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Jimmy Kimmel Celebrates a Civilization Not Ending: 'It was the taco Tuesday of all taco Tuesdays'

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riomx Apr 8, 2026 +105
I celebrated taco Tuesday by making ground beef tacos with corn tortillas and guacamole. Made the ground beef extra delicious with garlic, Tajín, paprika, cumin, black pepper, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, peppers, onions and chile ancho. Served it with sour cream, lettuce and tomatoes. It was the best Taco Tuesday to celebrate the non-destruction of another country ever.
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kinotravels Apr 8, 2026 +81
I get it, stand up to Trump and he backs down like all bullies do, but in this case perhaps not killing an entire civilization as promised was a good thing. He should face consequences just for the insane threat.
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AlexTheZander Apr 8, 2026 +9
Agreed. The consequences must match the rhetoric. What must we do with those in power, who threaten atrocities? The same thing we do with those who commit them.
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Outrageous-Bet3731 Apr 8, 2026 +2
Should but won't as usual🤨
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cdoublesaboutit Apr 8, 2026 +17
The parallels between reality and The Lego®️ Movie are uncanny. Lord Business threatening to unleash the Kragl on Taco Tuesday? A little too close for comfort.
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ArcadeToken95 Apr 8, 2026 +14
It's raining tacos From out of the sky Tacos No need to ask why Just open your mouth And close your eyes IT'S RAINING TACOS
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SealedRoute Apr 8, 2026 +63
I am not saying this to be an apologist, but antagonizing Trump for not going through with something insane does not seem wise. Better to underscore how batshit the proposal was from the start.
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Foreign_Rock6944 Apr 8, 2026 +28
I don’t even *know* what the correct move is here. Well, the correct move would be to immediately remove him from office and throw him in prison, but we all know that ain’t gonna happen.
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lectroid Apr 8, 2026 +19
Consider that you even have to realistically worry that a world leader will be goaded into violence, possibly with nuclear weapons, because someone on the internet teased him.
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I_eat_mud_ Apr 8, 2026 +9
If you're gonna threaten genocide, yeah, I think you deserve to be called a little b**** and get your face rubbed in it. He's not gonna do shit but b**** and moan, he never does.
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thefruitsofzellman Apr 8, 2026 +3
Yeah, I agree. Fine for nobodies like us, but for someone with a platform like Kimmel, it seems pretty cavalier when innocent lives are at stake.
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AlmostScreenwriter Apr 8, 2026 +3
I agree and, quite frankly, cannot understand how anyone could reasonably disagree. Who the f*** sees an erratic, ultra-thin-skinned psychopath climb down from genocide and immediately responds with "I knew you'd be too much of a chicken to go through with it." Yet again, Kimmel shows this stuff is all just a game for people like him. Maybe at least wait until there have been some actual limits placed on Trump's power.
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gummo_for_prez Apr 8, 2026 +1
Think of him like an abusive spouse. A response to abuse is "oh I better not do anything to upset him or else he'll fly off the handle". But he's crazy whether anyone says anything or not. Best not to alter reality and our actions to appease an insane abusive rapist with dementia. That's not the way forward either.
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Jolly-Composer Apr 8, 2026 +2
28th amendment needs to be a “DID I STUTTER” addition to clarify what unfit means after being shot in the literal head.
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gadget850 Apr 8, 2026 +2
It was the best of tacos, it was the worst of tacos.
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Affectionate-Ad-5568 Apr 8, 2026 +3
Can someone explain what taco means to me lol I keep seeing it everywhere now and I think I missed something
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MomIsaMidget Apr 8, 2026 +6
Trump. Always. Chickens. Out. TACO
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Affectionate-Ad-5568 Apr 8, 2026 +2
True enough ! Thank you lol
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MammothGlum Apr 8, 2026 +2
“It was the taco Tuesday of all tacos Tuesdays” nice one Jim, very good 👍
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Kilt_Rump Apr 8, 2026 +4
I'm all for calling out this mad man for his crimes but let's not bully him into dropping nukes. Remember he ran for president just because a black man ribbed him gently in a public forum.
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Electric-Dance-5547 Apr 8, 2026 +1
That’s called a surrender Jimmy
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Initial-Lead-2814 Apr 8, 2026
this is an issue itself, goating into another monologue, makes you no better or even any high ground. Thats the issue with tribalism though . Edit: changed know to no
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BeanstheRogue Apr 8, 2026
I wonder if I'd be laughing along in southern Lebanon right now
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Craig1974 Apr 8, 2026 -2
Jimmy must have wanted Trump to follow through destroying Iran.
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FionaWalliceFan Apr 8, 2026 +7
Clearly not, he's celebrating Trump chickening out
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Craig1974 Apr 8, 2026 -5
So not "chickening out" would have meant Trump followed through. There's no alternative to that. He sounds just as insane as he claims Trump is.
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FionaWalliceFan Apr 8, 2026 +7
He's not criticizing Trump for chickening out, he's making fun of Trump for chickening out. Perhaps you haven't noticed but Trump is a habitual chicken-outer. This is one of the rare instances where his habit has actually resulted in something good--Iran is not destroyed and Trump continues to look like a fool for the insane amount of 180s he's doing in this war
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Craig1974 Apr 8, 2026 -3
What was the alternative? Its not a good look on Jimmy.
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CUTTYONE70 Apr 9, 2026 +1
Straits of Hormuz still closed civilization wins
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FreezingRobot Apr 8, 2026 +2
Late night TV is basically a real life version of the Family Guy episode where Lois runs for office by saying 9/11 different ways. Trump is a piece of shit but this kind of "resistance" is obnoxious.
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CUTTYONE70 Apr 9, 2026 +1
Straits of Hormuz still closed civilization wins
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bsg75 Apr 8, 2026
I understand the acronym, but I don't want to be reminded of the orange bag of dung every time I go to Taco Bell.
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Puzzleheaded_Talk564 Apr 8, 2026 -4
Jimmy Kimmel sucks! Nobody watches that douchebag anymore! Come on, man!
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SmurfsNeverDie Apr 8, 2026 -7
Alternate Title: Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump for not destroying civilization.
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CUTTYONE70 Apr 9, 2026 +1
Straits of Hormuz still closed civilization wins.
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