Joe Rogan says Trump started the Iran war to distract Americans from Epstein files

Gonna throw this in the "no shit" pile

Welcome to *BEFORE* the Iran War started, Joe ... "it's entirely possible" that he knew this, going in...

Thanks Joe. This is a ground-breaking conclusion that no one has come to before.

And we knew he would pull shit like this well before his second election and Joe still propped him up and help made it happen

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I bet Rogan feels \*so\* smart saying this now.

But he'd probably still vote for him over a Dem.

Good job putting together what everybody already knew

He also told tens of millions to vote for Trump…so…

Right on top of things as always, Joe.

He’d vote for him again

Yea, no shit! And Rogan helped him get elected.

Read more about it in this month's issue of Duh Magazine

And the sky is blue

Remember, this nerd enabled Trump by endorsing him.

Well duh. Tell us something we don’t already know.

That dumb m*********** is only 4 years behind the f****** curve.

Slow Rogan strikes again.

Quite possible, if not actually true; or, to hide what the government is doing behind the scenes because of the midterms

Even a broken wet bag of hair is right twice a day.

The rats are jumping ship because they see which way the wind is blowing. (I love mixed metaphors)

No shit Sherlock

We got a regular einstein over here

*Stares at camera as it slowly zooms in*

Many are saying this

No f****** shit. It works too, I had a conversation with my dad after posting trumps genocide post on our family gc and got kicked within a literal minute. My dad said and I quote “they should’ve opened the strait”. He works at a steel mill…..I don’t think he understands how heavily his career rides on global trade. My father is less than five years from retirement and does not give af because he doesn’t give a shit enough to watch any news outside of mainstream Fox. I’m not saying people like my dad are dumb. The only person in my family who is outspokenly against all of this along side me is the one who has seen combat areas, and is being called overseas because of this dumbass “military operation” after sending trumps post he said “I wish you all had to see the briefings they are showing us”. Civilians literally cannot fathom what it’s like to be in these war zones, they see it every day on tv, yet feel nothing aside from, “they should’ve opened the strait.”

Wow the host of fear factor and the least funny one on News Radio has an opinion on stuff. I never understood why anyone listened to this asshat.

Listen, people can be pissed at Rogan and downplay all this and that’s fair. But the fact is he has a huge following and anything at all he says that can be viewed as anti-Trump at this moment is useful.

He also fired Pam Bondi so they can try and avoid her subpoena to testify before Congress. 

Let's keep talking about the Epstein files then.

His spirit animal is a Slowpoke.

Ya think, Joe? Clearly you got custody of the braincell this week.

Wow did he figure this out all by himself.

In other news, water is wet. Film at 11.

I thought it was to divert from his SCOTUS loss on tariffs? He distracts and diverts attention so much I get confused

OH, REALLY? Wow. Who could’ve ever figured this out.

no f****** shit, idiot.

And now melania is trying to distract us from the Iran war with the Epstein files - you couldn’t make this shit up!

And it sadly worked

Took him this long to figure it out??

Omg breaking headline…../s

Can I have “No Shit” for $1000, Alex?

Sharp as a whip that Rogan fella

the man's a genius!

“Short man realizes he’s been duped” Fixed the headline.

Slow Rogan! He’s catching up!!

Well done for catching up with the rest of us. And when are you going to apologise for giving these f****** grifting bastards a platform? T***.

Nothin slips by Joe

Finally said something l believe in.

Wow. Fork found in kitchen.

A little late to the party there, Joe.

I’m going to make a wild guess, but imo, a very plausible one. 1. Trump was propped up by Russia’s propaganda machine. Which means election interference, paid off MAGA influencers, politicians, blackmail, honey traps and etc. 2. Trump with the rise of his cult got greedy and in a fit of self-grandiose decided to go independent and attack Russia’s ally Iran. 3. Putin didn’t like that because it’s indirectly interfering with his plans for Ukraine. Yet he doesn’t want a direct conflict with USA which would be worse. Thus a more subtle approach of tilting the propaganda machine against Trump. That’s why we see h******* MAGAs suddenly popping up and turning against Trump on Iran war, and only Iran war.

Late to the party as usual, Joe.

Now, if Rogan was only smart enough to put two and two together sooner.

Everyone else said that shit too

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO F****** DUMB MAN

Welcome to the party snail brain.

My god, what would we do without Joe f&&king Rogan to point these things out to us. Tomorrow, he’s going to tell us about that big ball of light in the sky and the green stuff growing in my yard. /s, if you didn’t know🙄

Oh really, meathead?

I was thinking the other day that Trump and advisors probably figured the mid terms were over for the Republicans, and Trump is on his final term barring some (more) insanity. So seeing as he's already screwed for the rest of his term they decided f*** it and are doing all the most monstrous things they can do to squeeze a little more profit out of the corrupt presidency before its too late. Because the average American may not be happy about the gas prices but im sure American oil execs are loving it.

Guess what? It’s not working.

No shit Sherlock !!!

No shit Sherlock

No kidding. Yeah we all figured that out out

I think it’s more likely he’s distracting us from Congress hauling ass and passing as much of Project 2025 as possible without us being aware.

This belongs here r/noshitsherlock

Lol, it's like talking to my 9yo who is slowly learning the ways of the world and treating them like he's discovered a secret truth.

Who says Rogan is slow?

Oh gee whiz Joey ya think?

Wow Joe! You come up with that original insight all on your own ?

No shit Sherlock. Damn Rogan you are on the ball today.

Say whaaaa….?! /s

Hate to say it but Rogan is probably right about this one.

Wow Joe did you come to that conclusion all by yourself?

Headline should say ,"ultra slow man realises what everyone else knew in 2016"

Well, duh. Joe finally ran out of weed?

Don't worry, He still suck up to him at the next available opportunity.

Are you not entertained? Well then.

No shit. Release the Trump Files

Trumps insanity is so vile he’d rather bomb a school of children then people discuss him in the Epstein files

Already knew, bro.

We never forgot about 9/11, we best not forget about this too

How much to come to that conclusion?

This is such a simplified version of what’s really going on.

Seeing how his wife made a bizarre announcement today from the WH, be can basically confirm this is true. People need to understand Trump isn't afraid of the Epstein files because he wants to protect himself. He's trying to protect his family and more accurately his son.

Smart like buffalo..

Little late to the announcement, joe. We all know

Guy gets blamed for not being critical enough of Trump and then when he does everyone still jumps on him.

Uhm yeah. We’ve been yelling about that for the longest time. Have you finally emerged from a coma?

He just put the puzzle pieces together? Wow he is slow

What kind of nincompoop listens to J R??

That connect-the-dots consisted of only.two dots.

Rogan speaks the truth for once, unfortunately the cult is too stoopid to realize or understand

Wow can’t get anything over on Joe!

Just figuring that out, eh Sparky?

Who is Jon Reagan?

Thanks Joe, I am so glad you could bless us all with your knowledge. What I want to know is.... would you vote for them again? Bet you would, because you are a bald little insecure b****.

Well, no shit Sherlock? You come up with that one on your own? F*** sakes these f****** right wing morons a slow

No shit, Sherlock..

And you endorsed him, dipshit

Killing hundreds of people is better than confirming what we already know about him.