForceGuardianApr 24, 2026
+3
Because, nothing gets under his skin more than someone beating him at his own game. Humiliation is the only thing that really knocks him off center.
3
IBitePrettyPeopleApr 24, 2026
+1
🤏Drop an insult on the ground and its owner will always come to pick it up. 🤏
1
Parody_of_SelfApr 24, 2026
+1
So you are insulting me now? 🤷
1
IBitePrettyPeopleApr 24, 2026
+2
I wasn't. You just happened to pick it up
2
Parody_of_SelfApr 24, 2026
+1
I'll take and keep it
1
QuadtbighsApr 24, 2026
-60
I guess kimmy jimmel knows a thing or two about mushroom dicks
-60
JakeHelldiverApr 24, 2026
+22
We all do. Stormy Daniels told us all about it.
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TangoPRomeoApr 24, 2026
-35
I like Kimmel, but I think he went limp after his suspension. He still said some shit, but certainly hasn't come out swinging like Colbert and Stewart.
Super nice guy, but even Trump's supporters are turning on him now. You don't get a lot of points showing up this late in the game.
-35
Diz7Apr 24, 2026
+27
This late? He has been going after Trump since day 1.
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JakeHelldiverApr 24, 2026
+8
I know, right!? Kimmel has been a right-wing bugaboo for almost a decade now.
8
Ok-Detective3142Apr 24, 2026
-1
And look at everything that's achieved . . .
-1
Diz7Apr 24, 2026
+1
He's done more than you have.
1
TangoPRomeoApr 24, 2026
+1
We're on Listnook, bro. 🤔
1
Diz7Apr 25, 2026
+1
Yeah, but I'm not sitting here shitting on the efforts others are putting in.
1
No_Tone1704Apr 24, 2026
+4
Why do you think your paid comment makes sense. ESL?
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Vanlife200Apr 24, 2026
-77
Kimmel, what a sad loser.
-77
Stuntcock29Apr 24, 2026
+44
You spelled trump wrong
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Expensive-Bank-9270Apr 24, 2026
+11
His insults are better than yours.
11
SickeningPinkApr 24, 2026
+26
I thought republicans liked people because they saw them on tv?
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1man2barrelsApr 24, 2026
+3
Only in America would someone named VanLife support a republican
I am inferring you live in a Van. You clearly voted against your own interests. Living in a van is near homelessness unless you’re an eccentric millionaire
I’ve met 3 eccentric millionaires in Westport CT (worked there)and they all smelled like they didn’t bathe. Was told it was “old money”
3
laceandpaperflowers_Apr 24, 2026
+30
u/vanlife200, what a sad loser.
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Vanlife200Apr 25, 2026
+1
Go look and stare in the mirror. 😄
1
gummi_eaterApr 24, 2026
-56
We get it, you hate trump. Man, can this guy get some new material.
-56
Theory_ElevenApr 24, 2026
-47
Is this all he does? Insult the President? That doesn’t exactly take much talent to do but people here act like Kimmel is God’s gift to Late Night.
-47
TechNoirLabsApr 24, 2026
+23
Considering the president is a pdf and convicted sex felon, yes, people are going to hate on trump until he's out of office.
23
ButterflyFair3012Apr 24, 2026
+6
And beyond.
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RebabalubaApr 24, 2026
+18
Trump has given and keeps giving comedians a lifetime of jokes. Laughter will be Trumps only positive legacy as the US is left in a shitstorm that he created.
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-Moonscape-Apr 24, 2026
+15
You have trump being a certified cringey dumbass to thank for that.
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Theory_ElevenApr 24, 2026
+1
Right. I don’t disagree with Trump being cringy or a dumbass. But how many nights and in how many ways does Kimmel say exactly that and get paid millions a of dollars to ride the one-trick-pony? That’s not talent. That’s an angry ex-lover who just can’t move on in life and kills the vibe at every cocktail party.
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Bannon9kApr 24, 2026
-28
Aww poor little Jimmy upset. Someone should give him a sippy cup
-28
jorlevApr 24, 2026
-47
Just the kind of jokes Johnny would have done.
Kimmel is a d*****. Leno said he has a "mean streak" but it's not a streak, it's the whole guy.
-47
NoCauliflower2653Apr 24, 2026
+19
And Trump deserves it.
19
sleazypornonameApr 24, 2026
-56
Wow. This is unprecedented.
You lost, Jimmy. Cope.
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