I love how Kimmel keeps daring Carr to come after him again. Love Jimmy.
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motivation196620 hr ago
+31
He has been going full on! I love it, it’s almost like he might have some support above him and they are like go for it!
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Royal_Airport79408 hr ago
+5
Carr is such a spineless twink
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Silviecat448 hr ago
+1
This week on America's favourite podcast within a podcast.......
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dalyarak_rick1 day ago
+92
Mushroom d*** was my fav
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__Yakovlev__22 hr ago
+38
"averaged sized, but weirdly shaped"
-that pornstar he paid, can't think of her name.
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Logical_Confusious18 hr ago
+17
Melania
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__Yakovlev__13 hr ago
+6
No that's the one he's *still* paying
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ApprehensiveBed62968 hr ago
+1
daaaaamn
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Poundaflesh17 hr ago
+5
Stormy Daniels
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WitchyBritches216 hr ago
+3
I recall her saying it was small, not average sized. She said she wasn't sure if he was even in her.
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Aggravating_Swim_96115 hr ago
+1
I doubt it’s average size. He has a micro p****.
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ComputerDecent4631 day ago
-82
Low standards for comedy, eh?
Do you roll on the floor from fart jokes?
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dragonslayerbarbie1 day ago
+28
That depends, what is the fart joke?
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patwm1118 hr ago
+3
[7:11](https://youtu.be/GRjKhsJc95o?si=sMNL29fAzyHiBlnN) into the video. It was a good fart joke to be fair
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pfamsd001 day ago
+48
This from someone who thought “let’s go Brandon” was the apotheosis of comedy
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ComputerDecent4631 day ago
-49
Nope, never got into that.
It’s almost like people have free will and free thought.
I couldn’t care less what jokes you tell as long as they’re funny. Johnny Carson never brought out a stripper to talk about Reagan’s man parts though.
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HutSutRawlson23 hr ago
+27
You think it’s Kimmel’s fault that Trump couldn’t keep his prostitute habit under wraps?
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mc_trigger23 hr ago
+17
Regan never had sex with a p*** star without a condom while his wife was pregnant then paid her off to keep quiet.
I want to hear about this vain, narcissistic, sociopath’s tiny little mushroom d*** from the source in a public forum, that’s comedy gold right there.
Plus, Trump hate watches Kimmel which makes it even funnier.
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TillamookTramp21 hr ago
+6
Hey, Ronnie didn't need p*** stars since he was married to the Throat Goat.
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trvlnut1 day ago
+17
Johnny Carson. Lol
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RunEd5122 hr ago
+7
*Back in mah day…*
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TheGreatGenghisJon22 hr ago
+5
Well, did Reagan pay off the stripper and write it off as campaign funds, or....?
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Skiier-Hair18 hr ago
+1
“Boo hoo, people are making fun of my guy” - u/ComputerDecent463
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TugJobTony1 day ago
+7
You must love the taste of leather.
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Skiier-Hair18 hr ago
+1
I love fart jokes
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2ndSmrtestPersunEvar16 hr ago
+1
It’s more like we have much higher standards for a President.
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SDPLISSKEN0091 day ago
+26
That was a great roast
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ApprehensiveBed62968 hr ago
+1
yeah
one of the best dialogoues in the last year. non-roast and all point were hilarious!
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ixiduffixi20 hr ago
+11
I've called him Trumple Thinkskin since 2016
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New-Equal803921 hr ago
+8
Don’t forget that Trump does not have a good heart.
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Logical_Confusious6 hr ago
+1
If any
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westernjuni1 day ago
+34
Trump is developmentally disabled. He’s also an ass. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. It’s an illness of society that people worship what he is and think it’s holy or moral.
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ChicagoAuPair20 hr ago
+26
He isn’t disabled, he has just never once ever had to do anything ever, not even a small thing.
He didn’t know what groceries are until it became a campaign issue and people started writing it into his speeches, and even then he assumed it was some weird quirk of his writers, like they are the weird ones for using the word.
He has never learned how to do anything—not how to drive, not how to cook, not how to do taxes, not how to set up an email account, or how to do laundry. He just doesn’t know anything.
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Stormshow11 hr ago
+1
How do you think that's atrophied his brain over time? That's a textbook disability of development if I've ever heard one described. His NPD is so bad he struggles with object permanence these days
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talktojvc1 day ago
+8
Was that Melania painting real? I still don’t know 🤣🤣🤣
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justsomedude420219 hr ago
+5
Hahahahaha! When the comedian became MORE POWERFUL THAN THE PROTUS!!!!!
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IANALbutIAMAcat1 day ago
+16
The Jay Leno call out made me laugh out loud
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blackraven197917 hr ago
+3
I was cooking pork carnitas this weekend. The pork had a thick layer of fat but skin was thin. had to think about that reading this headline….
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dumbboyhappydude441 day ago
+8
Sadly funny but not entirely correct. He isn’t a human being.
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Logical_Confusious6 hr ago
+1
He is a simple low IQ excrement producing carbon based organism..
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lizard_king00001 day ago
+5
His followers are exactly the same
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CarolinaPanthers20151 day ago
+5
As per usual, he ain't motherfucking wrong, dawg. He is just ABSOLUTELY 100% on point.
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StatementCareful5221 day ago
+8
"Oh man I don't know what I'll do with my life if they can remove my cancerous tumor, it's been like my entire personality lately"
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Diz722 hr ago
+8
This type of show makes fun of current events.
Trump dominates current events with his constant flailing about, threatening allies, leading the country into war, etc... so he gets brought up often.
Things happened before Trump that provided comedy material. Unless Trump really, really fucks up, things will happen after Trump that provide comedy material.
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Etzell1 day ago
+18
You're aware he had a talk show before Trump was in office, right?
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Think-Organization361 day ago
-11
Have you seen Jimmy’s show in the last 4 years?
The answer is no.. no you haven’t.
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Etzell1 day ago
+11
I can't believe I have to spell it out even more clearly than I previously did, but okay:
Jimmy Kimmel had a successful talk show before Trump got elected. The talk show changed after the election. When Trump goes away, it will change again. The dude is a comedian with a team of writers, and it's a talk show. It's not like it's rocket science, and it's not like Trump is critical to making any of it happen.
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Think-Organization361 day ago
-16
Yea dawg.. we all saw the man show.
He’s still obsessed with Donald Trump here today in 2026.
Sad someone has to spell that out for you
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Etzell1 day ago
+11
>Yea dawg.. we all saw the man show.
I'm talking about Jimmy Kimmel Live, which premiered in 2003.
>He’s still obsessed with Donald Trump here today in 2026.
Donald Trump is still the president here today in 2026.
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heckdwreck19 hr ago
+3
You're aware there was over a decade of Jimmy Kimmel Live before Trump's first term, right?
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Think-Organization3619 hr ago
-2
If you have watched the JK show consistently for the last 4+ years you’d see how completely obsessed he is with the man.
What shows he had before that really doesn’t matter at all in the here and now. No idea what point you’re proving 🤷♂️
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heckdwreck19 hr ago
+4
That he can talk about things other than Trump? The very obvious point we all are trying to get you to understand. He talks a lot about Trump because it's relevant and topical... You know, like late night hosts typically do... He hasn't suddenly lost the ability to tell jokes his writers write for him. Not hard to understand, but maybe for you it is I guess.
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Dufresne857 hr ago
+1
>Have you seen Jimmy's show in the last 4 years? The answer is no.. no you haven't
> Yea dawg.. we all saw the man show. He’s still obsessed with Donald Trump here today in 2026. Sad someone has to spell that out for you
> If you have watched the JK show consistently for the last 4+ years you’d see how completely obsessed he is with the man. What shows he had before that really doesn’t matter at all in the here and now. No idea what point you’re proving 🤷♂️
So "have you seen Jimmy's show in the last 4 years" then "we all saw the man show" to "what show he had before doest matter at all in the here and now"
You have absolutely no point and you don't defend your nonsense at all.
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StatementCareful5221 day ago
+2
I bet you watch a lot of man shows
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bagofpork21 hr ago
+2
Oh, boy...
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NasoLittle1 day ago
+3
Fox News? CNN? Political influencers? Manosphere podcasters? Jimmy Kimmel? Stephen Colbert (cancelled)?
Probably whatever is the new outrage or injustice, respectfully speaking
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DR_P0S_itivity1 day ago
-3
if only late nite could bring attention to [the reasons we got Trump elected in the first place…](https://youtu.be/-jFzF3YFxek?si=5R6RtFz01XTZv1Fi)
It’s hard to imagine worse than Trump….but that’s where we are headed since no one wants to talk about why and how he was elected
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ZGadgetInspector22 hr ago
-1
And now, women jumping on trampolines.
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electricsheepsfoot21 hr ago
-2
Did he cry when he said that?
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Minimum-Percentage-61 day ago
-18
Kimmel isn’t funny. Whether or not I care for President Trump… he’s just not.
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MilkiestMaestro21 hr ago
+7
Humor is subjective. Millions of people disagree with you.
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TheGipper801 day ago
-12
Too much going for applause rather than laughs.
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Luci-Noir23 hr ago
-15
He’s talking about trump being thin skinned but this guy has cried so many times on his show.
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Midlife__Crisis__23 hr ago
+13
TF does crying have to do with being thin skinned
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prest0x23 hr ago
+12
There isn't any kind of comparison there. Being thin-skinned is nothing like having empathy.
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Luci-Noir22 hr ago
-13
The empathy like running a misogynistic show? Sure.
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MilkiestMaestro21 hr ago
+7
The Man Show hasn't been on in over 20 years, it can't hurt you anymore. There there.
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roguesignal4206918 hr ago
+2
It’s almost like people grow and change as they get older. That show hasn’t been on for decades and he doesn’t do that type of humor anymore.
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PhillSebben22 hr ago
+5
He cried because his show got canceled due to censorship. Which was a very big blow to democracy. If you care for something like that, you would share or at least understand his feelings. But I doubt it, since you're probably just a bot.
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supplier4422 hr ago
-5
what's with people like u calling other people bots if they say something u don't like lmao
-5
ArcadianDelSol20 hr ago
-5
From a guy who cries on TV once a week.
-5
B00marangTrotter13 hr ago
+1
https://youtu.be/GRjKhsJc95o?si=8ulYImAextW7dP-v
For those who actually would like to watch it.
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The_Dented20 hr ago
-6
Wasn’t too long ago, Jimmy was the same.
Careful Jimmy - one remark from fling back in the same situation…
It’s amazing. How quickly things are forgotten.
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prettybeach20191 day ago
-34
Weren't you crying after they suspended you?
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dragonslayerbarbie1 day ago
+11
"Weren't you crying when your first amendment rights were deeply and unlawfully violated?"
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Shaunvfx1 day ago
+12
Go suck on the mushroom
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amcrambler14 hr ago
-1
Sorry Jimmy. You’re not invited.
-1
Think-Organization361 day ago
-18
The JK show used to be so good until he become obsessed with Donald.
Jimmy thinks about DT throughout the day more than his own family. 😢
Please God just let it go and go back to doing real monologues
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edelweiss_pirates_no23 hr ago
+8
How many times did you vote for Trump?
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BillsAndTheKids11 hr ago
+1
You voted for Kamala , right?
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happyscrappy14 hr ago
+2
I wonder what Trump did to arouse such enmity.
Oh yeah, that's right. He tried to push Kimmel off the air with tactics that clearly violate the first amendment. Funny an existential threat will make a guy zero in on administration bad behavior.
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Meme_Pope22 hr ago
-9
How did fat become a word that’s apparently horrific to say in polite society, but perfectly okay to say if it’s about your political opponents
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TackleComprehensive39 hr ago
-3
Jimmy Kimmel is an idiot
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TheMuel721 hr ago
-15
All this guy does it talk about trump.
I was in stitches when he started crying when Trump got elected.
Almost made trump getting elected worth it
-15
Beans217722 hr ago
-17
Wasn't this guy crying like a little girl live on TV?
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Dufresne8519 hr ago
+4
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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Beans217711 hr ago
Talking about thin skin, the man weeps over nothing.
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1911Earthling16 hr ago
-6
Their hatred of each other reminds me of two queens pulling each other’s fake hair each screaming I am the real girl. Lol.
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Saltydogusn1 day ago
-27
Not a Trump fan by any stretch. But I've never seen him cry like a little b**** on national TV. Thin skin?? Talk about the black face calling the kettle black...
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Dufresne8519 hr ago
+1
Crying does not equal thin skinned. If that's your takeaway here, you have a lot of growing and maturing to do.
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Luci-Noir23 hr ago
-8
Same thing I thought.
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Thin_Literature_15201 day ago
-10
Kimmel - The same guy that said to kill the entire Chinese population
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