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Jimmy Kimmel Goes There With Absolutely Vicious Trump 'Pedophile' Joke

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Jimmy Kimmel Goes There With Absolutely Vicious Trump 'Pedophile' Joke
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Jimmy Kimmel Goes There With Absolutely Vicious Trump 'Pedophile' Joke
The late night host tore into the president over his pardon spree.
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Bravelobsters Apr 15, 2026 +458
But what was the joke?!
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MiJo1987 Apr 15, 2026 +264
Kimmel pointed out that Trump in his first term issued 144 pardons over four years in office. In the 15 months of his second term, he’s already issued more than 1,600. “I mean, 1600?” Kimmel asked out loud. “That must be every pdf he knows!”
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Battystearsinrain Apr 15, 2026 +49
Definitely some of the j6 insurrectionists. I am glad to see people like kimmel still pushing.
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Fair_Chemistry_3317 Apr 15, 2026 +24
All of them have to be negated.
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TotallyInOverMyHead Apr 15, 2026 +10
whats a pdf in this context used for ?
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R9D11 Apr 15, 2026 +18
Username checks out.
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chillinjustupwhat Apr 15, 2026 +9
rhymes with *fed a pile*
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_Arctica_ Apr 16, 2026 +4
I kind of feel bad for adobe acrobat
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mgdmw Apr 16, 2026 +1
I don't, with their bloated software that insists on running a ton of apps on startup.
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TotallyInOverMyHead Apr 16, 2026 +1
Now i get it. Thank You. my countries Pronounciation of P D F does not lend itself to that joke.
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Blackcatmustache Apr 16, 2026 +2
Peter File
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TotallyInOverMyHead Apr 16, 2026 +2
Okay, Not i get it, but it took Seths MC Farlanes voice to get me there. Portable Document Format, just did not invoke that for me.
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Blackcatmustache Apr 16, 2026 +1
I was making a reference from The IT Crowd. You should watch it if you haven’t! https://youtu.be/fTaKDnSIb4c
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AdriBlancoPh1972 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Muy bueno, y debe ser la verdad!
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BodaciousFrank Apr 15, 2026 +464
You didnt hear it? It was absolutely **brutal**
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mountaindoom Apr 15, 2026 +342
He SLAMMED him!
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OriginalCDub Apr 15, 2026 +113
Gag me with a spoon every time some article says someone got “slammed.”
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ProfessorLuther Apr 15, 2026 +62
Shh. Do you wanna get DRAGGED?
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Extreme_Put_1125 Apr 15, 2026 +60
Someone’s gonna CLAP BACK
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rotbath Apr 15, 2026 +13
It might be time to BREAK MY SILENCE
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cgsur Apr 15, 2026 +14
Pls pls don’t do anything to ensure crimes have consequences. He is already being slammed, dragged, clapped back, etc. Any moment now there will actually be consequences.
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MyOwnDirection Apr 16, 2026 +7
but was he DESTROYED !?
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f-elon Apr 16, 2026 +5
I have prepared a *sternly written letter*
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Aggravating-Walk5813 Apr 15, 2026 +10
Listnook poster DESTROYS the comments section
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Hockeygoalie1114 Apr 16, 2026 +2
How about BOOFED?!?
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Skiier-Hair Apr 16, 2026
Jimmy Kimmel BOOFS Trump!
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ChicagoAuPair Apr 15, 2026 +13
The ones that get me more than that are the articles that excitedly exclaim that something *might* now happen. “People are saying this could be devastating for the administration.” It’s absurd that we all just collectively accept so much nothing filler in our news.
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Ofreo Apr 15, 2026 +4
Used to be I’d see hufpo headlines and thought Jon Stewart was the hulk.
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afterjustnow Apr 15, 2026 +3
"Blasted"
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1wrx2subarus Apr 15, 2026
“**Blasted” eh?** So, that’s what they mean when saying Trump “**Erupted**” all over himself.. Now it all makes sense! Hence, “**Clapping back**” must involve cheeks getting clapped until brightly red. This is the 3D chess we keep hearing about. It’s all on the redacted files, is what they tell us.
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drewewill Apr 16, 2026 +1
King of the Slams
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SkyletteRose Apr 16, 2026 +1
Way to date yourself, fellow 80s/90s kid. Can't wait for some kid to bring this back like they're clever /s
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CommonCommodeCommand Apr 15, 2026 +1
I thought the journalists were supposed to be the ones doing the slamming
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TheEndOfEverything0 Apr 16, 2026 +4
Don't you mean DESTROYED!
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S3simulation Apr 15, 2026 +9
I was worried about the rising tide of Christifascism but thankfully Kimmel “went there”
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Chasin-Crustacean Apr 16, 2026 +3
He’s the King of Slams!
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ZOMBIE_N_JUNK Apr 15, 2026 +2
Maga is losing their minds!
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Nefarious312 Apr 15, 2026 +2
he went there!
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Rezistik Apr 15, 2026 +1
Eviscerated honestly
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scotchybob Apr 15, 2026 +1
EVISCERATED is what I heard!
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TZCBAND Apr 15, 2026 +1
Someone needs to be SACKED over this
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Dragon_yum Apr 15, 2026 +1
Oh wow you absolutely went there
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Crazywar17 Apr 15, 2026 -1
Late-night humor has been getting more aggressive lately, and reactions really depend on where people draw their own lines. But is this a joke? lmao
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Jack-Casper Apr 16, 2026 +1
ABSOLUTELY VICIOUS
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Aescorvo Apr 15, 2026 +131
There’s a non-zero chance that Trump sees the AI-generated pictures that staffers make of him and hallucinates that he actually did those things.
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Dustlight_ Apr 15, 2026 +88
They told him it was “doctored” that’s why he said he’s supposed to be a doctor
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Tapprunner Apr 15, 2026 +26
Just like his insistence that countries "emptied put their mental hospitals and sent all the patients to America" is almost definitely because he thinks that's what "asylum" means in the context of immigration.
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ErikLovemonger Apr 16, 2026 +10
My personal favorite is I think he talks about Hannibal Lecter supporting him because he thinks Anthony Hopkins is Jon Voight, but he couldn't remember Jon Voight/Hopkins's name so he just went to the first character he could think of. And then he can't backtrack because he is a derranged narcissist so he just goes with it.
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Tapprunner Apr 16, 2026 +6
I hate everything that is happening right now.
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CollectionFit9926 Apr 17, 2026 +1
trump just likes the joke, "He had a friend for dinner." Hannibal Lector
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DogWallop Apr 15, 2026 +11
Hey boss, remember that time you rode that dinosaur wearing all leather to accentuate your massive, muscular physique? I did a little rendering of that glorious moment! Yes... yes... I remember it well...
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BuiltBoredTough Apr 15, 2026 +291
Why are there so many conservative bots on here? Do they really think they’ll get us to hate Jimmy? Delusional. Shouldn’t they be attacking Iran or harming children? Why are you all so big mad? Do you need a ba-ba?
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Phillip_Spidermen Apr 15, 2026 +88
part of r/entertainment has skewed weirdly conservative for years There's always a number of commenters that seem like they hate the entire industry and are only subbed to vilify it
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Nice_Improvement_644 Apr 15, 2026 +22
''There's always a number of bot that seem like they hate the entire industry and are only subbed to vilify it'' fixed that for you...
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superkirb8 Apr 15, 2026 +8
It’s probably because it’s part of the default news section.
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FlaccidGhostLoad Apr 17, 2026 +2
It's a part of their culture war. It's the same branch that attacked all those female actors like Brie Larson and that woman from Last Jedi. They pitch all these fits hoping to peel off enough people with their viciousness and misogyny that their efforts are worth it.
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UrsusRenata Apr 15, 2026 +4
They’re probably paid by the post.
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TiEmEnTi Apr 16, 2026 +2
More like a few cents per 1000 posts if they're lucky enough to not be in a forced labour situation
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david-saint-hubbins Apr 15, 2026
It's entirely possible to 1) hate Trump, 2) think Kimmel is a hacky comedian, and 3) not be conservative, all at the same time.
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bdillathebeatkilla Apr 15, 2026
Pretty sure the bots are the one that gassed up this stupid post
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beck_is_back Apr 15, 2026 +95
Is it still considered "a joke" if it's true though?!? 🤔
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Plastic-Caramel3714 Apr 15, 2026 +43
The best jokes are funny because they are true.
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Bengineering3D Apr 15, 2026 +39
So he stated facts?
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swiftk1tty Apr 15, 2026 +8
It's vicious to point out the obvious but okay for someone to both touch and murder children?
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Birdman330 Apr 15, 2026 +62
That’ll do it, Trump is in handcuffs going to the jail right now
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pfmoke Apr 15, 2026 -44
Republicans: literally doing the most evil, vile shit and getting away with it Democrats: hehehehehe guys should we tell the joke now?
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New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 15, 2026 +72
You know jimmy Kimmel isn't an elected official?
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the-other-abbi Apr 15, 2026 +28
Then why did I vote for him? Checkmate liberal!
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pfmoke Apr 15, 2026 -18
Can you source any time a democrat has had a fuckin spine during 47? Republicans have been playing dirty for decades and democrats are complacent at this point
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andyraylan Apr 15, 2026 +14
Aren’t we still in a shutdown?
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Only--East Apr 15, 2026 +12
Tf do you want the minority party to do about it?
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Alexander_the_gay93 Apr 15, 2026 +7
Be obstructive. The republicans do it when they’re the minority party, but democrats never seem to wanna learn.
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New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 15, 2026 +7
Because the GOP either pushes everything to a conservative SCOTUS or a shutdown. Both of those things have real consequences. Performances help no one
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Bobcat-Stock Apr 15, 2026 +3
Ro Khanna
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Amy_Macadamia Apr 15, 2026 +7
Late night host: tells joke because it's his job
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Throwing-Gas Apr 15, 2026 +3
So edgy! Mad at democrats in an article about a late night host
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itjustgotcold Apr 15, 2026 +3
A lot of Listnook “leftists” refused to vote for the only candidate that had a chance to beat Trump in the last three elections and still blame democrats for Donald Trump. Totally delusional.
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mick601 Apr 16, 2026 +8
Kimmel's jokes are on spot. Trump's stupid lying ass is a easy target. Trump is Unfit mentally Unfit Physical Unfit Morally
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justforkinks0131 Apr 15, 2026 +16
what timestamp is the joke at? I aint watching a 12 min kimmel clip
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nthensome Apr 16, 2026 +2
I need to know as well
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DoomerChad Apr 15, 2026 -11
I didn’t watch the clip but they quote the joke in the article… it’s funny imo
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DrejmeisterDrej Apr 15, 2026 +30
Why not write it out so we don’t have to wade through the mess?
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Gold_Instruction2315 Apr 15, 2026 +6
The jokes are vicious. Not the pedophilic and sadistical abuse of vulnerable girls. What is wrong with people...
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AnySignificance4361 Apr 15, 2026 +8
Go Jimmy!  $&*@ trump 
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ThatNeverHappenedBro Apr 15, 2026 +10
Was he SLAMMED by the joke too??
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1wrx2subarus Apr 15, 2026 +4
Oh, not just slammed but I hear cheeks got red with all the clapping back. That’s what the blasting and subsequent eruption all over himself is always about.
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RekttalofBlades Apr 15, 2026 +7
Damn. They finally got him. He’ll be forced to resign now.
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artomatic69 Apr 15, 2026 +1
Will Jimmy get sued?
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Unusual_Flounder2073 6 days ago +1
Maybe. But then Trump would be open to discovery on every pardon and the process they went through. Someone will point out that would expose the money payoffs and he will drop it ceremoniously stating something about not having time as president to pursue it.
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bostonterrier4life Apr 16, 2026 +1
As always the sensationalism falls well short of the headline.
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EcstaticFarmer3372 Apr 15, 2026
Oh yeah he went there. This does nothing to stop Mango Mussolini.
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EnlightenedCorncob Apr 15, 2026 +8
He's a comedian. What's he supposed to do?
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JennyWearsBlueJeans Apr 15, 2026 +9
I mean, it enrages him, which is pretty funny
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lordsugar7 Apr 15, 2026 -4
Any Swalwell jokes? Any regrets for fluffing that monster? No?
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