He’s a soulless husk who just says what he thinks will make him powerful.
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Highside1269Mar 16, 2026
+117
I fully believe he would standby and watch his family deported if it meant he could be president
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xxx_poonslayer69Mar 17, 2026
+44
I agree. But I do believe be would draw the line at deporting his couch
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Highside1269Mar 17, 2026
+8
Couchy!! NOOOOOOOO!!! You've gone too far this time White House Ghoul (Miller)
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frooMar 17, 2026
+3
Don’t let him go to Sweden. IKEA may never recover.
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Current--AnythingMar 17, 2026
+8
We will only be told they've been deported. They will instead be disappeared. Peter thiel is a terrifying man
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Highside1269Mar 17, 2026
+7
He truly is, if ever there was a reptile walking amongst us its him. Im just waiting for him to be caught on camera licking his own eyeball after one of his sweaty interviews
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frooMar 17, 2026
+4
Does Peter Thiel still have his blood boy?
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Creepy_Trouble_5980Mar 17, 2026
+3
Slim ball would change his name and reinvent himself as the sole survivor of a family tradegy.
3
mowtowcowMar 17, 2026
+11
Yep. He made sense when he said shit a few years ago, but that was when he thought Trump would lose. As soon as he realized he could get on the ticket, he completely flipped and was essentially suckling at Trumps saggy balls.
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The_Mellow_TigerMar 17, 2026
+3
Some saggy, hairy t*** were involved, I believe. The bitty.
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blindmikeyMar 17, 2026
+5
Literally the majority of the Republican party.
5
spyinguitaristMar 16, 2026
+120
JD Vance is a f****** loser
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Curious_Avocado2399Mar 16, 2026
+28
Do you think when his wife sends him to sleep on the couch he is sad or happy?
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hemightberobMar 17, 2026
+27
She is married to JD Vance. She is a loser too.
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kalkutta2muchMar 17, 2026
+15
don’t forget traitor to both her race and gender!
btw she clerked under roberts, who was key in reversing roe - so she is a deplorable ghoul who has done a disservice to all american women!
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mowtowcowMar 17, 2026
+4
Probably happy. He hid his family away the entire election, going so far as to pose with another man's super white, obviously conservative family. But also because he fucks couches.
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frooMar 17, 2026
+1
Do you think that for JD Vance, an afternoon nap on the couch is his idea of an “afternoon delight” ?
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bassplayerguyMar 16, 2026
+48
And that’s about the nicest thing you can say about JD Vance or James Donald Bowman, or James David Hamel, or whatever the f*** his name is.
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RawrRawr83Mar 17, 2026
+12
I think the nicest thing you can say is that he’s not Ted Cruz
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itsallgood013Mar 17, 2026
+9
He was always that.
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PigglyWigglyDeluxeMar 17, 2026
+7
He’s the equivalent of Peter’s assistant on Family Guy whose job it was to agree to everything he said, I just wish it ended the same way with the head explosion
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Iceman72021Mar 17, 2026
+33
Hate to tell you all… but whatever John Oliver has done in the past, has generally come true. Project 2025, Elon Musk and RFK jr. I fear this will be true too.. come 2028, JDV will be Republican nominee and will win the presidency. Another extended 4-years of Republican presidency.
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SilverTwilightLookMar 17, 2026
+8
A modern Cassandra, then.
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Ok-Conference-7648Mar 17, 2026
+4
Think how awful you have to be if john Oliver can do a whole show about you.
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FlamebrushMar 17, 2026
+4
Sounds like someone who doesn’t have a real job.
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UniqueButtsMar 17, 2026
+5
He has no shame because he is in it for the end goal, supreme leader. It won’t matter what anyone thinks of him.
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HJM3Mar 17, 2026
+2
I feel like you could say the same for Hegseth. Or Trump. Or basically anyone in the administration. Guess that’s technically why it’s an archetype.
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optimalbrain90Mar 17, 2026
+2
That comparison is way too accurate. It feels less like a real person and more like someone whose only role is to agree, which makes the whole thing kind of unbearable after a point.
2
Final_Usual1229Mar 17, 2026
+2
He has the personality of soggy white bread
2
DisillusionedPatriotMar 17, 2026
+2
He does what he's told.
2
Internet_Rando_667Mar 17, 2026
+2
J.D. Vance is what happens when a soft person is protected too much.
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