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General Mar 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump: ‘He uses his bones to feel things instead of his brain’

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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2026/mar/17/jimmy-kimmel-trump-iran-hegseth

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Luigi-Bezzerra Mar 17, 2026 +13
He is a bonehead.
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Stingray88 Mar 18, 2026 +2
It’s the spurs
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Sir-Spazzal Mar 18, 2026 +2
That’s how he got the spurs, over use of his bones feeling things.
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Jenne1504 Mar 18, 2026 +1
Leave Tottenhams name out of your f****** mouth *slaps Chris Rock*
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suff0cat Mar 17, 2026 +20
I’m loving the more subtle jabs that Jimmy is taking to get under their skin. For example, I caught his monologue on YouTube shortly after it got uploaded and the thumbnail was your average “Jimmy on stage with today’s relevant Trump thumbnail overlayed” Couple hours later when I scrolled past it in my watch history, the thumbnail had updated to a screenshot from the Guillermo at The Oscars bit where Jimmy jokingly gives Guillermo a kiss. He also seems to be hosting a lot more awesome aggressive musical guest lately, like Knocked Loose, Poppy, and my personal favs, Spiritbox. Ain’t no way Jimmy Fallon’s giggly ass would let Courtney LePlante screech the way she did at the end of “Soft Spine”😍
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butholemoonblast Mar 17, 2026 +6
Love poppy just bought tickets to see her in July. I’m only super excited.
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TheMagicalJohnson Mar 17, 2026 +5
There’s 3 thumbnails that rotate based on some kind of algorithm which explains why you will see different thumbnails from time to time
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suff0cat Mar 17, 2026 +3
Does it shuffle for the entire life of the video? I was under the impression that the A/B testing was more about finding the optimal thumbnail within the first few hours.
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TheMagicalJohnson Mar 17, 2026 +2
Optimal, as well if you pass over a video it will recommend it to you again with a different thumbnail
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donut_koharski Mar 17, 2026 +1
Spirit box played Kimmel? That’s awesome.
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suff0cat Mar 17, 2026 +2
Yup, it was around the time Tsunami Sea dropped. Courtney’s scream after the “Your god will sort you when you die” mosh break is just otherworldly. And Mike’s weird guitar stuff that almost sounds the notes are colliding and folding in on each other like some kind of audio black hole. Ugh, I love these former Bear Wrestlers. [Spiritbox - Soft Spine (Jimmy Kimmel Live)](https://youtu.be/pntjhdeEVJk?si=8gW9U2RFNPyj4d4w)
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Various-Database6615 Mar 17, 2026 +7
He felt it in his bone spurs
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Starfox-sf Mar 17, 2026 +1
At this point it’s more like bone cancer
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Commercial-Fennel219 Mar 17, 2026 +1
We're so close to something better left unknown. 
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Minimal_Gains Mar 17, 2026 +2
It is very easily overlooked that you need functioning brains in order to use them.
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justhereforbookstuff Mar 17, 2026 +1
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Jeremichi22 Mar 17, 2026 +1
I mean at this point which is dumber? Him actually using his brains or a feeling in his bones? Who the hell knows!
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infosecjosh Mar 17, 2026 +1
He is rectangular. He feels it in his bones.
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bicycle-made-for2 Mar 17, 2026 +1
He has plenty of those including the non existent bone spurs!
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endswithnu Mar 17, 2026 +1
The bones are their money
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tndngu Mar 17, 2026 +1
Because there’s very little brain left in there
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Minimum_Run_890 Mar 17, 2026 +1
Hold on, dude! That things not a bone!
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Doc-11th Mar 17, 2026 +1
Is that a p**** metaphor?
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Roaddog113 Mar 18, 2026 +1
More like a bonehead metaphor 😝
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nasnedigonyat Mar 18, 2026 +1
The bones are their money
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lite_milk_1 Mar 18, 2026 +1
His boner (or lack of one maybe) more like
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cintune Mar 18, 2026 +1
Ever see what syphillis does to bones? It's gruesome.
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lucylucylane Mar 18, 2026 +1
He uses his bone spurs
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yolo-irl Mar 18, 2026 +1
the bones are his money
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VariousExternal5189 Mar 19, 2026 +1
Even melanoma wishes he would stop using his "bone".
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TylerHyena Mar 17, 2026 +1
I’ll never downvote or boo any shittalking directed Trump’s way.
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Disastrous-Quail-555 Mar 17, 2026 +1
Thinks with his tiny mushroom head.
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ARoodyPooCandyAss Mar 17, 2026 -1
He just says insanse shit to be in the news doesnt he?
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donut_koharski Mar 17, 2026 +2
Not any more insane that what trump says
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Unlucky_Accountant71 Mar 17, 2026
I understand Jimmy and others love making fun of Trump, he's the president it's too easy. But Why didn't anyone at the Oscars/late night tv mention irans internet blackout, or the 30,000 protestors killed?
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PrestigiousAge2004 Mar 17, 2026 -6
I'm not a Trump fan by any means but f*** Jimmy Kimmel.
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