Hate to be grammar police but these are phrases because there is no verb, instead:
I pine for peanut butter tribadism.
Fartbox spider copulated with the monkey diaphragm.
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TheRealtcSpears18 hr ago
+7
Are you really going to stand there and deny never having spidered your monkey diaphragm before.... really!?
Just as much as Fartbox should spider his?
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OrangeThrower17 hr ago
+4
Welp gotta change my password now
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Dontgooglemejess9 hr ago
+1
I made a box for farts out of a spider monkeys diaphragm just last week.
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revolvingpresoak964015 hr ago
+3
Oddly, she said in her debut SNL performance, “did anyone think that maybe we are the aliens?” That whole performance was so bizarre I still remember it like 15 years later.
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iamofnohelp20 hr ago
+76
All my photos are n****. I just censor them with pants.
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TwlightPrincess20 hr ago
+16
Same I censor mine with underwear & clothes on
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503jason17 hr ago
+5
I censor mine with a barrel held up with two straps
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StoriesandStones8 hr ago
+2
Ah, a classic beauty.
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VinylHighway20 hr ago
+67
Is it really posing n*** if they censor the photos?
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SomewhereNo837820 hr ago
+26
she did pose n*** before the censoring, I guess
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VinylHighway20 hr ago
+7
Touché
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be4u4get17 hr ago
+2
Savior Faire
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TheDarkRabbit20 hr ago
+41
Due to all the recent news stories, I thought this said Kash Patel - and I was like “I’m done with the internet now…”
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NCGamerBro19 hr ago
+7
Don’t be upset, that’s likely his next venture after Trump boots him from office.
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Tibbaryllis216 hr ago
+4
I came to comment this. The worst part is I just accepted that the director of the FBI got drunk enough to pose naked on the beach for earth day.
Probably with kid rock and RFK jr.
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StoriesandStones8 hr ago
+1
What’s funny is that if he wasn’t a garbage person, I think we’d be like “hell yeah king.”
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Hes_gonna_drop_that16 hr ago
+2
My brain also quickly read Kash Patel. Wild stuff.
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StoriesandStones8 hr ago
+1
You made me laugh and cringe at the same time. You made me laringe.
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22athrowaway2218 hr ago
+16
* good for her gif *
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GoodtimeZappa19 hr ago
+14
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
Are we human or are we Kesha?
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CrabNebula42019 hr ago
+6
this speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
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DrumpfPutin202417 hr ago
+6
Well she’s got an outstanding set
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WebbedFamiliar17 hr ago
+5
I f****** love Kesha
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epicredditdude120 hr ago
+8
Hopefully there was a grown up on set to explain to her that humans aren’t really aliens.
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satanssweatycheeks19 hr ago
+10
We are aliens to other aliens.
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beepbeepbubblegum18 hr ago
+5
Can you imagine how disappointed they would be/are with us?
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Bitey_the_Squirrel16 hr ago
+3
It hurts more that they aren’t mad, they’re disappointed
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satanssweatycheeks14 hr ago
+1
It’s safe to say if they haven’t made contact with us yet they might be just as dumb as we are on whatever planet they call home.
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hawgs91120 hr ago
+2
Is it really Earth Day if there's no grass in the shot?
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HypoManicCrimeSpree18 hr ago
+1
Is she high? I’ve had this thought numerous times while high.
Starts off, how do we know animals aren’t aliens that got here before humans. Dude… what if humans are aliens.
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sauroden9 hr ago
+1
We have a fossil record and we can see how all life on earth share most of our DNA. If living any things are aliens then all living things are, we got here near while still simple organisms.
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k_afka_15 hr ago
+3
Just show me the t*** I have shit to pretend to do
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judithqu14 hr ago
+1
Oh for goodness sake
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DAZBCN8 hr ago
+1
We need to original photos. Someone has them!
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-Sofa-King-Vote16 hr ago
+1
Why not go make some music?
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Historical-Ad376020 hr ago
-4
Attention please!
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Large-Lack-293316 hr ago
-1
Question who was more valuable to recession pop music in the late 2000's/early 2010's era Kesha or Dev? 🤔
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-4
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dafones19 hr ago
+5
… I thought her recent work has been well received. No?
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ObjectiveSalt163517 hr ago
+2
Seinfeld still doesn’t want to hug her
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No-Philosopher324817 hr ago
+1
“Relevant”.
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Tight_Contact_997614 hr ago
-4
I like Kesha and what she stands for but this comes across as a bit pretentious. Just a bit though.
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