I could have sworn I heard a victim describe it as 'egg shaped'
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wiznik1 day ago
+35
That was Eggstein. He had the egg d***, alleggedly, Trump has the mushroom d***.
Together, they make a r*** omelet.
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dropinbombz1 day ago
+2
Portuguese Breakfast?
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kalitarios21 hr ago
+4
A succulent Chinese meal?
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Crafty-Walrus-22381 day ago
+8
Poached?
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Student___Driver1 day ago
+6
Over easy
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Youngsinatra34513 hr ago
+1
Under 13
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im_dancing_barefoot1 day ago
+7
And you just know he’d whip it out on X if it weren’t true
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voodoopoopoo221 day ago
+96
Boy that website is full of shit lol I felt like my phone was being assaulted with pop ups
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chakan21 day ago
+24
They're running a social bombing campaign right now. That site keeps showing up. It's also hosting absolute fake news along with legit stories.
Your mileage my vary with the Irish Star.
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MetaPhalanges1 day ago
+8
If I see the link is to that site I just keep on cruising past. It should be on everyone's do not take seriously list.
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WatRedditHathWrought17 hr ago
+1
heh “social bombing” by the Irish Star.
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chakan27 hr ago
+1
I didn't intend that pun...but...oof. Nice.
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shugbear1 day ago
+6
You should use an add blocker.
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aft_punk1 day ago
+3
FUN FACT: You can block ads at the DNS level by using an ad-blocking DNS server. No apps/subscriptions required and you can block ads on your home network if your router supports using a custom DNS server.
https://adguard-dns.io/en/public-dns.html (Option #2)
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aft_punk22 hr ago
+1
There’s instructions on that page to set up Adblock dns servers on individual devices as well, it’s not limited to home networks.
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razvanciuy1 day ago
+2
none here, but I got everything buttoned up. Just a simple text website
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joshuads1 day ago
+1
Look who posted it. They only get viewership because they post themselves on listnook constantly. And half of it is text recaps of youtube videos that are probably automatically generated.
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skibbady-baps1 day ago
+11
Stormy Daniels confirmed that it was indeed a tiny little mushroom d***.
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Ketamine_Dreamsss1 day ago
+123
Everyone should watch this one. The roasting of Trump at the faux correspondence dinner was brilliant.
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robbadobba1 day ago
+13
He just said that so we could all receive the gift of a Trump Xitter rant about having a yuuuuuuuge d***. Some say, the biggest ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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jfazz_squadleader1 day ago
+29
I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but these "Trump gets roasted by a late night show host" posts are dumb and tiring. It's not news that a late night host called Trump out.
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dakilazical_2531 day ago
+7
Yes but it is entertaining. And we’re on the entertainment sublistnook, not news
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Decent-Marketing691 day ago
+12
How is it entertaining? It’s literally his monologue every single night.
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jfazz_squadleader1 day ago
+9
Anytime Jimmy Kimmel or any of the other late night hosts roasts Trump in their monologue, which is nearly every single time, it pops up in the news tab on Listnook. I'm not sure what triggers this, but it happens nearly every time. Jimmy Kimmel is not news, so I don't understand why it's showing up there.
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complete_data751 day ago
+2
Do you click on every single link you see?
Or do you skip some?
You can skip those, then you’ll be able to stop whining about right?
Naw you maga folks aren’t happy unless you’re whiny about something
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effxeno1 day ago
-1
Because your preferences on listnook are checked to "entertainment news" in addition to all the other categories you get.
-1
HaricotBlue6 hr ago
+1
Yeah, but here "Trump gets roasted" doesn't mean a late night host took some more shots at him. It means Jimmy actually recreated the entire White House Correspondents Dinner roast that Trump won't be hearing at the actual event. It starts about halfway through and should have been the headline -- does read like just another night for a late night show.
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IBitePrettyPeople1 day ago
-7
boo hoo
-7
CarolinaPanthers20151 day ago
+19
Ooooooh wee. Jimmy roasted the president good, bro. He roasted that m*********** really, really good.
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TheNonCredibleHulk1 day ago
+1
SAVAGE!
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madman24k1 day ago
+3
Cue them MAGA tears..
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Mordoris841 day ago
+6
Why is this in the Listnook news feed??? This isn’t “news”.
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IBitePrettyPeople1 day ago
-5
Stop crying
-5
Business_Benny1 day ago
+9
Stop obsessing
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BlahBlahBlackCheap1 day ago
+2
Hes an evil snot burger. Lets not mince words.
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LeeMcNasty1 day ago
+2
Don’t all circumcised men have mushroom dicks?
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mynameismudflap1 day ago
+2
It’s insane how quickly we went from being afraid of insulting Trump because of retaliation and being taken off the air, to full blown roasts of him. Whiplash every day.
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Right_Hour17 hr ago
+2
Hey, mushroom dicks are actually a complimentary feature.
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Badgerman971 day ago
+4
The WCD is supposed to be people roasting the President. Instead they will glaze him and then *he* will roast *them*. What a loser.
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mcfarmer721 day ago
+3
Why all the fascination with the d- - k ? What does that have to do with anything ? Seems rather juvenile to me.
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IBitePrettyPeople1 day ago
Same as any insult. Men happen to be sensitive around about thier penises so its a common insult
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DC_deep_state1 day ago
+5
didn't this nerd start crying on tv lmfao
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mixgasdivr19 hr ago
+2
He is boring, repetitive, and unfunny. Any wonder why late night TV is cratering?
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TheOriginalHMetal1 day ago
+1
E. Jean Carroll corroborates 'shroom head.
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Salt_Sherbert531321 hr ago
+1
hell, it's true. stormy Daniels proved that!
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sharmander1521 hr ago
+1
Cool so what are we doing to get him out of office tho??
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Amockdfw8919 hr ago
+1
Hey don’t lump all mushroom dicks in with him! Not that I am one of course. I’m just a strong ally of the mushroom d*** cause
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alex_c89X14 hr ago
+1
Yo wtf is thread? I didnt know Jimmy was hated so much in the listnook community. Damn
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ThePhloxFox1 day ago
+1
Fine, I'll forgive him for his Survivor twist
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Gotforgot1 day ago
+2
Wrong Jimmy.
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ThePhloxFox1 day ago
+2
Oops! Too many Jimmys.
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iamrava1 day ago
-13
since when has middle school bully talk considered ‘roasting’? this isn’t even entertainment anymore.
-13
Bannon9k1 day ago
When your political alignment is so skewed that you celebrate not your own achievements but the failures of your enemies.
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Ok-Detective31421 day ago
+3
That's US politics in a nutshell. It's not about improving anyone's lives, it's just about humiliating your perceived enemies.
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Bannon9k1 day ago
No. That's just you lying to yourself to justify hating the otherside.
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SharpPink_GlitterInk1 day ago
-52
I actually don’t love the weird “oh you chickened out of ur war threats” thing going on with jimmy… like dudes clearly a bit unstable and I really don’t think this is productive or helpful to keep goading him like this…
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tyme1 day ago
+74
Or, hear me out, you should blame Trump for what he’s doing and not Jimmy for what he’s saying.
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Ok-Detective31421 day ago
+1
But I *want* Trump to chicken out of his war threats
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SharpPink_GlitterInk1 day ago
-21
I do??????? Both things can be true at once.
-21
SmokeAbeer1 day ago
+14
It’s just a few war crimes. I do that twice a week in the bathroom. Nbd.
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lightfrenchgray1 day ago
-5
I agree. Just like the “taco Tuesday” thing. You do not want to tempt this guy. His sick mind needs to be handled delicately and ideally by a psychiatrist.
-5
GimmeAllYourCurry1 day ago
+6
Handling him delicately is what created this monster. Ridicule is the only thing he feels.
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Expensive-Bank-92701 day ago
+7
I maintain that if we had followed the Simpson’s “[Just Don’t Look](https://youtu.be/B9S_3fJeoj8?si=FMrQl813UagRt4tm)” advice in 2016, none of this would have happened. Taking him seriously in any way shape or form is how we got here.
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xc2215x1 day ago
-1
His d*** is a bit strange. He has gotten out of control.
-1
razvanciuy1 day ago
+1
It's actually the Mushroom King, it took over his body for evil purpose and soon the Mushrooms will emerge from their slumber as the true apex race on Earth. It made it's lair within his crotch.
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Far_Mycologist_866422 hr ago
SAVAGE! HE GOT HIM!
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[deleted]1 day ago
-26
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RavenCXXVIV1 day ago
+13
His d*** is (allegedly) fucked up because it was bitten while he was raping a girl and then punched her in the face. So, I think it’s fine here.
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Parody_of_Self1 day ago
+3
I didn't know that. I don't think I've ever learned a non- terrible thing about this person.
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No_Tone17041 day ago
+2
Correct. We want only the smart p**** jokes.
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Parody_of_Self1 day ago
+1
It seems they want the dumb d*** jokes
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No_Tone170423 hr ago
+1
Isn’t D*** Joke Trump’s Secret Service name?
And yeah lol
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Several-Guidance12991 day ago
+2
We can, but why would we?
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Parody_of_Self1 day ago
+2
The list of things to criticize this person over is just never ending. It's exhausting keeping up with his crimes.
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SpaceForceGuardian1 day ago
+3
Because, nothing gets under his skin more than someone beating him at his own game. Humiliation is the only thing that really knocks him off center.
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IBitePrettyPeople1 day ago
+1
🤏Drop an insult on the ground and its owner will always come to pick it up. 🤏
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Parody_of_Self1 day ago
+1
So you are insulting me now? 🤷
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IBitePrettyPeople1 day ago
+2
I wasn't. You just happened to pick it up
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Parody_of_Self1 day ago
+1
I'll take and keep it
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Quadtbighs1 day ago
-60
I guess kimmy jimmel knows a thing or two about mushroom dicks
-60
JakeHelldiver1 day ago
+22
We all do. Stormy Daniels told us all about it.
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TangoPRomeo1 day ago
-35
I like Kimmel, but I think he went limp after his suspension. He still said some shit, but certainly hasn't come out swinging like Colbert and Stewart.
Super nice guy, but even Trump's supporters are turning on him now. You don't get a lot of points showing up this late in the game.
-35
Diz71 day ago
+27
This late? He has been going after Trump since day 1.
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JakeHelldiver1 day ago
+8
I know, right!? Kimmel has been a right-wing bugaboo for almost a decade now.
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Ok-Detective31421 day ago
-1
And look at everything that's achieved . . .
-1
Diz71 day ago
+1
He's done more than you have.
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TangoPRomeo20 hr ago
+1
We're on Listnook, bro. 🤔
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Diz76 hr ago
+1
Yeah, but I'm not sitting here shitting on the efforts others are putting in.
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No_Tone17041 day ago
+4
Why do you think your paid comment makes sense. ESL?
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Vanlife2001 day ago
-77
Kimmel, what a sad loser.
-77
Stuntcock291 day ago
+44
You spelled trump wrong
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Expensive-Bank-92701 day ago
+11
His insults are better than yours.
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SickeningPink1 day ago
+26
I thought republicans liked people because they saw them on tv?
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1man2barrels1 day ago
+3
Only in America would someone named VanLife support a republican
I am inferring you live in a Van. You clearly voted against your own interests. Living in a van is near homelessness unless you’re an eccentric millionaire
I’ve met 3 eccentric millionaires in Westport CT (worked there)and they all smelled like they didn’t bathe. Was told it was “old money”
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laceandpaperflowers_1 day ago
+30
u/vanlife200, what a sad loser.
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Vanlife20018 hr ago
+1
Go look and stare in the mirror. 😄
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gummi_eater1 day ago
-56
We get it, you hate trump. Man, can this guy get some new material.
-56
Theory_Eleven1 day ago
-47
Is this all he does? Insult the President? That doesn’t exactly take much talent to do but people here act like Kimmel is God’s gift to Late Night.
-47
TechNoirLabs1 day ago
+23
Considering the president is a pdf and convicted sex felon, yes, people are going to hate on trump until he's out of office.
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ButterflyFair30121 day ago
+6
And beyond.
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Rebabaluba1 day ago
+18
Trump has given and keeps giving comedians a lifetime of jokes. Laughter will be Trumps only positive legacy as the US is left in a shitstorm that he created.
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-Moonscape-1 day ago
+15
You have trump being a certified cringey dumbass to thank for that.
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Theory_Eleven1 day ago
+1
Right. I don’t disagree with Trump being cringy or a dumbass. But how many nights and in how many ways does Kimmel say exactly that and get paid millions a of dollars to ride the one-trick-pony? That’s not talent. That’s an angry ex-lover who just can’t move on in life and kills the vibe at every cocktail party.
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Bannon9k1 day ago
-28
Aww poor little Jimmy upset. Someone should give him a sippy cup
-28
jorlev1 day ago
-47
Just the kind of jokes Johnny would have done.
Kimmel is a d*****. Leno said he has a "mean streak" but it's not a streak, it's the whole guy.
-47
NoCauliflower26531 day ago
+19
And Trump deserves it.
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sleazypornoname1 day ago
-56
Wow. This is unprecedented.
You lost, Jimmy. Cope.
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