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John Oliver Mocks Trump for Calling Pope “Weak on Crime”: “OK, But Who Gives a Sh**?”

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John Oliver Mocks Trump for Calling Pope “Weak on Crime”: “OK, But Who Gives a Sh**?”
The Hollywood Reporter
John Oliver Mocks Trump for Calling Pope “Weak on Crime”: “OK, But Who Gives a Sh**?”
"Trump seems to be on an epic run of picking losing fights," the 'Last Week Tonight' host said on Sunday's show.

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Majik8ball 5 days ago +47
Sorry, is crime bad in Vatican City?
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DeciusAemilius 5 days ago +14
Pickpocketing is (no really - all those people gathering to see the Pope and all).
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sumpfbruderschaft 5 days ago +7
Damn swiss guards can't hold their hands by themselves.
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Jumpy_Ad_6417 5 days ago +6
If you are american going to europe, wallet goes in the front pocket of your pants. Make sure your purse can zip close and hug it when you go on busses. Be careful about bookbags. Even if locals don’t do that with their gear, you are who these guys target so consider it.  
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audiotech14 4 days ago +2
Had an older woman reach into my front pocket looking for a wallet on a crowded boat ride in Venice. Luckily, my wife and I kept our valuables in little carriers we kept under our shirts around our necks, so there was nothing for her.
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Jumpy_Ad_6417 4 days ago +1
We had a chick from our college for the summer class with us on the bus ride to the Vatican. One of those long wallets was snuck out of her bag. 
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Meles_B 5 days ago +9
Very, one of the highest in the world per capita. Because it's a tourist place with amount of visitors thousands of times higher than residents, even relatively reasonable amount of crime makes the crime rate around 1 per capita. But in reality it's all petty theft - pickpockets and purse snatching.
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Majik8ball 5 days ago +3
Any school shootings?
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stompgobbler 5 days ago +10
In a twist of irony, schools aren’t allowed within 100 ft of the Vatican.
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Meles_B 5 days ago +1
No schools, so zero.
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spssky 5 days ago +1
Well there is a famous college
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Ozatopcascades 5 days ago +67
His business IS absolving confessed 'sins' after all!
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gimme20regular_cash 5 days ago +24
Yeah! What gives! And my plumber is a terrible electrician
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Neurojazz 5 days ago +19
This is just reminding me of Loki saying isn’t this better?’ And everyone just kneeling. Except there are no Avengers turning up.
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Polkawillneverdie17 5 days ago +23
It's our job, each and every one of us to be the brave man who did not kneel. "Not to men like you." "There are no men like me." There are *always* men like you."
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MakingaJessinmyPants 5 days ago +6
Man I know he kinda sucks as a person but Whedon’s dialogue was so f****** good
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derpferd 5 days ago +8
Well, for his Pope Election campaign, Leo famously campaigned on an anti Crime stance so where's all that gone to now, huh?
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retiredhawaii 5 days ago +12
Said the man that pardons criminals
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Alternative-Rock-406 5 days ago +8
I love John Oliver!
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cjester414 5 days ago +8
Trump's go-to insult is always "something something CRIME" bc it triggers the white supremacist response he's trying to get across. Also, he commits a lot of crime. Additionally, he's a f****** moron.
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bufftbone 5 days ago +2
Oh good. He’s back. I miss his show when it’s not on.
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GrahamCrackerDragon 5 days ago
When John Oliver is starting to make jokes about Trump, you know it's a day.
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MakingaJessinmyPants 5 days ago +3
Whoah, the late night comedian is talking about current events?? That’s so fucked up /s
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GrahamCrackerDragon 5 days ago +1
Trump events
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MakingaJessinmyPants 5 days ago
Almost like he’s one of the most important people in the world right now
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GrahamCrackerDragon 5 days ago -4
John Oliver's entire existence is based around Trump. If he had to actually create humor instead of saying one individual was bad everyday, he would probably have an aneurysm. I personally think Trump stinks and am sad that comedy is just other people saying he stinks and passing it off as funny.
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MakingaJessinmyPants 5 days ago +1
There are comedians who talk about stuff that isn’t current politics. Maybe late night just isn’t for you bro
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