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MastersOfNoneShow Apr 9, 2026 +513

Gonna throw this in the "no shit" pile

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Mm2k Apr 9, 2026 +91

I 'm going to add a 'Sherlock' to it.

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NobodyLikedThat1 Apr 9, 2026 +52

I mean, for Rogan, this is kind of a stroke of genius

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ImJustHere4theMoons Apr 9, 2026 +39

Not really. He's just back peddling now that he realizes the tide is turning against Trump and his enablers. Most of the other podcast bros that supported Trump started doing the same thing months ago.

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DryerCoinJay Apr 10, 2026 +21

With Trumps latest tweets, and Melania coming out to address her relationship with JE and GM, I feel they all know something is coming out. Rogan is just trying to put it out there so he can get the “I told you so” vibes when it does and all his listeners will slow clap.

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OrkidingMe Apr 10, 2026 +6

Yep. Grifter will now proceed to grift in a new direction

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CongealedBeanKingdom Apr 10, 2026 +4

85D chess amirite?

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VirgoJack Apr 9, 2026 +13

To which, Sherlock would reply "Quite."

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Blonde_O_Rama Apr 9, 2026 +26

Man, as long as people are realizing it freaking great. We should be celebrating that people are beginning to see what we have known all along. I know it's a bunch of assholes coming around to the truth, but if we have any hope of shutting down maga or getting Trump out of office to face any legal consequences, we need as many people on our side, particularly those who can speak to the conservatives

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ELB2001 Apr 9, 2026 +20

Is he realising it or just jumping ship cause he sees were the ship is heading

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TheWorclown Apr 9, 2026 +10

That’s exactly my sentiments, for the most part. The first time to correct your mistake was in 2020. I’ll absolutely understand if someone voted for him in 2016, because the alternative was someone who— while imminently qualified —had an absolute metric ton of justifiably concerning baggage. The options were shit for candidates. 2020 was when people **should** have realized that Trump is delusional and psychotic. The second time is precisely now, and if what it takes for someone to realize that fact is personal strife and discomfort, fine. I accept that psychology. There’s plenty of voters out there who only really care about what immediately goes on in their world, and if that immediate world around them is going to shit for them to recognize it, I’ll take it. One problem at a time. A purity test of “well where were you then” is just antagonistic and doesn’t get anyone anywhere, and just galvanizes someone into resisting a truth.

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BrianNowhere Apr 10, 2026 +2

They can come on over to our side any time they want. There is no requirement for us to welcome them or coddle them. They can issue a mea culpa (they never do) and help out or they can f*** off and die for all I care. I'd prefer the latter option because their allegiance cannot be trusted. They have proven themselves to be snakes long ago.

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topscreen Apr 9, 2026 +6

Hey, let's not sell Donny short. Bibi probably called him up and was like "Hey, people with huge hands and dicks bomb Iran" and that was all it took

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MTgolfer406 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Also a “took long enough, dumbass”…

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exophrine Apr 9, 2026 +107

Welcome to *BEFORE* the Iran War started, Joe ... "it's entirely possible" that he knew this, going in...

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Melodic_Crow_3409 Apr 9, 2026 +30

These slop purveyors like Rogan feel emboldened to speak out against Trump when he is likely to lose Congress in the fall and can never run for reelection. Cowards.

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che-che-chester Apr 9, 2026 +15

That is my feeling as well. People who helped get Trump elected are trying to get on the right side of history.

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Melodic_Crow_3409 Apr 9, 2026 +3

They are trying to be like Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi, but Vader showed actual courage by ending Palpatine when it seemed like Palpatine was on the verge of total victory.

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TriptowK Apr 10, 2026 +2

Somehow Palpatine returned…

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TheMeticulousNinja Apr 9, 2026 +57

Thanks Joe. This is a ground-breaking conclusion that no one has come to before.

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ohthanqkevin Apr 10, 2026 +5

Guys, I just finished The 6th Sense for the 18th time. I think Bruce Willis may have been a ghost the whole time

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Poverty_Shoes Apr 10, 2026 +2

Give Joe a break, he’s a little slow

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kron_weasly Apr 10, 2026 +2

Slow Rogan

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Academic_Rutabaga649 Apr 10, 2026 +2

That Joe, what a genius!

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Stinky_TheCat Apr 9, 2026 +42

And we knew he would pull shit like this well before his second election and Joe still propped him up and help made it happen

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ChaoticForkingGood Apr 9, 2026 +108

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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RollTh3Maps Apr 9, 2026 +60

Entirely too late and with zero self-reflection.

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No-Stranger2936 Apr 9, 2026 +36

He treats political commentary like a kid in class with zero attention span. I have no idea how he got as big as he has.

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eross200 Apr 9, 2026 +30

I head somewhere that his listeners are kinda stupid

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moreaction_lesstears Apr 9, 2026 +22

Never underestimate the magnitude of stupidity on this planet.

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ChaoticForkingGood Apr 9, 2026 +4

Very true.

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I_am_not_JohnLeClair Apr 9, 2026 +2

What if it’s missing a hand? Or in Joe’s case, a chromosome

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olipoppit Apr 9, 2026 +31

I bet Rogan feels \*so\* smart saying this now.

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Techno_Core Apr 9, 2026 +47

But he'd probably still vote for him over a Dem.

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Broken-Digital-Clock Apr 9, 2026 +23

I'd bet on it. Rogan just wants to seem more middle now, but he's really a millionaire that shills for billionaires.

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TantalizeMe3x Apr 9, 2026 +15

Good job putting together what everybody already knew

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SoFloDan Apr 9, 2026 +13

He also told tens of millions to vote for Trump…so…

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HoratioTuna27 Apr 9, 2026 +10

Right on top of things as always, Joe.

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Birdman330 Apr 9, 2026 +8

He’d vote for him again

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ShiftOk5192 Apr 9, 2026 +6

Yea, no shit! And Rogan helped him get elected.

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halfwayray Apr 9, 2026 +4

Read more about it in this month's issue of Duh Magazine

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derpferd Apr 9, 2026 +3

And from our partner magazine, You Don't Say

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Few-Gap-2350 Apr 9, 2026 +5

And the sky is blue

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LogicalEgo Apr 9, 2026 +11

Remember, this nerd enabled Trump by endorsing him.

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Hungry_Night9801 Apr 9, 2026 +7

Generally speaking, nerds are smart.

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LogicalEgo Apr 9, 2026 +8

how about, turd then?

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bug_out_zero Apr 9, 2026 +5

Well duh. Tell us something we don’t already know.

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djcrewe1 Apr 9, 2026 +4

That dumb m*********** is only 4 years behind the f****** curve.

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BrianNowhere Apr 10, 2026 +5

Slow Rogan strikes again.

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Wonderful-Pause1048 Apr 9, 2026 +3

Quite possible, if not actually true; or, to hide what the government is doing behind the scenes because of the midterms

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Tebasaki Apr 9, 2026 +3

Even a broken wet bag of hair is right twice a day.

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ginkgodave Apr 9, 2026 +3

The rats are jumping ship because they see which way the wind is blowing. (I love mixed metaphors)

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Boring_Passion_5426 Apr 9, 2026 +3

No shit Sherlock

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Charming_Mud_9209 Apr 9, 2026 +3

We got a regular einstein over here

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Due-Row-8696 Apr 9, 2026 +3

*Stares at camera as it slowly zooms in*

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_Miss_Eclipse Apr 9, 2026 +3

Many are saying this

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Proof-Peak-9274 Apr 10, 2026 +3

No f****** shit. It works too, I had a conversation with my dad after posting trumps genocide post on our family gc and got kicked within a literal minute. My dad said and I quote “they should’ve opened the strait”. He works at a steel mill…..I don’t think he understands how heavily his career rides on global trade. My father is less than five years from retirement and does not give af because he doesn’t give a shit enough to watch any news outside of mainstream Fox. I’m not saying people like my dad are dumb. The only person in my family who is outspokenly against all of this along side me is the one who has seen combat areas, and is being called overseas because of this dumbass “military operation” after sending trumps post he said “I wish you all had to see the briefings they are showing us”. Civilians literally cannot fathom what it’s like to be in these war zones, they see it every day on tv, yet feel nothing aside from, “they should’ve opened the strait.”

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MrPNGuin Apr 9, 2026 +7

Wow the host of fear factor and the least funny one on News Radio has an opinion on stuff. I never understood why anyone listened to this asshat.

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Fast-Lime-5981 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Listen, people can be pissed at Rogan and downplay all this and that’s fair. But the fact is he has a huge following and anything at all he says that can be viewed as anti-Trump at this moment is useful.

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pfroo40 Apr 9, 2026 +2

He also fired Pam Bondi so they can try and avoid her subpoena to testify before Congress.

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Stuffed-Bear412 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Let's keep talking about the Epstein files then.

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OriginalCDub Apr 9, 2026 +2

His spirit animal is a Slowpoke.

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Ill_Consequence1755 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Ya think, Joe? Clearly you got custody of the braincell this week.

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justl00kingthrowaway Apr 9, 2026 +2

Wow did he figure this out all by himself.

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Prima13 Apr 9, 2026 +2

In other news, water is wet. Film at 11.

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Jimbo415650 Apr 9, 2026 +2

I thought it was to divert from his SCOTUS loss on tariffs? He distracts and diverts attention so much I get confused

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NoOneWillEverRuleMe Apr 9, 2026 +2

OH, REALLY? Wow. Who could’ve ever figured this out.

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NoThing8978 Apr 9, 2026 +2

no f****** shit, idiot.

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Gold_Afternoon_Fix Apr 9, 2026 +2

And now melania is trying to distract us from the Iran war with the Epstein files - you couldn’t make this shit up!

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KennyBlackMusic Apr 9, 2026 +2

And it sadly worked

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ProfessionalHat6828 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Took him this long to figure it out??

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bforce1313 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Omg breaking headline…../s

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uvm87 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Can I have “No Shit” for $1000, Alex?

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be_qt_and_drive Apr 10, 2026 +2

Sharp as a whip that Rogan fella

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nodoobtaboot Apr 10, 2026 +2

the man's a genius!

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WindowOfTruth Apr 10, 2026 +2

“Short man realizes he’s been duped” Fixed the headline.

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ValuableAd3808 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Slow Rogan! He’s catching up!!

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CongealedBeanKingdom Apr 10, 2026 +2

Well done for catching up with the rest of us. And when are you going to apologise for giving these f****** grifting bastards a platform? T***.

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chaluparobin Apr 10, 2026 +2

Nothin slips by Joe

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Battle44Sis Apr 10, 2026 +2

Finally said something l believe in.

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peachmelba88 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Wow. Fork found in kitchen.

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RunRunRunRunFaster Apr 10, 2026 +2

A little late to the party there, Joe.

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Sandbox_Hero Apr 10, 2026 +2

I’m going to make a wild guess, but imo, a very plausible one. 1. Trump was propped up by Russia’s propaganda machine. Which means election interference, paid off MAGA influencers, politicians, blackmail, honey traps and etc. 2. Trump with the rise of his cult got greedy and in a fit of self-grandiose decided to go independent and attack Russia’s ally Iran. 3. Putin didn’t like that because it’s indirectly interfering with his plans for Ukraine. Yet he doesn’t want a direct conflict with USA which would be worse. Thus a more subtle approach of tilting the propaganda machine against Trump. That’s why we see h******* MAGAs suddenly popping up and turning against Trump on Iran war, and only Iran war.

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TheTimeShrike Apr 10, 2026 +2

Late to the party as usual, Joe.

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No-Philosopher3248 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Now, if Rogan was only smart enough to put two and two together sooner.

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Rage-With-Me Apr 10, 2026 +2

Everyone else said that shit too

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Doc5tove Apr 9, 2026 +4

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO F****** DUMB MAN

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AttentionNo6359 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Welcome to the party snail brain.

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CharleyLH Apr 9, 2026 +2

My god, what would we do without Joe f&&king Rogan to point these things out to us. Tomorrow, he’s going to tell us about that big ball of light in the sky and the green stuff growing in my yard. /s, if you didn’t know🙄

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moderatenerd Apr 9, 2026 +3

wait you aren't talking about ufos and marijuana?

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wiser_time Apr 10, 2026 +2

Oh really, meathead?

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TheyCallMeDDNEV Apr 9, 2026 +1

I was thinking the other day that Trump and advisors probably figured the mid terms were over for the Republicans, and Trump is on his final term barring some (more) insanity. So seeing as he's already screwed for the rest of his term they decided f*** it and are doing all the most monstrous things they can do to squeeze a little more profit out of the corrupt presidency before its too late. Because the average American may not be happy about the gas prices but im sure American oil execs are loving it.

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deejaesnafu Apr 9, 2026 +1

Guess what? It’s not working.

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Fatdisc Apr 9, 2026 +1

No shit Sherlock !!!

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Bilbo5882 Apr 9, 2026 +1

No shit Sherlock

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Mrmathmonkey Apr 9, 2026 +1

No kidding. Yeah we all figured that out out

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ThatBabyIsCancelled Apr 9, 2026 +1

I think it’s more likely he’s distracting us from Congress hauling ass and passing as much of Project 2025 as possible without us being aware.

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bomilk19 Apr 9, 2026 +1

This belongs here r/noshitsherlock

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whyyoutwofour Apr 9, 2026 +1

Lol, it's like talking to my 9yo who is slowly learning the ways of the world and treating them like he's discovered a secret truth.

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TheOldJawbone Apr 9, 2026 +1

Who says Rogan is slow?

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Ironman_2678 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Oh gee whiz Joey ya think?

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mrchris69 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Wow Joe! You come up with that original insight all on your own ?

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the_47th_painter Apr 9, 2026 +1

No shit Sherlock. Damn Rogan you are on the ball today.

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ixnine Apr 9, 2026 +1

Say whaaaa….?! /s

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sam56778 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Hate to say it but Rogan is probably right about this one.

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Kingdomcome33 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Wow Joe did you come to that conclusion all by yourself?

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Historical_Meet3370 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Headline should say ,"ultra slow man realises what everyone else knew in 2016"

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jd2cylman Apr 9, 2026 +1

Well, duh. Joe finally ran out of weed?

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NoTitleChamp Apr 9, 2026 +1

Don't worry, He still suck up to him at the next available opportunity.

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AmazingChicken Apr 9, 2026 +1

Are you not entertained? Well then.

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Own-Opinion-2494 Apr 9, 2026 +1

No shit. Release the Trump Files

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ARoodyPooCandyAss Apr 9, 2026 +1

Trumps insanity is so vile he’d rather bomb a school of children then people discuss him in the Epstein files

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tcat1961 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Already knew, bro.

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abhig535 Apr 9, 2026 +1

We never forgot about 9/11, we best not forget about this too

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PoodleMomFL Apr 9, 2026 +1

How much to come to that conclusion?

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Appropriate_Cheek_13 Apr 9, 2026 +1

This is such a simplified version of what’s really going on.

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running_wired Apr 9, 2026 +1

Seeing how his wife made a bizarre announcement today from the WH, be can basically confirm this is true. People need to understand Trump isn't afraid of the Epstein files because he wants to protect himself. He's trying to protect his family and more accurately his son.

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Middle-Example-6647 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Smart like buffalo..

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weristjonsnow Apr 9, 2026 +1

Little late to the announcement, joe. We all know

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SpiderFan241 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Guy gets blamed for not being critical enough of Trump and then when he does everyone still jumps on him.

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InourbtwotamI Apr 9, 2026 +1

Uhm yeah. We’ve been yelling about that for the longest time. Have you finally emerged from a coma?

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Fun-Metal-6861 Apr 9, 2026 +1

He just put the puzzle pieces together? Wow he is slow

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Tgeeze Apr 9, 2026 +1

What kind of nincompoop listens to J R??

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Someoneoverthere42 Apr 9, 2026 +1

That connect-the-dots consisted of only.two dots.

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Jsr1 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Rogan speaks the truth for once, unfortunately the cult is too stoopid to realize or understand

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According_Disaster95 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Wow can’t get anything over on Joe!

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lyidaValkris Apr 9, 2026 +1

Just figuring that out, eh Sparky?

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ChrisPollock6 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Who is Jon Reagan?

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SkunkPunkFlunk Apr 9, 2026 +1

Thanks Joe, I am so glad you could bless us all with your knowledge. What I want to know is.... would you vote for them again? Bet you would, because you are a bald little insecure b****.

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filmguy36 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Well, no shit Sherlock? You come up with that one on your own? F*** sakes these f****** right wing morons a slow

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425565 Apr 9, 2026 +1

No shit, Sherlock..

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Emotional_Arm1149 Apr 9, 2026 +1

And you endorsed him, dipshit

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MBHYSAR Apr 9, 2026 +1

Killing hundreds of people is better than confirming what we already know about him.

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