Hate to be grammar police but these are phrases because there is no verb, instead:
I pine for peanut butter tribadism.
Fartbox spider copulated with the monkey diaphragm.
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TheRealtcSpearsApr 25, 2026
+7
Are you really going to stand there and deny never having spidered your monkey diaphragm before.... really!?
Just as much as Fartbox should spider his?
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OrangeThrowerApr 25, 2026
+4
Welp gotta change my password now
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DontgooglemejessApr 25, 2026
+1
I made a box for farts out of a spider monkeys diaphragm just last week.
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revolvingpresoak9640Apr 25, 2026
+3
Oddly, she said in her debut SNL performance, “did anyone think that maybe we are the aliens?” That whole performance was so bizarre I still remember it like 15 years later.
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iamofnohelpApr 25, 2026
+76
All my photos are n****. I just censor them with pants.
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TwlightPrincessApr 25, 2026
+16
Same I censor mine with underwear & clothes on
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503jasonApr 25, 2026
+5
I censor mine with a barrel held up with two straps
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StoriesandStonesApr 25, 2026
+2
Ah, a classic beauty.
2
VinylHighwayApr 24, 2026
+67
Is it really posing n*** if they censor the photos?
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SomewhereNo8378Apr 25, 2026
+26
she did pose n*** before the censoring, I guess
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VinylHighwayApr 25, 2026
+7
Touché
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be4u4getApr 25, 2026
+2
Savior Faire
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TheDarkRabbitApr 25, 2026
+41
Due to all the recent news stories, I thought this said Kash Patel - and I was like “I’m done with the internet now…”
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NCGamerBroApr 25, 2026
+7
Don’t be upset, that’s likely his next venture after Trump boots him from office.
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Tibbaryllis2Apr 25, 2026
+4
I came to comment this. The worst part is I just accepted that the director of the FBI got drunk enough to pose naked on the beach for earth day.
Probably with kid rock and RFK jr.
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StoriesandStonesApr 25, 2026
+1
What’s funny is that if he wasn’t a garbage person, I think we’d be like “hell yeah king.”
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Hes_gonna_drop_thatApr 25, 2026
+2
My brain also quickly read Kash Patel. Wild stuff.
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StoriesandStonesApr 25, 2026
+1
You made me laugh and cringe at the same time. You made me laringe.
1
22athrowaway22Apr 25, 2026
+16
* good for her gif *
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GoodtimeZappaApr 25, 2026
+14
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
Are we human or are we Kesha?
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CrabNebula420Apr 25, 2026
+6
this speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
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DrumpfPutin2024Apr 25, 2026
+6
Well she’s got an outstanding set
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WebbedFamiliarApr 25, 2026
+5
I f****** love Kesha
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epicredditdude1Apr 24, 2026
+8
Hopefully there was a grown up on set to explain to her that humans aren’t really aliens.
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satanssweatycheeksApr 25, 2026
+10
We are aliens to other aliens.
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beepbeepbubblegumApr 25, 2026
+5
Can you imagine how disappointed they would be/are with us?
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Bitey_the_SquirrelApr 25, 2026
+3
It hurts more that they aren’t mad, they’re disappointed
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satanssweatycheeksApr 25, 2026
+1
It’s safe to say if they haven’t made contact with us yet they might be just as dumb as we are on whatever planet they call home.
1
hawgs911Apr 25, 2026
+2
Is it really Earth Day if there's no grass in the shot?
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HypoManicCrimeSpreeApr 25, 2026
+1
Is she high? I’ve had this thought numerous times while high.
Starts off, how do we know animals aren’t aliens that got here before humans. Dude… what if humans are aliens.
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saurodenApr 25, 2026
+1
We have a fossil record and we can see how all life on earth share most of our DNA. If living any things are aliens then all living things are, we got here near while still simple organisms.
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k_afka_Apr 25, 2026
+3
Just show me the t*** I have shit to pretend to do
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judithquApr 25, 2026
+1
Oh for goodness sake
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DAZBCNApr 25, 2026
+1
We need to original photos. Someone has them!
1
-Sofa-King-VoteApr 25, 2026
+1
Why not go make some music?
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Historical-Ad3760Apr 24, 2026
-4
Attention please!
-4
Large-Lack-2933Apr 25, 2026
-1
Question who was more valuable to recession pop music in the late 2000's/early 2010's era Kesha or Dev? 🤔
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-4
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dafonesApr 25, 2026
+5
… I thought her recent work has been well received. No?
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ObjectiveSalt1635Apr 25, 2026
+2
Seinfeld still doesn’t want to hug her
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No-Philosopher3248Apr 25, 2026
+1
“Relevant”.
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Tight_Contact_9976Apr 25, 2026
-4
I like Kesha and what she stands for but this comes across as a bit pretentious. Just a bit though.
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