Pickpocketing is (no really - all those people gathering to see the Pope and all).
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sumpfbruderschaftApr 20, 2026
+7
Damn swiss guards can't hold their hands by themselves.
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Jumpy_Ad_6417Apr 20, 2026
+6
If you are american going to europe, wallet goes in the front pocket of your pants. Make sure your purse can zip close and hug it when you go on busses. Be careful about bookbags. Even if locals don’t do that with their gear, you are who these guys target so consider it.
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audiotech14Apr 21, 2026
+2
Had an older woman reach into my front pocket looking for a wallet on a crowded boat ride in Venice. Luckily, my wife and I kept our valuables in little carriers we kept under our shirts around our necks, so there was nothing for her.
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Jumpy_Ad_6417Apr 21, 2026
+1
We had a chick from our college for the summer class with us on the bus ride to the Vatican. One of those long wallets was snuck out of her bag.
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Meles_BApr 20, 2026
+9
Very, one of the highest in the world per capita.
Because it's a tourist place with amount of visitors thousands of times higher than residents, even relatively reasonable amount of crime makes the crime rate around 1 per capita.
But in reality it's all petty theft - pickpockets and purse snatching.
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Majik8ballApr 20, 2026
+3
Any school shootings?
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stompgobblerApr 20, 2026
+10
In a twist of irony, schools aren’t allowed within 100 ft of the Vatican.
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Meles_BApr 20, 2026
+1
No schools, so zero.
1
spsskyApr 20, 2026
+1
Well there is a famous college
1
OzatopcascadesApr 20, 2026
+67
His business IS absolving confessed 'sins' after all!
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gimme20regular_cashApr 20, 2026
+24
Yeah! What gives! And my plumber is a terrible electrician
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NeurojazzApr 20, 2026
+19
This is just reminding me of Loki saying isn’t this better?’ And everyone just kneeling. Except there are no Avengers turning up.
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Polkawillneverdie17Apr 20, 2026
+23
It's our job, each and every one of us to be the brave man who did not kneel.
"Not to men like you."
"There are no men like me."
There are *always* men like you."
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MakingaJessinmyPantsApr 20, 2026
+6
Man I know he kinda sucks as a person but Whedon’s dialogue was so f****** good
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derpferdApr 20, 2026
+8
Well, for his Pope Election campaign, Leo famously campaigned on an anti Crime stance so where's all that gone to now, huh?
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retiredhawaiiApr 20, 2026
+12
Said the man that pardons criminals
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Alternative-Rock-406Apr 20, 2026
+8
I love John Oliver!
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cjester414Apr 20, 2026
+8
Trump's go-to insult is always "something something CRIME" bc it triggers the white supremacist response he's trying to get across.
Also, he commits a lot of crime.
Additionally, he's a f****** moron.
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bufftboneApr 20, 2026
+2
Oh good. He’s back. I miss his show when it’s not on.
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GrahamCrackerDragonApr 20, 2026
When John Oliver is starting to make jokes about Trump, you know it's a day.
0
MakingaJessinmyPantsApr 20, 2026
+3
Whoah, the late night comedian is talking about current events?? That’s so fucked up /s
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GrahamCrackerDragonApr 20, 2026
+1
Trump events
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MakingaJessinmyPantsApr 20, 2026
Almost like he’s one of the most important people in the world right now
0
GrahamCrackerDragonApr 20, 2026
-4
John Oliver's entire existence is based around Trump. If he had to actually create humor instead of saying one individual was bad everyday, he would probably have an aneurysm. I personally think Trump stinks and am sad that comedy is just other people saying he stinks and passing it off as funny.
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MakingaJessinmyPantsApr 20, 2026
+1
There are comedians who talk about stuff that isn’t current politics. Maybe late night just isn’t for you bro
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