When your only tool is a hammer, you berate it into making a deal with everyone but you.
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Khaldara4 days ago
+6
“I’ll blockade this strait until you charge me double, then tariff my supporters again. Those are the big brain ‘deals’ they’ve come to expect from me!”
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ARookwood4 days ago
+2
Aye, trump isn’t playing chess, he’s playing pop up pirate.
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captainhaddock4 days ago
+5
More like Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
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Bleakwind4 days ago
+1
When your only tool is jd, everything becomes something you bully and berate them into talking to you.
FTFY
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MrGittz4 days ago
+25
I died laughing at that signature bit only to realize Zap Brannigan was elected as President of the United States.
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Cranyx4 days ago
+3
I do actually see how it's a stylized cursive "Trump". He just exaggerates every spike in the r, u, and m.
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Vandergrif4 days ago
+1
What's with the end of it then? It looks like the same D he uses for Donald, not a 'p'.
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Cranyx4 days ago
+2
It's a big-ass P to match the D in the beginning specifically to create that "symmetric" effect. Trump is nothing if not a showman, and his signature is 100% part of his "brand".
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MrGittz4 days ago
+3
There is no way that last word spells Trump. Unless the man invented his own cursive.
Like…his own brand or not a D, T and P should not look the same in cursive.
That last word does not spell Trump unless you invent a new alphabet
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ice-eight4 days ago
+14
I love the "... on weed" callback to Jon Stewart's legendary acting career
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Bangers_n_Mashallah4 days ago
+12
Vance on... Vance off... got an audible laugh out of me. One of Jon's best pieces in recent memory.
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Bananaman90204 days ago
+12
I'm actually surprised Trump hasn't tried to add his book to the Bible. Considering all his blasphemy c*** he has been pulled.
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KindNeighborhood11384 days ago
+3
So basically, Trump once again showed that he constantly lies to his own followers. First he said that Iran gave the administration everything they wanted, Iran said it wasn't true, and Trump crashed out with threats of war crimes again. This is something I noticed Trump does often. He will publicly claim that someone said something to him and seems to hope that the person won't contradict him out of fear or whatever. He thinks he can manifest what he wants into reality this way and it usually blows up in his face. lol But yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious as usual.
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HasGreatVocabulary4 days ago
+2
\> veterans with traumatic brain injuries underwent ibogaine
joe rogan's there representing the traumatic brain injury
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Kalse12294 days ago
+3
He's the control group.
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b1g_mt3a4 days ago
+2
Trump didnt even write art of the deal. He was meant to write it with help from a journalist but he couldn’t stay focused enough to do it.
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BlahBlahBlackCheap4 days ago
-6
It was ghost written
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TheFeelsGoodMan4 days ago
+1
Most people just use AI these days. It's a lot less common to summon specters from beyond the grave.
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