Judge Smacks Down Trump’s Bizarre Argument Comparing Himself to Eminem

Bruised hands are sweaty, cankles weak, diaper is heavy.

Eminem famously hates him as well. He even wrote a whole diss track during trump's first term.

From the article: A federal judge slapped down Trump’s argument that he wasn’t civilly liable for inciting violence at the deadly Capitol riot because his “Stop the Steal” speech was comparable to a rapper working up the crowd. “To illustrate the point, he poses the hypothetical of a popular rapper (bearing some resemblance to Eminem) whose concert performance leads to fan violence," U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta wrote in a decision. Trump told his followers on Jan. 6 to “fight like hell” or “you’re not going to have a country anymore,” before they stormed the Capitol. "Here is what is missing from the President's hypothetical," he wrote. To be an accurate comparison, the rapper would have needed to tell his fans for weeks before the concert that the "Establishment" had taken something valuable from them through fraud and deceit. He would have needed to know they were planning to act violently that very day, including bringing weapons to the show, to reclaim what was stolen from them. The rapper also would have needed to specifically identify the offending members of the "Establishment," and direct his fans to descend thousands strong on the exact place at the exact time the "Establishment" was working to take away that thing of value. “Only if those facts are included does the rap concert begin to resemble January 6,” Judge Mehta wrote.

If Fred Trump had used a condom we'd all have been better off

Fat Shady is no Eminem.

He ain't slim, that's for sure.

“Donald Trump don’t gotta cuss in his speeches to sell lies.” “Well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too.”

You know, every now and then I read a completely new sentence

Rooms hazy, pants are gravy, should know better than to compare yourself to slim shady.

Artists usually sign contracts taking responsibility if the artist encourages the audience to riot.

Hi! My name is… _What?_ My name is… _Who?_ My name is… _shika-shika_ Cov-fe-fe.

Velveeta in chief

He’s definitely not Eminem. Hell, he’s not even a mini Halloween pack of m&m’s.

Judge: “First of all… you’re not slim. I’ll give you shady though.”

Snap Back to Reality!

Well, him may not be slim, but he's definitely shady 🤷‍♂️

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

You know what the most depressing thing is? The crazy caricature that Eminem portrays himself as in the songs from the Slim Shady LP/Marshall Mathers LP? That person would be preferable.

Dementia = Lose Yourself

He is “Slim chance of not being Shady”

Eminem isn’t gonna be happy the Trump has his name in his mouth.

comparing himself to him is a major insult to the real Orange M&M

He tops himself with dumb shit, everyday!

One can Rhyme Orange. One's Orange and can't Rhyme. They are not the same.

The real obese shady

My name is, my name is, my name is… No really, what is my name? If only there were some file’s mentioning my name..

are you sure he wasnt referring to the candy and not the rapper?

They need to 25th him before we get into ww3. But then again they kept Regan even though he was shiting his pants.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Reading the first group of comments in this thread in Eminem's voice 👌in his diapers a splatter, thank you for your attention to this matter

Will the real pedifile please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!

8 mile is how much he’s ran…in his entire life

Trump be like: Look, if I had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything I ever wanted, in one moment I would capture it, I WOULD TAKE IT! Yo! My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on my sweater and poop in my pant already: my brain’s spaghetti.. …. I came up with this, isn’t this nice. I lend it to my pall, euh MENIMEN,, euh M&M’s Well like the candy, you know the candy. I love candy, it get’s me closer to kids. I love kids especially the younger kind. Oeff Igf I only was able to go back in Time i would hmmm Yes,

will the real slim trump please stand up please stand up......oh wait.

My name is My name is My name is Fat-Assy

He was basically told by the judge to go kick kid rocks. Niiiiccce.

He’s compared himself to god and Eminem? What’s next - a ham sandwich?

Trump is a fool. An embarrassment. Eminem is a genius.

Just YET another big time L has handed down to Donald Trump, the absolute total WORST president in US history. Ohhhhh, I bet that Eminem himself got a whole lotta good ass shit to say about this right about now.

Hi, my name is chikka chikka Fat shady

Funny this would pop up in the news. Someone had a dream related to these two individuals: https://www.listnook.com/r/thomastheplankengine/s/XfHi6f6huU

Kinda looks like a chimpanzee in this pic, yet he calls other people monkeys. Then again he is a deflector.

He has a lot on his mind these days doesn’t sleep well . Getting crazier by the minute .

Let give him the benefit of the doubt he probably meant M&M’s and they said Eminem and he was like yes! Is he that stupid, yes. Solid yes.

Oh, is he also a criminal, conman, child trafficking rapist and war criminal?

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

JudgeJudge Bizarre Adventure

Your biggest, this is Stan.

I’m just glad he was “smacked down” rather than SLAMMED! Lol

He’s more of a Hershey’s Squirts guy.

Isn’t April Fool’s day over?

You guys did good with the lyrics. 🤣🤣🤣🤣✍️✍️✍️✍️

Lol i bet that killed kid rocks 

Comparing himself to a rapper working up the crowd...... That's not making the point he thinks he's making.

Well he’s not slim, but he’s definitely shady. So, 50%?

Oh buddy the diss track thats coming now

Hilarious! Well done kids💪

So he's "real dim and shady."

Is Trump a freak of history or its fulfillment, an aberration or a culmination? The answer, surely, is both. But in the course of his presidency, Trump has revealed a much older malady:

“This court finds that the real slim shady will stand up…”

The "yeah, but what about him" defense is smelly.

He’s shady, but he sure ain’t slim.

He definitely isn’t slim! Shady for sure!!

I wish Eminem would show some love for his real roots. The dirty joe. St.Joe MO

More like a BM Trump

Yesterday it was Jesus …

Kid Rock perhaps. Old, washed up, and embarrassing.

He does have a lot of trailer park girls.

He can spit out as many words as Eminem but they’re regarded words and mean absolutely nothing.

He should be behind bars for this. Instead he was elected president.

like moth and the flame collab

Paywall. Couldnt read it

I do know one thing though...

What you mean he's not the real slim Shady?