It’s true. They actually have extremely good memories, it’s a myth that they’re as dumb as Americans.
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KilroySmithson4 days ago
+8
I came here to say this.
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kiltedsteve4 days ago
+3
I represent that remark. I am American and have a bigly IQ. Some say maybe even the bigliest. I’ve aced every test, believe me. Like nobody’s ever seen before. They come to me, with tears in their eyes, saying “sir, sir, how did you get so smart?” and I tell them, “it’s a gift, I have strong genes, some of the strongest genes. You wouldn’t believe it.” It’s true, believe me.
/s just in case… but I am slightly offended. I have never, nor will I ever support this pathetic excuse of a man and wannabe king/dictator. He is an abject failure on every count of his miserable life. I truly believe there is no soul behind those dead, beady eyes of his.
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No_Perception85494 days ago
+2
I found this amusing thanks for the laugh with my coffee this morning
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bentforkman4 days ago
+1
Look, it’s offensive, and for that I’m sorry. But you all had a chance or 200 to course correct after GWB and this is where you ended up. It’s a failure as a nation by its people. You destroyed your education system in the 80s in the name of capitalism and racism and now you all have an international reputation for being dangerous idiots. I mean this isn’t even the first time you’ve all used the largest army in the history of the world to start a war you have no chance of winning.
Think about it, America has a lot of tv shows and movies about the police and crime. Have you ever seen a show where the police are like “We know who the criminal is, and he’s hiding somewhere in New York City,” so they assemble the largest army of cops ever and start blowing up buildings and going door to door murdering every single male citizen over the age of 12 and after a decade realize the guy just went to New Jersey after the first week and a half of invasion? That would be a very stupid way to catch a criminal wouldn’t it?
Goldfish never did anything like that.
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GlockAF4 days ago
+3
He’s got goldfish lips too
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naszalutka4 days ago
+23
That’s offensive to the goldfish.
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Sharp-Ad-92214 days ago
+18
Actually gold fish have very good memories. Studies have shown that they can be easily trained.
In fact I might even vote for one but sadly they’re probably too smart to run for office. 😔
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papersheeps4 days ago
+5
who started this smear campaign on goldfishes
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redditobserverone4 days ago
+7
Does anybody else think there is nothing to laugh at anymore about the man who has possibly done irreparable harm to the United States?
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MakingaJessinmyPants4 days ago
+2
He deserves to be made fun of
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+2
Yeah, it’s sadly not so funny any more. It’s like a rabid, overweight raccoon got into your garage. For like one second it’s a hilarious sight, and then you see the destruction and how out of its mind it is and then you’re terrified.
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No_Perception85494 days ago
+1
He Should be slandered to the grave imo
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sorestgore4 days ago
+2
The entire late night show making light of war criminal accusations is tiring
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redditobserverone4 days ago
+2
If people would put themselves in the shoes of families in countries that he wants to annihilate they would see that this is deeply unfunny.
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Archangel-sniper4 days ago
+1
He like being yelled at too much, laughter seems to get under his skin more
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Rski7654 days ago
+6
Not that funny to be honest. There something irritating about people using silly insults on a guy that is dangerous to humanity. My wife does it, calls Trump an ugly lizard, which is true but I’m more concerned that a nut case has so much power and is misusing it.
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FormerLifeFreak4 days ago
+2
That’s why I won’t watch SNL anymore. They always cold open with Trump. It’s way past been comedic and absolutely not funny now. It’s dead f****** serious.
Ive been streaming the new UK version of SNL now and I’ve been liking it.
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Little_View_66594 days ago
+2
Amen to that. I can’t even watch that stupid impersonation of him. It hurts. Even the premier of The Boys bugged me because it was too in the nose and reminded me of everything.
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Blubbolo4 days ago
+6
Brain capability too
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redditknees4 days ago
+5
He’s also as slippery.
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imjustsurfin4 days ago
+2
... and scaley.
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sorestgore4 days ago
+1
Goldfish are smart
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Due-Blackberry80564 days ago
+8
Be careful with that joke, it's an antique,
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Old-n-Wrinkly4 days ago
+3
Goldfish actually learn. Very good memories. We used them for psych experiments when I was a college student.
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Excellent_Divide_1284 days ago
+2
Please stop insulting goldfish.
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Electric-Dance-55474 days ago
+1
Pretty sure he meant the snack hints gold fish and not goldfish
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swrrrrg4 days ago
+2
I mean, yeah, but can we stop pretending Jimmy Kimmel is at all funny?
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jtd00004 days ago
+2
At least Jimmy doesn’t have to try to get new material.
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spacepeenuts4 days ago
+1
funny joke from an unfunny person.
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flowerpanes4 days ago
+1
Hey, my four young and delightful goldfish resent that comparison!
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bolshoich4 days ago
+1
As long as it’s “gold,” Poopypants won’t have any complaints. Until her orders a flunky to buy a goldfish and he discovers it orange.
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Mapleford4 days ago
+1
I had an easier time teaching my goldfish to go through a hoop than I did getting my dog to learn how to sit. People get fish so wrong.
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Awkward_Squad4 days ago
+1
Why didn’t I think of that?
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cruisin_urchin874 days ago
+1
Demented people usually do
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Few_Judge11884 days ago
+1
He didn’t need to insult the gold fish, did he ???
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Nearby_Champion11894 days ago
+1
In Australia we have a fertiliser called “Charlie carp” it’s made from introduced carp fish in our river systems.
Maybe that’s what can happen to goldfish (carp) trumpet - become fertiliser!
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Difficult_Ad28644 days ago
+1
He doesn’t even have a memory
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perpetualmigraine4 days ago
+1
I miss the days of comedians having quality funny material.
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perpetualmigraine4 days ago
+1
Anyone can write that garbage.
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AttemptFree3 days ago
+1
Does anyone think this is good comedy? It's definitely not fresh
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Interesting-Movie1912 days ago
+1
I've been thinking about this for two days
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walrusbwalrus4 days ago
+1
Holy Shit, Kimmel finally spoke out against Trump?
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HotCode44234 days ago
Trump is a loser, and much worse, but so is Jimmy Kimmel.
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North-Bit-74114 days ago
-8
Who is this guy again?
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youreusingyourwrong4 days ago
-4
I have such nostalgia for the days when Jimmy Kimmel was on the Man Show. You know, being a man.
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SeaBuilding39114 days ago
was he circlejerking with his co-host like you guys are?
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youreusingyourwrong3 days ago
+1
The circlejerk is this thread.
People here are biting their lip with their hand on their c*** as they insult Trump.
Mmmmm... hot.
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Whoiscookingthefeet4 days ago
-16
Yeah, whatever. Kimmel is a sellout and nobody who matters cares about his existence. Anybody saying otherwise is a MAP supporter.
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the_main_entrance4 days ago
+5
A sellout lol
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JesusHandjobPalms4 days ago
+3
Trump supporters are literally MAP supporters but project harder.
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Whoiscookingthefeet4 days ago
-4
You’re still in the closet. Your MAP friends are waiting for you to come out.
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