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Jimmy Kimmel: "Trump has the memory and skin color of a gold fish"

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Kimmel eviscerates Trump with 10-word 'gold fish' comparison amid Iran war deal
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Kimmel eviscerates Trump with 10-word 'gold fish' comparison amid Iran war deal
Jimmy Kimmel repeatedly slammed President Donald Trump during his Tuesday night show, calling out the POTUS for his controversial threats made to Iran amid the ongoing conflict
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bytheway02 Apr 8, 2026 +76
That’s an offensive stereotype about goldfish.
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bentforkman Apr 8, 2026 +25
It’s true. They actually have extremely good memories, it’s a myth that they’re as dumb as Americans.
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KilroySmithson Apr 8, 2026 +8
I came here to say this.
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kiltedsteve Apr 9, 2026 +3
I represent that remark. I am American and have a bigly IQ. Some say maybe even the bigliest. I’ve aced every test, believe me. Like nobody’s ever seen before. They come to me, with tears in their eyes, saying “sir, sir, how did you get so smart?” and I tell them, “it’s a gift, I have strong genes, some of the strongest genes. You wouldn’t believe it.” It’s true, believe me. /s just in case… but I am slightly offended. I have never, nor will I ever support this pathetic excuse of a man and wannabe king/dictator. He is an abject failure on every count of his miserable life. I truly believe there is no soul behind those dead, beady eyes of his.
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No_Perception8549 Apr 9, 2026 +2
I found this amusing thanks for the laugh with my coffee this morning
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bentforkman Apr 9, 2026 +1
Look, it’s offensive, and for that I’m sorry. But you all had a chance or 200 to course correct after GWB and this is where you ended up. It’s a failure as a nation by its people. You destroyed your education system in the 80s in the name of capitalism and racism and now you all have an international reputation for being dangerous idiots. I mean this isn’t even the first time you’ve all used the largest army in the history of the world to start a war you have no chance of winning. Think about it, America has a lot of tv shows and movies about the police and crime. Have you ever seen a show where the police are like “We know who the criminal is, and he’s hiding somewhere in New York City,” so they assemble the largest army of cops ever and start blowing up buildings and going door to door murdering every single male citizen over the age of 12 and after a decade realize the guy just went to New Jersey after the first week and a half of invasion? That would be a very stupid way to catch a criminal wouldn’t it? Goldfish never did anything like that.
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GlockAF Apr 9, 2026 +3
He’s got goldfish lips too
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naszalutka Apr 8, 2026 +23
That’s offensive to the goldfish.
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Sharp-Ad-9221 Apr 8, 2026 +18
Actually gold fish have very good memories. Studies have shown that they can be easily trained. In fact I might even vote for one but sadly they’re probably too smart to run for office. 😔
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papersheeps Apr 8, 2026 +5
who started this smear campaign on goldfishes
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redditobserverone Apr 8, 2026 +7
Does anybody else think there is nothing to laugh at anymore about the man who has possibly done irreparable harm to the United States?
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MakingaJessinmyPants Apr 8, 2026 +2
He deserves to be made fun of
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Little_View_6659 Apr 9, 2026 +2
Yeah, it’s sadly not so funny any more. It’s like a rabid, overweight raccoon got into your garage. For like one second it’s a hilarious sight, and then you see the destruction and how out of its mind it is and then you’re terrified.
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No_Perception8549 Apr 9, 2026 +1
He Should be slandered to the grave imo
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sorestgore Apr 9, 2026 +2
The entire late night show making light of war criminal accusations is tiring
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redditobserverone Apr 9, 2026 +2
If people would put themselves in the shoes of families in countries that he wants to annihilate they would see that this is deeply unfunny.
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Archangel-sniper Apr 9, 2026 +1
He like being yelled at too much, laughter seems to get under his skin more
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Rski765 Apr 8, 2026 +6
Not that funny to be honest. There something irritating about people using silly insults on a guy that is dangerous to humanity. My wife does it, calls Trump an ugly lizard, which is true but I’m more concerned that a nut case has so much power and is misusing it.
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FormerLifeFreak Apr 9, 2026 +2
That’s why I won’t watch SNL anymore. They always cold open with Trump. It’s way past been comedic and absolutely not funny now. It’s dead f****** serious. Ive been streaming the new UK version of SNL now and I’ve been liking it.
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Little_View_6659 Apr 9, 2026 +2
Amen to that. I can’t even watch that stupid impersonation of him. It hurts. Even the premier of The Boys bugged me because it was too in the nose and reminded me of everything.
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Blubbolo Apr 8, 2026 +6
Brain capability too
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redditknees Apr 8, 2026 +5
He’s also as slippery.
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imjustsurfin Apr 8, 2026 +2
... and scaley.
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sorestgore Apr 9, 2026 +1
Goldfish are smart
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Due-Blackberry8056 Apr 8, 2026 +8
Be careful with that joke, it's an antique,
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Old-n-Wrinkly Apr 8, 2026 +3
Goldfish actually learn. Very good memories. We used them for psych experiments when I was a college student.
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Excellent_Divide_128 Apr 8, 2026 +2
Please stop insulting goldfish.
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Electric-Dance-5547 Apr 8, 2026 +1
Pretty sure he meant the snack hints gold fish and not goldfish
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swrrrrg Apr 8, 2026 +2
I mean, yeah, but can we stop pretending Jimmy Kimmel is at all funny?
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jtd0000 Apr 8, 2026 +2
At least Jimmy doesn’t have to try to get new material.
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spacepeenuts Apr 8, 2026 +1
funny joke from an unfunny person.
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flowerpanes Apr 8, 2026 +1
Hey, my four young and delightful goldfish resent that comparison!
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bolshoich Apr 9, 2026 +1
As long as it’s “gold,” Poopypants won’t have any complaints. Until her orders a flunky to buy a goldfish and he discovers it orange.
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Mapleford Apr 9, 2026 +1
I had an easier time teaching my goldfish to go through a hoop than I did getting my dog to learn how to sit. People get fish so wrong.
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Awkward_Squad Apr 9, 2026 +1
Why didn’t I think of that?
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cruisin_urchin87 Apr 9, 2026 +1
Demented people usually do
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Few_Judge1188 Apr 9, 2026 +1
He didn’t need to insult the gold fish, did he ???
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Nearby_Champion1189 Apr 9, 2026 +1
In Australia we have a fertiliser called “Charlie carp” it’s made from introduced carp fish in our river systems. Maybe that’s what can happen to goldfish (carp) trumpet - become fertiliser!
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Difficult_Ad2864 Apr 9, 2026 +1
He doesn’t even have a memory
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perpetualmigraine Apr 9, 2026 +1
I miss the days of comedians having quality funny material.
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perpetualmigraine Apr 9, 2026 +1
Anyone can write that garbage.
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AttemptFree Apr 10, 2026 +1
Does anyone think this is good comedy? It's definitely not fresh
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Interesting-Movie191 Apr 11, 2026 +1
I've been thinking about this for two days 
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walrusbwalrus Apr 8, 2026 +1
Holy Shit, Kimmel finally spoke out against Trump?
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HotCode4423 Apr 9, 2026
Trump is a loser, and much worse, but so is Jimmy Kimmel.
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North-Bit-7411 Apr 8, 2026 -8
Who is this guy again?
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youreusingyourwrong Apr 8, 2026 -4
I have such nostalgia for the days when Jimmy Kimmel was on the Man Show. You know, being a man.
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SeaBuilding3911 Apr 9, 2026
was he circlejerking with his co-host like you guys are?
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youreusingyourwrong Apr 9, 2026 +1
The circlejerk is this thread. People here are biting their lip with their hand on their c*** as they insult Trump. Mmmmm... hot.
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Whoiscookingthefeet Apr 8, 2026 -16
Yeah, whatever. Kimmel is a sellout and nobody who matters cares about his existence. Anybody saying otherwise is a MAP supporter.
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the_main_entrance Apr 8, 2026 +5
A sellout lol
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JesusHandjobPalms Apr 8, 2026 +3
Trump supporters are literally MAP supporters but project harder.
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Whoiscookingthefeet Apr 8, 2026 -4
You’re still in the closet. Your MAP friends are waiting for you to come out.
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Substantialed Apr 9, 2026 +1
38,000 times bro
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