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scr33ner 1 day ago +182

Sissy boy slap party, I am in!

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NickCostanza 1 day ago +39

Chris gets one slap for free.

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stryker_cast 1 day ago +12

Sissy boy slap party 😅

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BrondellSwashbuckle 1 day ago +3

It really paints a picture

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ActionFigureCollects 1 day ago -5

With both of Will Smith's hands tied behind his back, and while he is on his knees. Then Chris Rock gets to p**** slap Will Smith across his face with his own BBC. Clip it. Meme revenge is best served erect.

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13Tsunami 1 day ago +118

Let’s skip the Oscars and just make John Waters president

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lectroid 1 day ago +34

I only lament it is too late to have Devine as Health and Human Services Secretary and Kim McGuire (Hatchet-Face) as Sec. of State. But we could still have Mink Stole as Press Secretary. Maybe Traci Lords could be HHS.

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Wheezy_n_Breezy 1 day ago +5

Dollars to donuts, all of your candidates would be more qualified and reliable at those positions than any of the current occupants.

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lectroid 1 day ago +2

Well sure. But I could name any group of random meth-heads that hang out in the park and that’d still be true…

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KennyMoose32 1 day ago +12

I love John Waters This would be a *terrible idea* And I love John Waters

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BlessdRTheFreaks 1 day ago +6

There would be no more dogpoop on the streets

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Luci-Noir 1 day ago +1

Let’s not.

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ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE 1 day ago +15

Idk the slapping felt pretty one sided

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SealedRoute 1 day ago +31

[Sissy Boy Slap Party.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldFWvHa4Svg) Can we crowdfund this?

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darkflame173 1 day ago +3

Kenny Omega? 👀

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GoldSourPatchKid 1 day ago +4

What an amazing six and a half minutes.

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vacantache 1 day ago +3

Why am I not seeing this on my Criterion channel app?????

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kfj3000 1 day ago +22

Put that shit on pay-per-view

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manofmystry 1 day ago +20

John Waters is the absolute king! I just love that man!

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Momik 1 day ago +3

Dude has amazing takes

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Blakeyo123 1 day ago +14

They should let the presenters do coke

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reagsters 1 day ago +1

As long as it’s not whatever the f*** James Franco was on.

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SignorCat 1 day ago +4

I'm not into award shows at all, but I'd watch this

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ventodivino 1 day ago +9

#Mister John Waters is a national f****** treasure.

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Repulsive_Mud_567 1 day ago +7

Having Mr Waters host that circlejerk event would be the best thing to happen to it ever.

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DrAlfredNecessiter 1 day ago +8

John Waters brings me joy.

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Oceanbreeze871 1 day ago +5

Move the Oscars to Baltimore.

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sharkguy74 1 day ago +1

I think you mean Baltimur

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Oceanbreeze871 1 day ago +2

Bulmer

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SeiriusPolaris 1 day ago +9

And I think we know which of the two would find it funny and which wouldn’t.

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khronos127 1 day ago +1

Definitely. Chris rock would be extremely offended, dude has no sense of humor whatsoever. /s

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Nerdlinger 1 day ago +13

About the only way I’d watch the Oscars.

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Positive_Hall_3207 1 day ago +1

I second.

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YouDontKnow5859 1 day ago +5

John Waters the hero we need.

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CrissBliss 1 day ago +7

If I’m not mistaken, Will was permanently banned from the Oscars.

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ryancementhead 1 day ago +17

10 years ban

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KeybladeBrett 1 day ago +10

He can come back in 2032, which is only 6 years from now

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TheGardenBlinked 1 day ago +2

And he’ll perform “[This is The Bounce Back](https://youtube.com/shorts/dIZcezs9_Ug?si=xYPxXPkZOErw5LGi)” as an hilarious interlude RemindMe! 5 years and 10 months

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CrissBliss 1 day ago +2

Oh okay. He’s still got a few more years then.

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ArbysLunch 1 day ago

Hopefully John lives long enough.

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Blakeyo123 1 day ago +4

Nah temporarily.

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Asluckwouldnthaveit 1 day ago +1

10 years and an Oscar.

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no_more_jokes 1 day ago +5

God I love John Waters. This world is going to be so boring when he leaves it

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MissSassifras1977 1 day ago +4

Love John. I'd watch.

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AllesK 1 day ago +4

John is a national treasure!

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sooper_dooperest 1 day ago +2

I’m so down for this

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typhoidtimmy 1 day ago +2

Shut up and take my money!

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DryInitial9044 1 day ago +2

John Waters is a national treasure.

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Smooth-Transition310 1 day ago +2

F*** yeah let him go nuts

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ghallway 1 day ago +2

You KNOW the rating would be sky high! DO IT!

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ixnine 1 day ago +2

It’s camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

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andy1908 1 day ago +2

F*** the Oscars, run for President!

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BluntChillin 1 day ago +2

Remake Pink Flamingos with both of them lol

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Hyperion1144 1 day ago +1

None of those things are going to happen.

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Sea-Literature4599 1 day ago +1

Oscars pitching itself before he even does.

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Imnotyoursupervisor 1 day ago +1

“Friday night sissy fights”

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MoistCarpenter 1 day ago +1

Hollywood needs to fund Liarmouth.

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Pandamanda- 1 day ago +1

Chris rock deserves a slap for sure. And I want Will to continue presenting the Oscars while chris rock wins one.

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Sea-Currency-1665 1 day ago +1

No. F*** will smith

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yagermeister2024 1 day ago +1

#Don’t care for them

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NeonLocustX83 1 day ago +1

Mr Pencil Thin Mustache. Yes Please! Love his work.

1

KarenTheCockpitPilot 1 day ago +1

love u john waters<3 serial mom makes me cry my eyes out fsr <3

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livingmylunglife 1 day ago +1

Oh I wish this were true!

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HyBear 1 day ago +1

John Waters and Jada, Bmore represent

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Lazy-Ad-1740 1 day ago +1

Yeah Will Smith is Banned from any Oscars related event until 2032

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Huge_Repeat_1205 1 day ago

Please make this happen! Bring back pay per view if you have to.. but Waters *has* to be the host.

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Tonythecritic 1 day ago

Saw the pic before reading and my mind thought MAX HEADROOM!

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799green 1 day ago

I thought the thumbnail was Max Headroom

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StinkyMeaCulpa 1 day ago +1

Lmao, so did I. It’s what brought me back to the post.

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Mandocp 1 day ago

Had to google who John Waters is

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frouisthou 1 day ago -1

Jada would never allow it

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GooglephonicStereo 1 day ago -2

Why would we want to help Will Smith? I don’t reward shitty behavior. What has he done to deserve any kind of forgiveness?

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Uncle_Bug_Music 1 day ago -5

Quite honestly, if Smith & Rock agreed to this, it would be the olive branch to the public that Smith and his career desperately needs right now. Maybe in these difficult times, ***forgiveness*** *might be something we could all use a little of.*

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metacosmonaut 1 day ago

It’s giving, *‘hey blacks, we’re bored, come entertain us with your relationship conflicts. Come assault each other for our amusement.’*

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John Waters Wants to Host the Oscars, Says He’ll Pitch Chris Rock and Will Smith Presenting Together: ‘They Would Come Out and the Movie “Sissy Boy Slap Party” Would Be Showing’

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