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scr33ner Apr 11, 2026 +182

Sissy boy slap party, I am in!

182

NickCostanza Apr 11, 2026 +39

Chris gets one slap for free.

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stryker_cast Apr 11, 2026 +12

Sissy boy slap party 😅

12

BrondellSwashbuckle Apr 11, 2026 +3

It really paints a picture

3

ActionFigureCollects Apr 11, 2026 -5

With both of Will Smith's hands tied behind his back, and while he is on his knees. Then Chris Rock gets to p**** slap Will Smith across his face with his own BBC. Clip it. Meme revenge is best served erect.

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13Tsunami Apr 11, 2026 +118

Let’s skip the Oscars and just make John Waters president

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lectroid Apr 11, 2026 +34

I only lament it is too late to have Devine as Health and Human Services Secretary and Kim McGuire (Hatchet-Face) as Sec. of State. But we could still have Mink Stole as Press Secretary. Maybe Traci Lords could be HHS.

34

Wheezy_n_Breezy Apr 11, 2026 +5

Dollars to donuts, all of your candidates would be more qualified and reliable at those positions than any of the current occupants.

5

lectroid Apr 12, 2026 +2

Well sure. But I could name any group of random meth-heads that hang out in the park and that’d still be true…

2

KennyMoose32 Apr 11, 2026 +12

I love John Waters This would be a *terrible idea* And I love John Waters

12

BlessdRTheFreaks Apr 11, 2026 +6

There would be no more dogpoop on the streets

6

Luci-Noir Apr 11, 2026 +1

Let’s not.

1

ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE Apr 11, 2026 +15

Idk the slapping felt pretty one sided

15

SealedRoute Apr 11, 2026 +31

[Sissy Boy Slap Party.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldFWvHa4Svg) Can we crowdfund this?

31

darkflame173 Apr 11, 2026 +3

Kenny Omega? 👀

3

GoldSourPatchKid Apr 11, 2026 +4

What an amazing six and a half minutes.

4

vacantache Apr 11, 2026 +3

Why am I not seeing this on my Criterion channel app?????

3

kfj3000 Apr 11, 2026 +22

Put that shit on pay-per-view

22

manofmystry Apr 11, 2026 +20

John Waters is the absolute king! I just love that man!

20

Momik Apr 11, 2026 +3

Dude has amazing takes

3

Blakeyo123 Apr 11, 2026 +14

They should let the presenters do coke

14

reagsters Apr 12, 2026 +1

As long as it’s not whatever the f*** James Franco was on.

1

SignorCat Apr 11, 2026 +4

I'm not into award shows at all, but I'd watch this

4

ventodivino Apr 11, 2026 +9

#Mister John Waters is a national f****** treasure.

9

Repulsive_Mud_567 Apr 11, 2026 +7

Having Mr Waters host that circlejerk event would be the best thing to happen to it ever.

7

DrAlfredNecessiter Apr 11, 2026 +8

John Waters brings me joy.

8

Oceanbreeze871 Apr 11, 2026 +5

Move the Oscars to Baltimore.

5

sharkguy74 Apr 12, 2026 +1

I think you mean Baltimur

1

Oceanbreeze871 Apr 12, 2026 +2

Bulmer

2

SeiriusPolaris Apr 11, 2026 +9

And I think we know which of the two would find it funny and which wouldn’t.

9

khronos127 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Definitely. Chris rock would be extremely offended, dude has no sense of humor whatsoever. /s

1

Nerdlinger Apr 11, 2026 +13

About the only way I’d watch the Oscars.

13

Positive_Hall_3207 Apr 11, 2026 +1

I second.

1

YouDontKnow5859 Apr 11, 2026 +5

John Waters the hero we need.

5

CrissBliss Apr 11, 2026 +7

If I’m not mistaken, Will was permanently banned from the Oscars.

7

ryancementhead Apr 11, 2026 +17

10 years ban

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KeybladeBrett Apr 11, 2026 +10

He can come back in 2032, which is only 6 years from now

10

TheGardenBlinked Apr 11, 2026 +2

And he’ll perform “[This is The Bounce Back](https://youtube.com/shorts/dIZcezs9_Ug?si=xYPxXPkZOErw5LGi)” as an hilarious interlude RemindMe! 5 years and 10 months

2

CrissBliss Apr 11, 2026 +2

Oh okay. He’s still got a few more years then.

2

ArbysLunch Apr 11, 2026

Hopefully John lives long enough.

0

Blakeyo123 Apr 11, 2026 +4

Nah temporarily.

4

Asluckwouldnthaveit Apr 11, 2026 +1

10 years and an Oscar.

1

no_more_jokes Apr 11, 2026 +5

God I love John Waters. This world is going to be so boring when he leaves it

5

MissSassifras1977 Apr 11, 2026 +4

Love John. I'd watch.

4

AllesK Apr 11, 2026 +4

John is a national treasure!

4

sooper_dooperest Apr 11, 2026 +2

I’m so down for this

2

typhoidtimmy Apr 11, 2026 +2

Shut up and take my money!

2

DryInitial9044 Apr 12, 2026 +2

John Waters is a national treasure.

2

Smooth-Transition310 Apr 11, 2026 +2

F*** yeah let him go nuts

2

ghallway Apr 11, 2026 +2

You KNOW the rating would be sky high! DO IT!

2

ixnine Apr 11, 2026 +2

It’s camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

2

andy1908 Apr 11, 2026 +2

F*** the Oscars, run for President!

2

BluntChillin Apr 11, 2026 +2

Remake Pink Flamingos with both of them lol

2

Hyperion1144 Apr 11, 2026 +1

None of those things are going to happen.

1

Sea-Literature4599 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Oscars pitching itself before he even does.

1

Imnotyoursupervisor Apr 12, 2026 +1

“Friday night sissy fights”

1

MoistCarpenter Apr 12, 2026 +1

Hollywood needs to fund Liarmouth.

1

Pandamanda- Apr 12, 2026 +1

Chris rock deserves a slap for sure. And I want Will to continue presenting the Oscars while chris rock wins one.

1

Sea-Currency-1665 Apr 12, 2026 +1

No. F*** will smith

1

yagermeister2024 Apr 12, 2026 +1

#Don’t care for them

1

NeonLocustX83 Apr 12, 2026 +1

Mr Pencil Thin Mustache. Yes Please! Love his work.

1

KarenTheCockpitPilot Apr 11, 2026 +1

love u john waters<3 serial mom makes me cry my eyes out fsr <3

1

livingmylunglife Apr 11, 2026 +1

Oh I wish this were true!

1

HyBear Apr 11, 2026 +1

John Waters and Jada, Bmore represent

1

Lazy-Ad-1740 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Yeah Will Smith is Banned from any Oscars related event until 2032

1

Huge_Repeat_1205 Apr 11, 2026

Please make this happen! Bring back pay per view if you have to.. but Waters *has* to be the host.

0

Tonythecritic Apr 11, 2026

Saw the pic before reading and my mind thought MAX HEADROOM!

0

799green Apr 11, 2026

I thought the thumbnail was Max Headroom

0

StinkyMeaCulpa Apr 11, 2026 +1

Lmao, so did I. It’s what brought me back to the post.

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Mandocp Apr 12, 2026

Had to google who John Waters is

0

frouisthou Apr 11, 2026 -1

Jada would never allow it

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GooglephonicStereo Apr 11, 2026 -2

Why would we want to help Will Smith? I don’t reward shitty behavior. What has he done to deserve any kind of forgiveness?

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Uncle_Bug_Music Apr 11, 2026 -5

Quite honestly, if Smith & Rock agreed to this, it would be the olive branch to the public that Smith and his career desperately needs right now. Maybe in these difficult times, ***forgiveness*** *might be something we could all use a little of.*

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metacosmonaut Apr 11, 2026

It’s giving, *‘hey blacks, we’re bored, come entertain us with your relationship conflicts. Come assault each other for our amusement.’*

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John Waters Wants to Host the Oscars, Says He’ll Pitch Chris Rock and Will Smith Presenting Together: ‘They Would Come Out and the Movie “Sissy Boy Slap Party” Would Be Showing’

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