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News & Current Events May 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM

Judge releases possible Epstein suicide note allegedly discovered before he was found semiconscious in 2019

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Judge releases possible Epstein suicide note allegedly discovered before he was found semiconscious in 2019
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Judge releases possible Epstein suicide note allegedly discovered before he was found semiconscious in 2019
The letter, which hasn’t been authenticated, dates to Epstein’s unsuccessful suicide attempt on July 23, 2019, less than two weeks before he died.
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Round-Medicine2507 May 6, 2026 +2582
Ah yes the new magic note that materialized 6 years after his death  
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rippa76 May 7, 2026 +856
This is my note. People say it’s a great note, possibly the best. Donald J. Trump never did anything wrong. Goodbye cruel world, Jeff
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99BottlesOfBass May 7, 2026 +279
"Thank you for your attention to this matter"
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FancyPunk May 7, 2026 +73
Now draw a naked lady and make the signature her pubes.
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mucus_masher May 7, 2026 +16
It's very generous
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JoinedForTheBoobs May 7, 2026 +16
Praise Allah
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moldivore May 7, 2026 +62
This note is, quite frankly, a complete exoneration, people are saying it's possibly the greatest exoneration. I Jeffery Epstien, who was only seen a couple of times with the greatest president of all time. I Jeffery Epstien who definitely was the literal person who wrote this letter wants everyone to know before I kill myself because that's definitely what's gonna happen. Donald? Barely knew him. Really? The apprentice guy? I only heard of his wonderful golf skills and fantastic flair for interior decoration. He didn't do anything, and he has no reason whatsoever to have me killed. I'm sad and it's time to die now. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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gingerbear May 7, 2026 +36
you joke but this is shockingly close to the actual note they released
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originalrocket May 7, 2026 +8
case closed.
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Sandee1997 May 8, 2026 +2
*”Sincerely, My Egg-Shaped P****”*
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Hsml975 May 7, 2026 +50
"Dear world, I'm too sad about what I alone have done and can't live on anymore ----- It was all a prank and trump or my wife had nothing to do with it."
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monty055 May 7, 2026 +10
"Dear public...I did off myself...also, I don't know Trump. Signed Jeffy Eppy. "
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Wooden-Title3625 May 6, 2026 +146
It’s been public information that this note’s existed for a while, the cell mate spoke out about it.
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DystopianRealist May 6, 2026 +235
Is that the felon drug dealer ex-cop that he said he felt was going to kill him, or did they swap roommates after that?
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DFWPunk May 7, 2026 +84
It's the cop.
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AndreasVesalius May 7, 2026 +96
The cop who is in there for killing someone with a zip tie around the neck?
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thetababe May 7, 2026 +8
Not just someone. Multiple someones this way.
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pagesid3 May 7, 2026 +20
How has he not been pardoned yet?
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ToiIetGhost May 7, 2026 +4
Not dangerous enough
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ConsiderationOk614 May 6, 2026 +85
“Epstein was discovered by his cellmate, a former New York City police officer named Nicholas Tartaglione. Immediately after the incident, Epstein said he was attacked by Tartaglione but later told investigators he did not know what occurred and did not want to talk about how he had sustained injuries, according to a report from the Department of Justice’s office of inspector general.”
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StreetNecessary May 7, 2026 +77
Bruh wtf is that quote? It says Epstein was found by his cellmate and then immediately after the incident he said he was attacked by Tartaglione? I'm not understanding how that makes sense if Epstein was already dead
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Snake973 May 7, 2026 +84
it's not about when epstein died, there was a previous suicide attempt about two weeks before he actually died where epstein was discovered before he could actually expire, that's the event the quote is about and when this recently released note is from
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Pure_Incident2807 May 7, 2026 +34
Must have been weird for Epstein who seems to have been very close to Trump and committed all the crimes together.. and hes sitting there in prison while his buddy is the MF POTUS.
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LuminousSnow May 7, 2026 +13
Isn't that precisely the point? It's gonna be infinitely harder even by MAGA standards, for Trump to disassociate from Epstein and all those 'alleged' links to a pedophile and rapist if he directly intervened to pull Epstein out.
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AnaisNinja76 May 8, 2026 +3
But he's made open overtures of doing exactly that with Ghislaine.
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Former_Web_6777 May 7, 2026 +50
*alleged* suicide attempt
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ConsiderationOk614 May 7, 2026 +2
For the folks who don’t read/comprehend haha
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hey-burt May 7, 2026 +7
> An unnamed guard, who removed Epstein from the cell and placed him on a stretcher, reported that Epstein accused Tartaglione of trying to kill him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Tartaglione
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Fit_Owl_5650 May 7, 2026 +11
I think they are implyimg two notes. The one that was written and the one that was released. 6 years is a long time for it to be in a desk somewhere and with this FBI...
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phalangepatella May 7, 2026 +10
It was sealed by order of a judge in a previous trial.
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USTS2020 May 6, 2026 +12
That was 6 years ago already, I would have guessed that was only 2 years ago
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andrew6197 May 6, 2026 +25
Don’t forget the not matching handwriting
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AtTheEndOfMyTrope May 7, 2026 +12
How did a prisoner on suicide watch get hold of a pen 🤷🏻‍♀️
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gerorgesmom May 7, 2026 +6
In county jail they give you these pens in a sort of silicone barrel that’s just stiff enough to write with but not hard enough to use for nefarious purposes.
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DownhillUphill May 6, 2026 +17
Yeah what a joke. We are getting psy-oped to death
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BrainCane May 7, 2026 +3
“Trump ***DIDNT*** do it. Also, I’m ded.” Love, Island Jeff.
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micropterus_dolomieu May 7, 2026 +3
Right?!? Come f****** on now… some if us might’ve been born at night, but it wasn’t last night.
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5WEET_Cheeks_Karen May 7, 2026 +1
Well, to be fair his cell was a mess so it’s no wonder that it went unnoticed amidst all those pieces of torn sheets and a dead body. I mean, a semi-conscious body. Wait. I mean a pedophile. Err…rapist. Well, whatever you want to call it. /s (sarcasm for most of my comment and truth for the rest).
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NewsCards May 6, 2026 +737
> Watcha want me to do - Bust out cryin!! NO FUN, NOT WORTH IT!! I will always find that insane that the ultra-elite like Epstein write like this. You can spend a lot of effort to format that email to your CEO really professionally, and you'll still get an: "ok Sent from my iPhone" in response.
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ExtensionParsley4205 May 6, 2026 +286
It’s a power trip thing to show they have no need or time for coherent sentences or correct grammar or syntax.
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wheatgivesmeshits May 6, 2026 +249
I think many powerful and wealthy people are functionally illiterate, which is why they always want to do things in person and on calls, instead of type more than a few sentences. Also, it's hard to shout at people in an email.
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boxdkittens May 7, 2026 +196
They always want to do things in person or via calls because that way there is no written record of what they said. It's not because they're illiterate, its because they do and say sketchy, illegal, or immoral shit. 
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unholyswordsman May 7, 2026 +45
I agree with that. My boss might be a d*** head sometimes but he did teach me to always get something in writing if at all possible. It can absolutely cover your ass.
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JustTestingAThing May 7, 2026 +12
> They always want to do things in person or via calls because that way there is no written record of what they said. It's not because they're illiterate, its because they do and say sketchy, illegal, or immoral shit. One of the nice parts about living in a one-party consent state with regards to recording conversations. I record every business call I'm on, and don't have to tell anyone a damn thing for it to be legally admissible. It's saved my ass multiple times over the years -- amazing how someone's tone changes when you inform them you have a recording of them directly contradicting what they're saying now with a specific time and date stamp.
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esocharis May 7, 2026 +3
I had a supervisor role in first party collections for AMEX for a long time(I was the guy that took the "I want to talk to your boss, NOW!" calls) *At least* once a day I would have a customer swear up and down to me that one of my reps said something asinine to them. Every time, my response would be something along the lines of "Oh wow, I can't believe they talked to you like that and/or gave you clearly false information, let me go back to the call and take a listen so I can provide the proper feedback or discipline." 9 times out of 10 you could you could just feel the "oh shit" vibes coming off of them from hundreds or thousands of miles away, even over the phone. They were almost always straight up lying, and the rep had gone above and beyond trying to cater to this a******. The entitlement runs STRONG with these people, and, I won't lie, telling someone that not only was the rep extremely cordial and truthful to you, YOUR behavior towards them was unacceptable, felt really f****** good. On very rare occasions we could actually cancel someone's account if they had a history of being abusive to our reps. There were absolutely times I had to call out some knucklehead rep for being a jackass to someone on the phone, but those times were honestly extremely rare. Talking shit to a customer, no matter how awful they were to you, was the quickest way to get walked out the door. Reps making honest mistakes happens, for sure. But I could make that right most of the time with a few fee waivers and some ass kissing.....once most people felt justified that they were in the right, the hostility and attitude disappears pretty quick.
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iamisandisnt May 6, 2026 +46
a lot of CEOs never mentally matured past 13 and it shows
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Sufficient_Matter585 May 7, 2026 +30
Well they were born into rich families. Being affluent is very common.
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Cohens4thClient May 8, 2026 +2
Inheritance is a crazy thing.  I worked on some estate taxes in accounting, they have lawyers to help too, but I was SHOCKED how many of these people truly believe they are smart because they got daddy's money. Not just lucky or entitled , but they suddenly believe they are smarter and better at decision-making because of a windfall they had no part it. 
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Ok_Matter_2617 May 7, 2026 +36
No, it’s from decades of dictating to an assistant. If you haven’t wrote a formal sentence in decades, you’re going to have some pretty shit grammar.
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ToiIetGhost May 7, 2026 +11
Maybe he had shit grammar before he had an assistant too. He managed to hack it for a year at Cooper Union befire he flunked out; he taught at Dalton because he and the Headmaster (who had ties to government) were buddies; he got the job at Bear Stearns by falsifying his entire CV, from Ivy League schools to Wall Street experience. He climbed due to his charm, connections, and lies. I think we tend to overestimate the intelligence of rich people, as if you have to be smart to be wealthy
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dead_gerbil May 7, 2026 +9
Ur comment stinks of syntax u pleb
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tauberculosis May 6, 2026 +4
…or to reciprocate etiquette.
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ToiIetGhost May 7, 2026 +3
It’s also stupidity though. There was some word that Epstein had to spell in the mock interview he did with Bannon and he couldn’t do it. In that case it wasn’t a power trip, he was trying to clarify something
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IamTheEndOfReddit May 7, 2026 +15
They see others as a human-made LLM, they say the minimum necessary to get what they want, and someone handles the rest
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neigborsinhell May 7, 2026 +43
Literally how I got my first job in college. “Hello I would like to blah blah blah let me Work wit you” And I just got back “Yeah” and a calendar invite lmao
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NergNogShneeg May 7, 2026 +9
This shit came from Trump. 100% It reads exactly like one of his truth social posts- I feel sick just typing the name of that platform. What an awful timeline!
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IBrokeMy240Again May 7, 2026 +2
Got one of those today, interviewed for one of the largest companies in my field, post interview got an email from the Ops Manager that just had “👍 Sent from Outlook for iOS”
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bae_guevara_ May 8, 2026 +2
I dated a guy who became a very successful attorney. He was a gifted law student and incredibly sharp and bright. I used to have to read his texts out loud because that's how badly I couldn't understand his messages. We're still friends, 20 years later, he's still the smartest person I know and his texts remain a cacophony of short hand, slang, abbreviations and typos.
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spleeble May 6, 2026 +244
You guys should read about Nicholas Tartaglione.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Tartaglione
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yourdiabeticwalrus May 7, 2026 +370
“When police canvassed businesses in the area for their surveillance footage, employees at Likquid Lounge told police that their system was broken. Three weeks later, the bar closed for renovations.” And then “In late 2019, [Tartaglione] filed an official request to obtain the surveillance footage from [the night of Epstein’s death], but was told it had been erased due to a ‘data entry error’." Is f****** ironic
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[deleted] May 7, 2026 +129
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tryagainlater63 May 7, 2026 +39
And add the fact that the rules prohibited a single prisoner in a cell. Harder to suicide yourself when there is a cell mate.
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spleeble May 7, 2026 +44
Tartaglione was Epstein's cellmate until Epstein was found unconscious with strangulation injuries on July 23, less than three weeks before he died.  Whether or not he completed the assignment, Tartaglione certainly fits the profile of someone who might be hired to commit a prison murder. And he has made a point of popping up in the news recently as if to remind people of his existence.  It sure seems like he wants someone to be worried about what he knows. 
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tinywienergang May 7, 2026 +16
Which is legitimately a stupid idea. If he’s trying to threaten people, he’s threatening people that will silence him knowing full well they’ll never have to answer for it.
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spleeble May 7, 2026 +2
It may or may not be a stupid plan, I don't know. But he doesn't have a lot to lose and he may have planned for the possibility that they kill him.  Either way, it does seem like he's trying get just enough attention every few months to remind people that he exists. The weird timing of this "suicide note" story fits with that motivation. 
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woodcarbuncle May 7, 2026 +6
Got spooked by the name for a moment cause there is another guy called Efren Reyes who is a legendary pool player
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permian250 May 7, 2026 +27
Holy cow. That was a wild read.
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TheOneTrueEmperor May 7, 2026 +10
What a massive POS. That dude got off so many times.
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maesterofwargs May 6, 2026 +392
Note reads like Trump speak. Go figure.
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Thu66 May 6, 2026 +105
I mean if you read the epstein emails this tracks with his tone
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mistersmiley318 May 6, 2026 +50
The man was basically illiterate. It's not implausible this was written by him
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51ngular1ty May 7, 2026 +18
It looks like it was scribbled to hide the handwriting. If I'm wanting to write a suicide note I'm writing it so people can read it.
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AusToddles May 6, 2026 +54
I made a joke in another thread "why's it written in Sharpie?" but someone correctly reminded me that he's functionally illiterate. He couldn't write the note even if he wanted to
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kypen May 7, 2026 +12
No, but he's enough of a control freak to dictate what it should say...
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richardelmore May 7, 2026 +22
Where is the notion that he was illiterate coming from, I have never heard that? Reading the Wikipedia page about him it indicates that he skipped two grades in school and graduated at 16 and worked as a Calculus teacher at a high school for a while. He was obviously a terrible person but I don't see anything indicating he was illiterate.
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AusToddles May 7, 2026 +40
I was referring to Trump, not Epstein
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PatchyWhiskers May 6, 2026 +2
Same sort of narcissist?
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a2z_123 May 7, 2026 +1
Seems like it's a mix of AI and trump speak.
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BirdLawOfficeESQ May 7, 2026 +107
Last line was “…thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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James_Mays_Hair May 7, 2026 +55
From the article The writing is difficult to read but appears to say, “So 16 year old charges resubmitted.” Then it reads, “It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye. Watcha want me to do - Bust out cryin!! NO FUN, NOT WORTH IT!!”
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DeltaMx11 May 7, 2026 +97
This note feels like it was ghost-written by a *certain someone* with an almost identical writing style.
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Correct_Doctor_1502 May 6, 2026 +242
Lmao this is a sad attempt even for the Trump administration They had him murdered. The lied about the footage, they hid the warden, the released doctored footage years later, and they drafted his death announcement the day beforehand They think another fake note obviously dictated by Trump will help their case? How about everyone refusing to uphold federal law is imprisoned in Quantico until everyone involved is in prison and all the files are released
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uselessandexpensive May 8, 2026 +8
Oddly, an obviously fake suicide note is comforting in that if they'd used a body double or otherwise snuck JE out, they would have had him write a note himself as "proof" he killed himself. The appearance of this is effectively evidence that he's actually dead.
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Furbeatles May 7, 2026 +4
This guy knows alla you need to know and want to hear😂
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KimJongFunk May 6, 2026 +19
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.466715/gov.uscourts.nysd.466715.614.0.pdf \^ Direct link to the documents in case it helps
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SilverAgedSentiel May 7, 2026 +16
Guys I need a handwriting expert here we have a letter from [Jeffery to Larry Nassar on one hand.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G84gV0-WwAA8Xr6.jpg) and [then we have the 'suicide note'](https://images.wsj.net/im-43044176?width=700&size=1.000)
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Inewbz May 7, 2026 +14
No expert but look at the “t” on the first note, most of them have a curve up on the left (I only noted 1 T without it on the word “to”) Then I can’t see a single T with a curve up on the left on this “suicide note”.
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OgthaChristie May 7, 2026 +13
That is not the same handwriting. In no universe is that the same handwriting.
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welcometosilentchill May 7, 2026 +10
Idk the thing that stands out to me is the underlined text and all caps writing. Those are all very common with Trump’s handwriting. Though I don’t think Trump would forge a note himself — just have someone else do it and probably someone who would be dumb enough to copy it verbatim. It’s also really hard to compare someone’s composed writing vs a hastily scrawled suicide note, you would expect there to be differences especially if they are in a state of panic or elevated mood. The writing is very strange though, one way or another.
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Gecko99 May 7, 2026 +2
That note, creepy as it is, looks like it was written with a nice fountain pen and he took the time to write neatly. The suicide note, I'm assuming, was written hastily with some prison pen. The Bob Barker company sells 4-inch flexible pens so he probably had something like that.
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Sweet-Lady-H May 6, 2026 +54
“Epstein was discovered by his cellmate, a former New York City police officer named Nicholas Tartaglione. Immediately after the incident, Epstein said he was attacked by Tartaglione but later told investigators he did not know what occurred and did not want to talk about how he had sustained injuries, according to a report from the Department of Justice’s office of inspector general.” … what were the injuries? Did he get a taste of his own medicine?
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DFWPunk May 7, 2026 +22
Injuries consistent with being strangled by something cloth.
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Sweet-Lady-H May 7, 2026 +4
Oh. I guess the way the article had its ads placed it seemed like it was a different thought process from the prior paragraph.
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BushyBrowz May 6, 2026 +69
Oh they getting desperate desperate
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john_the_quain May 7, 2026 +25
“No one suicides like I suicide. Big strong men have walked up to me, tears in their eyes saying ‘sir, we’ve never seen someone do that how you do it!” So, I totally did do it. Sincerely, Jeff Epstein (financier)
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Indigoh May 6, 2026 +39
Either Trump wrote that note or they were close enough to develop the same obnoxious speech patterns. > “It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye. And how did he know he had the opportunity to choose to kill himself? Was he told the guards would be asleep?
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GL2U22 May 7, 2026 +10
Let me guess: “I don’t feel like living anymore, if I am found dead then it happened at my own hands. Also, I have absolutely no connection to Donald Trump and he was not involved in anything I have ever been accused or found guilty of doing. However, I really wanted to be friends with Donald Trump because he has always been such amazing man who loves the United States”.
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LifeLikeAGrapefruit May 7, 2026 +5
Add something in about how big and masculine his hands are and we're golden.
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GreyBeardEng May 7, 2026 +11
It's never going to have credibility until the handwriting is analyzed by someone, probably several someone's, probably not Americans, people who have no association or loyalty to Trump.
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thebarkbarkwoof May 7, 2026 +10
The other side says, "Donald Trump is a great man that I wish I could have ever met. He know nothing about going on, in a very powerful way. Some say with tears in their eyes he would have stopped me but he knew nothing. Nothing. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER "
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squirtloaf May 7, 2026 +9
"I totally killed myself. Thanks you for your attention in this matter."
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McNastySwirl May 7, 2026 +8
Did Trump write this himself????
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OgthaChristie May 7, 2026 +8
It certainly looks and sounds like it.
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dabhard22 May 6, 2026 +25
Great, include it in the complete and fully unredacted Epstein Files and I'll take a look
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ungranted_wish May 7, 2026 +5
This is a weird suicide note. I mean idk what a normal suicide note would look like but this is also a weird note lmao
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smellmyfingerplz May 7, 2026 +6
It’s amazing we forgot we had it! Here it is in all its original glory! /s
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Orion13Quest May 7, 2026 +7
"Tariffs didn't work. Kidnapping foreign leader didn't work. Illegal immigrant round ups didn't work. Building a ballroom didn't work. Starting a war didn't work. Attempted assassination didn't work. Less than six months away from it all falling apart, people! Who's got something, anything‽" "I've got it! Let's say that Jeffrey wrote a suicide note saying that he did nothing wrong & would rather kill himself than to live a lie!" "Sounds like a plan. Get it done!"
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StarfishBurrito May 7, 2026 +12
That reads like one of Trump's tweets. Just saying.
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saurus-REXicon May 7, 2026 +10
“It wasn’t Trump, the greatest president of our times, most people say. He’s so handsome, women are attracted to him because hes a star. I, Jeffery Epstein always thought Trump was the best golfer, he beat me every time. Experts say he’s better than tiger woods. But I totally killed myself, and Trump didn’t do it.”
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TheSilentPrince May 6, 2026 +24
What is the point of this? Anybody who would believe this is already okay with everything that's happening, and all the Epstein-adjacent people facing no consequences. Nobody's mind will be changed.
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APrioriGoof May 6, 2026 +23
They’re calling it “the least legible note ever written” and it may mean big changes in how we communicate with illiterate pedophile billionaires.
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absolutelynotagoblin May 7, 2026 +10
This is bullshit and a complete fabrication. Which is now the new norm.
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SplendidPunkinButter May 7, 2026 +5
That settles it. Nobody can forge a suicide note!
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YourLocalLeftist May 7, 2026 +9
The most pathetic and embarrassing coverup attempt of all time. My god. It’d be laughable if it weren’t so horrifying.
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drunkpunk138 May 6, 2026 +12
Was it written with a sharpie?
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TangerineOk4017 May 6, 2026 +4
It's like 2pac came back from the dead and released new single every year
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ChunkyBubblz May 7, 2026 +4
Reads like a Trump tweet….
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lightningprism May 7, 2026 +3
I am sick of all of this pointless misdirection. I hope the unredacted truth about all of these psychopaths is revealed sooner rather than later, and that their comeuppance follows straight behind it. I have low hopes for justice being served, but who knows.
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TheWebCoder May 7, 2026 +7
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ~ 1984
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cwatson214 May 6, 2026 +15
Weird that it was written by the Orange One, though...
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Char10 May 7, 2026 +3
Looks like they just checked inside his pillow case! F*** outta here
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thechuckiec May 7, 2026 +3
He died 7 years ago..hot damn time flies
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Affectionate-Salt356 May 7, 2026 +3
Woah, you're telling me he wrote the suicide note BEFORE he killed himself? How is this possible?!?!?!
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Rannnnted May 7, 2026 +3
AI is writing my suicide note 7 years after my untimely death too.
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LEEALISHEPS May 7, 2026 +3
I hope that Trump didn't do his usual chicken scrawl signature on it, that would be a dead giveaway.
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Active-Post-5712 May 7, 2026 +3
Here’s what happened/ he was on blast for the chomo tag/ this cop killer cop was put on the job and happily accepted/ death/ the ones who hired are known by only one person/ he’s chirping so they know he’s standing on bizness/ (we are here)
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csk1325 May 7, 2026 +3
There probably isn't a single piece of evidence that hasn't been tampered with. This is what happens when powerful political people are threatened.
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Secure_Milk1093 May 7, 2026 +3
“Discovered” Sure, Jan.
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xxDeadEyeDukxx May 6, 2026 +5
Does it say Trump did nothing wrong it was all me (and Biden)?
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Lonely_Noyaaa May 7, 2026 +5
The DOJ released nearly 3 million pages of documents but suddenly couldn't find the crucial video footage from the hallway on the night he died. Funny how that always happens whenever the rich and connected are about to spill secrets.
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PitFiend28 May 7, 2026 +6
It’s signed “thank you for your attention on this matter”
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goodstorydan2 May 7, 2026 +5
Ok, so… we have examples of his handwriting in the Epstein files. Does it match the handwriting in this note?
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grensley May 7, 2026 +2
Kind of like the Birthday Book stuff where you couldn't make it up. Truth is stranger than fiction.
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25point4cm May 7, 2026 +2
Why the f*** does he have a celly?
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blasted-heath May 7, 2026 +3
And why was his cellie an NYPD cop?
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mdem64 May 7, 2026 +2
This come after the palm beach Pete business, so people are questioning 9f he’s dead or not. Now a convenient suicide note has appeared
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IntentionalUndersite May 7, 2026 +2
Judge can release *possible* suicide note but can’t release real files
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Battle_Dave May 7, 2026 +2
WHICH judge released it?
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MrTopHatMan90 May 7, 2026 +2
This feels incredibly fake. Can't say for sure, haven't seen his handwriting before
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corbie May 7, 2026 +2
Sounds like Trump wrote it.
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exoriparian May 7, 2026 +2
Lost it in the couch cushions for a while. Seems legit.
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NoWayTellMeMore May 7, 2026 +2
If you buy that, I’ll throw the golden gate in for free
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PartyWithSlurmz May 7, 2026 +4
Bullshit, so this just happens to turn up now? F***, they really think we are stupid don't hey?
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LifeLikeAGrapefruit May 7, 2026 +4
Yes, they do think we're stupid. And, you know, we are.
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CantAffordzUsername May 7, 2026 +3
Can’t find that deleted footage of Trump CIA assassins going into he cell though…
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blasted-heath May 7, 2026 +2
His cellmate was an NYPD cop, who attacked Epstein after a failed attempt to strangle himself. Two weeks before his death. Makes a lot of sense.
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a2z_123 May 7, 2026 +3
I can't read it all but it sounds like something trump would dictate. "They investigated me for a month -- Found Nothing!!!" "No fun -- Not worth it!! F***, is this AI but in bad handwriting?
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Technical_savoir May 7, 2026 +2
Things have been awfully quiet lately
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My_alias_is_too_lon May 7, 2026 +2
And they can't even keep the story straight. I've seen it reported that it was found both before *and* after his first "suicide attempt" that was really his cellmate trying to murder him, probably on Trump's orders.
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deezynr May 7, 2026 +1
Right as the evidence is revealed he could be alive bc there was a vent to another room in his cell!
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Own-Dependent-4601 May 7, 2026 +1
the internet is gonna be arguing about this for another 20 years minimum and honestly i get why
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nailzfan May 7, 2026 +1
Hard to believe this guy committed suicide. Had everything to live for.
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Slow_sipper7 May 7, 2026 +1
Can anyone translate it to non scribble? I can’t tell what it says lol
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godihatethisplayce May 9, 2026 +1
It was found next to the 911 passports…
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tuckerjules May 9, 2026 +1
"Before i kll myself i just want the world to know donald trump was never involved in my shenanigans and told me to 'cut it out' like dave coullier. I didnt and so here i am, wishing i was more like him"
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Slighted_Inevitable May 9, 2026 +1
Did he talk about his trans boyfriend or was that inscribed on the noose that he somehow made out of nothing?
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CharlesIngalls_Pubes May 9, 2026 +1
Please tell me it ends with "thank you for your attention to this matter. Donald J. tru..I mean...best friend of 10 years JE."
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kookookokopeli May 10, 2026 +1
OF COURSE IT WAS! And the rest of the note reads "And Donald Trump is the bigliest political victim ever like no one has ever seen before and he needs a ballroom and 45 more terms as President. He did not have me killed. And he is not a pedophile! Thank you for your attention to this matter"
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